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مسلسل Black Mirror مترجم - Episode 2
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00:00:45I don't know.
00:01:18I don't know.
00:01:38I don't know.
00:01:43I don't know.
00:02:18I have a dream.
00:02:21No song to sing to help me cope with anything.
00:02:37And my destination makes it worth the while.
00:02:50I don't know.
00:02:55I believe in angels.
00:02:59Something good in everything I see.
00:03:04I believe in angels.
00:03:09When I know the time is right for me, I'll cross the street.
00:03:17I have a dream.
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00:05:48I have a dream.
00:06:23Oh my god, I'm so close
00:06:40Oh for Christ's sake! We had a mood kill, blubbernaut! Cheers for the reflection!
00:06:46One minute I'm in Slitsville, the next there's a haunted pig gawping at me!
00:06:51They may as well have cut to a war crime!
00:06:54Oi!
00:07:00You missed a bit!
00:07:04PIE!
00:07:08Did you say that?
00:07:10Fucking PIE!
00:07:21He'll be in Lebanon all before long!
00:07:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:07:50I don't know.
00:07:58Toys soldiers, each headlines their own ten-pole content on one of your eight daylight streams.
00:08:09But they started here, like you, putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.
00:08:17Each paying their dues, like you, hoping to become a hotshot.
00:08:31That wasn't good.
00:08:34That was beyond incredible!
00:08:42You decide the victors.
00:08:45You control their fates.
00:08:47You make the call on Hotsha.
00:08:55You fight for a week, I'll cross the street.
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00:09:33You are going to see it all.
00:09:36Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
00:09:42Hey, what else are you planning to do with that hand?
00:09:45I want to see where you are!
00:09:53Hi, I'm Roxy. Hello.
00:09:55Hi, I'm Evie.
00:10:11Hi, I'm Roxy.
00:10:19Hi, I'm Roxy.
00:11:16I didn't let him sign in.
00:11:18I told him to report for 22 down.
00:11:21Told you.
00:11:23He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck.
00:11:56He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck.
00:12:03What do you think?
00:12:09It's a bit much.
00:12:12Yeah.
00:12:21The best thing about my new lifestyle, where do I start?
00:12:25I love choosing my own clothes.
00:12:28I love gold.
00:12:29I feel like it really expresses who I really am.
00:12:33And I love looking over outside.
00:12:35It's so beautiful sometimes.
00:12:37I just wish that everyone could see it.
00:12:38Ooh, nice outfit.
00:12:41Super shirt.
00:12:42I'm so sorry.
00:12:43I'm so busy sometimes.
00:12:45Well, honesty is ruthless.
00:12:48I suppose it's just honesty.
00:12:50Ruthless honesty.
00:12:55You can blame me, try to shame me, but still I'll care for you.
00:13:06The world may think I'm foolish.
00:13:14They can't see you like I can.
00:13:21Oh, but anyone who knows what loving will understand.
00:13:31I love you, man.
00:14:08I'm trying my hands.
00:14:12Impressive.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:21Have fun.
00:14:22I mean, on the...
00:14:27Hey, regular user.
00:14:29New from me.
00:14:31The hottest girls in the next situation.
00:14:34Select you.
00:14:52Dick.
00:15:02If you want to access your house.
00:15:03I'm going home.
00:15:03And don't do this.
00:15:05So it's not much fun.
00:15:05You know.
00:15:10I'm going home.
00:15:15I'll be happy.
00:15:16If your city is not on the other side,
00:15:16Mom is on the other side of this side.
00:15:17What?
00:15:22What?
00:15:28And then I'll be here.
00:15:33I'm sorry.
00:16:21I'm sorry.
00:16:54I'm sorry.
00:17:11I'm sorry.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:43You'll take your fingers off.
00:17:45Pass me.
00:17:50Smart.
00:17:55Bing Madsen.
00:17:57Short for Bingham.
00:17:59Abby Khan.
00:18:01Short for Abby Khan.
00:18:04You're a new person.
00:18:05I'm not seeing you.
00:18:06I just went to 21 last week.
00:18:09I wanted to go to Erdame.
00:18:10My sister's there, but it's full, apparently.
00:18:18It's a pop of fruit.
00:18:19It's worth the rest.
00:18:21The most natural thing in there is probably grown in a Petri dish.
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:28Whether though.
00:18:29Yeah, that's the right way around.
00:18:31When you get the cheap lardy gunk, you end up having to peddle it off.
00:18:33Then you want more sugar, then you're playing catch-up and up in there.
00:18:38It's a vicious circle.
00:18:42Can't you just use that CBT app?
00:18:44What's that?
00:18:46This cognitive behavioural thing, it realigns you're thinking to pick healthy food.
00:18:52Whispers you into it while you sleep.
00:18:56Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
00:19:05I liked your singing the other day.
00:19:10I was trying to sing so no one could hear me pee.
00:19:13I'm not Selma or anything.
00:19:15You've got a phenomenal voice.
00:19:17It was the most beautiful song.
00:19:22You think I'm being cheesy.
00:19:26All right, I am being cheesy, but it was beautiful, so, you know, reality's cheesy sometimes.
00:19:35Not often, admittedly, but now.
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:48Well, thank you.
00:19:54It's just noises, though.
00:19:56Noises in the right order.
00:19:58Don't downplay your good.
00:19:59The song's good.
00:20:01It's old.
00:20:04My mum used to sing it, and she learnt it from her mum.
00:20:09I heard me down.
00:20:13You thought we're trying out for a hot shot?
00:20:18Me.
00:20:19Why not?
00:20:20Singing in front of Judge Hope.
00:20:22I'd die.
00:20:23Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife coming for us.
00:20:25No, you'd walk it.
00:20:26A, I wouldn't.
00:20:28And, and B, I don't have that clockage.
00:20:32I mean, it's what, 12 mil just to enter?
00:20:35What kind of bike time is that?
00:20:37Six months?
00:20:38Yeah, but...
00:20:38You know what, I'm hand to mouth.
00:20:40I, I, I know people save and starve to get onto that stage.
00:20:44I know that's what Selma did.
00:20:45Yeah, but...
00:20:45But, you know what, I'd, I'd rather not kid myself.
00:20:48Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
00:20:52The full 12, I'll gift it.
00:21:01Don't be ridiculous.
00:21:02Seriously, I've got a spare.
00:21:05You've got 12 mil spare.
00:21:07My brother left to me.
00:21:10Own a channel, does he?
00:21:11No, he, uh, he died.
00:21:16He, uh, he died, uh, last year, um, so he got transferred to me.
00:21:22Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.
00:21:28What do you spend on you, then?
00:21:30And buy, what, some new shoes for my doppel to wear?
00:21:33I don't know.
00:21:35Upgrade your room, I miss.
00:21:36We'll get a fat axes and pass.
00:21:39Buy one of those wall buddies.
00:21:41The new ones they talk to you after shutting and solve your problems.
00:21:45They guide your dreams like gurus.
00:21:47It's amazing, really, what they can do.
00:21:49Get a mirror plug-in that shows me how I look as a werewolf.
00:21:52What's the point?
00:21:52I know, it can be quite funny.
00:21:53It's all just stuff.
00:21:57It's stuff, it's confet, it's, you've got something real.
00:22:06What bed has been, the one?
00:22:08You hear me singing in a toilet.
00:22:12Is that real?
00:22:13More than anything has happened all year.
00:22:19I can't take that kind of cluckage off someone.
00:22:23It's 12 mil, there's no way.
00:22:25Let me do this.
00:22:30I don't know.
00:22:31Look around here, I just...
00:22:34I just want something real to happen.
00:22:39Just once.
00:22:44Mess up.
00:22:45You wouldn't, I don't care anyway.
00:22:47I'll go with you.
00:22:49No better, I'll force you.
00:22:50I'll force you to go.
00:22:54It's tomorrow.
00:22:58Come on.
00:23:05Say yes.
00:23:11I'll go as far as to say okay.
00:23:15This proves acceptable.
00:23:19I got for them.
00:23:25Walking away now.
00:23:28You lunatic.
00:23:30I can live with it.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:33No, you're not.
00:23:35I'm not.
00:23:36But it's done.
00:23:40I'm not.
00:23:42I'm not.
00:23:42I'm not.
00:23:49It's done.
00:23:52I know.
00:23:55I can't go as far as to say.
00:23:57I'm not.
00:23:57No, I'm not.
00:23:58I'm not.
00:23:58No, I'm not.
00:24:00No, I'm not.
00:24:00I'm not.
00:24:01I'm not.
00:24:02Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.
00:24:40Flippin' joke.
00:25:28Flippin' joke.
00:25:32You, from Wraithbase, the hottest girls in the nastiest situations.
00:26:09I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:26:14I am doing this.
00:26:19I can't be doing this.
00:26:20Can you trade it back?
00:26:22We'll take it.
00:26:24Don't be mad.
00:26:26There's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.
00:26:28I mean, I'm grateful.
00:26:29I don't think I'm not grateful, but it's just...
00:26:32You're babbling.
00:26:33I'm babbling.
00:26:43I made you this.
00:26:48You never get to keep them more than a day, but there it is anyway.
00:26:56It folds flat, so you can keep them in your ace band.
00:27:11It's, you know, something.
00:27:20It's, you know, something.
00:27:45Face the screen, please.
00:27:50And is here your friends and family at location?
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:55Hand, please.
00:27:59That's not permanent, is it?
00:28:01Oh, no. Two months max.
00:28:02Round to the right and through the scanner.
00:28:13This is a way of the best.
00:28:29Where do we go now?
00:28:31You were here.
00:28:33How long?
00:28:39So, what do we do?
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:43Hey, hey, hey, fuck off.
00:28:49What, with the dark hair?
00:28:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pretty one.
00:28:54Yeah, okay.
00:28:58They want to preview you.
00:29:00What?
00:29:00Preview, come on.
00:29:02He's with me.
00:29:03Hand.
00:29:05Show me your hand.
00:29:08Okay, you two.
00:29:09That's not fair, she's new, that's not fair.
00:29:11I don't pick the order.
00:29:13I've waited here all week and she's just walked in.
00:29:16Everyone will get seen eventually, I don't pick the order.
00:29:19But I'm a good singer, I can sing, I'm a good singer, I am.
00:29:23Stand aside.
00:29:25It's not fair!
00:29:27It's not fair!
00:29:34Next lot.
00:29:35Stand there.
00:29:41Would you like to be as big as Selma one day?
00:29:44Um, yeah, I, I, I mean, I...
00:29:47Could you say that as a self-contained sentence into that scream?
00:29:53I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.
00:29:55Okay, proceed to stage area.
00:29:58We're done.
00:30:02Both performing?
00:30:04Just her.
00:30:05Okay, what are you?
00:30:06Zinger.
00:30:08Compliance?
00:30:09No thanks.
00:30:09Ah, yes, thanks.
00:30:11It's compulsory for all contestants.
00:30:13And more to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.
00:30:15She's got to perform.
00:30:16Well, mmm.
00:30:18Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
00:30:24Yeah, it's just a touch of light for, it'll pass.
00:30:27Make the most of it.
00:30:28I mean, you can't get this stuff anywhere else.
00:30:30You okay?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32You okay?
00:30:33You okay?
00:30:33You okay.
00:30:34Seriously, that's not a time.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37I just, um...
00:30:38I don't know, everything's just a bit wider apart.
00:30:41I'm fine.
00:30:43Really?
00:30:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:30:46There you go.
00:30:47Right, you're on.
00:31:05A little closer, please.
00:31:12A little closer?
00:31:17Into the light, love.
00:31:26And who are we looking at here?
00:31:29Abby Kahn.
00:31:30What are you going to do for us today, Abby?
00:31:34I'm going to sing.
00:31:35You speak up, love.
00:31:36You don't bite.
00:31:39I'm going to sing?
00:31:41Hey, would you mind, um, lifting up your top for me?
00:31:46Hey, can you take off your top?
00:31:48I want to check out those titties.
00:31:50Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:53Come on, mucho pranto.
00:31:56Uh, no titties?
00:31:59She says she's here to see you.
00:32:02I got to see those titties, though.
00:32:04Come on, girl.
00:32:06You're dank.
00:32:09You hot.
00:32:10Please, just sing for us.
00:32:13I'm gonna do this.
00:32:14I'm gonna do this.
00:32:25You can blame me.
00:32:30Try to shame me.
00:32:33And still I'll care for you.
00:32:41You can run around
00:32:44Even put me down
00:32:48Still I'll be there for you
00:32:57The world may think I'm foolish
00:33:04They can see you like I can
00:33:11Oh, but anyone who knows what love is
00:33:19Will understand
00:33:37I just feel so sorry
00:33:42For the ones who pity me
00:33:52Cause they just don't know
00:33:57Oh, they don't know what happiness and love can be
00:34:32I know
00:34:36Okay, I'm gonna stop you there
00:34:40That was
00:34:42Without a doubt
00:34:46Probably
00:34:47The best piece of singing we've had this season
00:34:50Yes, well done
00:35:02But I have to say
00:35:03No
00:35:05No, no, no
00:35:06I have to say
00:35:08Actually
00:35:09I'm with Wraith on this one
00:35:13Good though your voice is
00:35:14And it is good
00:35:16It's not the most magical sound in the world
00:35:18It's just good
00:35:21I don't think anyone's really hearing it
00:35:24Certainly not the guys in the audience
00:35:26These looks you've got going on
00:35:29Kind of get in the way
00:35:30Men will want you
00:35:32Women will hate you
00:35:33All the time you were on stage
00:35:36I've got an old picture in you
00:35:39In an erotic scenario
00:35:42Getting pretty turned on if I'm honest
00:35:48Right
00:35:49You've got this pure beauty
00:35:52Seems to be a knockout figure
00:35:55And this sort of interesting innocence going on
00:35:58And that's something I think Wraith's erotica channels
00:36:00Could really play with
00:36:02Absolutely
00:36:03That's what I thought
00:36:04The moment I saw you
00:36:06The moment
00:36:08I'd watch
00:36:09I don't know a man here who wouldn't
00:36:11To be honest
00:36:12Some of those girls might join me
00:36:28You will never have to peddle a game
00:36:31Not one minute
00:36:33We could really work with you
00:36:35Last year we had singers, singers, singers
00:36:39So many singers
00:36:41So to be a singer
00:36:42You've got to be truly exceptional
00:36:43Yeah
00:36:44There's just no slots left
00:36:46For an above average singer
00:36:48Not for the next few years at least
00:36:49Charity?
00:36:51No
00:36:52Saturation points, singer-wise
00:36:54Listen
00:36:55We said right from the start
00:36:57We're going to go with something different this season
00:36:59That's why he's on the panel
00:37:02She would be a star
00:37:04Like Alice did
00:37:05The star
00:37:08And who's
00:37:11Your furniture at best
00:37:12Forget about all the shame and all that
00:37:16We medicate against that
00:37:17You will have pleasure forever
00:37:20Realistically sweetheart
00:37:21It is that
00:37:23Or the bike
00:37:27I do
00:37:28I don't think
00:37:29Okay
00:37:29You know what?
00:37:30This is starting to annoy me
00:37:31Who do you think
00:37:33Is powering that spotlight?
00:37:40Millions of people
00:37:41That's who
00:37:42All of them
00:37:43Out there
00:37:44Right now
00:37:46Putting in an honest day
00:37:48On the bike
00:37:48While you stand in the light
00:37:50They're generating
00:37:51And dither
00:37:52You know what?
00:37:53They would give anything
00:37:55Do anything
00:37:56To be where you are now
00:37:58Am I right?
00:38:03You might cocky snoop at all that
00:38:05As though it's nothing
00:38:08As though they're nothing
00:38:10And that makes me sick
00:38:13You know what?
00:38:16Maybe you do belong on the bike
00:38:18Because you don't seem to be very willing
00:38:20To step off it
00:38:24I do want to
00:38:25We have a decision
00:38:26Do it
00:38:28Do it
00:38:30Do it
00:38:32Do it
00:38:35Do it
00:38:36Do it
00:38:45Do it
00:38:46Do it
00:38:47Do it
00:38:48Do it
00:38:49Do it
00:38:49Do it
00:38:50Do it
00:38:50Do it
00:38:51Do it
00:38:51Do it
00:38:52Do it
00:38:53Do it
00:38:54Do it
00:38:55Do it
00:38:56i know
00:38:56the things
00:39:12Well done.
00:39:32Well done.
00:40:26Well done.
00:40:59Yeah, keep waddling, Pictets.
00:41:01Find the horizon and fuck off over it.
00:41:07It's a dream.
00:41:10I get to live in a beautiful place and wear lots of beautiful things.
00:41:27It's a dream.
00:41:28I get to live in a beautiful way.
00:41:58A Wraith babe's reality special.
00:42:01I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.
00:42:05Millions watched her glide through the hotshot curtain of dreams to send her heart out.
00:42:10Oh, but anyone.
00:42:14What happened next shocked them all.
00:42:17We could really work with you.
00:42:19Do we have a decision?
00:42:21Now, watch her stunning, erotic debut.
00:42:31Who do we have here?
00:42:34I'm Abby.
00:42:36You made it hard, Chad.
00:42:37You were real impressive.
00:42:43Raise me.
00:42:45Raise me.ordu.
00:42:46Rezzam
00:42:47viewing. Rezzam
00:42:48viewing. Rezzam
00:42:50viewing. Rezzam
00:42:51viewing. Rezzam
00:42:52viewing. Rezzam
00:42:53viewing. Rezzam.
00:42:55Look at you.
00:42:58I'll clean the
00:42:59shit.
00:43:04you'll see everything you'll see it all open your mouth open let's take it in take it in
00:43:32if
00:43:33no no no
00:43:38no
00:43:38no
00:43:40por qué
00:43:42i
00:43:47You fucking...
00:44:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:42Oh, oh, oh.
00:45:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:45:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:36I don't know.
00:48:12I don't know.
00:48:36I don't know.
00:49:14I don't know.
00:49:31I don't know.
00:49:33I don't know.
00:49:37I don't know.
00:49:51I don't know.
00:49:52I don't know.
00:50:06I don't know.
00:50:07So what are you, a magician?
00:50:09An entertainer.
00:50:10Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence?
00:50:15I'm an entertainer.
00:50:17I'm an entertainer.
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:45I don't know.
00:50:47I don't know.
00:50:47I don't know.
00:50:48I don't know.
00:50:49Who are you?
00:50:51Bing Madson.
00:50:53What are you planning to do for us?
00:50:54What the fuck?
00:50:56A sort of performance.
00:50:57It's a sort of performance.
00:51:00Yes.
00:51:01Hmm.
00:51:03Man of mystery.
00:51:05Hmm.
00:51:08I suppose we better see it.
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:11Stop there, I'll do it.
00:52:12This is the main archie.
00:52:13Keep walking, you kill me.
00:52:19No one stops me.
00:52:20Not till I've said my piece.
00:52:21Then you can do what you like.
00:52:22Oh, man, just fucking kill yourself.
00:52:24But you get anything on me, dog,
00:52:25I swear to God I'll kick your ass back to life
00:52:27just so I can cut your goddamn head off.
00:52:31God.
00:52:36I think we should let him speak.
00:52:40Team! Team! Team! Team! Team! Team!
00:52:45Let's hear what he has to say.
00:52:47Team! Team! Team! Team!
00:52:53Come on.
00:52:54Got our attention.
00:52:56As requested.
00:52:58What do you want to say?
00:53:03Have you prepared a speech?
00:53:05Is that it?
00:53:09Speak!
00:53:09I haven't got a speech.
00:53:11I haven't got a speech.
00:53:12I haven't planned words.
00:53:12I don't even tried to.
00:53:13I just knew I had to get here,
00:53:15to stand here,
00:53:16and I knew I wanted you to listen.
00:53:17To really listen.
00:53:18Not just pull a face like you're listening,
00:53:19like you do the rest of the time.
00:53:21A face like you're feeling
00:53:22instead of processing.
00:53:24You pull a face
00:53:25and poke it towards this stage,
00:53:26and we...
00:53:28We...
00:53:28La-dee-da.
00:53:29We sing and dance
00:53:30and tumble around,
00:53:31and all you see up here.
00:53:33It's not people.
00:53:34You don't see people up here.
00:53:35It's all fodder.
00:53:37And the faker the fodder is,
00:53:38the more you love it.
00:53:39Because fake fodder is the only thing
00:53:39that works anymore.
00:53:40Fake fodder is all...
00:53:41It's all that we can stomach.
00:53:43Actually, not quite all.
00:53:44Real pain, real viciousness.
00:53:45That's that we can take.
00:53:46Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole,
00:53:48and we'll laugh ourselves feral.
00:53:49Because we've earned the right.
00:53:50We've done sell the time,
00:53:51and he's slacking the scum.
00:53:53So, ha-ha-ha at him.
00:53:55Because we're so out of our minds,
00:53:56with desperation,
00:53:57we don't know any better.
00:53:59All we know is fake fodder
00:54:00and buying shit.
00:54:01That's how we speak to each other,
00:54:03how we express ourselves
00:54:04as buying shit.
00:54:05Well, I have a dream.
00:54:07The peak of our dreams
00:54:08is that it's a new act
00:54:09for our doppel.
00:54:10A hack that doesn't exist.
00:54:11That's not even there.
00:54:12We buy shit.
00:54:13That's not even there.
00:54:15Show us something real
00:54:15and free and beautiful.
00:54:16You could've...
00:54:17Yeah?
00:54:18It'd break us.
00:54:19We're too numb for it.
00:54:21Our minds would choke.
00:54:22It's only so much wonder
00:54:23we can bear.
00:54:23That's why when you find any wonder
00:54:25whatsoever,
00:54:25you dole it out
00:54:26in meager portions.
00:54:27And only then,
00:54:28till it's augmented
00:54:29and packaged
00:54:30and pumped
00:54:31through 10,000
00:54:32pre-assigned filters,
00:54:33till it's nothing more
00:54:34than a meaningless
00:54:34series of lights
00:54:36where we ride
00:54:37day in,
00:54:37day out,
00:54:38going where?
00:54:40Powering what?
00:54:42All tiny cells
00:54:43and tiny screens
00:54:44and bigger cells
00:54:45and bigger screens
00:54:46and fuck you.
00:54:48Fuck you.
00:54:49That's what boys start to,
00:54:49is fuck you.
00:54:51Fuck you
00:54:51for sitting there
00:54:53and slowly knitting things worse.
00:54:54Fuck you
00:54:55and your spotlight
00:54:56and your sanctimonious faces
00:54:57and fuck you all
00:54:59for taking the one
00:55:00for getting close
00:55:01to anything real
00:55:02about anything.
00:55:03For losing around it
00:55:05and crushing it
00:55:05into a bone,
00:55:07into a joke.
00:55:08One more ugly joke
00:55:09in the kingdom of millions
00:55:10and then fuck you.
00:55:12Fuck you for happening.
00:55:14Fuck you for me.
00:55:16For us.
00:55:17For everyone.
00:55:18Fuck you.
00:55:24Fuck you.
00:55:40That was
00:55:42without a doubt
00:55:45the
00:55:46most heartfelt
00:55:47thing I've seen
00:55:48on this stage
00:55:49since
00:55:50HOT SHOT BEGIN!
00:55:52Yeah!
00:55:58You!
00:56:01I'm semi-articulating
00:56:03something we all
00:56:04and I mean
00:56:04everyone in this hall
00:56:07something we all
00:56:08agree on.
00:56:09Even though we may not
00:56:11comprehend all of it
00:56:12I think I'm right in saying
00:56:14we do feel it.
00:56:17Even me.
00:56:18I know you've got me down
00:56:19as this creature.
00:56:21You know
00:56:23hey
00:56:24I get
00:56:25where you're coming from.
00:56:27and I like your stuff.
00:56:29It's not stuff.
00:56:30It's truth.
00:56:31Am I right?
00:56:33Your truth
00:56:34admittedly
00:56:36but truth
00:56:36nonetheless.
00:56:38And you're right.
00:56:40Authenticity
00:56:40is in woefully
00:56:42short supply.
00:56:45I'd like to hear
00:56:46you talk again.
00:56:50How so?
00:56:52With a slot
00:56:53on one of my streams
00:56:56where you can talk
00:56:57just like that.
00:57:02I'd watch it
00:57:03with such
00:57:03great passion.
00:57:07He was alright.
00:57:09You're a little hard there
00:57:10but
00:57:11there's no kind of thing
00:57:12and a gimmick.
00:57:14What do you say?
00:57:1630 minutes
00:57:17twice a week?
00:57:18soon.
00:57:18No!
00:57:21No!
00:57:26No!
00:57:29No!
00:57:31And a gimmick!
00:57:33No!
00:57:37Go on, you bastard!
00:57:39Go on, you bastard!
00:57:40Go on, you bastard!
00:57:45Great, Spike.
00:57:46So am I, Deus.
00:58:04We have with us Oliver.
00:58:05Now, Oliver was bumped to cleaner six months ago,
00:58:07but he ate and ate till he hit 17 stone.
00:58:10And he's here today to try and beat us on Bobbergaard.
00:58:16I think there's a big one.
00:58:18Get a big one.
00:58:20It went a while,
00:58:24putting through the darkness.
00:58:27I can't go to stop you there.
00:58:30That was achingly terrible.
00:58:33You have the magnetism of a tower.
00:58:35I don't ever want to look at you again.
00:58:37I have to agree.
00:58:39I'm so sorry, love.
00:58:41You came across as fundamentally unlikable
00:58:44and really quite worthless.
00:58:47Right?
00:58:47You could fill that pussy with honey
00:58:50and I still wouldn't fuck it.
00:58:52I'm a good singer.
00:58:53I can sing, yeah?
00:58:54It's my destiny
00:58:56and I can sing, fuck.
00:59:01Like that, don't you, Harry?
00:59:05Mm-hmm.
00:59:06Say it.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:1015,000 new double wardrobe options
00:59:14launched last week alone.
00:59:17Which effectively translates
00:59:18to 15,000 new ways to kill time
00:59:21in your cell
00:59:22before you explore an afterlife,
00:59:24which doesn't exist anyway.
00:59:26But with any luck,
00:59:27you'll take your mind off those saddle sores, eh?
00:59:31You know, the only thing stopping me
00:59:33from snatching myself open right now.
00:59:36I might not die right away.
00:59:39And, before I went,
00:59:40they find a way to charge
00:59:41my twitching half-dead cadaver
00:59:4320,000 merits
00:59:44for swabbing the walls clean.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47Anyway,
00:59:48hang on in there.
00:59:50If you must.
00:59:57We're all in this together,
00:59:59they say.
01:00:00Yeah, right.
01:00:03Farewell forever.
01:00:07Till the same time next week.
01:00:13Stream offline.
01:00:32Stream offline.
01:01:04You can blame me
01:01:07Try to shame me
01:01:11And still I'll care for you
01:01:19You can run around
01:01:22Even put me down
01:01:26Still I'll be there for you
01:01:35The world may think I'm foolish
01:01:41They can't see you
01:01:45Like I can
01:01:49Oh, but anyone
01:01:52Who knows what love is
01:01:57Will understand
01:02:12Oh, they'll understand
01:02:19If they try to love
01:02:22They'll understand
01:02:27Oh, try and understand
01:02:32Oh, I'll be there for you
01:02:33Who knows where it is
01:02:42Yeah, I'm fine
01:02:43Yeah, yeah
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