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00:00Previously, on Shortland Street, I feel bad enough as it is, okay, I can't do this anymore.
00:05As crazy as it sounds, I still love you.
00:08I love you too.
00:12Do you still love me?
00:13Yes, dear.
00:15Just say it.
00:16I don't know if I can love you anymore.
00:32Oh, look at me.
00:34My mum is going to lose it.
00:36I look mean.
00:38You're certainly on a very large scale.
00:42Ish.
00:43I might get papped on my lunch break.
00:45Beautiful, isn't it?
00:46Fresh face of Shortland Street.
00:47Future of surgery.
00:49Future of surgery.
00:50Crick up.
00:51But no, it's cool to be ripping our peeps.
00:54Energy, optimism, hope.
00:55It's what the public wants.
00:56Also, actual surgeons.
00:59What was that?
01:00Lovely morning and lovely photo.
01:03Glad you approved.
01:05You reckon it looks all good?
01:07It's very aspirational, Cindy.
01:09Sure.
01:11I'm sorry, Dr. Warner.
01:19So what does this mean?
01:20We're getting a divorce.
01:22We don't have to rush into anything.
01:24Not today.
01:26All right, of course.
01:29We don't want to rush into ending something you gave up on months ago.
01:33It's not like that.
01:35You don't love me anymore.
01:36That sounds pretty final to me.
01:39It's not that I don't want to.
01:42I just...
01:43I just...
01:45Can't.
01:47Now you make it sound like a medical condition.
01:49You can't love me like it's a terminal disease.
01:55Esther, I'm sorry.
01:58Stop.
01:59Stop.
02:00Okay, it's fine.
02:01I'm not even angry.
02:05Um...
02:05We'll figure it out, right?
02:07With the kids, I mean.
02:09Yeah, we'll sort all of that out and make sure it's easy for them.
02:12Good.
02:13That's the most important thing.
02:17Okay.
02:29You didn't have to do all this.
02:30I wanted to.
02:32Sit.
02:32Eat.
02:34Good sleep?
02:35Yes, thank you.
02:37You?
02:37Great.
02:38Really?
02:39I mean, except for when the baby decided to stage a taekwondo tournament in my stomach.
02:43You know how it is.
02:44I actually don't.
02:45No, of course not.
02:46Baby brain.
02:48Is that like a pregnancy thing or like a post-birth thing?
02:51Whatever it is, I've got it.
02:54Hey, um...
02:56Are you really sure about this?
02:59About us?
03:01Yeah.
03:03You're...
03:05Everything I need.
03:06Everything.
03:07Are you sure?
03:08Yes.
03:09You'll look under us.
03:10Me and the baby.
03:12Always.
03:12You're my rock, okay?
03:14No more second guessing.
03:16I mean, I try.
03:16I don't always get it right, but...
03:19No one does.
03:21But you're here, and that's all that matters.
03:24Go.
03:26All right.
03:34Well, you look like you've been shagged through a hedge backwards.
03:37Rude.
03:38And inaccurate.
03:40Oh, you know me.
03:40I'm a straight shooter.
03:41Just like you.
03:42That's probably what makes you stomachable.
03:45You too.
03:46Oh, we'd make a great laser tag team.
03:48What?
03:49Get carried away.
03:51Beep, beep.
03:51Career delivery for you.
03:52Oh, thank you very much.
03:55What's that?
03:56Nothing.
03:57You're getting personal mail delivered to work.
04:00Well, things didn't work out at Marty's, eh?
04:03I suppose there used to be.
04:04It's fine.
04:04I've sorted it.
04:06Right.
04:06Okay.
04:07Where are you staying?
04:08It's got great reviews.
04:09A hotel?
04:10Not exactly.
04:11A motel?
04:12It's a heritage building in the city.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15You're staying at a boarding house?
04:16It's got a cat.
04:17And a courtyard.
04:18Oh.
04:18And it's very charming.
04:20Ah.
04:20And I scored the top bunk, and then I got my laptops torn.
04:24You're sharing a bathroom, aren't you?
04:25Only with six very hygienic people.
04:27Oh.
04:28I'm sorry, Libby.
04:29That's not good.
04:30Just don't.
04:31I'm...
04:32I'm fine.
04:33It's temporary.
04:33And I'm saving.
04:35Okay.
04:35I'm sure you'll find your feet soon.
04:37I'm trying.
04:41Hey.
04:42Hey.
04:42You seen the new billboard?
04:45Hard to miss a 20-foot Cindy, isn't it?
04:47Exactly.
04:48Bit of a missed opportunity.
04:50Why?
04:50You want your face up there?
04:52No.
04:53I just mean, surely there are other departments worth highlighting beyond whatever appearance
04:59medicine is meant to be.
05:00Well, plastics pays the bills.
05:02That's the way of it.
05:03Besides, no one wants to see my ugly mug up there or yours.
05:07Damn!
05:08Oi.
05:09My mum reckons I look like a surgeon from Grey's Anatomy.
05:12Yeah, girl.
05:12You look good.
05:13See?
05:14Are you getting one too?
05:14You gotta let the young ones have their day, eh?
05:22Okay.
05:23You have been staring at that page for five minutes.
05:26And it has six words on it.
05:29Six very complicated words.
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:31And the is a real toughie.
05:34You know you're allowed to feel crap, right?
05:36Not really.
05:37I did this to myself.
05:38Come on, Poppy.
05:40Look, I knew Monique was in the picture from the start, so crying over the fact she's back
05:43feels a bit pathetic.
05:45Well, it's not pathetic.
05:46You just let yourself love someone.
05:48Yeah, well, I should have known better.
05:52Oh, well, maybe you have a point.
05:54Am I your cautionary tale?
05:56Yeah, maybe.
05:58True honour.
06:02Hey, someone for lunch later?
06:04I promised my wife I'd FaceTime her.
06:07Right, of course.
06:08It's not a reflection on you.
06:10I've been remiss at contact lately.
06:12Yeah?
06:12Yeah, no worries.
06:14Another time, I'll text you a window.
06:18Sounds operational.
06:19It's communicational.
06:21Is that a word?
06:22Yes.
06:24Yeah, thanks.
06:27Oh, hi.
06:30Science use hugs to make you feel better.
06:32Oh, I is hoping chemo's a bit slow on the feel-goods.
06:37Hug Emmett.
06:39What?
06:39Hug Emmett.
06:40Why?
06:41Do it.
06:46Yep.
06:48Doing this against my will?
06:49Same.
06:50It's starting to feel a little bit like workplace harassment.
06:52Pagging part of the new wellness initiative?
06:54Well, if it is, I want hazard pay.
06:56At least someone's getting some love around here.
06:59You're looking good.
07:00It is.
07:01Yeah.
07:01Feeling pretty good, actually.
07:03Well, that can only mean one thing.
07:05You and Mon sorted everything out.
07:07It feels like we've turned a new corner.
07:09Well, that's great, mate.
07:10You deserve some peace.
07:11Thanks.
07:13How are things with Esther?
07:15Over, completely.
07:17You sure?
07:19Yeah.
07:21Some.
07:23It's actually kind of a relief.
07:25She's taking it better than I expected.
07:27Letting me see the kids.
07:29Thank God for that.
07:30That's good.
07:31Yeah, but hey, look at you.
07:33Fresh start with Monique.
07:34New chapter, new baby.
07:36You're going to be a dad soon, mate.
07:38Exciting times ahead.
07:39Yes, indeed.
07:41Well, don't downplay on my account.
07:44Have you thought of any names yet?
07:45No, it's Junior.
07:47Marty Junior?
07:48No, no.
07:50Sorry.
07:51No, not yet.
07:52Just, look, that's my page.
07:53I have to go.
07:58Look, Chris, I hope we didn't get off on the wrong foot.
08:01Well, I didn't exactly enjoy being painted as a creepy old pervert.
08:06Fair.
08:06But, while your little office drinking session with a younger surgeon was innocent, I do have a job to do.
08:11Optics matter.
08:12I understand.
08:13Good.
08:14It was nothing personal.
08:16Clean slate?
08:16Of course.
08:18No hard feelings.
08:21Oh, you have got to be kidding.
08:25Dynamic, youthful, inclusive.
08:27I'm thinking of putting them in the cafe.
08:28Why not in theatre?
08:30Then at least the anaesthetist can sedate me.
08:36Hey.
08:37Locked yourself out?
08:39Yeah, stop it off my line.
08:44Damn it.
08:45Would you have a spare key?
08:46Or I could call Marty for you.
08:47No.
08:48No, no, don't do that.
08:51Okay.
08:53We're done.
08:55Apparently, he can't love me.
08:58So, lucky you didn't marry Naza.
09:01It was always lead to divorce.
09:06What?
09:07Me and Naz, we're going to give it another try.
09:10Of course you are.
09:13Well, hopefully things will get better for you than they did for me.
09:23You've seen this, right?
09:24Cody, as a fertility doctor.
09:27Looks good to me.
09:28He's a nurse.
09:29Is he?
09:31This is false advertising.
09:33So is every shampoo aid ever made.
09:34Well, we're not selling hair products.
09:37Patients could come in expecting Cody to treat them.
09:40Come on, that's never going to happen.
09:41You don't expect the briscoes lady at the checkout handling your warranty claim.
09:44You can't just swap job titles on staff.
09:47Well, I didn't have to pay models.
09:48It's a win in my book.
09:49A win.
09:50Even though we're not promoting the actual work of saving lives in ED or surgical.
09:55You want more punters filling up ED.
09:57No thanks.
09:58Fertility, plastics, these bring in revenue.
10:00Keep the lights on.
10:01Real medicine takes a back seat.
10:02Chris, you tanked the fertility clinic.
10:04You remember that, right?
10:04It's not about me.
10:06Of course it is.
10:06You want to be the face of the hospital, but it's not about your ego anymore.
10:09Ego?
10:10You think this is about ego?
10:12Just marketing.
10:13Welcome to 2026.
10:15Chris, not here.
10:17Where did you come from?
10:18Does it matter?
10:20Yeah, we'll go ahead with that ultrasound, but I want to know by mouth and on IV antibiotics.
10:27Poppy, before you hear it from anyone else, Monique and I were back together.
10:33Right.
10:33Um, well, I get it.
10:35You want to keep your family together?
10:37Well, I didn't plan it.
10:38It just happened.
10:40Doesn't matter how it happened.
10:41You're doing what's right.
10:43I'm sorry.
10:43I didn't.
10:44I never meant to hurt you.
10:45You're a good man.
10:46Naz, you don't need to apologise for that.
10:50Right.
10:51Okay, line in.
10:52Fluids up.
10:53Let's get in prepped for CT.
10:55Hold that.
10:56No transfers until I review the scans myself.
10:58I want a second set of vitals in ten minutes and a fluid balance started.
11:03You heard Dr. Crane do what she says.
11:04Copy that.
11:08Wow.
11:09Surely showed you who's boss.
11:10He is boss.
11:11I didn't think you were a bottom.
11:13I know when I have to be.
11:14Am I right training tomorrow and kink?
11:15Oh, you were disgusting.
11:17Then you ate your smile on.
11:18I don't have an issue with Sophia being in charge.
11:20Right.
11:21Because you're so chill, mate.
11:22Yeah.
11:22You're totally zen.
11:24Whatever, Phil.
11:28I don't know what to do.
11:29Marty's single.
11:30Don't, Mon.
11:31Don't go there.
11:32You know what?
11:32Those two alike always say they're going to break up.
11:34But they never actually do it.
11:36Jesus Christ.
11:36Marty just walked past.
11:37Do you have any idea how messy this could get?
11:39Yeah, but I love him.
11:40I've always loved him.
11:41And I'm carrying his baby and I can't even tell him.
11:46I mean, Nasa.
11:48God, all he's done is try and I've put him through hell already.
11:51How am I going to decide?
11:52You don't.
11:52This isn't a natural wine list.
11:54Yeah, but technically, if they're both single, then I have to choose.
11:58Well, for starters, Nas isn't single.
12:00He's with you.
12:00And have you completely forgotten about Esther?
12:02I mean, how is she going to feel about you walking off into the sunset with Marty?
12:05Well, they've broken up.
12:07Yeah, for like the 10th time.
12:09How do I live with myself?
12:11How do I lie there at night pretending I'm in love with Nas when my heart is with someone else?
12:16Because you care about him and that's real.
12:19Look, love doesn't have to be, you know, fireworks and a quick romp in the encore room.
12:23It can be steady and kind.
12:25What about Marty?
12:27What about the truth?
12:28The truth can wait.
12:29If you blow everything up now, it won't hurt just you and Nas.
12:33I don't want to hurt anyone.
12:34Okay, don't do anything tonight, please.
12:36Can you just promise me that?
12:38I promise.
13:20I don't want to hurt anyone.
13:28You would need to do something about Paul.
13:31He's turning this hospital into a circus.
13:33And you're auditioning for the ringmaster, are you?
13:35I'm serious.
13:36We're meant to be a centre for medical excellence,
13:39not a dating app for nurses.
13:41It's called marketing.
13:42It's called misleading the public.
13:44But Cody is not a fertility specialist.
13:46He's barely out of nursing school.
13:48He's photogenic, so sue him.
13:51So you're OK with this?
13:52Fertility and plastic submissions are up 20%
13:55since this campaign started.
13:57Business is booming.
13:58So we just sell out now?
13:59Paul's campaign is already paying for the cafe refurb.
14:02It's 100k to make it compliant
14:03and get that toxic mould out of the air vents.
14:05St Paul saves the day.
14:07Look, I know you don't like his methods,
14:09but I need you to get over yourself
14:12and let him do his job.
14:14The results speak for themselves.
14:16I'm binning these.
14:17Knock yourself out.
14:27Greg, it's for the movement.
14:29Oh, God, there's a bloody movement now, is there?
14:31There sure is.
14:34Have you hugged Emmett today?
14:36Hashtag cancer sucks.
14:38It's great, right?
14:39I use AI to make your smile bigger.
14:42No wonder I've been pulled by half the bloody hospital all day.
14:45It's like one of those stupid flash moms
14:46except everyone's looking at you all sookie.
14:48It's raising awareness and endorphins.
14:50Don't you know about the healing power of hunts?
14:53Without my consent,
14:54even I know that stuff's off the menu these days.
14:56It's just trying to help.
14:57Yeah, well, you can stuff your help with a sundudge...
14:59You can telegram for Emmett Whitman?
15:01Um, don't worry about that grumpy old git.
15:04He doesn't deserve it.
15:05You can sing it to me instead.
15:06Hey, cancer, can you go away?
15:09I just can't bear it.
15:11Not today, not today or any day.
15:16Cancer, cancer, can you go away?
15:22Jesus, quit.
15:37Hey, so, um, I've got the Saturday off
15:39and I was hoping we could do something.
15:41Uh-huh.
15:42Oh, well, I might be out with the boys.
15:44Maybe I'll hit you up after that.
15:45Hit me up.
15:46Romantic.
15:47Well, what can I say?
15:48I'm a spontaneous guy.
15:49Yeah, so, um, what I would love is
15:54for us to, you know, make a plan,
15:58a movie, dinner that's not on your couch.
16:01Mm, I like to keep things open, you know,
16:03and go with the flow.
16:04And I like that about you,
16:06but what I would love is just to make a plan
16:09and do something special.
16:11Hello?
16:13That's a top-tier day, Libs.
16:16Meaning what, exactly?
16:17I can't be spending a Saturday with just anyone.
16:20I'm kidding.
16:22You're so sensitive.
16:26But, uh, hey, you're really hot when you act all annoyed.
16:29I'm really hot all the time.
16:32Cute.
16:32Okay.
16:33I gotta go.
16:35Oh!
16:36Image!
16:37What are you doing down there?
16:40Nothing.
16:41Just thought I might check out the view from Grandly,
16:43but, you know...
16:44Oh, you've hurt yourself.
16:45Maybe a bit.
16:46Why didn't you call for help?
16:48Because I don't want to be saved,
16:49especially not by a woman wearing my face on a shirt.
16:52Pretty flattering, though, right?
16:54I heard what that Arlo Muppet was saying.
16:56You were eavesdropping?
16:57Uh-huh.
16:59Look, I know he sounded like a little bit of a...
17:00He sounded like an arse.
17:02Don't you fall for his bullshit?
17:03If he's your boyfriend,
17:04why can't you stay at his place for a bit?
17:06We're not there yet,
17:07and I don't want to crowd him off.
17:10Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
17:12Am I right?
17:14Can I please take you to ED?
17:16Yeah, all right.
17:18Ah!
17:24Paul.
17:25Chris.
17:25So, um...
17:28Admissions are up.
17:30Cafe refurb is sorted.
17:32Even the dodgy vents are finally getting fixed.
17:36Did I just get a compliment?
17:38Well, you're making it work.
17:40Don't agree with your approach?
17:42But you like the results?
17:44They do speak for themselves.
17:46So, credit where credit is due.
17:49My, my.
17:50Credit from the famous Dr. Warner.
17:53Never thought I'd see the day.
17:54Hey, don't push it.
17:57Good.
17:59At least someone's enjoying themselves.
18:01Hmm.
18:02A bit too much.
18:03You don't think they're...
18:05Do you?
18:06No.
18:08Why, do you?
18:10I don't know.
18:10She's your best mate.
18:11Yeah, exactly.
18:12She wouldn't do that.
18:13Although it wouldn't be the first time.
18:15Phil's...
18:16Oh.
18:17Splashed in someone else's pool.
18:20Have you talked to Nas yet?
18:22Wow.
18:23Really subtle deflection.
18:24You go to school for that?
18:25Right by that, yeah.
18:27He's back with Monique.
18:29I told him he's a good guy.
18:31Recorded it immediately.
18:33End of story.
18:34Rough.
18:35Hmm.
18:37Just wish I didn't waste so much time getting invested when I never stood a chance.
18:44Hold up.
18:45Please.
18:47She wouldn't, right?
18:49Surely not.
18:55You don't have to lay it on so thick.
18:57Huh?
18:58The flirting.
18:59The flirting.
19:00It's a bit on the nose.
19:01Uh, are you serious mate?
19:02We were literally talking about triage metrics.
19:05How hilarious they are.
19:06You're being paranoid.
19:07Seriously.
19:07If you can't handle Crane talking to me, how do you think you can handle being with someone
19:11who's married?
19:11Okay.
19:12I'm not paranoid.
19:13I just...
19:14It's pretty clear that you were flirting.
19:16You know what?
19:17I don't need this.
19:18I have somewhere else to be.
19:23What happened?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Okay.
19:27Should we go?
19:29Not nothing.
19:31It's just that you and Phil seemed, uh, pretty close.
19:35Physically or emotionally?
19:37Both.
19:38I like her.
19:38She's funny.
19:40I thought you wanted me to like her.
19:42I do.
19:43As a friend.
19:43I just...
19:45It looked like Phil was flirting with you.
19:48People flirt.
19:49It's communication.
19:49It doesn't mean it's a threat.
19:52Okay.
19:52Well, it made me uncomfortable.
19:54Well, then that's on you, not me.
19:55I can't control how people interact with me and I'm not going to start pretending I can
19:58just because it triggers something for you.
20:01I just didn't like seeing it.
20:03Okay?
20:05Maeve, you knew I was married when we started this.
20:07We agreed to it.
20:10But if this no longer suits you, you need to say so.
20:13I just didn't think it'd be this hard.
20:15Well, hard doesn't mean impossible.
20:17But if you start policing who I have fun with, then that's not a relationship, is it?
20:22It's surveillance.
20:24Yeah.
20:26I don't mean to upset Phil.
20:28Well, maybe you should think before you speak next time.
20:32I think I should go.
20:39Hey!
20:40Hey, I'm just going to say, do you think we're an okay relationship?
20:43Okay, no, no, no, no, no time for heavy conversations.
20:45Let's crack this open.
20:47We're celebrating.
20:48Celebrating?
20:48You know I can't drink.
20:49Of course.
20:50It's sparkling juice for you.
20:51Oh.
20:52Sorry if I'm early.
20:53Perfect timing.
20:54Congratulations to you both.
20:56Whoa.
20:57Congratulations to what?
20:59Surprise!
21:01Surprise!
21:01Surprise!
21:02What's happening?
21:04To Mon, to us, a re-engagement party.
21:08Cheers to that.
21:09Yay!
21:12Okay, I don't know what to say.
21:16Oh, yes.
21:17Now.
21:23Hey.
21:26I need you to tell me again why you can't love me.
21:33Esther, I tried.
21:35Tried?
21:36You make it sound like you're incapable of love, but it's choice.
21:40I don't want to hurt you.
21:40Well, then you shouldn't have bailed on me and the kids when shit got real.
21:44You're a coward.
21:46What?
21:47And you can forget about seeing the kids ever again.
21:48No, Esther, they are my kids too.
21:50No, no, they are my kids, Mari.
21:53And they've known babysitters longer than they've known you.
21:55You punish me all you want, but don't make them suffer.
21:59Don't tell me how to protect my own kids.
22:01I know what's best for my kids, and it sure as hell is not you.
22:06I will fight for them, Esther.
22:07I will see you in port.
22:41I will see you in port.
22:57I will see you in port.
22:58I will see you in port.
22:58I will see you in port.
22:59I will see you in port.
22:59I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:00I will see you in port.
23:01I will see you in port.
23:01I will see you in port.
23:02I will see you in port.
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