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00:02Brace! Brace!
00:03I'm bracing!
00:12No, no, no, no, no!
00:18No!
00:23Ah!
00:25What?
00:31APPLAUSE
00:36Hello, everybody, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:40The road to Taskmaster victory is long.
00:42There are many hurdles, physically and psychologically.
00:44Different individuals respond in different ways,
00:47and sometimes on camera there are those that seem not to care
00:50at all how well they do.
00:51But do not be fooled.
00:53One of them came to my dressing room last night,
00:55hot tears streaming down their face.
00:57I want this more than I've ever wanted anything before.
01:01I want to make my family proud.
01:03Please, Greg.
01:04Please don't take this from me, please.
01:06Now, I would never reveal that person's identity,
01:09but I'll say this.
01:10Chin up!
01:11You're doing fine.
01:12And don't be silly.
01:13Of course you'll be able to show your face in Scotland again.
01:15LAUGHTER
01:19Let's meet them all now.
01:21Please give it an enormous round of applause to Frankie Bale!
01:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:25I know Graham.
01:27Jenny O'Klaan.
01:29Bael Smith-Baino.
01:31And Mae Martin.
01:34And next to me, a man who smells his own farts
01:37using what he describes as his guff and cup system.
01:40LAUGHTER
01:42It's...
01:42Eddie Clarence Hall!
01:48Hello.
01:49Hello.
01:50Hello.
01:51Hello.
01:51Good evening.
01:52How are you?
01:52I am great.
01:55Wow.
01:55For once.
01:56And I want to take an opportunity, if you wouldn't mind,
01:59an opportunity to thank this man,
02:01because, er, you get a lot of stick from people
02:04for being mean to me.
02:06I thought you were very nice.
02:07Four months ago, Greg gave me a watch.
02:09He said,
02:09I want to give you this,
02:10and he gave me that,
02:11and I...
02:12It's really nice.
02:14So...
02:14I mean, I don't know how to do it.
02:16APPLAUSE
02:16This is just true.
02:17Nice guy.
02:18I haven't got you anything,
02:18but you may do what you may...
02:21with me.
02:23LAUGHTER
02:24Pay back for my lovely present.
02:26LAUGHTER
02:28Put your tongue out.
02:30LAUGHTER
02:31What do I do?
02:33LAUGHTER
02:33OK.
02:42APPLAUSE
02:52Come on, then.
02:53Yesterday I gave prized half-time,
02:54and this week the category is
02:55The Most Brilliant Thing That Pops Up.
02:58You'll give five points to the top of the pops,
03:01and then one of them will be really happy at the end of the show
03:02when they win five brilliant things that pop up.
03:05Back to you, Pops.
03:06Right, obviously, anyone who's brought a toaster in,
03:09get ready for no points.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:12Ivo, hello.
03:13Hello, Greg.
03:14What's the most brilliant thing that you've brought in that pops up?
03:17It's, of course, the game of whack-a-mole
03:19with a bespoke Taskmaster twist.
03:21Here it is.
03:23He's done this.
03:24There we are!
03:26LAUGHTER
03:28Oh, God.
03:28Oh, God, I like it more than I ever imagined I would.
03:33Yes.
03:34Not too proud not to put myself in the whack-a-mole.
03:37I suffer as we all shall at the hands of the bat.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:42Well, it's nice.
03:44You made the effort to make it Taskmaster-centric, and I enjoy that.
03:47It feels mid-range at this stage.
03:50The Japanese format of whack-a-mole,
03:52magura tataki, mole smash, is popular worldwide.
03:56And now it's got our faces on it.
03:58LAUGHTER
03:59Five points, please.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:03APPLAUSE
04:06Do you want me to enter five points?
04:08I do not.
04:09LAUGHTER
04:10Hello, May.
04:11You remember what you said about toasters?
04:13LAUGHTER
04:14But, bear with me.
04:16OK, I've brought a Pop-Tart, but no, wait.
04:21Yeah, this is May's most brilliant thing that pops up.
04:23On the Pop-Tart is the most brilliant mind of our time.
04:28LAUGHTER
04:30My man, Professor Brian Cox.
04:34Look at his hair and...
04:36OK, whack-a-mole's looking more attractive.
04:39LAUGHTER
04:39Are you a fan of Professor Brian Cox?
04:41Oh, I think he's fit, yeah.
04:44No, I respect his mind.
04:46LAUGHTER
04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:47All you're going to see is my burning face.
04:52LAUGHTER
04:54How have you never had an impression show?
04:56LAUGHTER
04:58Jenny.
04:59Oh, no.
05:00You must be feeling a little bit encouraged by Professor Brian Pop-Tart.
05:05No.
05:05Do you like David Bowie?
05:06Do I?
05:07Yeah.
05:07I don't mind him.
05:09Right, David Bowie would never have had those big balloon trousers
05:12had it not been for this bloke called Oscar Schlemmer, right?
05:18And he designed the Bauhaus Ballet,
05:22so I have bought for you a Bauhaus Ballet pop-up book.
05:27Here is the book.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Here it comes.
05:30Bop!
05:31Ooh!
05:32Ooh!
05:33Did you hear that noise?
05:34The audience loved it.
05:35Craig.
05:36Come on.
05:37I don't mind it.
05:38It's interesting because the lineage from Oscar Schlemmer
05:41to Bowie is all in the Bauhaus movement.
05:45Yeah, yeah.
05:45That's why these people came here, Jenny.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48They're gagging for Schlemmer!
05:50That's all they want!
05:51Schlemmer versus cop!
05:52Schlemmer versus cop!
05:53These people!
05:54Yeah.
05:55Kyle.
05:55The most brilliant thing that pops up is obviously oneself.
06:00And what better thing to pop up on than a pogo stick?
06:03Oh.
06:04Ooh!
06:05We found our level.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:08Yes.
06:09And it was popped in this pogo stick.
06:13LAUGHTER
06:15I had a bit of fun.
06:16APPLAUSE
06:19My parents genuinely got me a pogo stick for Christmas.
06:22I'm 35 years old.
06:23I was like, oh, what should I do with it?
06:25And they were like, bounce around with your friends.
06:29They were like...
06:32You might avoid being bottomed because I used to have a pogo stick
06:34and I quite liked it and that's the only reason.
06:36I really like the image of you on a pogo stick.
06:38LAUGHTER
06:39That was quite good.
06:41Got into a nasty accident with Mark.
06:43Landed on his foot.
06:44Poor lad.
06:45Was he one of your students?
06:47LAUGHTER
06:49APPLAUSE
06:51Hi, Frankie.
06:52You must be feeling pretty confident here.
06:54I...
06:55I've brought something that pops up regularly in my house.
06:58I've tried to throw it out of my house, I think on three occasions,
07:02and it always returns.
07:03I've ended up just hanging it on the wall in my living room.
07:06And it is this very sinister painting.
07:09Here it is.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:13LAUGHTER
07:14It is awful.
07:15But I sort of love it.
07:16Who's putting it up?
07:18The children deny.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:20But they're not trustworthy.
07:22What is the least brilliant thing that pops up, Greg?
07:25Well, what do you think?
07:26I feel like it might be the Pop-Tart.
07:27Yeah, it is.
07:28Oh.
07:29It's just annoyed me. It's out.
07:30One point.
07:31One point to May.
07:31Pogo stick, two points.
07:33Oh!
07:33Book, lazy, three points.
07:36Unbelievably, a whack-a-mole that he...
07:38Got some faces out.
07:40I don't know why it's got four points, May.
07:41You're right.
07:42It's inconsistent.
07:43That's fine.
07:44Fordriver.
07:45And that painting doesn't deserve any praise,
07:47but, weirdly, it's getting five points.
07:49One, two, three, four, five points.
07:51So, thank you.
07:52APPLAUSE
07:56Well, more like, let's get pulping.
07:59MUSIC
08:12Hello, Alex.
08:13Hi, Jenny.
08:13Please stand on the little circle.
08:15OK.
08:16What do you think this is?
08:18Prime pan.
08:19A Victorian satellite.
08:21I think this is, like, a World War II bomb.
08:24Be careful.
08:24I'll put the safety gloves on.
08:26Of course, if it's a bomb.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Yeah, yeah.
08:28OK.
08:29Rotate the pulper wheel without pulping the egg.
08:32You must not move from this spot at any point.
08:35If you pulp the egg, you are disqualified.
08:37Most rotations wins.
08:39You have a maximum of ten minutes.
08:42Pulp a wheel, obviously.
08:45Then what's a pulper?
08:46I see no egg.
08:47This is a pulper.
08:49Right.
08:50And the egg's in it.
08:51Where?
08:52Wait, hang on.
08:53What's a pulper?
08:54Obviously, it's very tempting to go, ha-ha.
08:57He's lived his whole life in cotton wool.
08:58He's never used a pulper wheel.
09:00But even much more practical contestants than me,
09:05this is their first time doing this, I think.
09:09Can I say I don't know what a pulper is?
09:11Have you said your time starts now yet?
09:13No.
09:14I wouldn't dream of it.
09:16You're going to have to say your time starts now.
09:19Your time starts now.
09:21APPLAUSE
09:25Over this series, we're building up a very clear picture
09:27of what you were like as a child.
09:30Yes!
09:32I've met that boy so many times.
09:34No, no, no.
09:36Let's start?
09:36Yes, let's start.
09:37We purchased the pulper and this is what's going to happen.
09:39First up, we're going to see Kael and Frankie
09:42starring in a little film I've called Pulp Friction.
09:45The egg, you said, is what, inside?
09:48In the mouth of the pulper?
09:49Where's that?
09:50I can't tell you any more.
09:52But I want to see it.
09:53You can't see it.
09:54How do I know it's there?
09:55You have to take my word for it.
09:57Try that before.
09:58So it's just a kind of blind Schrodinger's egg.
10:02Exactly.
10:03This?
10:04The pulper machine...
10:05Yes.
10:06...presses the cherries across an iron faceplate.
10:08It might be a different one.
10:09The pulper drives the impeller to rotate through the motor
10:12and the slurry in the tank is sucked out.
10:15What?
10:16Oh, I hear the egg.
10:23It's a quarter of ten.
10:25Do you reckon that was the egg?
10:27Does it sound like an egg?
10:28Mm.
10:29Or a calculator.
10:47I mean, it can't be pulped if it's making that much noise.
10:51I mean, that's another way of looking at it.
11:04I don't think that was the egg.
11:06No, that's half a rotation.
11:08I wonder if it goes faster.
11:10It's less likely to break.
11:18Yeah, I think the lack of speed is a problem.
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:34I know what that was.
11:36Plastic chair.
11:37Plastic chair.
11:38OK.
11:38All right.
11:39All right.
11:44All right.
11:45We're on eight and a half rotations.
11:48Stopping there?
11:48Yeah.
11:49I think that's pretty good.
11:52Nothing there.
11:55Two.
12:00It's gone.
12:01You stopping there?
12:02Yeah, it's gone.
12:03Two and three quarters rotations.
12:05APPLAUSE
12:08This is the first time they've seen the interior of the pulper.
12:11Yeah.
12:11So they were blind, obviously, and the more you spun it, the higher the egg got towards danger.
12:17That's how it worked.
12:18Oh.
12:19Eight and a half turns, then, is quite an impressive bit of pre-pulp spinning.
12:24Brinkmanship.
12:25The egg survived for both of them.
12:26We've got a score of eight and a half versus two and three quarters, but they're both still
12:30in play.
12:30I put it to you, Kael, that throughout the task, and indeed when you left, you didn't
12:34know what was going on.
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37I still don't know what a pulper is.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:39We want to show more?
12:40Yeah.
12:41OK, next up to the pulper are Jenny and May.
12:46Right, so the egg is in the machine.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49I'm going to go very gently.
12:58That's the egg.
13:00I haven't even done a single rotation yet, have I?
13:03No.
13:04Oh, fuck it!
13:06Pulp the egg!
13:07It's more under pulpit!
13:08Pulp the stupid egg!
13:10Yeah!
13:11Get the egg pulped!
13:12I'm not going to win anyway!
13:15There's no way that egg is not pulped.
13:18That's one rotation.
13:23You've still got nine minutes.
13:26What?
13:27I can't keep this up for another nine.
13:30In the olden days, is this what the pulpers did?
13:32Pulpers would come home to their wives.
13:34The wives would be like, did you pulp the egg?
13:37And they would be like, I did eight rotations.
13:43Yes, I want ten.
13:44You want ten?
13:45OK, ten rotations.
13:50It's smashed, isn't it?
13:52The egg smashed.
13:52It's 11.
13:54I think an egg could survive this.
14:04It's not the egg.
14:0613.
14:07OK.
14:09Yeah?
14:09Yeah.
14:10Thanks, Jenny.
14:12How long?
14:13You've got just 30 seconds.
14:17I would just poke myself if I hadn't halved it and I stopped turning.
14:36I'm intrigued by the characters that you created during that.
14:39That's Mr and Mrs Eggpulper.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:42Where are they from, that couple?
14:43Wherever Nancy from Oliver Twist is from.
14:46They're all, yeah.
14:47How?
14:48Like that.
14:49I mean, I really enjoyed that.
14:51They did very well but also very badly, which means Kyle is still in second place.
14:55And sometimes it doesn't matter if you don't understand the task.
14:59Right, part one is about to have it on its toes.
15:02Open the back doors of the van and we'll bundle part two in shortly.
15:05Bye!
15:13APPLAUSE
15:19Oh, yes!
15:20Hello!
15:21We're back.
15:21It's the second part of the show.
15:23It was a really noisy task in motion to test the bravery of our quivering quintet.
15:27Yes, they're proactive pulpers, that's for sure.
15:30None of them knew what was happening inside the machine, but they knew they needed to keep their eggs intact
15:34at all costs.
15:35So far there have been two successful and two unsuccessful attempts, so here's Ivo Graham to upset the balance.
15:43I haven't been very good at lateral thinking tasks and I haven't been very good at egg tasks, but I'm
15:49going to find the egg.
15:55Can I move this spot?
15:57All of the information is on task.
16:00Yeah, but...
16:04WHISTLE BLOWS
16:14Are you now better informed?
16:15No, I wish I hadn't seen all this for you.
16:19Oh
16:22You've got five minutes left. Yep
16:44You got three minutes
16:4730. 31. 33
16:54Ten seconds last poll
17:05I felt some weird
17:09Pies watching the Ivo frog bounce his way around I
17:13Think there was immense dignity watching my body spasm with a blood bag in my mouth
17:21It just had to stay on the spot at all times
17:26Well, he clearly rotated it more than anyone else 56 times congratulations
17:31Ivo
17:35So jenny and may don't get any points apologies three points to kiel four to frankie but of course five
17:40to Ivo Graham
17:45Okay, it means that those two frankie and Ivo are in the joint leading spots nine points each
17:51Mmm
17:53I think it's about time we're in another team task. Oh, I do too Greg. It feels so right
17:59So here's a pretty sweet one just for you
18:17Yeah, thank you
18:20Hello, hello. Oh my goodness. This has gone a bit to s and me
18:35Do we have a safe word you've done this before yeah, I'm really at home right?
18:41Okay, well, I've been arrested obviously, but I haven't done sex games with these
18:46Couple more things
18:51Jelly babies
18:53Yeah, they're numbered one two three four five
19:02Completely free yourselves and have a team hug fastest team hug wins
19:08Your time starts
19:10Now
19:11Okay, so there's a one on here and is there another number on this one? This is two
19:23Well jenny class the chirpiest s and emma i've ever met
19:27Fun let's focus on the task. Okay, right. I'm looking forward to seeing them free themselves. Okay. Let's see the
19:33handcuffed
19:34Threesome of may jenny and kyle. There's a key here. Kyle. Can you reach the key? Let's try
19:45Stretch come on. That's definitely impossible
19:48Let's think for a minute. I'm gonna count mine. I've got 15 in here one
19:54Hey, what's that menu?
19:56Okay, so these are different flavored jelly babies, okay? Well, I'm gonna bite the head off one and see if
20:01I've got a flavor
20:02Four oh, jesus christ. That's the most disgusting thing i've ever eaten in my life
20:06I think it might be chicken feet
20:10Who's like to have the
20:1215 in here too
20:14What wait, but what is the because you want to or what is there?
20:18This is a five digit code and there's five glasses
20:21But then what does it prove we're gonna have to figure out what flavor all these are
20:26And then we're gonna have to use those those aren't numbers, but that will correspond with the periodic table somehow
20:31Before I buy anything. I need to know
20:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, very bad very bad
20:39Wasabi, okay, wait, but what do you mean? Okay?
20:43That's gonna correspond with that like maybe the initials of it. What's w
20:4874
20:50Oh
20:53That's mint and gravy
20:54It's mint and gravy all right, so you had wasabi
20:57I'm gonna be sick
20:59Gravy is mg which is magnesium and what number 12, okay?
21:05So you think that I should have 12 and then go to the
21:07Yes, so one two seven four seven four, okay?
21:11I'm gonna keep doing them
21:13Number three is green
21:19You can do it
21:24Hold on may if I do it one by one it's going to give us a clue to what it
21:27might be
21:28That's really clever
21:32What was it zero okay, okay, so what starts with the zero zero so it could be bacon and kale
21:38could be broccoli
21:39It was is that the green one could it be broccoli? That's a big zero five, so we start with
21:44five on the next log
21:45We're on two, okay
21:48It's really weird
21:51This is definitely pepper and beetroot. Oh, that's definitely beaten lead
21:5682 and then the next one was seaweed
21:59Oh seaweed i've got it i've just got it
22:0416
22:13Oh
22:13There you go
22:14Well done well done
22:15Oh season hunt
22:21Is it fair to say that jenny and may were the most active members of the escape committee?
22:26What I will say is that that has been edited
22:31Very very nicely in my favor because I was a monster
22:37I'm so glad they cut it out because it was really tense I I wasn't playing fucking broccoli jelly babies
22:43in my mouth
22:44I mean that much quickly became apparent
22:47It was a very difficult task they took the same amount of time you could listen to all that I
22:52want as another baby five times
22:5417 minutes 50
22:57Okay time for a break just time for those couples watching who let the family dog sleep in the same
23:02bed as them
23:03To reflect on the day you threw the towel in on your love life
23:34Bye
23:36And embrace victorious let's find out
23:40All right
23:42Both have a five sure okay
23:46That's quite unpleasant isn't it green
23:49No
23:49Mmm
23:50It might be broccoli in fact it is broccoli I think okay
23:54Number four is hot
23:55Oh really fucking unpleasant could be cumin and radish
24:00Human and radish
24:02There must be a cr
24:04So maybe if broccoli was B
24:06So if we take that as five
24:08Yeah cr chromium 24
24:11But how does that help us because that gives us two digits
24:14Unless we add them together why don't we add two and four together to make six
24:20Let's see what number three is
24:21This doesn't have a lot of taste to it
24:23Mint and gravy
24:24Yeah
24:26Magnesium
24:26Minches
24:27And gravy
24:28So we add those together that would be three
24:30No
24:31I reckon if you just laid out the ten numbers
24:34The first five would be padlock one and the second five would be padlock two
24:37Well that's complicated things
24:40I think both the padlocks will be the same
24:47Pepper and beetroot maybe
24:48PB
24:50Eight two would give us ten which is a two-digit number which is no use in this five-digit
24:55debacle
24:56Founding those numbers together
24:58It you know it does seem a waste of you know all these two-digit elements
25:02Well, okay, that's just bad
25:04You
25:04I've got so much respect for you frankie
25:07But I don't think it's adding the numbers together
25:10I've never thought that
25:12Your system or mine
25:15Oh, let's go with yours man
25:16Okay, so one two seven four
25:21Broccoli B
25:22So the blast number is oh
25:24Yes
25:25Yes
25:27And now
25:27I'm so wrong
25:30Uh
25:30Start with a five
25:31Eight two
25:33Get ready to hug frankie
25:34There's the one
25:36Here comes the six
25:41You're not
25:42You're not completely free
25:43Oh
25:44All right
25:45I'm at the cubing
25:52There's no key here
25:54Oh and a jelly baby thing
26:00It's not fair that you should make a task feel so like it's finally finished and then it's just be
26:05getting started
26:09It's right there above the periodic table
26:12It turned into a thick ratchin hug in the face
26:15Not from me baby
26:24Both hugs for me adorable
26:27The handcuffed hug
26:28You felt reticent to point out to frankie that his system was incorrect
26:35Well obviously there was a period where there was a very strong chance that frankie's system might be correct
26:40It's co-pilot syndrome isn't it you know a lot of them plane crashes happen because
26:45The co-pilot is too scared to say to the the brash pilot look we're going to cut the fucking
26:51ground here
26:54And I was that guy
26:59I asked alex to isolate a picture of the co-pilot's face when he knew that he had the answer
27:04but wasn't sure he should say anything
27:06This is the face yeah
27:14Let's talk about points okay the team of three took
27:1817 minutes and 50 seconds the team of two took
27:2242 minutes
27:28I'm guessing five points of course it is the team of two did achieve the task eventually oh yeah those
27:34points
27:35I can't give them any more than two points for that all right five points the team of three two
27:38to the team of two
27:41Can we sit one more task in please definitely greg and this one begins with them making some very important
27:48decisions
28:04This gold pen reminds me of school like one boy in the year would have a gold pen
28:09I'd have it by the end of the year
28:11Oh
28:16Write down a number between zero and a hundred a length of time between one minute and 20 minutes
28:23five ingredients a country a noun and an adjective this seems too simple
28:30You have three minutes your time starts now. Why does that seem so easy?
28:35Well, and then what do I have to do with it presumably there's some trick involved
28:39number between zero and a hundred 50 80 42 meaning of life 75
28:47seven lovely
28:48length of time between one minute and 20 minutes two minutes
28:5315 minutes
28:5419 minutes
28:56four minutes 20 seconds also meaning of life 21 seconds
29:06one minute and 21 seconds
29:09five ingredients these ingredients are going to bounce back and hit me in the face
29:14chili
29:14cherries sausage ketchup bun mustard grilled onions you know what that means
29:19uh no
29:21hot dog
29:23basil
29:24cumin garlic
29:28salt
29:29and cannellini beans
29:33country
29:34Scotland
29:34France
29:35Guatemala
29:36Peña
29:37Germany
29:38place to live there
29:39uh uh noun
29:41duck
29:42duck
29:42shoe
29:43dog
29:44bench
29:46large
29:47splendid
29:48feisty
29:5012 seconds
29:51oh cowering
29:53gold
29:54is this a trick
29:57hmm
29:58see you later
29:59all right
30:13the adjectives are more interesting than the nouns duck duck shoe dog bench
30:20the two of them went for duck the first noun that came yeah there were a lot of ducks around
30:24the
30:24house so that may be something to do with it yes there were like they're not real
30:29ducks
30:31should we start with the double duckers double duckers yes well they both chose duck as their
30:35go-to noun so let's see ivo and may together hello hi if it isn't my dream five ingredients
30:46make a splendid guatemalan duck make a feisty french duck you must use all these ingredients
30:53and you must also clap 80 times and you must also clap 42 times you have four minutes and 20
30:59seconds
30:59you have 19 minutes your time starts now
31:07i could have picked any noun and i picked duck so which is a food
31:11eight nine eighty that would be good news if any of this was duck
31:20it smells good does it yeah sweet corn sure i saw a duck what i need is to make a
31:26mold of a duck
31:29christ the time that's a duck good really good no no not so good why didn't i just ask for
31:40more time
31:41and i designed my own task oh it's burning it's burning french duck oh
31:53um so what else is uh i think this is all about confidence
32:06i just i just i think i just gotta just do it
32:08do you want to start to be honest
32:15good evening good evening i've made for you a splendid guatemalan duck
32:24good evening i've been busy too late to pop a little berry on
32:35do you see the beak do i see the wings uh they were removed it's guatemalan because of the sauce
32:41isn't it and corn comes from central america splendid
32:48why is he french well the garlic is obviously doing some pretty heavy lifting it's too heavy to
32:53hang around the neck unfortunately he's got a beret on but i did forget to do all my claps
32:58that's good really yeah i like it thank you
33:07and may i put it to you that your duck mold was no more useful than just chucking two
33:12piles of sweet corn onto a plate yeah did you think the end result was splendid actually alex
33:18like went back for a second bite like it was not that bad was it he'll eat anything though
33:23all of that is true you won't eat anything will you alex didn't see you sort of tucking into my
33:29all i could do surely was lick your duck
33:33nifty moving that spot around the pulper feels a long time ago now
33:39it does make me feel quite sorry for you sometimes when you grip your head
33:43yeah like a chimpanzee whose habitat is under threat
33:49oh dear right there's just one part left and in it someone will win today's competition and scream
33:55yes at last i've won a professor brian cox pop-tart and a pogo stick
34:11whoo
34:12hello again welcome back to the final installment of today's show alex
34:17can you please sum up your break for me in one word plop
34:21but rather than go into detail let's get the current task finished the comics wrote down some
34:25numbers some ingredients a country a noun and an adjective all to give them the chance to make
34:29the next part of the task nice and easy for them here's frankie making a dog jenny making a shoe
34:34and kyle making a bench so these are the things i mentioned earlier it was a trick
34:41make a large scottish dog make a cowering kenyan bench make a gold german shoe you must use all
34:50these ingredients and you must also clap seven times 50 times 75 times you have 15 minutes most
34:58accurate creation wins for one minute and 21 seconds two minutes yeah that's what you wanted
35:11oh god the time starts now you've got just over a minute left oh i'm gonna cook that
35:22fucking potato because it's gonna be edible we've got an eye oh man there is a gold shoe outside
35:33my girl sure bitter yeah i was hoping that would look like a tail but it just looks like it's
35:40shot everywhere 30 seconds that goes in there like that
35:56oh frankie hey what have you made me i've made you a large scottish dog look there's the st
36:02andrew's flag there oh to show that it's scottish oh yeah but what what's showing that it's a dog
36:10that's dinner is here it's a slightly undercooked chicken carne um i'd eat with caution and milk
36:19i normally do it's a cowering kenyan bench
36:25please can you show me the kenyan aspect it's difficult to see with the human eye
36:30but on every part of those grilled onions it says nairobi oh
36:37it's hiding from this it's not it's not really a sort of eating situation is it
36:48very nice is it this might be my perfect meal
36:55taste of africa it's delicious
37:03well i suppose the obvious question mr frankie and it's um have you ever seen a dog before
37:09the big red eyes of a scottish dog
37:12the singular big red eye of the flowery scottish dog
37:17in what way is um chili con carne stuck in the shoe german other than you kept speaking like a
37:23cast
37:23member of a lower low of course i just was trying my best i know that you're going to tell
37:30me
37:30something that's so awful i don't think i clapped i don't think i fucking clapped
37:36i don't think i clapped did i clap i didn't clap
37:40not only did you not clap you finished with one minute to go and sat down
37:48i have to say it was pretty impressive that he managed to create that and i did understand
37:55the imagery as well i mean i maybe questioned whether he'd had time to engrave nairobi onto the
38:02onions it's hard to see i genuinely was quite impressed was jenny's chili nice the task wasn't
38:08really about whether it tasted nice i didn't have to eat them it was just making conversation you bellend
38:16go on let's get on if you like here are all five pay close attention to frankie's top left
38:23also he didn't clap so it's not that relevant well they're all so wonderful i feel a bit mean giving
38:29zero i would give the people who didn't clap one charity point so the top row frankie ivo and jenny
38:35all one point and the other two um i'm sure i'll be judged very harshly for this but i am
38:40more
38:40impressed by the bench i am it took only a minute kyle get five points
38:45i need a scoreboard update please in this episode greg two people who've not won a show yet could do
38:53kyle's in the lead on 15 frankie's in joint second on 12. right then you know the drill please vacate
39:03those seats for the final task of the show hello young man my tongue is still sore who will read
39:19the
39:19task out may martin please say the word given to you by the taskmaster in the accent on the card
39:26you
39:26choose the taskmaster will guess what accent you're doing highest score after three rounds wins
39:32i hope brancox is one of the options you ready for the first word yes they've all been given a
39:38country we're going to start with may and go from right to left what's the first word greg
39:45taskmaster taskmaster
39:50where is may from scotland let's see on the card
39:58my whole family are from wales mate
40:02next up it's kyle's kyle good luck tis mister
40:13what's the country kyle new zealand
40:16oh jenny's turn
40:20taskmaster
40:24kyle's turn
40:25norwegian sweden it's so close it is so close five votes ten taskmaster
40:36is disney a country
40:41generic american in there america sorry me
40:46canada oh close sort of is generic america isn't it
40:56frankie you all right could get the first point in round one taskmaster
41:02he's from ireland
41:06mr gregory daniel davis
41:09i think that's ivo trying to sound like a street tough new yorker i'm sticking with it new york
41:15i'm always trying to be street tough
41:17it's new york
41:18yeah
41:21frankie mr gregory daniel davis
41:26absolutely easy belfast
41:29easy impressionals
41:33man of a thousand voice took two voices
41:39so round three's a little different this time it's walking
41:43on these cards we've got all your names and our names they are in there several times so you might
41:49have the same ones twice grace going to try to spot the person by the walk may's going to start
41:54yes okay good luck
42:07whilst i personally don't think this is accurate
42:24well i can assume it's a repeat it is possible that it's a repeat okay i'll roll the dice that
42:29was poor jenny again
42:32she's become poor jenny he's correct
42:34you know when laughing tears are really really good luck i'd love it if it's you
42:57i know that subservient gate alex horn yes
43:04yes it was alex horn
43:07jenny's off to mark now i vote
43:21it was the in my opinion very graceful jenny eclair when does this cross into bullying
43:31i've already lost the episode i just wanted to have a go at it
43:39oh lovely one left frankie with an unblemished
43:44frankie roll the jenny eclair dice
43:54i think frankie was doing kiel
43:58may martin and there we are we'll add all that to the final scores and see where we get to
44:04come on down
44:12and join me
44:13the bestest tasks good boy thanks mate oh can i call you mate thanks mate no no
44:18yes well kiel may and frankie came joint first they each got two out of the three
44:24so they get five points each well done them
44:28unfortunately thanks to ivo throwing a go and jenny's newcastle abomination
44:33uh they come joint fourth so get two points each there we go
44:37they still do very well
44:39you'll have a new winner never guess who it is with 20 points it's kiel smith baino
44:44oh
44:46kiel smith baino wins please pop up to collect your public prizes
44:54to you again soon but please let's hear it once more for tonight's winner kiel smith baino
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45:15you
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