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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:39I'm in public.
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:55That's all.
00:57You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You've already got to die.
01:05You can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:51Good job!
01:57Give you an A
01:59A golden star
02:00You think I'm clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made travel
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Good you wanna put me
02:30Well done, I'm flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Well done, I'm flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:33Well done, I'm having a lot of games
02:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:54Your heart at night
02:56Hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:11How you wanna do
03:17I'm here
03:20I can't feel
03:20to you
03:20I'm in the wind
03:21You realize
03:23I feel so
03:24I want to get out soon
03:26Oh see
03:36I know
03:38I know
05:08How about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys, and I'll see you next time.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, no, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22No, you come here.
09:23It's the one.
09:25It's the one.
09:33It's the one.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:17Oh, wow.
10:21Now, please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:12Oh, my God.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:04Oh, my God.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, my God.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08I don't even know what.
14:09Bronze medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:46Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What a embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:12Je des boules dans Paris
15:19Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la peau
15:26Mille
15:27Le cœur encore endormi
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43They fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Just don't for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42He's looking for a little if they're worn.
16:47He's looking for a little if it's ruined.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to know what you're doing.
18:41You're welcome.
18:50You're welcome.
18:52You're welcome.
18:56You won't win.
18:59You won't win.
19:01You won't win.
19:03You won't win.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not?
19:06Not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12This is not a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed you in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when I am.
19:23Our brother was traumatized.
19:25Our brother was traumatized.
19:25Our brother was traumatized.
19:26What is it?
19:29What is it?
19:31You're a captain.
19:32You're always looking for someone who is wrong.
19:42Who is it?
19:46Your mother?
19:47Your mother?
19:48She can't do it.
19:49What do you want to do?
19:53No, my mother.
19:56My mother.
20:00My mother.
20:03My mother.
20:05My mother.
20:06My mother.
20:08Where are you?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20We need to go.
20:21We need to go.
20:24We need to go.
20:25We need to meet the minister.
20:28We need to meet the minister.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34Are you ready?
20:36All of the ministry, is you?
20:40We need to go here.
20:43We need to stay here.
20:45We need to relax.
20:46We need to be ready for America.
20:48We have to work good.
20:50Good, good, good, good.
20:52It's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59You're too much talking about it.
21:04You're too much talking about it.
21:08You're too much talking about it.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking about it.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16You're too much talking about it.
21:18You're too much talking about it.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28I'd like you to remember it.
21:31I want you to drink.
21:33I want you to drink.
21:34I want you to drink.
21:52Dovnynky, or I...
21:58Dovnynky, Sash.
22:05I think you were bad playing.
22:07I but I want you to say goodbye, but I know that you didn't watch any of it.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I know that, I will blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:26It doesn't mean to me.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29You're a idiot, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02He's traumatized.
23:04You can't get it.
23:05You can't get it to the world that you've seen before.
23:11You can't get it.
23:14You can't get it.
23:16You can get it.
23:17You can win whoever you want.
23:18On the West, Chicago, Chicago.
23:20Not that much before.
23:21In the final, it seems to be all, it's San Francisco.
23:25They are good and too young.
23:28So you win a year later, than I had a year before with my father.
23:36No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38You should have to be perfect.
23:41You should have to be perfect.
23:43You should have to be perfect.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Girls are just beautiful.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French people.
24:24Yeah?
24:26Yeah, Ilya?
24:56It's my head.
25:08It's my head.
25:11It's my head.
25:13It's my head.
25:16It's my head.
25:18It's my head.
25:22It's my head.
25:28It's my head.
25:34It's my head.
25:36It's my head.
25:39It's my head.
25:49It's my head.
25:52It's my head.
25:54It's my head.
26:03It's my head.
26:06I'm looking.
26:08It's my head.
26:08It's my head.
26:22Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:30What? What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:08seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to
27:48hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, none.
28:42You're the fucking best, all-ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking around.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He chose the kids.
29:03And obviously, the time on it.
29:30Literally hundreds of times.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40What the fuck were you on in five seconds?
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:33What the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:58I want you to suck my dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:50what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe maybe do more than you suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it ah so being boring is is genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:45if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:27i'm in this position
34:57congratulations
34:59thank you
35:01now take off your clothes
35:04you're such an asshole
35:08you're such a great Heck
35:22thank you
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:25Good.
36:27Good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show it for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41What?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54Oh no.
36:54Oh no.
36:58You see what the so gonna want?
37:00Oh no.
37:10Oh no.
37:19I know.
37:22You see it.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23you i need you
38:50so
38:58so
38:59so
39:00so
39:00so
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Bye, Hollander.
41:01Bye, Hollander.
41:03Bye.
41:05Bye, Hollander.
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