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The Neighbourhood UK S01E01 (2026)
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00:04In the heart of the Peak District
00:10Lies a picture-perfect village
00:12Morning, Graham
00:13Morning, Kim
00:14Have they arrived yet?
00:15Not long now
00:16But appearances can be very deceiving
00:22Six real households from across the UK are about to move in
00:25Hello, hello!
00:29Mum!
00:30They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest
00:33Where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million pounds
00:37To win, they'll need to keep their neighbours on side
00:40You guys should all come over later
00:41We'll show you a good time
00:43We want to take you with us to the final
00:46Or they'll risk being voted out
00:48The first remover will take place in one hour
00:53Walk over to the house you'd like to remove
00:55And plant that sign outside the front door
00:58Game on
00:59This is so intense
01:04They have left the group chat
01:07Oh my God, there is
01:08There's only one way to guarantee their safety
01:12Come on!
01:13Winning a neighbourhood challenge will give them immunity from the next removal
01:16What?
01:17In the belt!
01:18This is neck and neck
01:20250 grand
01:21We are willing to do whatever it takes
01:25So, who will play ruthless to beat the rest?
01:28Well, well, well
01:29So you can have a secret alliance, but we can't
01:31They stab you in the back just like that
01:33They're poisoned
01:34While staying popular enough to survive the votes
01:37The right vote would be to go peskers
01:39No way!
01:40Could you imagine what everyone would say about us?
01:42Fake people
01:43It's just they're all so nice to your face
01:45And can they ever really trust the people next door?
01:49It looks like we could have been snaked
01:50I just didn't expect so many families willing to like sell each other out
01:54I'd rather protect my family than get in bed with a lot of snakes
01:59The truth will come out
02:03It's not just about keeping up with the Joneses
02:06You're here to beat them
02:09Whoa!
02:18We've been added to the neighbourhood group chat
02:20Yeah!
02:21Yeah!
02:23How are we going to win this money?
02:24Just put me forward for all the challenges
02:25Yeah
02:25Not just smash the challenges
02:26Simple as that
02:27We say we can put Lucas up for things
02:29But what if it's spelling?
02:31Can't put Lucas up for spelling
02:33What are you digging me up for?
02:36It's moving day for our six households
02:41We're all about to embark on the game of a lifetime
02:45We've got to come out with a plan to win this
02:47John
02:48You need to be in your best behaviour
02:50What do you mean?
02:51You just do
02:54If we do win the money guys, what do you reckon we'll do with it?
02:56Well you're moving out
02:58That was instant
02:59That was a no-brainer
03:01I just want to make friends
03:02Friends on 250k
03:04What would you reckon?
03:04Yeah, I mean I've got plenty of friends haven't I?
03:10Oh it's lovely isn't it?
03:15Oh look at all the plants
03:17Oh you're going to have a field day here
03:18Oh the pub! Tony!
03:20Where?
03:21This way!
03:22Ribs!
03:23A little bit babes!
03:25Oh look!
03:26Look!
03:27I'm here with my husband Tony
03:30And this is Reuben
03:32My son
03:32We have an amazing blended family together
03:36Reuben will be the mediator if we annoy anyone
03:38I can empathise with them
03:39Because I'll know what it's like to be annoyed by these
03:43Oh look!
03:44I think this is your room guys
03:45Very nice
03:46Big shower as well babe
03:48Yeah Reuben can you get the room furthest away from our space?
03:51Guys!
03:52All the time!
03:53I can't handle it!
03:56Mate this looks mustard
03:58Look at this!
03:59Oh mum we can have a coffee!
04:01Oh the cafe!
04:02Oh there's another family!
04:04Oh there's lots of them!
04:06Hi!
04:08Hi!
04:08Hi!
04:09How we doing?
04:11Hi!
04:11Hi!
04:12We're the Bradens
04:13We're from Leon C in Essex
04:15Hi!
04:15We would definitely be underestimated
04:17but I think that's a super power
04:19I feel like being underestimated
04:20is probably the best thing that ever happens to me
04:23because it gives me a chance to prove people well
04:26Oh isn't it beautiful?
04:29Really nice
04:29This looks huge
04:30You have to be humble in victory
04:32modest in defeat
04:33Or is that the wrong way round?
04:35Modest in victory
04:36humble in defeat
04:37Here we go
04:39What do we have ducks?
04:41Baby ducks?
04:42Do you know what this reminds me of?
04:44Emmerdale
04:45Hello!
04:47Jesus Christ
04:48Mum
04:48Mum
04:49Leave them to do their thing
04:52Leave them alone
04:52They will come out when they're damn well ready
04:55Hello mate!
04:56How are we?
04:56You alright?
04:58Nice to meet you
04:59That's what you do?
05:00We're the Bradens
05:01We're the Condolas and Sandra
05:03We're the Condolas and Sandra
05:03First Alliance done
05:04Don't vote for us
05:05We won't vote for you
05:06There we go
05:07Straight in
05:08Do you like samosas?
05:09I love samosas
05:09I don't boast
05:13But I know I can cook
05:14They do say
05:16the way to anybody's heart
05:17is through the stomach
05:18don't they?
05:19Thank you very much
05:20Thank you very much
05:20We'll see you soon
05:22Ta-da
05:22Thank you
05:23Cheers
05:23See you later
05:25So they were siblings
05:27Mum
05:27and then a grandson
05:28Yeah
05:29I think you boys
05:30are stuffing your faces already
05:31Oh
05:32I need a water
05:33What is it spicy?
05:35Yeah a little bit
05:36Lovely
05:36What are you talking about?
05:38Well wipe those crumbs off your face Nathan
05:40The rest of the neighbours are here
05:42First impressions count by the way
05:44Is that why you wore that shirt?
05:46Whoa
05:48Someone's coming
06:04Someone's coming
06:06Oh my god
06:07Seriously?
06:10We're besties already
06:11We're ready
06:12Let's go
06:13I'm so excited
06:13Come on
06:19They're going to be our competitors
06:21They're going to be our uni students
06:23Oh my goodness
06:28Look at this
06:30Oh this is stunning
06:35So now that all the households are in the neighbourhood
06:37The removals team
06:39Ding dong on those doorbells
06:44Yo
06:45Oh my god
06:46Let's go, let's go, let's go
06:54That's great
06:55Hi
06:56Hi
06:57Congratulations
06:59Oh my god
07:00Oh my god
07:01Hi
07:04Hi
07:04Hi
07:04Oh my god
07:05Hi
07:07Hello everyone
07:07And welcome to
07:09The Neighbourhood
07:13Some of you have already met
07:14I know
07:15And I'm sure you're itching to meet everyone else
07:17So this is the Peskut family
07:19Hello, welcome
07:20Are you enjoying that side of the clothes?
07:22Amazing
07:22Absolutely fantastic
07:23It is the nice side of the clothes
07:24No offence
07:25No offence
07:25Absolutely
07:27Hello to you, the Scouse house
07:28Hi
07:28I don't want to worry people
07:30But I saw Rosie carrying in a guitar
07:32I mean
07:33Yeah, I'm a beginner
07:34Yeah
07:35Don't expect anything from us
07:37That sounds even worse
07:39My name is Lindsay
07:41And this is my girlfriend Rosie
07:42And this is my twin sister Louise
07:44I'm older by
07:4642 minutes
07:50Any other musicians here?
07:52Yeah, I make music
07:52I'm a rapper
07:53Oh
07:53You're not to flex obviously
07:55Get me
07:55Yeah
07:57Yeah
07:57And Losman Sturk's
07:59The Blue House is nice
08:00Yeah
08:00It's lovely isn't it?
08:01It's so handy for the cafe I thought
08:02And the pub
08:03And the pub
08:04Yes
08:05The Condola Samaras
08:07You were carrying a big box of samosas
08:09Yes
08:10Yes
08:10Oh
08:11They were lovely
08:12So we've shared with you next door
08:14Nathan loved it
08:15He was struggling
08:16He was struggling
08:18Was it too hot?
08:19A little bit
08:19Yeah
08:19And Christine you're a big baker
08:21Yeah I like doing sweet stuff though
08:23That's okay
08:23You can bring the savoury
08:25Yeah
08:25Well I can do the cakes
08:27Oh
08:27I did bring my mixer
08:29There's a bake off
08:32We're very competitive as a family
08:34But we're very together as a family
08:38Our strategy for winning sounds quite simple
08:40But we'll make friends as much as we need to
08:43Yeah
08:43And we'll keep them on side as much as we need to
08:45But there'll always be a knife ready to go in the back if it needs to
08:47Which it will and I'll do that
08:51Well take a good look around
08:54Because in this neighbourhood
08:56It's not just about keeping up with the Joneses
08:59You're here to beat them
09:02You'll all live together 24-7
09:05But every few days you'll be at risk of being voted out by your new neighbours
09:10In what's known around here as a removal
09:15But there is a way to save yourself from this
09:18By competing in neighbourhood challenges
09:21Win one of these and you'll be immune from the vote
09:24And you'll be playing your first challenge
09:27Right now
09:31I mean I'm still in the middle of unpacking
09:34No I'm scared
09:35I've still got to sort my ninjas out
09:37I've got to get my crochet blanket on the sofa
09:39They've only just arrived
09:43My first neighbourhood challenge is a chance for the households to get to know each other
09:48And it's about to get everyone in a spin
09:52This is a washing line like no other
09:55Oh my god
09:56Oh no time
09:58Standing seven metres tall
10:00It's amazing what you can find on Facebook Marketplace
10:03My knickers
10:05You can have them back when we're done Sunita
10:08All my days
10:09I feel like people will be like
10:10Oh uni students are not too serious
10:12But we are very competitive and we are here to win
10:15Welcome to your first immunity challenge
10:18Airing dirty laundry
10:30Yes well spotted everyone that is a seven metre high washing line
10:35There's always one neighbour that wants one bigger than everyone else
10:40This challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public
10:44And your neighbours may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't
10:48To play this game you'll be hanging from the line all the way up there
10:53Oh no
10:57Anyone having second thoughts?
11:00Just think of your hair Lysia, it looked beautiful
11:02I know
11:03Work it, work it
11:06When the washing line spins the household member that successfully retrieves an item of clothing
11:12Will then answer a question
11:15Written on the label is a fact or confession
11:18About one of your neighbours
11:19You must work out which household it applies to based on first impressions
11:27I'm definitely competitive
11:28I am one of those dads that will not let their children win
11:33Even though I have to try and make it look like that they're winning
11:36But I just sneak through at the end and kind of score the last goal
11:41I am cringing
11:49Oh and one more thing, that washing has been up there for quite a while
11:54So it might have built up a bit of static
12:05My mum getting electric shocks
12:08She's 71 years old at the end of the day and I shouldn't be enjoying this
12:12But I am
12:13Oh
12:16It has begun
12:18Which household has a member who has been married four times?
12:22Who's been married four times?
12:26Can you stop looking at me now?
12:33I think it's between Lozman and Biscuits
12:38I think it might be the Peskits
12:40No Vents
12:43They're looking at you, Wendy
12:46I disagree, unfortunately
12:47What do you think, bro?
12:49I'm going to have to go with Kandora Sunrise
12:50I've definitely given off the wrong impression, haven't I?
12:54I doubt it
12:55So that answer is
13:00Incorrect
13:01No points, I'm afraid
13:03I think it's that lady there sitting on the chair like she just don't care
13:09I think with the Kandolas, maybe Sunita is, you know, the one that I might bite head with a little
13:17bit
13:18She just gave an energy and you can tell she's head of the household there
13:24Someone here has been married four times
13:26Christine
13:27Are you stopping at four, Christine?
13:30What?
13:30I don't know
13:31What?
13:40I couldn't stop laughing at my dad up there
13:42He would not stop swinging his legs
13:45Farrakhan
13:46Oh, oh, orange!
13:48Which household has a member who once received a police escort to McDonald's because they urgently needed the toilet?
13:54I mean, that could be anyone
13:57We've all been there
13:59Off the top of my head, I'm going to say uni boys
14:01Are we locking in that answer?
14:02Locking in
14:03You are incorrect
14:07It wasn't
14:08Who was it?
14:09It wasn't a wee, it was a number two
14:11So
14:12Sunita!
14:13In the neighbourhood, we have to be our authentic selves
14:16We're loud and we're proud
14:18Being Punjabi from the South Asian community
14:21The biggest barrier is for women to move on after divorce
14:26But I would say for the first time in my life, I feel completely aligned with who I am
14:34Sorry, Robe
14:37Oh my God, oh my
14:39Oh my God!
14:40Oh, bless her
14:44This could take a while
14:48Let's hear from the Bradens
14:49Come on, Gail
14:50Which household has a member who says cats are pointless, boring, miserable, moody and shit?
14:56Ooh, that's me
15:03Didn't they come in with dog pictures?
15:05Yeah, hang on, what do you think? The pescets?
15:07I'm going, I'm going the dog hunt
15:09You're all going for pescets?
15:10I'm going to look that in
15:12I can reveal that that answer is...
15:17...incorrect
15:18Oh!
15:20Oh, jeez
15:22Who thinks cats are awful?
15:24They're just a bit shit, aren't they?
15:27You stroke them and they bite you
15:28I can't believe you said that about poor animal
15:32George is a bit like Marmite
15:34You either love him or you hate him
15:36But we are so strong as a couple
15:40Three years married
15:41And I love absolutely everything
15:45Everything about that man
15:47LAUGHTER
15:50LAUGHTER
15:51All right, Lindsay
15:52Here we go
15:56Which household has a member who has done the full Monty for charity?
16:01Look at the faces, Linz
16:02I reckon his day because he's got that poker face on
16:05He's been staring me down
16:06I'm thinking the Braden
16:09Lindsay, it's the last man's turks all day
16:12OK, I'll trust you but I don't agree
16:14OK, you're saying lots of absurds
16:15I can reveal that answer is...
16:20Correct!
16:22LAUGHTER
16:25Please reveal who did the full Monty
16:28It was water!
16:30LAUGHTER
16:33Oh, fuck!
16:37LAUGHTER
16:39Very dramatic
16:40They're not nice
16:42Alicia's quite sensitive, I feel
16:44LAUGHTER
16:45All right, Christine, read that label
16:47Well done, ma'am
16:48Which household has a member who studied astrophysics at university and now works for Greggs?
16:56Wow!
16:58What are you thinking, ma'am?
17:03I'm in this house
17:06We're pointing towards the Pescans, yeah?
17:09Yeah, I'll go with the Pescans
17:11I can tell you that that answer is...
17:17Correct!
17:17Yay!
17:19Yeah!
17:24So, as a rocket scientist, do you know how they make the vegan sausage rolls?
17:28I can't share the recipes, I'm afraid
17:29Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:30The science is beyond us, we don't know
17:34That's mind-blowing
17:35He's going to know a lot about cooking and the stars
17:38Right, that's it
17:40All laundry has been aired
17:42And I think we've learned a lot
17:43At the end of that game, we have a tie at the top
17:47Between...
17:48The Lozman Sirachs
17:50And the Scouse House
17:52Which means...
17:53We go to a tie-break question
17:58The average UK household does how many loads of washing a year?
18:04Yeah
18:04The closest answer...
18:07Will win immunity
18:09Please write an answer on your boards now
18:13For more, think of the accounts of all family, most people are families
18:16Nine a week
18:17Nine a week, really dear
18:19Then you've got your bed
18:24Okay, the Scouse House, who come to you first
18:26What's your answer?
18:28We said 286
18:30286
18:31We said 314
18:35314
18:35And I can now reveal
18:37That the actual answer is...
18:44270 loads per year
18:51Scouse House have won
18:53Immunity in the first removal
18:55Congratulations, ladies
18:57The Scouse House getting immunity
18:59I was looking like
19:00Yes, get in there
19:02Because when we came in
19:03I feel like that was the house that we could really bond with the most
19:07So I was very happy that they won that challenge
19:11I think winning came as a surprise to the other households
19:14I just think they wouldn't have expected it from us
19:16So I think the fact that we've just smashed it
19:17Now we're going to be on people's radars
19:20Scouse Girls are destined for greatness
19:21Write it down
19:22Always
19:32And look how pretty it is
19:34It's lovely, isn't it?
19:36Here is our house, everybody
19:38Cool
19:38That is not our house
19:41Following their successful spin cycle
19:44It's sweet dreams for the Scouse House
19:46After winning immunity in the challenge
19:48I doubt they'll even mention it
19:53Championes, championes
19:54Ole, ole, ole
19:57I bet they're having a little party, they've won
19:59Imagine at 3am
20:02For all the other households, the removal looms large
20:06As one of them will be leaving the neighbourhood tomorrow
20:10Our plan was to get to know our neighbours
20:13To build that connection
20:14And that's what's going to save us at the end of the day
20:16Whether we get immunity or not
20:18We need to get a good relation with the people that are dominant
20:23I think we need those Scousers out
20:26Yeah, yeah
20:27They are clever girls
20:28I like the Candola Samras
20:31Oh, yeah, yeah, they're cool
20:32I think we'll get on well with them
20:34Yeah
20:35My hope is that the Candola Samras are too in your face
20:41Like, every time there was something, they had something to say
20:48Those questions are going to have put thoughts into people's heads
20:51About what kind of people we are
20:53Do you know what I mean?
20:55This family next door, I think, our family we need to watch
20:58They're all pretty fit guys
21:01Yeah, yeah
21:02And mum's obviously got wisdom
21:04Yeah, yeah, yeah
21:05Between them, they'll cover a lot of areas
21:08As nice as they are, we've got to be honest
21:11No shit's given, this is a game
21:13You won't get remembered for coming second best
21:16We are here to win
21:29It's the first morning in the neighbourhood for our six households
21:32Ooh
21:35Later today, they'll choose who they want to remove from the close
21:41I'd crank up that charm offensive of other them
21:51Are other people twitching and looking out the window?
21:53Probably
21:54I don't think anyone wants to be the first
21:56Shall I go out on a mission?
21:57Or we all go
22:01Morning
22:05Cappuccino and an Americano?
22:06Yes, please
22:10Neighbour
22:10Neighbour
22:11How's it going?
22:12Alright, you alright?
22:13Yeah, how are you?
22:13How are you doing?
22:16Good to finally meet you properly, you alright?
22:18Come on, this is Nathan's time to shine
22:20Yeah, I think so too
22:22I know winning challenges is really, really important
22:24But it is also about getting people on the side
22:27And making connections and being popular
22:30Otherwise, you get voted anyway
22:32Obviously there is five of us
22:34So, I think we are quite at risk
22:37How are you feeling?
22:38I'm all right mate, how are you?
22:39Yeah, not bad, not bad
22:42Are you guys football or not?
22:44We all sport at Liverpool
22:44All Liverpool, all Reds, okay
22:46I run a ladies football team
22:47Do you really?
22:48The United Ladies
22:49So impressive, what do you do?
22:51I work on oil rigs
22:53But I do comedy as well
22:54Do you like a bit of stand-up and that?
22:56Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:56You do? Yeah
22:58Do you?
22:59Just like little open mics and stuff like that
23:03How long have you been doing it for?
23:04Four years now
23:05I was really in a dark place
23:07And then I started doing comedy
23:08I know it sounds a bit soppy
23:10But I had quite a bit of a rough time
23:12When I left the military
23:13So I do all of my gigs
23:15Like my comedy gigs
23:17Raise money for men's mental health
23:19Brilliant
23:20That's amazing
23:21Thank you so much
23:21Yeah, no I love that
23:22There was like events that happened
23:24When I was over in Afghan
23:25Where people unfortunately didn't come back
23:27Years later I got hit by PTSD
23:30Although it had a detrimental effect on me afterwards
23:33It also turned me from an 18-year-old schoolboy
23:37Into a 19-year-old man very quickly
23:40And now I appreciate a lot more things in life
23:43I appreciate the fact that I'm here with my mum
23:45And Dave and Katie
23:46It makes you appreciate every single day more
23:49Thanks for sharing that with us
23:50No, no, no
23:50That's not fun
23:51I really do
23:52I love that though, thank you
23:53Like if you want like time or whatever
23:55I'll help you with that
23:56Thank you so much
23:57Because I know what it's like
23:58Like I had to write a letter
24:00When I was like 18
24:02Ugh
24:05To say that like I might not come back
24:08And then you see people complaining about like
24:11The price of eggs and that
24:12Like
24:14Nice one
24:16That's life, innit?
24:20See you a bit later guys
24:21Can I give you a hug?
24:23Because that was...
24:23Of course you can
24:23That was a really amazing way
24:26Outside of the neighbourhood
24:28I surround myself with a lot of gay women
24:29Jordan doesn't appear to be a gay woman
24:31So I think
24:32It was surprising to find that
24:35You know, we had so much in common
24:36He seems to be like a really nice guy
24:38So I'm looking forward to getting to know him
24:40And his household
24:41A lot more
24:43Oh, what?
24:43No, it's...
24:44It's Jordan and Rosie
24:49What's Dad doing?
24:51Nathan's ordering cake for himself
24:52Erm, can I take
24:54Yes
24:54Just a millionaire's shortbread please
24:57What is that one?
24:58That's a chocolate cake
24:59Do you want one?
24:59You sure?
25:00Yeah
25:00I'll have a little slice of that if I do
25:02Yeah
25:03I'm your little slice
25:09Are you made to the roommate?
25:11I feel like he's like an earth angel
25:13But I am...
25:14I...
25:15Am I a fool?
25:16To believe the boy?
25:18Yeah
25:18I think...
25:19I think he definitely seems lovely
25:20He's a charitable man, however
25:22Yeah
25:22At the end of the day
25:23With an ear
25:24Yeah
25:24For one angle, which is to win
25:26And we all can't win
25:27Yeah
25:27I've got my guard up
25:28We might still have to snake him at some point
25:30We do
25:30I know
25:31I don't want to because he seems really, really nice
25:33I know
25:33Don't be fooled
25:44Jordan, there's a load of cats in here for him
25:45Oh, that is so funny
25:47I like cats
25:47I don't know what he's all about
25:48I love cats
25:56Meow
26:06Really?
26:08My first gift to you, Jordan?
26:09In the cafe there was tons of them, you didn't even notice
26:13Thanks, mate
26:15A lot of people think more of animals than they do of humans
26:18I didn't say that I wanted to strap them to a firework
26:21No, did I?
26:21You said they're shit
26:22I said, they are shit
26:23You don't see the point, Anna
26:24They are shit
26:25Yes, Anna
26:27No, this is the thing, right?
26:28No, no
26:29Because this annoys me, this, right?
26:30I don't care
26:31I do when we're getting cat shit put through our letterbox
26:33No, cats are shit
26:34Cats are boring
26:35Cats are pointless
26:36And cats are moody
26:37They are
26:38But you're not getting a point, mate
26:39We're here
26:40With five other families
26:42And they all could be animal lovers
26:43Yeah
26:44But that's not my problem, is it?
26:45I don't like cats
26:46They're miserable
26:46Bit like yourself
26:47It's coming out at the worst possible time
26:50That's the thing
26:51The thing is, I couldn't give a shit
26:53I stick by what I say
26:54Well, it bothers me
26:56Because there's so many animal-friendly people
26:58No, but so what?
27:00Who cares if there's animal-friendly people
27:02Why do you care?
27:03If people don't like the fact that people think cats are boring and shit
27:06Then sue me
27:08No, because you all get...
27:09Don't walk away
27:13People might think that what I said was unfair, right?
27:15But I hope that the way I come across now is that I'm just honest
27:18Like, I speak my mind
27:20If they want to start voting for us because I didn't like a cat
27:23Then the war's on
27:32What's today's plan, bros?
27:34I'd say today's plan is we energise ourselves up
27:37And then we go and meet the balance
27:38Yeah
27:39That's it, bros
27:40Time to cook
27:41Exactly, bros
27:43Absolutely right
27:44I'm a very awkward person
27:46Because growing up, I always used to move school
27:49So I was always a new kid
27:50So I was just always quiet
27:51And I'd just sit in my room playing video games
27:54So I didn't really socialise too much with people
27:57It smells so lovely
27:58We've got all our candles and everything
28:00Hello, hello, hello
28:01Hello, hello
28:01Hello, hello
28:02Thank you
28:03Coming into uni and then meet a fire
28:05He's taught me, like, there's more than just sit in my room
28:08Hey Nathan, I'm taking over mate
28:10What?
28:12Nah, this is nice
28:14When we're out here, we can't walk five minutes without him saying
28:18Yo, oh my gosh, what's up?
28:19And then having a conversation with someone
28:21So that's helped my social skills
28:23And just getting me a bit more comfortable talking to other people
28:26Nah, I'm actually jealous of this house
28:29We've got to be really careful
28:30Because if they want this house, they might try and get rid of us
28:33Nah, nah, nah either
28:34I don't have to worry about that
28:35We'll have the house
28:36I'm only joking
28:37You're a rapper, yeah?
28:38Yeah, I'm in music
28:39Like, obviously, I'm not like a big rapper yet
28:41But like, I'm getting that
28:41Yeah, but you'll get that
28:42I'm getting that
28:42Give them a something
28:43Give them a something for the rap
28:44Hey, hey
28:45Do the beat
28:47Alright
28:47Yo, hey, look
28:49Yo, I'm chilling in the neighbourhood
28:50To see us broski
28:51And they know we're good
28:52To see us broski
28:53And no need to look
28:54Hey, interviewer
28:56I ain't need no book
28:56In the place to be
28:58As it is plain to see DJ
28:59Hey!
29:02You have to say
29:03I was in the neighbourhood
29:05I love you already
29:07I love you
29:09I'm a charming boy, you know?
29:11Some people may call it flighting
29:13I may just call it charming
29:14I met my boys
29:15Mum, not you
29:17Boy or boy
29:18I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing
29:20Because I do it best
29:21Trust me
29:22So, guys, what do you think about other households?
29:25Next door is
29:26Mum's quite the big character
29:28Yeah
29:29Tony just does as he's told
29:32Do you think there's many people
29:34With a game plan?
29:35Yeah
29:35100%
29:36You really like him, don't you?
29:38Really?
29:38Well, this is...
29:39So, it was Jordan that gave the story
29:40And I really like him
29:41And I almost don't want to like him
29:43Because I don't...
29:44That's what I'm saying
29:45I don't know if he's so...
29:47Clever at what he's doing
29:48Oh, he's just a genuinely nice bloke
29:49Oh, he is a genuinely...
29:50Oh, he's probably a nice bloke
29:50You can tell he's a genuinely lovely guy
29:52Yeah
29:52But then you've just got to watch out for that, haven't you?
29:55Because he's the player in that family
29:58Mmm
30:03Rude, we're going down to pub, mate
30:04Are you actually?
30:05Straight up
30:07Ah, the neighbourhood local
30:10Look at that
30:11Thank you, mate
30:12You're very welcome
30:13Thank you very much
30:13Beats a cafe, didn't it?
30:15I told Kim you said that for me
30:16It's the perfect place to work out who is friend
30:19And who is foe
30:23Good shot
30:24We saw each other over the fence
30:25And they're the only family that got a samosa
30:27So I'm really sorry about this
30:29Oh, yes, sir
30:31Can I just make an apology for myself
30:33Before we start
30:33I've actually got a thing called a hemofacial spasm
30:36And what happened the other week
30:37I had botox
30:38But they put it in the wrong place
30:39Instead of putting it there and there
30:41They put it here, here and here
30:42And it completely froze my face
30:44So if I look like Elvis Presley
30:45That's the reason why
30:48So even though I'm 85
30:49I look a lot younger
30:51Yeah, you do
30:51No, I'm only joking
30:53I'm older, yeah?
30:54I'm 66
30:58So what's your story then?
31:00Work-wise
31:01So I work with young people with social, emotional and mental health
31:04You know, young people that haven't been in school for like a couple of years
31:06Or young people have been excluded, you know what I mean, so
31:08I love what you're doing
31:11I like specialised foster carers now
31:13Okay
31:13Dealing with teenagers
31:15They've got a lot of complex crisis needs
31:18For me, when we've come in here
31:19There's not someone
31:20I've looked around and gone
31:22Oh, fucking hell
31:23Will you shut up?
31:25You know what you say though, mate, right?
31:26If you look into a room and there's nobody that you think is a bit of a dick
31:29It's probably you
31:30No
31:30No
31:30No
31:31No
31:31No
31:31No
31:35No
31:36Oh shit
31:37Oh my god
31:39What's it saying?
31:40Attention neighbours, the face remover will take place in one hour
31:46Oh my days
31:49Head straight home and decide which of the other households you want to remove
31:54That is so bad
31:56Are you not joking?
31:57I wish we could like come to your house and see you but maybe we'll have another chance
32:01Yeah
32:01Good luck my darling
32:02Angel, we'll be alright
32:04We'll be alright
32:05You don't know
32:05You don't know
32:06Nothing
32:08Oh my god
32:10One minute we were having the time of our lives
32:12Next we've got to go vote
32:16Honestly, water down our
32:25Have you heard the news?
32:26No
32:27We've got to make decisions
32:28Eliminations
32:30It is the first removal
32:32We are voting on first impressions
32:34And you don't want to see anyone go but
32:36It's a game at the end of the day and we've got to play it to win
32:43Alright Amanda
32:44Atta boys
32:47What are your thoughts?
32:49I think after the conversation I had with Jordan today and everything
32:51I just think like
32:52I don't think I'd vote them out
32:56Erm
32:57Zanita
32:58She doesn't feel approachable
32:59That's
33:00I mean she hasn't come up to us
33:02You see the sambusas, they've got them
33:04They're like
33:04I know what they're trying to do
33:06Zanita
33:07She's very vocal
33:08She says it how she sees it
33:09She's going to have power
33:11And other challenges to come
33:12Sometime someday
33:14Just going off the conversation I've had with Dave now
33:18He was like
33:18We're going to be okay
33:19Maybe he's indicating you save us, we'll save you
33:23I don't know
33:24Who's going to be our speaker?
33:26I'm happy today
33:27Stone-eyed
33:27Killer
33:29Alright move to it
33:30What do you think?
33:32Brayden
33:32I think because they have got that big spread of experience and age
33:37We haven't collected any of them
33:38We haven't
33:39Yeah I haven't spoke to the mum
33:40I haven't said a word to the mum
33:42I haven't said a word to the mum
33:44Let's talk about the Brayden
33:46Lovely lad
33:46Lovely
33:47Lovely
33:47So nice to be able to catch up with them today
33:49They're very outgoing but
33:51Yeah
33:52I know those type of people
33:53I can identify them
33:54And it's fake
33:57Our biggest competitors
33:58Is the Uni Boys
33:59And the Braydens
34:01I think everyone is going to vote for the Braydens
34:04Do you think?
34:06Yeah
34:06They're such a strong team
34:08Like a solid, solid, solid team
34:10And the Uni Boys are
34:13I don't know how much Jordan like me though
34:15Because I did
34:16I don't know
34:16No he's come out guns a blazing hasn't he?
34:19Yeah he has and it's worked
34:21There's five of us
34:22There's three generations
34:24If we don't fly under the radar
34:25We would be quite an easy option
34:28As to why we would be voted
34:31The Lodgemans won't be voting for Sunita
34:33Not a chance in hell
34:33No
34:34What are we going to do?
34:36We've got to go with the crowd
34:37But we don't know what the crowd's doing
34:38Yeah you don't know
34:39But there's more chance that they're going to go with them
34:41You don't know that
34:42100%
34:42They will
34:43Are we locking in?
34:46Oh
34:47Oh my god
34:50Decision decided
34:52It's hard
34:53I feel sick
35:03Good luck
35:04Good luck
35:07Good luck
35:08Time has come
35:09You're not going to give me a carrot boy
35:12Alright bro
35:12Good luck bro
35:13Good luck
35:14Love ya
35:34We've been ourselves
35:35But if we got voted off first
35:36I would be mortified
35:40This is going to be hard
35:41This is going to be hard
35:41But we're here to win this
35:43So we need to eliminate all competition
35:47Me and the boys worked a lot on our strategy
35:50So going home fast will be heartbreaking
35:54At the end of the day there's £250,000 up for grabs
35:58All of us need the money
36:00It will change our lives
36:04This is the first removal
36:18These are your for sale signs
36:20When I call your name
36:22You must take your sign
36:24Walk over to the house you'd like to remove
36:26And plant that sign outside the front door
36:31Remember as the Scouse house won the neighbourhood challenge
36:34They have immunity from the removal
36:38If there is a tie
36:39They will have the deciding vote
36:43I've got a crochet
36:44I'm getting too stressed
36:45You're going to stay there
36:46Yeah I'm going to stay here
36:47Just keep talking to me
36:48If I watch it I'm going to get too anxious
36:51And as the household with immunity
36:53Scouse house we come to you first
36:58Oh, it just needs to be over with
37:00I can't deal
37:03Rosie, please place your vote now
37:08Don't come here, don't come here, don't come here
37:10Who's your girl for?
37:13It's horrible
37:14Yeah, it is horrid
37:15I just want them bulls to just go anywhere
37:18So do I
37:21Come on, 180
37:23And turn around
37:26Oh shit
37:27Oh my god, I can't, I can't
37:31No, why is she looking this way?
37:33No
37:33Oh my god
37:36What?
37:37It's not us
37:39Oh
37:43Damn
37:47Scouse house has voted the uni boys
37:50Okay
37:51Rah
37:53She could even look us in the eyes
37:54Oh
37:56Oh my gosh
38:01She has to go stand next to him
38:03What? Why?
38:05Rosie, you went for the uni boys
38:08Why?
38:08What was she thinking?
38:10Um
38:11Now she's got to tell them why
38:13Pretty much we just feel like
38:15You guys are our biggest competitors
38:18In this short amount of time that we've known each other
38:21Yeah
38:22We basically see her as our biggest threat
38:26Oh
38:27Betrayal
38:28So that thing, I'm gonna just go back to Oxford and work, man
38:32We tried
38:33It's not evil, bro
38:34That's one vote
38:36Was it
38:37Rogue move
38:38To reveal to everyone who we think is the biggest threat?
38:42It's the turn of the Peskids next
38:45I feel so bad
38:48Paul, if you'd like to take your sign
38:51Oh gosh
38:53Oh shit
38:55Oh no, I'm not watching
38:56No, I'm not watching, you can do that
38:57Paul's coming this way, innit
38:58Yeah
38:59Is he actually?
38:59Yeah
38:59Is he actually?
39:01He's coming to us
39:02Is he?
39:03Yep
39:05Yeah, he's coming right down here, mate
39:07Oh
39:08Wait
39:10No he hasn't, no he hasn't
39:11That's not us
39:12He's gone next door
39:12Oh my lord, no he hasn't
39:16He's gone next door
39:18It is what it is
39:20It's disheartening
39:21Because it's like
39:23As much as you don't want to take it personally
39:25You kind of do, don't you?
39:26Of course you do
39:28Oh, that's put a smile on my face
39:30That's giving me a glimpse of hope
39:32Yeah, I don't want no more betrayals, bro
39:34Well done, Paul
39:35I knew I lied to you, mate
39:37Don't mean nothing
39:38No, no, no, don't
39:39No, no, no
39:39We're not like absolute idiots
39:40Yeah, don't, don't, don't
39:42Yeah, don't
39:43So, Paul
39:43The Gondola Samra
39:44What was the Peskid thinking?
39:46We just don't feel
39:49That Tony and Sunita may be
39:51Given enough effort to us
39:53As individuals
39:53And as a family
39:55To find out about us
39:57But it's early days
39:58And, of course, we had to choose somebody
40:01And, yeah, it's hard, but
40:03It is what it is
40:04It is
40:05And Tony, we've all been authentic
40:07We've been ourselves, so
40:13Oh
40:14What's that?
40:15Sorry, I'm
40:15Reuben and Jordan just nodded each other
40:20All right, it's the turn of the Lossam and Sturricks
40:23Oh, Jordan looks like he's gonna cry
40:27Jordan, your sign awaits
40:33Be nice
40:37Where's he going?
40:41Where's he going?
40:41Yeah, oh, yeah
40:42He's not walking this way
40:43Oh, my God, is he coming to us?
40:45Just tell me the truth
40:46Yeah, he's coming, man
40:52Oh, my
40:57He's gone
40:58He's gone
40:59He's gone Braden's
40:59He's gone Braden's
41:01What the hell?
41:05Oh, bloody hell
41:06This is opening it up
41:07That is
41:08All day long
41:09Because you are Jordan's biggest threat
41:10All day long
41:11I'm telling you now
41:12Now for a fact
41:16I feel really bad now
41:19Yeah, but it's not personal, isn't it?
41:22I know
41:22I know
41:24So, Jordan, what was it about the Bradens?
41:27We've obviously had a very limited time to meet people
41:30We haven't had much of a chance to speak to you
41:33We just clicked instantly with a few more people
41:35So that's just what we had to do
41:37It's not like you've made the effort, is it?
41:41Nathan, it's time for the Braden's
41:43Please
41:44Place your vote
41:48Oh, well, Nathan
41:49No, not bad
41:50At least he's with a bit of hype
41:55He's going
41:55He's going
41:57He's going
41:57Oh, my God
41:58Oh, my God
41:59Oh, my God
42:00Told you
42:02Yep, he's coming here
42:03Yeah
42:06No
42:09I didn't think they would get two
42:15Done
42:18Oh, Nathan
42:19Nathan
42:21Sorry
42:22Oh, good boss
42:23Oh, well done, Reuben
42:25Take it like a gentleman
42:27All right, Nathan
42:28We know how you voted
42:29Why?
42:30If we want to go further in the competition
42:32You have to look at people and try and work out
42:34Who's got a game plan
42:35Who's going to be the biggest threat?
42:36If we are the first to go
42:39We've got to kind of take that as a compliment
42:42We were viewed as the biggest threat
42:45So far
42:46The Peskid family
42:47No one wants you to leave the close
42:49The Scouse House
42:50You're, of course, immune
42:51The Lozman Sturks
42:52Also have no votes so far
42:55The Uni Boys
42:56You have one vote
42:57Tied with the Braden family
42:59Also with one vote
43:01Two votes
43:02For the Godola Samaras
43:04If we get a third vote, we're done
43:07Reuben
43:08From the Godola Samaras
43:09Please
43:09Place your vote
43:11Hard Reuben's voting
43:13Come on, Reuben
43:15Oh, okay
43:16Okay
43:17Come on
43:17180
43:18Yes!
43:20Yes!
43:20Yes!
43:25He's got lots more Sturks
43:26What?
43:27He's called Marvoria
43:28Don't know us
43:29He is
43:31So, has he done us?
43:33He's going to, yeah
43:34Nice
43:37He's coming to us
43:38Is he?
43:40No, he isn't
43:42So, him and Jordan at the Alliance?
43:44Yeah
43:44Fine, yeah
43:44It's all right, mate
43:45No worries
43:51I feel really poo about that
43:55We're safe, we're safe, we're safe
43:56We're safe, we're safe
43:57Oh, my God, no, it's carrots
44:00We're safe, we're safe, we're safe
44:01Right, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it
44:04Yeah!
44:06Let's go, mate
44:10I'm talking about
44:12Let's go
44:13Do Uni Boys appear, wasn't he?
44:14We're going to do a party tonight, we're going to party
44:17Come on, come on
44:17It's between us
44:20And Nathan's family
44:21The Bravens
44:22Yeah
44:24I've just been intrigued to see what their reasonings were
44:28So, Reuben's the Bravens, why?
44:30We wanted to go for the people we saw as the biggest threat
44:32They're the biggest household
44:34They could cover a large variety of situations, any challenges that come up
44:38We just thought they were the safest bet
44:41Whatever happens, we're either in a tie or we're out
44:44Yeah
44:44So, it's wherever his vote goes now
44:46So, we've got to rely on Uni Boys now
44:49If they've played us, then good on them
44:52Yeah
44:55Farhad, it's time to show us how the Uni Boys have voted
44:59Right, Farhad, you got this
45:01Please, take your sign
45:05Oh, man, this is going to go to the wire
45:07I can't cope
45:10If they've done us, mate, then yeah
45:11He won
45:14He's coming this way
45:17He's coming this way
45:32Oh, my God, Farhad
45:35Oh, my God, Farhad
45:38Next time on The Neighbourhood
45:39The Scouse House
45:41They have to really try to get in our good bits because we're coming for them
45:44I think we're trying to stab some bucks
45:46That's going to make you unpopular
45:47You're not going to win it by being popular, are you?
45:49You need to tell me how
45:50I can't deal with this
45:51I can't deal with this
45:52I can't deal with this
45:52Go on, sit in the corner then
45:53Cry about it
45:54You don't get your own wire
45:55You start slagging people off
45:57You've got to employ some dirty tactics
45:59No way
46:01No way
46:01No way
46:01It's time to put that smell to work
46:03It's competition time
46:04Time to sharpen the knife again
46:06No
46:07What is this?
46:09It is time for today's Neighbourhood Challenge
46:11Nasty Gnomes
46:13Each nasty gnome has the power to change the game
46:19Well, that wasn't the twist I was expecting
46:21Oh, my God
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