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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17It's just.
01:18It's good.
01:18It's good.
01:26It's good.
01:41It's good.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax and watch with the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03Tee shower.
02:07And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:11Do you watch the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant.
02:16Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well.
02:20But you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week
02:36while the boys...
02:39Well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47So it's gonna break.
02:57Oh, he missed it!
02:59Ha ha ha ha!
03:03Oh!
03:041-0!
03:07You used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, I used to play for City.
03:12Yeah, I used to play when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27All right lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:31Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine striker.
03:43What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Finley tap, set it back, Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hat.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:06Tap, tap, tap.
04:09Fin tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:13Oh, no way.
04:13He is.
04:28I am the fudge.
04:30I am team Love Island.
04:31And I am...
04:32Center mid.
04:33Center mid.
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am the Dem Dems.
04:45I am a striker.
04:46And I play for Pumpy.
04:48Yay!
04:49Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:51Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to look a little run, don't you?
04:53When you've got to go out.
04:56Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't Sock Rake Tees.
05:01You're never going to break my heart.
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Is everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20Give me a bit of lust in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate.
05:41I'm short.
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro.
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things, but I can't be arsed it.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings
06:15at the girls who were the pizza bases in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:49No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:57No!
06:59No!
06:59No, Ted!
07:00You actually pissed me off!
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12To the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16The ladle.
07:17Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:35Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:41That's right, Jess!
07:43Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Helen, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it!
08:07Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meet-
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I-
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha!
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes!
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute embossil with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:08Oh my god!
09:09Oh my god, we wanna be?
09:15Oh my god!
09:30Do you know what? The challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys again.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to. Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick it all in front of you, Luke.
10:46I think he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go because then it will pick a stone.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Lick and scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:57No!
10:57Is that you licking his bed, or your head licking Licks?
11:02Go on, Jane, you don't have licking Licks!
11:04Wait!
11:05Between you both.
11:06No, you've got to go.
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09She wanted to say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17You got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours.
11:21Or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:26It's big.
11:30Come on.
11:31Lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick the tongue.
11:45And that's right.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason?
12:06Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Savoir.
12:39Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:56Aladdin.
12:57Aladdin.
12:58Aladdin.
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so.
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:16Yeah.
13:16And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like, you need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais.
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:30Je voudrais.
13:31Je voudrais savoir.
13:33Je voudrais savoir où.
13:37Aladdin.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Hey.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais.
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Où.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:09Yay!
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:14Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:34Il est d'amour invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52OK, no.
14:53Oh.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh my god, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:47I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an end piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the end piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit because it's just...
15:54Who else likes an end piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59I'll just call it end piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:10You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh my god.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh my god.
16:20Awful.
16:20The Outsider.
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Aw, shut up man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's a crust.
16:45It's very smooth.
16:46much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian make your own fun I'm not here to amuse you so much like these law I
16:55resorted to wearing wigs hang on a minute what whose wick is this trick
17:13it's Rick James rick jake okay wait let me put that there go on go back I go
17:38and I'll fling it back
17:59show on hold that hold that bit on your head yeah and let me put it back
18:06oh you look like Oli
18:07oh you look like Oli
18:09Oli's back
18:11let me hit and you stay
18:15smile
18:16Jeff
18:17are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy
18:20one of the wrestlers
18:22let me hit and you stay
18:25it doesn't help that you look pretty as well
18:28little mix have let themselves go
18:36ever the observant voiceover artist that I am this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention to the process of
18:43how a girl gets ready but why
18:45so talk me through what you're doing then
18:48applying the foundation
18:49applying the foundation
18:49it's like building a house isn't it
18:51it really is isn't it
18:53see everyone's different though I start with my eyebrows first
18:56yeah I was getting that make it makes cake and foundation after though
19:00why'd you ask Finn
19:05okay I like this
19:06okay I like this
19:06what's that
19:07I mean I don't know quite how it goes
19:11that's how it would look on
19:13okay friend
19:15there's that
19:16I don't really
19:17I don't know how I feel about that
19:21that's how it would look
19:23amazing darling
19:25um
19:28what are you up to Finlay
19:40oh nice legs
19:42I hope he wears that for the final
19:46I can see it now
19:48Gawk Finn
19:49the man with a feminine touch
19:52I'd love some tips Finn
19:54would you
19:55yeah hit me
19:56okay
19:57um
19:57so you've got a little cheetah print going on
20:00um
20:01I like the black shoes
20:03thanks
20:03and I like the hair
20:04I think it's spot on
20:06thank you
20:07anyone else
20:08I'm here or not
20:18early in the week the islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could hack it as
20:23mums and dads
20:25as usual the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling again
20:32what are you doing
20:33what are you doing
20:34what are you doing
20:34he smells like gucci by now
20:35he's a gucci baby
20:37he went on his neck
20:42no it didn't
20:42it went all over his face
20:44oh
20:44he went all in his eye
21:08his creepy
21:12copy
21:12cut
21:13oh
21:13we're going to suck you up
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from sean
21:31paul night because oh you went here where are you all right so this is me and molly this is
21:38what we
21:38wore do you like the outfits i think they're really good outfits what would you rate them out of ten
21:46yeah probably a good seven and a half i agree what about this one this is just a selfie no
21:56okay i'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or not
22:03yeah yeah yeah it's good isn't it yeah i might post that
22:10oh yeah that's a good one i'm going to favorite that one just because you said that
22:16meanwhile fin had already mastered the art of story time there was one story i'll tell you
22:22about your nan and gramp right so i was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my
22:28dad your gramp and i cracked my knee open right anyway mum come home she was out getting the
22:35chinese that's your nan that is so she sees it and then she goes oh bloody hell that's really bad
22:41like
22:42my knee was bleeding darcy it was really bad and then they said oh we're gonna have to take you
22:46to
22:46an ane i said yeah damn right you are my leg were almost hanging off then my mum said we'll
22:53just eat
22:54this chinese and then we'll go so i were laid there darcy with my leg up in the air blood
22:58pouring out
22:59of it whilst my mum and dad your nan and gramp were eating their chow mein i wouldn't do that
23:04to you
23:05darcy i wouldn't i'll take you straight there i'd probably eat the chinese on the way there
23:11how old are you by the way like two
23:16be fair fin chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it out in the garden luke m
23:23was willing
23:23to go to any length to make sure his son had everything he wanted we need them camo shoes
23:30okay i'll do what i can do go go go go you got this shit
23:39hey girl hey girl i can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy i'm absolutely
23:44loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh i absolutely love
23:50it oh it's
24:00a lot of putting it on me have you not put any on can you put the spray one on
24:06me yeah thanks
24:10well i'll leave you guys there enjoy thank you thank you no worries
24:19do you like crap put them where did you put them where oh sick as if i didn't even see
24:25you take it
24:25that's us i am he looks sick he looks sick he looks sick our baby is unreal you cheeky wee
24:37monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception come here
24:51come here come here come here come here come here come here come here come here do you want to
25:04get the
25:04frig out of my baby's pram hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:21come on i'll let you be his godparent oh sick
25:27oh you fucker
25:33demi i think look might need changing i'm done see you in a more
25:52welcome back to unseen bits you decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to
25:59watch us instead i know it's only been six weeks but we love you too
26:04yeah it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew
26:12you needed do you put the toilet seat up or i sit down i said sometimes i sit down bro
26:16i always sit
26:17down for a week and sometimes just turns into a ship yeah right that's enough nonsense for now
26:22there's still way too many islanders for this part of the show it's about time we sent some home
26:29after the islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple it left five pairs
26:34vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39the public votes saved luke m and demi and jess and ched leaving three couples at risk
26:47your votes meant that jamie and natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the islanders turn to decide who was next as they had to save one of mike and
27:08priscilla
27:08callum and molly mike and priscilla mike and priscilla were saved and the lancashire lovebirds
27:22callum and molly were dumped from the villa
27:30callum was never very good with his words but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:35all right it's been the best five weeks um i don't know what else to say go on
27:41me oh come on give a little speech oh don't make me do a speech i'm sure i'm not doing
27:45speeches
27:45right off top speech yeah kid see you down trafford center in the sunshine
27:57anyone want to close the door no fair enough
28:10if you ever wonder what people from milton keen sound like then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16all right geez all right geez get a point all right geez let me get some girl please
28:21sam mcgrill please please please please
28:30i'll have points on the girl whatever she's having i'll have a point sammiguel and whatever she's
28:35having i'll have a point to sammiguel and whatever she's having i have a pint sammiguel and whatever
28:41she's having i'm good aren't i you're gonna stick out like a sore arm says yes partner sam miguel bag
28:47A bag of salted peanuts. That's my old ass.
28:50Aw, you weird dog.
28:52Pantosa Miguel, bag of salted peanuts. Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny. You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I place the camera?
29:27Ooh!
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Are you doing the video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no!
29:48She got me!
29:49Ah, she got me!
29:51Oh, no!
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, stay cozy.
29:54Bye, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01OK, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing with them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00So...
31:01What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women
31:36after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops the hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00That's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined,
32:21but I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That's how it is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point, Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here, we're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks a bit...
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big, that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:13Oh my God.
33:15I thought that was amazing.
33:17And this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22YAY!
33:23YAY!
33:23YAY!
33:24YAY!
33:24YAY!
33:25We're back!
33:26It's...
33:29It's following you!
33:31It's following you!
33:32Oh, it's close to me now!
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you!
33:35It's following you!
33:36It's following you!
33:37It's following you!
33:38Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000 and a seven-night holiday
33:48to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town for a taste of
33:56the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:03For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 6554.
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34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good-in.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:03I am amazing.
35:06I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a Scooby about animals.
36:33Who, who, who's...
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:55Yay!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples.
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point, I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:21We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:25We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm the Overse.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:49Ah!
38:51Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01Okay.
39:01Ah!
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:07Woo!
39:09Oh, Paige!
39:11Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, you did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's Bitch Hot Bonanza.
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike, no!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:51Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:02Probably watching the original Connor do the striptease.
41:11Go on, run!
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, Dad!
41:19CHEERING
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely. It was very nice.
41:38Because we are stars, we are lights.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casa Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:02APPLAUSE
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend...
42:09I want to ask you something.
42:11Go on.
42:12Erm...
42:13It was magical.
42:14It was...
42:15I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour...
42:20..if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just...
42:33..is waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:56LAUGHTER
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never, ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:03CHEERING
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment, personally, was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18Actually, in terms of, like, sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30LAUGHTER
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's...
43:54Beach up in Nanza!
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:15You're...
44:18They've crafted...
44:19You are mustard and I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled...
44:23Can't do it?
44:24Oh, son!
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam...
44:36The Love Island Final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island Final.
45:15The Love Island Final.
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