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00:03Previously on Love Overboard, our couples faced a game-changing test when the exiles return to politely confront them.
00:12And you're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
00:15You are one of the most egotistical men I've ever met in my life.
00:19Thanks for, like, halfway, half-assed telling me what happened.
00:23It's very manly of you.
00:24After our shipmates were tested.
00:26Let's go!
00:26And some interesting new alliances were formed.
00:29I dropped a nuclear bomb.
00:32Four couples will be walking the plank today.
00:36And now our shipmates must decide which couples will stay and which couples will go overboard.
00:43I think you should be scared to a degree, David.
00:46You're not a trustworthy person.
00:48This is the climax we've been waiting for.
00:51So hold on tight and try not to scream.
00:54This is Love Overboard.
01:05Now it's time to fight for your lives with Couples Court.
01:14This is your opportunity to make a case for your relationship or against any of your shipmates to secure a
01:23spot in the final leg of this voyage.
01:26I am a little scared.
01:28But at the same time, Cry and I are very strong.
01:32I think that we have something good going, and I think everyone knows that.
01:35You can vote however you see fit.
01:39For genuine or friendship couples, your scheming strategy is up to you.
01:45Remember, four couples will be going overboard tonight.
01:51Obviously, my mind's racing on what I'm going to say to everyone.
01:54I already know I'm going to be fighting an uphill battle this whole time.
01:57And not because Sophia and I aren't a strong couple, but because I think we have a target on our
02:02backs for coming in later.
02:03Grab a seat around the table.
02:09I know everyone's weaknesses.
02:11David and Val formed on betrayal.
02:16Christine and Jake, he is not serious.
02:20Lexi and James are strong, but have also just been complacent for a while, too.
02:26Since there's only five couples that are able to stay, I want to make sure we all really establish each
02:30of our dynamics so that we make the right decision.
02:33So I have to plead my case as a couple, and Bradley and I, we have been established for officially
02:39five minutes, so I'm screwed.
02:47I feel so grateful for this experience.
02:49I came here with an open heart, and I didn't meet my person.
02:53Brad, it's been so nice getting to know you, but I'm ready to go.
02:59I thought we were in love, to be honest.
03:08I love you guys so much.
03:10I feel like you have to know when it's time to gracefully bow out, and this is my time.
03:16You were never going to see Miss Thing on the plank.
03:18It just never was going to happen, so.
03:24Name a couple that's been here together longer than James and I.
03:28Obviously, I followed him to the bottom.
03:30We've been there together every day since, and that's how you know what we have is real.
03:34I don't think that time spent on this boat is indicative of strength of a relationship.
03:42So if it is the reason that I wanted to get back on the boat, you guys have had plenty
03:45of time here to connect with each other.
03:46Yeah, we've had a time to build a strong connection.
03:49Yeah, a legitimate connection.
03:50I don't think that time and connection is required.
03:54Okay.
03:54Gee, I know you're younger than Tim, 23, he's 30.
03:58Are you ready for a serious relationship?
04:00Um, I think that everyone can see that me and Tim's connection is so undeniable, and we definitely want to
04:07continue our relationship after this journey.
04:10Keith and Delaney, I'm just curious to hear from your standpoints if it's more romantically inclined or friendship.
04:16Starting out, I didn't know where it was going to go, and that's what I told him, too.
04:19I was like, we are very different, but he has the qualities as someone that I really want to be
04:23with.
04:24To my knowledge, I don't think there's been any kind of, like, physical aspect at all.
04:28So, we also kissed for the first time last night.
04:31I know how you feel.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:35And it was nice.
04:37I think Keith has really strong feelings for Delaney.
04:40I don't think Delaney has strong feelings for Keith.
04:42As a woman, you show what you're really into based off of, like, your physical touch.
04:48I don't think Delaney's into it.
04:49I don't think it's going to work.
04:51This is another one, but I think you two, you have a very sexual, high physical relationship, which is awesome.
04:57But what is it besides that?
05:00I have a lot of, like, past shit that I'll always have.
05:06I did tell him, like, if this isn't, like, something real, like, I don't want to, like, play the game.
05:10I can't fake emotion.
05:11And I believe, truly, that, like, you like me.
05:14And I have never had somebody, like, make me feel, like, that wanted and, like, that, like, pretty and, like,
05:21so.
05:22With a guy like Jake, who is just trying to have a good time, doesn't really understand the gravity of
05:27a relationship,
05:28I don't see anything in the future for them.
05:31Across the board, we, Andrew and I, we have been in a partnership from the start.
05:38We have protected one another.
05:39We have been honest with one another.
05:42And I think because of that, we have a relationship that beats out a lot of you guys, honestly.
05:48I think that you do have a friendship that's okay, but it's not a relationship.
05:52Your entire experience has been you guys helping each other get with other people here.
05:56We have a very strong relationship.
05:58Whatever you want to define it as, that's how I'm defining it as.
06:00You're entitled to your opinion.
06:05I think our connection has kind of gone through the most realistic, real-world troubles that prove that we do
06:15have a strong connection
06:16and that off this boat, we would actually be able to make it.
06:21I get a little nervous because I, like, genuinely really do like him, and that feeling scares me a little
06:27bit.
06:27I will just say this.
06:28I think you should be scared to a degree.
06:30You're not a trustworthy person, David.
06:33And how are you going to establish a healthy, honest, trustworthy relationship with Val outside of this
06:40if you can't even process your own emotions throughout this journey with Lo?
06:44I did have real feelings for her.
06:45I do have real feelings for Val.
06:47I've learned a lot about myself, how I handle things, some of the ways that I could have done it
06:51better.
06:51And we've already had those conversations, and I plan to do it better this time.
06:57I think something else to bring up is that I cry, I love you, but I just don't, I don't
07:03see that working out.
07:04Wait, what?
07:05You know, it's maybe less on you, maybe more on you, Lila.
07:09What are you trying to do here right now?
07:11I just don't believe your feelings for him, and when I watch you guys interact, it just looks fake to
07:17me.
07:17It's bold of you to say that you think I'm being fake when everything that's happened with you is nothing
07:21but fake.
07:22Bruh, that is a stress.
07:25Hey, I just think you deserve better.
07:26Fuck you.
07:27No, chill, chill, chill, chill.
07:28It's a joke.
07:31Just because David is salty about me being blunt and honest with him.
07:36Be a fucking man, pussy.
07:40I am genuinely interested in cry, so it's really crazy to me that David is saying that.
07:46She has been the most genuine, authentic person, and I have never had a doubt.
07:51I mean, David, you're calling Lila fake, and it's pretty ironic coming from you.
07:54But obviously, this is a bunch of bullshit, and he's reaching for anything at this moment.
07:58When it comes to our friendship, I lost a lot of respect for David.
08:01I've tried to give him grace and be there for him even after all that shit he did.
08:05Lila aside, I know this is about her, but, like, I'm not here to make you feel worse about shit.
08:10But if you just want someone to fucking vent to, I appreciate that, though.
08:13That's some bullshit.
08:13I mean, I don't know how he can say that given all the shit that he's just done.
08:18It's like, let's be so for real here.
08:24Okay, you've all had time to plead your case, so now it's time to vote.
08:32You will vote for the five couples that you want to stay in the competition.
08:38The four couples with the least amount of votes will be going overboard.
08:46All righty.
08:50I'll see you tonight on the planks.
08:52I'm very nervous right now because it could be a strategy thing.
08:55Obviously, you want to eliminate the strongest couple, and we are the strongest couple.
08:59And we've been there so much, it's like, I would not want to see it end that way.
09:02Another plank, another day.
09:05The seas are hungry for sperm whales and water shoes, and the planks are unpredictable.
09:12No more talking.
09:13It's time to vote.
09:16So, here it is, moment of truth.
09:19We voted off the people with the strongest bond.
09:21Lexi and James, Lila and Cry.
09:25I'm voting for David and Val to go overboard because their entire relationship is based off of deceit and lies.
09:33I'm voting for Crying Lila to go because the boat is going to be a much better place with Lila
09:41gone.
09:50All free vacations must come to an end.
09:53And for our remaining eight couples, the chakra is fresh out of continental breakfast.
10:00And would you look at that?
10:02It's time for the daily mixer held on the planks.
10:06Welcome to the most insane plague ceremony of your lives.
10:15There's only room for five couples to move forward.
10:19And your shipmates have voted.
10:22Tonight, we will find out who is safe and who is going overboard.
10:32How's your assholes?
10:34Are they clenched?
10:35Oh, God.
10:36But first, there is one single among us.
10:40Sade left, which leaves Bradley alone.
10:43Unfortunately, Bradley, it's time to walk the plank.
10:47Bye, Bradley.
10:48I love you.
10:48Bye, Bradley.
10:49I love you.
10:50I'm getting thrown off the boat.
10:51So I'm going out with a fucking splash.
10:54I know you guys want to hear my role.
10:56So I'll share a couple with you guys.
10:59Tim.
11:00Oh, no.
11:04Bye, Brad.
11:05Woo.
11:07Love you, Brad.
11:08Holy shit.
11:11Okay, I will be calling each couple to stand on the plank today,
11:16where you find out whether you will go back to the top side or overboard.
11:25Tim and Gia, please step up to the planks.
11:28Love you guys.
11:29Love you.
11:30Love you guys.
11:30I know that me and Tim are such a strong couple.
11:32I feel like every day we spend time together,
11:34we're becoming more and more connected.
11:36But people have strategies in this situation.
11:39So there is a chance that we may be going overboard.
11:45Tim, Gia, your shipmates have voted.
11:51You are going.
11:58Back to the top side.
12:02You are safe.
12:03Congratulations, Matt.
12:04You can kiss.
12:06Yay.
12:08So I'm really happy that we met.
12:10Me too.
12:11The fact that we live fucking five minutes from each other.
12:13It was meant to be.
12:13We're meant to be.
12:14Sorry.
12:15We're meant to be.
12:18Sophia and Reese.
12:20Reese and I didn't get a chance, like the rest of them,
12:23to shoot our shot.
12:24But I'm like, you know, let go, let God.
12:26Your shipmates have voted.
12:29You are going.
12:30With the baseline, the rush, let it define.
12:34Yeah, this is the right time.
12:37Let's go.
12:39Overboard.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:44Come on, come on, come on, come on.
12:46Holy, dude.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:52Lexi and James, your time has come.
12:55What me and Lexi have is amazing.
12:58We've been there since day one for each other,
12:59and we're the strongest couple.
13:01I'm very nervous because I don't know
13:03if these people voted me off.
13:04Like, I don't know if they were playing strategy
13:06or they were playing gender connections
13:08and, like, keeping strong couples.
13:10Oh, fuck.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Your shipmates have voted.
13:14You are going.
13:18I don't like this at all.
13:20I don't like this at all.
13:23Let's go.
13:26To the top side!
13:30Yay, congratulations!
13:34Delaney and Keith,
13:36please step up to the planks.
13:47Delaney!
13:53I do think me and Keith are a strong couple.
13:55I think it's just different
13:56than what everybody else has done.
13:57Me and Keith have ultimately moved at our own pace
13:59and been completely authentic to ourselves,
14:01and I'm really proud of us for that.
14:03But I have no idea how this vote's going to go.
14:06Delaney and Keith,
14:08your shipmates have voted.
14:11You are going.
14:19Back to the top side!
14:22Yay!
14:27And that and Andrew come down to the planks.
14:31Oh, Keith is here.
14:33No way.
14:33Keith?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Told you.
14:35I went.
14:36No way!
14:37I didn't think so, to be honest.
14:39Okay, guys, let's be really excited.
14:41Keith!
14:43Keith!
14:44Keith!
14:45Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:48Keith!
14:51There are still four couples to walk the plank
14:55with only two available rooms remaining on the top side.
15:01I learned to love Andrew, and that love is so strong.
15:05It is a friend thing, but I care about her.
15:08She cares about me.
15:09Anytime I need comfort, he's there.
15:11Truly feel very at ease in his company.
15:15Anna and Andrew, your shipmates have voted.
15:20Feel like I'm falling.
15:25You are going.
15:27Feel like I'm falling.
15:31Short.
15:33Overboard.
15:36Supernova in my soul.
15:39Burning bright.
15:40That drop is so scary.
15:43That drop is so scary.
15:44Christine and Jake, please come down to the planks.
15:48All right, guys.
15:49All right, guys.
15:50Things have obviously changed since Jake and I first met,
15:54and he takes really good care of me.
15:56I trust him with my whole heart,
15:57and I really think that things are going to progress
16:00far past this vote.
16:02You should not have looked down.
16:05Christine and Jake,
16:07your shipmates have voted.
16:10You are going.
16:12No bright in my soul.
16:14No bright in my soul.
16:28No bright, no bright, no bright.
16:30No bright in my soul.
16:35To the top.
16:37Yes!
16:37Two couples one couple will be staying and one couple will be going overboard
16:48Unfortunately, I think what David did is I kind of just
16:56Unfortunately before I know it it's just me and cry and Val and David left up next is Leela and
17:04cry
17:05I am terrified, but I'm not concerned because I think that everybody sees that cry and I's relationship is real
17:13I see us, you know growing strong together in the future. We are perfect for each other
17:21I know for sure that we're stronger a couple then David and Val we've shown that and proven that and
17:26we've been together for way longer than they have
17:30But you don't know what strategy people are pulling. So you never know. I hope that my shipmates made the
17:36right decision
17:37When your fate is in the hands of others you really lay back every
17:42Interaction you've had with all the other people on this boat. I think I've made a lot of really tough
17:47polarizing decision throughout my time here and I
17:51Wouldn't be surprised if this was the time that they chose to yank that carpet out from underneath me
17:59Karai and Leela your shipmates have voted
18:05You are going
18:20Karai and Leela
18:22Your shipmates have voted
18:25Karai and Leela are last against David and Val. It's making me feel very confused just because I know for
18:32a fact that Karai and I have a very strong relationship
18:36Especially when compared to David and Val
18:39You are going
18:50It's my time
19:00Overboard
19:07I think it really speaks volumes that a majority of my shipmates voted for us to stay.
19:11David and I have gone through so much to get to this point.
19:14Wow.
19:15So it can really only go up from here.
19:18Congratulations, you survived the planks.
19:20Please go join the other couples on the top deck.
19:24Thank you, Gabby.
19:25Happy for you.
19:28I am surprised because with the whole thing with Lo, I was worried people didn't see, you know, me anymore.
19:34But maybe they're also able to see, you know, my learning journey and how I'm changing.
19:39I want to see Karai and Leila walk up here.
19:41Me too.
19:42I better see them, bro, honestly.
19:43I know it's going to be them.
19:44Who's splitting the last glasses of champagne?
19:46Here they come.
19:46Who is it?
19:47For sure.
19:48Who is it?
19:49Let's go!
19:54Let's go!
19:55Let's go!
19:58We love you!
20:00How the fuck did we need to keep Jake and Chris and fucking David and Belle out fucking doing
20:05Kawhi and Leila?
20:06Is everyone okay?
20:10Hi, Gabby.
20:11Hi!
20:12Congratulations!
20:15Yay!
20:16So you survived the planks and as the top five couples, I have a treat for you all.
20:23Tomorrow, tomorrow, you're finally getting off this yacht.
20:27Each couple will explore Malta, courtesy of Chime, for a full day and night of freedom and fun.
20:41But these dates aren't a vacation.
20:45They're a chance to really explore your relationship on a deeper level.
20:51And if your love language is spending someone else's money, this is your time to show!
20:57Yay!
21:00I'm really excited to finally have, like, real privacy and, like, a real place to just connect
21:06and use this time to figure out, like, who we are to each other.
21:09Because I don't know if Jake is faking anything for the camera.
21:14I'm so hyped for that, bro.
21:16Spending the night off the yacht.
21:18Well, Lexi's gonna be amazing.
21:20All the nights sleeping in the bunk beds.
21:22I feel like we deserve a new sleeping arrangement.
21:25It changes everything.
21:26I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:28Yes!
21:36I don't know if I'm more excited for our five couples to explore Malta or to enjoy my fortress
21:44of solitude with head chef Dimitris Braun-Linguini.
21:50We're in Valetta!
21:52This is gonna be a fun day.
21:54I feel like I want to look almost behind every single door here.
21:58Like, what is this?
21:59What is that?
22:01Ooh.
22:02A train.
22:04Now, should we hop on the train right now?
22:06Get on.
22:06Just jump in.
22:10Yay!
22:12How's it going?
22:13I've dated a lot of people that aren't compatible with me.
22:17I don't want to do that anymore.
22:19And I've actually never been with a guy like Keef before.
22:24He makes me feel safe.
22:25He makes me feel very protected.
22:27He's kind, he's genuine, and he's a gentleman.
22:30This is beautiful.
22:33What's been your favorite view in Malta so far?
22:35You.
22:36Good answer.
22:37I like that one.
22:38I've never done anything like this before.
22:40Have you?
22:41I've never done anything like this before.
22:42Like this?
22:43In a boat like this?
22:44Yeah, I haven't either.
22:44It's definitely not.
22:46Do you want your wife to be a stay-at-home wife, or do you want her to work?
22:49I want my kids to be raised by their mom.
22:52Daycare's great, but I don't want somebody else raising my kid.
22:54How about you?
22:56Um, I think that, like, I love to work.
22:59It is my passion.
23:01So, for me, like, working is fun.
23:04And I take a lot of pride in it.
23:05And I kind of, like, have built my identity around it, to be honest.
23:08So, you know, it's 2025.
23:09If the mother's the breadwinner and the dad, like, it's better with the kids, like, why not?
23:13I'm a pretty traditional guy, you know.
23:15I know it's 2025, but I'll do my roles as a man, and I want her to do her roles
23:20as a woman.
23:21Right.
23:22I want her to have a simple life, taking care of my children.
23:25Mm-hmm.
23:27Yeah, you're a simple man.
23:28Very simple man.
23:32Well, that was quite an open and progressive conversation.
23:36Hopefully, our other couples are being cute on the island of Malta.
23:41Cue our very sweet date montage.
23:45Oh, my gosh.
23:48Hi.
23:49Hi.
23:50Oh, wow.
23:51Wow.
23:52I'd like to see you in one of those dresses.
23:55An herbs and spice shop?
23:57I love their herbs and spice.
23:59You want to go on there?
23:59Come.
24:00Well, what are we choosing to now?
24:02We're choosing to a gorgeous day.
24:06I would choose to just kind of being a once-in-a-lifetime experience and getting to spend it with
24:12you.
24:13Babe, do we love?
24:15Oh, yeah.
24:16That's going for sure.
24:18Might just get one of these, too.
24:20I want the flag.
24:22Have you guys ever tried having your tea leaves red?
24:25Tea leaves?
24:26Yeah.
24:27No?
24:27No, something a little special that we do here.
24:29Ooh.
24:30I feel like more than anybody else, we have the potential to, like, build something strong outside of here.
24:36Yeah, I agree.
24:38Yeah?
24:39Yeah.
24:40As I look into these leaves, I can see a journey of love and signs of laughter and joyous moments.
24:46Keep going how you're going.
24:48There will be kids at the same time, maybe.
24:51At the same time?
24:52Twins?
24:55I'm kind of hard to read sometimes, but I feel like you read me pretty well.
24:59Like, you'll just look at me and, like, you'll, like, you just know.
25:02And I really like that.
25:03And that, like, makes me feel like, I don't know, like, I feel like I can really trust you.
25:07Good.
25:07I hope you feel seen and, you know, heard.
25:10Yeah.
25:11I'm cool.
25:11I'm cool.
25:16I'm cool.
25:17I'm cool.
25:17Cheers.
25:21This might be fun.
25:22I'm having a blast.
25:23You're the only reason I'm still here.
25:24I would, hey.
25:25Us making it this far just reassured me that, like, I knew you were my person since day
25:30one.
25:30I didn't know how I was going to do it, but I was like, that's mine.
25:33I feel like every conversation we have just reiterates that we do want to be together.
25:38And we lean on each other a lot.
25:40And that makes me love him more.
25:42Love's a crazy word.
25:44Cut that.
25:45I love things about him, but we're going to have to figure out if we really do, you
25:49know, love each other.
25:50Until he says it, I'll never say it.
25:52Cheers to every date getting better and better.
25:55It really does.
25:56Yeah.
26:01So, like, what are your fears as far as, like, being in this relationship?
26:07Um, I've been in a lot of, like, not so healthy relationships in the past.
26:12And I've been cheated on in almost every single relationship that I have been in.
26:17Unfortunately, I would come back because I thought that's, like, kind of, like, what
26:20I deserved.
26:21And what I learned is, like, it's not something that I'll ever deal with again.
26:24No.
26:25And, um...
26:26As you shouldn't, you deserve better.
26:28Yeah.
26:28And I want to be able to provide that for you.
26:30You're literally so perfect to me.
26:32It's crazy how I've known you for less than a week, and I feel like I'm already falling for
26:36you.
26:37And I've enjoyed every second I've gotten to spend with you, and I can't wait to enjoy plenty
26:40more.
26:41So, I think Christine's been through a lot in my life.
26:43And so, I'm super glad that I could reassure her that I don't want to be able to let her
26:48have those fears anymore.
26:49I want to be there for her, no matter what, through all the thick and all the thin.
26:53What were those fears?
26:56Uh, what were they?
27:16Are you excited?
27:18A hotel room with you, baby?
27:20Are you excited?
27:21Yeah.
27:23It's been a day of flirting and innocence for our final couples, for once.
27:27But tonight, with a private hotel room off the yacht, literally anything can happen, especially
27:34with top shelf champagne.
27:36No wonder where mine went.
27:38Oh my god.
27:39Oh my god.
27:40Cheers.
27:43Today was incredible.
27:46And I've been like, reserving saying this for a while.
27:50I think I'm definitely like, I'm starting to fall in love with you.
27:54I agree.
27:55You know?
27:55I feel like the same way.
27:57Yeah.
28:00It feels good to finally just be able to say it.
28:03And her saying that she's falling for me, too, just was so reassuring to me.
28:07It made me feel complete.
28:17Start with your feet together.
28:19Over.
28:20Go.
28:21Like that.
28:22Come back this way.
28:23Wait, that's a square dance.
28:24No, it's not.
28:25This way.
28:26This way.
28:27This way.
28:28Come on.
28:28So this is what you do naked in your kitchen while you're cooking?
28:31Sometimes.
28:32I love that.
28:35Like I was really happy today.
28:37In like a way I haven't gone in a really long time.
28:40I can't wake up every day without you by my side.
28:43Everything is true that I felt from day one.
28:45It's like, I am in love with you and mine.
28:49You're in love with me?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah.
28:52Yeah.
28:52You're everything I need, honestly.
28:56I'm in love with you, too.
29:07I'm in love with you.
29:09I'm in love with Lexi.
29:11It feels amazing.
29:12Lexi telling me that she's also in love with me just like solidifies like everything we've
29:18done was right and it kind of makes us stronger as a team and we're ready to take on whatever
29:23comes our way.
29:24Wow.
29:26So happy to see the shipmates sharing I love you's after three seconds.
29:30What are you, lesbians?
29:32But are they sharing those three words with the right people or all in vain?
29:54You check on the door real quick.
29:56Am I answering this?
29:59I'm right back from Jumble together or whatever.
30:01I am calling the right people, I am in love with you.
30:06I am in love with you.
30:08I am in love with you.
30:09My in love with you.
30:09Come.
30:10You can't do this.
30:15Hi, babe.
30:20Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:24What the fuck!
30:25What the fuck!
30:27What the fuck is going on?
30:30Hi.
30:31Hello.
30:32Hi, how are you?
30:32What?
30:34Jesus!
30:36What the fuck is here?
30:38Wait, who the fuck is?
30:40This is my best friend.
30:42No way!
30:43That's when you're seven years old.
30:45Spry.
30:46Shut the fuck up.
30:48Are you serious?
30:51Oh my god!
30:53No.
30:54Shut the fuck up.
30:55Wait, this is a lie.
30:57This is so true.
31:01Gia, you're giving my eyes allergies and you have such a beautiful cry.
31:06It's that time in the season when best friends and family of the shipmates are brought in to harshly judge
31:12their beloved partners and express their support or express their dissent.
31:17No fucking way.
31:18Okay, come sit.
31:19Come sit with us.
31:19Come sit.
31:20Hi.
31:20Hi.
31:21Yeah, say hi.
31:22Leilani.
31:22Leilani, nice to meet you.
31:24Leilani, this is my best fucking friend in the whole wide world.
31:26I know that she'll ask all the hard questions, see if James is really in love with me.
31:31And if Leilani says no, I'm leaving here with her.
31:36Wait, okay.
31:37So I want to know, like, what's the deal?
31:39How did everything start?
31:40Like, what's your story?
31:41He was the guy that, like, yelled, I'm horny the first day.
31:44Immediately, oh.
31:45Right?
31:46Yes.
31:47I know.
31:47You did so much better.
31:49Like, show me the other contestants.
31:51I could pick another one for you.
31:54Are we relationship?
31:56Are we figuring things out?
31:59Love each other?
32:02Okay, so we just expressed that probably, like, five minutes before you walked in.
32:07Oh, it's like, no, no.
32:09It does happen.
32:10So that's how we're feeling right now.
32:12Okay.
32:13My point of view, you've only known her a couple weeks.
32:16Do you really love her to her core to continue this after?
32:20Leilani is grilling me.
32:21I'm starting to feel a little pressure.
32:23I'm like, does she hate me or, like, am I answering the questions wrong?
32:31I know I love her.
32:34And not only because she's been there for me, but when we argue or fight, she actually, like, speaks her
32:40piece.
32:40Like, look, this is what I didn't like.
32:42And I'm like, oh, I like that.
32:43Because someone calling me out on my shit is, like, not normal to me.
32:46But I'm like, oh.
32:46As she should.
32:47Okay, yeah.
32:49Coming here and meeting Christine was the best thing I ever had.
32:52And I think she's the most beautiful girl ever.
32:55From the outside and inside.
32:56You know, I genuinely mean that.
32:59She's got the prettiest little smile, too.
33:01It's not even about that.
33:02It's just, like, even just the way she looks at me.
33:04And I'm just like, wow.
33:05Like, she has it all.
33:06Do you always talk like this?
33:08Do I always?
33:09Do I always talk like this? How?
33:11Just very, like, smooth, very suave.
33:13I've said it, too.
33:14I've said it, too.
33:17Um, I'd like to say so.
33:19Yeah.
33:19I want to hear all about your journey so far.
33:22Me and Val kind of on our date hit the ground running.
33:28And it came down to me making a big decision on, you know, sticking with who I'd been with versus
33:35going with, you know, my gut.
33:38And he had me on a plank for 45 minutes.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Um.
33:43Uh.
33:44Was it because you were struggling to decide or?
33:47Um.
33:48Let's see.
33:51Oh, fuck.
33:53Go now.
33:53This is what I needed.
33:55Please.
33:56Helps me with the tough questions that I can't do because, you know, I suck at emotions, so.
34:00Um, you know, I could tell that the other person might have been unaware that I was going to pick
34:11Val.
34:12Yeah.
34:12And so I wanted to give them time to realize, like, my head has turned.
34:21Wait, wait, okay.
34:22Hi.
34:23How are you?
34:24Nice to meet you.
34:25How are you doing?
34:26I'm a little bit nervous because I know how she feels about him.
34:29Like, he's everything to her.
34:30And I just told her I love her.
34:32I literally just told her I love her.
34:34But if I don't impress Louis, like, this whole thing could just crumble.
34:38So, okay, Tim, what prompted you to feel like you needed to come to Malta to find love?
34:45Initially, I was like, oh, I'm single, like, hot girls on a boat.
34:49And then I had one conversation with your sister and that was it.
34:55I had some serious relationships, but I had, like, a past where I was doing my own thing.
35:00And whatever you want to categorize that as, like, that's great.
35:03But I'm, you know, I met her and I'm ready to fucking grow up, man.
35:09Okay, so tell me, what was the longest relationship you've had prior to, yeah, just period?
35:14My longest relationship was four and a half years.
35:17Oh, and when did that end, if you don't mind me asking?
35:19That ended, like, end of 2018.
35:23Okay, fair enough.
35:24Where do you see yourself with Gia?
35:26Yeah, I mean, I see myself with her long-term.
35:29Like, in years or in days?
35:31No, years.
35:32Okay.
35:32100%.
35:34I'm just wondering, if you haven't really been in a long-term relationship in quite a number of years,
35:38are you ready for the day-to-day of Gia versus the yacht Gia with a glass of champagne in
35:43her hand?
35:45So what was your most recent relationship?
35:48I'd love to just hear a little bit more about that.
35:50A year and a half to two years.
35:52Mm-hmm.
35:53And we ultimately separated because of trust issues.
35:58I've reacted very spitefully and, you know, essentially stepped out.
36:09So infidelity took place, or...?
36:13Yeah, that is kind of what I meant.
36:15Because the thing with Val is, like, she's genuine to her core and loyal.
36:20So I just want to make sure that she's taken care of.
36:23And if someone's fully committed to her all the way, it's, like, all the way.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Yeah.
36:30Manuela is somebody who can sniff bullshit a mile away.
36:35And so I just feel like I had to, you know, be honest.
36:39I hope, regardless of what I did, it more mattered that I told the truth.
36:48Cheers.
36:49Just, yes.
36:50Cheers.
36:51This is crazy.
36:53My friend Olivia is my ride or die.
36:56I've known her since I was in first grade.
36:58She knows me, like, the back of her hand.
37:00And I really value her opinion.
37:02I think sometimes I get really caught up in the moment.
37:05And every single time, Olivia always calls me out.
37:08Because she knows me sometimes better than I know myself.
37:11I have to know how you guys met each other, how you picked each other.
37:15We just, like, hit it off.
37:17He is from Nebraska.
37:18He's kind of, like, a country boy.
37:21And he kind of just, like, reminded me of indie vibes, you know?
37:25Okay.
37:26He is 23.
37:29Okay.
37:30Okay.
37:30So, he's a little bit younger.
37:31That's newer for me.
37:33He is a police officer.
37:34He's, like, lived in Nebraska his whole life.
37:36The town he lives in has, like, 200 people.
37:38So, what do you think about L.A.?
37:40Oh, my goodness.
37:41Yeah, it's crazy.
37:42He's a pretty traditional guy.
37:43Like, he doesn't drink.
37:44Okay.
37:45Yeah.
37:45Is that, like, police officer vibes or...?
37:47No, I just, I don't like it.
37:49Okay.
37:49Do you go to church?
37:50Is that something that you...?
37:51Okay.
37:52Would you expect Delaney to go to church with you?
37:54It's a discussion for a later time.
37:56Okay.
37:57So, what do you see in Delaney?
37:59You're pretty.
38:01You've been amazing so far.
38:03She's not very funny, but sometimes.
38:06Oh, my gosh.
38:07I'm just kidding.
38:09I'm learning new things.
38:10Um, she's beautiful,
38:12and I just see a future together with you now.
38:14I'm just having a hard time
38:16because you don't look like Delaney's type.
38:20Police officer, that kind of...
38:22The Nebraska, that scares me,
38:24and I just have a hard time
38:27believing that somebody who's 23
38:29is actually ready to, like, settle down with someone.
38:34Well, Olivia, she's very opinionated.
38:36It's bothering me a little bit
38:38because she has a big influence on Delaney.
38:40She made some comments I strongly disagree with.
38:43This is between me and Delaney.
38:45Our opinions are the only ones that matter right now.
38:47I feel like it's something I'm gonna have to talk to her about.
38:59Before we head back to Our Lady of the Chakra,
39:02it's time to goss, which is my favorite activity,
39:06to really figure out if these relationships will sink right here in Malta
39:11or square dance back to Nebraska.
39:14What do you think of Keith?
39:16Honest.
39:17He's not your type.
39:19Nothing against police officers, nothing against any of that.
39:21I just don't know if your, like, lifestyle is mesh.
39:24Like, would he be okay if you just, like, went to Vegas for work
39:27or, like, doing shoots and bikinis and stuff like that
39:30because it's work-related?
39:31I think he's very traditional.
39:34And he does have that, like, protector quality to him
39:36where he, you know, has younger sisters.
39:39So, I don't know.
39:41You like to party.
39:42You like to go out.
39:42You like to have a good time.
39:43And, like, what I foresee happening is, like,
39:46him putting you into a freaking shell.
39:48You're not a fan.
39:49I know that you would accept him.
39:51I'm worried about him fully accepting you.
39:55I think my one concern with him is just what he explained
39:58about last night with cheating.
40:00I think it's definitely something that you should keep
40:04in the back of your brain.
40:05But I think you get, for now, my stamp of approval.
40:09I love you so much.
40:13Getting Manuela's stamp of approval does a lot
40:15for me and David's relationship
40:16because she knows how much I've struggled.
40:18And for her to say, okay, like, I'm comfortable with this.
40:21I think you should lean into this.
40:23Speaks volumes to me.
40:24Like, the shripper wall that I was holding onto
40:26just, like, completely fell at that point.
40:28Okay.
40:29So, what do you think?
40:29What are your red flags?
40:31I guess, listen, you've known each other for days.
40:33As he expressed, listen, I'm obsessed,
40:35and, like, I just want to get to know you.
40:36He told me he was falling in love with me.
40:43Was he drinking champagne?
40:44No.
40:45Oh, okay.
40:46My thing is, I'm like, go big or go home.
40:48If I'm obsessed, I'm like, you are my husband,
40:51let's fucking run the whole nine yards.
40:53And you know that.
40:54But if you are that person, it's the right person for me.
40:56I don't know if he's that person.
40:59And I'm not getting the vibe that you know.
41:02I think Louis likes him as a person.
41:05I think he sees the chemistry there, but I think he's skeptical.
41:08At the end of the day, Louis is a realistic thinker,
41:10and he's protective of me.
41:12And I don't fault him for that.
41:14If anything, that's a reason I seek his opinion in so many situations.
41:19In two seconds, if I wasn't feeling anything on this boat,
41:22I would jump off.
41:24You know this.
41:25The fact that I've stayed here this long, I think,
41:27tells you enough about how I'm serious about the situation.
41:31Because if I'm not into it, I'm going to get the fuck out.
41:34And this is not the case.
41:36I'm happy and I'm parked.
41:38You know what?
41:38I do think it is beautiful that he does love you,
41:42and he seems like a great guy.
41:43He should love me, right?
41:45The bitch.
41:46Me?
41:46Babe, imagine if he didn't.
41:50I think you should lean into it if you like him a lot,
41:52and you clearly do.
41:54But just because I said it out loud that I want this to work,
41:56doesn't mean that it's meant to.
41:58You know damn well I will run to you if I need anything.
42:01Yes.
42:01And you will be there for me to catch you.
42:03Always, babe.
42:03Always gotta catch you.
42:04I love you.
42:05Bam!
42:11How are you feeling about it?
42:13I don't know.
42:14To be honest.
42:16It feels really genuine.
42:18Yeah.
42:18Like, every single moment that he was talking about you
42:21and your relationship, he was smiling.
42:24Yeah.
42:24That was the biggest great flag.
42:26He never talked about you with some sort of arrogance,
42:28like, yeah, I got the hottest girl here.
42:31Yeah.
42:31You know, like, he talked about you in the sense
42:35that it made me feel like, okay.
42:38Leilani's stamp of approval means the world to me.
42:41I know that I am leaving this boat with this man.
42:44I'm so glad you got to meet him, so.
42:46I love you, baby.
42:47I hope he makes you happy, and if he doesn't, I'll kill him.
42:50Mm-hmm.
42:53Isn't he cute?
42:54Better than...
42:56You should...
42:57Even you should see him, like, shirtless.
42:59Like, she's crazy.
43:00Are we...
43:02...digmatized?
43:04Are we...
43:05That's such a good word.
43:06Um, I don't think so.
43:09Mm-hmm.
43:09Let's take those rose-colored glasses off for a hot second here.
43:13I'm not gonna say that I don't like him.
43:17I'm gonna say that I need to...
43:20...see more.
43:22Yeah.
43:22Because he does seem like a smooth talker.
43:24Yeah.
43:25But, like, how long can you smooth talk for?
43:27I've definitely fallen for smooth talkers.
43:30I am easily manipulated because I am highly emotional.
43:34And when I like somebody, I don't see any red flags.
43:38So, um, I'm a little worried about that.
43:46So much.
43:53The ever-pithy Amaya describes Christina's mind in just one word.
43:58And the rest of the friends and family accurately judge the male suitors, in my humble opinion.
44:03But now it's time for these lovebirds to talk about their futures before heading back to the yacht for their
44:09final challenge.
44:11I can't wait to have more memories with you.
44:14Aww.
44:14Aww.
44:15If you're lucky.
44:16Yeah, no.
44:17Have you respect me, of course.
44:19All right.
44:20I love you so much.
44:22Oh, my God.
44:23Let me be honest.
44:24I will.
44:24Safe travels.
44:25I love you.
44:26Talking to my friend, Olivia, made me realize these concerns that I'm having, that I have had, my friend sees
44:32right off the bat.
44:33I think that there are some more things that Keefe and I have to talk about and get on the
44:37same page about.
44:41So, that's Olivia.
44:42She has a very big personality.
44:44She's, like, very cutthroat, brutally honest about things, you know?
44:49She brought up some good points, though.
44:50Like, I'm a model.
44:52Sometimes, you know, I shoot in bikinis.
44:55Sometimes I have to travel for work.
44:56Sometimes I, you know, get invited to big events and parties and things like that.
45:02Like, are you actually okay with those things?
45:05Like, if you're going to be with me in a relationship, there's obviously some things you just, you shouldn't do.
45:10I'm a cop, right?
45:12Everything you do is going to reflect me.
45:13You have to be held to the same higher standard that I am.
45:16Like, if you get caught with, like, let's say, a drug, right?
45:20I'm not doing drugs.
45:21But it's just an example.
45:23Or, like, let's say you get a DUI, right?
45:25Definitely not.
45:25I'm not saying you ever would.
45:26It's just an example.
45:27I don't like this example right now.
45:29Like, I don't think that this should be...
45:30You should be careful with me using weed.
45:32I live in Cali, so I wouldn't get in trouble for weed.
45:34That's not true.
45:36You can't just drive and smoke weed.
45:37Did I say I drive and smoke weed?
45:39I didn't say...
45:39Never mind.
45:40Never mind.
45:41I'm trying to put this in your terms.
45:42I'm not loving your tone.
45:43I'm not going to lie.
45:45Okay.
45:46All right.
45:47I'm a very open-minded person.
45:49I feel that, like, I'm very accepting of who you are.
45:52But I want to make sure that you're also accepting of me.
45:55And I never want to be with someone that wants to change me.
45:59And I don't want us to, like, brush over these things.
46:03And then in the future, you actually end up having a problem with, like, just who I am.
46:07I still really like Keith.
46:09And I trust what he says.
46:11But at the same time, I have noticed our differences from the very start.
46:14But I've accepted Keith for who he is.
46:16And I would hope that he can do the same for me.
46:18And I'm not sure that he can.
46:29Next time on the season finale of Love Overboard, our messy masturbators return to the chakra.
46:38And the winning couple is crowned.
46:40But not before their fellow friends and trusted shipmates air out all of their dirty laundry.
46:46Nothing's private here.
46:47I will have sex when I am ready to have sex.
46:49I don't think I homewrecked anything.
46:51You don't want to speak on that?
46:52I'm not going to share that.
46:53Are you going to wait 45 minutes to tell me?
46:55I just might.
46:55I'm not a little blows here.
46:57Once a cheater, always a cheater.
46:58Fuck that question.
46:59You fucked Lauren and then dumped her in the water.
47:01Ugh.
47:02Fuck this.
47:04Only one couple will sail off into the sunset.
47:08This will be the most dramatic finale of Love Overboard since, well, ever.
47:15Welcome to the final Blake ceremony, everyone.
47:19Oh no!
47:21Oh no!
47:21Oh no!
47:23Oh no!
47:35Oh no!
47:39Oh no!
47:59I am a seed in one seat.
47:59You areoli.
48:04What are demons who are supposed to be too.
48:04Oh no!
48:04Look for Brooke.
48:05Well done!
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