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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:39I'm in public.
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:44We'll be in the Wildcat House.
00:55Get out of the way.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You've 버�ido.
01:03Shoot that.
01:05You can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:30Let's go!
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06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Such an idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again.
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15Again.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sext me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:03Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:14No.
09:25No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:36No, you come here.
09:37You come here.
09:38No, you come here.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:51Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:04What the hell?
12:22Another bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:57I will show it now, okay?
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the weight.
13:24I should go.
13:25I should go.
13:39You're family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself for us now.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here at Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Bonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, no.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now will you go?
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37Тебе надо подстричься.
18:39Да, отец.
18:42Министр все еще хочет с тобой встретиться сегодня вечером.
18:46Невзирая ни на что.
18:48Это честь для меня.
18:50Ты должен быть поощрен честью.
18:52После вчерашнего ты проиграл Латвии.
18:59Латвии.
19:01И он еще пьес.
19:03Как ты допустил до этого?
19:05Тебе не стыдно?
19:06Не стыдно, отец.
19:07Но не настолько.
19:09Они не учат тебя дисциплине в этой американской лиге.
19:12Это не игра, а халтура.
19:15Настоящий позор это не оправдывать надежды, которые ты показывал в детстве.
19:20Сейчас я играю лучше, чем когда-либо.
19:23Наш брата травмирован.
19:25Командант не сыграно.
19:26Сыграно?
19:27Что это за американский абсурд?
19:29Что это сыграно?
19:31Ты, капитан, ты делаешь их сыгранными.
19:34Всегда ищешь кого-то виноватым с самого детства.
19:42Кто это тебе завязывал?
19:46Твоя мама?
19:47Она не умеет этого делать.
19:53Нет, отец.
19:56Мама умерла.
20:00Ты мне помнишь?
20:03Я имел в виду твоя мачеха.
20:07А где Полина?
20:09В Москве?
20:12Конечно.
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:24Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, в разове всегда самое крайне.
20:36Нет, все всегда отбирается в артаре.
20:38А Газелевич, ну что с ним вообще?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме, но...
20:42Кочев, Кочев пусть и ситом остается.
20:45Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Еще призыви всем на Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать.
20:50Горошее, хорошее.
20:51Слишком хорошее.
20:52Да?
20:53Жас.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59Может, слишком уверенно?
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:08Ты же мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью бар.
21:18Ему явно не нужно еще один бокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства?
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если ты бы это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Не, ну у меня есть что-то поинтереснее.
21:51Давненько, Саша.
21:58Саша.
22:05Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:11Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился от этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:20Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание внимание.
22:23В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:29Мой отец...
22:29Твой отец сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:33Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры,
22:39когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:43Да, правда.
22:44Хантри и Адмири не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландра и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Она экстрасенс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как бы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить...
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:19Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо.
23:37Не пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Ведно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в восемь.
23:49Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезжаешь, Саша?
24:02О, там классно.
24:07Я просто обожаю это место.
24:11Клубы?
24:11Это палбашки.
24:14Девушки.
24:15Просто прелесть.
24:18А мальчики?
24:19Ну, ты же видел французских броней.
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже, вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаяшка, Кэнь.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответ.
24:49Раньше ты был веселее.
24:56Помнишь.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:37Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:22Домашечка.
26:23Окей.
26:25Попробуй.
26:27Да!
26:27Да!
26:28Да!
26:28Да!
26:29Да!
26:29I just opened it.
26:30What?
26:31What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37there's ginger ale on the pitch okay playoffs are over you cannot keep the beer that's not a rule
26:42you just make that up oh hollander is that a rule unfortunately it is fuck you hollander you can
26:47barely even grow one no no fuck you swedish in bread fuck you jay just fucking do it hey
26:52boys it's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak you know that ilia rosanoff
27:02wants this bad rosanoff and the raiders have been on fire since the olympic break a heartbreaking
27:07game so the russians seems to have only intensified the young boston captain he's on a tear scoring
27:1310 goals over the past six playoff games okay listen the fuck up look i don't give a fuck how
27:21many goals i've scored i don't give a fuck how i played two fucking nights ago i don't need to
27:27think about that that was yesterday that was before now i only need one thing i need to win
27:39here at home tonight as much fun as it would be to go to california and humiliate them there
27:47but i want to hear our fans i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san francisco i
27:57know you can
27:58do it i've seen you fucking do it i've seen every one of you do it so leave it all
28:04the fuck out there
28:05tonight because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup fucking fuck san francisco
28:28i can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup shane hates him the most
28:34what you hate rosanoff of course but he's very good at acting the best probably uh no you're the
28:43fucking best all under yeah not that animal shit show cock sucking right now that is that
28:50the boston raiders are your mlh champions what a comeback story this year for ilia rosanoff
28:57the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team in block shots
29:02which he shows kids
29:03and obviously
29:04that's an animal
29:08oh
29:10oh
29:12oh
29:14oh
29:15oh
29:16oh
29:17oh
29:17oh
29:30oh
29:33oh
29:34oh
29:37wow nice watch
29:38i gave this to you for free
29:40what the fuck were you on in five seconds
29:42only 25 seconds
29:43or even doing
29:45and now
29:47presenting the lord tower award
29:49i was busy
29:50was who
29:51illia rosanoff
29:52and shane
29:59but the most important thing
30:02is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey
30:07before we give out next award
30:09can i get a selfie with you
30:11what
30:12what
30:12come on
30:13when will this ever happen again buddy
30:15okay
30:16fine but hurry up
30:24great
30:25give me your number i'll text them to you
30:27no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
30:35do
30:35i
30:35i
30:35i
30:35i
30:35i
30:36i
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointing at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe it's nice to me.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, we'll have
32:19to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:26Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck, Colleen.
34:13Good luck, Colleen.
34:17Good luck, Colleen.
34:26Good luck.
34:26I quit sending it myills.
34:28There's going to be, I'm in this position, I'm okay to know.
34:32And so I'll ride up tonight.
34:34Specialists and the new Alaska before, pregunting itsress all to my time.
34:37You draw them behind us and what it is.
34:38It's going to...
34:40Right on stage.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:22You're such an asshole.
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch you.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I want to watch you.
36:55Oh.
37:21I don't know.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole!
37:38I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:31I need you.
39:01I need you.
39:07I need you.
39:09I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I'm going to sleep.
41:01I'm going to sleep.
41:14I'm going to sleep.
41:22I'm going to sleep.
41:23I'm going to sleep.
41:25I'm going to sleep.
41:26I'm going to sleep.
41:29I'm going to sleep.
41:30I'm going to sleep.
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