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00:10I'm Jim Jefferies, welcome to the One Percent Club, the show that brings the nation together
00:15as we celebrate our shared stupidity. Get a question wrong and you're out, but get them all
00:20right and you can take home up to $100,000.
00:27We have 100 players. Let's have a chat.
00:36Priscilla.
00:36Hi.
00:37G'day, Priscilla.
00:38How are you?
00:39I'm very good, thank you. I'm at work, a bit busy. How are you?
00:42Yeah, pretty good. Just chilling. I'm hanging out with you.
00:44What made you come on the show, Priscilla?
00:46I've actually blown my own mind when I watch it because I get quite a few questions right
00:52that I wouldn't think that I would.
00:54What would you do with the money?
00:56Well, hair, lashes, nails and brows are really expensive, so I'm going to spend it on that.
01:00You look like you've already spent the money on that.
01:02Yeah.
01:04But consistency is key.
01:05Well, I think you've done a good job depending on how old you are.
01:08How old do you think?
01:11Take a guess.
01:12Take a guess.
01:13What is it with women going?
01:15Be careful.
01:16Can I guess how much you weigh first?
01:18Yeah, go for it.
01:19Go for it.
01:20Go for it.
01:21You're in your 20s.
01:22Yeah.
01:23I'm going to go 28, 29.
01:2533.
01:2633.
01:27Nearly 33.
01:27Well, you weren't in your 20s.
01:29I know.
01:30If you're not in your bloody 20s, and obviously I'm going to lowball it because I don't want
01:33to be mean.
01:34I thought you looked bloody 40.
01:38Love you.
01:39Thanks, Priscilla.
01:41Jerry, how you doing, mate?
01:43Where are you from?
01:43Good, thanks.
01:43I'm from Sydney.
01:44What would you do with the money, mate?
01:46I'd go to Turkey and get a hair transplant.
01:48Put your head down a little bit so we can get it on the camera.
01:50The person behind me can see, for sure.
01:52Okay, has he got a patch?
01:55A little bit.
01:56A little bit.
01:56See?
01:57How old are you, Jerry?
01:5833.
01:5833.
01:59I got my first hair transplant around the same age.
02:02Actually.
02:02I've only ever had one.
02:04Yeah.
02:04All right.
02:05Well, good luck there.
02:06Karen?
02:07Yes, Jim?
02:09What would you do with the money?
02:10I think I'm going to buy a massage chair with zero gravity.
02:17Okay, that's not a thing on Earth.
02:19You understand that, right?
02:21There's nothing in the world that is zero gravity.
02:23We always have gravity.
02:25That's the new one, Jim, and it comes with the hot stone massage.
02:29Oh.
02:30Which is the best of both worlds.
02:33You're batshit crazy, Karen.
02:36Karen, are you here with anyone?
02:38Yes, I'm with my daughter, Ida.
02:41Oh, hello, Ida.
02:42G'day, Ida.
02:43You're Karen's daughter?
02:45I sure am.
02:48Has she always been like this?
02:50I want to say no.
02:52All right.
02:53Well, good luck to both of you.
02:55All right.
02:56We've met our players, and don't forget you can play along at home.
02:59All you have to do is download the app or just say the answers out loud in your living room.
03:03Now, here's how the game works.
03:06This show is not about what you know.
03:08It's about how you think.
03:101,000 everyday Aussies have had a crack at each of tonight's questions.
03:14Based on their answers, we've ranked them from the easy questions that 90% of the surveyed people answered correctly,
03:20all the way to the tough questions that only 1% of the people can get right.
03:25Are you good enough to join the 1% Club?
03:28Play along and find out.
03:33OK, if you're playing at home, good luck.
03:36For those of you here in the studio, we're giving you $1,000 each to start with.
03:41Get a question wrong and you're out.
03:44But get to the end and answer the 1% question correctly,
03:48and you can take home up to $100,000.
03:54Let's get started.
03:56This is the 90% question.
04:01Which of these Scotsmen is not quite right?
04:05You have 30 seconds to answer, and your time starts now.
04:16I tell you what, if the bloke on the left's kilt was any shorter,
04:19you could see his deep-fried Mars bath.
04:22And his hag- hag-as-s-s-s-s.
04:24Hag-eye, hag-it, hag-as-testicles.
04:35Five seconds.
04:41OK, time is up.
04:43Let's see who got it right.
04:57Two people out.
04:59If your light is off, you are out.
05:02Let's have a look at the answer.
05:04The answer is, of course, C.
05:07The last Scotsman has an extra leg.
05:10I don't know if he is Scottish.
05:11He looks Tasmanian to me.
05:14We lost two people.
05:16Oh, my goodness, Donna.
05:19Donna, what happened?
05:20What happened?
05:21What happened?
05:21I just went for the boy with the bow tie.
05:23I thought it wasn't quite matching.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27I didn't suit that leg.
05:30My kids are going to kill me.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33How far did you think you were going to go?
05:35I thought I'd get past the second.
05:38You were wrong.
05:39Yeah, I know.
05:40You were very wrong.
05:41I'm so embarrassed.
05:41Thankfully, you're not alone because we have our mate Jonathan here.
05:45Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.
05:47I don't want to look in your pants because you might have think that bloke looks normal.
05:50All of them were not right.
05:53Jonathan, are you a New Zealander?
05:55Yes, I am.
05:55Yeah, we can't expect him to get questions like that right.
06:01In New Zealand, that's a 5% question.
06:06Well, mate, it was nice talking to you.
06:09Won't be doing it again.
06:10You're out, Jonathan.
06:11I have to speak to someone now who got it right.
06:14Jacob, do you want to tell Jonathan and Donna how you came to the answer?
06:19What happened there?
06:19Well, I sort of looked at the colours of the kilts and then when I was looking at that,
06:24I was like, oh, that guy's got three legs.
06:26So I did that one.
06:27That really tipped it off for you.
06:29What would you do with the money, mate?
06:32Trying to go back to Edinburgh Fringe and it's getting damn expensive.
06:36So, yeah.
06:37You're a comedian or you like to go?
06:38Oh, you're a stand-up comedian.
06:39I'm a stand-up, yeah.
06:40I've been to the Edinburgh Fringe, I did it six, seven times or something like that.
06:43Best memories of my life.
06:44Oh, it's the best time.
06:45Happiest time of my life, I'm serious, playing the Edinburgh Fringe.
06:47Not like this miserable day.
06:51Well, I wish you the best of luck, mate.
06:52I hope you get to do that, all right?
06:54Karen, you look like the type of lady who can spot a third leg pretty quickly.
06:58Oh, yes, I do.
07:01I've been training hard.
07:08Now, those of you out of the game, your $1,000 stake goes into the prize pot.
07:13Let's ring it up.
07:19$2,000.
07:21$2,000, but we want more.
07:24Time for the 80% question.
07:30Which of the five vows is missing from this question?
07:34You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
07:4526 letters in the alphabet and only five of them are vows.
07:48That's a serious lack of representation.
07:51Mind you, those five seem to get all the work.
07:55It's diversity gone mad, I tell you.
08:04Five seconds.
08:10Okay, time is up.
08:12Let's see who got it right.
08:26Two more are out on that question.
08:28Let's have a look at the answer.
08:30The answer is, of course, A.
08:34Because that's the one missing.
08:38Tiana, you put AU.
08:40I know, I just lent on it and then...
08:42You lent on it and you put another vowel in.
08:44Yeah, like I was just like, oh.
08:46Yeah, don't believe you.
08:48Everyone else knew, except for Morgan.
08:53Hi.
08:54Hello, Morgan.
08:56What happened?
08:57You put AU as well.
08:58I did, which egg on my face.
09:02What do you do, Morgan?
09:03Not a great question, girl.
09:04I'm a primary school teacher.
09:08Are you worried that the kids are going to tease you?
09:12Yeah, mercilessly.
09:13Are you here with anyone, Morgan?
09:14I am.
09:15I'm here with my partner and my sister.
09:17Your partner and your sister.
09:19Where's your partner?
09:20G'day, mate.
09:21What's your name?
09:22Luke.
09:22Luke.
09:23Are you going to marry Morgan?
09:25Well, we're engaged, so yeah, you've got to follow through with it.
09:28And where's your sister?
09:29Just across from you.
09:31G'day, Hayley.
09:32Hi, Jim.
09:32How are you?
09:32How are you doing?
09:33I'm good.
09:33How are you?
09:34I'm good.
09:34Did you find it easy?
09:36I did, yeah.
09:36You did.
09:37Sorry, Morgz.
09:38Are you upset with Morgz?
09:39I was expecting her to go pretty fast, so I think I'm surprised more than anything.
09:42You know what I like?
09:44When you name her, you actually take a vowel out.
09:46There's no A in Morgz.
09:48There's no A in Morgz.
09:51Let's see what that does to our prize pot.
09:58We went up two grand.
10:04Who wants another question?
10:08This is the 70% question.
10:13What one-word title of a classic 80s film is this the code for?
10:20You have 30 seconds to answer, and your time starts now.
10:26Ah, the 80s.
10:28Movies like Goonies, Stand By Me, E.T., Home Alone, Big.
10:33Back when kids would go missing for weeks and no one noticed.
10:37Now, I take a kid for two hours, and they put out an Amber Alert.
10:42But I know how to trick them.
10:45I've stopped stealing kids called Amber.
10:54Okay, time is up.
10:56Let's see who got it right after the break.
11:00Stick around, and we'll see who has a shot of winning up to $100,000 on The One Percent Club.
11:17Welcome back to The One Percent Club.
11:19After two questions, we've eliminated four contestants,
11:22whilst 96 are still competing for up to $100,000.
11:28We left you on the 70% question, which is this question here about the bug.
11:33Let's see who got it right.
11:35Let's see who got it right after the bug.
11:5111.
11:52We lost 11.
11:53I thought that question was a layup.
11:56Let's have a look at the answer.
11:57The answer is, of course, Beetlejuice.
12:03Beetlejuice.
12:04Oh, I won't say it a third time.
12:0811.
12:10I'm shocked.
12:12Joe.
12:14G'day, Joe.
12:15G'day.
12:15You wrote Green Smoothie.
12:18Yep.
12:20From the classic 80s movie, Green Smoothie.
12:25You never heard of the movie Beetlejuice?
12:27Well, I have, but I never watched it.
12:29Well, you can watch it on your tablet now,
12:31because you're not going to be doing anything for the rest of the game.
12:35All right.
12:35All right, Joe.
12:36It was good having you here, mate.
12:37Cheers, Tim.
12:38But you're out.
12:39Let's talk to someone who got it right.
12:41Elva.
12:42Hello.
12:42G'day.
12:43That's a fun name, Elva.
12:44Yes, I got Elvis a lot growing up.
12:46Yeah.
12:47And Alvin, Elvira.
12:48All right.
12:49Well, have you got any hobbies?
12:50I do.
12:51I'm a leaf blower.
12:55A leaf?
12:56Like, are you a gardener?
12:57I do not.
12:58I actually can make a tune out of a leaf.
13:01Can we see this?
13:02Well, do you want to do it with me?
13:03I've got to.
13:05All right.
13:05If you teach me.
13:06All right.
13:07Okay.
13:08So what do I?
13:09Oh.
13:09Fold it in half.
13:10Okay.
13:11And you give it a slight squeeze and you blow through the stem of the leaf.
13:26All right.
13:26Go home.
13:27All right.
13:28All right.
13:28I think.
13:30All right.
13:31Okay.
13:32One more go.
13:45Well done.
13:47Ah.
13:49I used to have a real career, you know.
13:54All right.
13:54We lost some players.
13:56Let's have a look at the prize pot.
13:58Ring it up.
14:01Now we're getting some money.
14:03We're getting some money, but it's not enough money.
14:07Here is the 60% question.
14:13Which of these patterns will take you to an Australian city?
14:17You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
14:28Does anyone here remember ANSET mystery flights?
14:32You'd take off on a plane and you'd land in a mystery city.
14:37That was always Canberra.
14:46Five seconds.
14:52Okay.
14:52Your time is up.
14:54Let's see who got it right.
15:08We lost four people out.
15:10Pretty good.
15:10Pretty good.
15:11We only lost four.
15:12Let's check the answer.
15:14The answer is A.
15:15There you go.
15:17Spells out the word Melbourne.
15:20That actual bit there looks like when I try to do a hook turn in Melbourne.
15:26Donna Marie.
15:30I knew it was one of these ones and I went M-E-L and then I got confused.
15:36So I started from E-N-R-U and then I panicked and I just pressed D.
15:42You panicked and you pressed D?
15:45Yeah.
15:45If you did D, it would be E-N-R-U-O.
15:51What town's that?
15:55I don't know.
15:56It was just another embarrassing moment in my life.
15:58Donna Marie, I've enjoyed talking to you, but you're done.
16:02Bye, Donna Marie.
16:04Priscilla, you're going well.
16:06I know.
16:07Did you think you'd get this far?
16:08Yeah.
16:08You did?
16:09Yeah.
16:09Has there been a question where you felt any tension, where you've gone,
16:12oh, this one's...
16:13Initially for this one, I was like, oh, but I got it in the end.
16:16Lena.
16:17Hi.
16:18How are you?
16:18Good.
16:19How are you?
16:19Good, thanks.
16:20How are you, Lena?
16:21You are a psychologist.
16:24I am.
16:25I don't like that.
16:26Really?
16:27Because it feels like you're reading me all the time.
16:30No, I think you're perfect just as you are.
16:33You don't know anything.
16:35What do you do for fun?
16:36Sometimes I do, when there's a new moon or a full moon,
16:39I will do a moon ceremony with either my girlfriends.
16:43Sometimes I get the kids to join in, maybe burn some stuff,
16:48maybe cast a few spells.
16:50Are you a witch?
16:52Witches get a bad rap, so I don't like the term witch.
16:54It's better than me pronouncing it differently.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Do you actually believe in spells?
16:59I did, when I was single many years ago,
17:04cast a spell to find the man of my dreams.
17:09And I did find a partner, but we're not together anymore.
17:14Oh, well, what's he up to these days?
17:17He's sitting right there.
17:22Damien?
17:23Damien, yeah.
17:24Look, I don't want to pass judgment.
17:27Man of your dreams?
17:30No, I'm sorry.
17:31I said sometimes they work.
17:33How many kids you got?
17:34Two.
17:35Two.
17:36So you have two children?
17:38Yep.
17:38At home?
17:39Yep.
17:39Who do you think they want to win?
17:45I mean in the divorce.
17:49I think they'd like to see and draw.
17:53You were the first divorced couple we've ever had on the show.
18:00This is the tensest room I've ever been in.
18:04All right.
18:04Well, good luck to both of you.
18:05I feel like you need it.
18:07All right.
18:08We're going to collect all the money from everyone who got it wrong
18:10and add it to the prize pot, meaning it is now at...
18:18That's $19,000.
18:22Congratulations to everyone who's still in the game because you've made it to the 50% question.
18:26It gets a lot trickier from here on in, so I'm going to help you out.
18:28Okay?
18:30You can now spend your $1,000 to buy a pass through to the next round.
18:34That money goes into the prize pot.
18:36Now, once you spend the money, it's gone and you can't use the pass on the 1% question.
18:42Now, for you playing at home on the app, you get a pass as well.
18:46Use it wisely or not.
18:48We don't really care about you.
18:49You're at home.
18:52Okay.
18:53Let's move on.
18:54Here is the 50% question.
19:00The number 1,089 will read 9,801 when multiplied by what number?
19:09You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
19:21I couldn't do this one.
19:23I never learnt my 1,089 times table.
19:26It stopped at 12, bloody public school system.
19:33Ten seconds left.
19:38Five.
19:43Okay, your time is up.
19:46Let's see who got it right.
20:00We lost five players there.
20:03Let's check the answer.
20:05The answer is nine.
20:07Nine times 1,089 equals 9,801.
20:13Nine.
20:14Nine.
20:15Nine, which is what the German backpacker said to me when I asked to buy her a drink.
20:20Nine.
20:20Nine.
20:22She must be a drunk.
20:23Nine drinks.
20:24I get that now.
20:25I get that now.
20:26Rikki, you used your pass.
20:28I had nine sitting there as an answer and then I just went through it, went through it and
20:34talked myself out of it and just went, I'm not going to be that guy that didn't use it.
20:37So I just pressed it.
20:38Yeah, well, that's what they're there for.
20:39That's what they're there for.
20:40Priscilla, did you get it right?
20:41Yes.
20:42Just copy her from now on, mate.
20:44Shall we do that?
20:45I have no.
20:45It was a guess.
20:46It was a guess for me.
20:48Jerry, you used your pass as well, brother.
20:50I did.
20:51I had nine selected and I talked myself out of it.
20:53Numbers aren't your thing?
20:55Well, numbers aren't my thing.
20:56Words aren't my thing.
20:57None of this is my thing.
20:58I'm still here, so it's all right.
21:00You're Forrest Gump in your way through the whole episode.
21:03We'll see how much further we get.
21:04Yeah, mate.
21:05All right, you know what time it is.
21:07Let's ring up the prize pot.
21:14A lot of money.
21:15$49,000.
21:16Let's keep going.
21:18This is the 40% question.
21:24The ball sits atop this puzzle and cannot move left or right.
21:28What is the combined total of spaces you'd need to move each row to make a column of black
21:33so the ball falls out the bottom?
21:36You have 30 seconds to answer.
21:38Your time starts now.
21:46A ball that cannot move left or right.
21:49That's why I still wear skinny jeans.
21:54I like to know where they are.
21:58Probably in my wardrobe.
22:05Five seconds.
22:10Okay, time is up.
22:12So how many of you are still in with a shot at $100,000?
22:15We'll find out after the break on The One Percent Club.
22:30Welcome back to The One Percent Club.
22:32We left you hanging on the answer to the 40% question.
22:36To remind you, the question was this one about the ball dropping down the black column.
22:41And I can tell you that 16 people used their pass on this question.
22:47Was it the right move?
22:49Let's see how many of you got it right.
23:0913 people are out on that question.
23:14Let's see the answer.
23:15The answer is six.
23:17One, two, three, four, five, six.
23:23Ida.
23:24I know.
23:26My mum, she beat me.
23:28My mum did too.
23:32That's why I've got low self-esteem.
23:37Ida, Ida, Ida, you're out.
23:39Karen, you're still in.
23:40Yes, I am, Jim.
23:42Are you happy that you beat your child?
23:46Well, mum knows best.
23:48Good luck, Karen.
23:51Let's ring up the prize, Pot.
23:59That's $69,000.
24:06Let's keep going.
24:08It's time for the 35% question.
24:14Which of these four cymbals will give you the solution to this progression?
24:20You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
24:30My favourite cymbal was the one they let me play in the school band.
24:34One time I went to go inwards and I went outwards instead and they demoted me to the gong.
24:39I was bad at that too, but I'm not a professional musician like Red Simons.
24:48Five seconds.
24:54Okay, time is up.
24:56Moment of truth.
24:57Who got it right?
25:13We lost six players in that one.
25:15Two people used their pass.
25:17Let's see the answer.
25:18The answer is A, which is an N.
25:22The word is solution.
25:24Ah, Karen.
25:26Yeah, I didn't see it.
25:27Karen, no zero gravity for you.
25:30Yeah.
25:30Ah, man, Karen, you've been a good laugh.
25:34You're smarter than your daughter and you're a very charming lady and you went to the 35% question.
25:39Give Karen a round of applause.
25:47Priscilla, you've been knocked out.
25:48What happened?
25:49I know.
25:49I'm devo.
25:50Just is what it is.
25:52I just didn't get it right.
25:53But solution also makes sense.
25:56No, got it.
25:58Give Priscilla a round of applause, everyone.
26:02That round knocked out six players.
26:05Two players used their pass, meaning our prize pot gets even bigger.
26:09Let's have a look at it.
26:15$72,000.
26:17We want more.
26:19Here is the 30% question.
26:23What is the highest two-digit number with the letter R in its name?
26:30You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
26:42I always keep two digits high up my R's.
26:54Ten seconds left.
26:59Five.
27:01Five.
27:02Five.
27:02Five.
27:03Five.
27:05Okay, time is up.
27:07Let's see who got it right.
27:2615 players out on that question.
27:29Let's see the answer.
27:31The answer is 94.
27:3395, 96, 97, 98 and 99 do not contain an R.
27:41Thierry.
27:42Hello.
27:43You're done, mate.
27:44Yeah, I cooked it.
27:45You're done now.
27:46You're just going to have to rely on your looks forever, mate.
27:48Hopefully it works for me.
27:50It was good having you, mate.
27:5130% question.
27:52Round of applause, Thierry.
27:56Oi, which?
27:58Hello.
27:59Lena, you still in?
28:00I bet you're surprised that I'm still in it, aren't you?
28:03You've used your pass.
28:03Yeah.
28:04You're white knuckling it.
28:06You're still in the game.
28:08Your husband still has his pass.
28:10X, X, five.
28:13Sorry, it's still a bit fresh for me.
28:18We lost 15 players that round and one person used their pass.
28:23What does that do to the kitty?
28:29$78,000, $78,000.
28:32We keep losing players.
28:35The prize money keeps going up.
28:36Will any of our remaining players give up their 1% dream for some fast cash?
28:41Find out after this on The 1% Club.
28:56Welcome back to The 1% Club.
28:59There are still 42 players in the game.
29:0122 passes are still left in the game.
29:04Here comes the twist.
29:06If you still have your pass, but you don't reckon you're going to go all the way,
29:10you can leave now.
29:12Leave the game and take your $1,000.
29:15Here are the players who haven't used their pass.
29:22You can take the money and run.
29:23It's time to decide.
29:42No one took the pass.
29:46Love it.
29:50That means someone might be taking home $100,000.
29:57If you still have your pass, you can use it up to the 5% question.
30:02Onwards and upwards.
30:04Onward the game.
30:06Here is the 25% question.
30:11If this cube is coloured so that no faces that share a corner are the same colour,
30:17then what is the minimum number of colours this cube can have?
30:22You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
30:34Last time I heard a question this tricky, I was being interviewed by Border Control.
30:38The question was, mate, can you bend over and just try to relax?
30:44After that, it was pretty good.
30:51Five seconds.
30:57Time is up.
30:59All right, how did we all do?
31:19We lost 16 players.
31:2216 players are out.
31:24Let's see the answer.
31:26The answer is three.
31:29There you go.
31:30The answer is three because it's three.
31:32One, two, three.
31:35Hey, Lena, you must feel like a stupid witch.
31:38You are two.
31:39Brain freeze.
31:41That's all I can say.
31:42My daughter is going to be so disappointed in me.
31:44She just learned how to solve the Rubik's Cube.
31:47So we have cubes all over our house.
31:50So, yeah, I should have known better.
31:52I think it is houses now.
31:53Yeah, it is.
31:55But you used your pass, right?
31:58You did everything you could.
31:59It would be terrible to get knocked out of this game and still have a pass like Damien.
32:08Damien, mate.
32:09Yeah.
32:10Yep.
32:10You wrote one.
32:12Yeah, I got it wrong.
32:14Yeah, yeah.
32:15That means that the cube would be all the same colour.
32:18I know.
32:19Damien and Lena, I'm going to give it up to both of you.
32:22Both of you have been tremendous sports.
32:24Give them both a round of applause.
32:31So, Luke, just use your pass.
32:33Yeah, just then.
32:34Just wasn't 100% sure, so I thought I'd take the safe option.
32:38How far do you think you're going to go, mate?
32:39Like, use your pass on that one.
32:41It's only going to get harder moving forward.
32:44Yeah, I don't know.
32:44A bit of luck.
32:45Maybe a few more.
32:46We'll see how we go.
32:46All right, I'm going to come back to you.
32:48We're getting down to the pointy end.
32:50That round, we knocked out 16 players and seven players used their pass.
32:55So, how about we ring up the prize pot?
33:03Between me and you, I think it's going to get to 100 grand.
33:08Let's go.
33:09The question that only 20% of Australians could answer correctly.
33:12This is the 20% question.
33:17How many capital T's or lowercase T's has Tatiana forgotten to cross in her cover letter below?
33:25You have 30 seconds to answer, and your time starts now.
33:32Who's writing handwritten letters these days?
33:36Handwritten letters?
33:37The only things that should be handwritten are unimportant things like shopping lists or doctor's prescriptions.
33:43Like, I need 200 milligrams of lulipto-pram.
33:48If Michael Jackson's doctor had better handwriting, he'd still be with us today.
34:00OK, your time is up.
34:03Let's see who didn't get it right.
34:2110 players are out.
34:24Ooh, that's a culling at this stage of the game.
34:2716 players remain.
34:30Let's see the answer.
34:32The answer is nine.
34:34There you go.
34:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
34:39Tatiana did not get the admin job, but she does have a lovely set of lilies.
34:49Felicity, you are still in the game.
34:52I am.
34:52With a pass.
34:53I do.
34:54One of the elite eight people in the room who have a pass.
34:58Yes.
34:59I'm shilling my pants.
35:04What would you do with the money?
35:06So, my wonderful parents very generously helped me buy a house last year.
35:11Right.
35:12So, I'd like to try and pay them back.
35:14Three questions left where you can use your pass.
35:17Yep.
35:17That really means you only got to answer two questions right,
35:20and then you're down here on the 1% question.
35:21Crazy.
35:22All right.
35:23Well, good luck to you, Felicity.
35:24This is big.
35:25Well done, you.
35:26Cheers.
35:27Elva the Leaf Blower.
35:29Elva the Leaf Blower.
35:31I'll stick to my day job.
35:33I'm never going to say this sentence in the rest of my life.
35:37Please give the Leaf Blower a round of applause.
35:45We have 16 players still in the game.
35:47Let's take a look at what they're playing for.
35:55$92,000.
35:56How are you doing at home?
35:58Look, it doesn't really count if you give yourself two passes,
36:01but we're going to give you a pass.
36:02Not an extra pass, just the...
36:04Anyway, we'll see you soon.
36:05Back on the 1% Club.
36:18Welcome back to the 1% Club.
36:20The current prize pot is $92,000.
36:23Let's get on with it.
36:25This is the 15% question.
36:29Without lifting your finger, trace this arrow pattern.
36:33What number will be represented?
36:36You have 30 seconds to answer, and your time starts now.
36:46If you don't have any fingers, use your stumps.
36:48If you don't have any stumps, use the fingers of the person next to you.
36:52If they're missing their fingers, and it looks like a recent accident,
36:56call an ambulance and make a small tourniquet.
37:00It'll keep the blood in, and it'll remind them to do something.
37:05Five seconds.
37:11Okay, time is up.
37:13Who got it right?
37:26We only lost two people.
37:28Thought we'd lose a whole lot more than that.
37:30How good are you people, I tell you what.
37:32All right, two players are out.
37:34Let's see what the answer is.
37:36The answer is five.
37:38So you go that way, that way, that way, that way, that way,
37:42to make five.
37:44We've got six people still with passes.
37:46This is the most successful room we have ever had.
37:50You are officially, at this stage of the game,
37:53the smartest group we've ever had.
37:54Not the people with their lights out.
37:57You're dumb as dog shit.
37:59This is quite remarkable.
38:01Jacob, our stand-up comedian.
38:03How you doing, mate?
38:04Yeah, pretty good.
38:05Hey, Jacob, it also says here you went to clown school.
38:08Yeah, it's basically just a theatre school
38:10where an old French man yells at you
38:11and tells you you're not funny.
38:13What's your clown name?
38:14They never gave me one.
38:16Well, you don't give yourself your clown name.
38:18No, it gets a sign.
38:19What's the angry French man's name?
38:20Philippe Golière.
38:22Philippe Golière.
38:23Yeah.
38:23Right, and Philippe Golière names all the clowns of the world?
38:27All the clowns he teaches, yeah.
38:29So you turn around and then he bangs his drum
38:33and then you jump and you say boo,
38:36you try and scare him,
38:37and then he tells you what you look like
38:39and what your name is
38:39and you get a costume and a name.
38:41And so you turn around and he goes floppy mop.
38:44Yeah, exactly.
38:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:46Mate, you still got your pass?
38:48Yeah.
38:49I shouldn't have favourites and I don't.
38:52Okay.
38:54Morgan, do you have a clown phobia?
38:56Yeah, I do.
38:57You might be on the floor with this guy soon.
39:01Maybe.
39:02How does that clown phobia take place?
39:04What happens?
39:05Well, it started when I was little.
39:06I just didn't like...
39:08We had a local clown.
39:09His name was Coco.
39:10I grew up with a Coco the clown.
39:12It was Coco and Frank.
39:14They were their names.
39:15Yeah.
39:16Frank.
39:17Frank.
39:18The French guy didn't put much effort into that, did he?
39:21No.
39:21The French guy was like this.
39:22I'm going to bang on the drum.
39:24You tried to scare me.
39:25Donk, donk, donk.
39:27Frank.
39:30All right, well, good luck to you.
39:32We said goodbye to two players that round.
39:3514 still with a chance to play for the prize pot,
39:38which is at...
39:44That's $94,000.
39:47I'm like $94,000.
39:49Let's keep going.
39:51Here comes the 10% question.
39:56Hugh and Rory are playing hide and seek.
39:59From Hugh's point of view, Rory is behind the tree
40:02immediately to the left of the second tree,
40:04to the left of the tree,
40:06three trees to the right of the second tree from the left.
40:10Which tree is Rory hiding behind?
40:13You have 30 seconds to answer,
40:15and your time starts now.
40:25What this question doesn't tell you
40:28is that Rory is a three-year-old boy
40:29and Hugh is a hungry pit bull.
40:33But feel free to expose Rory's hiding place
40:36if it makes you happy.
40:37This is for big money.
40:42Five seconds.
40:48Okay, your time is up.
40:51Let's see how you did.
41:07Seven people are out on that question.
41:10Here comes the answer.
41:12The answer is two.
41:14Work backwards to find the answer.
41:18I've been told that works.
41:22Fun fact.
41:24Do you know you have more chance of being killed
41:26by a falling coconut than a shark?
41:29True.
41:30Sharks don't fall very much.
41:33Jacob.
41:34Yeah?
41:35We have one pass left in the room.
41:38Congratulations.
41:43I'm pretty sure you might be joining us on the floor.
41:46You would have to royally stuff it up from here on.
41:49Best of luck.
41:51Morgan, I just met you, and now you're gone.
41:53Yep.
41:54Did you have an inkling you had it wrong?
41:55Was it a guess, or did you think you had it right?
41:57I knew it was either two or three.
41:59I just, there were too many words in there
42:03that my brain was just like...
42:04I found reading it hard.
42:08Everyone, give Morgan a round of applause.
42:10That's a 10% question.
42:15Let's keep going.
42:17Seven players are out.
42:18Seven players remain.
42:20This is what they're playing for.
42:26$99,000.
42:29Now it is time for a question
42:32that only 5% of Aussies got right.
42:35Will you be one of them?
42:37This is the 5% question.
42:43If you rearrange all the letters into two new words,
42:47where would you find a schoolmaster?
42:50You have 30 seconds to answer,
42:53and your time starts now.
43:02Will anyone make it to the 1% question?
43:05Will it be Jacob, Connor, Eddie, Lucy,
43:09Mitchell, Anita, or Luke?
43:11Or will they all make it?
43:1410 seconds left.
43:20Five.
43:25Okay, your time is up.
43:27How many of you got this right?
43:29What about you at home?
43:31Are you smart enough to make it to the 1% question?
43:34We'll find out after the break on The 1% Club.
43:51Welcome back to The 1% Club.
43:53We only have seven contestants left standing
43:55and $99,000 on the line.
43:58We left you hanging on the answer to the 5% question,
44:01which is this one here about the schoolmaster.
44:06All right.
44:07For a shot at the 1% question,
44:12who got it right?
44:31We lost five people.
44:33That means two players remain.
44:38Jacob, Luke, you got the answer right.
44:43And Jacob, you jammy bastard.
44:46You didn't even use your pass.
44:49Yeah, I feel great, honestly.
44:51I would hate to see you excited.
44:54You have $1,000 in your back pocket, mate.
44:57That's your money.
44:58Luke, you can win $99,000.
45:01Jacob, you could go home with $100,000.
45:04Congratulations.
45:05Congratulations.
45:08But first, for everyone here and for everyone at home,
45:13let's have a look at the answer.
45:14The answer is the classroom.
45:17Move that around.
45:19There you go.
45:20Hey.
45:22And who says we don't have fun here?
45:27Congratulations, Jacob.
45:28Congratulations, Luke.
45:29You are the last one standing,
45:31which means you have a shot at the 1% question.
45:40Please, please, join me on the floor.
45:53Congratulations, Luke and Jacob for making it to the 1% question.
45:59Jacob, what does that money mean to you, mate?
46:03It's so much money.
46:04I don't know.
46:05I don't even know what I'd do with it.
46:06But, I mean, yeah, on top of Edinburgh, I've had a few ideas, but...
46:10Edinburgh Festival's enough, mate.
46:12You can buy yourself some good reviews.
46:13You'll be fine.
46:16Luke, did you expect to make it this far?
46:18You need a bit of luck, I think.
46:19So, yeah, made it here.
46:21Just got one more, hopefully.
46:23Your lovely fiancé's here.
46:24Morgan, did you think you'd get this far?
46:27Oh, he would like to think I would say no, but he...
46:30Yeah, absolutely.
46:31He's definitely the brains in the relationship.
46:34Well, Luke, what would you do with the money?
46:36Do you want to know the agreement we had before we came on was...
46:39So, I'm one of three and Morgan's one of two,
46:41and with our own kids, I've always wanted three,
46:44and Morgan won't budge on two unless we won Tats Lotto or something.
46:49So, this might be the or something.
46:56You're going to have an extra kid.
46:57I know.
46:58The one we got at the moment's pretty fun,
47:00so a couple more won't hurt, right?
47:01All right.
47:02Doesn't hurt the practice, right, mate?
47:05By making it to the 1% question,
47:07you have won your share of $10,000.
47:11You can leave now, take that $5,000.
47:15That's guaranteed money.
47:16Or you can take a shot at the 1% question
47:20and take home the entire prize pot,
47:23which stands at...
47:28$99,000.
47:31Now, you have a decision to make, a big decision.
47:35Do you take the $5,000,
47:37or do you go for the $99,000?
47:42Take a moment and think about your choice.
47:54Make your decision now.
48:04They're both playing, ladies and gentlemen.
48:06They're both playing.
48:15Time for the final question.
48:18If you get this answer right,
48:20you win up to $99,000
48:23and become a member of the 1% Club.
48:26If you get it wrong...
48:29If you get it wrong,
48:31Luke, you go home with nothing.
48:34Jacob, you go home with $1,000.
48:38Here...
48:40is the 1% question.
48:44If you laid out all the cards
48:47in a standard deck of playing cards
48:48in alphabetical order,
48:51Ace of Clubs would come first.
48:53Which card would come sixth?
48:56You have 30 seconds to answer,
48:58and your time starts now.
49:1515.
49:2515.
49:26Five.
49:31Okay, your time is up.
49:33Whatever you locked in is your answer.
49:35Your answers cannot be changed.
49:39Jacob,
49:41what's your answer?
49:42I went with the eight of diamonds.
49:44The eight of diamonds.
49:47Luke?
49:48Eight of diamonds.
49:49The eight of diamonds...
49:53Is the answer...
49:56the eight of diamonds?
50:01Yes!
50:06$49,500!
50:08$49,500!
50:11Give it up!
50:12Jake and Luke,
50:13they are a member of the 1%!
50:16Come in!
50:18Come in!
50:19Bug it out!
50:20Well done, son!
50:21Get into it,
50:22little son!
50:25Give a round of applause!
50:31All right,
50:33Jacob,
50:33how do you feel?
50:35Amazing!
50:36Yeah,
50:36so good.
50:37I can't believe it.
50:38It...
50:38Yeah,
50:39it doesn't feel real.
50:39Luke!
50:41It's awesome.
50:43Now I've got to think about another kid, though.
50:45So...
50:47For everyone playing at home,
50:50let's have a look at the answer.
50:53The answer is the eight of diamonds.
50:55It works out this way.
50:56Aces are the first,
50:58and eights come next.
50:59The suit order is clubs,
51:01diamonds,
51:02hearts,
51:02and spades.
51:03So to go ace,
51:04ace, ace,
51:05eight of clubs,
51:06eight of diamonds,
51:07they already know it.
51:09Congratulations, Jake.
51:09Congratulations, Luke.
51:11You have joined a very exclusive club,
51:14the One Percent Club.
51:20That's all we have time for tonight.
51:22We'll be back next time
51:24and see if we can give away
51:25another massive sum of prize money.
51:28This is the One Percent Club.
51:30I'm Jim Jeffries.
51:32Good night.
51:32The One Percent Club
51:33Whoa!
51:35We'll be back next time.
51:40We'll be back next time.
51:43Hey, see you guys.
51:43How are we talking about today?
51:46You
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