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00:19Hello everybody and welcome to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention, a show where we take
00:25a well-known celebrity and force them to face some cold, hard truths. It's going to be
00:31a tough ride, a bit of tough love, buckle up, this won't be easy for our celebrity
00:35tonight. Obviously, I'm Glenn Robbins. You will see my arse later on. Not Glenn Robbins, Kate
00:43Langbrook ladies and gentlemen. Mick, what is going to happen? I will. We have a celebrity,
00:52a much-loved celebrity, who's going to walk through that door and face the music. It's
01:00going to be a load of fun for everyone concerned, except the celebrity. Of course. They've been
01:04getting away with it for too long. This is going to be fun for us. In the meantime, though,
01:09there's other people, places and things that need an intervention and we thought we might
01:13go through them. Would you like to hear some... I mean, we're speaking truth to power. Truth
01:21to power, that's what we do. I'll start. Brooklyn Beckham. Whoa. Whoa. Greatest Nepo baby ever.
01:29Yes. I mean, how much are you struggling when your dad is David Beckham, your mum's Victoria
01:34Beckham, and you still have to marry for money? And you're not happy about... You're a jerk. You're not happy
01:40about your mum grinding on you? Come on. Taff it up. Release the wedding video.
01:48All right, I see you're Brooklyn Beckham and I raise you Albo. Albo? Albo. Albo. Let's hear her out. Albo.
01:55Give up the decks, mate. You're not Kelly Holiday. You're married now. You're never going to get with
02:02Abbie Chatfield. Give up the dreams, much like we've had to in this country.
02:07All right. I've got one for you. Okay. This is polarising. David Attenborough.
02:12What? What? Stop watching animals root, you pervert.
02:19He's... He's just saying, give them some peace and quiet on the Serengeti.
02:23I mean, I like watching animals root, but where's my knighthood?
02:26Yeah. Nothing. Who else? Okay. All right. This is going to knock your socks.
02:32Sure. I'm ready. Prince Andrew.
02:36Yeah. Sounds like a witch hunt. I mean, what's...
02:40What's he ever done?
02:42Nothing, as far as I know. It's just a vibe.
02:46It's just a vibe? I'm not on board.
02:47All right. What about this? These guys have had it too good for too long.
02:51Ball kids at the tennis.
02:54Get out of town. You know who'd do a better job?
02:56Who? Labradors.
02:58Oh.
03:00They'll get the ball. Good luck getting it back.
03:04Anyway, you get the idea now.
03:07Oh, it's a big idea.
03:08Here we go. You might be wondering why Glenn Roberts isn't here.
03:11That is because he is out there right now trying to find our celebrity intervention subject for tonight.
03:20And, as you know, what he's going to have to do is come up with a canny ruse.
03:24Oh, yeah. Cunning ruse.
03:29He's going to have to come up with a cunning ruse to get that celebrity back here under false pretenses.
03:34Because they don't like coming.
03:35No, they don't want to come.
03:37They don't know what's happening.
03:39No.
03:39They don't know what's happening.
03:39No idea.
03:40They suspect nothing.
03:43Nothing.
03:43Nothing.
03:44So, in that spirit, let's go out right now and see who Glenn is tracking down for tonight's intervention.
03:51OK.
03:55In there is Carrie Vicknell.
03:59Let's see how we go.
04:03Hey, Carrie.
04:04Hey, I didn't know you came here.
04:06Yeah, I'm a long-time Pilates guy.
04:09Hey, it's good to see you.
04:11For a while, I'll just get down and join you for a couple of moves.
04:14You might want to watch this.
04:15Yeah, sure.
04:16I'm just engaging my call right here.
04:19Sounds like you know what you're talking about.
04:20And activating my glutes.
04:23Just going to work on my G zone.
04:26It can't be your T zone.
04:28G and T.
04:28This exercise does both the G and the T.
04:30When you learn it, you'll understand that.
04:33Anyway, yeah, it's good.
04:34So, are you getting into the Pilates?
04:35I do a bit of math, but I was thinking about trying reformer.
04:38You know, the bed things?
04:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:40Well, lucky you ran into me because I've got some spare reformers at home.
04:47Why?
04:48Because I collect and restore them and they're at home.
04:52You go to Bunnings.
04:53There's an island Bunnings for reformer restoration.
04:57I didn't know that was a thing.
04:59I made it a thing.
05:00I clean them up and someone will sell them.
05:01And with people like you, I give them to you.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Great.
05:04Thanks.
05:04So, let's go around there now.
05:05You pick one if you like it.
05:06Now?
05:08Now.
05:09Sure.
05:09Let's do one more stretch.
05:11And you might want to join in on this one.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Okay.
05:13That's a cross there like that.
05:15Like that.
05:15Lift up.
05:16And.
05:19Don't worry about that.
05:20Happens.
05:20Happens all the time.
05:21Yeah.
05:22That's all part of it.
05:23You learn that.
05:24I'll just do.
05:25Huh.
05:26Huh.
05:26Does happen all the time.
05:28And that was my G-zone.
05:29Just popping back in.
05:31Let the hurricanes go now.
05:32We should go now.
05:33Don't worry.
05:34It's fine.
05:35Yeah.
05:35Don't tell anybody.
05:38Well done.
05:40Carrie Bickmore.
05:41And of course.
05:43Bickmore.
05:43No wonder she suspects nothing.
05:47Now, she's an old friend of yours.
05:48So, you.
05:49Yes, she is.
05:49Will have plenty.
05:50Are you okay with this?
05:51Are you comfortable with this?
05:52Well, you know what?
05:52I'm motivated purely by love.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Mm.
05:56Me, not so much.
05:57No.
05:59I'm here for a good time.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Okay.
06:01We're going to do it.
06:01We're going to treat it with love.
06:03It's going to be tough love.
06:04But we'll get the job done.
06:05Obviously, it's going to take a while for them to...
06:08Oh, no.
06:08They're here now.
06:09Oh, here we go.
06:10They're here now.
06:11Please, please, please.
06:14What?
06:16What?
06:17What?
06:18What?
06:19What?
06:21What?
06:21What?
06:22What?
06:23What?
06:23What?
06:23What?
06:23What?
06:24I'm sorry.
06:25I don't see any reformers here, anyway.
06:27Where are the reformers, Glenn?
06:29You promised...
06:29Do you actually sell reformers?
06:31No, I don't.
06:31Look, we love you.
06:32We care about you, and we've brought you here for a very special occasion.
06:37I think it's fair to say some reforming has to be done, and it's going to be done by
06:41you, Carrie Bickmore.
06:42It has been a while since I've copped a roasting, so I'm ready for it tonight.
06:46I am here for you all the way through.
06:50These guys are doing the hard yards.
06:52This is tough for her.
06:53Let's get the ball rolling, because there's a bit to get through.
06:55But let's start with something that happened recently, and it's quite obvious, and I think
06:59it's the elephant in the room.
07:01You were nominated for Australian of the Year.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:03Congratulations.
07:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:06What a wonderful thing.
07:07What a wonderful thing.
07:09Yes.
07:10Wonderful thing.
07:11So, um, how'd you go?
07:13Uh, I lost.
07:14You lost?
07:15You let yourself down, or you let your state down?
07:18You let the tension down.
07:19Shane, what is that about?
07:20Who beat...
07:21Tell me.
07:22I lost to an astronaut.
07:23You lost to an astronaut.
07:25LAUGHTER
07:25Yeah.
07:25But not any astronaut.
07:28That's, uh, Catherine Pennell-Pegg.
07:30She's an astronaut who hasn't been to space yet.
07:34LAUGHTER
07:35She's one for not doing her job, and she's got you covered.
07:39Minor details.
07:40Minor details.
07:41Don't bring me into this.
07:43I'm not having anything to do with it.
07:45To be fair, you haven't beaten brain cancer.
07:49LAUGHTER
07:49So, I mean, it's a...
07:54Wow.
07:54It's a worthy quest.
07:55Wow.
07:56It's a worthy quest.
07:57Wow.
07:58We're friends.
07:59She has...
07:59Why are you over there?
08:00Yes.
08:01Well, actually, I'm here to big you up.
08:03So, has anyone in Australia of the year done their job?
08:06I don't think so.
08:08Now, why were you nominated for your...
08:11For my work trying to beat break-ins.
08:13Trying to beat break-ins.
08:15Well, I can tell you...
08:16Could you go through it, please?
08:17Actually extraordinary, Carrie Bickmore.
08:20Mm-hmm.
08:20Or it started well.
08:222015, you launched Carrie's Beanies for Brain Cancer.
08:26You sold 700,000 beanies.
08:30Yeah.
08:31More than $27 million raised.
08:332021 established a brain cancer centre.
08:36You've since leveraged an additional $45 million for brain cancer research.
08:41Extraordinary.
08:42Makes a huge difference to people struggling with brain cancer.
08:46And the people who love them.
08:48I'm going to say, it looks good on paper.
08:52But...
08:52Well, I just want to say, 700,000 beanies.
08:55And the people I want to thank you the most are the kids who made those beanies in Bangladesh.
09:00Who...
09:02Who...
09:02Who...
09:03Really...
09:04Fair...
09:04I mean...
09:06Friend...
09:06Yeah.
09:07Yeah, no, that's exactly right.
09:10Hello to all the kids...
09:11Do you want to say down the...
09:12No, no, no.
09:12No, no, no.
09:12No, no.
09:13We were going to get them to send a message, but they don't get a lunch break.
09:17So...
09:17That's what I said.
09:19Now, I...
09:20We all know that you didn't win.
09:21And you...
09:22You took it badly.
09:24Because at the after party, immediately, you were inconsolable.
09:27If we have a look at...
09:31What was it like on the night?
09:33Tell us what you were thinking.
09:33It was actually the most incredible weekend of my life.
09:36It was amazing.
09:37The people I met were amazing.
09:39And we all became friends.
09:41And we couldn't have been happier for whoever was going to win that night.
09:44And I was relieved, to be honest.
09:46And that's why I was partying.
09:48It's a big job.
09:50I mean, how would you have been partying if you'd actually won?
09:53Well, it's a lot of work.
09:54I would have been doing media stuff.
09:56I know what you would have done as well.
09:57Well, it's a Carrie classic.
09:59I don't know if you know this.
10:00No, I don't know this.
10:01But it always...
10:02OK, it's a move, I think, known in the Bolshoi ballet as the slut drop.
10:09Now...
10:10Dang it!
10:11No, no, Carrie Bickman, she actually probably does it.
10:13Would you like to see the slut drop?
10:16Come on, Carrie.
10:18Come on.
10:19I can all do it.
10:20Yes, Carrie.
10:21You don't have to ask your class.
10:23Only if you do it.
10:24You're supposed to love her.
10:25OK, so you've got to do it too.
10:27OK, now, go.
10:28Arm up as you squat down to the floor.
10:31OK.
10:31Yeah, ready?
10:32To the floor.
10:32Don't fart.
10:33Yeah.
10:34You count it in.
10:35And drop it like it's hard.
10:37Yeah!
10:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:41All right.
10:42Come here, old man.
10:43One of the great slut drops.
10:44Love it.
10:45Wow.
10:45All right, now, we're here tonight to take a good, long, hard look
10:49at what you've done over the journey.
10:50Sorry, yeah.
10:51And there are people here in your life who are concerned about you,
10:54including our very next guest who's joined us from the audience.
10:56Who do you have?
10:57Yes.
10:57Well, it wasn't easy for this person.
11:00Oh, my God, that's my son.
11:02Please be upstanding young man.
11:05That's your son.
11:08So you know who this is?
11:10Yes.
11:11I am permanently transferring money to that man at the moment.
11:15Well, he said this is the first time he's got to see you
11:18in about a year and a half, so it's an opportunity for him to talk.
11:22Ollie, you wanted to put all your thoughts down on paper
11:24and read out a letter, because you thought you might get
11:26a bit emotional about this tonight.
11:27Yeah, it's very important, sir.
11:29So could you listen to your son, please?
11:32Dear Mum, I feel now is the time to tell you about something
11:35that has caused me great suffering and embarrassment.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:39It's your social media.
11:43Thanks to your Instagram,
11:45all my friends knew you were getting a colonoscopy.
11:50Yet somehow, none of their parents felt the need to post about that.
11:55And then there's the post where you pretended that you were in Baywatch.
11:58It's weird, seeing you dressed as a lifeguard made me want to drown.
12:06All I ask is that you lay off it a bit.
12:08Your son, Ollie.
12:10OK.
12:12Come on, Ollie.
12:13Good day.
12:14Good day.
12:16She won't admit it.
12:18I love you.
12:19She is fighting back the tears right now,
12:21because that is a very confrontational thing.
12:24It is.
12:24Let's unpack it.
12:25Colonoscopy.
12:26What's the deal with that?
12:27Yes.
12:29I've got polyps.
12:30I've got to get colonoscopies.
12:31Yes, but you seem to enjoy them
12:34with what some would describe as a monotonous regularity.
12:38I have to have them often,
12:40so I try to make them interesting.
12:42I don't think they work like that.
12:43Not only do you have them often,
12:44they seem to be getting bigger.
12:46Your last one was a five-camera shoot with a catering day.
12:50I like butt stuff, you know?
12:51That's me.
12:52Wow.
12:53She's taking responsibility for her health.
12:55I am.
12:56It's an important first step, and I'm, yeah.
12:59Taking care of your health is one thing.
13:01Mental health is a part of that.
13:04And it does seem that you are very fond
13:08of posting yourself weeping.
13:11Well, actually, you look like you're halfway
13:13through a colonoscopy there.
13:16Sure.
13:16Oh, God, I'd had a tough day,
13:19and I thought it was good to share it with people
13:21if they were having a tough day as well.
13:23So you just burst into tears?
13:25Yeah.
13:25What do you do when you're having a tough day?
13:27I go out and...
13:28You don't want to know.
13:31You don't want to know, but then...
13:33I go and stab a hobo.
13:36I said it.
13:39Well, as for your Instagram,
13:41even the Kardashians are going, give it a rest.
13:45Sorry, the who?
13:49The Kardashians?
13:50Oh, well done.
13:51Can I buy a vowel?
13:52I don't know.
13:53Could you name three of them?
13:55I've slept with two of them.
13:58Can I...?
13:59But me guess, Chris and Caitlin.
14:09At the same time.
14:12Come on.
14:14We're here.
14:15We're here for a good reason.
14:17I didn't know this is what an intervention would feel like.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Neither did I.
14:23I'd prefer a colonoscopy right now.
14:25Can I...
14:26Let's have a look at your Baywatch shift scan that caused Oli such great pain.
14:34I did not put that music on there.
14:36I'm just...
14:38Interesting that you think the only crime is the music.
14:43I don't know how much longer I'm going to have that for.
14:45So while I got up, I'm going to get it out.
14:47It looks good.
14:48It's stunning.
14:48I just think you've got to be careful in your speedo, in your pages, in public.
14:55I'm just not sure.
14:56Mick, did you have a trip to Rio?
14:59I can't remember.
15:00I don't recall.
15:05Wow.
15:10Wow.
15:12It's only fair.
15:13If you throw stones, you have to accept that they're going to come back.
15:17Can I correct you?
15:18Yeah?
15:18That wasn't Rio.
15:19That was Epstein Island.
15:22And I...
15:23OK.
15:23It was only a stopover.
15:24Like, I wasn't there for a while.
15:27You didn't inhale.
15:27Big hello to Bill Gates.
15:28Big good...
15:30Were you running towards or away?
15:32I don't know.
15:33Also, Carrie, you'll be happy to see Mick was also carrying a spare tyre.
15:43Something else we've noticed, Carrie, is you seem to post a lot about cakes.
15:47You're a bit of a baker.
15:49I'm a good baker.
15:50This does not need an intervention.
15:52I made those cakes for that boy there for 18 years.
15:56Every birthday, I've made him a birthday cake.
15:58Can we have a look?
15:58Well, you be the judge.
16:00I'm not sure some of these cakes are up to scratch.
16:02Why don't you just...
16:05Now...
16:05Yeah.
16:07Um...
16:07He wants to be a pilot.
16:09It's a control tower.
16:10Well, that's the greatest aviation disaster I've seen since the Hindenburg.
16:16Houston, we have a problem.
16:18Next.
16:21That's the...
16:22That's the first cake I've wanted to put down.
16:25It's bluey.
16:27And it's bluey.
16:28Is that blue?
16:29That's blue.
16:29That is...
16:29That's art.
16:30Seriously.
16:31You're showing the bad ones.
16:32I've done good ones.
16:33You know, if I cut that cake, I'd make a wish, and the wish would be, I wish I was
16:37cutting
16:37a better cake.
16:40I'm never making you a cake.
16:42And this is an interesting one.
16:43Let's have a look at this.
16:46Hey, hey.
16:47What?
16:47Carrie, do you know what that looks like?
16:50It looks like a unicorn slept with Peppa Pig.
16:54To be fair, that wasn't...
16:55That's not my...
16:56It was meant to be a unicorn.
16:58That was what they found on the Colin Oscar.
17:03And she wanted to share her pain.
17:05Yes.
17:06Well...
17:06Can you show the good ones?
17:07All right, let's show the good ones.
17:09All right.
17:09Yep.
17:09Sure.
17:09OK.
17:10That's the Twin Towers.
17:15Wow.
17:16Breathe through it.
17:17Breathe through it.
17:18It's OK.
17:19It's OK.
17:20It's been either.
17:21It's been either.
17:22Just take it in.
17:23Accept that you did it.
17:24I think there's one more.
17:25Oh.
17:26Yeah.
17:27That's it.
17:27It's the JFK assassination.
17:29Are you honestly not going to show my good ones?
17:32OK.
17:33That's not all there is to you, Carrie Bickmore.
17:35OK.
17:35What's happened?
17:36Well, this is a story that's so deeply disturbing at an existential level that it must be shared.
17:44Buckle up.
17:45We need to go through this.
17:47Do you want to talk about the time you shocked one of Ollie's very good friends?
17:51And you know what we're talking about.
17:54I think he's still in counselling.
17:56I don't know if I should keep talking about this on TV.
17:58In counselling?
17:59The kid involves weaving baskets in the country.
18:01I'm telling you.
18:02He's never recovered.
18:03I'm going to push you towards it.
18:05Do it.
18:05Let's tell the story.
18:07I was nine months pregnant, about to give birth, and I said goodbye to my darling son as he
18:13walked out the front door to walk to school.
18:15And then I got naked because that's what you do when you're heavily pregnant and it's summer and it's hot
18:21and I was going to go have a shower.
18:23Right.
18:23And then I saw through the little shutters in the bedroom that Ollie was walking back up the driveway towards
18:29the front door.
18:30So I opened the front door fully naked and I said, what'd you forget?
18:35But it wasn't Ollie.
18:37It was his best friend.
18:42How old was he?
18:4411, 12.
18:45Oh, boy.
18:46And the irony, of course, he will never forget.
18:49Well, I decided that it was important that he, um, I didn't hide.
18:57Okay, this is weird.
18:59Because women shouldn't hide their bodies.
19:02What?
19:04So what did you do?
19:05So I stood with the door open and asked him how he was going.
19:12And had a chat.
19:14And then I thought that way he'll get to know there's nothing weird about the female body and pregnancy and
19:22it was all didn't need to be this weird thing.
19:25And it then permanently became a real weird thing for a while.
19:29And he didn't tell his parents for a while, who were my close friends, and then I had to tell
19:32them and, yeah, we don't make eye contact now.
19:34But other than that...
19:36You need help.
19:38Yeah, that's...
19:39I think that's...
19:40Okay, you've even lost Glenn.
19:42Seriously, you know, nudity's one thing, but that's...
19:44But pregnancy, like, I was...
19:46That's going too far.
19:46I mean, seriously, I mean, I love you and I care about you, but...
19:50I hadn't seen you in 15 years until today.
19:55Yeah, all I'm saying is...
19:57All I'm saying is...
19:58Don't get naked in public.
19:59I'm just saying, don't throw up...
20:00Let's have a look at some of your work on the telly, shall we?
20:04Now, that's you.
20:07That's...
20:08That's Russell Coit.
20:11Okay.
20:13That's, um...
20:14Russell Coit means a colossal...
20:15I think so.
20:16...coloscomy.
20:17Oh, no, Glenn.
20:20Oh, no, the peloton's gone down.
20:23Wow.
20:23Oh, it's all funny now, isn't it?
20:26Well, let's just...
20:27He is a handsome man.
20:29Which one?
20:30He deserves some love.
20:31And Mick, too.
20:32Mick has had...
20:33Mick, what has he got for?
20:34Don't do this, Glenn.
20:35No, no.
20:36I just want you to look at something.
20:38No.
20:38No, it's fine.
20:39And Mick needs to see it, too.
20:40Okay, where you go?
20:42There you go.
20:42Yeah.
20:46Oh, my goodness!
20:48Is that actually you?
20:50Mick!
20:51I'm going to need more than an intervention.
20:53I'm going to need my whole brain.
20:55It was very cold in the studio.
20:57Can I see that again?
21:02I'm going to have a guess and say,
21:03that'll be pixelated by the time we go to here.
21:06That will use every pixel in the country.
21:09Anyway, we can't...
21:10We're going to a break on that.
21:13Hang about more with Carrie.
21:14Are you going okay?
21:15Now that I've seen that, I'm not.
21:17It's about to get tougher.
21:19Carrie Pickle.
21:33You're going great.
21:36Are you happy?
21:37Are you happy?
21:38You're doing great.
21:39You're doing great.
21:40Welcome back to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention
21:42with Kate Langbrook helping out.
21:44How are you going?
21:45Good.
21:46You're looking good?
21:46Yep.
21:47It's time to do a deep dive.
21:48Do you mind?
21:49We're going to go right back and see
21:50where all this trauma started.
21:52Yeah, where the rot began.
21:55So, would you...
21:56Again, we are very good friends
21:58and this is the first time I've ever heard you speak so much.
22:03And now you're snorting at my discomfort.
22:05I'm just enjoying it too much.
22:07I know, I can see.
22:08I can't help myself.
22:10Carrie, let's take a look at some pics from your early years.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:15Hang on, which one's you?
22:19I don't mean to be rude, but seriously.
22:22Was it your debutante ball?
22:23Yes, and I thought I was going to kiss him that night.
22:25No, he didn't kiss me.
22:27And, James, I was so disappointed.
22:29I think the bow tie was the giveaway.
22:31That was so...
22:32See, and I made my own dress.
22:34And it looks like it.
22:36When he picked me up, he said to me, no...
22:40Let's have a look at it again.
22:41He said to me, my grandma has a couch made out of that fabric.
22:46I've seen hostage photos that look more relaxing than that.
22:49That's all I'm saying.
22:50Oh, that poor girl.
22:51Now we come to the yearbook in which there's a tell
22:55about your inner character and a story that must be told.
22:59Oh.
23:00Carrie Bickmore.
23:01There it is.
23:03Can I just say, some shampoo would help.
23:09You know what I'm saying?
23:10It never occurred to you.
23:10Look at your nail.
23:11You're full of bouncing.
23:12When I saw here, there was a clue.
23:14It says dance vice captain.
23:16Yes.
23:17To start us, is that even a thing?
23:19Well, they made it a thing my year.
23:20Once again, you were beaten.
23:22It's like...
23:23I don't know.
23:25Australian of the year.
23:26It's all happening.
23:27There's a pattern of behaviour here.
23:28No, there'd only ever been a dance captain.
23:30But then that year, the dance captain halfway through the year disappeared.
23:34Oh, is that right?
23:35And...
23:35Mysteriously?
23:36And then they...
23:38I don't know.
23:39There was some mishap.
23:40I don't know.
23:40She never came back to school.
23:42Oh, is that right?
23:42And so I got elevated to vice dance captain.
23:45I think...
23:46Was she with child?
23:48I don't know.
23:50Up the duff, I think, is the technical term we're looking for here.
23:55What's going on here?
23:56Well, I don't know.
23:56It's just amazing that they...
23:58Are you suggesting she architected a plan?
23:59I don't know.
24:01I don't know.
24:02I just...
24:02Look, the position was there and I rose to the occasion and took it.
24:06It's not my fault what she gets up to in her extracurricular time.
24:09Can I just say, there's a case here to suggest you shouldn't have been dance captain.
24:14And it's this dance with Katy Perry, I think, which really tips us a...
24:18Oh, something...
24:18Oh.
24:20Again, I was pregnant.
24:22Something happens to me when I'm up the duff, doesn't it?
24:25By the way, that's Katy Perry, someone who's actually been into space.
24:33Point taken.
24:35Fair point.
24:36And I should point out, Katy Perry, I've never seen her look more uncomfortable.
24:41And she was married to...
24:43Oh, Russell Brand.
24:44Russell Brand.
24:47Who I haven't seen since Epstein Island.
24:51So you were elevated above your station, I think, at that particular point.
24:55But it wasn't the only occasion.
24:56No, no, no, it wasn't.
24:58What we're establishing here...
24:58What are you implying?
25:00Carrie, there's just a pattern.
25:02There's just a pattern.
25:02I got my radio job fair and square.
25:05How?
25:05I was in the newsroom and the woman I was shadowing fell sick.
25:09Right.
25:10And then I...
25:13Got pregnant again, did she?
25:14I called the boss and said, she's vomiting.
25:16You'll need to get someone else in.
25:18And he said, you'll have to do the news reading.
25:20So I read the news and then I got the full-time job on Monday.
25:23Wow.
25:25I believe she was pregnant.
25:26She wasn't.
25:27Stop saying people were pregnant.
25:28I'm not magically making people get pregnant.
25:31I don't know how you're doing it,
25:32but when I worked with you at Nova,
25:35I got pregnant four times.
25:39Actually, you did.
25:40I did.
25:41And as we all know, my husband refuses to touch me.
25:44So how did it happen?
25:47Excuse me, are we going to talk about the fact
25:49that when you first worked with me,
25:51I was 21 at the time,
25:52and Kate was on the Husey and Kate show,
25:54and she was a complete and utter bitch to me.
25:57Wow.
25:58She didn't ever speak to me.
26:01That's where all my problems were.
26:02Why didn't you do that?
26:03My deep-seated problems began,
26:05and that's your...
26:06Mick, do something.
26:09I don't know what's happening.
26:11We've got security.
26:12I'm in the Cosmoire.
26:14Jeremy Springer.
26:15I'm grappling with the concept.
26:17I've never seen you more frightened in your life.
26:20Skaggway, skaggway, skaggway.
26:22All right.
26:23Now, moving on, we've done the radio.
26:25You've also been involved in some of the worst moments
26:29in Australian television
26:31over a sustained period of time.
26:33Are you talking about my 15 years on the project,
26:35or what's the...
26:36Well, that's amongst others.
26:38Here to walk you through what I consider to be
26:41utter catastrophes
26:43is someone who's been through this with you
26:45and has said front-row seats to this show
26:48and would like to be heard,
26:49Pete Elliott.
26:50Let's go, Pete.
26:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:57It's important, it's important.
27:03Good on you for doing this.
27:05Good on you, my friend.
27:06Thank you, mate.
27:08Thank you, sir.
27:09You OK?
27:10Sit down.
27:10Thanks for coming, Pete.
27:12I just want to start by saying
27:14don't forget who's laughed at all of your jokes for 20 years.
27:17It's all I'm saying.
27:18Australia has.
27:20LAUGHTER
27:22Carrie, I've known you for over 20 years now.
27:25Come on, mate.
27:25And this hurts me more than it hurts you.
27:27Are you sure?
27:28You can do it.
27:29You can do it.
27:31Come on, big fella.
27:34Just do it.
27:35It's for Carrie's benefit.
27:38I don't think you should ever do TV again.
27:41LAUGHTER
27:43This should be your last appearance on Australian TV.
27:46Oh, why?
27:47Well, it's obvious.
27:48It's...
27:49It's...
27:49Carrie, I mean, from the start,
27:51I was sitting next to you when you first started on Rove Live
27:53and then you moved to the desk
27:54and we did some segments at the desk
27:56and I was trying to do a joke, you know,
27:58I was trying to do a joke and you...
28:01LAUGHTER
28:03You call it a wardrobe malfunction.
28:05Have a look.
28:06Set up to assimilate.
28:09This is the...
28:10Carrie's top is falling apart.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:14Sorry.
28:15I'm going concentrate now.
28:18OK, we've established I like being nude.
28:20This is my crime, OK?
28:22Really, Ollie's best friend was in the front row that night.
28:25LAUGHTER
28:26Stay strong, Ollie.
28:28Yeah.
28:28Stay strong.
28:29All good.
28:30Don't get nude during a punchline.
28:32Like, you know, all those years of the project,
28:34you did your little news bulletins.
28:35Not once did I get a testicle out, you know, like...
28:37LAUGHTER
28:37Maybe once, but it was a story about nut allergies
28:40and I thought that was...
28:41It was a perfect story.
28:42It was context.
28:43It was context.
28:44It was a perfect story.
28:44Thanks, Mick.
28:45All right, let's move on, shall we, to corporate whoring?
28:48You said true, Carrie Bickmore.
28:50You changed the colour of your hair for morning.
28:54Let's have a look.
28:54Whether it's blonde or brunette,
28:57my hair feels soft and the colour is so natural.
29:01LAUGHTER
29:03LAUGHTER
29:03All we are prepared to say on that
29:07is the kid that answered the door
29:09knows what her real colour is.
29:12LAUGHTER
29:13APPLAUSE
29:18And let's just leave it at that.
29:20She knows that.
29:22She doesn't need to prove anything to anyone, OK?
29:25The only colour I've got now is grey everywhere, so...
29:29LAUGHTER
29:29Not every...
29:30LAUGHTER
29:33She's pitching for another deal.
29:35LAUGHTER
29:37All right.
29:38OK, um...
29:39Let's get to the pointy end now.
29:41When you are presenting on TV,
29:44it's important to keep your feet.
29:47And I'm not sure how you manage this.
29:50Carrie, after Ashley and Tomix wins yesterday...
29:55Oh, it's Ash!
29:55LAUGHTER
29:58You know what that was?
30:00The slut drops.
30:01LAUGHTER
30:03It's incorporating into everything.
30:06That was the cameraman's fault that day.
30:08Oh, you're blaming the crew.
30:11Why was it the cameraman's fault?
30:13Because there was a cord I was standing on
30:15and I was in ridiculously high heels for the...
30:17Same thing happened at the colonoscopy, apparently.
30:20LAUGHTER
30:21I blame the cameraman.
30:22So, when the project was on...
30:24Yeah.
30:24..we know kids loved watching the project with their parents.
30:27It was on the 6.30.
30:28So I couldn't...
30:29I wasn't on this night,
30:30but I could not believe what I was watching with my kids
30:32around the dinner table when this appeared.
30:35Ginnis on Twitter says, you know,
30:36surely there are more pressing criminal issues
30:38that police can be, you know,
30:39spending their time and resources on their families like this.
30:42LAUGHTER
30:44Unbelievable.
30:44Do we need to see that again?
30:45I don't know what's going on.
30:47What's the problem there?
30:48I don't understand.
30:48This may have cost you Australian of the Year.
30:50Have a look.
30:54No, I'm just drawing a rocket.
30:56I was foreshadowing what was going to happen
30:58with Australian of the Year.
31:00Was that a free-form picture or did you trace it?
31:04That was based off his nudes we saw earlier.
31:08But...
31:08OK.
31:09The big one?
31:10This is the big one.
31:10National headline.
31:11This became a national headline,
31:13nearly cost Channel 10 a sponsor, you know,
31:16and they only had probably one other one at the time.
31:19Um, just, I mean...
31:22Airline price wars are heating up again
31:24and we're being told fair discounting
31:26is as aggressive as it's ever been.
31:28Virgin's targeting key corporate routes,
31:30hoping to win over cuntus...
31:32Excuse me, cuntus customers.
31:34Oh!
31:36Oh!
31:38Oh!
31:39Own it.
31:40Own it.
31:40Yeah.
31:41Now, to be fair...
31:42OK, that was my fault.
31:44Did you not get an upgrade?
31:45Did you not get kicked out of the lounge?
31:47You know, you won't be getting in the chairman's lounge
31:49any time soon.
31:50No, I...
31:51I...
31:51Look, we've spoken about this.
31:53I do have a potty mouth
31:54and I have been trying to do better
31:57and that night...
31:58Yeah.
31:59I have been working on it.
32:00I told you I had.
32:01Yeah, yeah.
32:02She's owning it.
32:02And she's been punished, Glenn,
32:04because she can't...
32:05You've been banned from flying Qantas now.
32:07In fact, you can only exclusively fly jackass.
32:11Um...
32:12Did I say...
32:13Did I...
32:14Did I...
32:14We've done it?
32:15We've done it.
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:17OK, you know what's interesting?
32:19We just saw...
32:21I don't even think I've ever heard you say that.
32:23My son is in the...
32:24My son is in the audience.
32:25We saw how easily it can happen.
32:25Now you know how they felt years ago.
32:28You're a deeply religious man.
32:30You should not say that.
32:31I'm a deeply religious man.
32:31You are.
32:32Are you not Catholic?
32:34I'm Catholic.
32:35I'm not deeply Catholic.
32:36LAUGHTER
32:39If you're just cheating in now,
32:41we're doing a celebrity intervention with...
32:43..Bick Morton.
32:43No, no, thank you so much.
32:45Sorry.
32:46Jess!
32:47Sorry.
32:48Sorry.
32:48My fault, my fault.
32:50You started it.
32:51Peter Hellyer, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for having me.
32:53You've done a great job.
32:55You're welcome.
32:55You'll be better off.
32:56You'll be better off.
32:57Yeah.
32:57You'll be better off.
32:59That's good.
33:00Beckman Moore.
33:09You OK, Cleen?
33:11I'm OK, Cleen?
33:12I'm so lucky.
33:14Welcome back to Cleen of Mick's Celebrity Dimension.
33:17Cary Bickmore is on the receiving end.
33:19Oh, Cleen's never been happier.
33:21LAUGHTER
33:23I'm sure...
33:24Wow.
33:24I'm trying to work out what side you're on, Cleen.
33:26I can't work it out.
33:26We can't.
33:27He swings in the breeze, doesn't he?
33:29We're really getting in amongst the weeds here.
33:31We are.
33:32We're about to drill down.
33:33We've just had television, but it's time to talk radio.
33:36You have a highly successful national radio show,
33:39which is inexplicable.
33:43Um...
33:43Your partner in crime.
33:46Tommy Little, ladies and gentlemen.
33:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:50Hello, guys.
33:52Good to see you.
33:53Good to see you.
33:53Hello.
33:54Hello.
33:55Hello.
33:57Sit down, mate.
33:59Long time, no see for you two.
34:01This dinner.
34:02We're out of contract at the end of this year.
34:04You just keep that in mind, OK?
34:05Carry on.
34:05I could pick another co-host.
34:07This guy's pretty good.
34:09You could go Ollie's mate from school.
34:11LAUGHTER
34:12He's been dying for another gig.
34:15Thank you for joining us.
34:16And thank you for taking part in this,
34:18cos we need your help.
34:19Look, I understand...
34:19She's bristling.
34:20I understand the seriousness of the situation,
34:22but can I say I am so happy to be here?
34:25What?
34:25Because who would have thought, out of the two of us,
34:28Carrie would be the first to have an intervention?
34:30LAUGHTER
34:31It's wonderful.
34:32That's it.
34:33It's wonderful.
34:34That's great.
34:35So, enjoy.
34:36Take a hit.
34:37Go for your life.
34:37What is it you'd like to say to Carrie about where she's in life?
34:42Yes, please tell me.
34:43What she needs to do.
34:43Carrie, I think we need to talk about your addiction first and foremost.
34:47Ooh.
34:48I'm sure you all know, but in case you don't, it's fake tan.
34:52LAUGHTER
34:54Carrie loves a tan like almost no-one I've ever met.
34:58Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
34:58To the point where you worked on TV next to Waleed for many years.
35:04LAUGHTER
35:07And yet people still refer to you as the brown one from the project.
35:13LAUGHTER
35:17So, fake tan is a big thing.
35:19Even Donald Trump says you've gone too far.
35:21What else do you think needs to be mentioned?
35:23There's rumours going around about something...
35:26Yeah.
35:26Did you tan?
35:27You tanned before you came on the show tonight?
35:29Did you tan before you came on the show tonight?
35:30I may have.
35:33Clip, Clip, did you help?
35:34As if I would help Carrie Bickmore put tan on at any time.
35:41LAUGHTER
35:44That...
35:45I thought that joke would have gone a lot better than that.
35:49LAUGHTER
35:50Yes, I admit that I helped her out with...
35:53Glenn, do you know what's great about that joke?
35:55Cos even if it gets lost in the edit, you stay with those hands.
36:00LAUGHTER
36:00Do you know I was once feeding my newborn daughter
36:04and I had fake tan on, and then when she came off the boob,
36:09I realised I'd tanned her whole face.
36:12Wow!
36:13And so, for five days, her face was browner than her body.
36:18LAUGHTER
36:18Wow.
36:20That's also how we know who you've been dating, so...
36:23LAUGHTER
36:26Move on, move on!
36:29Thank you, though, you, yeah.
36:31Katie, you've been round to Carrie's house.
36:33It's such a humble abode.
36:35She's the only person that lives on acreage in the inner city.
36:38Yes.
36:39And she's always surprised cos she discovers new rooms
36:42in her house all the time.
36:43Yes, that's right.
36:44She's been there three years and she said just the other day to me,
36:46do you know there's a kitchen?
36:48LAUGHTER
36:48She said, that must be where the food comes from.
36:51LAUGHTER
36:54I love you.
36:54And you get to work with her every day.
36:57I'm so lucky.
36:58The stories that emanate about this woman in the media are extreme.
37:03We've seen some terrible headlines over the years.
37:04Terrible! Terrible!
37:06Fans horror probably came with huge toes.
37:09To be fair, I cop a lot of flack for my huge...
37:12I've got big toes.
37:14Really? How so?
37:14Do you want to see?
37:16I want to see them.
37:17What lines?
37:18The only person that's seen them is my friend.
37:20Yeah, I have seen them.
37:22So...
37:23Oh, look at that!
37:24That is the size of my big toe.
37:25Where's best...
37:25It looks like it's been hit by a hammer.
37:27That is a big toe!
37:28It is.
37:28When I used to do point in ballet, I didn't need the point shoe.
37:32I could just go up on my toe.
37:34LAUGHTER
37:34And did you get a foot taller?
37:36I mean...
37:37All of this...
37:41This has taken a strange turn!
37:44I'm making all of his dreams or nightmares come through the night.
37:49No...
37:49Are there...
37:50Are there photographs of that too?
37:51He can't see!
37:52LAUGHTER
37:54Well, you can make your jokes, but I too, like you,
37:58like to photograph my feet and I put it out there
38:01and people seem to enjoy it.
38:02I was new sunbaking the other day and I thought,
38:05I'm going to take a shot of my feet and put it out there.
38:07Yeah.
38:07And I think we've got a shot of my feet.
38:10LAUGHTER
38:14What is going on?
38:16What is that going on?
38:17Oh, hang on a second.
38:18Did I get that wrong?
38:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:21That's about...
38:23Yeah.
38:25I think the feet look good.
38:27I know, I know.
38:28You know what?
38:29Good feet.
38:30I love...
38:30It was weird because there was two feet, but there was one foot.
38:33Yeah, that's right.
38:33It's a two foot, one foot.
38:35Let's move on.
38:36Carrie, I'm going to show you a picture of three men
38:37and you tell me what they have in common, please.
38:40These three men, go.
38:43LAUGHTER
38:45My son is in the audience tonight.
38:47He's seen worse.
38:49Really?
38:50Are we going to talk about his?
38:51I do.
38:51John Howard, Eddie Maguire and Dave Hughes.
38:55What do they have in common?
38:56I may or may not, each time I've been pregnant,
39:01had sex dreams about them.
39:05LAUGHTER
39:06Yeah.
39:08It's a lot.
39:09Oli, go get a cup of tea.
39:10Get out of here now.
39:13Wow.
39:13One that was, and I forget which one, I remember the location
39:17but not the person.
39:17One was in the front of a truck at a roadhouse.
39:22LAUGHTER
39:22Wow.
39:23It was Johnny Howard in the debt truck.
39:25Actually, I think it was because I was holding on to his eyebrows.
39:29LAUGHTER
39:30What about Eddie Maguire?
39:31I heard Eddie had a sex dream the other day
39:34and he was the only one in it.
39:36LAUGHTER
39:38You're like older, more powerful men.
39:41Look at Glenn.
39:41Yes.
39:42Look at Glenn beside you there.
39:43Glenn's never come up in this department.
39:44Let's keep this professional, but it is...
39:47Look, if you have dreams about me, the fun part is
39:49there's lots of different characters you can draw.
39:52LAUGHTER
39:57I will basically...
40:00It unfolds like this.
40:01I start off with a little bit of Kel and work my magic fingers.
40:05LAUGHTER
40:05And then I move into a bit of a Russell Coit
40:07and I can grab someone like an animal.
40:10What?
40:10And then, alarmingly, I finish off with a bit of
40:13Boo! It's your Uncle Ali!
40:16And...
40:17Wow.
40:18That can actually...
40:19Can I have a choice?
40:20Because that's what I prefer.
40:21The last...
40:22Oh, Uncle Arthur!
40:24I am here to help.
40:25And if having sex with Uncle Arthur
40:27makes me feel good...
40:29All right, enough.
40:30Tommy, thanks for coming in.
40:32You've been really terrific.
40:33You're really good.
40:34Thank you, Darren.
40:35You're wonderful.
40:36We really appreciate you coming in.
40:38More of the scary people after this.
40:43We love you.
40:43We love you.
40:44Bye-bye.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:46Bye-bye.
40:51APPLAUSE
40:56Welcome back to Glenovic's Celebrity Intervention.
40:58Carrie Bickmore is a copping at both barrels tonight.
41:01Is it almost over?
41:03I'm healed.
41:03I'm good.
41:04Who should we bring out who can really...
41:06Really?
41:07Well, I think it's got to be someone who knows you better
41:09than you know yourself.
41:10We've done colleagues.
41:11We've done friends.
41:12Yes, we have.
41:13We've done poor little Ollie.
41:14Yeah.
41:14Why don't...
41:15Well, I'll tell you what.
41:16I'm going to ask you a question.
41:17Do you recognise this voice?
41:20Carrie?
41:21Have you finished tight in your room yet?
41:24Oh, my God!
41:25Your mum, Jenny, is here!
41:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:38Yeah, that's where I get my uneven feet from.
41:42Did you see that?
41:43She fell over like Carrie.
41:46Like mother, like daughter.
41:48Oh, welcome.
41:50Thank you for coming out, Jenny.
41:52We appreciate you joining us.
41:53Can I just say something?
41:54Are you mother and daughter or sisters?
41:57LAUGHTER
42:02Hey, hey, keep your hands off my mum.
42:05LAUGHTER
42:07Can I just say something straight off the bat?
42:09I think a lot of what we've seen tonight
42:11we can put down to bad parenting.
42:14LAUGHTER
42:17When were the danger signs for you
42:19that this beautiful girl that you brought into the world
42:21turned feral?
42:23LAUGHTER
42:23Well, I think that amazing picture of her
42:26sitting on the edge of the bed, really.
42:29Yes.
42:29I think, you know, I mean, by her own admission,
42:31she said, you know, you go through an awkward stage.
42:34Yes.
42:34I think that was the beginning of the awkward stage, yes.
42:39What I couldn't believe about that bedroom...
42:41Wow!
42:41LAUGHTER
42:42What I couldn't believe about the bedroom
42:43was how tidy it is because we all know,
42:46and I think the word you used backstage was filthy pig.
42:50LAUGHTER
42:50Is that fair?
42:51Now, have a look at this.
42:53This is Carrie's hotel bed recently,
42:56and I think we can all agree...
42:59No, that's my home.
43:00That's my...
43:01Oh, my God.
43:01Well, is that...
43:02Can I just ask, is that after John Howard?
43:06LAUGHTER
43:08What did you explain yourself?
43:10I'm busy.
43:10I've got three kids and jobs and stuff.
43:13I don't have time to...
43:14You know, they say successful people start in the morning
43:16by making their bed.
43:18I figure I'm successful and I've never made my bed.
43:21That's rubbish.
43:21Jenny, did she make her bed as a child?
43:22Um, that was compulsory on Saturdays.
43:25Oh, once a week, was it?
43:27Wow!
43:29She was a tough school growing up with Jenny.
43:32Oh, she was militant growing up.
43:34Really?
43:35My mum was...
43:36Nothing got past mum.
43:37Look, I think it's putting the pieces together
43:39and each of you have mounted a case,
43:42and at this point here, I think...
43:44This is the first day of the rest of your life.
43:47LAUGHTER
43:50Yes!
43:50Wow!
43:52Um...
43:52What do you...?
43:54Beautifully said.
43:54It's well said,
43:56and it's coming from a really good place, Jenny.
43:58Yes, that's right.
43:58What do you think about poor Ollie, your grandson over there?
44:00Oh, yes, yes.
44:01He's been put through the wringer.
44:02That's right.
44:03Well, I think he's going weekly now, you know, to get help.
44:07LAUGHTER
44:08He has so...
44:09Who is this woman?
44:11LAUGHTER
44:12She always wanted to be an actress.
44:14Do you know she once kissed Mark Holden in a school play?
44:17Well, so did I.
44:19LAUGHTER
44:23Hang on a second.
44:24I'm going to allow this.
44:26What happened with Mark Holden?
44:28Uh, we were in a play together.
44:30Was he wearing the white suit?
44:32Uh, no, but we did sing a song together, a duet together.
44:35And he said, touchdown, at the end of it.
44:38LAUGHTER
44:39Mum doesn't know what that means.
44:41LAUGHTER
44:43That's fascinating.
44:44Now, we saw how messy she is.
44:45Yes, yes.
44:46Even in her later life.
44:47Yes, that's right.
44:47What about your car?
44:49Your car, have you seen her car?
44:50Oh, my goodness.
44:51Uh...
44:51This, I...
44:52I haven't seen a car like this without police tape around it.
44:55LAUGHTER
44:56There's sushi in the glove box.
44:57Sushi!
44:59Yes, it's...
45:00What do you say?
45:00It is difficult.
45:01Um, I thought at one stage she was doing one of those charity food runs,
45:06you know, where they deliver food.
45:07LAUGHTER
45:08You're leaving your stuff everywhere.
45:09You're leaving it on your bedroom floor.
45:10You're leaving it in your car.
45:13Oh, my...
45:13Carrie, you're a dirty, dirty, dirty girl.
45:17I'm a grot.
45:18OK, I'm a grot.
45:19I can say it and I feel good saying it.
45:21I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
45:24LAUGHTER
45:24Big round of applause for that.
45:27APPLAUSE
45:28Carrie's a dirty girl.
45:30Oh, look.
45:31Sorry to intervene on the intervention.
45:35Sorry, there's two things.
45:37One, I also kissed Mark Holden in a school play.
45:40LAUGHTER
45:42Sue, this talk about your car is quite triggering
45:44because your messiness, Carrie, messes with marriages.
45:49I drove Carrie home quite often from the project.
45:52Yes.
45:52We lived close together.
45:53And what did you leave in my car once?
45:57What did you leave in the front passenger seat?
46:00I left a bra.
46:01Yeah, yeah.
46:02You left a bra.
46:03Carrie.
46:03And a pair of undies.
46:06Right?
46:06And the undies.
46:07The undies.
46:08My wife found them the next morning and said,
46:10what are these?
46:11And you know I'm a very deeply religious person.
46:14LAUGHTER
46:17And she's waving them in front of me.
46:19They had some skitties on them as well.
46:20LAUGHTER
46:21And I said, no, it's spray tan, sweetie.
46:24It's spray tan.
46:26LAUGHTER
46:27I had taken my bra off in the car because I was uncut.
46:30What is happening?
46:32LAUGHTER
46:34I'm so sorry to interrupt the intervention of the intervention
46:36but, Carrie, I've just heard what happened
46:38and it's not just in the car.
46:40We've only been here like half an hour.
46:41Look what I've found in the dressing room.
46:42Oh, it's fine.
46:43It is.
46:44Those are the ones.
46:45Those are the ones.
46:46Sorry.
46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:55It's unbelievable what happened.
46:57In front of her mum.
46:58In front of her mum and Jenny.
46:59That's where I learnt it from.
47:01Thanks, boys.
47:01We're going to wrap this up now.
47:03Jenny, thank you for coming on.
47:04Oh, Jenny.
47:05Is there something you'd like to say to your daughter?
47:09Well, I think this has been very helpful.
47:11I mean, I think these people have walked your journey with you.
47:15I have carried them their entire careers.
47:20LAUGHTER
47:24Enough said.
47:25Hang on.
47:26We've got a special assignment for you guys in just a moment.
47:29Thank you, Jenny.
47:30We'll be back to wrap this up.
47:32Wrap this up.
47:44APPLAUSE
47:45Good to see you, Ollie.
47:46Thanks for coming back.
47:48You've done a great job.
47:49Welcome back, Jenny.
47:50Welcome back to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention.
47:52We've come to the logical conclusion of the evening.
47:55How do you think it went?
47:57Are you OK with what you've heard here tonight
47:59from the people who love you the most?
48:01Um...
48:01Yes.
48:01I, um, have learnt a lot about myself.
48:04Really?
48:05Yes.
48:05What?
48:05I'm a dirty, dirty...
48:07LAUGHTER
48:10All right, that just about brings it to a close.
48:13Don't you worry, we've got a big finish.
48:15Now, we've learnt about you tonight that you love cakes.
48:19Yep.
48:19And you have a penchant for older, powerful men.
48:23Only when I'm pregnant, not older.
48:25All right, we've got your special guest.
48:26Come over here.
48:27Bring it out.
48:28Bring out the cake.
48:29Come up here, Ollie.
48:31Get over here.
48:32Come on, Jenny.
48:34Come on here.
48:36Thanks, boys.
48:37You've done a...
48:38You've done a good job.
48:41There's only one way to finish this show
48:43and put a smile on your face.
48:44Come on out!
48:46Yes!
48:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:51Oh, you look out!
48:53Oh, my God!
48:56Thanks to everyone here.
49:00Thank you, Jenny.
49:05Well done, Ollie.
49:06Good on you, mate.
49:07Thanks, T.
49:08Get a room, you two.
49:09We'll see you later.
49:11Cheers.
49:12Alan.
49:13Alan.
49:19Is that OK?
49:20Look, I think you did great.
49:22I'm so nervous.
49:23The Qantas thing, that's a bit of a worry moving forward.
49:25Yeah.
49:25You just want to be aware of how you pronounce things on television.
49:28Sure, sure, sure.
49:28So I've prepared a couple of statements for you to practise at home with.
49:31OK, OK.
49:32Just read those out.
49:32Yep.
49:33I love a sunburnt country.
49:34Yeah, just be easy.
49:35Just watch that.
49:36I love a sunburnt country.
49:38Yep, walk and talk.
49:38Yeah, yeah.
49:39Do the next one.
49:40You can't stop the music.
49:42Again, just be careful.
49:43Carmichael Hunt performed some cunning stunts.
49:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
49:47OK.
49:47Practice at home and I'll talk to you in a couple of weeks.
49:49I love a sunburnt country.
49:51Yeah.
49:52I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
49:54I love a sunburnt country.
49:57No, he's kind of a tunnel.
49:58If you want to get away the sunburnt country, go on fire!
50:00I'm a guy named
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