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00:01You can't open bags, can you? You use this.
00:10You were saying?
00:14Is it a tear bag?
00:28It's a tear one.
00:30Always read the instructions.
00:32Oh, shut up.
00:38Have you ever done a hole like that?
00:40Well, I absolutely knew what they had.
00:44Oh, Barcelona.
00:47No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:50A what?
00:51Foot fetish!
00:52I had no idea that was a thing.
00:54Remove my britches.
00:55Expose your loins.
00:57I like that.
00:58Oh, Ronnie.
01:01This is weird.
01:04This is why I don't date.
01:06His heart is dicing with the devil.
01:07Oh, no.
01:08He suffers for his heart, doesn't he?
01:10Clearly.
01:10A Bentley Continental!
01:12I think I'd rather call it a day, Natalie, wouldn't you?
01:15Who's been arrested now and for what?
01:20In the week King Charles got a blue Peter badge,
01:23we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:27Channel 4 was on tour looking for singers to take to the stage.
01:31I was perched outside in the pouring rain.
01:36Paolo Nettini, even though you wouldn't think it, he is Scottish as well.
01:39Why wouldn't you think that Paolo Nettini is Scottish?
01:42Because a name like Paolo Nettini is not really Scottish, is it?
01:46It is, isn't it?
01:47No.
01:49This is one of you known anyone called Paolo Nettini.
01:53Paolo Nettini?
01:55I'd say it's Scottish.
01:57Well, any name, if you say it like that, that's Scottish.
02:00Sophie Sandifun.
02:03TV's toughest interviewers were back on the mic on ITV.
02:07Our rules are no questions are out of bounds.
02:11No subjects are off the table.
02:14They've approached me a couple of times,
02:16but I haven't got the right type of disability.
02:18I was going to say, they don't want you on there.
02:20Oh, I'd love it.
02:22You can't handle the truth.
02:25And the Chelsea chatter was a cutter buff as usual.
02:29I don't know if I buy this or not, if it's just because I went there now
02:31that it's like, he's giving you a bit of attention again.
02:33It's just weird.
02:34Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
02:36I'm not.
02:37Oh, I'm not.
02:39Don't smash yourself.
02:41I'm sick of this bullshit.
02:45Stop it, Charles.
02:47They don't generally end with a consonant, not here.
02:51So it's, it trails off into bullshit.
02:54Yeah.
03:02In Leeds.
03:03Well, I can't wait for man to get back off holiday
03:05so she stops sending us bloody pictures.
03:07Do you know what I don't understand is,
03:09when she's at home, you never hear.
03:11Don't hear nothing.
03:12You don't hear often.
03:13Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:15Do you know what it is?
03:16It's because I don't want to open a can of worms
03:17and get into a conversation,
03:18because that's what I haven't got time for.
03:20Because, heaven forbid, you have a conversation with your own mum,
03:25who just wants to know how you are.
03:30Well, everything is shit,
03:32because she's gone on holiday and I don't have any childcare.
03:35So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Stella.
03:39On Monday, it was a big night for big brains on BBC Two.
03:44Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:46I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
03:48You see, for us, this would be universally challenged,
03:51not university challenged.
03:53Yeah.
03:53We're challenged across the board,
03:55not just at university.
03:57I think that is part of being Northern as well, though.
03:59You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:05University Challenge.
04:06I'll tell you what,
04:07the biggest challenge I've had the other day
04:09was getting my trousers on.
04:10That was my biggest challenge.
04:12I couldn't carry them on.
04:13I couldn't get my leg in.
04:14I was half an hour.
04:16Asking the questions,
04:18I'm old Roger.
04:19He is the quiz master
04:20and they've got rid of that chair
04:22that made him look like an insect.
04:24Hello and welcome to the grand final
04:27of the 2025-26 series of University Challenge.
04:30Edinburgh and Manchester.
04:31What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:33Well...
04:34Well, they usually up there.
04:35You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:36I was at our university in Edinburgh.
04:38In Edinburgh.
04:39The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:42There we go.
04:43We've got someone with a hat on.
04:44That's definitely Manchester.
04:46Hi, I'm Kai Madrick.
04:47I'm from Foy in Cornwall
04:49and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
04:51I was from Cornwall.
04:52That explains the hat.
04:53Yeah.
04:53If it was me on there,
04:56I'm Pete Sandiford
04:57and I'm from Blackpool
04:58and I am daft.
04:59Here we go.
05:00Fingers on buzzers.
05:01Here's your first starter for ten.
05:03What's with Padwick's buzzing hand?
05:06I think that it's a technique.
05:09To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:12Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet
05:14which you have lately published,
05:16I dedicate this volume to you.
05:17Is this a question?
05:20I'm already lost, bro.
05:22I'm not going to lie.
05:23Yeah, I'm done.
05:24I don't even know what they just said.
05:25They are taken from the dedication of her
05:27Vindication of the Rights of Women,
05:29written in response to this French statesman
05:31and diplomat's assertion.
05:33How long was this question?
05:34And I was going to say
05:35that women's education should be limited
05:37to the domestic sphere.
05:38Anybody?
05:39Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:40Um, Rousseau, wasn't it?
05:43Manchester, Manchewick.
05:44Rousseau?
05:45No.
05:45No.
05:46Oh.
05:48Edinburgh Richards.
05:49Condorcet?
05:49No, it's Talleyrand.
05:50Oh, I knew that.
05:52Obviously it was Talleyrand.
05:53Obviously it was.
05:54Talleyrand, you think bastard.
05:56Next question.
05:56Picture round now.
05:57Oh, picture round.
05:58We'll do well here.
05:59You're going to see a national flag.
06:01Turkey.
06:02Pakistan.
06:03That's Cyprus.
06:04Bookmark.
06:04I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:07Saudi Arabia.
06:08Targwan.
06:09Honolulu.
06:10Manchester Matrix.
06:12Turkmenistan.
06:12Well done.
06:13Where?
06:14Turkmenistan.
06:15Fucking hell.
06:16Turkey.
06:16Pakistan.
06:17Turkmenistan.
06:18We actually got it between us.
06:21This Native American nation and reservation,
06:24whose flag is said to overwhelm the viewer,
06:26with its over 20 graphic elements.
06:29Navarro.
06:30Is it the caravan and camping club?
06:32Osage.
06:33No, about that.
06:34It's the Navajo nation.
06:36I couldn't say the word properly,
06:38but that's the only American tribe I know.
06:41The Christian grouping known as Church of the East,
06:44or Assyrian Christians, are also known by what name?
06:46She has.
06:48Rastas.
06:49The Cyril Malabar church.
06:50I'm afraid you lose five points.
06:52Oh, Edinburgh.
06:53After a fifth century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council...
06:56Madwik nodding.
06:56Madwik knows this.
06:57He's nodding his head.
06:59Wigan warriors.
07:00Manchester Madwik.
07:01Nestorian.
07:02It is the Nestorians.
07:03Yes, well done.
07:03When Madwik knows, he knows, doesn't he?
07:05Yeah, it's the hat.
07:06Look at him lined up on that buzzer!
07:08Well done.
07:09Let's start with questions.
07:11The Second Crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi,
07:16governor of Mosul and Aleppo.
07:18He will help you, love.
07:19Madwik, he will help you.
07:21I'll tell you now.
07:22The problem with them talking about the Second Crusade is I don't actually remember the first one.
07:26It was the most northerly of those founded during the First Crusade.
07:29Powers?
07:30She's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:32She's not concentrating.
07:34Okay.
07:35I think Hedessa for this.
07:37Er, yeah.
07:38Yeah, I think you're right, Madwik.
07:40You should go with whatever you think, Madwik.
07:42Captain Hedessa.
07:44Yes.
07:44He got that one right, Hedessa.
07:46Come on, Madwik can do this on his own.
07:49They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:52I think it is, yeah.
07:53None of them have any clue.
07:55No.
07:55They're just going with what Madwik says.
07:57Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
08:01I know Basquiat's work.
08:03He was very cool in the 80s.
08:04A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and religious reformer?
08:11Madwik, tell me.
08:13A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety, corruption and luxury led to public
08:19bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:24Oh, oh, Madwik, he's thinking, he's thinking.
08:27Savonarula?
08:28Yeah.
08:28Savonarula?
08:29Yes.
08:30God, lad, Madwik, get in there.
08:33Yeah, I dig that one out, didn't I?
08:35He did.
08:36Cool.
08:37He even had to waggle his hands to get that out.
08:40I like this, I go like this when I'm thinking.
08:43I look homeless.
08:45When I'm studying out, I go, oh, oh, Michelle does as well.
08:49She's homeless.
08:54In Blackpool.
08:55Went to the darts, didn't we?
08:57Me and Ben.
08:58Rotterdam.
08:59Bloody lovely place, actually.
09:00Pete and his little sister Sophie.
09:03The best bit for me was that you were at the darts and I was watching the darts on the
09:06telly and I was trying to find you in the crowd.
09:09Right at the back.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Well, there was no chance.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Yeah.
09:13It was the only tickets that they had and we were up in the noseblades.
09:17Yeah.
09:17I just love that you left before it had even finished.
09:20Well, we didn't want to get stung for queuing for a taxi.
09:23I know, but then you're texting me going, who's won?
09:26This week, we had our regular dose of drama from the Dales on ITV1.
09:31When I do Running Club Suze Nails, all we do is talk about Emmerdale.
09:35We don't talk about all else, we talk about it as if it's real life.
09:37My mother loved Emmerdale for years.
09:40Years she watched it.
09:42Did she watch it with the weird storylines?
09:46No, she stopped watching it when it became too melodramatic.
09:49Okay.
09:50She couldn't be bothered with the nonsense.
09:56I mean, if you look at Emmerdale there, it's fantastic, isn't it?
09:59You know, if you flattened all of that, you could put 600 hours on it.
10:03In the episode, a pregnant charity dingle was having some car trouble.
10:08All we need to do is ring you a taxi.
10:10We can't though, can we?
10:11I haven't got my phone because my battery died, remember?
10:13Where's your phone, Mac?
10:14Where's your phone?
10:15Don't tell me you ain't got a phone.
10:16I haven't got mine either.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18What a right pickle.
10:19Who leaves without their phone?
10:21Wait here.
10:22Where are you going?
10:22I'm going to walk along the road and see if I can flag someone down.
10:24No!
10:25Don't leave a pregnant woman on her own.
10:26Mac!
10:31You're lying!
10:32Oh, do you remember my walk was biking at Janet and Charlie's?
10:36On their set A, wasn't it?
10:37On their set A.
10:39Just try and go to your happy place.
10:42My happy place has been ransacked.
10:43My happy place is not watching a woman give birth in a car
10:47in the middle of Yorkshire, Mary's.
10:49Car!
10:50The car's not going to go up the back.
10:52No, babe, there's a car behind you!
10:53Oh!
10:55Oh, look, here comes someone.
10:57Here comes someone.
10:58Who is it?
10:58Who is it?
10:59Stop!
10:59Stop!
11:00Oh, it's Ross.
11:02That's Ross, the actual baby's biological daddy.
11:06She's going on a bit to have a child though, isn't she, Jay?
11:08Yeah, but she's doing it for her granddaughter
11:09because her granddaughter can't have any children.
11:12Oh, Ross!
11:13Are you kidding?
11:15She can't believe her!
11:17Look!
11:17This is her worst nightmare.
11:19Does Ross know he's the real dad?
11:21Ross and Charity both know it's their baby.
11:24Sarah, what is it?
11:25What's up?
11:27Is everything all right?
11:28No, far from it.
11:30Ross, 19 missed calls.
11:31This is Sarah.
11:32This is the granddaughter.
11:34Hello?
11:34Sarah!
11:35Ross, what's happening?
11:36Sarah, it's me.
11:37Oh, now they're in the lift, so that'll be it.
11:39They're going to lose the signal.
11:41Yeah, yeah.
11:41It'll be like, hello?
11:43Hello?
11:43We're the hospital charges going into labour.
11:45Hospital?
11:47Hello?
11:47I've lost the signal.
11:49I knew it.
11:49I knew it.
11:49But you always say, signal won't go home in a lift.
11:53Yeah.
11:53Everybody says that.
11:54He doesn't do that.
11:55Tits.
11:56Oi, aren't we moving?
11:58What?
11:58None of the buttons are working.
12:00Why is he pressing all the buttons?
12:01Hello?
12:02Has he never been in a lift before?
12:03Oh, what's happening?
12:05Nothing, other than us being trapped in a lift.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:08That'd be my worst nightmare, getting stuck in a lift.
12:11In labour?
12:12I tell you what, if this lot didn't have bad luck,
12:14they'd have no luck at all.
12:15Car's shat its pants and now the lift has.
12:18It's them two.
12:18They've got the kiss of death.
12:19PHONE RINGS
12:20Oh, come on, please.
12:21Answer.
12:22Oh, Sarah's arrived.
12:23Oh, at least Sarah's got there now.
12:25I'm looking for my gran, Charity Dingle.
12:26They said at reception that she wasn't here,
12:28but she was definitely brought in.
12:29Do you want to send in, will she?
12:30No, she hasn't even got there yet.
12:31They're in the lift.
12:32She's not with us, OK?
12:33Could it have just been a false alarm?
12:35Have you checked the lift?
12:36PHONE RINGS
12:37I need to find her.
12:38Sorry.
12:38PHONE RINGS Hello?
12:39Oh, watch this.
12:40We've got a pregnant woman in the lift.
12:42Look, I'm really sorry.
12:42I've got to go.
12:43There's a woman literally giving birth downstairs in a lift.
12:45That's her grandma!
12:46There you go.
12:47Ding, ding.
12:48Oh, my God.
12:48Can we put two and two together and get four, please?
12:50Somebody.
12:50I'm Faye.
12:51I'm one of the lead midwives.
12:52How we doing?
12:53How we doing?
12:54Fucking brilliant.
12:55Well, I'm sucking her bloody lift, love.
12:56Charity, the fire services are nearly with you.
12:58You've just got to hold on that bit longer.
13:00There's no holding on, love.
13:01When that baby's coming, it's coming.
13:03You know yourself, pet, you don't hold a baby and you want to push it out.
13:11Oh, this is sounding pretty intense.
13:14She actually sounds like how I sound.
13:17Mackenzie, can you tell me what's going on?
13:19Yeah, she's having a baby and we're stuck in a lift.
13:23She's giving birth at the moment.
13:25Come on, you're doing so well, better than me.
13:28Come on.
13:28Grandma.
13:29Oh!
13:31Oh!
13:31Fucking hell, she's going to blow up, this girl.
13:33She's hitting the Mariah Carey whistle, look there.
13:36And that's it!
13:37Oh, the baby!
13:38She's here!
13:40She's here!
13:41She's here!
13:41Ah!
13:42Welcome to Daddy.
13:43Oh, yeah, but that's Daddy, innit?
13:45Ross, is she OK?
13:47Yeah.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh, she is perfect.
13:51Oh, this is not good.
13:52Oh, no.
13:52This is not good.
13:53This is not good.
13:53Ross is falling in love with his own child.
13:55I love being pregnant and having kids, I did.
13:59I used to moan at me about me going through all this, didn't you, all the time?
14:02Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't find the pain that bad.
14:05I must have been one of the lucky ones.
14:08Well, we're not having any more, Julie, that's it.
14:10Put my foot down.
14:14We haven't even got rid of our fucking Sean yet, have we?
14:25In South East London.
14:28He's a cheeky man, that man in the wine shop, you know.
14:31Why?
14:32Well, I went there and I was getting my wine and putting it in my bag.
14:37Sue and her husband, Steve.
14:39And he went, do you need anything else?
14:41I said, no.
14:42He went, all right, I'll see you in a few days then.
14:47How many bottles did you have?
14:48Six.
14:49A few?
14:50That's about right, yeah.
14:51I thought, cheeky sod.
14:55On Wednesday night, an old fave had a freshen up on BBC One.
15:00I've got a new wok.
15:03Lee, I ain't joking.
15:04I cook up for ten.
15:07Can you lift it?
15:08All morning, no.
15:11All morning we've been trying to find a cupboard to fit it in.
15:15It's huge.
15:19Who do you think's the better cook out of us two?
15:21I think we're both good cooks.
15:23You are never diplomatic, so you must think that I'm the better cook,
15:27but you just don't want to admit it.
15:28So that's why you have to say, we're both good cooks.
15:31I think I've got a pan.
15:33I only got a pot last week.
15:34I was about to say, do you have a pot yet?
15:36Got a pot last week.
15:37Listen, you can avoid things with a pot.
15:40You know what I mean?
15:40It stops you going, oh, I should make this tonight,
15:42because you've not got a pot.
15:43Yeah.
15:44This is the classic recipe test.
15:47Right, what are they going to do?
15:48What are we going to do then? Come on.
15:49In front of you, you have all of the ingredients.
15:52Oh, I like chicken.
15:54No, I love it.
15:54See, I do mine in the air fry, now you've told me.
15:56That oven's never been on, because if I put that oven on,
15:59it'll just fucking burn.
16:00It burns everything.
16:01To make us chicken breast, green beans, creamy mash,
16:06and a red wine sauce.
16:08I'm not fussed about the sauce.
16:09Do you reckon I'd let you use gravy instead?
16:11Oh, Jesus.
16:12I could make that standing on my head.
16:14Why is that a challenge?
16:16Mashed potato is where so many of these cooks come a cropper.
16:20How can you fuck up a mashed potato?
16:23We want silky smooth, buttery, creamy mashed potato.
16:27What is that?
16:28Is that his mash?
16:29I think my mash is a bit too liquid.
16:31That's fucking soup.
16:32I think when you can suck the mash through a straw,
16:34something's gone wrong.
16:36You must be doing the mash as a drink.
16:39So I have to use some thickening agent like flour?
16:43What, in the potatoes?
16:44He's going to thicken it with some flour.
16:46Why?
16:47He's gone wrong.
16:48He's off his head.
16:50I did notice that Maria was the first to get her chicken on cooking,
16:54and she's already had it resting.
16:56So the timing is crucial.
16:58We never rest meat.
17:01Should we start resting meat?
17:02So your chicken's cooked?
17:04So I've seared it.
17:05Look, it's rare, that chicken.
17:07It's all pink round the edge.
17:08On both sides, I wanted some of the juices to go into the sauce.
17:12The risk with searing it and then putting it back in the pan's cook at the end,
17:16you have got to check it's cooked through.
17:17That's why I have my meat probe.
17:20So we've got six minutes left.
17:22This is when food should really be moving.
17:24He's still trying to beat his mash into something from Presenceable.
17:29Fucking battered.
17:30Towards your plate.
17:32This is make or break time.
17:34Oh, my God.
17:37Look at the soup that is.
17:39You're pouring the mash on the plate.
17:41Never in my life, not even in school dinners,
17:44you get mashed potato like that.
17:45Stand back from your benches.
17:47Everybody happy?
17:49No.
17:50Yes.
17:52I don't think this chicken's cooked enough.
17:54That chicken, that chicken is questionable.
17:57Maria, you're up first.
18:00Is that cooked now, that chicken?
18:03She's hoping it's cooked.
18:04They don't think it's going to be.
18:06Maria, this chicken, we've got a bit of a problem here.
18:10It's raw, hun.
18:11No!
18:13It's pink.
18:14You can't eat pink chicken.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:16Could you...
18:17You'd need an oxygen tent.
18:18I would.
18:19I'd need to eat it.
18:22Oh, my gosh.
18:23I don't think it could have gone any worse, to be honest.
18:27I've never...
18:27That was the worst chicken I've ever seen, pet.
18:29Oh, I feel really sorry for you, but...
18:30Sorry, it was shit.
18:31You all laugh at me with my meat probe, but I'd never had pink chicken.
18:36Luca.
18:39Ah, liquid mash.
18:41Oh, God, I'm fed it.
18:43He's apt to use his green beans to sandwich the mash in, to keep it there.
18:47What we have now is not mash.
18:49All I can taste is, like, raw flour.
18:52These judges have got the easiest job in the world.
18:55Yeah.
18:55If you got that from Frankie and Bernie's, you'd be sending it back.
18:58Sorry.
18:58A meal that's not cooked by me, Mary.
19:00It's your favourite.
19:01And also because I give myself Billy Bunter amounts.
19:05So, if I cook...
19:06King Henry VIII amounts.
19:07As if I'm King Henry VIII eating every night in medieval feasting.
19:11So, I like the fact that you give me smaller portions of triple cooked chips.
19:15You can't manage yourself, Giles.
19:17You'd be better off in jail, really.
19:19Well, um...
19:20Somebody supervising you.
19:25You said you was going to get awake.
19:26I know, I was.
19:27I'm definitely thinking just getting one.
19:29Just because I can't get my arm up to hold the air dryer.
19:32Well, how do you dry your hair, then?
19:34Best friends Jenny and Lee.
19:37I put the dryer between my knees like that.
19:40Oh, so that's what that fucking bit is then there.
19:43It's awful.
19:45It is awful.
19:46That looks like a ski slope.
19:48I've tried always.
19:49But I find this way the better...
19:51I can put the heater on.
19:52Imagine when my chuck gets a bit off sometimes.
19:54Oh, Sam.
19:56On Sunday, a bunch of amateur singers were taking their stories to the stage on Channel 4.
20:02Music does take you back to a very important part of your life.
20:05I can listen to a song and it will take me back to one specific point in my life.
20:09Yeah, not me.
20:11That's because you don't like music.
20:12No, it's because I can't remember.
20:15We're travelling across the country to hear the people of Britain sing the songs that tell their incredible stories.
20:21Oh, I've seen this.
20:23It's Sam Ryder and Alison Hammond.
20:25I'm Paul My Faith.
20:27What song would you sing?
20:28At Break Hotel.
20:29Would you?
20:31Welcome to your song.
20:36Can you only get on the stage if you can sing?
20:39Yeah, I think you can, so we're buggered.
20:42We can't have a go.
20:43I like a bit of Christina Aguilera at the moment.
20:45Nice.
20:45What a girl wants.
20:47What a girl needs.
20:48One day can set you free.
20:54It's just that little twist.
20:56That's the bit of panache that they look for.
20:58That, someone would say if it was still going, would be the X Factor.
21:02Next to perform for us is 22-year-old Vin Lee, who's only ever sung in public once before.
21:08Oh, blimey!
21:09He's only sung in public once.
21:11That must have been nerve-wracking.
21:12I don't know how people sing in public mind unless you're really drunk on the karaoke.
21:17Yeah, that's the only time you'd hear me sing in public.
21:19I'm a trainee quantity surveyor and for the last 17 years I've played for a rugby club.
21:26Oh, he's a rugby lad. Good on you.
21:30In 2018 we found out that my dad was diagnosed with stage four esophageal cancer.
21:36Oh.
21:37Lost a mate.
21:38You did.
21:39With that.
21:39You did.
21:40And we lost him in June of 2020.
21:42Oh, God, I bet his family fell about.
21:45That's so sad, Dad.
21:46Well, you know, he's got good memories with his dad.
21:49And the week before he died, that's when we found out the really shocking news that my mum's had come
21:56back.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:58His mum had cancer as well.
22:01So, mum and dad.
22:03Jesus.
22:04He's gone through a lot at a young age, hasn't he?
22:06My mum's favourite songs, Candy by Paolo Natini.
22:09Oh, look at them there, don't they look lovely?
22:12Yeah.
22:12Candy's a nice song as well.
22:14One day she asked me to play Candy at her funeral.
22:18Oh.
22:19At her funeral.
22:21Speaking at Mummy's funeral was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, so imagine singing.
22:26Yeah.
22:27I couldn't even imagine that.
22:29Please give it off.
22:30For Finlay!
22:32CHEERING
22:34Come on, Finlay, do it for your mum and your dad.
22:37She'll be by my side, no doubt, singing along.
22:42Absolutely-lutely.
22:44She's there with you.
22:46Stronger than fucking us too at this present moment.
22:48He hadn't even started singing yet.
22:50Fucking hell!
22:51APPLAUSE
22:57Oh, I love this one, I love Paolo Natini.
23:01It's a tearjerker, this one anyway, isn't it?
23:04I was perched outside in the pouring rain, trying to make myself...
23:11He's really good.
23:13He's got you a good singer, isn't he?
23:15He's got, I'm already gone.
23:22All right, Sam.
23:24Right, shut up, Sam, let Finlay have his moment.
23:27He can't help himself, can he?
23:28Darling, I'll bathe your skin
23:33And I'll leave and wash your clothes
23:36Just give me some candy
23:39It's incredible that he's able to stand up there and do it, really.
23:44I'll lay you down on your arm
23:47Oh, just think of him singing it to me as well.
23:50I was thinking the sample of that.
23:51Mama, will you please shut up?
23:54It's really important not to let your grief define you.
23:59Oh!
24:01Oh, look at him, just dancing in the kitchen with his mum.
24:04I love dancing in the kitchen with Ezra.
24:06That was a message from my mum.
24:08No matter how hard life gets,
24:10pick yourself back up again and keep going.
24:18Oh, it's just so sad, isn't it?
24:22Don't miss Mama.
24:24But all really is, dude.
24:28After my home
24:35Yes!
24:37Oh, Finlay. Yes!
24:40He absolutely nailed that, didn't he?
24:42He nailed that, didn't he, yeah.
24:44Well done! Well done!
24:52It just brought back some memories,
24:55especially with his story and stuff like that.
24:57It's a bit close to home for us, isn't it?
24:59And it makes you watch Finlay and be like,
25:02well, he could, like, try and get on with his life as well.
25:05What we try and do each day, innit?
25:07Life is so cruel.
25:09But how strong is he getting up there and singing that for his mum?
25:13You know, I'll be in bits.
25:16And you can't sing.
25:18You cheeky bastard.
25:21You've got a cracking little voice, mate.
25:32I saw a friend the other day, Simon,
25:35and she said to me, she's so busy, her diary's full,
25:38she's so exhausted, and I said to her,
25:42well, it sounds like you've got a bit of FOMO.
25:46Fear of missing out?
25:47Simon and his sister Jane.
25:50Do you get FOMO?
25:51Not anymore.
25:52Because you go to everything?
25:53No.
25:54Oh.
25:54I just really pick and choose.
25:56Do you?
25:57Yeah.
25:58And you still got friends?
25:59Just about.
26:00Still get invited out?
26:02Not so much.
26:04I'm glad that strategy's working out.
26:07On Wednesday night, another famous face popped out of the lift
26:12for a grilling on ITV.
26:13I feel like when I'm talking to strangers, that is the first thing I do.
26:18I interrogate.
26:19I ask questions because I think that's the best thing to do.
26:22You're really good at that, actually.
26:24I would say that's a bit of a superpower for you.
26:28That's L-E-G, isn't it?
26:31It is.
26:32I ain't seen L-E-G for so long.
26:34Oh, it's H.
26:36No.
26:37H.
26:38Not H.
26:40H.
26:41Oh, my God, it's coming.
26:43Oh.
26:44Yo.
26:45Hey, hey, hey.
26:46Oh, my God, what's she wearing?
26:48Oh, look at her.
26:49She's all like, oh, all starstruck.
26:53My name's Paolo.
26:54Nice to meet you, Caroline.
26:55Caroline's the Emily main list of the group.
26:57Yeah.
26:58The assembly.
26:59No shit taken.
27:00You're not H. from Steps, are you?
27:02H. from Steps.
27:03Yeah, but that, I would ask him that question.
27:06It's very easy to get confused.
27:08It's very, very, very easy.
27:12I'm ready.
27:13I'm ready.
27:15He looks nervous.
27:16H looks nervous.
27:18I would be.
27:18There's quite a lot of them there.
27:19I'm ready.
27:20And we're going to start with a question from Nicola.
27:23What's Nicola got?
27:24She's brutal, Nicola.
27:26Calm down.
27:28Oh, she's...
27:28Yes.
27:29Gather yourself.
27:30You got this.
27:31What is your P number?
27:32What's your P number?
27:34That's class.
27:35Because I have lifted your cards.
27:37Nicola.
27:38Yes.
27:39I really don't want to lie to you.
27:41But I can't give you my P number right now.
27:43Why is that?
27:44Oh, he's pregnant.
27:46Only because everyone else is in the room.
27:48She's actually fuming that he ain't giving her his P number.
27:51Well, that scrubs out the next two questions.
27:54What's your account number and sort code?
27:56So, how much you got on now?
28:00How much have I got on now?
28:02Now, yeah.
28:03Assuming how much is over, of course.
28:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:05I see that, Chin.
28:06So, I've got a watch on here.
28:08Go on, answer the question.
28:10That's an AP.
28:10What's an AP?
28:1280.
28:12What's my P go?
28:1380 grand.
28:15I've got mine Versace, but it's not a real one.
28:17Tenny.
28:18It's eight for us.
28:19This watch is about 70 grand.
28:22Bloody hell.
28:24You were right.
28:26AP.
28:27And your necklace.
28:29Necklace.
28:30Close accessories, babe.
28:31How much are the diamonds worth?
28:34Probably...
28:35I don't know.
28:36Maybe like 50.
28:37Fucking hell.
28:38Fucking hell, indeed.
28:40Yeah.
28:40Nicola needs a job at Auntie's Roadshow, doesn't she?
28:42She's got away with her.
28:43Eliza, you're up.
28:45Here we go.
28:46Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
28:49Have you called a man a bitch?
28:50Oh.
28:51Come in with the very, very, very good questions.
28:55This is a bad boy question.
28:58Err...
28:59Err...
28:59Err...
29:00Err...
29:01Err...
29:01I don't know how to answer this.
29:03Err...
29:03Right, come on.
29:04Okay, it's time to say sorry.
29:06I definitely have said certain things, not just about Wimpout,
29:09everything that I probably wouldn't say again.
29:12Give us an example.
29:13He's now just trying to pump the brakes on his latest track,
29:16coming out, women are bitches.
29:20Could you use all that one?
29:21Can we pull the plug on that one, please?
29:23Yeah.
29:24And now Kieran?
29:25Err...
29:25My brother would always, like, defend me, like, just for having
29:28autism and being different to everybody else around me.
29:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:31I know that your sister's a bit younger than you, but did you
29:33ever get any stick from, like, your pals because she has
29:36dancing charm?
29:37That is a really good question, but I hope the answer's no.
29:40Yeah.
29:41He knows the shit.
29:42He's hung out with people like this.
29:43He's got a sister like it.
29:44Yeah.
29:45If you met with a whole load of short people, you, in theory,
29:48should be very cool about it.
29:50I have been.
29:52Not one person around me had anything bad to say.
29:57I was quite lucky when it came to that, apart from one person.
30:00Not one person.
30:01Apart from one person.
30:03And one time, actually, he was, like, pretending to be me,
30:07rapping, and then, like, said a line about my sister.
30:11Yeah.
30:11That I didn't really like.
30:12Oh, fuck.
30:13That is brutal.
30:15Always one that wants to be cruel.
30:17And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone,
30:20I seen him a couple of days after in college.
30:22I twatted him.
30:23And I absolutely fucked him up.
30:25Well, that's not a good thing, though, is it?
30:27No, no.
30:28Two wrongs don't make a right, though.
30:30Two wrongs don't make a right, cos then he was as bad as him.
30:32When you've got a sister, you can say the most vile thing ever
30:36to your sister, but somebody else says it and you'll be like,
30:39you're talking about my sister.
30:41That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
30:43Well, I wouldn't do it if you were there.
30:44I'd join in.
30:49In Surrey...
30:49Shay, you're wasting time, girl.
30:51You're wasting time going to cinema on your own.
30:53I hope you're out there, you know, checking out the circuit.
30:56Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
31:00But you never know, you know.
31:01There may have been another single guy that went to the cinema
31:04on his Jack Jones sitting on the other side.
31:07No.
31:08And then they could have looked across at each other
31:09and it would be love in the cinema.
31:11No, it was all couples.
31:12I was the only person in there on my own.
31:14Oh, no.
31:15That's not good, Shay.
31:16I had a great time.
31:18On Monday, it was all eyes on the PM.
31:21BBC News had all the details.
31:24Oh, dear, they'll be care bashing today.
31:26Good evening.
31:27The Prime Minister, Sakir Starmer, has told MPs it's staggering
31:30that he was not told that Lord Mandelson
31:33had been granted full vetting clearance for his role
31:36as US ambassador against advice.
31:38So, what, are you saying he didn't know?
31:40Oh, so they didn't bear his back.
31:41Why didn't you lot tell me?
31:42If a face could say, I've fucked up, it'd be them two.
31:46Yeah.
31:46Them two are the poster girl for that.
31:47Sakir said there was a deliberate decision
31:50taken on repeated occasions not to tell him.
31:53He is the Prime Minister and he wants us to believe
31:56that nobody said to him, hang on a minute, AK.
32:00You can't have him.
32:01He's done this, that and the other.
32:04Opposition leaders say the Prime Minister's judgement
32:06has been brought into question and he should resign.
32:08Of course the opposition are always calling for him to resign.
32:11That is what they want so that they can have another shot
32:13at the throne.
32:14Yeah.
32:14However, there is serious questions about his judgement.
32:18He's just got to go, Mary. Everyone says he's got to walk the plank.
32:23But there's no-one to replace him.
32:25The Foreign Office officials who made that decision
32:29did not pass this information to me.
32:33He's saying that they made a deliberate decision not to tell him,
32:36but I don't get why they would not tell...
32:37What's the reasoning behind them not telling him then?
32:40Because he'd be upset.
32:41To the Foreign Secretary, to her predecessor...
32:45Oh, he's got it back here now.
32:46He's naming other people as well, isn't it, that didn't get it?
32:48I didn't get told either, but don't name me on there.
32:50Or even to the former Cabinet Secretary, Sir Chris Wormald.
32:55So there were about five layers of ministers that could have been told,
32:58but none of them were told by the civil servants then?
33:01I found this staggering.
33:02Well, we're staggered.
33:04We're staggered and he's staggered.
33:06So, I mean, how many people are staggered here?
33:09Many members across the House will find these facts to be incredible.
33:15Oh, we all don't.
33:16Not just across there, we do.
33:19They're laughing at him because it is ludicrous.
33:23Oh, look at his face.
33:24Don't feel sorry for him, Mary.
33:26Don't feel sorry for him.
33:27Let me if I want to.
33:29Instead of taking responsibility for the decisions he made,
33:32the Prime Minister has thrown his staff and his officials under the bus.
33:37He has.
33:38Yeah.
33:38If they've deliberately deceived him, then it is their fault.
33:42Do you know what, Natty?
33:43They're going to run out of buses and people to throw under them very soon.
33:48There's not going to be any buses or people to throw under them at this rate.
33:52He gives every impression of a Prime Minister in office, but not in power.
33:57Well, it seems as though he doesn't know what's going on around here.
33:59Well, he just lives there.
34:00He must keep upstairs in the lounge while they have the meetings.
34:04As he insists on saying, nobody told me.
34:07Diane Abbott will love this.
34:08Stick the boot in, girl.
34:10The question is, why didn't the Prime Minister ask?
34:15OK, that's a pretty good question.
34:17Whoa!
34:19Get him, girlfriend!
34:20That's right.
34:21Little mic drop there from Diane.
34:23He's had a ropey past as Mandelson and he knew that, so why didn't he ask?
34:30The MPs on this side of the House don't believe him.
34:33His own gullible backbenchers don't believe him.
34:36No.
34:36Don't believe him.
34:37Oh, the gullible backbenchers.
34:40Lee Anderson's going in here.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Do you know what?
34:43Whatever the Prime Minister does, everybody's always going to come down on him like a ton of bricks.
34:48He's just got to ride this storm.
34:49He's got to weather the storm and keep on going.
34:52Because he hasn't actually done anything wrong.
34:56I think he's on last chance saloon with this, though.
34:58If there's all else, then it's going to be curtains.
35:09In Leeds...
35:11After mine and Nat's night away, the morning when we got up, we thought, shall we have a drive to
35:17Ribblehead Viaduct?
35:19Goes to this pub and there's only a classic car meet-up.
35:24Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
35:26So, obviously, I start talking to some of the people there and they went, are you one of us?
35:30I went, no.
35:31I said, I'm not, I'm not one of you.
35:32But I said, I want to be now.
35:34I went, I've got a classic caravan, though.
35:36And then they started talking about carburetors and fuel injectors and I thought, I'm in over my head here.
35:41You're in over your head.
35:42On Monday night, there was more cantering up and down the King's Road on E4.
35:47Here we are, Jen.
35:49Just to make us look as though we are from Chelsea.
35:54Only joking, love.
35:55We're from all.
35:58Who out of Made in Chelsea would you take to the rave?
36:01Ooh.
36:02Probably Freddie.
36:03I'm going with Freddie.
36:09Is Chelsea London?
36:10Yes.
36:12Are you fucking serious?
36:14Yeah.
36:14Is Chelsea London?
36:16I thought it was, like, its own place next to Essex.
36:19What have you been out to recently?
36:20Erm, I've been quite busy.
36:22I've got London Fashion Week coming up, which will be really nice.
36:24Oh, that's Bex.
36:25Simon.
36:26Oh, what have you got coming up?
36:27I've got an appointment, so are my tours done?
36:30What have you got coming up?
36:32I'm not sure who's going, but I think Elise is going to be there, so that might be...
36:35Is she still seeing Freddie?
36:38Is he?
36:38Do you remember Elise?
36:39Yes.
36:39We're seeing Freddie.
36:40Yes.
36:40Bex is ex.
36:41Well, we saw Freddie the other night.
36:43And who was he with?
36:46Erm...
36:46She was home, wasn't it?
36:47Uh-oh.
36:48Oh.
36:48This is a bit loaded.
36:49There's more to this, isn't there?
36:51Yeah.
36:51He kind of just said to me that he's not into Elise.
36:55What?
36:56Why would you tell your ex that, though?
36:58So he wants Bex back, do you think?
37:00More than likely.
37:00He always wants Bex.
37:02And then Freddie, he was like, what do you think about getting back together?
37:07I knew it.
37:08Oh, messy.
37:09Oh.
37:09What do you think about getting back together?
37:11You see how boys play mind games?
37:14It's not really mind games.
37:15He went all the way around the houses to come back exactly where he started.
37:18No, he tried something he didn't like.
37:19He's going back.
37:20In another scene, we saw Freddie filling the lads in on the latest with Bex.
37:25Basically, I went to an event and me and Bex, like, hitting it off.
37:28Dare I say it, like, it felt like we were...
37:30Back together?
37:31Kind of back together.
37:33It was weird.
37:33Oh, my God.
37:34Oh, my God.
37:35Oh, jeez.
37:36Look, even they're bored with it.
37:38Look, look.
37:39I don't have feelings for Bex.
37:40I don't.
37:40Ooh.
37:41Oh, so he doesn't have feelings for Bex.
37:43Oh, so that ain't matching up with what Bex said.
37:46Cos she said that he wants to get back together with her.
37:49Yeah.
37:49OK.
37:50However, if Bex liked to hang out, I want cuddles, I want movie nights,
37:54and sex is just a bonus.
37:55Ooh.
37:56Oh, you horrible little weasel of a man.
37:59That's the fuckboy handbook.
38:00She needs to hear what he's just said.
38:03I would have said it the other way round.
38:06What?
38:06I want the sex first, and the cuddles and the TV nights are a bonus.
38:13Then we headed off for a girly catch-up with both of Freddie's exes.
38:18I mean, it's gone on for, like, a while.
38:19It's because Freddie and I were getting to know each other,
38:22and obviously, the ex and Freddie dated.
38:24Ooh, look at the looks.
38:27Daggers.
38:28But you'll be thrilled to know it's no longer a thing.
38:30I do know, at least, cos we're back together.
38:32Gained a best friend, but, like, I knew you weren't.
38:35That's nice.
38:35Why is that nice?
38:35It was nice.
38:36OK, fine.
38:37It's nice, it's nice.
38:38That was really proper made in Chelsea.
38:41Why is that nice?
38:42That's nice.
38:43I mean, that really was, wasn't it?
38:45Is it perfect?
38:46Nice? That's nice.
38:47Why are you saying that's nice?
38:48If anything, we'll be with each other's wingman,
38:49so if you want me to set you up, let me know.
38:52This is so bitchy, I love it.
38:54I mean, I just see Freddie the other night.
38:56He did say that, you know, he does still have feelings for me
39:01and that he wants to...
39:03Angus's eyes!
39:04Angus was at the golf...
39:06Oh!
39:07Angus is thinking, well, that's not what I've heard
39:08at Hampton Court Golf Course.
39:10He wants to run through you, love.
39:12That's about the top and bottom of it.
39:14What did he, like, specifically say to you?
39:17Exactly.
39:18On a night out, we just don't go on like that, do we?
39:21No.
39:21I mean, it's only with first drink
39:24and then when Sean Paul comes on, we're up,
39:26we're out, we're dancing.
39:28And a bit later, we finally got to see
39:30the on-off couple face to face.
39:33I'm just hearing from Angus that
39:35you don't have feelings for me still, do you?
39:38Feelings for you?
39:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:41Yes.
39:41Right, it's game time.
39:44Tell her, Freddie, friends will benefit.
39:46Both of us have, like, dated other people
39:49and we do kind of keep coming back to each other.
39:52She does have feelings for him.
39:54I don't know, I don't think I'm...
39:55Serious.
39:56...ready for anything serious, though.
39:59Isn't that what I said?
40:00Oh!
40:01Okay.
40:02I don't know if I'm giving you the wrong impression of that.
40:04Oh, werewolves coming crashing down around her ankles now.
40:07She wants to be serious.
40:08Tell him to fuck off, Bex.
40:11Tell him to fuck off.
40:14In a dream world, we could be like, you sound so silly.
40:17Oh, no.
40:17Oh, my God, he's about to say this.
40:18I don't know if I want to know what you're about to say.
40:20And she's like, no, nothing bad.
40:22Nothing bad, but...
40:23Um, I don't know, maybe, like, exes with benefits?
40:27You're joking absolutely wrong.
40:29No, Freddie!
40:30Exes with benefits?
40:32You horrible little squirt.
40:34Oh, it's so offensive.
40:36Right.
40:37That sounds quite...
40:39Seedy.
40:40Degrading, actually.
40:42Yes.
40:44DEGRADING!
40:45It's like, that actually makes me feel sick.
40:46Like, it's icky.
40:47To find someone else.
40:49I know I want.
40:50That's fine.
40:50That is what I wanted.
40:51I think you're a very strange boy.
40:53Yeah?
40:53Very strange boy.
40:55Very frayed boy.
40:56That's how I think you're a fucking asshole.
40:58I want...
40:58It won't be a strange boy.
41:01So, are they...
41:02Are they back together or not?
41:03I can't quite tell.
41:07In North London...
41:09Let's see who's the best singer.
41:10OK, I say...
41:12You'll sing Leoppa, I'll sing Mapa, yeah?
41:14And then we'll decide.
41:15Sisters Amira and Amani.
41:18Islands in the stream.
41:20That is what we are.
41:22No one in between.
41:24How could we be wrong?
41:26OK, your turn.
41:27You took that way too seriously.
41:29Yeah, your turn now.
41:30OK.
41:31I'm serious, it's a competition.
41:33Let's go.
41:34OK.
41:34Islands in the stream.
41:36Islands in the stream.
41:38Islands in the stream.
41:38Can someone take away all the energy and suck it out of you?
41:41I can't do it.
41:42Like, do you know what you sound like?
41:43Islands in the stream.
41:45Like, it hurts to sing.
41:47You sound like it hurts physically.
41:49Fine, you can just be...
41:50You sound like you're holding in a hernia.
41:52Islands in the stream.
41:55That is all we are.
41:57On Tuesday night, there was more jam-packed jungle action on ITV.
42:02I turned it on the other day by accident, Mary.
42:05And spotted a little tiff between Sinita and Gemma Collins.
42:10So I thought, oh, this programme's more interesting than I thought it was.
42:15We're going to South Africa.
42:16We are.
42:17It's Christmas.
42:17I've never been.
42:18Well, maybe...
42:19You can get some tips.
42:20Maybe this will give me a bit of an insight.
42:22In the programme, the celebs were about to face a trial where they were working in pairs.
42:29Go.
42:30Oh, no, there are.
42:32Whoa, that is minging that, innit?
42:36Jimmy's not really moving.
42:38What's wrong?
42:39Why is Jimmy not moving?
42:40What's the matter with him?
42:42Go.
42:42He's got to go.
42:44Jimmy's kind of stopped there.
42:46Well, what's he standing there for like a dick?
42:48The way to get underneath it.
42:50Jim.
42:50Come on.
42:52Well, Jim, do a bit.
42:53Why is Jimmy not even moved?
42:55Boys, I don't think I've got it in me.
42:57What?
42:58Oh, no.
42:59He's copping out.
43:00He's not even tried.
43:02That's not what made this country great, was it, Natty?
43:05I haven't got it in me.
43:06No.
43:07Jim, you're up.
43:08Sorry, Ed.
43:09What?
43:10I'm so sorry.
43:11Huh?
43:11Sorry why?
43:13What you sorry for?
43:14Does Jimmy want to go home?
43:16Is that what it is?
43:17I'm a celebrity.
43:18Get me out of here.
43:20What the hell?
43:22Oh, he's giving up.
43:23So sorry, son.
43:24You're joking me, bro.
43:25Right, guess who's going home?
43:27Well, they both are.
43:29Yeah.
43:29Jim, come on, man.
43:31You've got to think of Adam here in the cage.
43:34He doesn't want to go.
43:35He's enjoying himself.
43:36So he's got to go home.
43:38Yeah, of course you have.
43:38What a bastard.
43:40That's what you can tell with the disappointment on Adam's face.
43:42Is that how we're going out, yeah?
43:44Sorry, Boise.
43:47Whoa!
43:48Oh, he's fuming.
43:49Oh, he's raging.
43:50Oh, he is absolutely raging.
43:51Are you f***ing taking the pits?
43:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
43:54Are you taking the pits?
43:55I don't know.
43:56Are you taking the pits?
43:57He's going up to him.
43:58Oh!
43:59It's Johnny!
44:00It's Johnny!
44:01Oh, my God!
44:01Is Adam going to start on him?
44:03What's up with you?
44:03Everyone's got their own story.
44:04I'm in there getting covered in f***ing pants.
44:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
44:07That's pathetic.
44:08That's pathetic.
44:09You f***ing f***ing system.
44:10I didn't even attempt it.
44:13Prick.
44:14Prick.
44:15Yes, this is what you deserve, Jimmy.
44:18He doesn't deserve it.
44:20What?
44:21Oh, sorry.
44:22Jimmy deserves it, Adam.
44:23Try and keep up, Mary.
44:25Try and keep up.
44:27He's done all that for him to f***ing am a se...
44:29He's doing f***ing more!
44:31Calm down.
44:32Is he still there?
44:33Where is he?
44:34Adam's taking a role.
44:35Yeah, he's doing well.
44:37What is up with you?
44:38Tell me why!
44:39I'd be quiet like this with popcorn.
44:41All you had to do was run through some f***ing mud
44:44and you said, I'm a celebrity.
44:45Get me out of it!
44:45I didn't know about that.
44:46I wanted to go on.
44:47Well, go home then in camp!
44:49Go home in camp then!
44:50Don't do it on my f***ing watch!
44:52Wow.
44:52He's actually rigged.
44:53You can see the vein in his neck.
44:55No, he's right.
44:56Calm.
44:56Why should he calm down?
44:57Yeah, what I'm getting at, Nutty, is he's quite right to say do it in camp and don't bring me
45:03down with you.
45:04Just calm down.
45:05You make yourself look an idiot.
45:07Awkward!
45:08Awkward!
45:08That is rich coming from you, Jimmy.
45:11Pop kettle!
45:12Don't do the show then, bro!
45:15Don't do the show!
45:16Don't do the show!
45:16You don't choose that.
45:16You chose to do the show!
45:18This is crackiness.
45:19This is the best thing I've seen and I'm just going to get me out of here.
45:21This is a marvellous moment.
45:23It's probably the best moment for me in the whole series, Natty, of all series.
45:27I feel that, honestly.
45:29I know.
45:30You have done your kids proud, Adam.
45:32He's crying.
45:33I would be.
45:34You cry anything.
45:35I know.
45:36Adam, you have done your kids proud.
45:39It's all to do with kids.
45:40He wanted me to be having a jolly away from kids and it's been cut short.
45:44That's what he's crying about.
45:46He's back home tonight, Beads.
45:48I'd be crying and all.
45:50Come and join us.
45:52A bit later, Anton Deck had some news for Adam.
45:55We thought it was up to your fellow campmates whether you should remain in camp.
45:59They've had a chat and they've all said, yes, you should remain in camp.
46:02Oh!
46:03Yes!
46:04That's pathetic.
46:05What are they just saying?
46:07They've just broken the rules?
46:09Yes.
46:10Oh, that's bollocks.
46:11Pathetic.
46:12You're on a ride, buddy, aren't you?
46:14Yeah.
46:15You're all right, man.
46:16Oh, sweetheart.
46:17He started crying again.
46:18Oh, I want to cry.
46:20Right, I'm just so disappointed.
46:22This is what's wrong with the whole bloody country.
46:29Oh, handbags.
46:30Now they're just 12 ordinary people who haven't got round to taking the first step towards intimacy.
46:35And now they are with a helping hand.
46:37The brand new series of Virgin Islands starts Monday night at 9.
46:39And Chris Evans is back with TFI Friday.
46:42Olivia Munn is unplugged, stream or watch tonight at 5 past 11.
46:45And that'll be right after a brand new First Dates next.
46:50Perfect.
46:52Perfect world.
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