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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280-foot superyacht in the
00:19mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while four
00:34couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck this is real nice everyone else
00:42is sent downside where they will remain single how are we even supposed to fit in here forced to cook
00:49clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own gotta get
00:56out of here these sad facts will be down but not out because they can compete or canoodle for their
01:05chance at love in a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking the plank this is
01:13part of
01:13the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life
01:19while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the mediterranean sea
01:25you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what i think you
01:33are
01:33did you come on to keith i don't know if you're lying or not we are in love then you
01:37need to
01:37fucking back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning top side couple will sail off
01:46into a future of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a
01:51relationship with her with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down
01:57there pack your bags and throw on your inflatables because this yacht is setting sail
02:10welcome to love overboard
02:19this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route
02:26prepared to be boarded by these hotties
02:33you guys look beautiful up there
02:36are you excited to get laid maybe sorry dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating
02:45i'm the type of person where i'm gonna give everyone a chance not not everyone
02:52my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55that's like the whole point the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just let
03:00me
03:00do me but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05i like a lot
03:06i like a lot
03:08i like a lot
03:08i like a lot
03:10ah
03:11ah
03:11ah
03:12ah
03:12ah
03:12ah
03:13ah
03:13ah
03:19can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass
03:22it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a place
03:27where like i love myself a lot and i'm like ready to like share that with someone else
03:30cheers to finding our men and if we don't find our men then we have each other cheers to that
03:37we're here welcome to malta
03:39hi
03:40how's your name
03:43i love pretty women i feel like we all compliment each other really well so i love that i'm just
03:49surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:51Anna
03:51Anna
03:52yes
03:53you're stunning
03:53oh my god
03:55i've been winning at life period
03:57you know just being an it girl but i don't have a man in candy city i think i'm scared
04:02every man away with how overboard i can go
04:05where's my man
04:07hey
04:09freaking malta
04:10we live
04:11we live
04:12oh my man
04:13you're crazy
04:13look at this view bro
04:15it's kind of a dream out here
04:16we're gonna try our best to fall in love in malta that's the goal what better place to do it
04:20than on a big yacht
04:21i'm about to have the best summer of my life
04:24i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five different times
04:26oh i might fall in love for a sight
04:28yeah
04:28sure yeah
04:28the woman i'm gonna marry
04:30imagine it right now
04:32nice personality
04:33that's a fat ass
04:34yo
04:36i like a little bit of toxicity too because like the healthy toxins i like to slash your tires toxicity
04:41what's your type of race
04:42i love beach girls
04:43i have a girl like looks like a surfer girl
04:45yeah
04:46the plastics are going my way
04:47and the naturals are going his way
04:49i like enhancements here or you know whatever
04:52yeah
04:53yeah
04:53no with me turning 30 i'm absolutely trying to date more serious and really find that person for me
04:58that thing is crazy
05:00that thing is crazy
05:00guys the guys are here
05:01oh my god
05:02we're coming
05:03maybe i'm coming
05:06we're here
05:06we're here
05:07we're here
05:08we're here
05:08we're here
05:09we're here
05:24we're here
05:25lexi's energy is kind of just gravitated towards me and vice-versa and like she's gorgeous
05:30which one did you say a little bit
05:31the one i was talking to right now
05:32shawde
05:33keith
05:33keith
05:34nice to meet you
05:35let me make note of that
05:36okay he's tall
05:37oh he's blonde
05:38okay blue eyes
05:39so far i like what i see
05:41all right guys let's raise our glasses
05:43this is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives
05:48our gorgeous shipmates are all on board
05:51let's get their love stories started already
05:56hi
05:57hi
05:59come join me on the sunset
06:02hi
06:06hi everyone
06:07hi
06:09you guys look on
06:11girls on one side and boys on the other
06:14okay
06:15like a religious wedding
06:16yes
06:18immediately i'm like aye aye gabby
06:20i love her
06:21and she's gorgeous
06:22and i'm so happy she's here
06:24welcome aboard
06:26i'm gabby wendy
06:27and i'll be your love captain
06:29so when i say follow the fucking line
06:32you do it
06:33aye aye captain
06:35the sixteen of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall in love
06:43i'm down
06:44i'm down
06:45along this love voyage
06:47you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win
06:56a romantic trip around the world worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life that's like a
07:10romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it as you know this experience
07:17is all about finding love
07:19sometimes you have to work for love and maybe even go a little overboard
07:28okay so how's everyone feeling
07:30i'm so excited
07:32horny
07:35horny
07:36yeah you pervert
07:46i've been celibate
07:49it's it's cool it's fun but i mean hey obviously i get a little spice of like i'm really horny
07:55i'm like i want to but then i'm like i gotta remember the lock-in
07:57okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss
08:05this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple up with
08:11okay so here's how it's gonna work
08:14i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up
08:22once your name is called you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you
08:28y'all i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got on this yacht but like i'm
08:34here
08:34what are you confident
08:36um i have the biggest boobies so i know they mad
08:45okay
08:45okay our first lady with a chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes
08:58i'm like praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up
09:03and the first lucky guy with a chance to couple up with lexi is reese
09:13lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately i'm like okay we're good
09:18if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of the divider
09:22raise your glass to toast
09:24if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket
09:28and if you're a match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:36one
09:37two
09:39three
09:41one
09:42two
09:51okay toaster toss
09:53on one
09:56two
09:59there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like be devastating
10:04three
10:05oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all
10:25i could tell
10:25yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but i'm glad it happened i love how
10:30assertive you are
10:30and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly so lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:39okay leela and james
10:42one two three
10:45there we go
10:46yes
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one off the list
10:54that's a boy not a man
10:56enna
10:56and andrew
10:58on three two one
11:03step forward
11:11i don't want to make anyone feel bad
11:14i already knew i wasn't like one of the initial people i was into so i already knew i was
11:17gonna dump
11:18i don't know what went wrong
11:20shabby
11:23sade
11:25and keith
11:26keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you never know if the other person is feeling the same
11:33way like we just met
11:34on three
11:36on three two one
11:37oh
11:51oh
12:04oh
12:05oh
12:05oh
12:05oh
12:06oh
12:06i'm gonna say yeah okay i think i can see it i'm gonna agree with you i'm gonna agree with
12:10you i'm gonna agree with me
12:35David okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward we got a match
12:55bitch appearance wise you know Lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not
13:03like she has anything plastic she's like very natural and just like very pretty
13:06but I'm kind of leaning into it okay come back over here congratulations to our
13:16first four couples but this is where things get all fucked up our four couples
13:28will be living together getting to know each other romantically on this lavish
13:35topside of the deck the remaining singles you will be working living and breathing
13:46as crew on the downside of this boat you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this
14:01dirty filthy deck all to make those topside couples even more comfortable in all of
14:07their luxury the rest of us are going downside it actually is very
14:14infuriating I have to cook I have to clean what am I gonna be wearing an
14:17apron am I gonna be like mopping up their fucking shit I don't clean up at all
14:24back home I don't do any chores I don't do dishes I have other people do that for
14:28me usually oh my god downside singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity each day to come up to
14:40the top this is still a dating show after all so trust me this is going to help you find
14:47love
14:47but we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:55I have no business being downside I'm quite high maintenance unfortunately I try to pretend to be
15:01low maintenance but I just I couldn't do it I don't think could you I'm very low maintenance
15:07I could I would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all I
15:12know I like
15:12I like that as for the rest of you you sad sacks go downstairs see your living quarters get your
15:23first work assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour so Bon Voyage
15:30the happy hour and the happy hour and we're gonna be
15:35all right
15:50yeah
15:51so I'm gonna be loaded up on these oyster
15:54aren't oysters in Aphrodisia oh yeah look like a million dollars
16:06Tell me about you being a therapist for children.
16:08Oh, okay.
16:09Did you go to school for me?
16:10I did.
16:11I kind of jumped into it because I thought it would be the most challenging.
16:15In that it would be the one that would pull on my heartstrings the most.
16:19I'm an empath, so I feel that.
16:20Yeah, same.
16:21I work in pediatric trauma, so I work with kids with mental health issues.
16:25My professional side is very buttoned up, whereas my personal side is much more like,
16:32I like to party, I love girls.
16:34You're definitely going to get more of that outside David version.
16:38I love deep conversation.
16:39I can tell you're such a good communicator.
16:41You think so?
16:42Yeah.
16:43That is a great compliment.
16:44That kiss was really good.
16:46That was good.
16:47That was crazy.
16:47I know.
16:48Yeah.
16:49I should have kept going, too.
16:50I know.
16:50We were like, okay.
16:51Tim is so easy to talk to and funny.
16:55Honestly, I'm freaking the fuck out.
16:57This is crazy.
16:57And I'm feeling very good that I'm not a downcider right now.
17:04It don't smell too good in here.
17:09I don't want to scrub floors.
17:11Like, look at what I'm wearing.
17:13Does this look like an outfit to mop in?
17:14No.
17:15I can't take this down a bunch of stairs.
17:17Same.
17:19What the fuck is this?
17:20Where are we going?
17:21This is where we're working.
17:22Y'all want to come see where we're working?
17:23We're not working here.
17:24There we are.
17:28This is so unfair.
17:30I'm not doing that.
17:32I'm not doing that.
17:34I'm trying to find the love of my life on this show.
17:38Get me out of here.
17:40In, like, this nasty hospital, nursing home, bye.
17:46Bullshit.
17:47That's bullshit.
17:48What does theirs look like?
17:52Holy shit.
17:53Let's just fucking go.
17:55This is so cute.
17:57I love this.
17:59Get comfortable here.
18:01Hello.
18:02Anybody home?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Beautiful.
18:05You want me to throw you on it?
18:07Yeah.
18:07Three, two.
18:08Woo!
18:09Oh!
18:10You chose the one who's, like, the most natural.
18:13Yeah.
18:13Is crazy.
18:14What I've realized in my past relationships is I want somebody that I feel like would be good to a
18:21future kid.
18:22And I think she does that.
18:24Like, I don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff like that.
18:28Like, I don't know.
18:29Like, shake your tits.
18:30Shake your tits.
18:31We have a room.
18:32We have a room.
18:33We found a home.
18:35I'm just so happy.
18:36Okay, I'm gonna let you have this.
18:38But right now you have your outside clothes on.
18:41You're right.
18:41In the bed.
18:43Me and Shadeh are, like, complete opposites.
18:45She's in New York.
18:46You know, I've never even been to New York.
18:48She's never been to Nebraska.
18:49Could go a lot of different ways.
18:51But it's definitely something I'm wanting to try.
18:54Does the mirror work?
18:55It works.
18:56It works.
18:56It looks good.
18:57Okay, so, like, do you have, like, your staple red flags?
19:02I don't like the loudest guy in the room.
19:06So, like, I'm very loud, energetic.
19:09You can't have that, tops, too.
19:11No.
19:11Out of the guys, did you have anyone pegged as, like, the loudest guy?
19:14I mean, James was like, I'm horny.
19:17So, and everyone was, like, dead silent.
19:20So, I feel like that would be loud guy.
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:23What did all the girls think when he said something?
19:25Ew.
19:25Like, if you know that you're horny, like, I don't want to know that.
19:27I want to be able to feel it.
19:28Yeah.
19:30James!
19:30Wait, that's actually my bed.
19:32Why are you humping it?
19:34No!
19:35This is totally not what I envisioned for my summer and for falling in love.
19:39Stop!
19:41However, I feel like Beau initially took my attention.
19:45Oh, man.
19:46I'm going to hit my head on that every fucking day.
19:48He's obviously beautiful.
19:49It's only been the first few hours, so I'm not one to put a ring on it yet.
19:54We'll see.
19:55Where's Bella?
19:56I'm over this shit.
19:58I'm not wearing that fucking outfit.
20:01I'm not very good with change.
20:04I'm so upset.
20:05Genuinely.
20:08I was really excited to come on this show, thinking this was just going to be like a yacht
20:11trip.
20:12Everything's okay.
20:13I hate cleaning up after people.
20:18Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than?
20:22I swear to God, if it's real cleaning, I can't even clean my room.
20:26And I'm like a little Barbie with a dream house.
20:29You don't clean up the dream house.
20:31Barbie house is always clean.
20:32No, you get somebody else if I can do it.
20:34It's okay.
20:36I can't handle people when they cry.
20:39It's so bad.
20:40I don't want to be like, they're there.
20:42I'm not a parent.
20:44I'm 21 years old.
20:45I'm younger than her.
20:45I'm packing everything.
20:48She did say she wanted her mommy.
20:50Can we get her her mommy, maybe?
20:51Y'all have no fucking idea.
20:53I don't.
20:53This whole time room is open.
20:55I got screwed over.
20:56I'm not going to be too dramatic about it.
20:59I'm just hoping everything turns around.
21:03Because of this, you're...
21:06Is that me?
21:06I will literally be on my last fucking dollar.
21:08Is that me?
21:09We need to get you some deodorant.
21:10We need to get you some deodorant.
21:11It's me.
21:12It's you.
21:12It's you.
21:14Oh, fuck.
21:25Now that the initial spiral has worn off,
21:29but don't worry.
21:30There will be plenty more to come.
21:31It's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves
21:34and start to get ready for their first shift.
21:37Am I in there?
21:39Are you in here with me, boo?
21:46Ella's sweet.
21:48She's a great person in herself,
21:49but if she starts crying, like, I can't do that.
21:52Why would you look at my suitcase?
21:53My TV.
21:55To be honest, like, I can't...
21:59Hold on.
22:00I'm like, do you guys need anything to drink?
22:03Yeah.
22:05Here's the thing.
22:06I can make a potato sack work on me
22:10because my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits.
22:18Attention, downsiders.
22:20Meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments.
22:24Hi!
22:25This is all about finding a connection
22:28and maybe even finding love,
22:30which you can do anywhere on this boat.
22:33However, if you want the opportunity
22:36to win the trip around the world
22:38and be considered an official couple,
22:41you'll have to move to the top side
22:43to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover.
22:48But the only way to get to the top side deck
22:50is by breaking up another couple.
22:56There will be challenges and dates
22:58to give you the opportunity to do so,
23:00so you better take them
23:02if you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch.
23:06Just to reiterate, you have to break up a couple.
23:09The conditions down here are pretty shitty, I won't lie.
23:12There's a lot of good guys, a lot of good girls up there,
23:14so, I mean, I feel bad breaking them up,
23:15but, I mean, sometimes you got to do
23:17what you got to do to get out of here.
23:19So your first work assignment
23:21is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples
23:25where you will be serving appetizers and cocktails.
23:29This will be a nightly event
23:30and is your opportunity to connect with the top siders.
23:34The down sider who takes the most initiative
23:37and finds mutual interest
23:40will be rewarded with a date.
23:43Okay, get to work.
23:45Damn.
23:49Are we mopping?
23:50Yeah.
23:51I'll do it, I'll do it, don't worry.
23:52Ew.
23:54I don't think I've ever mopped in my life.
23:56How do you use this?
23:57It smells like shit.
23:58Wait, how do you do this?
23:59Okay, so you take the head off.
24:01Wait, ew.
24:02Up top is like, she's like my top one.
24:04The only one I would pursue up there, honestly.
24:06Really? You don't? Okay.
24:07Because G is my number one.
24:08If she was up there with somebody,
24:10I could give a fuck.
24:11Yeah, whoever could.
24:12Yeah, yeah.
24:13You're going to manage that.
24:13I definitely want to be up here
24:15compared to where I'm living downstairs,
24:16my feet hanging off the bed.
24:18So I'm like, hey, when my chance comes,
24:20I'm going for it.
24:21I kind of want to like do a little strategic
24:23and kind of like jab at it a little bit,
24:25like slowly and steady,
24:26and then be like,
24:26when the window opens, just attack it.
24:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:30What the fuck is that?
24:32What is that?
24:33It's a fish.
24:34Oh, baby.
24:35What do I have to do with the fish?
24:37Baby, you got to skin that fish, okay?
24:40It's time to get country up in here.
24:41Girl.
24:44Here, which one you want?
24:46How are you about to be stressed out
24:48over seeing fish?
24:49We're not over here dissecting pigs.
24:52I'm sorry, y'all don't do this shit in L.A.
24:58And this is going to be me and David.
25:04David?
25:05Which one's David?
25:07He's with Lowe.
25:09No shade to Lowe.
25:10I really like her.
25:10No, I know.
25:11But it's just,
25:12I've literally set him for a second.
25:14I saw him.
25:15You can't tell no one.
25:16I won't.
25:18Who's your daddy?
25:20Who's your daddy?
25:22Wash the fish off your hands
25:24and put on some clean underwear
25:26because our first happy hour starts now.
25:29Fuck.
25:30Happy hour.
25:32Happy hour.
25:33I'm ready for this margarita right now.
25:35The four topside couples are
25:36me and Reese,
25:38Anna and Tim,
25:39Sade and Keefe,
25:41and David and Lowe.
25:42All right, where are those little peasants?
25:46Oh.
25:47Dude, this is insane.
25:48Damn, this is nicer up here.
25:49This is so unfair.
25:51Going into this happy hour,
25:54we're going to be serving cocktails,
25:56serving hors d'oeuvres,
25:57getting to mingle and hang out.
25:58I'm not looking to shove my chest
26:00in anyone's face or bend over.
26:02That's not my jam.
26:03If someone's into me,
26:05then we'll feel it out.
26:06Oh, wow.
26:09Okay.
26:09Our babies.
26:11Look at you.
26:13Jesus.
26:13Can we do anything for y'all?
26:15I would do a tequila and ginger ale.
26:18Tequila and ginger ale?
26:19Me?
26:20What's your specialty?
26:21Oh, you're not making it, right?
26:23Yeah, I am.
26:23Are you really?
26:24I'm not real.
26:24I'm not making it, right?
26:28That's so good.
26:29Good.
26:30This is a drink I'm making for my man.
26:33Where are you at?
26:35Here.
26:35Just watch out.
26:41He would literally rather die.
26:42Tell her she can skiddle.
26:44I'm just telling you because you're my girl.
26:45Lo and I bonded really quickly on the boat
26:48and so my loyalty definitely lies
26:50with Lo versus Bella
26:51and I would want to know
26:53if someone was coming for my man.
26:56You should like make it known
26:57that like we're like married,
26:59so she's going to have to like
27:00figure something else out.
27:02I'm going to go tell her.
27:03Okay.
27:03You guys look so good in these outfits.
27:08How you guys doing?
27:09I'm doing good, baby.
27:10How you feeling?
27:10How you feeling?
27:11I'm good.
27:12Would you like to chat?
27:13Sure.
27:13We heard him talk.
27:15Hey, while you're at it,
27:15give me a strip ball.
27:17While you're at the chat,
27:18give me a little strip ball.
27:19Yeah, I'll bring that back to you.
27:20Yeah, I'll bring that back to you.
27:31He said, can we have a chat?
27:35I'm not surprised with that, honestly,
27:36because like she's gorgeous.
27:37I figured there would be
27:38someone who's targeting her.
27:39I'm honestly a little bit annoyed
27:40that it's James
27:41because I know what his motives are
27:42and I'm like, dude,
27:43just get on out of here, you know.
27:45She's with someone
27:46a little more serious right now.
27:47I love a man in a uniform.
27:48What can you say?
27:49Okay.
27:50When James made the comment
27:51that he was like horny,
27:52that immediately like shut me down.
27:55But lovey assertiveness,
27:56I think that's really cute.
27:57Was not going to say no.
27:58I kind of want to see
27:59where this goes.
28:02Oh my God, I see what's going to happen.
28:04I'm going.
28:04So what?
28:05What's your chat?
28:06What do you got for me?
28:13How was your day?
28:14I'm good, honestly.
28:15Yeah?
28:16What, you been thinking about me or what?
28:17My gosh, here we go.
28:19You know what?
28:20Honestly, I'm going to be open about it.
28:21You called me out here.
28:23I have been.
28:24I think the coupling up was different.
28:27I was a little like.
28:28Really?
28:29A little salty about it.
28:30You thought it was going to be us?
28:31I was like,
28:32hopefully she says no,
28:33but I'm like.
28:34Oh, really?
28:35Because I obviously didn't turn her down.
28:37But would you have said no
28:38to every other girl
28:39until it was me?
28:41Yes.
28:42Really?
28:43I would have.
28:43I would have, yeah.
28:44Do you feel like you've like
28:44hit it off with anyone downstairs
28:46since you've been downstairs though?
28:47Told all of them down the street.
28:48I was like,
28:48my number one was you.
28:50Okay.
28:50Are you letting everyone know?
28:52I did let everyone know
28:53because they were like,
28:53oh, what about upstairs?
28:54And I was like,
28:55I want to go upstairs,
28:56but I'm telling you,
28:56the only person I'm going to pursue up there
28:58is obviously you.
28:59And I'm like,
28:59okay.
29:00You've been my number one,
29:01but I'm like,
29:02I didn't know what the feelings were mutual.
29:03But I think you made the horny comment
29:05and everything got quiet.
29:07I was like,
29:07oh, everyone's going to raise the hand.
29:08We all were talking about it.
29:09No, no, no.
29:09You were the one bold enough
29:10to say something.
29:11I think I might've dug myself a hole
29:13with Lexi.
29:14Obviously no one wants their man
29:15to raise their hand
29:16and say they're horny,
29:17but at the end of the day,
29:18it was like,
29:18it was already said.
29:19So now I'm like,
29:20okay,
29:20I got to just show her
29:22that I'm not just horny.
29:24I'm actually a good person too.
29:25You're going to be in trouble.
29:28There you go.
29:29Thank you so much.
29:33She like poisoned it.
29:34I want to tell you,
29:36Lowe and David are like locked in.
29:39Just so you know.
29:40Tell you what I'm talking about.
29:40There's four weeks to hear.
29:41I'm just telling you.
29:43I'm like,
29:43anybody can be locked in
29:44and they see,
29:45girl,
29:46they see these.
29:46I don't know what to do.
29:48Wait,
29:48what made you think that though?
29:49She told me.
29:50They were talking.
29:51Her perspective is different from it.
29:53Yeah,
29:53that's true.
29:54That's true.
29:54That's true.
29:55I'm just letting you know.
29:57Yeah,
29:57from what I know.
29:58It's so obvious.
30:00Lila told Warren
30:02that I want her man
30:04and I just hate the fakeness.
30:06Oh,
30:07the fakeness has got to a stop.
30:08So I'm going to talk to her about it.
30:11This bridge is fake as fuck.
30:17Hey, Lila.
30:18Can we talk for a sec?
30:19Yeah,
30:19of course.
30:25So I know you're talking to Lila
30:27and David.
30:28It just felt like
30:29maybe the conversation was about me
30:31and I would hope that you would be honest about that.
30:33Do you know what I mean?
30:33Yeah,
30:34I mean,
30:34I will tell her.
30:35I told her I was like,
30:36she was like,
30:37how are you doing?
30:37How are things down there?
30:38And I was like,
30:38good,
30:38like,
30:39not really interested in anyone.
30:41And she was like,
30:41so what about Bella?
30:42And I was like,
30:42well,
30:43Bella's kind of into David.
30:45I just think it's weird.
30:46Why?
30:47One,
30:48when we were doing our job today,
30:50I literally told you not to tell anybody.
30:52And then you fucking tell the girl that he's with.
30:54But,
30:55okay,
30:55no,
30:55no,
30:56no.
30:56You know?
30:57You're so right.
30:57No,
30:58no,
30:58no,
30:58no.
30:59It's kind of,
31:00again.
31:00Bella,
31:01you're so right.
31:01And I,
31:02can you look at me?
31:03I'm just like,
31:03if you really fucking like the guy up here,
31:05I would not go to the girl and go,
31:07yeah,
31:07so she's interested in your man.
31:09but it wasn't,
31:09it wasn't.
31:10That's crazy.
31:10I get what you're saying and I want to apologize because that's not my intention to go behind your back
31:15and be like,
31:16I would be lying to you if I didn't want you to know.
31:18It's just so sneaky.
31:19It literally feels like calculated.
31:22You really just told the girls,
31:24girl,
31:25get real.
31:26Okay.
31:27Okay.
31:27Oh my God.
31:29My end goal is to be on top.
31:31So Lila doing all the bullshit today,
31:34she helped me.
31:36Oh,
31:36you just,
31:37you just prepped my man for me.
31:39Thank you,
31:39baby.
31:39Can you talk for a second?
31:40Sure.
31:41We'll talk over here.
31:42You want it?
31:43Seeing Bella,
31:45very plastic up top,
31:47right up my alley.
31:48I'm curious to,
31:49you know,
31:49see what,
31:49what she's about as well.
31:51What's up?
31:51Okay.
31:52So I wanted to talk.
31:53Okay.
31:53Okay.
31:54I liked you from first impression.
31:57Okay.
31:58And I just want to know how you're doing in your couple.
32:00Like if you're really like secure.
32:03Yeah.
32:03And obviously I'm just like,
32:05I'm shooting my shot.
32:06Oh,
32:07okay.
32:07Yeah.
32:08That's what the,
32:08Oh,
32:09okay.
32:11okay.
32:12Uh,
32:13I guess my question is like,
32:16if the opportunity came up,
32:19would you take it with me?
32:25I do think you're really pretty,
32:28right?
32:28I think you're really cool.
32:30With flow,
32:31it is going really well,
32:33but I appreciate that.
32:36in the past,
32:37I probably would have reciprocated two belly because I do like enhancements.
32:43It's not crossing my mind the same way it used to.
32:46What I'm wanting out of this and what I'm wanting out of a relationship has has changed.
32:51Okay.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Period.
32:55I want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her.
32:59I'm kind of embarrassed.
33:03I don't want to be crying every five fucking minutes either.
33:07But y'all,
33:08this is brutal.
33:10This is fucking brutal.
33:13Poor Bella is left defeated,
33:15but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea.
33:19Good night.
33:20Good night.
33:20Oh,
33:21man.
33:22Today was fun.
33:23There was so much drama.
33:25We're up in the most best situation that we could possibly get.
33:29And people are down there like thinking they're going to get laminated any fucking second right now
33:33and like working and like making us food.
33:36My day was rough.
33:37My day was so fucked.
33:38Our day was rough.
33:40Day one's in the book.
33:42Can't wait for day two.
33:43And just to see what happens.
33:45So,
33:47hopefully I find love.
33:49Nice.
33:50Good job.
33:51James was impressive at the happy hour tonight.
33:54So,
33:54here's a little something to reward his bold moves.
34:00Oh,
34:00shit.
34:01What?
34:02There's a message I got right now.
34:04James,
34:04I see you successfully put the sneak on today.
34:06Due to your hard work and perseverance,
34:08you get to take a topside lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht.
34:12But choose wisely because there's a lot on the line.
34:15Gabby.
34:17Oh,
34:17shit.
34:18I just got a first choice of a date.
34:20Yeah,
34:20bro.
34:21Who's it going to be?
34:22Lexi?
34:22Yeah,
34:23duh.
34:23Let me get it.
34:24You're going on a date?
34:25Wait,
34:25with who?
34:27You're going on a date.
34:30Let's get it.
34:37Good morning sunshine.
34:39We got to connect.
34:43We shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh, which was amazing.
34:48And I'm excited to just see what more that we have in common.
34:55Good morning,
34:56shitmates.
34:57Topsiders,
34:58brunches waiting for you on the deck.
35:00Downsiders,
35:01it's time to clean the state rooms.
35:03Report for duty.
35:04Stat.
35:04Oh my God,
35:05let's go.
35:07Everybody sleep.
35:08Did anyone get a little physical?
35:10I was Big Spoon.
35:12I woke up like.
35:13He Big Spoon me in the middle of the night.
35:14I was like,
35:14I don't know how I feel about this.
35:15You didn't even know if it was her.
35:17I was like,
35:18Anna?
35:18It was James.
35:19Little do you know,
35:20James came up in the middle of the night.
35:21Swapped out.
35:22It was James.
35:23For Tim and I,
35:24like,
35:24he's so comfortable to me.
35:26He is like a safety blanket.
35:28Like,
35:28I find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on him and like grab as much as
35:31I can to like protect me, make me feel safe.
35:34And he does.
35:34I think that there's already some strategy going on with the Downsiders.
35:38They were very tight knit yesterday.
35:40They're trying to get up here by any means necessary.
35:44Well,
35:44I just wonder when the fuckery is going to start.
35:46Party's here.
35:47What up,
35:47y'all?
35:49What's up?
35:50What's up?
35:51What's up?
35:51What's up?
35:51What's up?
35:51What's up?
35:51Are you here to serve us?
35:53No,
35:53I'm on break.
35:56Last night,
35:57I got a text
35:59from Gabby.
36:01Yeah.
36:02I'm basically saying I have been granted a date off the yacht.
36:11Lexi.
36:12Would you like to go on a date with me?
36:14Yes,
36:15I'd love to go on a date.
36:17Oh,
36:17how cute.
36:20All right,
36:21y'all.
36:21I'll see y'all.
36:22All right.
36:23Have fun.
36:25And the fuckery begins.
36:27This environment is really hard to be in a spot like that.
36:30I would definitely like to get to know Lexi a little bit more before she, you know, jumps ship to
36:35someone else.
36:36Okay, cue this sexy B-roll date montage.
36:45Hey!
36:53Oh my god.
36:54Dang, this is beautiful.
36:55We're doing a massage.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm super excited for what's in store on this.
37:01Yeah, I can't wait to see what happens.
37:02You ready for the mud?
37:04Oh, god.
37:05Oh.
37:05Oh, shoot.
37:06This probably feels crazy.
37:07Yeah, honestly, yeah.
37:08It feels good.
37:09Yeah?
37:09Yeah.
37:09Yeah.
37:09Oh my god.
37:12Obviously, she's gorgeous, attractive, everything, and she crosses all the checklists.
37:16Okay.
37:16I'm not even gonna lie.
37:18Oh.
37:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:20With Lexi, it's so, like, natural and organic.
37:23I like it.
37:26Yeah, that's perfect.
37:27It's mine.
37:29Cute.
37:29Aw.
37:31There you go.
37:47Are you guys, like, just so anxious to be in the bottom?
37:51Actually, or is that what's gonna happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see what happens later.
37:54That's that she comes back and likes James more, but they're like, yeah, you can choose
37:57James, or you choose Reese and stay up here.
37:59That's what it is.
38:01If they come back and Lexi ends up selecting James, then I think I'll be banished to the
38:07downside.
38:07I like where I'm at right now.
38:09I'm trying to stay up here for as long as possible.
38:10That's kind of fucked because not only are you losing somebody, but now you're going
38:13to the bottom.
38:13He's like, five peasant.
38:15Oh, Reese, whoever Lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than
38:22the downside.
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family-oriented is super important to me.
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family, and then we're all just, like, super tight-knit.
38:33I have two older brothers, and so it's, like, the perfect dynamic.
38:37Biggest thing to me is, like, I would want to be with a man that's also, like, family-oriented,
38:41like, understands, like, close to his mom.
38:43I mean, I was raised by a mom, but I have sisters, too.
38:45Okay, cool.
38:45Like, women and family are just, like, most important to me, obviously.
38:48Like, my partner has to be, like, in tune with that and understand it.
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication for me is obviously, like, top priority.
38:57It's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of the day.
38:59You should always want to keep trying harder for your person.
39:03Definitely.
39:03You know?
39:03Obviously, look at me.
39:04I'm trying real hard.
39:05You really did.
39:06I went to the bottom of the boat.
39:07I was expecting to go great, but I was, like, wow, this is, like, leaving me speechless.
39:12She's, like, perfect for me.
39:14Like, what I appreciate me the most is you were, like, I would have tossed for anyone until
39:19it was, like, you.
39:21The hard ones are the hard ones.
39:23Aww.
39:24Horny James is growing up right before our eyes.
39:27But it may be too little too late with our first elimination tonight.
39:42Lexi and James are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages.
39:48But trust me, it won't last long.
39:52Whoo!
39:59Damn.
40:02What did y'all do?
40:04Y'all do!
40:04We rubbed each other with mud, we had a little massage and we had like a little shower, rinsed
40:14down.
40:15Together?
40:15Yeah.
40:16I feel like it's tough because I did just have a really good time and then I come back
40:20and immediately I see Reese on the couch and I'm like, wow, there are still obviously feelings
40:25there as well.
40:26I'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now.
40:29And I just feel like I'm going to cry.
40:33Attention, children of the Chakra, put on your finest outfits and report to the bow of
40:40the boat for our first ever plank ceremony.
40:44Oh shit.
40:45You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:50A plank?
40:52Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh no.
41:05Oh.
41:05Holy shit.
41:06What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09Come on.
41:09That's kind of high up, right?
41:10No, this is probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories, right?
41:16Oh my God.
41:17What the fuck is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh my God.
41:25This shit is scary as hell.
41:27Apologies.
41:27What is this?
41:30What is this?
41:30Lexi, you have a massive, huge decision to make.
41:36Okay.
41:39Would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water, Reese?
41:45You're welcome.
41:46I appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb James like a tree?
41:53One more thing, if it wasn't obvious, whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent
42:01plummeting into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me.
42:06Oh.
42:07It's been tested multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:10Oh my God.
42:11It's fucking insane.
42:13Wait, and are we going to have to do that?
42:17So basically now we're finding out that if a down sider goes on a date, they're either
42:21going to go top side or down to the bottom of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck came up with this idea because they need their brains checked out because this
42:31is insane.
42:32Boys, it's time to take your planks.
42:34One of you will be going overboard tonight.
42:40Wow.
42:41This is real.
42:42We're really in danger of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen.
42:50None of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:57Oh my God.
42:59Oh shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid shifty.
43:10You all right?
43:10You should know.
43:12Boys, if you have any last words to say to Lexi, I suggest you go now and beg.
43:20I did not expect to be here and be feeling all of these things.
43:23They're both great guys.
43:25Right now, I do want to say it is 50-50.
43:28It's going to come down to what's set up there on the plane.
43:33Lexi, honestly, I want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday.
43:36I feel like you and I had such good banter right after the couple ceremony.
43:41And I feel like we got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours.
43:45And so, with everything that happened, I think there's still a lot more to uncover about each other.
43:49And I'll be excited to do that with you.
43:55So, I want to say today, I feel like our day was perfect.
44:00Not only because of what we did, but because I got to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have, I think, is everything that I'm looking for.
44:09So, I feel like that's very important to me.
44:10And at the end of the day, the best prize I can have is you.
44:18Lexi, it's time to make your decision.
44:21Who will you be sending overboard tonight?
44:33The man that I am sending overboard is...
44:43It's getting real.
44:46Now watch your back, yeah.
44:49Who's gonna be the last one standing?
44:52Breeze.
45:08I didn't know I would say that!
45:10No!
45:12That's insane!
45:13Oh my God!
45:15Oh my God!
45:16Oh my God!
45:18Oh my God!
45:19Don't make me...
45:19Don't make me do that again, please!
45:21Reeves!
45:22We love you!
45:23We love you!
45:25Reeves!
45:26We love you, Reeves!
45:27We love you, Reeves!
45:28We love you, Reeves!
45:29Kiss!
45:29Kiss!
45:30Kiss!
45:32Lexi and James, congratulations!
45:36You are our new top side couple!
45:38Woo!
45:40We love you!
45:42We made it to the top, boys!
45:46This season on Love Overboard.
45:49We're here to have a good time.
45:50Make memories.
45:52Oh my gosh!
45:53Fall in love.
45:54And that's what I'm gonna focus on.
45:57We get to flirt, shake a little, drink a little.
46:05The couples fight to hold on to their lives of top side luxury.
46:09Nobody's safe.
46:10While the downside singles plot for a top side takeover.
46:14This is gonna be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in.
46:18You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
46:21With every dramatic challenge.
46:23Let's go!
46:24I'm gonna die.
46:25Every shocking revelation.
46:27He did cheat on her.
46:28Every steamy hookup.
46:30It was fucking hot.
46:31These singles will be breaking hearts and playing games.
46:34It's on now.
46:35I'm coming to get my lady.
46:37And just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier.
46:40Guys, there's someone else coming on the boat.
46:43The shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty.
46:46I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
46:48I'm literally chatting with him.
46:49Those features are out for blood.
46:51Emotions will soar.
46:53You're so dramatic, it's too much.
46:55Get away from me.
46:55You're a bother.
46:56Hearts will break.
46:57If I'm talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy,
47:00what am I, what are we doing?
47:00I'm not gonna see her and compete for a girl.
47:02And only one thing is for certain.
47:05I'm gone right now.
47:06This is my last day.
47:07No one is safe from the plank.
47:10This is going to get messy.
47:13What's he doing?
47:14Fuck.
47:15I can't watch this.
47:16At the end of all of this, there's only one winner.
47:20And the rest, losers.
47:22Oh, my God.
47:24Peace.
47:40I will.
47:42Thanks a lot.
47:43Yup.
48:00You.
48:01Peace.
48:08Peace.
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