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Euphoria - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30Take the gold rush.
00:33Prohibition.
00:37Cryptocurrency.
00:40It's all about timing.
00:47And Jules had found her window of opportunity.
00:51It's like dating, except you get paid.
00:55How much?
00:56Depends on how rich they are.
00:59But then they expect you to fuck them.
01:02Yeah, but no more than any other guy.
01:05It all started back in art school with a roommate, Vivian.
01:08Hold out for as long as possible, till the money's right.
01:13I don't know, it sounds sketchy.
01:15Yeah.
01:17The good thing about rich people is they actually have something to lose.
01:21Money.
01:23Besides, it beats working retail.
01:25Anything's better than retail.
01:40Jules' first date was with a 48-year-old lawyer named Rick.
01:54I don't, uh, know they do this kind of thing, you know, so.
01:58Yeah?
01:59Yeah.
01:59But my, uh, therapist says that I have severe intimacy issues.
02:06It's not funny.
02:07I've never had a girlfriend.
02:09Never?
02:11I don't know.
02:12I find sleeping next to a woman makes claustrophobic.
02:22So, uh, look.
02:25That's for dinner.
02:34But if you wanna come back to my place after this, it could be way more generous.
02:39He had a very specific fetish.
02:43Nylons.
02:44All he wanted was to lick her tights and jerk off.
02:47Oh, you love it.
02:48I know you love it.
02:49I love it.
02:52All I have to do is see this guy twice a month and he pays my rent?
02:56Told ya.
02:58Oh, I'm gonna clean up.
03:01There was Randy.
03:02A Hollywood producer who had a net worth of 50 million.
03:05Closer to 200 million.
03:07Can't publicly list it.
03:09Don't wanna get fucked up the ass with the IRS.
03:11There was Henry, a run-of-the-mill finance guy.
03:13I know the volatility in the market has spooked our clients.
03:16We've been doing this a long time.
03:18This is not our first rodeo.
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:26And then, it was Ellis.
03:30A plastic surgeon.
03:34I do what God didn't.
03:37Same with you.
03:40That's one way to put it.
03:41What, is there another?
03:43We defy the natural order of things.
03:45Age.
03:46Gravity.
03:47Sex.
03:48Exactly.
03:49No fun to be helpless.
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:52To not evolve.
03:57When did you transition?
04:0014.
04:08That's why your poreless never went through puberty's.
04:12Beautiful.
04:15Your breasts are natural.
04:18For now.
04:20What would you change about them?
04:23I don't know.
04:24You're the ex-fruit.
04:26From here, they look near perfect.
04:29Near perfect?
04:33Anything can be improved.
04:38You have a family?
04:42I do.
04:46Sorry if I...
04:49What?
04:50I made you uncomfortable.
04:52Oh.
04:53I...
04:53I slice women open for a living.
04:55There's very little that makes me uncomfortable.
04:59Does your wife know you do this?
05:02Go on dates?
05:04Fuck trannies.
05:07Dessert?
05:09Thank you.
05:11Bon appétit.
05:15You first.
05:26Is it good?
05:29Delicious.
05:31My wife knows I have certain proclivities.
05:36Behaviors.
05:37Behaviors?
05:39Weaknesses.
05:42And she's okay with it?
05:45You marry the best parts of a person.
05:47Hopefully you can tolerate the worst.
05:49That sounds sad.
05:51It isn't.
05:52Do your parents know what you do?
05:55Go on dates.
05:57Sell yourself?
05:58Definitely not.
06:01What do they think you do?
06:03Go to art school.
06:05Paint.
06:06Live off $750 a month.
06:10That seems difficult.
06:11It is.
06:14Are you good?
06:17At what?
06:19Painting?
06:23Yeah, I think so.
06:25Yeah.
06:26What did you think I was asking?
06:35Dad, no, I'm okay.
06:37Everything's fine.
06:38I'm just saying I don't think I need to go to art school to be an artist.
06:42It's like a waste of time.
06:45I made 20 books.
06:48Literally all Viv and I do, all day, is she's sculpting and I'm painting.
06:54And I feel like I'm, like, learning more from just being in my space and working on that than, like,
07:01anything that they're teaching me in class.
07:16She was making more money than she ever imagined.
07:27And eventually, he became the only client she saw.
07:36All her fears about making it as an artist disappeared.
08:06So, you're scared.
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14:14¿Estás bien?
14:15¿Estás bien?
14:18¿Estás bien?
14:23Lo único que importa es la fuerza.
14:27¿Cómo se obtienes la fuerza?
14:32¿Bien?
14:33¿Bien?
14:35¿Qué estás haciendo?
14:37¿Bien?
14:39¿Bien?
14:39¿Bien?
14:40¿Bien?
14:41¿Qué han habido para la escala?
14:43¿Verdad?
14:44¡No!
14:48¡No!
14:50¡No!
14:56¡No!
14:59¡No!
15:04¡No!
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17:11Maddie didn't know what she wanted more.
17:15To get in between Nate and Cassie or make a little money.
17:25¿Qué pasa?
17:57I can't believe she had the nerve to show her face
18:00I saw a little more than her face
18:28I didn't expect to see you here
18:30I didn't expect to be here
18:32She's my plus one
18:39Who is that?
18:41I think she's an old friend of Nate's
18:44I don't remember her
19:05She's a good girl
19:06She's better than most
19:12She's a good girl
19:13She's so pretty small
19:15I don't know what it's
19:19She's so pretty small
19:20She's so pretty small
19:23She's so pretty small
19:36She's so pretty small
19:43I don't care
20:01Oh, I remember waiting to walk down the aisle towards your father, just like today.
20:09Filled with hope and aspirations and all the smiling people, they're so joyous.
20:24And there I was, never realizing it was the last happy moment I'd shared with your father.
20:33God.
20:36I look so beautiful.
20:40Before I started looking like an anorexic witch, Bam was playing a happy tune.
20:51And who would have expected we had such terrible arguments disappearing for days on end.
21:03And as I marched down the aisle, like we're doing now, it never occurred to me the brutality of the
21:14man that I never knew before.
21:15It's like how could I be so naive, misjudging.
21:20I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix.
21:41You are everything to me.
21:44You are my masterpiece.
21:47Go get him.
22:01Do you, Cassie, take this man, Nate, to be your lawfully wedded husband for as long as you both shall
22:05live?
22:07I do.
22:08Nate, Cassie, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
22:22Nate, you may kiss the bride.
22:28I fall in love, it will be forever, or I'll never fall in love.
22:51And a moment I can feel that you feel that way, too, is when I fall in love with you.
23:16Mm-hmm.
23:18Yeah.
23:19What time?
23:22Okay.
23:23All right, well, I look forward to seeing her.
23:26The girl sticks bowling balls of dope up her butthole.
23:30Yeah, and then you put it up your nose.
23:32She ain't the relationship type.
23:35You just mad because I got to her first.
23:40Goddamn.
23:41What, she fuck all your brain cells out?
23:44No.
23:45I just got off with Alamo.
23:48You appreciate us returning the pig?
23:50Apparently he's sending Rue to do a pickup.
23:53You don't find that weird?
23:55Well, he runs a whorehouse, so he's got to keep his women doped up.
24:00Well, shit, I mean, maybe we should kidnap her.
24:04That's not a bad idea.
24:06Why the fuck not?
24:09Why the fuck not?
24:10What the fuck?
24:11Could be fun.
24:12I do miss her.
24:14Can't believe they actually got married.
24:17I thought it would be depressing, but I was kind of moved.
24:20They look like they're in love.
24:22I like the dress.
24:25Yo.
24:25You gotta run to Lori's.
24:27I'm kind of, like, at a wedding right now.
24:29I'm not asking.
24:31Shh.
24:31Okay, um, yeah, yeah, no, I'll be there.
24:33Okay.
24:35Hey, Jules.
24:36Don't hate me.
24:37What?
24:38I just gotta go.
24:39It's not working.
24:39What?
24:40Yeah, it's fine.
24:41I'll be back.
24:41No, we're here.
24:42Let's go.
24:44Don't worry, you can be my plus one.
24:45Let's go.
24:50Let's go.
24:51Let's go.
24:53Scare me, ready?
24:55I should do.
24:56I should do.
24:57Pull out.
24:58Let's go.
25:01Something seemed off.
25:03I had a hard time believing it was business as usual.
25:07But it wasn't like I could say no.
25:11You look beautiful.
25:13Oh, Shepi, it's humiliating.
25:14Aw, well, we'll get thinner as it most.
25:17But I don't want my boobs to melt too quickly.
25:18Right here, guys.
25:19I want to go congratulate them.
25:22Maybe wait a few weeks.
25:24I don't want to be rude.
25:26It's not rude.
25:27Should we go?
25:29Me?
25:30No.
25:30Come on.
25:31No.
25:31Why not?
25:32I feel low.
25:35Mostly by my scotch.
25:37Oh.
25:39Oh, look at that.
25:40Okay.
25:40Hey, waiter, round three.
25:42Is that Bebe?
25:45She's pregnant.
25:46How much you want to bet she doesn't know who the baby daddy is?
25:50Hi.
25:51Hi.
25:51I miss you so much.
25:53How are you?
25:54Oh.
25:55Did you change your number?
26:00I'm Cal Jacobs.
26:03Most of you know me.
26:05Some have probably heard about me.
26:08That's the past.
26:11All right.
26:13Get ready to take the mic.
26:14Tonight, I'm the proud father of the group.
26:17Nick, you and I have been through a lot.
26:23We have.
26:26But I always believed in you.
26:29You're a winner.
26:32Look at your wife.
26:36I mean, who in here can say they married better than him?
26:40No.
26:41God damn.
26:42Great thing.
26:43All right.
26:44I'm going to keep drinking.
26:46You keep drinking.
26:48Nate, I love you.
26:51You.
26:52You.
26:55You.
26:59You.
27:01You.
27:05You.
27:06I'll take you to the show.
27:07You got it.
27:14Remember me?
27:15¿Cómo se puede olvidar que no es cada día que te mató a uno de tu hijo de la escuela
27:21escuela?
27:23Y grabarlo.
27:25Ah, sí. Sí, sí, estoy muy desculpada por esa parte.
27:31¿No?
27:32No fue por la distribución.
27:35Solo quería que se quiera de la experiencia.
27:38Realizó la experiencia.
27:40Cuando escuché que te fue arrestado, siempre esperaba que los policías me llamen.
27:43Sí, había un video que me tiró por el que me mató.
27:47Me mató a un hombre que fue dos y medio meses de edad, leí de su edad, así como tú.
27:54Pero, de alguna manera, tu video nunca le hizo a la policía.
28:02Debería haber estado mirando por mí.
28:06No puedo decir lo mismo.
28:08Me tiró un pleito, terminó en el sexenvendor registro.
28:12Así que, tú eres una de esas red dots.
28:16Modern day scarlet letter.
28:18Can't even drive by a fucking school.
28:21Have fun looking for an apartment when you're on that list.
28:24I'm surprised you still talk to Nate.
28:26Ah, it's easier than being alone and angry.
28:38You're about to receive a collect call from an inmate at a California correctional facility.
28:43Press one to accept the charges.
28:48Fizz?
28:49Bro!
28:51Bro, I fucking miss you, bro!
28:59I just wish everyone didn't think I was a Beto.
29:04You do like them young.
29:06But legal.
29:08Cut it a little close, though.
29:11Youth is beautiful.
29:13Who wants to fuck an old person?
29:15I guess sometimes I do.
29:17You don't mind the cellulite, the fucking skin tag.
29:21I think I like the perspective.
29:24Perspective, I call that youthful idealism.
29:27You know high school?
29:29Best years of our lives.
29:31You couldn't disagree more.
29:34Well, for what it's worth, you still look fantastic.
29:39Thank you.
29:40I love you so much.
29:41I love you so much.
29:42Oh!
29:43That's fine.
29:44Oh, mom!
29:45Oh, mom!
29:46Oh, mom!
29:46Oh, mom!
29:46Oh, mom!
29:46Oh, mom!
29:48Hi.
29:49Um, I'm Marcia.
29:51Mother of the groom.
29:54You know, as a mom of a boy, you sometimes, you gotta bite your tongue.
30:00You know, when he brings home a girl that, you know, isn't right.
30:06You know, and that happened.
30:09But then, then he found Cassie, and we love her so much.
30:19And I just want to just say thank you, everyone, for making it here to celebrate the new Mr. and
30:25Mrs. Jacobs, because we're divorced.
30:35Just, I just wanted to say I love you guys.
30:39Um, welcome to the family.
30:40Raise your glasses.
30:41Please.
30:42Love you guys.
30:43Thank you.
30:44Come on.
30:50When you came down the aisle, I just burst into tears.
30:54Aw, thank you.
30:55So sweet.
30:57Hey.
30:58You know, I've never seen so many flowers in my life.
31:01I was just gonna call you back, but I, uh, everything with the wedding got crazy.
31:05I'm trying very hard not to be offended.
31:08My invitation must have got lost in the mail.
31:11Uh, that was probably my fault.
31:13I was doing all the invitations.
31:15What's your name?
31:16Nassim.
31:18Nass, for short.
31:19I'm Cassie.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:21Now, but if you don't know who I am, how could you be sorry for not inviting me, huh?
31:28Hey, why don't we go talk somewhere private with you and I?
31:30Sit down.
31:31Don't you think it's a little foolish to throw such a lavish party when you owe so many people money?
31:49Oh, no.
31:52All right.
31:52What's the night?
31:53I just heard Nate owes someone a lot of money.
31:57Ows?
31:58It's okay.
31:59I have the money.
32:00You may have the money.
32:01I don't have the money.
32:03What money?
32:04What do you think?
32:05I'm just some punk that you can bullshit?
32:07No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
32:09Yes, not at all.
32:10I mean, I see champagne.
32:12I see lobster.
32:13I see black caviar.
32:14We chose the menu six months ago.
32:16Did you pay for this fucking thing six months ago?
32:19What are you talking about?
32:20Some guy just threatened him.
32:21He had an accent, Russian, I don't know.
32:24I promise you I will get you every last dollar.
32:27You know, you always promise, but you never say when.
32:30When do you promise?
32:32Because promise without when is just useless exchange of words.
32:36What is going on?
32:39I'm in the middle of my wedding.
32:41Nate, who is this guy?
32:43It's okay.
32:44You know, he used to be your husband's friend.
32:48Now, I'm gonna become his worst fucking nightmare.
32:55I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
32:58We gave him money.
32:59A lot of fucking money.
33:00I know, I know.
33:01Let's bring the anxiety down, okay?
33:04I'll talk to him.
33:05Enjoy this moment.
33:15It's okay.
33:18It's totally fine.
33:28Hey, is everything okay?
33:32Of course.
33:33It's my wedding day.
33:37Okay.
33:38I was just asking.
33:39What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life.
34:00Smile.
34:01Smile.
34:02Smile.
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40:00¡Gracias!
40:22¡Gracias!
40:57¡Gracias!
41:06¡Gracias!
41:08¡Gracias!
41:21¡Gracias!
41:26¡ temen hambre!
41:29¡Maldら, mamá!
41:30¡Gracias!
41:38¿Qué pasó con él?
41:41Rue tuvo una cosa de trabajo.
41:45Y creo que Maddie se ha un poco más emocionado
41:49de lo que se ha pensado.
41:54Lo que te encanta lo que te encanta.
42:07Gracias por venir.
42:13Cheryl.
42:14Ruby Bennett.
42:16I didn't realize he'd be bringing company.
42:20Alamo would like you to know
42:21that he can start buying from your competitors.
42:24He even finds them less unsavory.
42:26Okay, well, I would like Alamo to know
42:29that I don't care if he buys from J. Edgar Hoover.
42:31We're not hurting for customers.
42:34He prefers your prices.
42:35And what the fuck we talk about?
42:37Quality control.
42:40Alamo insists we test everything.
42:43Fine by us.
42:44Hey, grab some of the kids.
42:48Go on, git.
42:50Yo.
42:55Faisal out in the basement?
42:56Yeah, because that's my lady.
42:59Boy fell for the local mattress.
43:02What's this beautiful bird's name?
43:05Paladin.
43:07Incredible.
43:10Do you like animals?
43:12I love them.
43:33Fuck, I love those fucking lifts.
43:37I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
43:42You're just jealous.
43:44Of what?
43:45Catching AIDS?
43:46One more word, I'll knock your fucking teeth out!
43:49Okie dokie, faggot.
43:50We really missed you around here.
43:53What would it take to get you to come back?
43:57I don't know.
43:59Profit participation?
44:00I mean, honestly, I'm really happy working for Alamo.
44:06That doesn't make me feel good.
44:09I'm sorry.
44:14Remember, the grass is always greener by the septic tank.
44:18I don't even believe in marriage.
44:21A hundred years ago, they would have sold me for three healthy cows and a parcel of land.
44:26Are you a virgin?
44:29It's better than her piece.
44:31So low, little brother.
44:35Ah.
44:42You're not who you say you are.
44:45Cass, come on.
44:45Come here.
44:46You want me to be the perfect housewife?
44:48You want me to cook and clean and suck your cock?
44:53Cassie, people can hear you.
44:53I mean, we don't even have money for food.
44:55We have money for food.
44:58You're not a man.
45:01Men provide.
45:03Cassie, all I do is provide for you, baby.
45:06Come on, sit down.
45:06Oh, so now it's my fault?
45:08I'm the reason you're conning all of your fucking neighbors?
45:12Is that what you're fucking telling everyone, Nate?
45:15You're just fucking lying.
45:16All you do is fucking lie.
45:18You lie, you lie.
45:19Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
45:20Oh, fuck.
45:36Dude, I know you're pissed, but I'm pretty sure that was just an accident.
45:40It's like a pressure thing, you know?
45:42Corks just pop off.
46:05See?
46:07Some dreams do come true.
46:27I know you're upset
46:37I just didn't want to tell you before the wedding
46:40I wanted it to be the most beautiful day of your life
46:44Well, it was the worst
46:49And I got us into this mess
46:53And I promise you
46:55I am going to get us out of it
46:56There is no obstacle, Cassie Jacobs
46:59That I can't get over
47:01Especially with you by my side, baby
47:03I love you
47:07I am so grateful to call you my wife
47:11And every day you make me want to be a better man
47:14You make me want to be a better husband
47:17And hopefully
47:21Someday a father
47:28I love you, Cassie Jacobs
47:31Even if I can't see out of this fucking eye right now
47:36Well, you deserved it
47:40Maybe
47:41Maybe
47:42Maybe
47:49When we get home
47:52I'm going to pick you up
47:55And I'm going to carry you across the threshold
47:58Take you upstairs to our bedroom
48:01And I'm going to make love to you
48:04And if that's okay
48:08I guess it's okay
48:12I'm going to wake up tomorrow
48:15There will be a new day
49:04I'm going to be a new day
49:16What are you doing?
49:31I'm taking a souvenir
49:35You name him after Richard Boone
49:39I didn't know blacks like westerns
49:41Your bishop were good
49:43It's not a black and white thing
49:46It's cowboys and Indians
49:48Civilized man versus the savage
49:52And which are you?
49:54I'm a motherfucking cowboy
49:56I'm a very good boy
50:09Now that's it
50:21It means it's
50:21We're
50:22How old
50:23are you? Alright I
50:24know
50:24see You Not
50:24выб
50:25I
50:25know
50:25Is You
50:25Goodbye
50:25Yeah
50:26I
50:26know
50:26Boy You
50:53¡Gun, por favor!
51:20¡Gun, por favor!
51:29¡Gun, por favor!
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57:34A gun will travel
57:36Reads the card of a man
57:41A knight without armor
57:43In a savage land
57:48His fast gun for hire
57:50Heads the calling wind
57:54A soldier of fortune
57:57Is the man called Paladin
58:04Paladin, Paladin
58:06Where do you roam?
58:11Paladin, Paladin
58:13Far, far from home
58:22He travels on
58:24To wherever he must
58:29A chestnut of silver
58:31Is his badge of trust
58:35There are campfire legends
58:38That the plainsmen spin
58:42Of the man with the gun
58:45Of the man called Paladin
58:53Paladin, Paladin
58:54Where do you roam?
58:59Paladin, Paladin
59:01Far, far from home
59:05Far from home
59:09Far from home
59:12Far from home
59:15Far from home
59:15Far from home
59:19Gracias por ver el video.
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