Euphoria (2019) Season 3 Episode 1

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🏘️ Euphoria (2019) - Season 3 Episode 1 ★ SEASON 3 PREMIERE  The story continues — but nothing stays the same. In Episode 1 "The Return We've Been Waiting For", Rue, Jules, and the East Highland crew reunite after a life-changing hiatus. New relationships, old wounds, and fresh challenges collide as everyone navigates adulthood, identity, and the search for meaning. Who has changed... and who is still running from the past?  🔹 Episode Highlights: • Season 3 premiere: the gang returns with new dynamics, new stakes, new secrets • Rue's journey: sobriety, purpose, and the struggle to stay grounded • Jules' evolution: self-discovery, love, and the courage to define her own path • New faces, new tensions: fresh characters shake up the established order • Signature Euphoria intensity: raw emotion + stunning visuals + unforgettable storytelling  🔹 Series Info: • Format: Teen Drama / Psychological Serial / Character-Driven Ensemble • Original Network: HBO (US) / Max / International Syndication • Series Launch: 2019 | Season: 3 | Episode: 1 | Title: "The Return We've Been Waiting For" ★ PREMIERE • Setting: East Highland, USA | Language: English • Runtime: ~55-65 minutes (extended premiere) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min  🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to Euphoria recaps & teen drama podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who changed the most since Season 2? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 2!  #ShowTVMovies #Euphoria #HBO #TheReturn #S03E01 #TeenDrama #Zendaya #SeasonPremiere #BingeWatch #EastHighland  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Euphoria" belong to HBO, A24, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:00:00Honestly, nothing good.

00:00:35It is the night, my body's weak, I'm on the run, no time to sleep, I've got to ride, ride

00:00:45like the wind, to be free again, and I've got such a long way to go, to make it to

00:00:56the border of Mexico, to arrive.

00:01:00Ride like the wind, ride like the wind, to be free again, and I've got to ride like the wind.

00:01:32Ride like the wind.

00:01:37I don't know.

00:01:38I don't know.

00:01:41I don't know.

00:01:43I don't know.

00:01:46I don't know.

00:02:09Fuck!

00:02:11Okay.

00:02:14Shhh.

00:02:18I'll go back.

00:02:22Ah!

00:02:25Ah!

00:02:26Ah!

00:02:27Come on!

00:02:37Come on!

00:02:40Where's the car?

00:02:43Come here.

00:03:01Fuck!

00:03:08Oh my...

00:03:11Ah!

00:03:20Ah!

00:03:40Ah!

00:03:44Ah!

00:04:04Ah!

00:04:05Oh shit!

00:04:06Ah!

00:04:09Oh!

00:04:10Oh!

00:04:12Oh!

00:04:13Oh!

00:04:15Oh!

00:04:23Oh!

00:04:25Oh!

00:04:29Oh!

00:04:34Oh!

00:04:40Ah!

00:04:42Ah!

00:04:45Oh!

00:04:50Oh!

00:06:05You want a cup of milk?

00:06:14Sure.

00:06:41Thank you, Dahlia.

00:06:45We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving

00:06:50us our trespasses.

00:06:52And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose

00:06:57the pure evil that's pouring across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United

00:07:03States of America.

00:07:05Amen.

00:07:09Amen.

00:07:10Amen.

00:07:11Amen.

00:07:11Let's eat.

00:07:13All right, pass the eggs.

00:07:14Thanks.

00:07:14Amen.

00:07:18This is our address.

00:07:19Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?

00:07:22Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.

00:07:26You're doing the Lord's work.

00:07:29Hope to see you again soon.

00:07:31Thank you so much.

00:07:31Good luck with everything.

00:07:32Yeah.

00:07:33Bye, guys.

00:07:34Bye.

00:07:35Bye.

00:07:36Bye.

00:07:36Say she'll well.

00:07:40Safe travels.

00:07:42God bless.

00:07:42Bye.

00:07:51I just got my permit.

00:08:06God bless, Ruby.

00:08:10I've never been on the internet.

00:08:13You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.

00:08:18But I can't help but be curious.

00:08:22All the people out there living big, exciting lives.

00:08:31I'll trade spots with you in a heartbeat.

00:08:35Bye.

00:09:02You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.

00:09:07I just might.

00:09:21Oh, shit.

00:09:22Hey, Paco.

00:09:22USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

00:09:52USA! USA! USA! USA!

00:10:22USA! USA! USA!

00:10:54USA! USA! USA!

00:11:06USA! USA! USA! USA!

00:11:13Hello, Rue.

00:11:16Hey, baby.

00:11:18Where's my car?

00:11:19I had to leave it behind.

00:11:21I guess I'll just add it to your tab, then.

00:11:25A few years after high school,

00:11:27I was working at a smoke shop.

00:11:29Could I just get a raw cone, please?

00:11:31Yeah, for sure.

00:11:35You keep the change, actually. Thanks.

00:11:38Okay.

00:11:50Lori, hey. How are you?

00:11:52You owe me money.

00:11:54I know, yeah. I was gonna pay you back.

00:11:56You were? Yeah.

00:11:58But then, you know, you moved.

00:12:01I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.

00:12:04You don't owe me ten grand, silly.

00:12:06I don't? No.

00:12:08You did 46 months ago.

00:12:10And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months

00:12:18means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.

00:12:27Uh, $43 million.

00:12:30I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.

00:12:39And that is how I became a drug mule.

00:12:58Oh, there you go.

00:12:59As long as you're selling.

00:13:25I guess you'll travel.

00:13:29possible. Claro que sí. Disfruta.

00:13:48The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.

00:14:13After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.

00:14:42The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.

00:14:55What are you there?

00:14:58Maybe more than a kilo.

00:15:01Let's go fishing, brother.

00:15:01Oh, my God.

00:15:18Hey, put your ass in the car.

00:15:20Okay, we've got to cross by three.

00:15:37I'm sorry.

00:15:41Don't, man.

00:15:41I'm sorry.

00:15:47I'm sorry.

00:15:50Don't, man.

00:15:51I can only clench for so long.

00:15:54Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?

00:15:56Breathe through it.

00:15:59Damn.

00:16:00Sorry.

00:16:01Hey, what the fuck did you eat?

00:16:04I'm good, thank you.

00:16:05No, gracias.

00:16:12Turn the engine off, please.

00:16:16Passports.

00:16:22What were you ladies doing in Mexico?

00:16:24Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.

00:16:33Ruby Bennett?

00:16:35That's me.

00:16:37Faye Valentine?

00:16:40You have fun?

00:16:42No.

00:16:53I don't know why.

00:17:00Hey.

00:17:00I can't see you.

00:17:00I see him.

00:17:01I got a baby.

00:17:03Oh, my God.

00:17:08Hey.

00:17:18No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:30Welcome to America.

00:17:31Thank you, sir.

00:17:42Lori!

00:17:43Harley!

00:17:43She's about ready to blow.

00:17:45Get this strainer.

00:17:46It's in the dishwasher.

00:17:48I'm in.

00:17:49Come on, bro.

00:17:52Hang in there.

00:17:53Okay.

00:17:54Hang in there.

00:17:54Okay.

00:17:55I got you.

00:17:56What the fuck are you doing?

00:17:57Just breathing.

00:17:58I had an accident.

00:18:00You better get the bucket.

00:18:06And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.

00:18:22After Fedsco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son

00:18:28Wayne.

00:18:31I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.

00:18:37Looks good, mate.

00:18:38Here's the roof.

00:18:40You haven't been killed or caught yet.

00:18:44Praise the Lord.

00:18:47I'd done a dozen runs over the course of two years and somehow ended up their number one mule.

00:19:03You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?

00:19:07Oh, I think Wayne likes you.

00:19:12You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.

00:19:17Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:19:21He's been saving up.

00:19:23That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.

00:19:28What's safe?

00:19:31The big one in his basement.

00:19:32He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.

00:19:46What else does he have in that safe?

00:19:48Uh, I don't know.

00:19:51Important stuff.

00:19:53Where's the key?

00:19:54On his belt.

00:19:57What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?

00:20:05I think I can figure that out.

00:20:08In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.

00:20:17I left the old farm down in Texas

00:20:21And bombed all around for a time

00:20:25Then one day I found myself staring

00:20:30At a sign that red sun set in fine

00:20:35The big cars and the views

00:20:37The city is crumbling.

00:20:39Crime is out of control.

00:20:41Somebody's got to do something.

00:20:43Yeah, totally.

00:20:46Ooh, up here on the right.

00:20:48Oh, okay.

00:20:51All right.

00:20:52Let's go.

00:20:53You stay in trouble.

00:20:54Yeah, will do, Batman.

00:20:58I wonder.

00:21:00Hey, babe.

00:21:00How are you?

00:21:08Yo, Howard.

00:21:09It's Bennett.

00:21:10Open up.

00:21:16Hey.

00:21:18How was Arizona?

00:21:20Um, yeah, I don't know.

00:21:21It was great.

00:21:21Uh, just got to hang out with Gia

00:21:23And she's doing good.

00:21:24She's, like, top of her class.

00:21:25So was I.

00:21:28I know.

00:21:29Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.

00:21:33But I always came with a lecture.

00:21:36What are your long-term goals?

00:21:38And since I couldn't be honest

00:21:39About what I've been up to,

00:21:41I'd be vague.

00:21:42Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.

00:21:45You have to plan for the future

00:21:46Because pretty soon Uber drivers

00:21:48Are going to be extinct.

00:21:50It's all going to be automated.

00:21:51Like, A.I.

00:21:52They're not going to need people like you.

00:21:55Right.

00:22:00You know, I met these, uh,

00:22:03These Christians on a homestead in Texas.

00:22:05Christians in Texas?

00:22:07It was a drop-off.

00:22:09But, yeah, the Miller family.

00:22:11I can't stop thinking about them.

00:22:13There's, like, six kids.

00:22:15And they lived on a farm

00:22:17With, like, a bunch of animals.

00:22:19And no technology.

00:22:21No nothing.

00:22:22And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people

00:22:25I've ever met in my life.

00:22:27Because they're in a cult.

00:22:28Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.

00:22:32Christianity?

00:22:32I just feel like

00:22:34If I grew up religious,

00:22:36Maybe my life would be better.

00:22:38Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.

00:22:40Why?

00:22:42Because they're judgmental.

00:22:51You know, you really should call Fez.

00:22:55Yeah, I know.

00:22:57I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.

00:23:00I've been really busy.

00:23:02Yeah, well, you're free today.

00:23:04This is rare.

00:23:05Like, I work, like, seven days a week.

00:23:08Yeah, well, he misses you.

00:23:10Did he say that?

00:23:12Multiple times.

00:23:15I don't know.

00:23:16My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.

00:23:21Well, just, like, pick up the phone and call him.

00:23:23It's not like he's going anywhere.

00:23:25He's in prison for 30 years.

00:23:30Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.

00:23:36Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.

00:23:40Writers are the engineers of the human soul.

00:23:44People underestimate the power of entertainment.

00:23:49What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.

00:23:56The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.

00:24:05Okay?

00:24:06That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.

00:24:12Lexi felt right at home.

00:24:14She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.

00:24:18This election is giving me so much anxiety.

00:24:22Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.

00:24:43She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.

00:24:48I do hope that doggie is for sale.

00:24:59I do hope that doggie is for sale.

00:25:04I do hope that doggie is for sale.

00:25:19So I go to work all day.

00:25:21I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.

00:25:26I'm just creating content.

00:25:28There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.

00:25:31There are flies buzzing around.

00:25:33I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.

00:25:35Do not apologize, Juana.

00:25:36You work for the two of us.

00:25:37She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.

00:25:40Well, she's good at both.

00:25:41I pay her to do one.

00:25:43Get to work.

00:25:44Cheers, Mr. Nate.

00:25:51How many times do we have to talk about this?

00:25:54I am in the real world making deals.

00:25:57If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.

00:26:00People make money doing this.

00:26:02Think about what you're saying.

00:26:04What you're actually saying.

00:26:05How much is that doggie in the window?

00:26:08Who's the doggie?

00:26:10I'm the doggie.

00:26:10All right, so you're for sale.

00:26:12No.

00:26:13No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.

00:26:16It's just a funny video.

00:26:18Except you're not a doggie.

00:26:19You're a grown woman.

00:26:20So that makes you a what?

00:26:26A prostitute.

00:26:29No, I am not a prostitute.

00:26:31Then stop acting like you are.

00:26:33You are blowing this way out of proportion.

00:26:35I am growing my following.

00:26:36This brand might sponsor me.

00:26:38It's called monetization.

00:26:39Mm-hmm.

00:26:46Come.

00:26:49Just...

00:26:57Sit.

00:27:04You don't need to worry about money.

00:27:07I've got money.

00:27:09Why haven't we remodeled the living room?

00:27:12Or the kitchen or the master en suite?

00:27:14Oh, baby, we will.

00:27:16But right now I'm investing in myself.

00:27:19In the business.

00:27:21Well, it takes money to make money.

00:27:24Then let me chip in.

00:27:35You've been a bad, bad dog.

00:27:42Woof, woof.

00:27:45Nate had taken over his dad's business.

00:27:48How about this?

00:27:50Just turn him on and pretend.

00:27:52Pretend do what?

00:27:54Work.

00:27:56We gotta put on a shelf.

00:27:59All right, boss.

00:28:00But what he didn't realize

00:28:02is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.

00:28:07Their wedding was around the corner.

00:28:11And Cassie was dreaming big.

00:28:13It's so gross.

00:28:20So gross.

00:28:22Fuck.

00:28:25Fuck.

00:28:32Like this apartment.

00:28:55you know how many baby boomers died today no six thousand jesus boomer dies

00:29:04every 15 seconds you fast forward 10 years from now it's a tidal wave of death there's only two

00:29:10things certain in this life and that's death and taxes sun settlers will be the premier end of life

00:29:16transitional facility in california we're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it

00:29:22most you don't have to sell me i just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before i invest

00:29:27in

00:29:28the second round smoothly yeah take a look at what we got going on here these guys have been here

00:29:35since

00:29:35the crack of dawn trust me kurt we're gonna make a killing if fred ever tried to tell me what

00:29:41i

00:29:42could and could not post on social media castrate him he just doesn't get the online world i mean

00:29:48people make so much money using it i don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements

00:29:54or a wedding cake or ice luges i don't think you can make money that fast i mean you can't

00:29:58on only

00:29:58fans isn't that porn see i used to think the same thing but i started reading and it's actually the

00:30:06biggest misconception i mean the platforms used to sell content communicate i'd be the one in charge

00:30:12wait are you really considering this i mean i wasn't not until nate started nickel and diming me

00:30:18so what would you be posting i don't know probably the same stuff that i post on instagram

00:30:26so why would people pay for it to form a deeper connection with me like imagine all the unhappy

00:30:33men in the world for just fifty dollars they could get a personalized pic and text from me

00:30:39saying good morning handsome thinking about you today that's it people just want to feel special

00:30:53well good luck with nate

00:30:58don't underestimate me

00:31:24are you seeing anyone

00:31:36you hear about jules no don't tell her i told you but maddie told me she's a sugar baby

00:31:47a sugar baby a hooker but there's a difference right sugar babies don't have to have sex

00:31:53it's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook you ready maddie worked in management representing

00:31:59influencers and a few actors including dylan reed

00:32:09the heartthrob of la nights

00:32:15and action

00:32:40what if he kisses her and then says the line the kiss is the button

00:32:50let's try

00:32:53spinner kiss her then the line

00:32:56okay

00:32:57and action

00:33:02you're drunk

00:33:06i just had to build up the courage

00:33:12good note

00:33:14and cut

00:33:15where's my iced tea

00:33:17that was the day

00:33:18lexi gained dylan's respect

00:33:22hey lisa

00:33:43manny's job appeared more glamorous than it was

00:33:46most days she was stuck behind a desk

00:33:53spencer's office this is maddie speaking

00:33:56hi

00:33:56yeah please hold

00:33:59i have annie online too

00:34:01i'll pay her

00:34:05darling how are you how's guatemala i was just about to call you

00:34:16but she had good relationships with the talent

00:34:18i want to have to stay at this thing

00:34:19stop pouting you're getting paid fifty thousand dollars to watch a movie

00:34:22do you have to stay for the whole thing

00:34:24give me a fucking break

00:34:28a manager takes ten percent of everything

00:34:34five grand for the night

00:34:39good money

00:34:42if you're maddie's boss

00:34:45thank you miss

00:34:46thank you

00:34:48the first step i get right like i'm powerless over my addiction my life's manageable

00:34:52fine step two only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity fine i get it

00:34:59but step three i just

00:35:04that's hard

00:35:04why

00:35:07because how am i supposed to give my life and will over to the care of god

00:35:10easy you believe in something greater than yourself that something is god god is good

00:35:14that is that you know i've never been into the whole believing in god thing you know

00:35:19yeah but i did meet this family and um they're super religious and just like so happy

00:35:26and it just made me think that maybe i'm the one missing something

00:35:29oh religious people are happier that's a fact

00:35:32okay so what do i do just like pick up a bible and start reading it

00:35:35that'd be a start

00:35:36yeah but isn't there a bunch of crazy in there like what

00:35:39alia like girls what does that have to do with anything well doesn't it say that like gays

00:35:44should be put to death that was like three thousand years ago what so three thousand years ago was

00:35:48fine to like put the gays to death okay look you're talking about the israelites they were on the

00:35:52run that was the main thing all right it wasn't time for any type of distractions but being gay

00:35:56is a distraction if you're running from the egyptian army fuck yeah it's a distraction

00:35:59ain't no time for sex yeah but it specifically calls out gay sex

00:36:04they didn't want men fucking men all right okay they didn't say nothing about women

00:36:10but hold on it kind of makes sense though because the men had to focus back then all

00:36:13right the survival of the people was this thing okay so if two men got caught kissing they just

00:36:18oh my god what are you writing a romance novel it says men who lay with men

00:36:23i'm talking about butt sex yo i don't know nothing about butt sex but i do know that war ain't

00:36:29the time for butt sex stop dude okay this is before the invention of soap germ theory

00:36:37antibiotic you gotta have ground rules rule i get it okay what i'm saying is you could spend all day

00:36:44picking apart these books what about this what about that all kinds of mistranslations you know just

00:36:50taking everything out of context you either have faith or you don't have faith otherwise you can

00:36:54argue about this shit forever okay i'm sold i'm making the decision god be my witness that i'm

00:37:05going to read the bible okay and when i do i'm going to read every word as absolute fact god

00:37:10damn you

00:37:11ain't got to be so extreme about it no no no ali you said it yourself either you believe or

00:37:14you don't

00:37:14believe right so i'm choosing to believe the miracles have begun amen hallelujah all right

00:37:39the first book of moses called jenesis

00:37:46in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth the earth was about form and void and darkness

00:37:56darkness was on the face of the deep and the spirit of god was hovering over the face of the

00:38:03waters

00:38:04then god said let there be light

00:38:14and there was light

00:38:20hello you're a retard lori needs you uh yeah i'll see you tomorrow

00:38:30hey

00:38:32hey

00:38:34hey

00:38:44hey

00:38:46hey

00:39:03Let's go.

00:39:16You're a real piece of shit.

00:39:18Wait, me? Really?

00:39:19Yeah, me.

00:39:20Are you sure?

00:39:22Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.

00:39:28I'm making a chicken dinner.

00:39:30You know, for Faye.

00:39:32You know, just the two of us.

00:39:33Right.

00:39:35Really sweet.

00:39:38Faye, hurry the fuck up!

00:39:48Ta-da!

00:39:51Good job!

00:39:56Let's go, love.

00:39:57Let's go.

00:40:00Let's go, let's go.

00:40:05Ah!

00:40:09Ah!

00:40:12Ah!

00:40:16Ah!

00:40:18Ah!

00:40:19Ah!

00:40:20Ah!

00:40:21Ah!

00:40:22Ah!

00:40:24Ah!

00:41:34Come on, Rick.

00:41:38Hey, man.

00:41:40Uh, Alamo?

00:41:55Is there anywhere I could take a leak?

00:41:59Okay.

00:42:00Inside, upstairs.

00:42:01Take a right, then a left.

00:42:05Okay.

00:42:06And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.

00:42:09Yeah.

00:42:10Yeah, for sure.

00:42:18Okay.

00:42:23Okay.

00:42:27Okay.

00:42:30Okay.

00:42:33Okay.

00:42:37Okay.

00:43:00The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.

00:43:08I got lucky, man.

00:43:11Is that what you call it?

00:43:19Yo.

00:43:20Uh, do you know where the bathroom is?

00:43:22Yes, up the stairs to the right.

00:43:24Actually, yeah.

00:43:27Yeah.

00:43:28Is this possible?

00:43:29Yeah.

00:43:30That's great.

00:43:35Yeah.

00:43:45Lucky.

00:43:49asshole

00:43:59oh shit sorry actually could you help me

00:44:05yeah of course i can yeah no problem thank you so much yeah

00:44:19i'm still sore from my boob job so it's oh yeah it's a little bit difficult

00:44:26well if it's any consolation i think you look fucking amazing

00:44:32you think so hell yeah all right there you go thank you no problem so how do you know alamo

00:44:49oh

00:44:50oh

00:44:51oh

00:44:52oh

00:44:52Let's go!

00:45:24I've been moving

00:45:29Gonna keep moving

00:45:31Gonna put it down

00:45:33I'm gonna run

00:45:35I'm gonna get down

00:45:38There's only three

00:45:40That you try

00:45:42Touching yourself and try

00:45:44I'll be right back!

00:45:47Missing

00:45:52She works for Lori

00:46:05You walk up into my house

00:46:08Dance with my girls

00:46:10And you don't even

00:46:12Introduce yourself

00:46:13I'm so sorry

00:46:19That's mighty disrespectful

00:46:21Little lady

00:46:21Got that new batch, babe

00:46:29This'll hit the spot

00:46:41I was beginning to believe

00:46:42That I met Alamo Brown

00:46:44For a reason

00:46:46It's my little slice of heaven

00:46:48Yeah, well some of these girls

00:46:51Demons

00:46:53Ask as I hand select them

00:46:55Oh yeah?

00:46:56What business are you in?

00:46:58Look, is it a girl?

00:47:00FBI?

00:47:01No, I'm just curious

00:47:08I collect the most

00:47:10Sword after resource on God's green earth

00:47:12More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined

00:47:20I'm in the business of pussy

00:47:23I'm in the business of pussy

00:47:24No shit, my man

00:47:26Hell yeah

00:47:31See I done peeped it from a young age now

00:47:35I've seen it

00:47:37Pussy

00:47:38That thing between your legs

00:47:40Got a Mr. Powell

00:47:42So I figured

00:47:43I'd stand me right by some pussy

00:47:46With my cash register

00:47:49Ka-ching

00:47:51Ka-ching

00:47:54Ka-ching

00:47:54Couple motherfucking shit

00:47:56Yeah

00:47:57Oh man, well I came to right fucking house then

00:48:00That's right

00:48:01I'm the motherfucking king of pussy

00:48:04I own and operate five of the dirtiest

00:48:08Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California

00:48:11Fully nude

00:48:12And always lewd

00:48:15Ain't that right B?

00:48:17Yes

00:48:19Okay

00:48:20I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here

00:48:24That's like my dream job

00:48:26Owen

00:48:27What?

00:48:28You wanna be a hoe?

00:48:30No man, no, no, no

00:48:31I mean like

00:48:32Helping out in a club, you know

00:48:36Like troubleshooting

00:48:39Troubleshooting?

00:48:41Or troublemaking?

00:48:43I mean a little bit of both

00:48:44I see you

00:48:45You a gay one, huh?

00:48:53I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?

00:48:57What?

00:48:58You see me?

00:48:59We got a freak-up in here

00:49:02I'm begging you

00:49:03Hire me

00:49:04Come on, man

00:49:06Please

00:49:08Don't you worry for that crack of lard?

00:49:09Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world

00:49:15Well, little lady

00:49:17That's the beauty of this country we call America

00:49:22Anyone can reinvent themselves

00:49:27That's right, babies

00:49:28That's right

00:49:29That's right

00:49:30That's right

00:49:31That's right

00:49:32Your daddy

00:49:33Is he always like this?

00:49:34Look away

00:49:35Oh

00:49:37Okay

00:50:12Hmm

00:50:15How's the food?

00:50:18It's good.

00:50:20Great.

00:50:25Are you happy?

00:50:28Yeah.

00:50:30Good.

00:50:34So, um, can we talk about the wedding?

00:50:40What part?

00:50:44Florals?

00:50:45Jesus Christ.

00:50:48So I have an idea.

00:50:49I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.

00:50:53Will you just listen?

00:50:54$2,000. I understand.

00:50:56$5,000, fine.

00:50:58But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?

00:51:03That's insane.

00:51:04Well, I might have a solution.

00:51:11Is it less flowers?

00:51:13No.

00:51:14Is it less money?

00:51:17No.

00:51:18And there's no discussion?

00:51:24What if I paid for the flowers?

00:51:30You don't have any money.

00:51:33I can make it.

00:51:37Doing what?

00:51:40So, I've kind of actually been doing some research and there is a way to make a lot of money

00:51:51really fast.

00:51:53How?

00:51:57Only fans.

00:52:04The porn website.

00:52:07See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.

00:52:10You actually just...

00:52:11Do you want to do porn?

00:52:14Well, if you would just let me finish.

00:52:16It's really fascinating.

00:52:17You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?

00:52:23I will if I have to.

00:52:25I will if I have to.

00:52:29Absolutely not.

00:52:32No.

00:52:35Well, then we have a really big problem.

00:52:40Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.

00:52:47So, what are you trying to say?

00:52:49That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.

00:53:01I'm treading water right now.

00:53:04I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.

00:53:08I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commission is trying to fuck me in the ass.

00:53:14And Kurt...

00:53:15Oh, Kurt's not sure if now is the right time to invest.

00:53:19Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.

00:53:23Baby.

00:53:24Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.

00:53:27It doesn't feel that way.

00:53:28I just...

00:53:31I just need to get to the starting line.

00:53:34The starting line?

00:53:35What about the finish line?

00:53:36It's in view.

00:53:37It is in view.

00:53:38We are so close.

00:53:39We're so close.

00:53:43This is going to be our moment.

00:53:44My moment is walking down that aisle.

00:53:48Surrounded by my friends.

00:53:51Family.

00:53:53I have $50,000 worth of flowers.

00:54:16What kind of pictures are we talking about?

00:54:20Pretty ones.

00:54:40You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.

00:54:51Tish?

00:55:05Tish?

00:55:06She's lazy with fentanyl.

00:55:21She sent you?

00:55:23Sabotage my shit?

00:55:25Is that what she did?

00:55:26She put your ass up to this?

00:55:27I swear to God, I just...

00:55:28I gave you what they gave me.

00:55:29I didn't pack it.

00:55:30I didn't open it.

00:55:31I had no idea.

00:55:34I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?

00:55:38You tell me.

00:55:41It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...

00:55:43I just, when we were talking...

00:55:47I thought that, um...

00:55:50I don't know, maybe God brought us together.

00:55:55God?

00:55:55Yeah.

00:55:56I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.

00:55:59She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls...

00:56:02and, like, packing my intestines and going across the border.

00:56:05It's fucking hell on earth.

00:56:06It's over some shit I did in high school.

00:56:08Wait, wait.

00:56:09Did she just say fucking high school?

00:56:11Nigga, she talking about high school.

00:56:13Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school, and then, like, my mom found it, and she flushed

00:56:18it down the toilet.

00:56:19I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better, but the

00:56:22point is, Lori came back, and she said that I owed her $100,000, and I have been paying

00:56:27for that single fucking mistake ever since.

00:56:32So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I

00:56:38thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.

00:56:43Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to,

00:56:49or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own

00:57:01little size of heaven.

00:57:06So you believe in God?

00:57:11Yes, sir.

00:57:17Well, let's see if he believes in you.

00:57:19I don't know.

00:58:09If I were you, I'd stay real still.

00:58:37I'd stay real still.

00:59:18I'd stay real still.

00:59:24I'd stay real still.

00:59:26And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say...

00:59:41God didn't make the little green apples.

00:59:44It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.

00:59:52There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, Disneyland, Mother Goose, ain't no nursery rhyme.

01:00:01God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.

01:00:13And when myself is feeling low, I look across the face of the globe to ease my mind.

01:00:47Oh, sometimes I call her up at home.

01:00:52Knowing she's busy, and ask if she could get away, meet me and grab a bite to eat.

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