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00:02Oh
00:34Oh
00:39I'm Greg Davis. Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final
00:48What a journey we've been on we've seen the full
00:52Smorgasbord of skills and intuition and a woman from the north looking baffled
00:57As we thunder into this final set of challenges the ultimate prize of my gilded nut could go to any
01:05of them
01:05Apart from two of them who definitely can't win because they've been rubbish
01:11So here they are please roar one last time for the phenomenal Joanne McNally
01:28And for us to start this series a man who I always associate the good night out because he looks
01:32like a giant revolving kebab
01:34That's a kid in bottom-set art has drawn a face on
01:38There it's little Alex Horne
01:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:43Yeah, ma'am
01:45Awesome
01:46I hope you're wearing my special outfit for the final
01:48So
01:50Pretty cool
01:51Genuinely, all I want to do is wear these for the whole show
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Well, I shan't be allowing the glasses to be worn for the final
01:58I must wear them. No, I should wear them
01:59Give me the final
02:00No, I haven't trimmed them
02:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:08I mean, to be fair, it's one of your better chances
02:12Here we go then
02:13What is the final prize task of the series, please, Alex?
02:16Well, Greggington Bear
02:18We're ending on something that could really make a difference to the world
02:20Because you've asked them to bring in
02:22The thing that gives the most hope for the future of the human race
02:25Ooh! Biggie!
02:27Five points
02:28Seems like a fair deal
02:29For the thing that gives the most hope for the future of the human race
02:31And at the end of the episode
02:32Well, we'll all have hope
02:34And perhaps that's all you can ask for in this life
02:36I love you guys
02:38LAUGHTER
02:40Right then
02:41Sophie
02:43Welcome to the final
02:44What have you brought in?
02:45Right, so
02:47AI
02:48One day
02:49Right, you'll be able to
02:51Assess a body part
02:53Using your phones and stuff, right?
02:55Right
02:55We'll be able to have a full medical, dead quick
02:57With AI
02:59Right
02:59And I thought that would be great
03:01Yeah
03:01And I thought, especially for you
03:03Because of your life choices and everything that you get up to
03:06I'm carrying a couple of pounds
03:08Yes
03:09And you look knackered
03:12Sophie, can I show Greg what you've actually brought in?
03:13Oh, yes, this is to remind you that there is hope on the way
03:16Yes, thank you
03:18A little robot
03:19LAUGHTER
03:21I think you're right, that AI could save us
03:24And therefore, this is not as per total shit
03:28Great
03:28I'll take it
03:30Well done
03:30Nick
03:32So what I have brought
03:34Is
03:36The concept
03:38Of fate
03:40LAUGHTER
03:40Because I think that nothing
03:44Should give more hope to the human race
03:46That no matter how much you might sort of screw up in life
03:49Or on this show
03:50Um
03:51The fact that it might be written in the stars somehow
03:54I think offers a degree of comfort
03:57Do you know what I mean by that?
03:58Yes
03:58Yes, largely to people who don't take responsibility for their own actions
04:01Yes
04:01Well, to that end
04:02I have
04:04Made a prediction
04:06Oh
04:06Of my final score on this show
04:09That's quite exciting
04:11So I have genuinely
04:12Inside there
04:13Yeah
04:14OK
04:14I have written
04:15My final score of the whole series
04:17Right
04:18I'll sign it
04:19On here
04:20Across the flat
04:22You're watching Taskmaster on Final Four
04:24Thank you
04:25OK
04:26If you sign it over the seal as well
04:28There's a Sharpie
04:29And you know that no-one can get at it
04:30Great
04:31OK
04:31And then
04:32If you just want to pop that under there
04:33I'll pop it under there
04:34I will
04:35And the proof will be at the end
04:36But um
04:36But yeah
04:37Fate
04:38I feel like I'm totally under his power
04:41LAUGHTER
04:42Good
04:42John
04:43Erm
04:44The world's in a pretty scary place
04:45I think we'd all agree that
04:47Perhaps those in power don't represent us
04:49Yeah, man
04:51Yeah
04:51I can see only one solution
04:53And that is
04:56Kathy Burke
04:58I had the pleasure of meeting Kathy for the first time recently
05:02She is kind, funny, insightful, wise
05:06And I just think if we were somehow able
05:09To put Kathy Burke in charge of everything
05:12And or clone her with permission
05:14Then it would mean an end to war
05:16Inequality, poverty
05:17I just think she's got a lot of answers
05:21I mean that is a lot of responsibility to put on the shoulders of the woman
05:25From Kevin and Perry go large
05:27LAUGHTER
05:29She chose get your free con on Desert Island Discs
05:31And that was my first answer at my wedding
05:32OK
05:34LAUGHTER
05:36That's reason alone to give her a low mark
05:39Erm
05:40Big fan
05:41Joanne
05:42Yeah
05:42Hello
05:42I really thought about this
05:44And the future of the human race
05:45As much as I love men
05:47They are a big problem
05:48LAUGHTER
05:49All the big
05:50All the big hitters
05:51All the big dictators
05:52All men
05:53Yeah
05:54I've referred constantly to myself as a basic bitch
05:56It's time to give the power to women like me
05:58I present you with the basic bitch starter pack
06:01Yep
06:02We've got
06:04LAUGHTER
06:04Some cucumber eye sheets
06:07We've got a couple of cheapo scented candles from Primark
06:10LAUGHTER
06:12Slippers
06:12A onesie
06:13Cos basic bitches like to be cosy
06:15We like to relax
06:16LAUGHTER
06:16Give more power to the basic bitches
06:18Things will be a lot more chilled
06:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:22I've always said that
06:23And I quite like it
06:24You sort of
06:25Makes sense
06:26Steve
06:27What have you brought us?
06:29I've brought something tonight
06:30That I don't think anyone's ever brought into Taskmaster before
06:34OK
06:34And it's this
06:35Here it is
06:36Oh
06:37Nothing
06:38Oh, well
06:39You're going to make me have an existential crisis, aren't you?
06:41This is a statement
06:42Nothing
06:44If you think about all the dreadful things we've been through recently
06:46Sorry
06:47Artificial intelligence
06:48Brexit
06:50Cancel culture
06:50Deathly pandemics
06:52Yeah
06:52Greenhouse gases
06:53Hottest temperatures ever
06:55Ice caps melting
06:56John Robbins
06:57Probably winning Taskmaster
06:59LAUGHTER
07:00These are the disasters of this ever
07:02LAUGHTER
07:04And I think you know it, Greg
07:05I do know
07:06And yet
07:09And yet
07:10LAUGHTER
07:11He's doing the Tony Blair fun pointer
07:13LAUGHTER
07:15If there is a child watching this tonight
07:17Who looks up from their TikTok or their memes
07:19Just because of what I've just said
07:22And thinks
07:22Why is the nice old vicar man saying the world's going to end?
07:26I've got to do something about that
07:28And they tell a friend and their friend tells a friend
07:30Suddenly you've got the start of a movement
07:32Just because I chose to bring in nothing to Taskmaster
07:35And if you can support me on this, Greg
07:37Then I think this could be the beginning of a real change
07:41Society needs truth tellers
07:43Emmeline Pankhurst
07:45Rosa Parks
07:47Malala
07:48Greg Davis
07:52APPLAUSE
07:57I just want to take a moment, if I may, because it's the first time I'll be included in a
08:01sentence in the same company as Malala
08:04LAUGHTER
08:04LAUGHTER
08:06Right then, Greg
08:07Good luck
08:08Well, John
08:09There's no slight on Cathy Burke
08:11I just haven't met her so I can't judge
08:13Cathy, if you're watching
08:14Sorry about this
08:15One point
08:16LAUGHTER
08:18Nick, it's difficult because Nick's magic trick
08:20Hmm
08:21Like, at the moment, it's rubbish
08:22But it might turn out to be amazing
08:25I'm giving him two points
08:26Full stop
08:27End of
08:27But if he correctly predicts the score at the end, I'll give him a cash prize from my own
08:31A cash prize
08:32There we go
08:34£300
08:35Whoo
08:37Do I have to donate it to charity?
08:39Nope
08:39LAUGHTER
08:41Three points for the robot
08:42Three to Sophie
08:42Because AI might well save us, it might also destroy us
08:45Big problem
08:46I'm going to give the concept of nothing
08:48Even though it was one of the greatest performances I've ever seen
08:52Just because of...
08:53A basic bitch running the gaff is a bit more tangible
08:55I'll give her five points there
08:57Four points to team, five to George
08:58There we go
08:59APPLAUSE
09:00That is so genuinely hard to score
09:02Impossible
09:03Impossible
09:04Let's have a proper task
09:05OK, well, first up for the final we have pegs, Greg
09:09Pegs
09:09Loads of pegs, Greg
09:11And tasks, Greg
09:12Don't ask, Greg
09:12But there's so many tasks, Greg
09:14Tasks and peg, Greg
09:15Let's go
09:27MUSIC PLAYS
09:29Oh, God
09:31You all right?
09:32You all right?
09:32Yeah, I'm all right
09:34John
09:34Hello, Alex
09:36Please open a task
09:38Oh, what is that?
09:41It's not that, is that?
09:43No
09:43But they're all tasks
09:45Is this a random choice of tasks, whichever I want?
09:48Yes
09:48This guy
09:51You sure?
09:52Yeah
09:52No
09:54Oh, God
09:56Find and complete the real task
09:58Each task
10:00Has a 1% chance of being the real task
10:05Fastest wins
10:06Your time started when you opened your first task
10:12Lovely
10:14Well, this is one of those tasks that we do from time to time
10:17I think there is a basic intelligence test
10:20Because there are two ways of approaching this
10:22It's to take a moment
10:23And to work out if there's a way of finding out what the real task is
10:27Before you maniacally rip all of those tasks off the washing line
10:32Shall we crack on?
10:33Let's have a look
10:34OK
10:35Sophie and Joanne are up first to find the real task
10:38Here we go
10:39There's no point in me just pulling all these off, sure there's not
10:42Yeah
10:43But then I did think I was smart by pegging them all back in a lump
10:46Rather than individually
10:47And getting them to do it, yeah
10:48Yeah, yeah, of course
10:49Yeah, I had to help because it had taken so long
10:53Sophie, not for the first time you sounded like an Alan Bennett monologue
10:57It's a lesson for life
10:59Yeah, I've been baffled for a lot
11:01It's been horrific, actually
11:03You weren't that baffled in this one, Sophie
11:05You stepped back and saw the enormous arrow pointing at the shape
11:09Was the task in the shape for an arrow?
11:17I don't think you should be allowed to run the world
11:21You spotted it after two minutes, you pinned them all back up
11:23After three minutes 41, you completed the task
11:26And what was Joanne's time?
11:2820 minutes and 20 seconds
11:29LAUGHTER
11:30Guess what?
11:31Yeah, sorry
11:32Here are some adverts
11:34APPLAUSE
11:43Ho!
11:45Welcome back to part two of our final
11:48Where there are a lot of tasks hung up on a washing line to dry
11:51That's right, these guys had to find the real task
11:54And then do that task
11:55OK, we've seen Sophie and Joanne
11:56So it's only fair we now see Steve
11:58Nick
12:00And John
12:02Each task has a 1% chance
12:04But the H of chance is underlined
12:06Some of the letters are underlined, Alex
12:08It spells out H-E-D-S
12:11What does that mean?
12:14A, B, C, D, E
12:15Right
12:17In case that's the thing
12:20If I didn't complete the rib
12:21No, it's not that, is it?
12:23Is that an arrow?
12:26H-E-D-S
12:30Shed
12:32Like this, I'm going to shed
12:38This is a real task, peg all the tasks to the washing line
12:38Hang on, an anagram of H
12:40Is that the only ones underlined?
12:42H-E
12:44And D
12:45And S
12:46Stead
12:47Is that an arrow, Alex?
12:50It's an arrow!
12:52Shed
12:53Shed
12:53Go to the shed
12:58This is a real task, peg all the tasks to the washing line
13:01Do it
13:03Ah, you suckers
13:05I didn't take any off, did I?
13:08I took two off
13:14I've stopped the clock, John
13:15Have I finished?
13:19I've stopped the clock
13:20There you go
13:21Is that good?
13:23Yeah
13:27Well, it's the second feminist movement back by years, I would say
13:31LAUGHTER
13:32They were quick, deadly, observant, to the point
13:36They all had a catchphrase
13:38Steve, fuck this, I'm going to the shed, for example
13:41John's, possibly my favourite
13:43It's our all!
13:45LAUGHTER
13:47And, ah, you suckers
13:50I think, out of the three, it's unsurprising, the slowest was Nick
13:54One minute fifty for you, Nick
13:55OK
13:55The others
13:57John, one minute sixteen
13:58Steve, 49.8 seconds
13:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:02All three were very pleasing yourselves
14:04Ow, don't, don't, don't, don't
14:07Ah...
14:08Sophie
14:09Yeah?
14:09You're safe
14:10Great
14:10Oh, hello
14:12The rest of you, watch this
14:14Remember, you did have to peg all the tasks to the washing line
14:18See you later, do you want me to pick that up?
14:20Yes, please
14:24All right
14:26Thank you
14:26OK
14:28Oh, lovely
14:29Goodbye, Nick
14:29See you later
14:33LAUGHTER
14:41Joanne and Nick, you did not complete the task
14:44I don't think that's going to make a difference to my scores
14:46You did not
14:46LAUGHTER
14:48Which means Nick and Joanne both don't get any points
14:50Three points to Sophie
14:51Four to John
14:52And five to Steve Pemberton
14:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:56Scoreboard, please
14:57Yes, and in the lead with nine, it's Steve Pemberton
15:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:02What's next for this big fancy final?
15:05OK, well, this task is all anyone ever wants, really
15:07A hug with an old friend
15:22You like these big Lawrence of Arabia opening approach shots, don't you?
15:27Yeah
15:27But the director's loving this
15:29I'm not in the right shoes for this set-up, really
15:33How was that?
15:34Did it be a good day?
15:35Yeah, it was really good
15:35I was just...
15:37Riding a horse bear back there
15:39LAUGHTER
15:40It's not QWERTY
15:41It's not a keyboard layout
15:42And it's not in alphabetical order
15:44But there are also repeats of some letters
15:46Because there's two G...
15:47I should read the task
15:48Hug your special friend
15:51Hmm
15:52Hug your special friend
15:54Is that...
15:55Do I have to give you a hug?
15:56We are colleagues
15:56Oh, right, OK
15:57Every time you touch a letter
15:59You must turn it over
16:01And one minute will be added to your time
16:03Fastest wins
16:04Your time starts now
16:07It is on the vague side, Alex
16:11APPLAUSE
16:14Special friend's quite a creepy thing to say
16:16Oh, is it?
16:17Shall I stop doing that?
16:18LAUGHTER
16:19There's been a few times during this series where I thought
16:21I don't know
16:22Keith's been spending a bit too much time on his own
16:25LAUGHTER
16:26Let's start!
16:27OK, now it's one for the bird watchers out there
16:28Hi, Dad
16:29Hi, Mum
16:29Look, it's a pair of Js
16:32Joanne and John
16:34Well, I guess I'm going to start turning over letters
16:37Sure
16:38All right
16:39I'm going to go J because that's my, erm...
16:43Well, all right, that... OK
16:44Let's go Z
16:47Biscuit
16:47Are you hungry?
16:48Nope
16:49Really?
16:50Hook your spell...
16:51Oh, do I have to spell out hook?
16:53No
16:53I'll spell out your name
16:54Is it Alex?
16:55That is my name
16:56Ah!
16:57What have you found?
16:58Your name
16:59You think?
17:00A string
17:03There's probably no strategy to this
17:05I'd say it's just a kind of like a free-for-all
17:07I get that vibe
17:09OK
17:10OK
17:11We've got a compass at least
17:16Oh, no
17:18Oh, no
17:19It's one of these
17:21So I've got to follow this in some direction from here, I would say
17:25So I reckon if I go in a circle at the end of this string
17:29I'm going to find a special friend
17:32Ow!
17:34I'm in quite a lot of pain, Alex
17:36Would you like a biscuit?
17:37Or might some gloves
17:38Or just at least an eye on health and safety
17:43Hello? Hello?
17:57I think I've done the wrong thing
18:02Ah!
18:11250 degrees west
18:13That's 250 degrees west
18:15Is it?
18:16Yeah
18:17Unless your compass is wrong?
18:19Which way is north, John?
18:23This compass is wrong
18:24Have you used a compass before?
18:27That's north
18:28Yeah
18:29Oh, fuck
18:37I've stopped the clock
18:38I remember him
18:40I remember him
18:40He's your special friend
18:42Ah, hello
18:43I've done it, Alex
18:44I've stopped the clock, John
18:46That is incredibly frustrating
18:48Yeah
18:49Not bad
18:52Thanks, Joanne
18:52No worries, thank you
18:57Joanne
18:57Have you ever seen a walkie-talkie before?
19:01Because you looked at it with such childlike wonderment
19:04Was there something earlier in the series that I thought was a walkie-talkie but was a barbecue lighter?
19:08A barbecue lighter
19:08A barbecue lighter
19:10I'm not in the army, okay?
19:12I should have told you
19:13She's not in the army
19:14Why didn't you tell me you're not in the army?
19:27I'm sorry
19:27I should have told you that
19:28And Alex kept asking me if I wanted a biscuit when I found biscuits under the letters
19:33I couldn't believe you didn't want a biscuit
19:34I didn't want a biscuit, Alex
19:35John's got no time for whimsy
19:37He wants to complete the task quickly and get the delicious points
19:40That's...
19:43Who's next?
19:44Next up, all the way from Fleetwood Mac
19:47It's Stephen Nicks attempts
19:50Stephen Nicks
19:51Who's my special friend?
19:53Is it one of the horses?
19:56I don't know what you do in your own time
19:58Right, well, I would love to spell out the phrase, hug your special friend
20:01But scanning the letters, I'm not seeing the letter Y
20:05I'm going to just start with an H
20:09Is this a time thing?
20:11Fastest wins
20:12Fastest wins, okay
20:13And one minute per letter turned over
20:15Per?
20:15One minute is...
20:17Per letter turned over
20:18Yes
20:21Chocolate biscuit
20:22So it's somebody who likes chocolate biscuits
20:24Okay
20:25Or is it for me?
20:26It's chocolate biscuit
20:27For me
20:28Oh
20:29Oh
20:31Hello?
20:32Is that my special friend?
20:37Fastest wins, isn't it?
20:38Yeah, right
20:39I was aware of it
20:40Yeah
20:41Mum
20:41Mum
20:43Mum
20:50Oh
20:52250 degrees west
20:53I'm guessing I'm going to have to eventually turn all of these over
20:56So why am I messing around?
20:58Oh, some wool
20:59Alright
21:00What's the task again?
21:01Every time you turn it over, you must turn it over and one minute will be added to your time
21:05Yeah, you've spent 48 minutes so far
21:08Oh
21:09Oh and fastest wins
21:12Right
21:16Mannequin
21:17Mannequin
21:18The mannequin is my special friend
21:20Uh, so north is that way
21:23Yeah, north that way, which way do you reckon west is?
21:26This way
21:26That's west
21:27I don't want to expend unnecessary energy
21:29Hmm
21:33Hello
21:34Hello
21:34Over
21:35Maybe
21:36Is this a clue?
21:37Is this an arrow?
21:38The mannequin that's pointing up this way
21:40Oh
21:41There's something colourful
21:42Oh
21:43Oh
21:43Uh-huh
21:49Oh
21:50You look like one of my characters from Negro Gentleman
21:52You look like one of my characters from Negro Gentleman
21:52Oh
21:52Fucking hell
21:54Oh
21:55Oh
21:55Oh
21:56Oh
21:58You're terrifying
22:00Oh
22:00That wasn't too bad
22:01No?
22:02Yeah
22:03Yeah
22:04I think I did middling on that
22:05Hmm
22:06Well you turned over 45 letters
22:08Yeah
22:08Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:09Yeah
22:13See, this is the difference between John and Nick
22:17Is that when you see a whimsical biscuit's been left undone
22:20I see it
22:21You think I'm prioritising this biscuit
22:23I think it was the biscuit that made me forget that you weren't meant to turn over many letters
22:27Cos as soon as I had that biscuit I just started turning over as many as I could buy
22:30Yeah
22:31The other difference is that Nick obviously did very badly
22:34Very pleased with himself
22:35I think that went quite well
22:37Steve, how'd you feel?
22:39Uh, annoyed I didn't need the biscuit
22:42Um, I was looking forward to finding a lovely word thing in the labyrinth of words
22:48Totally forgot the fact that each one was a minute
22:51Yeah, and then the greeting was, I mean, borderline orgasmic
22:56LAUGHTER
22:56Had you forgotten there was someone inside your manicure?
22:59I'd totally forgotten, cos it was weeks and weeks earlier
23:01LAUGHTER
23:02So I screamed, didn't I?
23:04It was hilarious
23:05Yeah
23:07Good
23:07Now, I'm not one to make, er, judgements
23:10And I'm always fast to apologise when I do
23:12But I predict Sophie's gonna be shit at this
23:15LAUGHTER
23:15OK
23:16Time for another ad break
23:17See you in a bit
23:19APPLAUSE
23:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:31You join us for third quarter of our final
23:34And the completion of a task
23:35All about tracking down old friends
23:37Yes, old friends that they made for themselves
23:40Quite sad, really
23:41They've all managed to find and hug them so far
23:43But there is still one person left to go
23:47Will and Sophie be reunited with our old friend?
23:50Let's find out right now
23:51Right, OK
23:52Every time you touch a letter
23:55You must turn it over
23:56And one minute will be added to your time
23:59But I don't want to touch a letter then
24:00Fastest wins
24:02Is it a tree-hugging exercise, is it?
24:05That sort of thing
24:08The problem is you've got crew hiding in bushes, haven't you?
24:11It's quite daunting
24:13Hello?
24:16Hello?
24:17Hello?
24:18Hello?
24:19I might aim for that tree over there
24:21Yeah, OK
24:22And I don't want to faff about with these, do I?
24:25Yeah
24:26Hello?
24:27Who's there?
24:29Oh!
24:31Oh, I see!
24:32Oh, I thought it was going to be an old school friend or something
24:35It's your old friend, Wolfie
24:37Wolfie
24:38I've stopped the clock
24:39Is that it?
24:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:45I formally apologise
24:46Thank you
24:48Incredible
24:49I mean, 100% accidental?
24:52Well, I thought you would have a friend of mine from Manchester
24:55Hid in a bush
24:56That's...
24:57I thought Amy again
24:58You've thought about it several times, yeah
24:58Yeah
25:00This show isn't about reuniting people
25:01Yeah
25:03She has kept saying, well, a friend...
25:05Where's Amy?
25:06Always Amy
25:06Yeah
25:08I don't know why I just thought Amy would be someone you'd approach
25:11Have you not seen Amy for a while?
25:12Or this show ever
25:13I'm not!
25:14She managed to find it in 4 minutes 44 seconds
25:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:19No punishment
25:20No extra minutes
25:21Do you want to tell you the points?
25:23Yeah
25:23Well, Sophie found it quickest in 4 minutes 44
25:26Ooh
25:27Five sweet points
25:29Exactly, yeah
25:30Er, Joanne, 11 minutes 20 with your punishments
25:33Four sweet points
25:34Four sweet points
25:35John, you turned over ten, which means you had a total of 21 minutes 20
25:38Ooh, the three...sweet points
25:41Yeah
25:42And then the guys who turned over 45 cards
25:45Steve, your total time was 52 minutes 37
25:49Nick, 56 minutes 25
25:51Two points to Steve, one point to Nick Muhammad
25:53There it is!
25:54Just under an hour
25:57Wow, this is my worst round yet
25:59Good, OK, what's next?
26:00Well, the bad news is it's the final task
26:03Oh, dear
26:04But the good news is, Greg, you've just become a TV commissioner
26:07At last!
26:09LAUGHTER
26:21Hello, Sophie
26:22Hello!
26:23Hello, Nick, hello, Steve
26:24Hello!
26:25I keep forgetting that you're all here
26:26Pardon?
26:27Sorry, nothing
26:28LAUGHTER
26:29OK, good luck
26:30Present the best new short form shiny floor American game show
26:35Alex will be the contestant
26:37One of you must be his rival and somebody must win
26:39The game show Greg most wants to see commissioned wins
26:43Also, there is a bonus point for best new game show catchphrase
26:46You have a maximum of 30 minutes, your time starts now
26:50What about if you had to go through the stool of your opposite contestant
26:54to guess what they had for dinner last night?
26:58OK
27:00LAUGHTER
27:00Can you play the keyboard?
27:02No, but I can do
27:03MUSIC PLAYS
27:07LAUGHTER
27:07I don't want to see something quite violent
27:10Yeah
27:13LAUGHTER
27:20What about if it's, er...
27:22Shorter
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25LAUGHTER
27:26Oh, yes!
27:28Take the stage to the stage
27:29Feel the...
27:30..wet rage
27:32The...
27:33..lage, mage, cage
27:34The wage
27:35Right, what about something like, er...
27:38ESP
27:38Or so, like, it's just people who, like, you know
27:40Might sit in front of, like, one of those things
27:42It just dropped lots of people
27:43Right, it's either that or coming on with your stool
27:46I mean, I keep coming back to this, but I think Greg would love that
27:51APPLAUSE
27:54I just want to make sure...
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