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The Boys S05E04 (2026)
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00:06Homelander?
00:08Blake!
00:10Cracker.
00:12What's that smell?
00:14Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:17It's generally secret.
00:19No.
00:20That's my father.
00:22That's soldier boy.
00:24I can smell him all over you.
00:26Right.
00:27Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:31Prepping?
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:36I need you for something.
00:38You do?
00:41I have received the most wonderful message.
00:46I was visited by an angel.
00:52And she foretold my destiny.
00:57Well, praise be.
00:58And what is it?
01:01God.
01:03Sir, that is wonderful.
01:05There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
01:07No, no.
01:08What?
01:09Serving the Lord.
01:11Being the Lord.
01:15I'm the Messiah.
01:18I'm the Messiah.
01:19The Savior of the world.
01:21The Messiah.
01:24Yes.
01:28Congrats.
01:30Yes.
01:34I always knew I was special.
01:37I knew it.
01:38I suffered.
01:39I suffered so many hardships.
01:41I couldn't understand why.
01:45But you.
01:47You.
01:48You always saw it.
01:50Didn't you?
01:52You knew all along I was special.
01:55That is why I have chosen you.
01:58To spread the word.
01:59Of my coming.
02:03How?
02:04Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth.
02:08Jesus would kill for our marketing.
02:13What do you say?
02:17Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
02:32Oh, there he is.
02:34Back from the dead.
02:36Oh, easy does it.
02:38Easy.
02:41Yeah.
02:51This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
02:53I never saw it.
02:55What?
02:55Bollocks.
02:55I showed it to you.
02:56No.
02:57You saw me Star Wars.
02:58And Mom never let me watch it again.
02:59They're with that guy from regarding Henry, right?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Anyway.
03:05Here's this bit.
03:06See?
03:07Young Luke.
03:08Opps in a spaceship.
03:10Fucks off to her Barney with his old man.
03:11Darth Vader.
03:12Cops.
03:13Wait.
03:13Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
03:16Yeah.
03:18It's a bit of a spoiler.
03:19But anyway, listen.
03:20The point is, you should have waited until we got the virus sorted.
03:23This is a war.
03:25And you're the best weapon we got.
03:27But you ain't no use to anyone.
03:29If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Armando in one.
03:34At least I was brave enough to try.
03:35Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
03:41You don't give a shit about me.
03:43Maybe you never did.
03:48Yeah.
03:49I'll face your civil war.
03:59Fucking teenagers.
04:10I was going to for V-Rolls.
04:12Sailor phones.
04:13Back in the flesh.
04:15Blood and bones.
04:16No condone.
04:16Spin bank nose and homegrown.
04:18Suckers break like turban.
04:19Welcome back, motherfucker.
04:20Grab the booze off.
04:45Oh, check you out.
04:47All right, you twats are all done with Fashion Week.
04:50Let's get to work, yeah?
04:52Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
04:54There was so little virus left.
04:56It means time to multiply.
04:58You know what they say, huh?
04:59Cook low and slow.
05:01How fucking long?
05:02Weeks at least.
05:03Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
05:05That place got shut down 80 years ago.
05:07If there's any V-1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
05:10And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast.
05:13They spilled those Boy Scouts in and it's like a Cadbury a la Creme, huh?
05:16Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
05:19Odds are they're 10 steps ahead.
05:20If we get the V-1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
05:24Maybe give a shit.
05:26If Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
05:28Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
05:30So who wants to go to Clearfield?
05:36Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
05:37He's gone.
05:38He legged it.
05:39Wonder whose fault that is.
05:41Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
05:44Unless you didn't tell us where Starlight is.
05:52Right.
05:53Let's get cracking.
06:07Annie.
06:09Dad.
06:16Hey, listen.
06:17I used to talk to you.
06:18All ears.
06:20Okay, can you please stop chewing up?
06:29How did you find me?
06:31I've been looking for months.
06:32You are really good at hiding.
06:33It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
06:38What should I say?
06:41Dad?
06:47Andy, this is your brother, Mason.
06:52It's simple, Mr. President.
06:54You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
06:59You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
07:04Thank you, sir.
07:08Let me be clear.
07:09Nobody summons me.
07:11The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
07:14With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
07:16B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
07:19We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
07:23It's in my writer.
07:24From 1984.
07:25I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
07:27You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
07:29When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
07:33Fort Harmony?
07:35Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart and we think there's a strong chance of finding
07:39V1 at Fort Harmony.
07:43Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
07:48It's great news.
07:49If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
07:54You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
07:57Forever.
08:01When did he leave?
08:03Hasn't left yet.
08:05Maybe you could go with him.
08:07Show him where to look.
08:09After all, it knows that place better than you.
08:27It's weird.
08:28No birds or animals, it's like...
08:30Fuck you no.
08:30Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
08:32Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
08:44Oh, fuck that.
08:46Eh, not really my type, son.
08:48Hey, how about trying a little respect?
08:49You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
08:51You should take her out to dinner first.
08:55Let's see here, based on the decomps, these bodies have been here a while.
08:59Something ripped them apart.
09:01Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these boots.
09:05Let's get a move on then.
09:06Didn't come out here to get bumped by Bigfoot.
09:20Oh, God damn, this is delicious.
09:23Why don't we so long to try this?
09:25What am I worried about?
09:26Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
09:30I bet they're a little fish heaven with 47 virgin tuna.
09:33Yo, what the fuck, bro?
09:36I trusted you.
09:37Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
09:38You think going full method is easy?
09:40Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
09:42My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
09:45But I fucking committed.
09:46I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
09:49Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
09:52I thought we were friends.
09:53I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
09:56how your powers are a joke,
09:57how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
10:00Nobody says that.
10:01Yes, they do.
10:02All the time.
10:03Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
10:05I need a win from All-Lander.
10:07Edgar was it.
10:08It's a dog-e-dog world.
10:10Is that what you think the phrase is?
10:11Whatever.
10:12Just put your fucking mask back on.
10:15Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
10:17You better watch your fucking back.
10:18Oh, yeah?
10:19What are you going to do about it?
10:21Homemander's stoked about Edgar.
10:22He loves me right now.
10:23How long is that going to last?
10:25You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
10:44Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
10:47You love it.
10:48You love it.
10:49Hon.
10:51Hmm?
10:51You're super scream.
10:53We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
10:56The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
11:01I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
11:06But I do love busting cussards all over your pathetic worm face.
11:12Oh, baby.
11:30Oh, shoot.
11:31I gotta run.
11:32I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
11:34He's lying.
11:35The church is bankrupt.
11:36Wait, what?
11:37The church is bankrupt?
11:38What?
11:39Who?
11:39Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
11:43That two-faced bitch.
11:44How do you lose money on a megachurch?
11:45You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
11:48Attendance is down.
11:49Donations are drying up.
11:50And I'm sure the two golf streams don't help.
11:52How deep in the hole are you?
11:54Just, uh, 150 million.
11:58Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
11:59You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
12:03Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
12:07That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
12:09This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
12:11Chris Hayes is going to have a field day.
12:13Well, what are we going to do?
12:14We?
12:15You tell me.
12:16You're the fucking emissary of God.
12:18Ma'am, you have a visitor?
12:20I need y'alls help or something.
12:24Dang.
12:25Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
12:33Any son of Supercumper could already be inside.
12:39Well, let's find out.
12:43What's wrong?
12:45Annie.
12:47She'll come back.
12:49No.
12:49I almost died, but she made it all about her, and she took off.
12:53I mean, last year, I got bad touched by a shapeshifter, and she still found a way to make it
12:57about her.
12:58She can be such a fucking bitch.
13:04Ah.
13:05Jesus, sorry.
13:06I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
13:22Fuckin' hell.
13:24What the fuck happened here?
13:26Our vida beast enjoyed and amusebush, perhaps?
13:30This place where it didn't hit no animals.
13:33I said that ten minutes ago.
13:56Hi.
13:58Kathy.
13:58I have always wanted...
14:00It's nice to finally meet you.
14:02So you knew about this?
14:04You know what's funny?
14:06I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Voughtland, but you always said the roller coasters
14:10would make you nauseous.
14:11He said that?
14:13I couldn't get him off that thing.
14:19How's your mom?
14:21She's okay.
14:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
14:25You're a cop?
14:27Deputy.
14:28Deputy.
14:28I thought you were working for the telephone company.
14:32When's the last time you saw a payphone?
14:34So, does that mean you're rounding up, Starlighters?
14:38You mean terrorists?
14:39Mason.
14:40I'm sorry.
14:41Am I being rude?
14:41We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
14:44That's enough.
14:47You know what?
14:49I'm sorry.
14:50I'm sorry I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
14:54You're right.
14:54Keeping me a secret.
14:56I'll just go.
14:58Annie, wait.
15:00I'm making a stroganoff.
15:02Well, it's hamburger helper, but have dinner with us?
15:05Wash your clothes.
15:07Take a shower.
15:08No offense, but you could use one.
15:12This is insane.
15:18Really?
15:19We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
15:21Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
15:24Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil, three
15:27pounds?
15:28All right, y'all.
15:29Let's keep it going.
15:30Blue Sky Day.
15:31No bad ideas.
15:32Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
15:36All right.
15:36It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
15:39He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
15:42Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
15:43We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
15:45Right.
15:45This is a yes and run.
15:46Oh, yes and.
15:47You're an idiot.
15:48Okay.
15:49Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
15:52Playing a quick game of opposites here.
15:54What if it was something not fucking terrible?
15:57Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
16:03meet their new God in person, huh?
16:05Ooh, selfies with God.
16:08Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
16:12That is your poster right there.
16:13Amen.
16:14Mm-hmm.
16:14This is amazing.
16:17And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
16:21But won't some people say he's not?
16:24Uh, a Homelander church would bring an Homelander box office.
16:28We pray to God for help.
16:29He's answering.
16:30Looks like Firecrutch has a point.
16:33Excuse me?
16:33The other Firecrutch.
16:34Madam Vice President.
16:35Because according to the Snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander
16:40as their one true God, making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where
16:44he'd need to be.
16:45You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
16:50Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
16:56Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
16:58Jesus Christ.
16:59What?
16:59No wonder the Lamplander lighted justice finale got a D- on AV Club.
17:03Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
17:08Avenging Squad prequel.
17:10You try and make a good finale out of that.
17:11The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
17:16Like New Coke, right?
17:17Everybody already loves Jesus.
17:19They want to eat right out of his asshole.
17:23Figuratively speaking, of course.
17:25Jesus was a great man.
17:27Yeah.
17:27The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the
17:34poor, that shit don't sell no more.
17:40No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
17:45America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
17:50Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
17:56With a real American hero as our savior.
18:04The democratic church of America.
18:14You heard the numbers.
18:15The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
18:19I know what to call him.
18:25The Orson Welles work, Kate.
18:26Cover his fat ass.
18:29Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
18:31I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
18:33All right.
18:38Oh, my God.
18:41A couple of uggos.
18:45What changed your mind?
18:49Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
18:54Firecracker said you looked up to me.
18:56Guess you're not a complete idiot.
18:59I never said that.
19:01You want my help or not?
19:05The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
19:11I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
19:16What?
19:16You did?
19:19And, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
19:25Where is she?
19:28Dead.
19:30Suicide.
19:31Poor shit.
19:32She never offered so.
19:34Yeah, well, she did.
19:37Did you see her body?
19:57Hey.
19:58Found something.
20:02Blueprints.
20:03Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
20:05There's a lab.
20:06If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
20:08Blueprints?
20:09Oh, fucking magic.
20:10If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
20:13I just said that.
20:14Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
20:15As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
20:18Why do you have to be such an asshole?
20:19A little funny twig now, have you?
20:21No, you remind me every day.
20:22Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
20:26Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
20:29Okay, you know what?
20:30It's not just Ryan.
20:31Look at what you did to M.M.
20:32The fuck did he do to me?
20:33He dragged you down into shit with him.
20:35And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
20:37Everyone see you play.
20:39Pussy, something is wrong here.
20:41This fucking nuns just called you a pussy.
20:42Go let him get away with that.
20:44Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
20:45Yeah, fucking do it, M.M.
20:47Do it.
20:47Fucking do it.
20:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:49Hey, that's enough.
20:51None of you ever listen to me.
20:52Please listen to you.
20:53You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
20:55I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
20:57I'm not your fucking pet.
20:59Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
21:01Hey, stop.
21:02Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
21:06We need to focus.
21:08We want.
21:08Huh?
21:12Allons-y.
21:25Mason!
21:31Sorry about him.
21:32He's...
21:33It's okay.
21:34It's okay.
21:34I used to be his age.
21:36I saw the sign out front.
21:37In this house, we believe in Homelander.
21:40The boss of the department made everybody put them up.
21:42In answer to a suit and live wire now.
21:45I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
21:48When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
21:50And the other deputies?
21:51They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
21:54But that's a lie that Vought sells.
21:56I know that.
21:57Then why don't you say anything?
21:59The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
22:04I'm not proud of it, Annie.
22:06But I have a family to protect.
22:11I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
22:17Not what you expected.
22:19You could say that.
22:22After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
22:27But maybe you just didn't want me.
22:37Have a seat.
23:11This movie was shit.
23:12I did consider asking you for my money back.
23:15I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
23:17But I was always proud of you.
23:22Maybe even more proud when you quit.
23:28Why did you leave?
23:32The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
23:37We were young.
23:39Wanted to save the world.
23:42We were so happy when you came along.
23:47And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was going to give you a better life.
23:52Better than a payphone repairman could give you.
23:56She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
23:59Ray's a superhero.
24:01So you, you got on board.
24:05Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
24:10And the thing is, you believed it.
24:13And then she believed it.
24:15And I just...
24:18I couldn't keep lying to you.
24:19So, I left.
24:21You never even reached out.
24:23To do what?
24:24Shatter your dreams?
24:25Keep lying to you?
24:26I didn't take it either.
24:27I needed you.
24:34If I could go back and change things, I would.
24:39I should have been there for you.
24:41Should have stood up for you.
24:45I'm sorry I left, Annie.
24:49It runs in the family, I guess.
24:52What do you mean?
24:52I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
24:57It's like he's, um, it's like he's my heart.
25:00Walking on the outside, and if they got to him, it's like...
25:04Annie, the people we love are a weakness.
25:08They're the reason that we fight.
25:21Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
25:23Of course.
25:24Just, just...
25:26Knock first.
25:28I learned that lesson the hard way.
25:31Okay.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Bellab is this way.
25:46Whoa.
25:48Fuck, you know.
25:49They've been here a minute, haven't they?
25:53Decades.
25:57Hunters.
25:58Look at their lives.
26:01These men, they kill each other.
26:04What if there is a monster here?
26:06But it's us.
26:08What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
26:10Toxoplasmosis.
26:10It's a parasite in cat shit it can infect humans.
26:14Makes them react with explosive anger.
26:16You think we ate cat shit?
26:17Ate?
26:18No, yeah.
26:20If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate to the plants.
26:24Their spores fills us with rage.
26:26We murder each other, and voila.
26:29We're plant food for these vines.
26:32Okay, so like the last of us?
26:35No, that is just a walking dead with mushrooms.
26:38They're dead campers.
26:39The animals.
26:40These hunters.
26:41Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
26:45Us.
26:46I've seen you blow cocaine up your dickhole.
26:48Wait.
26:49You know the point.
26:50The copious amounts of drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
26:54That's why I'm not affected.
26:56Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
27:00Romeo and fucking Juliet.
27:02You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
27:07Well fucking well.
27:20Let's fucking go.
27:25Where are you going?
27:26You gotta cut those cuts.
27:27Get us killed, you fucking idiots.
27:30Neither of you are thinking street.
27:32Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
27:34But I ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
27:36No, but I will.
27:38Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you, then kill us.
27:41Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelanders.
27:44Does that make your family safe?
27:47Is that the revenge you seek?
27:49Does that make things right for Becca?
27:54Fine.
27:56Oh.
28:00We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
28:04Or the soup stew.
28:07So what's the problem?
28:08God!
28:09What the fuck, Frenchie?
28:11It's deer urine.
28:12Hunters use it to attract brave, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
28:16You spray that shit on me, and I don't rip your fucking head off.
28:19I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
28:26It's just science, bro.
28:27When you jizz, masculine vitality leads your body.
28:30You gotta hold that shit in.
28:31Right, Noir?
28:33Right, Noir?
28:36Fuck you.
28:37Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
28:39Bitch.
28:41Says what?
28:41What?
28:43What?
28:48I just want to talk.
28:52Wow.
28:53Your picture was never over there.
28:55Yeah, good.
28:58I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.
29:02I don't put traitors on my wall.
29:03Okay, you know, what they say about me, none of it's true.
29:07Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven, or that you're a terrorist who traffics
29:11children?
29:12So that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van.
29:16Hey, look, Mason.
29:19You go to school at Homelander Academy, and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day.
29:25How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
29:28Whatever.
29:29You're like the FBI's most wanted.
29:32Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
29:35So, you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
29:39Is there a third option?
29:45Let me guess.
29:46Chocolate cream felt every Thursday morning, right?
29:51Dad used to take me before school.
29:55It's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
29:58I think he was just taking me as his beard.
30:03Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
30:27It's not here.
30:28Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
30:31This is a goddamn waste of time.
30:50What is it?
30:56Heroin.
30:57Heroin.
30:58Of course he would fucking know that.
31:02Oh, son.
31:04Hunchlock a bleeding sledgehammer.
31:06A lot of takes for a fucking smack.
31:10Bombsite.
31:11No one has seen bombsite for decades.
31:14He's likely dead.
31:15What if he's not asshole?
31:17He'd be about the only other cunt that'd know this shit was here.
31:20You mean bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
31:22Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
31:24What's he need more for?
31:31Hey, Ed.
31:32Are you alright?
31:33Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
31:35This is gonna sound crazy.
31:36Is Starlight in there?
31:38I'm sorry, what?
31:40I got a call from Mason.
31:42But it's a joke, right?
31:44Tell me it's a joke.
31:52She's my daughter.
31:53Your daughter?
31:54Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
31:57I've known you 20 years and you never-
31:59I should've told you.
32:00She's a serial killer.
32:01She's not.
32:02I promise you.
32:04I'm begging you.
32:05Get back in the cruiser and let this go.
32:08Are you crazy?
32:09I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
32:12I gotta take her in.
32:14You need to step aside right now.
32:16Please, Ed, just take a breath.
32:20Hands up right now.
32:21I don't think so.
32:22Walk away.
32:25Ed, put it down.
32:26I said now.
32:27Walk away.
32:28No, you're under arrest, Ed.
32:30Relax.
32:31Everybody, please, just-
32:32I'm warning you.
32:32I said walk away.
32:33With the both of you, fucking stop!
32:41I'm sorry, Ed.
32:42Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
32:45After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
32:48Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time.
32:50I know you're scared.
32:51I'm scared too.
32:52But what Bot's been making us do, pulling people out of their homes,
32:55our neighbors, and sending them to God knows where.
33:00You know it's wrong.
33:04And it's my daughter.
33:06And I love her.
33:06I should've stood up for her a long time ago.
33:09She's not what they say she is.
33:11She's a good person, Ed.
33:12And if good people stop trying to do the right thing,
33:14then what the hell chance do we have?
33:22She better be gone in an hour, or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire.
33:27I'm hauling you both in.
33:29Thanks.
33:41Smells like deer piss.
33:43The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
33:46Still picking nutsy brains out of my hair.
33:48Only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Voss trials.
33:52Mm-hmm.
33:52Not soft little hog chompers.
33:55Of course.
33:56I forgot how tough you were.
33:58Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
34:00I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
34:02What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
34:05Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet when I pulled it out of Stormfront
34:08and wiped it out of her fucking chin.
34:18Ooh, look, more of those.
34:21Friends of yours.
34:28Oh, shit.
34:30They're right above us.
34:31Only best get the fuck out of you.
34:33Come on.
34:33Hey, what about the V-1?
34:35If bombsite has a V-1, then it saves us from having to torture it.
34:38What are you talking about?
34:40Who's us?
34:44What?
34:45You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do ya?
34:48We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
34:51You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
34:53Shh.
34:53Homelander will hear us.
34:55And you, you've just been going along with it again.
34:57We can't take the risk, Huey.
34:59And if she has to be collateral damage so that Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
35:03we ain't got no fucking choice.
35:05It's easy for you to say.
35:05It won't fucking kill you.
35:06Well, at least he knows when to keep this gob shop and do as his fucking toe.
35:10Excuse me.
35:11No, no, no. We don't have time for this.
35:12We need to find a way out.
35:13I know a little secret, Butcher.
35:14I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
35:17Cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
35:19You know, I used to say to these guys, don't give up on Butcher.
35:22There's good in him.
35:23Fighting to get out.
35:24I was wrong.
35:24If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
35:27Underneath that chest full of octococks, you are just a fucking monster.
35:31Maybe I like it better.
35:33That parasite's not just in you. It is you.
35:35You're the cancer.
35:36Lower your voices.
35:37You are just as bad as Homelander.
35:39Maybe worse.
35:40And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you.
35:41And what you gonna do about it?
35:43I'll fucking kill you.
35:49Please, calm down.
35:59Miko!
36:01Hey.
36:06Come on, M.M.
36:07I mean, if Butcher will let you.
36:09Come on, M.M.
36:11I mean, if Butcher will let you.
36:15Everybody, please stop!
36:16Stop!
36:34Oi!
36:35Where'd you think you're going?
36:38Miko!
36:41Don't.
36:46Tough guy, my ass.
36:49What?
36:50You.
36:50Your whole bit.
36:51This old guts and glory thing.
36:54What a fucking joke.
36:56I read your classified file.
36:57Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio.
37:00And that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Potts trials.
37:05Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory.
37:10Making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
37:16You don't know shit about me.
37:19Really?
37:21I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, you were so fucking petrified that they had
37:25to strap you to the table.
37:26And you pissed yourself.
37:29Crying for your mommy.
37:31Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
37:36They gave you the world.
37:38And you, you deserve nothing.
37:42Oh, Christ, what's this shithole now?
37:47What are you doing?
37:53Oh, well done.
37:54I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
37:56Maybe.
37:57Maybe not.
38:00It's enriched uranium.
38:02They stick us soups in there to see if we can survive an atomic bomb.
38:05Now for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
38:07But for you, it's a stomach flu.
38:09Good luck, though.
38:11Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
38:24Where are you going?
38:25I'm gonna go destroy any B1 that I find, you triple crowned cock jockey.
38:29Why?
38:30You'll get it, do you?
38:32How much I can't fucking stand you.
38:55What?
39:11What?
39:14Boy.
39:14Dwy.
39:19Come on, son.
39:22Come and have a go.
39:42Oh, if only the world could see you now.
39:47Not so fucking super, are ya?
39:50You, uh, you got a bit out.
39:57Did your dad put you in time out?
40:00That's got a sting.
40:02Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
40:07What's the matter?
40:08Can't cut your tongue?
40:11Well, wonders ever cease.
40:15Tell me something.
40:18If you did get the juice on ya, you think that makes you a god, don't ya?
40:24Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
40:27Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats,
40:30gargling your bullocks, and singing the Hosanna, you still wouldn't be happy.
40:36Cause deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
40:43How you big the shit out of your own son.
40:48Don't get wicked on that.
40:58Brian is alive.
41:01Because he's strong.
41:03Cause he's my son.
41:05The son of God.
41:06You ain't no god.
41:09How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fuckin' spider?
41:14No.
41:18You don't have it, do ya?
41:23The virus.
41:30Don't I?
41:31No.
41:34You don't.
41:35You would've used it by now.
41:38I can't get you.
41:39I can't get you.
41:42You have no way to stop me, do you?
41:45Oh, William.
41:46You have no idea what you're up against.
41:50You can't intervene.
41:52I will get the V1.
41:55And what I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
41:59And you, Starlight.
42:01All the non-believers.
42:04You're all gonna fuckin' drown.
42:06In your own blood.
42:09I promise you.
42:11Before I die.
42:15I'll fuckin' have ya.
42:17You're all fuckin' paste!
42:19I can take what's mine.
42:22And that makes this whole fuckin' shitball my birthright!
42:28My destiny!
42:59Quick, Idiota!
43:02You shit!
43:05Shit!
43:13Thor!
43:15Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:25No!
43:46Come on.
44:02Come on.
44:09Fuck.
44:16Oh, fuck.
44:38My god.
44:46Quinn.
44:48You know this man?
44:52You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
44:56Figures this would be you.
44:57You ugly piece of shit.
45:00Oh, you hated me.
45:02Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
45:05Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
45:10You still fucking hate me, don't you?
45:11This creature is nothing but hate.
45:13It makes us hate.
45:16He's the cause of all of this.
45:18Listen to me.
45:20You are the only one who can end it.
45:23Put us up to his misery.
45:24Put him out of his misery.
45:25No, no.
45:26God, no.
45:27No, I like him like this.
45:30Fuck you, bitch!
45:34Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
45:36Fuck you.
45:37Fuck you!
45:38Cause I still got it!
45:39I got all of it!
45:41I fucking won!
45:45Ah!
45:46If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
45:56I know why Queen hates you.
45:59No, is that right?
46:00Because he sees you for what you really are.
46:03He was a real soldier.
46:04You were just a boy playing dress up.
46:06But you got to be the hero.
46:08Well, he got to be this.
46:10Now, where's the justice in that?
46:12He should be you up there.
46:14Should've.
46:14Should be your pain.
46:17You are nothing but a coward.
46:20You should shut your fucking mouth!
46:40Huey?
46:42I'm...
46:44I'm sorry.
46:46Yeah.
46:49Me too.
47:08Me too.
47:23I'm sorry.
47:26You are.
47:27You're so sorry for it.
47:28You will?
47:58A little bit of Monica in my life
48:00A little bit of Erica by my side
48:03A little bit of Rita's all I need
48:06A little bit of Tina's what I see
48:08A little bit of Sandra in the sun
48:11A little bit of Mary all night long
48:16Well, that was the best, sure enough, I've ever had.
48:20It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
48:26You have something you want to say?
48:28Sorry.
48:31You want us to try that again?
48:34I'm sorry.
48:35Good, but your gratitude is at your 20.
48:37More like 30.
48:39I hope we see each other again.
48:43Me too.
48:52Annie, don't make the same mistake I did.
48:55Don't give up on the people you love, all right?
49:18You did in here, too.
49:19Are you ready?
49:26I don't know.
49:27This one will reach the same.
49:46Oh, my God.
49:58Oh, my God.
50:50Oh, my God.
51:01We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
51:04You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
51:10Never let me do it again.
51:12Never.
51:17I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man whore.
51:20I don't remember you calling me that.
51:23I didn't?
51:24I thought I did.
51:25You're not wrong.
51:28I was.
51:29Once.
51:31But I'm being now.
51:33And I can be whatever you need.
51:41I don't want to change you.
51:45It's that I'm trying to change myself.
51:52The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
52:00The thing is, you love chaos.
52:04You thrive in it, which is fine.
52:06But I can't go back to that.
52:14So where does that leave us?
52:43I'm sorry.
52:45I shouldn't have left you.
52:46I should have been here.
52:47Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super cadet in this.
53:05Listen, mate.
53:06That shot I said.
53:08Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean that I...
53:11Because I sure was home in every fucking word I said.
53:13So we've got a problem.
53:21We cool, man.
53:22We cool.
53:30What are you doing?
53:32Just thinking.
53:33Well, the shitshow is on.
53:38From sea to shining sea...
53:46We're going to be America.
53:51Yes, yes.
53:56Brothers and sisters.
54:00Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
54:06Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritans' embrace.
54:11Can I get an amen?
54:12Amen.
54:14I mean, I love all this love.
54:16But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
54:19I did.
54:20Now I believe in Homelander.
54:22She's lying.
54:23No shit.
54:24Excuse me?
54:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
54:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
54:41We will be patriots of faith.
54:45We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
54:49Today, starting today, Samaritans' embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
55:01And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
55:16He is the prophet of the Lord!
55:23He is the prophet of America!
55:27He is the prophet of America!
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