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House Of Villains S03E10 (2026)
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00:00:00This season on House of Villains, one of you will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain
00:00:05and will take home $200,000.
00:00:12Tyson, you are our first supervillain.
00:00:15I think I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:00:17How do you spell your name?
00:00:18Fuck you.
00:00:19Who will you be pissing off first?
00:00:21Paul.
00:00:22Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:00:26Keeping Christina.
00:00:27That's what I want.
00:00:27Yeah.
00:00:27I'm about to rain down chaos on everybody's head.
00:00:32In a vote of five to three, Jackie.
00:00:37Three people voted for Christine.
00:00:39So we got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying so we can take off their head.
00:00:45I think it's Paul.
00:00:47Really?
00:00:47He's worried about you.
00:00:49Motherfucker, what?
00:00:50I would put Tom up there.
00:00:52Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
00:00:54They have lost me.
00:00:55Please don't put me in the bottom three.
00:00:57Plain Jane's votes is a question mark.
00:00:59Get rid of a question mark vote.
00:01:01Let's see, Dania Suki.
00:01:06She got it.
00:01:07She got it.
00:01:08I won, you fucking assholes.
00:01:10Yeah, we're fucked.
00:01:11I've nominated Johnny.
00:01:12Ashley.
00:01:13Paul.
00:01:13I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger.
00:01:17Tyson is still a problem.
00:01:18You really feel like you're getting sick?
00:01:20Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:01:22Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
00:01:25Tyson.
00:01:26Swaggo!
00:01:27Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge and you are off the hit list.
00:01:32Fuck.
00:01:33Trita, why is it that every time you know somebody's going out, you vote for that person?
00:01:39Because I gave them my word?
00:01:43We can get off the list, convince someone else to open it.
00:01:46Do you think we don't hate her pretend like we don't know her?
00:01:48I can tell her.
00:01:51Congratulations.
00:01:52You're on the hit list.
00:01:54Did you do this?
00:01:55I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:01:57I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:02:00Kate, you are the supervillain.
00:02:02You're off the hit list.
00:02:03Tyson, take your place.
00:02:06Tom, you are the next one.
00:02:07My third.
00:02:08Christine, I'm so sorry.
00:02:10Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:15That'll be the winner!
00:02:16I'm a winner!
00:02:18Who in here do you trust the least?
00:02:20Tom.
00:02:21Where's the chocolate?
00:02:21Oh!
00:02:22You're mad because you accidentally came across the letter and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
00:02:27And I'm telling you, Paul, this is your opportunity not only to save my fucking ass, but also, like, be
00:02:33a fucking hero.
00:02:34I don't want to be a hero.
00:02:36I'm a fucking villain.
00:02:40Are you being even?
00:02:42Because they don't look like it.
00:02:43I'm on fucking fire right now.
00:02:45Christine is our new supervillain.
00:02:48I didn't know you were trying to win.
00:02:50She wasn't trying to go against the people.
00:02:53She's in a trust situation where.
00:02:56You guys are fucking stupid.
00:02:58I nominate Kate.
00:03:01Tyson, I have to nominate you.
00:03:04Yes.
00:03:06That's it!
00:03:12Good morning, everyone.
00:03:14Good morning!
00:03:15Good morning!
00:03:16How are you guys?
00:03:17Really good.
00:03:19Final five!
00:03:21Can you believe it?
00:03:22Can you believe it?
00:03:23Can you believe it?
00:03:23Can you believe it?
00:03:29Oh, what the fuck are you still doing here?
00:03:33Hey, boys, I need you to take care of something.
00:03:41Get on your knees and beg.
00:03:45What the...
00:03:55It's done.
00:04:00I'm still not used to that.
00:04:02Attention, villains.
00:04:04It's time for your last battle royale challenge,
00:04:07which means this is also the last time someone from the show
00:04:10will have snuck into your bedrooms to plant a wacky outfit.
00:04:14Put them on and get going.
00:04:16Oh, here we go, you guys.
00:04:19The last man-ish standing in the competition.
00:04:22Honestly, kind of an honor.
00:04:24We're down to the final numbers.
00:04:26And a true villain knows when to turn it up.
00:04:30What the fuck?
00:04:32I'm not doing no construction work.
00:04:35Huh.
00:04:38Fun.
00:04:39Oh, my God.
00:04:40I love cosplaying as, like, someone that has, like, a real job.
00:04:44Somebody gave me some cigarettes, a coffee, a temper problem.
00:04:48I was hoping the challenge was, like, who can bake a good cake?
00:04:54And make my life easy.
00:04:55Why does Joe insist on fucking up my hair with these challenges?
00:05:00A hard hat and an orange vest?
00:05:03Honey, I don't know what this means.
00:05:05Kind of cute, actually.
00:05:06This is anybody's game at this point.
00:05:09This is it, you guys.
00:05:10This is it.
00:05:12Yay.
00:05:13I feel like we're going to play the World Cup right now.
00:05:16So if my housemates get in my way during this final battle royale challenge,
00:05:21they can definitely prepare to be plucked by the HBIC.
00:05:26I might get my own car today.
00:05:28Let me see.
00:05:28Why aren't we all in the same car?
00:05:30We need two cars.
00:05:31I feel just like Michelle Obama.
00:05:34I swear.
00:05:43Come on in.
00:05:45What is this?
00:05:46Oh, my gosh.
00:05:49What is going on?
00:05:51It's the last battle royale, and one thing I'm sure of in this game is Joel has a slightly humiliating
00:05:58challenge in store for us today,
00:05:59and I can't wait for it to be over.
00:06:02You have made it to your most important challenge yet.
00:06:06Yeah!
00:06:07Woo!
00:06:08This is your final battle royale challenge.
00:06:11The name of this challenge is, can you guess?
00:06:14No.
00:06:15Screwed Over.
00:06:18Yes, that's right.
00:06:20Another phallic challenge brought to you by our producing crew of 14-year-old boys.
00:06:27Here's how it works.
00:06:28It's spitting.
00:06:29Stop!
00:06:30Each of you will climb onto your giant screw and hold on tight.
00:06:35Whoever hangs on the longest wins and is our final supervillain of the season,
00:06:41guaranteeing themselves a spot in the final three.
00:06:44That's it.
00:06:45That's the game.
00:06:45No, this is not right.
00:06:47Now listen, I know my way around a huge screw, but I never had to screw and compete at the
00:06:54same time.
00:06:55So the fact that I had to have the longest ride to win, all right, I better get to huffing
00:07:00and puffing and enjoying this thing.
00:07:02Okay, everyone, pick your screw.
00:07:05All right.
00:07:05I want to be in the final three more than ever.
00:07:08If I win the $200,000, I'm obviously using it to take care of my son and lawyer fees.
00:07:16So this is not a drill.
00:07:18Or it is.
00:07:21You know, before we get started, I think we need a bigger construction crew.
00:07:26Oh, no.
00:07:27Hey, bitches.
00:07:30You back, baby.
00:07:32Jackie!
00:07:34Oh, hi, guys.
00:07:35Hey.
00:07:36Hi.
00:07:37Welcome back.
00:07:38You guys are moving back in.
00:07:42But your former housemates are not just here to watch the challenge, you guys.
00:07:46No, they are here to screw you over.
00:07:50I knew it.
00:07:51Oh, big surprise.
00:07:52I fucking knew it.
00:07:52I knew it.
00:07:53One by one, each returning villain will step up and pick a villain to sabotage and crank
00:08:00a dial to spin them faster.
00:08:02That's so fucked up.
00:08:03The last one holding onto the screw wins.
00:08:06If you win this challenge, you will not only go to the finals, but you get to choose one
00:08:10of the villains who will sit next to you.
00:08:13The other three you'll place on the hit list, and they'll battle it out tomorrow in the final
00:08:18redemption challenge, and the winner of that challenge earns the last seat in the final.
00:08:24But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:08:25We spent nearly 55 grand building giant screws and $12 on protective gear.
00:08:31Villains, mount your screws.
00:08:38Oh, Lord.
00:08:40My goal as a jury member is to make sure Paul does not win this game because I'm petty.
00:08:46That's why in some fan circles and forums, they call me mother.
00:08:50Here we go.
00:08:51One, two, three, start screwing.
00:09:01The irony of it all.
00:09:03Right.
00:09:04Want some popcorn?
00:09:05I'll take some popcorn.
00:09:10I feel like fire hitting my arm.
00:09:13This is the most exciting screw I've ever witnessed.
00:09:17Oh, my God.
00:09:18This can't be happening.
00:09:19I'm holding my body weight, and I'm really dizzy, so I have no idea what's going on left
00:09:26or right of me.
00:09:27Ashley, you are up first to screw someone over.
00:09:30Who am I going to screw?
00:09:32Easily.
00:09:33Kate.
00:09:34Oh!
00:09:34Hit Kate.
00:09:36It's actually kind of fun.
00:09:38Kate gets the faster screw here.
00:09:40The first win she's probably had in years.
00:09:43Listen, I go to every competition show not caring.
00:09:47Kate is literally throwing our money away.
00:09:49Yep.
00:09:50However, in House of Villains, I care a little bit more.
00:09:53Nothing motivates me more than revenge.
00:09:55But also, $200,000 is a lot of money.
00:09:58I have fucks to give now.
00:09:59It's a very new feeling.
00:10:01Woo.
00:10:02All right, Jackie.
00:10:03Oh, me.
00:10:03You're up next.
00:10:04This is easy.
00:10:06Of course it's going to be Paul!
00:10:11I was the first villain to exit, and I'm pretty sure that Paul had a little bit, if not everything,
00:10:17to do with that.
00:10:18So, screw you, Paul.
00:10:20Bing.
00:10:21Joke's on you, Jackie.
00:10:22I actually voted to keep you in the fucking game.
00:10:25Nobody knows that, but I was the third vote.
00:10:28Fuck.
00:10:30Plane.
00:10:30I've never done something like this before.
00:10:32I'm going to screw a woman.
00:10:33Oh!
00:10:34Um, I trusted Christine most, and she screwed me.
00:10:37You are genuinely one of the few people that I have, like, genuinely connected with.
00:10:41You're good with me.
00:10:45I know she likes a fast screw.
00:10:47She's just like me.
00:10:49Oh, sound logic.
00:10:51Woo!
00:10:52Woo!
00:10:53Woo!
00:10:53New York, how you doing?
00:10:55I love this girl, but not like this.
00:10:57Johnny, you are up.
00:10:59Fuck you, New York.
00:11:00Paul.
00:11:01Hey.
00:11:03I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
00:11:07Uh-oh.
00:11:08Uh-oh.
00:11:08Hey, where you going?
00:11:09Hey, where you going?
00:11:10Hey, where you going?
00:11:10Oh!
00:11:12Yay!
00:11:14Woo!
00:11:15Yeah!
00:11:16Fucking idiot.
00:11:18Hold on, Drita.
00:11:20Somebody check her pulse.
00:11:22Drita, can we get a proof of life fuck?
00:11:25Uh, fuck.
00:11:26I was the only one that didn't get screwed over.
00:11:29So this increases my odds of winning, because they're all going faster than me.
00:11:34I'm just staying focused.
00:11:3920 minutes in, guys.
00:11:41It's hard to hold on.
00:11:43It's hot.
00:11:43There's sparks flying around me.
00:11:45My vision's blurring.
00:11:47I don't know where I am.
00:11:49I'm exhausted.
00:11:50My body's killing me.
00:11:52I don't care if I die.
00:11:54I cannot give up.
00:11:56All right.
00:11:57Villains, you have to move down to the third rung, the smaller foothold.
00:12:03Uh-oh.
00:12:06Move down.
00:12:07Drita, you're already there.
00:12:09Oh!
00:12:10Oh, let's go!
00:12:11We have lost New York.
00:12:13She is screwed.
00:12:15Johnny Middlebrooks.
00:12:16Need I say more?
00:12:18He needs an enema, because that man is full of shit, and he wants it to come out.
00:12:23And we need him to release it.
00:12:27Careful, careful!
00:12:29He's out.
00:12:30Yeah!
00:12:31He's out.
00:12:32Ball is out.
00:12:33It is down to Christine and Drita.
00:12:36Damn!
00:12:37Nobody ever took a shot at Drita.
00:12:39And if Drita wins, I don't know that I stand a chance against her in the end.
00:12:43So, Christine, I need you to hold on a little longer.
00:12:46Hold on, you guys.
00:12:48Just hold on.
00:12:50Drita up there making a mean red sauce.
00:12:52That's some professional screwing right there.
00:12:56Oh, shit.
00:12:56Christine's going to slip in.
00:12:59No, no.
00:13:00She's ducking out and did ballet.
00:13:02Oh, my God!
00:13:03She's on chance!
00:13:05Yes, Christine.
00:13:07She's on pace.
00:13:08She's on pace.
00:13:10It's getting harder and harder to hold on.
00:13:12But I want to be in the final three more than ever.
00:13:16I've had a three-way, love a good three-way, and can't wait for this last one.
00:13:2135 minutes in, guys.
00:13:23Believe me, the producers had no idea it was going to last this long.
00:13:29Take your love.
00:13:31Take your love.
00:13:33This is huge.
00:13:34Right now, I'm holding on to this damn screw.
00:13:37You're not going to be able to peel me off of it.
00:13:40I feel like we're going to be here forever.
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:46Drita's down!
00:13:48Drita is down.
00:13:51We have a winner!
00:13:53It is Christine!
00:13:54She's still calling you, guys.
00:13:55Are we done?
00:13:56You won!
00:13:57You won!
00:13:58Christine won!
00:13:59Christine won!
00:14:00Don't step on Drita!
00:14:02Good job, Drita!
00:14:03Good job!
00:14:04I'm not happy I didn't win, but I couldn't be happier that she did.
00:14:07Me and Christine had our issues, but she put Tyson up.
00:14:11So, I know she has my back.
00:14:12We're in the final three.
00:14:14Oh!
00:14:14I know.
00:14:16So, I'm looking at Christine like we made it.
00:14:19We're going to the end.
00:14:20Christine, you are our final supervillain and have earned your spot in the final three.
00:14:29Christine, you now have only a few hours to make the most important decision of the season.
00:14:34I'm so excited I won the challenge, but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to be stressed making this
00:14:40decision.
00:14:40Because now, I have four people's fates in my hands.
00:14:44Kate, Paul, Drita, and New York.
00:14:47And I want to put myself in the best position.
00:14:51To win.
00:14:52To win.
00:15:02I feel like I got fucking hit by a tractor trailer.
00:15:06We're here!
00:15:07Oh my gosh!
00:15:08The exterminators are here!
00:15:10Are they coming in now?
00:15:12Hi!
00:15:13Where are the rats?
00:15:15Oh, I am fucking filming right now.
00:15:17Can I just sit in the bathroom?
00:15:19I can't.
00:15:20I'm literally about to die.
00:15:22Ah!
00:15:24Attention-starved beasts.
00:15:27It's my house now!
00:15:29Are roaming the house looking to devour us for screen time.
00:15:34How's your time been?
00:15:35It's been good.
00:15:36We missed you.
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38Yeah, well, you are, you know, one of the people that voted me out.
00:15:42I know.
00:15:43So, you know, I guess you didn't miss me that much.
00:15:46You know, I was very shocked.
00:15:49But you know what?
00:15:49I hope you had fun and I hope you had a good time while I was gone.
00:15:56Do you still want to continue the scene?
00:15:58No!
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59I officially hate it here.
00:16:01Again.
00:16:02What the hell?
00:16:04What's up, G?
00:16:06What's up, bro?
00:16:07It's you, man.
00:16:07Me too, bro.
00:16:08Come here.
00:16:10I got you, baby.
00:16:12Yay, we're back!
00:16:13Yay!
00:16:15Ah!
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:17Dude.
00:16:18I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
00:16:20I know, me too, man.
00:16:22I really miss Tyson.
00:16:23I feel like I already won anyways.
00:16:25Yeah, same.
00:16:27Slumber party!
00:16:29Are you going to lick your thumb?
00:16:31No, probably not.
00:16:36Hi, baby!
00:16:37Oh, my God.
00:16:38Hi, baby!
00:16:39I know.
00:16:39I hear you guys in here cracking up.
00:16:41I definitely want to know what I miss.
00:16:43Mama has had FOMO.
00:16:45Whatever that is.
00:16:47You know what it is.
00:16:48No.
00:16:49What the?
00:16:52Oh.
00:16:57Oh, no.
00:16:58Drita!
00:16:59They put that thing back on the wall.
00:17:01Oh, oh, oh.
00:17:04You got to go.
00:17:06Bye-bye.
00:17:07Feels good to be back with the gang.
00:17:08Hell yeah, it does.
00:17:09I cannot believe everyone that I was in an alliance with besides Paul is eliminated.
00:17:15It's all the shitty competitors left, and if I would have been with the girls, I probably
00:17:20would still be here.
00:17:21I thought you left because you were sick.
00:17:24And I forgot about that.
00:17:28No, I'm kidding.
00:17:29This is exactly how I feel coming back into this house.
00:17:38Attention, traitors.
00:17:39Shit!
00:17:40I mean, attention, villains.
00:17:42It is time to get ready for your final hit list ceremony.
00:17:47You can hop in the shower first.
00:17:48I'm going to do makeup.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50In just a few hours, Christine has to choose who's on the hit list and who she's going to
00:17:55bring to the final three.
00:17:56But Christine got really weird when it was the spitting venom challenge.
00:18:00So, yeah, I got to block all the little maggots that are going to chirp in her ear about
00:18:05why she should bring them to the end instead of me.
00:18:08You want to know something?
00:18:09Whatever's meant to be is meant to be.
00:18:10Yeah.
00:18:10Honestly, Christine.
00:18:11That's kind of how I feel.
00:18:12You could say, Drita, you come home with me to the finals, or you could put me up for
00:18:15the hit list.
00:18:16But if you don't take me to the finals, you're going to have to pick one of those
00:18:19three for the finals.
00:18:23So it's on you on what decision you want to make.
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:27Got it.
00:18:28Davey and Drita here is the obvious choice because she's the only person that's had my
00:18:31back in this house.
00:18:33Honestly.
00:18:34Well, I don't know, but maybe.
00:18:35I think so.
00:18:36Listen, I want one of us two to win the game.
00:18:40I can't risk you losing a competition against them.
00:18:44So I'm picking you.
00:18:46I can't.
00:18:46I'm dressed.
00:18:47I'm dressed.
00:18:47I'm dressed.
00:18:56It's such a good feeling.
00:18:57We went through so much in this house.
00:19:00And Christine, being loyal and keeping it real with me, means everything to me.
00:19:05I would never win tomorrow.
00:19:07I cannot move.
00:19:13Who do y'all think she's taking?
00:19:15I think she's just taking her closest ally.
00:19:17I'm going to just grab the shampoo.
00:19:19Oh, great idea.
00:19:20Will you grab the shit in the shower?
00:19:21Yes.
00:19:21Yeah, good idea.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:24Um, thank you.
00:19:33Hi.
00:19:34Come on in.
00:19:35Am I annoying you?
00:19:36No, not at all.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:37Have you had any conversations?
00:19:39No, I have not.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41So, but what are you thinking?
00:19:41Well, I don't, I don't know what's going on tonight.
00:19:45You have to pick people.
00:19:46Right.
00:19:47No, no, I know that.
00:19:49No, what I mean is, I don't know, like, the conversations that are conversing in the house.
00:19:54Do you want me to tell you some of them?
00:19:56Yeah, I mean, sure.
00:19:57Everybody loves Drita.
00:19:59And everybody wants her to win.
00:20:02You think so?
00:20:03She was the only one who wasn't sabotaging that competition.
00:20:07And everybody was cheering for her.
00:20:10Everybody.
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12The best shot that we both have is probably against each other because we both rubbed people the wrong way.
00:20:18But if Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:20:21Like, no matter what.
00:20:22Paul's making some great points.
00:20:24Saving Drita here is a really big risk.
00:20:28My heart is saying, bring her with me.
00:20:31But now, my brain, I'm not sure.
00:20:35Okay, good luck, girl.
00:20:38$200,000 is life-changing amount of money.
00:20:41It's for my life.
00:20:43It's for my son.
00:20:43It's the difference in, like, everything.
00:20:52Oh, I don't want to cry.
00:21:00New York.
00:21:01Do you think that Drita's probably going to be the one Christine saves?
00:21:06To be honest, I haven't really seen Christine since she's one supervillain.
00:21:11But I do believe that her and Drita are mega close.
00:21:15And that kind of bond at this stage in the game cannot be persuaded or broken.
00:21:21So I'm not even going to bother to speak to Christine.
00:21:24Look how far we've come.
00:21:28I'm not making a pitch to Christine.
00:21:30I'd like to leave with as much dignity as possible.
00:21:33But I don't know exactly how smart Christine is.
00:21:37If she leaves Drita off the hit list, we'll have our answer.
00:21:45What are you guys waiting for?
00:21:47Villains and rejected villains.
00:21:51Please go to the bookshelf with your tiny Coke Zeros.
00:21:55What if we don't want to bring them?
00:21:57Yeah, I'm not taking mine.
00:21:59Going into this hit list ceremony, I'm not sure if Christine's going to make a game move or an emotional
00:22:04move.
00:22:05Look, if it's not me, just make sure it's not Drita.
00:22:08Because then everybody loses.
00:22:10But who knows?
00:22:27Hello, villains.
00:22:29Welcome to your final hit list nomination.
00:22:32Your time at the House of Villains is almost at an end in just 24 hours.
00:22:39I will have forgotten your name.
00:22:41Kidding.
00:22:43I've already forgotten.
00:22:45Christine, you are the supervillain and automatically one of the final villains in this competition.
00:22:53We are all just as surprised as you.
00:22:58Christine, please take your throne.
00:23:07Christine, you will nominate three villains to be on the hit list.
00:23:12The one villain not on the hit list will be joining you in the finals.
00:23:17Who do you nominate first and why?
00:23:24My first nomination is a very strong competitor, Tiffany.
00:23:32Oh, she didn't even say my...
00:23:34Oh, sorry, New York.
00:23:35I'm sorry, New York.
00:23:37I'm sorry.
00:23:38You've been here before.
00:23:39How does it feel to be back on the final hit list?
00:23:42Unfortunately, it feels like my fate.
00:23:44This is what I'm used to.
00:23:46This is what I do.
00:23:47I fight my way back and back.
00:23:49Hence, season motherfucking three.
00:23:52Kill me!
00:23:53Somebody!
00:23:54Stomp my lights out!
00:23:56Shall I proceed?
00:23:58Yes, you can!
00:23:59Yes, you shall!
00:24:01So standing here means absolutely motherfucking nothing!
00:24:11Christine, who do you nominate next and why?
00:24:15The next person is also an extremely fierce competitor.
00:24:22Paul, I'm so sorry.
00:24:32Paul, how does it feel to be on the final hit list?
00:24:36Honestly, I like this position because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:43I'm close to the end.
00:24:45Christine, tell us your third nomination and why.
00:24:50My third nomination is the hardest one yet.
00:24:58I'm having to make a decision that's really hard for me.
00:25:04I'm not a gamer.
00:25:06I'm not a strategizer.
00:25:07I'm not a competitor.
00:25:08And this is the first time I have to think of myself for once,
00:25:12and I don't do that often.
00:25:14I know this person can win the competition.
00:25:19I know how this person competes.
00:25:22And for that reason, Drita, please...
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:26I am nominating you because I know you can win the challenge.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:38That's some scandalous shit.
00:25:40Christine, no, Drita.
00:25:41I respect Christine.
00:25:43That's a villainous move.
00:25:46From the beginning, you know, I told her we'll take it to the end,
00:25:50but I guess me being loved made you scared.
00:25:54Everyone loves me because I kept my word.
00:25:57Drita.
00:25:57Now I'm talking.
00:26:01And honestly, the truth is, I didn't strategize that.
00:26:06I just kept it 100.
00:26:09And hopefully, the people I'm loyal with do not vote your ass.
00:26:17You want to give me your vote like you were gonna?
00:26:20Then you vote the right motherfucking way.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:23I promise you, because you fucked me over, they won't fuck with you.
00:26:29Play your little safe space.
00:26:31Drive your little Lambo.
00:26:32You ain't getting fucking 200,000.
00:26:34That's how the fuck that's gonna go with motherfucking down.
00:26:40Kate, you have officially made it into the final three with Christine.
00:26:45How do you feel?
00:26:47Shocked, confused, and so excited.
00:26:52Oh, all right.
00:26:55Oh, okay.
00:26:57Good for you.
00:26:58She chose you because you hated in the fucking house.
00:27:00I know.
00:27:01I don't think I have a great chance with the jury
00:27:04because I have felt targeted pretty much the entire time in this house.
00:27:08That's what happens when you're cool.
00:27:09But then again, maybe these banished villains will remember.
00:27:13I was better at the game than you, so I have hope.
00:27:16New York, Paul, and Drita.
00:27:19Tomorrow, you will compete in the final redemption challenge.
00:27:23The winner of that challenge will go up against Christine and Kate in the final vote.
00:27:28I usually make a joke right here as I tell you to go back to the house,
00:27:31but it's late in the season, and I've run out.
00:27:35So good night and good luck.
00:27:38George Clooney.
00:27:39It's not about just Christine.
00:27:41This has been a story of mine, unfortunately, with the closest people to me.
00:27:46They will promise you something, they will hug you, you will have tears, and you believe them.
00:27:51And I just feel so betrayed and fooled.
00:27:54I don't like to be fooled.
00:27:56She fooled me.
00:27:57What a rapish.
00:27:59Get a room, guys.
00:28:00And we do have one.
00:28:10Oh, think about that.
00:28:12I did put in a lot of work with Christine, and it paid off.
00:28:16Does it feel great that I'm on the hit list?
00:28:17No.
00:28:18But at least Drita's also there with me.
00:28:20The blindsiding is never necessary.
00:28:22I've been there in other shows, and it's fucked up.
00:28:25If Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:28:28Like, no matter what.
00:28:29It's sick.
00:28:30Can you come outside?
00:28:31Sure.
00:28:35You made the right move tonight.
00:28:37I promise you.
00:28:38You did.
00:28:39No, I know it just doesn't feel that way, and I know Drita's not going to see it that way.
00:28:43No.
00:28:44I told Drita I was going to keep her, and then I laid it out, really laid it out,
00:28:48when I actually had a minute.
00:28:50Right.
00:28:50And then I was like, you would have been screwed.
00:28:52Fuck me.
00:28:53There was not a way you would win against her.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:56You might as well just write in a check right back at me.
00:28:58But she's going to turn everyone against me, and then I get no votes.
00:29:01She's an actress that doesn't care, drives a Lamborghini, is not here for the right reasons.
00:29:06This is not a test of friendship, this game we're playing.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:11It's $200,000 that you could very well use yourself.
00:29:16Tonight was traumatizing, but at the end of the day, I'm playing for myself, I'm playing
00:29:22for my son, and I have to do what I have to do to win this thing.
00:29:27I respect so much the strength you had to do that.
00:29:31It was very villainy.
00:29:34She don't deserve the win.
00:29:36Are you going to go sit at the table with them?
00:29:37She don't deserve it.
00:29:39No, I'm number two on their shit list.
00:29:43But you definitely shouldn't.
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:47Well, I guess it's my bedtime, fellas.
00:29:50Well, that super bed isn't going to sleep in itself.
00:29:52I might have to come in there and get a glimpse.
00:29:54Yeah, you should.
00:29:55So I can learn some new poses when I go back home.
00:29:58That's right.
00:30:04Nope.
00:30:09I'm sure Plane wants camera time.
00:30:13I'm sleeping with my aunties.
00:30:16My aunties.
00:30:25Mallory, what is up?
00:30:28It's Tom Sandoval.
00:30:29May you have all the luck and happiness of life can hold.
00:30:33But may all your rainbows lead to a positive goal.
00:30:36Cheers to you, Mallory.
00:30:38And happy birthday.
00:30:49Good morning.
00:30:49Good morning.
00:30:50How are you?
00:30:50I don't get makeup on you.
00:30:51I'm good.
00:30:52I have to get some coffee.
00:30:53There is coffee in there.
00:30:54I don't know who made it, but it's been brewing fabric.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:58Oh, shoot.
00:30:59I go out to the crew coffee and take theirs.
00:31:02You too.
00:31:05Cast walking.
00:31:07Cast walking.
00:31:09Cast walking.
00:31:10Uh-oh.
00:31:11What's going on here?
00:31:12Just getting some coffee.
00:31:13Coffee.
00:31:13You can't have you guys in here.
00:31:14You can't?
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:17See, if he wasn't in there, we could have snuck it.
00:31:19I did it last time.
00:31:20Nobody was in there.
00:31:26Isn't it so hard to find things?
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:28I know.
00:31:29Shit's everywhere.
00:31:30Everywhere.
00:31:31Last night, I got screwed by the person I love the most in the house, that I trusted the
00:31:37most.
00:31:37She crushed me, but I raised my kids to fight, to never give up.
00:31:42And this goal of winning this $200,000, I'm going to fucking fight for it.
00:31:47Mom.
00:31:47I am fucking not happy right now.
00:31:51Can I talk to you?
00:31:53Yes.
00:31:53I was up fucking all night.
00:31:55Didn't sleep, obviously.
00:31:57You shut that shit down, I'm going to be honest.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:31:59I mean, because everybody assumed, oh, Drita, that's her girl, that's your guy's girl.
00:32:03I know.
00:32:03But I said, if she picks Drita, she's cutting her chances down quite a bit because everybody
00:32:09loves both.
00:32:10This was not like, yay, let me tell Drita this, and then let me do the opposite.
00:32:13That's not what happened.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:14I was shaking, like, because I, I was so uncomfortable.
00:32:19I'm telling you, Drita is the only one that has not been on the hit list this entire time.
00:32:24I've been up there fucking twice.
00:32:26I've been pawned, I've been fucking betrayed, I've been put between people, like, I've been
00:32:31getting gangbanged, and I am still here now.
00:32:34Christine, you have people, I don't care, you have it, and I'm so proud of you, where
00:32:38you are now, and I will stand with you, and go in there, bitch, you did this, badass.
00:32:44Okay, now I need you to put your big girl pants on, and you need to win this motherfucker.
00:32:49I knew of all people, Jackie would understand how to play a game.
00:32:53I mean, after all, she is a basketball wife.
00:32:55You're gonna be fine, okay?
00:32:57Hearing her say that she's gonna vote for me, I'm feeling really confident.
00:33:00Don't you worry about it, I'm glad you got me.
00:33:07Villain.
00:33:08What?
00:33:08It is time to get ready for your final redemption challenge.
00:33:11Please dress like you're going to a fancy awards show.
00:33:16That's not happening.
00:33:17That is never happening.
00:33:19But do it anyway.
00:33:21Fancy?
00:33:22Okay, I can do that.
00:33:26I don't know where any of my fucking underwear is.
00:33:29I think I left my tits in the hotel.
00:33:32Can you go to Plain Jane's Hotel and pick up her breasts?
00:33:39How are you guys?
00:33:40Hello, boys.
00:33:41Look at y'all.
00:33:43Holy.
00:33:45And the Oscar goes to...
00:33:48Thank you, thank you.
00:33:52Villains.
00:33:53Uh-oh.
00:33:54It is time to depart for your final redemption challenge.
00:33:58Prepare your buttocks for their SUV ride into the sunset.
00:34:02Banish villains, get in one car, and the final five, please take another.
00:34:07We can't have any cross-contamination.
00:34:10I have butterflies in my stomach because I want to be in the final so bad.
00:34:15Season one was a bust.
00:34:17I went home way too soon.
00:34:21Season two, I lasted pretty long.
00:34:26New York and Larsa, you have lost the challenge and also lost on your chance at $200,000.
00:34:33I'm not about to let history repeat itself.
00:34:36I am here to win this motherfucker.
00:34:39Princess Diana's not here yet.
00:34:41Are we going to be indoor or outdoor?
00:34:43Indoor.
00:34:43Is she okay?
00:34:44Of course she's okay.
00:34:45She's just allowed to take forever.
00:34:47I mean, we've had five hours.
00:34:49Hi, guys.
00:34:53Listen, I don't want this car ride to be awkward or weird, so let's just, like, talk and have fun,
00:34:59you know?
00:34:59Like, we don't need to talk about anything serious, but, you know, I feel like it's a funeral.
00:35:17I feel like it's a funeral.
00:35:31Thank God.
00:35:32Yeah, we had to talk.
00:35:33I got a challenge to pay attention to.
00:35:35Let's see what happens.
00:35:36If there's one fucking thing I'm going to say and I'm going to say nothing, I don't win, I will
00:35:40make sure you lose.
00:35:43Drita really needs to shut the fuck up because this is a house of villains, and you have to do
00:35:48what is best for your strategy and your gameplay.
00:35:52So, Christine deciding to put up her roommate, I liked it.
00:35:56It made me salivate.
00:35:58I'd rather lose with integrity than win and be a piece of shit.
00:36:02And remember those words because that's me.
00:36:09From Burbank, California, the Academy of Overly Dramatic Arts and People Who Don't Know Sciences welcomes Joel McHale.
00:36:25Hello, villains, and welcome to the biggest night in the valley, the Backstabbies.
00:36:33All the huge celebrities are out tonight, just not in this room.
00:36:38I look around, and it is a who's who of who the hell is that.
00:36:43All right, now let's welcome our competing villains, fucking Drita, New York, and the goatee whose wish to become a
00:36:50real boy came true, Paul.
00:36:53All right, guys.
00:36:54This is the most pivotal do-or-die moment in the entire season.
00:36:58Like, if you lose, you're done.
00:37:00If you win, you get that spot in the final three.
00:37:03I need to be both New York and Drita, because I actually think I stand a chance at winning this
00:37:08whole thing if I do.
00:37:09Jackie, how does the show look in 3D?
00:37:13John.
00:37:16Paul, New York, Drita, this is obviously your final redemption challenge.
00:37:22Everyone received an awards ballot and filled them out in private.
00:37:25When I read an award category, you three will guess which villain won that award based on how everyone in
00:37:33the house voted.
00:37:34The villain who guesses the most award categories correctly wins this challenge and joins Christine and Kate at our final
00:37:41banishment ceremony tonight,
00:37:43where we will crown the winner of House of Villains Season 3.
00:37:47If Drita wins this redemption challenge, this big move last night was for nothing.
00:37:52So I do not want Drita to win.
00:37:54New York and Paul, I can handle.
00:37:57But Drita, no.
00:37:58The first category is, who is the last person you'd want as a challenge partner?
00:38:06Are your answers locked in?
00:38:08Paul, who did you pick?
00:38:09I picked New York.
00:38:11Softie.
00:38:12New York, who did you pick?
00:38:13Me.
00:38:18Drita, who did you pick?
00:38:20New York.
00:38:21And the winner is...
00:38:25New York.
00:38:29Come here, this way.
00:38:30This way.
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:32The next category is, who is the most likely to buy followers?
00:38:36This is based on what you think everyone in the house voted.
00:38:39Right, okay.
00:38:40Have you bought any followers, Jackie?
00:38:42I've never bought followers.
00:38:44That's the one thing I'm too cheap to.
00:38:46I'll take that money and go to Target instead.
00:38:47Paul, I put Christine.
00:38:51You can see Christine wants to kill you now from the smile on her face.
00:38:55New York, who did you pick?
00:38:57Christine.
00:38:58Drita, who's the most likely to buy followers?
00:39:02I was gonna say Christine, and I changed my mind and put Tom.
00:39:06Christine definitely buys followers.
00:39:09But then I thought of, who loves themselves even, maybe more than Christine?
00:39:13I am the enemy!
00:39:17Tom would buy followers.
00:39:18The villain most likely to buy followers is...
00:39:24Tom.
00:39:30I selected Tom because I looked up Tom on Instagram.
00:39:33He has one million followers.
00:39:35Those cannot all be fucking real.
00:39:36And if they are, they're real, but they're real fucking stupid.
00:39:40The next award is the biggest crybaby.
00:39:43The biggest crybaby.
00:39:46Drita, who did you say?
00:39:47Me.
00:39:48New York, biggest crybaby.
00:39:51I'm gonna say Christine.
00:39:52Christine.
00:39:53Paul, who did you put?
00:39:54I put Ashley.
00:39:56What the fuck?
00:39:59I never fucking cry.
00:40:01That's not true.
00:40:01They already know that I came here feeling insecure.
00:40:04I don't want my mommy.
00:40:08In the category of biggest crybaby, the winner is...
00:40:14Drita.
00:40:16Yes!
00:40:16Forbidden slice.
00:40:18I keep looking at you, right?
00:40:19I wish you were with me.
00:40:21Drita has three.
00:40:23New York and Paul each have won.
00:40:25The next award is...
00:40:27Can't land a joke.
00:40:28And you're not allowed to say me.
00:40:30Don't worry, it's not you.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32New York, who did you put?
00:40:34The chicken finger, Tyson.
00:40:36He just tells too many of them at once.
00:40:38So which one do you laugh at?
00:40:39And which one do you ignore?
00:40:41It can't plop.
00:40:42Too many.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44Drita, who did you put?
00:40:45I also put Tyson.
00:40:47All right, Paul, who did you put?
00:40:48I was gonna put Tyson, but then I switched it over to Tom.
00:40:51Why Tom?
00:40:53Because, you know, sometimes Tyson's jokes land.
00:40:57And the award for can't land a joke goes to...
00:41:03Tyson.
00:41:03The award does go to Tyson.
00:41:06Hell yeah.
00:41:08Drita has four.
00:41:09New York has two.
00:41:11Paul has one.
00:41:12With three rounds left, Paul, if you don't get this next one correct, you are eliminated.
00:41:17Not just from this game, but from the entire competition.
00:41:21Should have gone with my gut, because it's Tyson who's always saying these stupid jokes.
00:41:26This sucks ass.
00:41:27Our next award is in the category of the most likely to be excluded from the group chat when the
00:41:34season is over.
00:41:38New York, who did you put?
00:41:40I know this person very well.
00:41:42Uh, myself.
00:41:43Are you on group chats with the previous two cast?
00:41:46Oh, absolutely not.
00:41:48All right, well, that's consistent.
00:41:50Paul.
00:41:51Um, I put Christine.
00:41:52Drita, who did you put?
00:41:54Well, this was tricky, but I did put Tyson.
00:41:58Why Tyson?
00:41:59He was manipulating a lot of people.
00:42:02They found out that he was manipulating them.
00:42:04So I don't think they would be, like, so joyous to add him to the group chat.
00:42:08Fuck you, Drita.
00:42:09All right, the most likely to be excluded from the group chat is...
00:42:15Kate.
00:42:16Oh!
00:42:17Kate, you were all wrong.
00:42:20Oh, my gosh.
00:42:21There's nothing better than leaving a group chat.
00:42:24It's so passive-aggressive.
00:42:26I left my own family's group chat once.
00:42:29Paul, you have been banished from the house of villains.
00:42:32Damn!
00:42:33Fuck!
00:42:34Maybe you could replace one of the cardboard people.
00:42:37Good job, Paul.
00:42:37You're in a good run, bro.
00:42:39I just can't seem to fucking get the endgame right.
00:42:42I feel like it's, like, my permanent lore to get so close, but just not quite.
00:42:48You know what I mean?
00:42:49That should be studied.
00:42:50All right, the score is Drita 4, New York 2.
00:42:54There are two categories left.
00:42:56Let's go, Drita.
00:42:57If Drita gets this right, she wins.
00:43:00The award is for Fakest.
00:43:03Ooh!
00:43:04Well, that's working.
00:43:06Who is the fakest?
00:43:08I wrote down Christine.
00:43:09It's obvious I feel that way.
00:43:11But this answer has to be the house of villains answer.
00:43:15All the villains.
00:43:16So I changed it to Tyson because I'm like, oh, he manipulated a lot of people here.
00:43:23And my gut said, you stick with your first initial response, and that was Christine.
00:43:29I was just like, let me go with my gut.
00:43:32New York, what's your answer?
00:43:33I mean, I just stop at lashes and wigs.
00:43:36But Plain Jane has fake titties.
00:43:39I don't know what she's talking about.
00:43:41Ass and everything else.
00:43:43Whatever you want to name.
00:43:44So my girl Plain Jane.
00:43:46Honey, these are real.
00:43:48Drita, what did you put?
00:43:50I put Christine.
00:43:52Why?
00:43:53Because she just truly showed me she was the fakest motherfucker I ever saw.
00:43:58If Drita gets this right, she wins.
00:44:02If New York gets it right and Drita doesn't, the game goes on.
00:44:06All right, here we go.
00:44:07The award for fakest in the house goes to...
00:44:15Christine.
00:44:15Yeah!
00:44:16Yeah!
00:44:20New York, you've been banished.
00:44:22For a third time.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Congratulations.
00:44:25Drita has won the challenge.
00:44:27Yeah.
00:44:28I may not have won again, but being a part of the house of villains has been a full circle
00:44:34moment in my career as a villain.
00:44:36This is a place that welcomes everything that you are, that people love to hate on you for.
00:44:42And it feels so good to be hated.
00:44:45I know.
00:44:46I know.
00:44:47It's going to be all right.
00:44:49Drita, you are the winner and will join Christine and Kate in the final three.
00:44:56Being in the final three with Drita, I am realizing I'm a little bit fucked, but maybe
00:45:02there's a chance that the voting jury will be voting for the best villain, not the best
00:45:07chef.
00:45:08But in the meantime, fuck everyone.
00:45:12And vote for me!
00:45:14All right, everyone.
00:45:16Back to the house.
00:45:17Nicely done.
00:45:18All right, you two!
00:45:19Woo!
00:45:24Hello?
00:45:25The wannabe Captain Hook.
00:45:26I really put this on you.
00:45:28Tiffany.
00:45:29Don't use my government name.
00:45:30You call me New York.
00:45:32You're right.
00:45:34Bye, bitches!
00:45:48What a beautiful feeling.
00:45:50Home sweet home, everybody.
00:45:52The last time it is.
00:45:55How do you feel?
00:45:56Good.
00:45:57How's it feel, Drita?
00:45:59I'm sitting here telling you I made it to the final three.
00:46:03How crazy is that?
00:46:04I went through the wringer in this house.
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08I watched my alliances leave the house one by one.
00:46:11I found myself alone, up against a lot of people, and all I did was go with my gut throughout
00:46:16the whole game.
00:46:17Should they give me the money because of that reason?
00:46:20We will see.
00:46:21We need drinks!
00:46:22A bottle of champagne or two never killed anyone.
00:46:26I'm over it.
00:46:28And by it, I mean being in this.
00:46:31Fug.
00:46:33Tried my best.
00:46:34Dude, that's all right.
00:46:35I knew you were going to win, but, like, you got a good run.
00:46:38Fuck you.
00:46:39I'm fine.
00:46:39God!
00:46:41Drita, Drita, Drita.
00:46:42Girl.
00:46:43You're a finalist, bitch.
00:46:44You win the NBA finals.
00:46:46I was nervous.
00:46:46I'm not going to lie.
00:46:47Drita, you did that shit, and you did it convincingly.
00:46:49Fucking badass.
00:46:54I don't feel like making drinks.
00:46:55You shouldn't have to, dude.
00:46:57There's no reason to.
00:46:58They can't vote you out.
00:46:59I'm so happy about this vote.
00:47:01I get to feel fucking great about who I'm fucking voting for.
00:47:04I'm going to give the most heartfelt Love Island speech for Drita.
00:47:09From the first day, I walked in to this villa.
00:47:13This not villa.
00:47:14I mean, house.
00:47:17It's hard for me because Christine was a total villain by not saving her best friend, Drita,
00:47:23at the end.
00:47:24And Kate was probably the best competitor in here.
00:47:26And then Drita is the only one who didn't do anyone dirty in the house.
00:47:30I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do.
00:47:33Honestly, I would rather be at a funeral right now than vote to give someone else $200,000.
00:47:40I'm still a villain, and I don't give a damn about those other bitches who voted me out.
00:47:46Sorry.
00:47:49Well, not voted me out, but they wanted me out.
00:47:51You know.
00:47:51We only have eight votes.
00:47:53Eight votes.
00:47:54Tom and Tyson are not voting for Drita.
00:47:57You think?
00:47:57I mean, Drita has outspoken about how she hates Tyson.
00:48:00In the game.
00:48:01Groud about that part.
00:48:02And then Tom, he's going to go whatever Tyson does.
00:48:05Tells him to.
00:48:06Well, let's see if any of these girls come over and ask us how we're voting, because I'm
00:48:10not going to go to them.
00:48:11Yeah.
00:48:13Where is everybody?
00:48:14Hello?
00:48:15Hello.
00:48:16Oh, hi.
00:48:17Drita might have a friend or two on the jury, but I played a better game.
00:48:20I've been through the trenches.
00:48:22I've been put up.
00:48:23I've been supervillain twice.
00:48:25I have been kicking ass, and she's what?
00:48:27Been in the kitchen stirring meatballs?
00:48:29Like, can't relate.
00:48:31Are they, like, saying I'm nervous?
00:48:34Well, I don't know.
00:48:36I mean, for me, obviously, like, I love you, but I have, like, a personal relationship with
00:48:42all three of you.
00:48:43Yeah, totally.
00:48:43I have to think.
00:48:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:46Obviously, people love Drita, but are people going to vote for somebody who they love, or
00:48:52are they going to vote for, you know, a villain who's a game that they respect?
00:48:58And honestly, like, I personally am leaning towards you, because I think you slay.
00:49:05Yeah, I think you rule.
00:49:06This is the house of villains.
00:49:07Yeah.
00:49:08And the fiercest bitch.
00:49:09This is her spin.
00:49:10So I appreciate that.
00:49:12How are you feeling?
00:49:13I feel great.
00:49:13We don't have to say who we're voting for, but who are you leaning to?
00:49:16I'll tell you.
00:49:16Drita.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18He's been team Christine the whole time.
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:20I've been cool with her.
00:49:21What have you found that's making you not want to fuck with her right now?
00:49:24This is $200,000 on the fucking line.
00:49:28Like, you could give it to her, and she might date you, or you can give it to Drita, and
00:49:31she's going to hate you forever.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:33Well, Drita, right?
00:49:34Ever see her in life?
00:49:35We're cool.
00:49:36She's going to treat you like family.
00:49:37I see Christine.
00:49:39Oh, hey.
00:49:40You were on what show with me?
00:49:45Christine's like my little sister, and I told her earlier today, I'll give you my vote.
00:49:49If I can compel you, I'll vote for you to do it.
00:49:52But I'm going to be honest, it's going to be a motherfucking toss-up.
00:49:54I have to see how I feel.
00:49:57Can I just, like, talk to you guys for a sec?
00:49:59Sure.
00:49:59How are you guys feeling?
00:50:01Good.
00:50:01Good.
00:50:02How are you feeling?
00:50:03I feel great.
00:50:04Huh?
00:50:04I feel great.
00:50:05I do.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:05So I think you have an option, and you can vote with someone who is likable, or someone
00:50:13who is likable and played a game.
00:50:16That's up to you.
00:50:17That's all.
00:50:17Right.
00:50:17I knew of all people, you'd understand it.
00:50:20And you would too, Tom, obviously.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24But I love you guys.
00:50:25You guys are great.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:27Right.
00:50:27All three of these women played very different games, and there is merit to all three of their
00:50:33styles.
00:50:34Christine made the most villainous move of the season by putting up her best friend,
00:50:37Drita.
00:50:38Drita didn't cross anybody the whole season, and then when Christine finally tried to get
00:50:44rid of her, she won the redemption challenge to get back into the game.
00:50:48And then you have Kate, who almost got banished early, and then one supervillain twice in a
00:50:53row, and took swings at the biggest targets in the house.
00:50:57I think whoever explains their strategy and showed why they did the things that they did will win
00:51:02my vote.
00:51:03What's up, Johnny?
00:51:04You guys going to throw the pot on this one?
00:51:05I think it's actually going to be close.
00:51:07You do?
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08Between who?
00:51:08Well, I figure you're not voting for Drita.
00:51:11Am I?
00:51:12I'm going to listen to what everybody has to say, and if somebody gives the speech of a
00:51:16lifetime, then I would vote for that person.
00:51:18As much as I feel like I know Paul, you'd be a wild card, too.
00:51:21Congrats.
00:51:22Congrats to you.
00:51:23Third and fourth place.
00:51:24I did my best.
00:51:25We're all just doing the best we can.
00:51:27And then New York is a wild card.
00:51:28Absolutely.
00:51:29I think that everybody's pretty much made up their mind.
00:51:32One thing for sure, Drita is not getting my vote.
00:51:36Drita was the mom of the house, and she was really trying to fatten us all up, and I can't
00:51:40respect that.
00:51:41This is House of Villains, not Hansel and Gretel.
00:51:44I haven't even consulted with the house.
00:51:46The house doesn't consult with me.
00:51:48I'm going to go with my gut, and I know what to do.
00:51:49Same with you?
00:51:50Yes.
00:51:50Perfect.
00:51:51New York has voted for the strategist.
00:51:54She voted for Wes the second season.
00:51:55I can see her voting for Kate and her roommates.
00:51:58Do you guys have any reason to not want Drita to win?
00:52:00I don't like the fact that the entire game, she's just been going around telling everybody,
00:52:05yelling about how me and Tyson are scamming all the time.
00:52:08It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
00:52:11I mean, what she seemed to hit the end was sort of impressive, especially on the screw
00:52:15things, but I'd rather see her win.
00:52:18Drita winning tonight will literally feel like I walked away victorious, but right now,
00:52:23it's a toss-up.
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25I honestly really don't know.
00:52:29Villains, time to get ready for your final banishment ceremony.
00:52:35Who the fuck?
00:52:36Let me help you.
00:52:37Yeah, I need help.
00:52:39You want it this tight, motherfucker?
00:52:40You can't loosen it up?
00:52:43Is there anything else I can do for you guys right now before this big, stressful season
00:52:48finale moment?
00:52:48Can I talk to you for a sec?
00:52:52I wanted to make sure you were aware that this is your time to have your conversations.
00:52:56I'm not going to have those conversations.
00:52:59Why the fuck would I go sit with Tyson and Tom, two bitches telling each other, yeah, exactly.
00:53:07Yeah, exactly.
00:53:08Did you really push one out?
00:53:10I'd be like, so just so we're clear, you're not going to vote for me to win because you're
00:53:15so mad?
00:53:15Okay, great.
00:53:16I actually think it's worse for your show.
00:53:18I'm building suspense.
00:53:33It is time to select the third season supervillain for the very last time.
00:53:40This final banishment won't be easy.
00:53:43I feel like I played an amazing game, but Kate and Drita also did the same.
00:53:48But no matter what, I feel so proud of myself.
00:53:51I really, really do.
00:53:52I for sure thought I was only going to be here for a week.
00:53:57And it just goes to show, like, you really can do anything you put your mind to.
00:54:14Here they are.
00:54:17Drita.
00:54:18Hi.
00:54:18Loser.
00:54:20Loser.
00:54:22Loser.
00:54:22Hey, no.
00:54:23Loser.
00:54:24Good morning, Jewel.
00:54:25Loser.
00:54:25Good morning.
00:54:26Hey, Joel.
00:54:28Hey, loser.
00:54:30Loser.
00:54:30Holy Lord.
00:54:32Loser.
00:54:33Up there, Christine.
00:54:35All right, banished.
00:54:36Banished losers.
00:54:39Well, hello, villains.
00:54:40Hi, Joel.
00:54:41Here we go.
00:54:42Welcome to your final banishment ceremony.
00:54:45We came to find out who is the best villain in reality TV show history for a third time.
00:54:52Paul, in New York, you competed in the final redemption challenge earlier today and were banished from the game.
00:54:59Speaking of game, it looks like Paul will be hunting some later.
00:55:05I'm sorry.
00:55:07I'm sorry.
00:55:07I'm sorry.
00:55:08Jackie's my new favorite.
00:55:09Oh, no.
00:55:10You're killing me.
00:55:11Thank you, Geordi LaForge.
00:55:14Eliminated villains, tonight, the power is in your hands.
00:55:19Either Christine, Kate, or Drita will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain and win $200,000.
00:55:29It is such a crazy thing to be smack dab in the middle of my two roommates.
00:55:35Who would have thought they're in the finals?
00:55:38It is time for the villains' final pleas.
00:55:41Why should they vote for you to win $200,000 and the title of ultimate supervillain?
00:55:49Let's start with Drita.
00:55:51There are so many types of villains, and we got them all in this room.
00:55:55You got calculated, smart, undercover, and then you got me, the one that tries to hide the villain that pops
00:56:05out when jerk-offs appear.
00:56:06Not taking shit to me is a mad villain, right?
00:56:10Villains ain't scared of fucking nobody.
00:56:12Somebody did me dirty.
00:56:13I straight up shot that down.
00:56:16I call it how it is.
00:56:17I say some shit.
00:56:18I say it to your face.
00:56:19That's my villain side of me.
00:56:21I will call you out if you fuck with me.
00:56:24Period.
00:56:25Christine?
00:56:26I didn't want to risk sounding like cord salad, which I know I always do, Kate.
00:56:30So I did write something that I do want to read because I didn't want to forget it.
00:56:36Oh, my gosh.
00:56:37That long-ass piece of paper, I'm not standing here and listening to that bullshit.
00:56:40I just didn't want to forget it, okay?
00:56:42I just didn't want to forget it.
00:56:45Oh, girl.
00:56:46A fellow villain who I respect once told me, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:56:53Another fellow villain once told me, energy doesn't lie.
00:57:02These two things can be true at once.
00:57:05A great villain is someone who shows everyone everything.
00:57:11It's not about being calculated or evil, per se.
00:57:17Blaine, Jane, how are you?
00:57:19I'm good.
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21If you're just joining us, we are halfway through Christine's speech here.
00:57:26Joel, this is a lot of money, okay?
00:57:28Editors can edit however they want.
00:57:30I only get one.
00:57:31Don't just vote for who you like and who has your heart, but also who you like, who has your
00:57:38heart, and also whose game you like the most.
00:57:42That's it.
00:57:44Yeah, all right.
00:57:48Kate.
00:57:50Now, I will make it short for the sake of her speech, but I think what makes a great reality
00:57:56TV villain is a villain origin story, and I think I had that here.
00:58:03I'm very congenial when I'm not fighting for my life.
00:58:06I was just a little busy defending myself.
00:58:09I don't know a lot about sports, but if you do the math, like a batting average, I was
00:58:13on the back foot from the moment I moved in, where you guys all had alliances and your
00:58:17roommates, but I didn't have the support that y'all had.
00:58:20No offense to New York having you as a roommate, because you're like a cat.
00:58:24Right, and I love sardines.
00:58:25I get it.
00:58:26I was put up on the hit list.
00:58:27I won my way out.
00:58:29Kate!
00:58:31You are off the hit list.
00:58:33I'd like to thank me.
00:58:35I didn't have an alliance.
00:58:36I did it myself.
00:58:37And then I was put on the hit list again, and I won again.
00:58:42Congratulations, Kate.
00:58:44You are the supervillain.
00:58:45Oh, my God.
00:58:46Wow.
00:58:46You're off the hit list.
00:58:48I'd like to thank me.
00:58:49And so I think if you're going to base your vote off of who's the best villain game player,
00:58:56the stats according to sports or whatever would point to me.
00:59:01I'm very proud of my performance here, because I did more than play.
00:59:05I dominated.
00:59:06Oh, my gosh.
00:59:08I'm getting a little bit concerned because Kate's speech is pretty compelling.
00:59:13You know, if Drita wasn't up on that stage, shit, I would be voting for Kate.
00:59:17Spanish villains, the floor is officially yours.
00:59:21Any questions you would like to say to our villains?
00:59:24Drita, between these two, who should win and why?
00:59:26If you can't win, which one of these should?
00:59:30I would definitely not pick Christine.
00:59:32That's a fucking crazy-ass question.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:35Christine, which of these two would you choose to win and why?
00:59:38I would choose Kate, because she was playing the game.
00:59:40She was making moves.
00:59:42Kate?
00:59:43I think that Drita played a very long, subtle game.
00:59:47I would have loved to do that if I wasn't on the defense the entire time.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52Thank you, Walker, Texas Ranger.
00:59:55It is time to vote to see who's going to win $200,000 and win the title of ultimate supervillain.
01:00:06Because this is the finale, we are going to vote right here, live, in person.
01:00:11Oh!
01:00:11No!
01:00:13Don't do us like that!
01:00:14No!
01:00:15Don't do that!
01:00:15But first, you have to step out and lock in your votes for legal reasons.
01:00:20Oh, okay.
01:00:21All right, Jackie.
01:00:22Me?
01:00:22Yes.
01:00:23You.
01:00:23There's no other Jackie.
01:00:24Yes!
01:00:25Jackie, you go first.
01:00:44Johnny Middlebrooks, you are first.
01:00:46Who did you vote for?
01:00:47My vote goes to Drita.
01:00:50I love you.
01:00:51Plain Jane.
01:00:52It gave me a lot of pleasure, Christine, today to look you in the eyes and tell you that
01:00:56I was voting for you, knowing full well that I sure the fuck wasn't, because that's exactly
01:01:00what the fuck you did to me the day that I went home.
01:01:03For that reason, I voted for Drita to win.
01:01:07New York?
01:01:08I've been in this game for three seasons.
01:01:12I like a nasty-ass villain that don't give a fuck.
01:01:17All they see is the win for them.
01:01:20So my vote is for it.
01:01:25Christine.
01:01:31Kate played an amazing game.
01:01:35But at the same time, the fact that Christine really screwed Drita over, I just feel like
01:01:42nothing trumps that for me.
01:01:44I'm not roommate with New York next year.
01:01:46Tom, go ahead.
01:01:48Even though, at times, I felt like Drita and I were against each other, you inspired me.
01:01:53And I think you're a great super villain.
01:01:55Another vote for Drita.
01:01:56Drita, yes.
01:01:57Hell yeah!
01:01:59Yeah!
01:02:01Jackie?
01:02:02I wanna say my roommates, I love you both.
01:02:06We did this together.
01:02:10Drita, you got my vote.
01:02:13If Drita gets one more vote, she wins.
01:02:17Paul, who did you vote for?
01:02:20Christine, I wanna tell you that making an alliance with your roommate, taking them to
01:02:25the end and cutting them out is a fucking villainous move.
01:02:30You would have had my vote had you just owned it.
01:02:36Now, Kate and Drita, I was like this.
01:02:40You got shots fired at you, you fired those shots back, and you're a cold, ice cold bitch.
01:02:47Like straight up.
01:02:48But I never considered taking a shot at Drita, and I don't think anybody else did either.
01:02:54However, until the very end, where she did get blindsided by her roommate, and fought
01:03:00her way back, that to me, that gets my vote.
01:03:06Your vote's for Drita, right?
01:03:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:09Okay, okay.
01:03:10Great, great.
01:03:12Congratulations, Drita!
01:03:15You are America's ultimate super villain!
01:03:24I don't think anybody on the jury is really that happy for whoever won.
01:03:29We're just happier to take it away from the people we dislike more.
01:03:33And that's, in a sense, what a TV villain is.
01:03:37I don't get joy from winning.
01:03:40I get joy from watching other people lose.
01:03:44You do the shit for your daughter, you buy her that fucking car, you hear me?
01:03:48I want suckers!
01:03:50I want seven to one!
01:03:51I love this crowd, this is a new crowd.
01:03:53I heard they got mad money this year.
01:04:02I have no regrets.
01:04:03If I'm being honest, which I am always, unfortunately, I think I played a better game than Drita.
01:04:11I do.
01:04:12So, fuck everyone.
01:04:13I did a damn good job.
01:04:15Drita, you won $200,000.
01:04:17You are the ultimate super villain.
01:04:19You could make a speech, and then send them through their televisions.
01:04:22Kate, I knew, I knew that you'd be tough and good.
01:04:28So, I did a line with you.
01:04:30Christine?
01:04:32Fuck you!
01:04:35Fuck you!
01:04:37Much of fucking jealous skinks, all of them.
01:04:48You know what?
01:04:50I got my loyalty to everyone.
01:04:54It's not easy to get it in return, and I got it in return tenfold.
01:04:58Go, Drita!
01:05:00The House of Villains has a new queen.
01:05:05Well, that's House of Villains season three, everybody.
01:05:08Thanks for watching.
01:05:09I hope we outrate traitors.
01:05:11And don't forget to always spay and neuter your villains.
01:05:14Congrats, Drita!
01:05:21Is this what it's like to be in the bachelor limo after you're eliminated?
01:05:24I'm excited.
01:05:26You're so happy, I'm excited.
01:05:29This is what you're doing.
01:05:30You're so happy.
01:05:31You're so happy.
01:05:31You
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