...Taskmaster ...- ...S17E08 ...- ...The ...Umbrella ...Wink [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full

Sweet and Lovely People

23 hours ago

Taskmaster - S17E08 - The Umbrella Wink [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full

Transcript

00:02Oh

00:36Oh

00:39Welcome to taskmaster tell man to stop shuffling around the kitchen. We're starting. That's it in you come now sit

00:45down get her a cushion

00:52Okay, she's asleep, so let's just get stuck into some comedians. Please welcome John McNally

01:02Oh

01:11Next to me a man who recently confided in me when drunk that he thinks the pride movement has got

01:17a bit out of

01:20a

01:29Coffee let's go your coffee. I think then we'll crack on with the show. Okay. I know how you like

01:33your coffee. I

01:35Like my coffee black. I know you do with milk on the side. It's here. It's a black coffee with

01:39milk on the side

01:40It's got milk on the side

01:50Ready

01:50Really?

01:51It's price test time. What's the category please Alex?

01:55Yes. Well, unfortunately, it's the thing of yours Greg would most like to squeeze in his mighty hands

02:01That's where we're at and I'm fine with it Greg will give five points to the thing

02:05You'd like to squeeze most in his mighty hands and all five squeezable things will go home with the winner

02:10at the end of the show

02:10It's easy squeezy

02:14What have you brought in that I might like to squeeze in my mighty hands? This is a ticket. This

02:18is Nick's thigh trophy

02:20And this is basically one thigh squeeze per month and I'm gonna let you squeeze it

02:26Genuinely gonna let you squeeze it and the reason why is because there is an element of surprise

02:34Go for it. Oh fuck. There you go

02:40What a mighty tree trunk your heart

02:44It's really hard, isn't it

02:48Walk everywhere fast. I was not expecting that. I'm out feels safe life

02:56Can you just was there any give to them at all

03:01I don't know how it's gonna work. Will you go to them or do they have to come to you?

03:04That's a good question actually. We just meet somewhere central. Yeah

03:11Okay, good start unusual. Hi, Steve. Hi, I have brought you a device Greg that will allow you to squeeze

03:18a filling of your choice into an unpeeled banana

03:28It's it's similar in in the way that they inseminate pigs

03:35This is turning out to be a sexy episode

03:38We actually have a video of it in action if you like to see the banana on a banana

03:45We've used chocolate sauce

03:51I actually have a banana down here that I would like to show you and demonstrate for God's sake Steve

03:58This is an uphill banana. Yeah. Yeah, and

04:02So you've sent your kids to school and they've said whoa

04:06What's the surprise today in my banana and they break it open and inside you get lovely chocolate?

04:12Okay, oh

04:15Sorry stick Steve. Have you got shares in this company?

04:18I'll read you out just one of the many positive reviews inexpensive enough to enjoy the memories made

04:28Thanks, Dave Joanne. I'm just gonna show the picture something I'd like I think you'd like to squeeze

04:34It's my nose I

04:37Have no cartilage in my nose would you be

04:40What so it goes all the way flat down?

04:43So I used to flatten it up that was my price your guide flatten it down and then I both

04:46look back up after to remeld it

04:49Can I yeah?

04:51You're gonna squeeze it in your mighty hand. No you have to it's more like a push down. Just give

04:55me your finger. I'll guide you I do

04:58Keep the hair out of the face

04:59Do you want me to hold your hair back? Yeah, that'd be great

05:10I don't like it

05:12I don't like it

05:13Don't like it

05:14I answered the brief

05:16No, the brief asked for something I'd like to squeeze

05:19I feel like I've been forced

05:24It's kind of cool isn't it?

05:25So why you haven't got that?

05:27And I'm adopted so when I was younger you went around pressing people's noses

05:31Are you my mum? Are you my mum? Are you?

05:35John

05:36Well, Greg, I have brought for you to squeeze in your mighty hands my farthing collection

05:41Oh

05:46When I was at school I didn't have a huge amount of friends

05:50Girls weren't particularly interested so I thought I'll set myself apart through collecting coins

05:56I presume they're discoloured with your tears of loneliness

06:01Do you want to squeeze them in your mighty hand?

06:03Well, of course not. I want to hold John and tell him it's gonna be alright

06:11Alright, who's left? Sophie

06:13Yes, I'd gone down the body parts theme as well

06:17I tried to get my left breast for you to squeeze because it's my better one

06:21Is it detachable?

06:22Well, I was going to have it moulded

06:24I mean, it'll send me over the edge, Sophie

06:28I've already squeezed a thigh in someone's brain

06:33No, and nipples are not allowed on Channel 4

06:35And I thought what would be lovely to squeeze and what have I got in the dressing room?

06:40Right

06:44I thought if I've not got a tip, what have I got?

06:48So this is what's left?

06:49A bottle of paint

06:54You don't mind if I just write down one point while you...

06:58Is there any part of you that wants to squeeze that paint in your mighty hand?

07:01Yeah, there is part of me that wants to give it a squeeze

07:03Yeah, and it's not necessarily one point, by the way

07:05Because we have, let's not forget, John's farthing glitch

07:11I'll give them both one point

07:13Or both two points

07:14Yeah, yeah

07:15Yeah, I'll give them both two points

07:16Oh!

07:17I like to squeeze both in a way

07:18I feel sorry for John

07:20Yeah, they're charity points

07:21Two to John, two to Sophie

07:23I don't think I particularly want to pump bananas full of stuff, Steve

07:26I'll give you three points

07:27Yeah

07:27I think it's Nick Mahomet's thigh

07:29I want to squeeze the most

07:32Oh!

07:32Yeah, I'm going to say four points and five points

07:35There we go

07:35Five for Nick Mahomet!

07:36Well done, Nick

07:37Well done, Nick

07:38Well done, Nick

07:39OK

07:41Let's get tasking, Alex

07:43Oh!

07:44Flip off, Greg

07:45In a good way

07:54Is it warm, your jacket?

07:58Do you know it's not?

07:59It's a coat

08:00Very comfy, yeah

08:01It's both warm and fabulous, so what more do you need?

08:05Just...just like me

08:08A flip-flop, a flapjack

08:11And a...

08:12Flan

08:14Flip-flop, flan, flapjack?

08:16Yeah

08:16Flip, flan, jack

08:18That's not the...OK, will I just open it?

08:20Yes, please

08:24Flick, flip, and flap a flip-flop, flan and flapjack

08:28You may only flick, flip and flap once

08:34Yes

08:35Furthest flicked, flipped and flapped, flip-flop, flan and flapjack finishes first

08:40You have 15 minutes?

08:43Uh, no

08:44Right?

08:45It doesn't say 15 minutes

08:47You have flifteen minutes

08:48You have flifteen minutes

08:51Your time starts now

08:54You have 15 minutes?

08:55Not quite

08:57You have 15 minutes?

08:59No

09:00So I've got one flick, one flip and one flap

09:02Yes

09:04The furthest flap, but what's the furthest flap?

09:07I don't know

09:10You have 15 minutes?

09:12No

09:12Which bit? The old thing?

09:14The 15 bit

09:15The 15 bit

09:15Do you have flifteen minutes?

09:17Your time starts now

09:20Oh, flifteen!

09:21Yeah, I'll put an L in it

09:23God, you're right, you're a monkey actually, aren't you?

09:27Yeah

09:27Yeah, it's always a trick, isn't it?

09:34You like a little tongue twister, don't you?

09:36Uh, that's my favourite everything

09:37You got all excited

09:38Yeah, I really did

09:39This whole task was created just so you could say lots of flas

09:41I'm going to say more in a minute

09:42Naughty fluff

09:44OK, well, Joanne and John are the flirst to flip, flap and flick

09:48You're going to be flapping from here?

09:50Yeah

09:51How far should I go?

09:53Further than that

09:55Don't patronise me

09:56I'd say go home

09:57I'm going to stay here

09:58Mate's going to flick the flip-flop

10:00Is he?

10:01So

10:03If I just...

10:04Yes, mate

10:06So this is the flip-flop

10:08OK

10:08You ready?

10:10Ready

10:16False start

10:21I'm happy with that

10:24OK

10:24That's been flapped, is it?

10:28Disappointed with that flap

10:28Really hard at the net

10:31I curved to the left

10:33Did a bit

10:34On your flip

10:36I'm absolutely thrilled

10:37I've never used a cable tie before

10:40Ready

10:42Steady

10:45Urgh!

10:46Urgh!

10:49It's gone quite far, Alex

10:50So you're flicking

10:52Are you definitely going to be flicking at you?

10:53Flicking at you

10:57Flicking at you

10:57Come on, you bastards

11:01Just go gaffer, go gaffer crazy

11:04Tighter, tighter

11:06Onto the skin?

11:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, onto the skin

11:08I'm very happy

11:10Flop of flan is like turn a flan over, basically

11:15John, you've got one and a half minutes left

11:17OK, I'm just thinking

11:19If I flap like that

11:22Then that gets a bit of balance in the old

11:25Vibe

11:27Oh!

11:37Oh, that's not bad

11:42Yes

11:42Bye, John

11:43Bye-bye

11:45OK, you ready?

11:46Oh, yeah

11:53At least I hit something

11:54You flopped him right in the face

12:00Yes

12:00As they do whatever sport they're playing

12:02You shout it

12:02Come on, you bastards

12:04Yeah

12:05I thought John was very creative

12:06I very much enjoyed you turning yourself into a giant

12:10Human albatross

12:11The feeling of freedom

12:13You asked him to gaffer tape your wings on

12:15And Alex said, do you want me to put it on the skin?

12:19And he was so genuinely excited

12:21Showed him the face

12:22Yes

12:22I couldn't believe my luck

12:24LAUGHTER

12:26Little things

12:27Little things keep me going

12:30OK, advert time

12:31Alex

12:32Why don't you sign off this part for a change?

12:35Thanks, Greg

12:35Oh, dear

12:38Did Daddy pay the sound man to make Alex echo again?

12:41Oh!

12:42See you in part two!

12:44Woo-hoo!

12:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

12:54Hello, hello everyone

12:56Welcome back to Taskmaster

12:57Where we were in the thick of a flipping

12:59Flicking and flapping task

13:01Oh, yes

13:03The incredible hunk is right

13:05Right next

13:06It's flipping Sophie Willen

13:08And flapping Steve Pemberton

13:10Have you seen Cirque du Soleil?

13:11They did a very similar thing to this

13:13I've always wanted to actually

13:14Slam time

13:15I was wondering when it would be

13:17I'm going to go quick, OK?

13:19OK, is everyone ready?

13:21You've alerted the Heathrow about the flight path?

13:24OK

13:25The time starts now

13:27Right, OK

13:28Well, I'm going to flick a flip-flop

13:31So just checking out for your attendance

13:33on the flip-flop

13:33That was... yeah, I flipped it

13:35Yeah, because it's furthest winds

13:36It didn't go very far

13:37Oh, it's furthest winds

13:38I missed that

13:38I forgot about that bit

13:39Yeah, we've done that bit

13:40Oh, God, no

13:40Is that it now?

13:42Yeah, that went a centimeter

13:42No, OK

13:43So that wasn't my best work

13:46One

13:47Two

13:49Three

13:57I am going to measure the height rather than the distance

13:59I think you should

14:01I'm going to flip this

14:02Because I think it'd be very fun

14:03Is it all right to flip a flap?

14:05Of course it is, yeah

14:09I just have to

14:10Feel quite rebellious

14:12Flap jack to flick

14:14And

14:15Am I allowed to use a pen to flick with?

14:17Yes

14:18Please be careful

14:18Aw, thank you

14:19Not sure

14:20OK, this is a one-off

14:27Happy with that?

14:28Right, the flapjack flag

14:29Hey

14:31And right, with the flapjack I can only do one last thing now

14:34Just to say you have got 14 minutes left

14:35Oh, I've got 14 minutes

14:37I've got H's

14:38Yeah

14:38I've not thought this through

14:40Um

14:41How many of my 15 minutes have I got left?

14:43Six

14:44Six

14:44When I get to fly, let me know

14:46OK

14:47Flap the flip-flop

14:49What's a flap?

14:52If we're going to be flapping, I think we need

14:55We need an owl

14:56If you will, imagine that this blue blanket is the owl's wing

15:00And that is where the flap comes in, OK?

15:02I'd love to

15:03I think I'm going to flap

15:04I'd say a flap is like

15:05I'm

15:08Oh, that

15:09Yeah

15:09That was better

15:10That cleared the stage

15:12When you startle the owl

15:13Yep

15:15The flap will happen

15:17There's a mouse

15:18Woo!

15:19Woo!

15:20Woo!

15:21Woo!

15:24How was that?

15:26Well, you've made the flip-flop disappear

15:28It's gone

15:29You finished the task

15:30Right, not well though

15:32But it was done

15:34Thank you

15:35That was fun

15:37What can I say?

15:38I'm happy with that

15:39That's your time up, thank you, Steve

15:41Thank you

15:49Can I just say, jumping on that pivots and sending that flan into the sky

15:54It made me so happy

15:55Well

15:57As you walked off at the end with your owl tucked under your arm

16:00You looked like the happiest boy in the school yet

16:01I was

16:02I don't care whatever else happens

16:04This was my moment

16:09So, Sophie

16:10Do you feel any sense of shame?

16:12LAUGHTER

16:14I definitely didn't grasp the task

16:18Well

16:19I don't know, it was fine because it was done in two minutes

16:22Yeah

16:23Yeah, yeah

16:24I didn't know that it was supposed to be entertaining

16:27I didn't know

16:28LAUGHTER

16:32Well done, Steve

16:35Who's that, please?

16:36Everyone's had a go, apart from Nick

16:38Oh, he's such an intelligent, talented man

16:40I just can't wait to see him having a go

16:43LAUGHTER

16:44And they only flip flick and flat once

16:54Ah...

17:06Why are you going over there?

17:08Because it's the furthest

17:10OK

17:15LAUGHTER

17:16LAUGHTER

17:21Have you finished?

17:23Yeah

17:23LAUGHTER

17:25I could only do... do it once

17:27Yeah, I think I've nailed it

17:30Thanks, Luke

17:31Thank you

17:31Lovely stuff

17:34APPLAUSE

17:39Well, I presume some of the cheering and applause there is sarcastic

17:44LAUGHTER

17:45And carrying the table across the garden

17:47In a wonderfully ceremonial way

17:49Yeah

17:50Oh, it was... it was borderline religious

17:52Thank you

17:53LAUGHTER

17:55Er...

17:55Well, just trying to get as far away from Alex as possible, really

17:58Yeah, he looks furthest... furthest from Alex

17:59Furthest from Alex

18:01Was that what it said?

18:01No, no, no, no

18:03LAUGHTER

18:04Sophie, you must be fucking punching the air on you

18:07LAUGHTER

18:08LAUGHTER

18:09So, are you watching the other four thinking,

18:11What are you doing?

18:13Genuinely

18:13Cos you saved me to the end, I was like, I've nailed this

18:16LAUGHTER

18:18LAUGHTER

18:19APPLAUSE

18:21Yeah, you did, you did

18:22Have you done something extraordinary?

18:24And I was like, I think that, yeah

18:26LAUGHTER

18:28LAUGHTER

18:30So, what did Nick do?

18:31He did flick some objects off a table

18:33Sure

18:33I've just measured it from where the flick started to where it ended

18:37So, I've just gone from the top of the table to the floor

18:39Height of the table is a metre

18:40measuring everything in pigeons

18:42but just the width of pigeons all stood next to each other

18:44so ten...

18:44It'd be about ten pigeons

18:46Sophie was 56.9 pigeons

18:49so that shows how badly you did, Nick

18:51LAUGHTER

18:52Let's get on to the serious athletes

18:54LAUGHTER

18:55Joanne

18:57197 pigeons

18:58Steve

18:58208 pigeons

18:59so yes, he is in second place

19:01but the mighty John flapped, flicked and flipped

19:05408 pigeons in a row

19:06Oh!

19:07A huge total, so many pigeons

19:0840.8 metres

19:10APPLAUSE

19:10So, five to Joanne, four to Steve

19:12three to Joanne, two to Sophie and one to me

19:14Marvellous

19:14Can we have a scoreboard?

19:16It's a three-way at the top

19:17we have...

19:18LAUGHTER

19:20Seven points for Joanne, John and Steve

19:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

19:26Lovely, what's next then?

19:28I'd love to tell you, but it's a secret

19:29and it's a secret which I'm going to tell you right now

19:32LAUGHTER

19:36Hi Steve

19:37Hi

19:38Do you mind opening that and reading it?

19:40Please could you take this and read it?

19:42Now?

19:43Yes, quietly

19:44I'm so sorry

19:46You've got something secret

19:47Well, I've got to give you that

19:49I've got a little bonus thing for you

19:51Oh!

19:52But it's very secretive

19:53Oh!

19:55In the next task

19:56you must say the word umbrella five times

19:59In the next task

20:01you must say the word umbrella five times

20:04If you say the word umbrella five times

20:07and no one else says the word umbrella

20:09you get two bonus words

20:11Your team mates must hear you say umbrella

20:13your umbrellas

20:14and you must not mention the concept of a bonus task

20:18In the next task you must lie

20:20Shhh!

20:21The other paper sheet is not great

20:23In the next task you must lie on the floor for 30 seconds

20:27If you lie on the floor for 30 seconds

20:29without anyone questioning why you're lying on the floor

20:32you get two bonus points

20:33In the next task

20:35you must get something from the caravan

20:37the shed, the hutch

20:39and the toilet

20:40before the task is finished

20:42If you get something from all those places

20:44without anyone questioning

20:46why you're getting something from all those places

20:48you get two bonus points

20:49Okay, this is getting pretty serious

20:53If I only manage two points

20:55Thank you, bye-bye

20:56Bye, Alex

21:00APPLAUSE

21:04I don't mean to be rude

21:05but I can't think of anyone less suited to a secret task

21:09John literally talks

21:10at the same volume you would use

21:12to warn ships away from rocks

21:14LAUGHTER

21:17OK, so we know they're secret tasks

21:19but what's the team task to test them?

21:21It's time to find out

21:35Hello, John

21:36Hello, Alex

21:37Hello, Steve

21:38Hello

21:38Hello, Joanne

21:39Hello, Alex

21:40Hello, Nick

21:41Hello, Alex

21:42Hello, Sophie

21:43Hello

21:44Hello, team

21:45Hello

21:45Hello, team

21:53Put the watermelon on this table

21:57Put the watermelon on this table

22:02The table may not be moved

22:04Once you leave this room

22:05you may not re-enter this room

22:07Also, you may not step on the stage

22:09and the watermelon may not...

22:11Finally, you must speak into your hand-held microphones at all times

22:16Fastest wins

22:16Your time started when you said hello for a fourth time

22:19You did say hello a lot at the beginning

22:21Oh, God

22:22Did we?

22:23Yeah, I said hello, Steve

22:24Hello, Nick

22:24Hello, team

22:25And then each time you both said hello

22:27Oh

22:28So, put the watermelon on this table

22:29The table may not be moved

22:30Into the microphones, please

22:32They don't work

22:33Oh

22:38That's it

22:39There's some sneaky stuff afoot

22:41OK, well, Joanne, John and good old subtle Sophie

22:46There's a watermelon on the stage

22:49So, who wants to stay in the room to receive the watermelon?

22:53I'm happy to stay in the room to receive a watermelon

22:56Are you happy? You seem to know what you're doing

22:58Keep you in for now and I'll go and check there's a watermelon out there

23:01That's fine umbrella, yeah, go

23:03OK, right, I see what's going on

23:07There is a watermelon on the stage

23:09Oh, God, right

23:09OK

23:09I've got these from the hutch just in case you want to lay them on the floor

23:13Right, OK, we could do that

23:16We need to think of something to use to get the watermelon off the stage

23:21Umbrella?

23:21Check, what does it say?

23:22Yep

23:23Put the watermelon on this table

23:24Once you leave this room, you may not react to this room

23:27So

23:27We can touch the watermelon

23:28Yeah, but we can't walk on the stage

23:30Right, OK

23:31What's going on here?

23:32You're here, you're ready to receive

23:34Right, I feel like an umbrella

23:43I've got this from the caravan

23:45Oh, good idea

23:46Step on the stage

23:48You may not step on the stage and the watermelon may not touch the stage floor a grand

23:52Oh, you're grand

23:53So I think we need something else to pat to stop it hitting the stage

23:57One sec

24:00John, what if I lie down and then you roll it on to me?

24:05Right, I got this from the shed and that from the toilet

24:10Umbrella?

24:13You may not step on the stage

24:16You may not step on the stage

24:18Well, if we step on that, are we stepping on the stage?

24:20Ruling, please, Alex

24:21I am, unfortunately, not the rule maker

24:26What's going on?

24:27To be honest, I've not had a clue what's going on

24:29Don't watch the best

24:33Umbrella?

24:35We're going past seconds there

24:36We're trying to crack it

24:39Oh, yes

24:40You might need something to hook it with like an umbrella

24:44It's going to be quite heavy

24:45You might need something to hook it with like an umbrella

24:47Yeah

24:47Quick

24:48John, Sophie trying to talk to you

24:49Great, no, we've got it

24:51Not an umbrella

24:55Let's go

24:55We've got the watermelon

24:57Sophie, are you ready to receive the watermelon?

25:00Are you ready to receive?

25:01I am the umbrella

25:01I am

25:02Are you allowed to touch the watermelon?

25:03I'm allowed to touch the watermelon

25:05Am I not?

25:06Let's check it

25:07Where's the task?

25:09Has it gone?

25:10Where's the task?

25:13I think I can touch the watermelon

25:15I think I can touch the watermelon

25:15Well, all the information is on the task

25:16Right, alright

25:17John, it's in your pocket

25:18John, it's in your pocket

25:20John, it's in your pocket

25:21You umbrella

25:22Right, come on

25:23We can touch the watermelon

25:24I just pick it up

25:26We'll just pick

25:26Take the basket and put it on

25:28Run, Sophie, run

25:30Run, Sophie, run

25:31Run, Sophie, run

25:31It's like carrying an umbrella

25:33You did it

25:34Woo

25:36Done

25:36I'll stop the clock

25:38I thought we really pulled it together

25:39There at the last minute

25:40There was no umbrella

25:42No, you didn't need an umbrella

25:49I mean, in many ways

25:50This task is a sort of metaphor for life

25:53Really

25:54None of us are listening to each other really

25:58You only had to say umbrella five times

26:01I just wanted to make sure they got it

26:04How many times did she say umbrella?

26:05Fifteen

26:06Fifteen

26:07But by the end

26:08She wasn't even trying to slip in

26:10She was just going

26:11Umbrella

26:15Neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor

26:19John was standing right beside me and didn't even blink

26:22Didn't even acknowledge it at all

26:24My head was in the mud

26:26I was just lying there

26:27I think the more time I've spent with Sophie

26:30And with Joanne

26:32The less likely I am to notice that

26:33Sophie has said umbrella fifteen times

26:36Yeah

26:37And Joanne's just lying on the floor

26:40I'll tell you

26:41Definitely all three of them get their two bonus points

26:43Oh God, yeah

26:44OK, time for another break

26:46Watch the adverts by all means

26:47But know this

26:48You don't need an air fryer

26:50You need to start noticing each other again

26:52Kiss

26:53Spend the break kissing

26:54It's pretty good

27:05It's pretty good

27:05Hello, there you are

27:07Welcome back to Taskmaster Fold

27:10Oh yes, it's like a big calzone

27:13We're the filling

27:14And Greg's the heavy duty doe

27:16Smothering us in his moist vacuum

27:18Hello

27:20There's a team task at play

27:21All they've got to do is get the watermelon

27:23On the table in the living room

27:24Without it touching the ground at all

27:26But they also each have a secret task to complete

27:29So let's see Nick and Steve try to be sneaky and efficient

27:32At the same time

27:33Put the watermelon on this table

27:35And we can't move this table

27:36Right, well, we need to get going, don't we?

27:38We need to see where the watermelon is

27:39Yeah, come on

27:40Let's go and find that watermelon

27:41I don't want to find a

27:42Come on

27:43Stop it

27:44And then

27:46We could always take one

27:47Did you bring the task?

27:49No

27:50You've got the task

27:51I don't have the task

27:52There's the watermelon

27:55We may not step on the stage

27:58We may not step on the stage

28:01That's the task

28:02That's the task

28:04That's the task

28:06Should I run back and get the task?

28:07Yes, please

28:08Yeah, you keep talking in your microphone

28:11Steve's just going to get

28:12Oh, I can't go back in the room

28:13The task again

28:14Can't go back in the room

28:15Oh God

28:16So we've got to find a way of getting that off there

28:18Look

28:20Hang on

28:20Oh God, watch out

28:22Alright

28:22Oh my God

28:23Would it be better if I use the umbrella or the brick?

28:32That was good

28:34Okay

28:34Are we any further forward?

28:36What about one of these pipes?

28:37Oh yeah, we should have done that in the first place

28:40Go on

28:41Oh

28:44Yeah

28:44Oh

28:45Oh

28:46I've got it, I've got it

28:49Oh

28:49Okay, now it can't leave the stage

28:51Now it can't leave the stage

28:52What did it say?

28:55Did it say, Alex, reminders

28:56Can it leave the stage?

28:58I don't think it's really my job to remind you of the task

29:01Alright

29:02It was definitely something to do with the watermelon on the stage

29:05Was it...

29:06Did...

29:06Did it involve an umbrella?

29:09Say again?

29:09Did it say something about we're not allowed...

29:11Why didn't we bring the task with us?

29:12Oh, I'm going to get...

29:13Let's go and get the task

29:14We're not allowed back in the room

29:15Well, let's just take it...

29:16Let me just see if I can grab it without going back in

29:21Using this umbrella

29:23Shall I bring the watermelon?

29:25Because this is a time task

29:29That's not going to work

29:30I can't remember if I'm going to touch the watermelon

29:39I can't remember what the rules are

29:43What do you two think the task is?

29:45We've got to put this on the table

29:47No, but I don't think it's just that you carry it

29:50Well, if we don't know what the task is, how are we going to solve it?

29:53Well, there's nothing to do with this umbrella

29:55So I'll leave that there

29:56Right, okay

29:58So...

29:59We've got to put this on the table

30:00We can't move the table my worries at night. We can't literally go in the room. Okay. Are you ready?

30:08Yeah

30:18There is some on there. Where is the watermelon? On the table. On the table. Bits are on the floor.

30:24Do you think you've completed the task?

30:25Should we just cut our losses and say we've completed the task? I've stopped the clock. Can we now go

30:30and see what it was? I don't think you should

30:41Well, I thought you both managed your secret tasks you were showboating with the umbrella

30:47The umbrella winks gonna catch on

30:49Thank you

30:53In terms of the rest of it

30:56Well, this is what I've written down. I don't think it's unfair to say that that's the worst task attempt

31:02I've seen in 17 series

31:09So points wise all five get their two points without question team of three

31:13I'm presuming five points for doing the task correct. How many points to the team of two?

31:18Well, I just got their two bonus points each so it goes two points to Steve two points to Nick

31:23all the rest get seven points

31:24There it is

31:28Good let's get cracking with another place. Oh, okay, then, but I think you should get a life

31:43Hi, come on in two men enter the dome

31:48Only one will lean

31:50So it's very serious sunset

31:51Do tend to be should we hold hands?

31:57This is a mannequin, but I thought you could call it a Joannekin

32:00Nice

32:02What we up to then? Ah, yes, I knew it

32:08Make this mannequin come alive

32:10It's alive

32:11Does that mean sort of decorate it or

32:16Or as a sort of

32:19performance

32:21Most alive mannequin wins

32:24You have 20 minutes

32:27Your time starts

32:29Your time starts

32:33Not just being alive, man. This is steep, isn't it?

32:36Um

32:36What's your definition of alive?

32:39Um, alive

32:40I'd like to see some organs

32:42Do you like it?

32:43Yeah

32:44Just trying to get some sort of inspiration

32:47Hmm

32:47From it

32:49Oh

32:50Well, that's a good start

32:51Okay

32:53You wouldn't be the first man I know with the rods stuck up his house

33:00Shall I bring the arms?

33:01Yeah, maybe

33:02Okay

33:03Oh

33:03Hello

33:05Hello everyone

33:05I'll be seeing you in a bit

33:08Do not disturb

33:15Well, I'm intrigued to watch them all become Dr Frankenstein

33:20Scale it back a little bit

33:21We're going to start

33:22With Sophie and John's mannequins coming to life

33:25Wow

33:40Hello, my name's Wolfie, I'm 36, I'm a Scorpio and I'm looking for love

33:52Do you have any hidden talents?

33:54I'm a very, very, very, very good dancer

33:56For a sort of puppet

33:58Woman-wolf

33:59I could do a few things

34:01Well, I'd like to see that

34:02All right

34:02One, two, three

34:03Ooh

34:04Ooh

34:06Ooh

34:07Ooh

34:08Ooh

34:09Ooh

34:10Ooh

34:24Ooh

34:29Ooh

34:43Ooh

34:44I can't believe you've been single for so long

34:46I know

34:47Stop that you're flirting

34:50Bye

34:51Bye-bye

35:01John's is quite haunting in a way

35:03Just a side note, you've got two of those jackets, haven't you?

35:07What I saw there was someone being thoughtful and intelligent and I think that was a really sweet response

35:14Thank you

35:23And you did the, er, beatboxing puppet wolf woman?

35:29What's more alive than a beatboxing wolf?

35:32An ashtray?

35:36She was called party dog, 36 years old and a Scorpio

35:42I really enjoyed it Sophie, it was so shit

35:46Good, who's next?

35:47Okay, well brace yourself because it's Joanne McManekinally

35:52It's Joanne, it's Joanne McManekinally

35:53It's Joanne McManekinally

35:54It doesn't matter, here we go

35:54Joanne

36:12Do you mind?

36:16Kind of in the middle of something here Alex?

36:18Sorry Joanne

36:19Trying to resuscitate a man

36:29I think he's properly gone name. Well, there's always falling off. He doesn't need it where he is

36:43Bring this mannequin to life. Oh

36:48It wasn't jumping on the corpse of a monolized man

36:53I

36:53Don't know what I'm doing, but what's interesting is you were in control of the narrative

36:59You chose not to save him. I literally announced his death myself

37:05Stop what you're doing and watch the advert or don't I could not care less. Goodbye

37:12I

37:18I

37:19I

37:21I

37:23I

37:26I

37:27I

37:31I

37:32I

37:35I

37:39I

37:40I

37:41I

37:42I

37:46I

37:48I

37:49I

37:50I

37:51I

37:53I

37:54I

37:57I

37:58I

38:01I

38:02I

38:09I

38:11I

38:21I

38:26I

38:27I

38:35I

38:40I

38:41I

38:42I

38:47I

38:50I

39:04I

39:06I

39:07I

39:08I

39:10I

39:11I

39:12I

39:13I

39:14I

39:15I

39:18I

39:23I

39:24I

39:27I

39:54I

39:58I

39:59I

40:01I

40:02I

40:03I

40:04I'm Quinn Quinn Quinn many Quinn

40:09Quinn

40:09I don't know if you can tell from my expression but I feel quite lonely

40:15I

40:15Would certainly love it if you would dance with me

40:17Oh I see

40:20Because dancing makes me feel the most alive it's possible to feel

40:28I

40:29I

40:30I

40:33I

40:34I

40:35I

40:37I

40:42I

40:45I

40:49I

40:50I

40:51I

40:53I

40:55I

40:56I

41:05I

41:06I

41:07I

41:18I

41:19I

41:20I

41:28I

41:29I

41:30I

41:32I

41:33I

41:34I

41:35I

41:37I

41:40I

41:47I

41:48I

41:58I

41:59I

42:00I

42:03I

42:07I

42:08I

42:09I

42:12I

42:17I

42:26I

42:27I

42:33I

42:34I

42:37I

42:49I

42:53I

42:55I

43:19I

43:21I

43:32I

43:33I

43:42I

43:46I

43:47I

43:48I

43:54I

44:14I

44:18I

44:19I

44:29I

44:48I

44:49I

44:51I

44:52I

44:59I

45:14I

45:15I

45:21I

45:22I

45:28I

45:29I

45:30I

45:31I

45:33I

45:35I

45:36I

45:43I

45:44I

45:44Tell you what, series-wise, you wouldn't believe the effect it's had on the scores. Nick's at the bottom and

45:49John's at the top, but there's only 47 points between them.

45:53You have got a chance of winning the series still, if three people die.

45:58I can do that.

46:00I

46:11I

46:12I

46:14I

46:15I

46:16I

46:33I

46:34I

46:35I

46:36I

46:38I

46:39I

46:40I

46:42I

46:44I

46:46I

46:47I

46:48I

46:49I

...Taskmaster ...- ...S17E08 ...- ...The ...Umbrella ...Wink [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full

Category

Transcript

Comments

Recommended