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00:01:00If you want to
00:01:02You shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:05It could be rocks and it could be blue
00:01:08It could be anything, anything
00:01:11And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:18It came down, down, down
00:01:22Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive ball
00:01:53It comes down, down, down, down
00:01:57Like a dive ball
00:02:09Dear Boney D, here are your test results
00:02:23Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:27Quiet you
00:02:28Todd, you okay?
00:02:31Piece of cake
00:02:32We can do this
00:02:36All right, okay
00:02:38Let's go
00:02:39On three
00:02:40One
00:02:43One
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00:02:46Three
00:02:57Three
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy
00:02:59Yes
00:03:01Favorite?
00:03:02Man, they're really silly
00:03:04I don't believe you
00:03:09Perfect score
00:03:10You got perfect scores
00:03:15I guess I test well
00:03:18Yes
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw up at SAP Central?
00:03:26Three refills?
00:03:28No
00:03:28No
00:03:28We could all be in Boston together
00:03:30Ooh
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:34Me and you, Boston, alone?
00:03:38Mm-hmm
00:03:40Sounds a little hectic
00:03:51How come you never return my calls?
00:03:54Okay
00:04:02All right, just close your textbooks
00:04:04Ladies and gentlemen
00:04:07Calculus is not for wimps
00:04:1028% of you did not pass the midterm
00:04:13Mr. Tafio
00:04:15Check the dust out of your skull
00:04:17Mr. Buchanan
00:04:19I've seen squirrels score higher on tests
00:04:22True story
00:04:23Mr. Faber
00:04:26Knock it off
00:04:27You're making everybody look bad
00:04:30Mr. Boomer
00:04:37You were flying high
00:04:39Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41Excuse me, Mr. Mueller
00:04:42Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:44Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:49You're going down in flames
00:04:50See me after class
00:04:53Don't forget
00:04:54Have your parents sign those
00:04:56And return them to me
00:04:57Know the drill
00:04:59Have a nice day
00:05:07You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:13Oh, you can take your form back
00:05:15I won't be recommending you for Harvard
00:05:16What?
00:05:19Mr. Mueller
00:05:20It was one bad grade
00:05:2217,000 excellent students apply there every year
00:05:2486% don't get in
00:05:26You do the math
00:05:27But up until now
00:05:28I've had great grades
00:05:29Up until now
00:05:30It's been little league
00:05:33Look, I'll try harder
00:05:34I'll bring my grade up
00:05:35Yeah
00:05:36Well
00:05:37I won't hold my breath
00:05:40Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:49Otherwise, he filled my beads
00:05:52Up until now
00:05:56I don't have enough
00:05:57To see my knees
00:05:57I need to admit
00:05:57I don't know
00:05:57At the top
00:06:02There're any hundreds
00:06:03You're
00:06:08You're
00:06:09I be
00:06:11Some
00:06:11Hay
00:06:32Good one.
00:06:37Sorry.
00:06:39Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:42I know how you feel.
00:06:52Ah!
00:06:55How's that?
00:06:59Miss?
00:07:06Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:07:08You're a moron!
00:07:09You're a moron!
00:07:14Hi, you guys!
00:07:15Isn't this great?
00:07:16Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19So the rules are...
00:07:20No beer.
00:07:20No dope.
00:07:21No sex.
00:07:23You know, right, of course.
00:07:24You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26Of course those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
00:07:30Remember, we must dance.
00:07:32Don't forget.
00:07:33Woo!
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you.
00:07:34Bye.
00:07:39You look...
00:07:41super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Aw, thanks.
00:07:46Oh, my God!
00:07:47Brad!
00:07:47Tonya!
00:07:48Oh, my God!
00:07:50Super!
00:07:51I said super!
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:00Tonya!
00:08:00Tonya!
00:08:01Tonya!
00:08:02Tonya!
00:08:04Tonya!
00:08:04Tonya!
00:08:06Tonya!
00:08:06Tonya!
00:08:06Tonya!
00:08:07Tonya!
00:08:07Tonya!
00:08:07Tonya!
00:08:09Tonya!
00:08:10Tonya!
00:08:10Tonya!
00:08:11Tonya!
00:08:12Tonya!
00:08:12Tonya!
00:08:15Tonya!
00:08:17Tonya!
00:08:18Tonya!
00:08:18Tonya!
00:08:19Tonya!
00:08:20Tonya!
00:08:21Tonya!
00:08:23Tonya!
00:08:26Tonya!
00:08:29Tonya!
00:08:30I've got your picture, I've got your picture
00:08:32I've got a million of them all on the set
00:08:35I want a doctor to take a picture
00:08:37So I can look at you from inside as well
00:08:44There. Oh yeah!
00:08:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:50Oh, I don't know, I guess.
00:08:53To appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:57Mmm, it's too smooth.
00:09:00Oh, let's go up to the park this way I want to show you.
00:09:03Come on. No, no.
00:09:04Come on. Don't make me. Oh, twist my arm.
00:09:07Oh.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay. Okay.
00:09:19Are you still cold? I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23Oh, no, no, no. This is nice. It's, um...
00:09:27I mean...
00:09:33What?
00:09:34I thought that...
00:09:36You've... Todd!
00:09:38I'm...
00:09:39You know...
00:09:39I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just...
00:09:42Let's go.
00:09:46Paul!
00:09:51Paul!
00:09:52Oh!
00:09:53Oh!
00:09:54There you are!
00:09:57I've been looking for you!
00:09:59Keep going!
00:10:06Oh, thank God.
00:10:07I can't talk now. I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09Drive!
00:10:09Go, go, go!
00:10:10Whatever comes and goes.
00:10:15Whatever comes and goes.
00:10:18Whatever comes and goes.
00:10:20Whatever comes and goes.
00:10:21So you're and Kirsten?
00:10:22No.
00:10:23Mission scrubbed.
00:10:25What happened?
00:10:27Pulled out a condom.
00:10:29I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:35There's a time limit?
00:10:38Yeah, so...
00:10:39101.7.
00:10:41Phoenix, Boston.
00:10:44Oh, yes.
00:10:45Another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:53Did you see that?
00:10:54Yeah.
00:10:56We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:10:59Probably.
00:11:01This will have something to do.
00:11:08Wow, look at that.
00:11:10Yeah, 66 Corvette Sting.
00:11:12No, no.
00:11:15Hi, you need some help?
00:11:19You guys cool?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:26We're cool.
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:29Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33Hi.
00:11:34You want to hop in?
00:11:35Thanks.
00:11:38What reservoir?
00:11:40Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:00What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare time?
00:12:03Um...
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:05I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:09Thanks for stopping.
00:12:11I'm Vicki.
00:12:12Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:13This is Faber.
00:12:14Hey!
00:12:15It's got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:20Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:25If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:12:30Wait.
00:12:31It's turning out right there.
00:12:36Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:38Where are you going?
00:12:42Nowhere.
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:44Nowhere.
00:12:45Nowhere.
00:12:46Me too.
00:12:47Nowhere.
00:12:51Okay, fine.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:57Here you are.
00:12:58Good morning.
00:12:59Good morning.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:00Very good.
00:13:02And your lobster.
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:06There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman, then yes,
00:13:12this is weird.
00:13:12Exactly.
00:13:14Whew.
00:13:16Whew.
00:13:17Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:21Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:27So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:30Yeah, we were down at the beach, you know, at a shindig.
00:13:34Shindig?
00:13:36Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:39I don't usually say shindig, it's just...
00:13:43He doesn't.
00:13:44I don't think I ever said shindig.
00:13:46He hasn't.
00:13:47I can vouch for him.
00:13:50Guys.
00:13:51You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:56Oh, um...
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:14:01Peggy.
00:14:04So, uh, what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:06It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:09A lot of anxiety.
00:14:12Rejection.
00:14:12That's super.
00:14:15Are you okay?
00:14:17Ice cream headache.
00:14:20He gets them all the time.
00:14:22Mm.
00:14:28Mm.
00:14:30Mm.
00:14:32Mm.
00:14:34Mm.
00:14:36Mm.
00:14:37Mm.
00:14:38Mm.
00:14:38Mm.
00:14:38Mm.
00:14:39I just love ice cream.
00:14:41I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:44So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:46Oh, um, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:53Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:57Sculpting?
00:14:58Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:15:01It's kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:03Cool.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:07Yes.
00:15:09He did it!
00:15:13Great.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:15Aw.
00:15:16Sorry, man.
00:15:20And 11 cents.
00:15:22Thanks.
00:15:23Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:26If you want to.
00:15:28About 275.
00:15:32Ooh.
00:15:33Dude, she dusted you.
00:15:36Math degree, University of Vermont.
00:15:38Very useful.
00:15:43Math degree.
00:15:51So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:16:00See, I taint this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:08No.
00:16:09Come on.
00:16:09I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11Oh, it's true.
00:16:13Jeez, Todd.
00:16:14I could help you with calculus.
00:16:16Todd!
00:16:17Uh, sorry guys.
00:16:21Squirrel.
00:16:34Well, here he is.
00:16:37You mean just to follow you or anything?
00:16:40No, I'm fine.
00:16:42Really.
00:16:44I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:48But you.
00:16:51You're...
00:16:52Anyway.
00:16:54I should go.
00:16:56Thanks for all your help.
00:16:58Bye, Faber.
00:17:00Bye.
00:17:14Amazing.
00:17:15Totally amazing.
00:17:20Vicki!
00:17:24Look, um, about calculus.
00:17:28You think I could get some help?
00:17:32Uh, I...
00:17:33Please, look.
00:17:34I don't have much time left.
00:17:35You'd be saving my life.
00:17:38Uh...
00:17:39I'll think about it.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42Great.
00:17:43Thanks.
00:17:45Oh, hey.
00:17:46Uh, you can call me.
00:17:46I'm listed.
00:17:47Last name's Boomer.
00:17:48Two O's.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Good night.
00:17:56Just be a couple minutes.
00:17:59Boomer with two O's.
00:18:01As in moron.
00:18:02Yeah, he's a moron.
00:18:29Trick or treat.
00:18:31Where the hell were you?
00:18:51Kinda late, isn't it?
00:18:54Why are you still up?
00:18:56Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:00You'll swear it's full of calories.
00:19:03I mean, I don't...
00:19:04I-I-I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm-I'm angry.
00:19:11And I'm-I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:19:15is just...
00:19:16It's just...
00:19:17It's just...
00:19:17It's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20That is just what...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:25We-we-we work so hard for this thing, and Harvard is...
00:19:28It's there.
00:19:29You know?
00:19:30On a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you.
00:19:32And you're just...
00:19:32You're just blowing it.
00:19:34I know.
00:19:35That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:37I'm just gonna...
00:19:40What'd you say?
00:19:41Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:43I should get some help.
00:19:45You're...
00:19:45You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:48That's great.
00:19:49That is great.
00:19:50I-I-I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:52Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56You did.
00:20:20You did.
00:20:23Hi.
00:20:24Hi.
00:20:26Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:29The answers to your math final are eight.
00:20:35That's my wife, punk!
00:20:55What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:58Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:01Cake.
00:21:07Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:10She drives me insane.
00:21:11I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:14Cabin?
00:21:15Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:16That's a pool shed.
00:21:17You realize this?
00:21:18You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:20Banana?
00:21:25So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:30No.
00:21:31Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:37She called.
00:21:38Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:48Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:53I'm sorry about that.
00:21:54No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:55I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:58Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:22:00Really?
00:22:02I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:11But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:54I was thinking about the
00:23:09No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it.
00:23:18I got it.
00:23:25Hello.
00:23:27Hi. Mr. Boomer?
00:23:29Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:35Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:39You're Todd's tutor.
00:23:41Uh-huh.
00:23:46Come in.
00:23:51Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:57Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:59Coming. Hi, Todd.
00:24:00Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:07Great.
00:24:08Elvis?
00:24:12Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:16I'll be right with you.
00:24:20Does she know anything about calculus, or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour and have
00:24:24a party?
00:24:25Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:28I don't know. Here, give it a try.
00:24:30All right.
00:24:35Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two just to make sure you know
00:24:39you're up on this material?
00:24:41He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right.
00:24:47Here, if 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object, what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:55Oh, hold on, Ellen.
00:25:01Dad.
00:25:04Mm.
00:25:06Three-fifths times the integral of A.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15We're going to be late for dinner.
00:25:16You guys have fun.
00:25:18I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding?
00:25:25Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:31For me, no.
00:25:33No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:35You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that can be very appealing if you, you know, if you go
00:25:41for that sort of thing.
00:25:44Aw.
00:25:45I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:49Ah, okay.
00:25:51I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what went wrong.
00:25:56What are you doing?
00:25:57I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:05I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:14There's another sign, there's another sign, there's another sign.
00:26:16There's another sign.
00:26:16There's another sign.
00:26:19Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21Oh, sure.
00:26:22Let's see what we have.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:25Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:38Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:48I don't know.
00:26:49Drawing.
00:26:52I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55Really?
00:26:56Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01No, it sounds great.
00:27:05What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08Oh, no.
00:27:09No, stay, please.
00:27:13Here.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:23Oh, that's my meat.
00:27:26My meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30Oh, no.
00:27:31No.
00:27:31I mean, I'm not even gonna eat any of it.
00:27:33I mean, there's no meat in it.
00:27:34I mean, it's just...
00:27:36loaf.
00:27:38No, actually.
00:27:40I should get home.
00:27:43What, are you really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48Uh, um...
00:27:49Well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:57You know...
00:27:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:02So...
00:28:03Um, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter?
00:28:06All right?
00:28:17There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:20Computer.
00:28:21Tunes.
00:28:22Food.
00:28:23And women.
00:28:24Hey.
00:28:26Women will make the list someday.
00:28:28As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:34So, come on. What happened?
00:28:35We did calculus.
00:28:37And that's it?
00:28:38Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:41It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:44Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:46Bite me.
00:28:48Paul!
00:28:49Paul, where are you?
00:28:51God!
00:28:52Please!
00:28:53Get in here right now!
00:28:55Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system.
00:29:01Watch me!
00:29:03Turn back, Mr. Bronco!
00:29:05I'm alive like you now!
00:29:08Paul!
00:29:10Get in here!
00:29:13Help!
00:29:16Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:23Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:27Mr. Boomer, get in the wind back in your sails.
00:29:30Keep it up.
00:29:31Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:33Give me laughing gas.
00:29:36Give me Novocaine.
00:29:38Give me fast release.
00:29:41Easy plane.
00:29:43Tell me secrets past.
00:29:46Tell me something deep.
00:29:48Tell me what I ask.
00:29:51Help me sleep.
00:29:54Uh, hello?
00:29:56Vicki.
00:29:57Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi! How are you?
00:30:01Excellent.
00:30:02Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, okay.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:18Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:20We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23Okay, how about six?
00:30:26Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:33Oh, hey.
00:30:33How goes it?
00:30:34Goes good.
00:30:34Good.
00:30:36Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So, I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great.
00:30:41Yeah?
00:30:41I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:42She's really ugly and fat.
00:30:43You got that white foam and stuff.
00:30:45That's gross.
00:30:46But she's effective.
00:30:48Oh, well, that's how that counts.
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:49Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:55are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:56Exactly.
00:30:57Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:59Oh, I can't make it.
00:31:01I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:05Is something wrong?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:10You just, you seem, you seem kind of off.
00:31:14I'm sorry.
00:31:15Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:16I promise, you know.
00:31:17It's just...
00:31:19a man with a mission.
00:31:28Yes?
00:31:32Hi.
00:31:33Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:37My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:55Hello?
00:31:56Shout ahead.
00:31:57You are...
00:31:59Not here.
00:32:00Where are you?
00:32:00It's diner night.
00:32:02Oh, sorry.
00:32:03I can't make it.
00:32:04Uh, Vicki's coming over.
00:32:05Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:06She's not here.
00:32:07I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:11Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:13It'll be another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:17Oh, it's sitting on my head.
00:32:19Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:24Really?
00:32:25What do you think I should take?
00:32:25Oh, just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:32Hi.
00:32:33Hey!
00:32:35There you are.
00:32:36Hi.
00:32:36Do you like hockey?
00:32:37Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:39Bruins Leafs.
00:32:40Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:42Well, sit down.
00:32:43Sit down.
00:32:43I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:44Jack is forgetting that Vicki is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right.
00:32:48Right.
00:32:49Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:50Probably quieter up there.
00:32:52I'll go find him.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55That's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:05Hi.
00:33:06Is this the pool?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:09I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:14Wild room.
00:33:15Uh, thanks.
00:33:16I'll just have a seat.
00:33:17I've got a chair.
00:33:23These are great.
00:33:25You did these?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:29You're very good.
00:33:31You like them?
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:33Especially this one.
00:33:38Here, take it.
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:42Thanks.
00:33:45Thanks.
00:33:51Here's your stack favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:55You bet.
00:33:56What?
00:33:58Do you want a syrup, Bob?
00:34:01Guess who?
00:34:03Cindy Crabbis.
00:34:04You came back to me.
00:34:07Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:09Sorry to disappoint me.
00:34:10I'm thrilled.
00:34:11I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd.
00:34:18Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Uh, yeah.
00:34:24He's obsessed.
00:34:28So, next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:36Um, sure.
00:34:38Uh, I owe you one.
00:34:42You made this?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:48Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:51Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58You're right.
00:35:01I'll think about it.
00:35:04I'm just gonna have a plate for a little burger.
00:35:07Mmm, that sounds great.
00:35:09Meanwhile, you know, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:12I mean, I'd like to impress.
00:35:15Like, Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:22Oh, come on.
00:35:23Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:24You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:29You're...
00:35:32Anyway.
00:35:34Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:40Who's... who's that?
00:35:42I'm not sure.
00:35:44Well, she seems sure.
00:35:46Faber?
00:35:46Vicki, from the car the other night.
00:35:50Sure, sure.
00:35:52Um, Vicki, this is Kirsten.
00:35:54Kirsten's Vicki.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:01Yeah, sorry.
00:36:02Uh, Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13See you met Vicki.
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:16Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:22Is it something I said?
00:36:24It's my fault.
00:36:25I'll be right back.
00:36:30Kirsten, look.
00:36:31There's nothing going on.
00:36:32She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:35What?
00:36:35I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:38Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on.
00:36:46Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten.
00:36:59If I get metal shelves and it's good,
00:37:02I can't sleep or I can't sleep or touch now.
00:37:03What?
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:46is she pissed and has she said anything um no not really i mean i know i i screwed things
00:37:56up
00:37:56and curse him i think he's just i love this you gathered the wood built the fire climbed into
00:38:03the pot now surprise surprise you're cooked why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared
00:38:18to yours incoming go away go away go away oh thank god i hate goalie i mean vicky's talented she's
00:38:35smart
00:38:35she's beautiful so kirsten is what lower on the food chain oh no i don't know heads up
00:38:48shit
00:38:51nice stop pele i'm a natural athlete
00:39:06oh
00:39:08Who wish that she had born
00:39:11With just a little fun
00:39:12I don't wanna behave
00:39:14I don't wanna behave
00:39:17I don't wanna behave
00:39:18I don't wanna behave
00:39:19And I don't wanna live up to your standards
00:39:22I don't wanna behave
00:39:24Don't wanna behave
00:39:25Don't wanna behave
00:39:34Has he said anything to you?
00:39:38Uh, no, not really
00:39:46I'm sure he said something to you
00:39:49But you're just being loyal to your friend
00:39:51Which I understand
00:39:51Well, you're my friend too
00:39:57You're a sweetheart
00:40:00Give me a hug
00:40:02I don't think so
00:40:03Look out!
00:40:04Come on, Max!
00:40:08Sorry
00:40:09Somebody wanna get that?
00:40:16Where are you? Faber?
00:40:18This'll come out with club soda
00:40:20Mr. Todd Boomer
00:40:22Nice to meet you
00:40:23Nice to meet you
00:40:24You're next
00:40:25Uh, no, no
00:40:27Oh, right
00:40:29Not until the interviewer sits
00:40:31Or he invites you to sit
00:40:32Invites you, right
00:40:32You got it
00:40:34I've looked over your application at Harvard
00:40:36But what can you tell me about yourself
00:40:39That I'm not gonna find on this piece of paper?
00:40:42Well, I value friendship
00:40:44Mm-hmm
00:40:45Mm-hmm
00:40:45I value honesty
00:40:46Mm-hmm
00:40:47What about your, uh
00:40:48What about your passions?
00:40:52Breasts
00:40:54I really love breasts
00:40:55It doesn't really matter the size
00:40:56You just don't wanna do this, is that right?
00:40:58Dad, I'm kidding
00:40:58You don't wanna do this
00:40:59I'm kidding, relax
00:41:00Dad, come on
00:41:05What about your, your passions?
00:41:10Uh, drawing
00:41:14I really love to draw
00:41:16As I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper
00:41:19And, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny, but
00:41:23That's when I feel the most mean, you know
00:41:28I feel really proud when I create something
00:41:36That's great
00:41:37That's great
00:41:40That's great
00:41:41All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards
00:41:44At 25 feet per second
00:41:46What is the rate of change?
00:41:48Of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50Oh, Mr. No
00:41:50No, no, no, no
00:41:52Come on, come on, come on
00:41:53Somebody new for a change
00:41:56Boomer
00:41:59The rate of change is
00:42:010.04 radians
00:42:05Yes!
00:42:07Three-pointer at the buzzer
00:42:08Recommendation's looking better
00:42:10Everybody see that?
00:42:12Now
00:42:12If the boat continues
00:42:14At 35
00:42:15In a second
00:42:19Hello
00:42:21Vicki
00:42:22Hi, it's Todd
00:42:23Oh, hi Todd
00:42:24I was just thinking about you
00:42:27You were?
00:42:29Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night
00:42:33I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:39Uh, Kirsten?
00:42:40Uh, no, not really
00:42:44Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, and, um, actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art
00:42:54And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:00Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane
00:43:02How about six?
00:43:03Uh, sure, great, great
00:43:05Uh, I'll see you then
00:43:07Okay, bye
00:43:08Bye
00:43:10Bye
00:43:20But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago
00:43:26It sounds drastic
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's, I'm late, bye
00:43:29No, wait
00:43:30Uh, Todd is going to his tutor's and I don't know why
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog, it's having puppies, bye
00:43:37Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:43:38Hey
00:43:39What?
00:43:40Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43It's not beyond the realm of possibility
00:43:45Bye
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne
00:44:15Well, you did all of this?
00:44:19Oh, I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows
00:44:24Nah, it's just for me
00:44:27I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something
00:44:34I don't think you're crazy
00:44:37Well, my husband certainly does
00:44:44You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49Well, let's put it this way
00:44:52What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent
00:45:03Where do you stay?
00:45:09That's a good question
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16Okay
00:45:18You know, you should think about it though
00:45:21Yeah
00:45:23Well
00:45:25Anyway
00:45:27Wait, I have something for you
00:45:38Here, a present
00:45:41A present?
00:45:43For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:46For letting me help you
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it
00:45:53Kate
00:45:56It's Bonnie D
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:45:59Uh-huh
00:46:03Wow
00:46:04Thank you, this is amazing, thank you
00:46:07Mm-hmm
00:46:13Todd
00:46:17Of course not
00:46:20So Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:24I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing
00:46:28Most people
00:46:30Wish they had something they could get excited about
00:46:33I mean, you shouldn't waste that
00:46:38Look who's talking
00:46:43Touché
00:46:44Mm-hmm
00:46:45Mm-hmm
00:46:49Oh, so you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:51No, you're not
00:46:52Mm-hmm
00:46:53No, you're not?
00:46:54Oh, you did
00:46:55Oh, oh
00:46:57Dog
00:46:59Hey, I got an idea
00:47:01In case they stay out
00:47:03No
00:47:03What are you doing?
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D
00:47:08Oh, man
00:47:10Okay
00:47:12Now bark
00:47:15Bark?
00:47:20No
00:47:21Come on, a big deep bark
00:47:23No
00:47:23Come on, a big deep bark
00:47:50Okay
00:47:51Hey
00:47:52You better go now
00:47:55Parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus
00:48:01Right
00:48:09You know
00:48:10Never
00:48:12Thought I would say this
00:48:13But
00:48:17I
00:48:17Really love Matt
00:48:27I better go
00:48:43It was
00:48:45I don't know
00:48:45I-I-I just see life so differently now
00:48:49Oh, I'm sure you do
00:48:50You just slept with somebody's wife
00:48:51No, it's not like that, man
00:48:53It's really not
00:48:53I'm-I'm really into her
00:48:56I wouldn't get too deep, Todd
00:48:58I wouldn't get too deep, Todd
00:48:59We'll talk about this tomorrow
00:49:00No, it's...
00:49:01Look, I-I've heard this guy is really awful to her
00:49:04I mean...
00:49:05I'm not-I'm not gonna feel bad about this
00:49:08No, no, as long as you feel good, that's all that matters
00:49:12You're jealous
00:49:13Jealous much?
00:49:14Jeez
00:49:14Oh, that has nothing
00:49:15Just forget it
00:49:16Yeah, I thought you would be excited for me
00:49:17Come on
00:49:18Faber
00:49:20We're friends, right?
00:49:24Good, I gotta get home, man
00:49:25My parents are gonna freak out
00:49:29You should be happy for me
00:49:42He's gone
00:49:49I'm sorry
00:50:22I'm sorry
00:50:25Kirsten
00:50:26Hey, wake up
00:50:31Shit
00:50:32Oh, I have to call my mom
00:50:34She's gonna be insane
00:50:35I'm sorry
00:50:36I should've woken you up last night
00:50:39Oh, no, no
00:50:40No, it's okay
00:50:41I'm glad you didn't
00:50:43She'll get over it
00:50:45What are you doing?
00:50:48Morning breath
00:50:50I know, me too
00:50:53I gotta go
00:51:07again
00:51:07Time for the mic
00:51:08Laodice
00:51:08I'm sorry
00:51:09I don't since Tr understanding
00:51:12It actually
00:51:19said
00:51:22Yes
00:51:22What do you want?
00:51:29We need to take advantage
00:51:47Hey, mind if I join you?
00:51:52Crystal, what's wrong?
00:51:54Tosh, don't even start.
00:51:57Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:58What?
00:51:58I figured you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze,
00:52:00and if I blew away, well, then good,
00:52:02you won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:52:03I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me!
00:52:19What else am I supposed to do with this?
00:52:37You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:52:39I didn't tell her.
00:52:40Then how did she know?
00:52:43Well, you told her.
00:52:44What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:50She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:02I didn't snake her.
00:53:04Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:05Yet?
00:53:07Yet?
00:53:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:09Nice ethics, nice friend.
00:53:11Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy,
00:53:14and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:16I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18I didn't know it was going to happen between me and Vicky.
00:53:20I didn't even know that.
00:53:23What the hell is going on here?
00:53:26You girls want to fight.
00:53:28Take it outside.
00:53:29You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:31My car's parked out front in the tow way.
00:53:32Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34All right?
00:53:34I'll be right back.
00:53:35Yes, sir.
00:53:42Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:44When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:46I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:53:51What?
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:54That's Vicky's car.
00:53:57Oh, my God.
00:53:59Oh, my God.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01This is...
00:54:03This is...
00:54:04This is a 66.
00:54:07Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:08Don't touch.
00:54:10Nice car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty.
00:54:13Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:14I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:54:15Hey, check these babies out.
00:54:18Vuh-vuh.
00:54:19Yep, they catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:54:22Before dark.
00:54:23See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:31I think I need to sit down.
00:54:43I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:10I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:14I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:19Now, Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:24Todd.
00:55:25How could you not tell me?
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:37Vicki, what are we going to do?
00:55:43I can't be with you.
00:55:46I know.
00:56:01How could you marry Mueller?
00:56:05God.
00:56:08What is not funny?
00:56:16He wasn't always like that.
00:56:24He should probably go.
00:56:35Get behind the shelves!
00:56:42Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:45Look.
00:56:46Look what I got.
00:56:56I'll just clean this up for the utility sink.
00:56:58Well, it can't be.
00:56:59Wait a while.
00:57:00I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:01You're not hungry?
00:57:02Well, I'm starved.
00:57:04We'll eat yours later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:10I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:13Oh, yeah.
00:57:18And Mr. Shermer, the, uh, earth science user who at school gave me these things called dobson flies.
00:57:26Sounds great.
00:57:27Yeah, they start off as he's ugly fucking little.
00:57:31Christ, woman.
00:57:33Watch yourself.
00:57:35Drinking?
00:57:36No, I just lost my balance.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:43Tell you what.
00:57:44Why don't I grill these?
00:57:45That way, I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:54Oh, one other thing.
00:57:56Yeah?
00:57:58There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:03I'm going to write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:07Uh, I'll be in in a second and, and help you find it.
00:58:14Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:58:48Ah-ha.
00:58:51Ah.
00:58:54Hi-yah.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:59:10What?
00:59:18Good night.
00:59:21Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:24You seem pretty miserable tonight.
00:59:26You all right?
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:29What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:31Forget about it.
00:59:33You are going to be great.
00:59:35Great.
00:59:36Great.
00:59:37Great.
00:59:39Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:40Yeah?
00:59:42Want to talk about it?
00:59:44I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:46Come on, give me a try.
00:59:47That's what I'm here for.
00:59:49Hit it.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:53I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:55and now I'm afraid you might find me and kill me.
00:59:59I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:04Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:06Oh, Dad.
01:00:07Of course I am.
01:00:09Of course.
01:00:11I'll see you.
01:00:12Dad.
01:00:16Um, remember when I told you that I, uh, value friendship and honesty?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:27I meant that.
01:00:29I knew you did.
01:00:32Well, um, you've screwed up before, right?
01:00:40No.
01:00:42I never have.
01:00:43No.
01:00:43I mean it.
01:00:46Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:52Well, all I can tell you is, at the end of the day, it's, uh, just you.
01:00:58So I would, uh, face up to it.
01:01:01Whatever it is.
01:01:03Because I guarantee you that the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:01:09Does that help?
01:01:11Does that help?
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12It does.
01:01:13Thanks, Dad.
01:01:17You're gonna kill him.
01:01:18You're gonna murder him.
01:01:20You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:24Ten thousand men of Harvard want victory to get.
01:01:31Your transcript and scores.
01:01:34Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:39Um, good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:01:46I'll tell you, I, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:51Yes, sir.
01:01:53It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:57Is that right?
01:01:59Mm.
01:02:12Mr. Boomer.
01:02:14Uh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:16Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh?
01:02:19Harvard interview?
01:02:21Oh, uh, yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:26Did you have something you want to tell me?
01:02:30What is that, sir?
01:02:32Found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Uh, the idea is how it got there.
01:02:37Uh, you and my wife.
01:02:40Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:42And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on.
01:02:48Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:51I'm really sorry.
01:02:52I made a mistake.
01:02:53No, no.
01:02:54Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:56Sir?
01:02:57Uh, I'm 98.
01:02:59Uh-huh.
01:03:00I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife, and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:04Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:03:07I mean, I...
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:07Well, I'm...
01:03:08Frankly, I'm-I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:11She's...
01:03:12Anyway, look.
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:19Shows initiative.
01:03:21Impressed, Boomer.
01:03:24Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:37Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:38Don't tank on the final.
01:03:40Absolutely not.
01:03:43Hey, she's good, isn't she?
01:03:46My wife.
01:03:50She's the best, sir.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:04:15That's it.
01:04:23Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:31Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:43I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:50I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:56Well,
01:04:59I thought we should talk about us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well,
01:05:08I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:23Faber,
01:05:25you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:28You know, if I was going to us with anyone,
01:05:32it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone.
01:05:37You know, for a while.
01:05:39Just for now.
01:05:42Hey.
01:05:44It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:50It would never happen.
01:05:55Hey.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine,
01:06:04your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And Miss O'Brien.
01:06:10Two words describe your semester.
01:06:12Want to guess?
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People,
01:06:18let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy
01:06:22when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So,
01:06:31why do I come down on you still hard?
01:06:34Because
01:06:35fear
01:06:36motivates.
01:06:39Case in point,
01:06:40Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago,
01:06:42he was flushing a near-perfect
01:06:44high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage.
01:06:47Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:51Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53So,
01:06:53if I tick you off,
01:06:55good.
01:06:56Great.
01:06:59Use that.
01:07:00Prove that I'm wrong.
01:07:01Make me eat my words.
01:07:03Work harder.
01:07:05We'll both be happy.
01:07:28Mr. Mueller.
01:07:31Todd.
01:07:33I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:36Oh, don't let it go to your head.
01:07:40The point is that, uh, I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:46That's your prerogative?
01:07:49People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:52Your wife taught me that.
01:08:00taught Vicki may be good with math, but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:21You slept with her.
01:08:22Didn't you?
01:08:27Sir?
01:08:28Vicki.
01:08:29You slept with her.
01:08:40Yes.
01:08:46Yes.
01:08:52Yes.
01:08:57Oh.
01:09:00Oh.
01:09:00Oh.
01:09:02Oh.
01:09:05Oh.
01:09:08Oh.
01:09:11Oh.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:24Oh.
01:09:25up the phone. Vicki, I told him. I didn't mean to, but it just came out. I told him. I'm
01:09:29sorry, Vicki.
01:09:30He's on his way over there right now. If you can hear this, if you get this message, get the
01:09:33hell out of
01:09:33there, please. Right now, get out.
01:09:45Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:10:01Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:10:05Rough day at the office?
01:10:09Oh, same old, same old. Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry?
01:10:25Sorry.
01:10:27I...
01:10:28One of my students, Vicki!
01:10:31No, you ruined that, man.
01:10:33How are you trying to ruin my career?
01:10:35Roy, stop it!
01:10:40Stop it!
01:10:42Enough.
01:10:45Uh-oh.
01:10:47Look who's here.
01:10:48Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:10:52Mary?
01:10:53You fucked up.
01:10:55Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:10:57It's bad luck.
01:10:59Very bad luck.
01:11:01Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:11:03Just relax.
01:11:04Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:07Between me, too.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:09Boy, I underestimated you.
01:11:12Huh?
01:11:12Homer?
01:11:14I thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:16I didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:20But you're gifted.
01:11:22Mm.
01:11:22You're a genius.
01:11:25Tutoring was just a tip of it.
01:11:27You improve your scores and score with my wife, all without me knowing it.
01:11:31And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:35Ha-ha!
01:11:37That...
01:11:37That's genius!
01:11:40Yeah, you're...
01:11:41You're a wizard.
01:11:43You're a mastermind.
01:11:47You must be very proud.
01:11:52Well, shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy...
01:11:57Shut up.
01:12:00You won't put this behind us.
01:12:17I'm sorry.
01:12:21Is he gone?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:25You were really brave back there.
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:29I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33Well, you know, if he would, uh, spit at us.
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:55And what are you going to do now?
01:13:01Well, I think I'm going to try New York.
01:13:05Try this art thing.
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:16I miss you.
01:13:37Here.
01:13:38Souvenir.
01:13:39What's this?
01:13:41Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:53What time is it?
01:13:55I don't know.
01:13:56Around three.
01:13:57My interview's at four.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:09I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:12Good luck.
01:14:17Good luck.
01:14:18Good luck.
01:14:19Good luck.
01:14:20Good luck.
01:14:23Good luck.
01:14:24Good luck.
01:14:25Good luck.
01:14:26Good luck.
01:14:28Good luck.
01:14:29Good luck.
01:14:31Good luck.
01:14:33Good luck.
01:14:34Good luck.
01:14:34Good luck.
01:14:34Good luck.
01:14:34Good luck.
01:14:35Good luck.
01:14:36Good luck.
01:14:41Good luck.
01:14:41Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:43No, not yet.
01:14:45Sorry.
01:14:48Todd Boomer.
01:14:50Present.
01:14:52Okay.
01:14:53Need a minute?
01:14:55No, no, no, I'm fine.
01:14:58Okay, come on in.
01:15:03Calculus teacher.
01:15:04Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:12No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:14Oh.
01:15:16Please.
01:15:18Well, I've gone over your stats, and everything looks...
01:15:24okay.
01:15:27But I'll be honest.
01:15:30You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:35I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:39Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:49Todd, let me, let me ask you something.
01:15:53Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:57Um, I guess my dad and I have always had a plan that way, you know?
01:16:02He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:08What I'm getting at is...
01:16:11why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:21Look, um, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:29And now that I'm here...
01:16:33Look, I-I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:36I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:40But, um...
01:16:43I-I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:16:50What?
01:17:03Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:04Okay, now just remember...
01:17:05eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:08Mm-hmm.
01:17:09Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:10Yeah, okay, Dad. Thanks, I know. Thank you.
01:17:19Thank you so much.
01:17:46Mm-hmm.
01:17:47Yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:17:50Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:53Hello?
01:17:57Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:18:00I got punched.
01:18:02Hang on, Ellen. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:05I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:07No, wait, that's wrong.
01:18:09Hang on.
01:18:10I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:15It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:24You said it was important.
01:18:28I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:33You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:40No.
01:18:41I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:50Uh, I'll...
01:18:51I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57Can I-Can I ask you a question?
01:19:01Just, um...
01:19:01Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:03Why didn't you tell me...
01:19:04Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:07I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:12You're upset.
01:19:13Yeah.
01:19:14I am.
01:19:15I am upset.
01:19:18A little.
01:19:26It's your decision.
01:19:28I am.
01:19:40Oh.
01:19:41It's okay.
01:19:42You're doing very poorly.
01:19:44But, you know, this game was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:52Oh, wait! Yes! Yes!
01:19:55Here we go. All right, bye!
01:19:57Oh, be right back.
01:19:58Where are you going?
01:19:59Be right back!
01:19:59Melanie's favorite? Come on, I'm on the street here.
01:20:02Hey, what's going on?
01:20:07Jesus, what happened to you?
01:20:12Did Mueller do that?
01:20:14Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:15It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:19I'll buy.
01:20:25You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:30All right, well,
01:20:33I'm gonna go build something with toothpicks.
01:20:37Thanks, man, you're the best.
01:20:46So how did you know I was here?
01:20:48Uh, diner night.
01:20:50Oh, of course.
01:20:54So I made a decision.
01:20:57Yeah.
01:21:00I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:04Really?
01:21:07It's a breakthrough.
01:21:11I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:15Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:21That's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:33I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh, I'm really sorry.
01:21:39I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:21:45But I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:22:00Never happened.
01:22:01Never happened to her.
01:22:08Yeah.
01:22:14Whoa.
01:22:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:22:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:22:28Ha, ha!
01:22:32You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:34Yeah, me too.
01:22:36I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:39Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:22:44interactive, 3-D, smell-o-vision computer games.
01:22:48The shed will be doodly decked out with jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:56Okay, and me?
01:22:57Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:23:02the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:13What about me?
01:23:15Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:19Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes. What do you say?
01:23:30Never happened.
01:23:31Never happened.
01:23:32Guys, come on, work with me.
01:23:34We're pretty.
01:23:35High five.
01:23:38Welcome to tomorrow.
01:23:42I can't explain its truth.
01:23:47All the blood upon these pages takes me away from you.
01:23:54But when trouble takes your spirit, maybe then you'll change your mind.
01:24:04We're only summer's children sometimes.
01:24:09And all the time the future is coming down.
01:24:18I can't hear the angels falling to the ground.
01:24:27Yeah.
01:24:29I don't want to lose your voice.
01:24:35Tell you I believe and want my second choice.
01:24:42I can't get near it.
01:24:47I can't get near it.
01:25:03I'm in love with people, but I hate them too.
01:25:12I hate to see all the damage being done to you.
01:25:20When your eyes are broken windows, every time I see you smile.
01:25:29It's like being back in heaven.
01:25:34It's like being back in heaven for a while.
01:25:36And all the time the future is coming down.
01:25:43I can't hear the angels falling to the ground.
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54I don't want to lose your voice.
01:26:00I tell you I don't even want my second choice.
01:26:08Yeah.
01:26:09Help me cry.
01:26:11I don't want to lose your voice.
01:26:17All I ever want to do now is rejoice.
01:26:25Yeah.
01:26:27And I...
01:26:36That a dad who's what is nothingNEW me to do is love me.
01:26:40He has to touch with me.
01:26:49That's right.
01:26:56It's a day of love.
01:26:57It's a day of his soul.
01:26:57& my death may be the good way.
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