00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
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03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
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04:07Let's go.
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes, cause boys don't cry, boys don't cry.
04:43Earlier this day, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of a possible 1
04:49,000 casualties.
04:50That was a distinct wavering of the graph of international support on Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Me again.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagher.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here, and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belder, in Brussels, past Mrs. Kessler.
05:21How far have they come above you have to jump these British men?
05:41No, it's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:48Bill.
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate?
05:56The, uh...
05:58What's it?
05:58The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:01You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:07Who's punching these?
06:08I'll see you.
06:10All right, then, guys, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as we're not up.
06:15All right, man.
06:15Twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, coming with my life.
06:46I might just have breakfast, if you'd like to play.
06:48Hi, mate.
06:49Hi, mate.
06:49Have a good guest.
06:56Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up!
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She knows all about my balls.
07:45That's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking come on, Michael.
07:50Fucking come on.
07:51Fucking do it.
07:53Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:56You're fucking kidding.
07:58You're fucking kidding.
08:00You're fucking kidding.
08:04I'm fucking kidding.
08:07I'm fucking kidding.
08:36I am very happy to say.
08:39that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane
08:51have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:57Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack,
08:59but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned
09:12and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:27but she believed we could pull it off,
09:28and now victory is within sight.
09:30Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively
09:39after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again,
09:48which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher,
09:52or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public
09:59and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice
10:07to be more transparent, accessible,
10:10to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members
10:28of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
10:46How's that, Mr. Farrah?
10:48Farrah?
10:48Farrah?
10:49Farrah?
10:49Farrah?
10:50Farrah?
10:50Farrah?
10:51Farrah?
10:51And what do you do?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:53Whatever.
10:55Farrah?
10:55Farrah?
11:08Farrah?
11:09I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17You were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed. James Bond.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work, counterintelligence, assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament,
11:52who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
12:00You know you're the fucking twat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment.
12:14Unemployment which is rising.
12:16Oh.
12:17It's, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:26Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:38I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds bollocky, Mrs.
12:53Ha, ha, ha.
13:16How can I help?
13:19Mr. Fagan.
13:19I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49devil woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:59The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:10Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:28Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted.
14:39Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancier her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:03I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38God!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43Fox!
15:44L-I-L-I-L-I-L!
16:01Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the Royal Salute.
16:04the key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour,
16:18those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of the public
16:21invited to attend, come together as one nation
16:24in celebration of this joyous event.
16:28I don't need to trust that I am the minister and this government
16:32I don't need to trust that I am the minister.
16:34Number 72, the frozen industry and price.
16:36Number 2 will create work for those who are...
16:39Application for single payment to cover home improvements.
16:43Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate
16:53because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No, they told me to speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that up to the council.
17:30We'll be right back to this Kim La RuneMed.
17:30Who played on their respective school.
17:32We're not here.
17:33We are here.
24:43We're right back.
27:11Chris, Chris.
27:15That's my daughter.
29:09We're right back.
29:45We're right back.
31:09We're right back.
34:42Who are you?
35:12My name is Michael?
35:43What a thing?
35:46I just thought it would be right back.
36:08I'll be right back.
36:20I'll be right back.
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