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The cutthroat world of high-stakes trading heats up with shocking betrayals and intense power plays! 💼🔥
Alliances are tested and fortunes hang in the balance.
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Alliances are tested and fortunes hang in the balance.
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00:02Hello, hello.
00:03So, I'm clearing out the crawl space.
00:05Come across some shit from you guys were kids.
00:06You can fight about the memories.
00:11Oh, shit, okay.
00:12Why in the hell did you and Mom let me cut my own hair?
00:15Hey, you were dumb enough to ask.
00:16You were dumb enough to learn.
00:16Looky here.
00:17We have early signs of talent.
00:20That was grade six.
00:21You remember grade six, Todd?
00:22Barely.
00:22Shitting on my head.
00:23You did this in grade six?
00:24It was a group project, I think.
00:27Most of the stuff in here would get a teacher fired today.
00:29No doubt.
00:30Todd is inattentive.
00:31He would have more friends if he stopped picking his scrotum and sniffing markers.
00:35At least it's not the other way around.
00:36Oh, look at this one.
00:37Self-driven, independent thinker, a pleasure to teach.
00:40The world needs more Audrey's.
00:43Aren't you perfect?
00:44Four and a winner, baby.
00:45Oh, yeah, Mr. Bird did not like you.
00:48Fucking prick.
00:49I hate that guy.
00:51Oh, hot damn.
00:53Miss Walton.
00:54Oh, here we go.
00:56That was your teacher crush.
00:57Crush of all crushes.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:58Those tight, short skirts and those long legs.
01:01To this day, I still can't walk past a pantyhose aisle without getting dizzy.
01:04Todd's not reaching his full potential.
01:06Struggles with focus easily overwhelmed.
01:09Was I good at anything?
01:12You could run fast.
01:13Help yourself, Dad.
01:14Hey, I'm retired.
01:15Tends to panic during presentations.
01:17Needs to work on this.
01:18Especially after the spelling bee incident.
01:21Fuck's sake.
01:21What was the spelling bee incident?
01:23It was nothing.
01:23It was something.
01:24He gave the poor kid the word baloney.
01:27He froze up.
01:27He went white as drywall and crumbled like a cheap sawhorse, didn't you?
01:31Baloney?
01:31That's not even a hard word.
01:32I could spell it now.
01:33I was 12.
01:34Oh, yeah?
01:35Okay.
01:35Spell it.
01:36Baloney.
01:36B-A-O.
01:38Already wrong.
01:39B-O.
01:39Oh, I hate that word.
01:41It's a big word.
01:41Ooh, look at this one.
01:43A born leader.
01:44Audrey could be prime minister.
01:46Damn.
01:47I peaked early.
01:48Oh, you peaked all right.
01:49Peek sniffing teachers' asses and polishing apples for extra credit.
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53This is all ancient history.
01:54Come on.
01:55Who wants to peak at 11 anyway?
01:56Hey, now.
01:57Well, you've got to peak sometime, right, Toddy?
01:59Don't worry.
02:00There's still hope you're not that old.
02:01You're so fucking funny, Odds.
02:08I always thought Miss Walton was just a flirty lady who bathed in perfume.
02:11But now I'm like, holy shit, maybe she actually saw something in me.
02:14Or maybe she wanted fewer parent-teacher meetings.
02:16Well, it's kind of wild, right?
02:18I mean, a year ago I was folding jeans at jean machine.
02:20And now I've got a stiletto hammer.
02:22I've got apprentices asking me where the good gloves are.
02:25I mean, maybe I'm actually becoming the person she thought I could be.
02:27Miss Walton probably still thinks I'm a dumbass.
02:29I bet she tells that fucking spell on me story all the time.
02:33Yeah, she's still alive.
02:35Ever heard of cutting in half there, dick brain?
02:37Then I'd have to chew twice.
02:38Like, why make more work for myself?
02:40Todd.
02:42Uh, earplugs, please.
02:43Oh, shit.
02:44Let's go.
02:45What's up?
02:47There's been a mercury spill in the river.
02:49Was it us?
02:50I don't know yet, but it's a reminder to produce that community outreach video.
02:53Con cares?
02:54Con cares.
02:55Corn Pulse just released a promo called Corn Pulse Connects.
02:59And we're getting slaughtered in the PR game.
03:00I don't really know much about making videos.
03:02Do I have to be on camera?
03:03No, you just need to assemble the right people.
03:04You're good at organizing chaos.
03:06It's not really my field of expertise.
03:07I'll do it.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:09I was head of the AV club in high school.
03:12She asked me to do it.
03:13I'll do it.
03:14Todd, I'm the only person that you know who can make a video like that.
03:17Okay, but you have actual work to do.
03:19What about that?
03:20So, change of plans.
03:21Todd, you're with me.
03:22Just got word that the mercury could be us, so we need to address the media.
03:26Huh?
03:27Isn't that a head office problem?
03:28No, it's an Imperial Valley problem, and we're Imperial Valley.
03:31Just don't sweat it.
03:32It'll be a bunch of local reporters you probably went to high school with.
03:35Okay, but if I help you, then who's going to do the...
03:37A video can wait.
03:38Or I can start right now.
03:39Wow.
03:40Look at your initiative.
03:41Yeah.
03:42All right.
03:42Audrey, it's yours.
03:43What do you need?
03:44Nothing.
03:46Tanner, you're my guy.
03:47You just got a new phone.
03:48Come here.
03:49Sorry, what am I doing?
03:49Get over here.
03:50What did you mean by address the media?
03:52Don't worry.
03:53You're going to kill the questions.
03:54There's going to be questions?
03:56Oh, oh, oh.
03:57Fuck, man.
03:59You just turned my sandwich into a panini, man.
04:02Thanks, guy, bro.
04:03What a fucking day.
04:05Okay, we're looking at fast cuts.
04:07Real people.
04:07I want it to feel sexy.
04:09This isn't going to be some fucking lame-ass corporate video
04:11where some lazy-eyed asshole drools into the camera.
04:13Okay, we are going to tell people a story.
04:15We are taking them on a journey to the soul of this place.
04:18They're going to laugh.
04:19They're going to cry.
04:20Let's show the world what conch is really about.
04:23Okay.
04:24Is this the part where I pretend where I know what I'm doing
04:27until someone yells at me?
04:28Yep.
04:29That someone will be me.
04:30Wonderful.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Get your camera.
04:34Let's get this over with.
04:51Oh, jeez.
04:52It's fucking huge.
04:54Yeah, that doesn't look great.
04:56Yeah, things got its own tide.
04:58That's not a blob.
04:59That's a bio.
05:00Just finished the test.
05:02Yeah?
05:03Sorry, this is above my pay grade.
05:04Oh, that's great.
05:05And our investigator's quitting.
05:06My wife and I are planning on having kids.
05:08I'd like them to come out symmetrical.
05:10Pussy!
05:10Hummer.
05:10What?
05:11I'm union.
05:11I'm not polite.
05:12Yo, are we fucked?
05:14Yep.
05:14Whoa.
05:15A cum nest monster in there.
05:17Look at that thing.
05:17Please have some good news.
05:18Okay.
05:19Afraid not.
05:19It's definitely us.
05:21It's got conch signature runoff, mercury lead,
05:24and a very familiar amount of negligence.
05:26Todd, we had a chat and the media contact?
05:30It's you.
05:30You're the guy.
05:31What?
05:32Not on my own.
05:33No, no, no, no, no.
05:34You love this kind of thing.
05:35You used to vlog your hangovers.
05:37You've spoken for thousands of people in your flair stack world tour.
05:40Come on.
05:40I'm the solutions guy, and we don't have a solution.
05:43You need to stall until we find one that I can take full credit for.
05:47What about you, Chels?
05:48You're site manager.
05:49No, we need someone who can speak small town.
05:50Someone who can talk to that guy.
05:52Who, fucking beardo?
05:53Now listen, this is our window.
05:54We say nothing, we look like we're hiding something.
05:56But I don't know what to say or how to say it.
05:58You do not want me riffing up there.
05:59Trust me.
06:00Correct.
06:01That's why we're going to write you a script.
06:03Talking points found by a couple of jokes if the vibes feel right.
06:06You do great.
06:08Okay?
06:09Okay.
06:11Stick with me.
06:12Get our first subject.
06:14Somebody good.
06:15Oh, yes.
06:17So much we can fit in.
06:18Get your camera.
06:19All right, keep it coming.
06:20Roach.
06:21Video time, guys.
06:22Score.
06:22What the fuck are you guys doing?
06:24Yeah, what are you doing, man?
06:25Shit.
06:26You're doing that.
06:26Ask me a plate, man.
06:27I'm not a plumber.
06:28What?
06:29Taser.
06:29What?
06:30Oh, hey.
06:31Uh, nothing.
06:32I own these.
06:34Um, I haven't asked you anything yet.
06:36But, okay, here we go.
06:38Describe the conch experience in one word.
06:42Gone.
06:44Ow!
06:46Yes, Roach!
06:46What the fuck?
06:47Where are you going?
06:48Better take a shit.
06:49There he goes.
06:50What the fuck was that?
06:51All right, let's go get Roach.
06:53Maybe he'll be better.
06:53I doubt it.
06:55Hey, Roach, quick interview.
06:56Okay, just don't smoke on camera.
06:59Okay, what has conch done for the community?
07:02Uh, I get free drugs and my teeth cleaned.
07:05What?
07:06How does that relate to the community?
07:07Uh, the pharmacy guy and the teeth doctor get our businesses right, so...
07:13All right, finish my sentence.
07:15For some, it's a job.
07:17For others, it's a...
07:19Job.
07:19Job.
07:20Am I right?
07:22Thanks for nothing, Roach.
07:23Whoa.
07:24Told ya.
07:25Beauty.
07:26That went really great.
07:29Get your own morning after pill.
07:31What, do I look like a school nurse?
07:32Oh my God, Steffi.
07:34I'm so glad to see you.
07:35Honey.
07:35It is so difficult working with people who don't take you seriously.
07:39I am trying to make art.
07:41You get me?
07:42Oh, you got a beautiful face.
07:44Will you please give me some star power?
07:47Aw, you think you can handle the wattage?
07:49Let's find out.
07:50Roll the cam.
07:51Words of wisdom for the Concares video.
07:56Get yourself a tetanus shot.
07:58And don't fall off the flare stack.
08:01Anything a little bit, I don't know, warmer?
08:03I got work to do here.
08:05Don't sleep with Backwoods.
08:06Fuck off!
08:07Give me this.
08:08Give me this.
08:09Okay.
08:10Repeat after me.
08:12I feel at home at conch.
08:13I feel at home at conch.
08:15That's perfect if we're making a horror film, but we're not trying to terrify people, we're
08:20trying to excite them.
08:20Right.
08:21I'm going to shout out some emotions, and you infuse the words with the vibe.
08:24Okay?
08:25Got it.
08:25Okay.
08:26Okay.
08:27Happy.
08:27I feel at home at conch.
08:30Okay.
08:30Sexy.
08:31I feel at home at conch.
08:33Jesus.
08:34I feel at home at conch?
08:36No, no, that's not what you meant.
08:37Your video sucks.
08:38Yeah, man, what are you, like, Oliver Stoner?
08:40Fuck off, guys.
08:41Alfred Spliffcock?
08:42Hey, did you guys sign those out?
08:43Twice, man.
08:45I feel at home at conch.
08:47Fuck my life.
08:48Here, just fucking take this.
08:49We're done here.
08:53Use your wee fucked up voice and try to cry if you can.
08:59Okay.
09:00Hey.
09:01Hi.
09:02Hey, hi-ho.
09:03Get to the cue cards.
09:04Um, our commitment to...
09:09What the fuck is this?
09:11Come on, guys.
09:11You can't fucking read now?
09:12What are these words?
09:13Like, it's hard to read.
09:13Who wrote this?
09:14I was in a rush.
09:16Fucking read it.
09:17We hear a crotch conch.
09:21What is a crotch conch?
09:22You ever stare at a word too long and it stops looking like a word, everyone?
09:27No.
09:28Uh, conch?
09:29Is that even how it's spelled?
09:31It's not a spelling contest.
09:32Just read it.
09:33Anyway, there's a lot of technical mumbo-jumbo in these notes.
09:36Uh, carbon trails.
09:38Don't skip that.
09:39River acidity.
09:41Are you kidding me, Todd?
09:42Fuck me.
09:44You know what?
09:44I left my science brain in the truck.
09:46What's he doing?
09:47What's he doing?
09:47So, if you're worried, don't be.
09:49I mean, this is basically like...
09:51Three Mile Island.
09:53What?
09:54Fukushima.
09:55Or, you know, the Exxon Baldi's, which turned out okay.
10:00And none of those places complained.
10:02They didn't bitch about a little radiation or glowing otters.
10:05And, you know, they didn't stop having kids.
10:07Hell no!
10:08They probably had more kids because they couldn't go outside.
10:13Well, I guess that's going to be about it for me.
10:16I'm going to wrap it up in a sandwich.
10:19Letty, you're up.
10:20Pull him out.
10:21Baloney?
10:24Letty?
10:24B.
10:26A.
10:28L.
10:29Oh!
10:30Todd!
10:31Todd!
10:32That's not what I wrote!
10:34Blood sugar.
10:34Blood sugar issues.
10:35You'll be fine.
10:38Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:46Hey, bro!
10:46Jesus!
10:47There he is!
10:48Do you have five minutes for my Concares promo piece?
10:50I need silence and another drinking box.
10:53Come on, Todd.
10:54Everyone else is fucking treating this like a joke.
10:56They're disrespecting me and my crew.
10:58I need you.
10:59Your crew?
11:00Isn't just you and Minnie Tripod over here with a fucking cell phone?
11:03Hey, I'm 5'5".
11:04Sure you are.
11:06Fuck.
11:06Fine.
11:07You've got five.
11:08Perfect.
11:11This is General Foreman Todd Stuhl.
11:14He's also my brother.
11:16That's right.
11:16At Conk, we're one big shiny family.
11:19Some of us are shinier than others.
11:23And how would you describe this family, Todd?
11:26I don't know.
11:28Dysfunctional.
11:28A bunch of peer-pressuring pricks.
11:30Fuck you, man.
11:31Trying to fucking tank this?
11:32Jesus, I thought I could count on you.
11:34Oh, come on, Odds.
11:35You hijacked the assignment and now I'm the assholes.
11:38I don't want to smile through it.
11:39I didn't hijack the assignment.
11:40Chelsea gave it to me because I'm the only one around here who gives a shit.
11:42Maybe if you gave less of a shit about being a star and more about being part of a team,
11:46the crew wouldn't treat your passion project like a joke.
11:48Should I still be filming this?
11:50Yes.
11:50No.
11:51Okay.
11:51Jesus, Todd.
11:51You've been grumpy since middle school.
11:53At least I didn't peak in middle school.
11:54Well, talent never dies.
11:55Neither does herpes, Odds.
11:57Doesn't mean we'll make a film about it.
11:59Hey.
12:00Sorry, Odds.
12:00You can finish this later.
12:03Let me get a sibling rivalry.
12:05Help me.
12:06Okay.
12:06Table it.
12:08All right.
12:09On to the next.
12:10Come with me.
12:12How you doing?
12:13Your head okay?
12:14Okay.
12:14Okay, good.
12:15Listen, we're pulling you from the media scrum.
12:17We can't have our GF blacking out on camera again.
12:19It just looks a little bad for the, you know, everything.
12:23All right?
12:25Okay.
12:26Good.
12:29Miss Conk, you look amazing today.
12:31Do you have time for a quick interview?
12:31No, no, no.
12:32No time.
12:32Just a quick conversation.
12:33I said no.
12:34We just need one sound bite.
12:35No time.
12:36There she goes.
12:38Is this the janitor's closet?
12:39Oh, yeah.
12:39It's a closet.
12:40She's so fucking nuts.
12:42Okay, um, through the door then.
12:45Can you tell me a little bit about Conk caring from the family perspective?
12:48Oh, my fucking God.
12:50There's a bird in the closet.
12:52Bird in the closet?
12:53No, there's no bird in the closet.
12:56Never mind.
12:57It was a feather duster.
13:00Uh, anyway, Granddaddy Conk built an empire less on caring, more on rules, silence, and fear.
13:06You know, classic family father shit.
13:09Okay, just one more question before you go.
13:10No, no, no.
13:10I have to go damage control your brother's fainting spell.
13:13What?
13:15Oh, fuck.
13:17That's why Todd was freaking out.
13:18I thought he was just being Todd.
13:20Yeah, you're being kind of a dick.
13:22I was.
13:23Yeah.
13:27Are you zooming in on me?
13:28Are you zooming in on me?
13:29Stop that.
13:31Come on.
13:35All right, go, go, go, go, go.
13:39Wow.
13:40What a turnout.
13:42Hot damn.
13:43Guys, I have some really good news.
13:46At Conk, we are in a true partnership with Mother Nature, right?
13:51I mean, that old gal can flood a town.
13:53What do we do?
13:54We pivot.
13:55When we leak an itty-bitty amount of mercury into the river, she just, I don't know, hides
14:01it in fishes or something, right?
14:03Oh, no, no.
14:04She keeps making it sound like no big deal.
14:05They'll think we're burying barrels.
14:07Oh, well.
14:07She keeps talking it all.
14:09We'll be burying the company.
14:11You feel down again, huh?
14:13I might have.
14:14A little.
14:15Seems like I'm still a fucking fuck-up.
14:17No, no.
14:18Hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:18Hey.
14:19You remember your Uncle Jerry?
14:21Like, your brother?
14:22Yeah, yeah.
14:22You remember when he was 13 and you helped him after he crashed his sea-dew into his ex-wife's
14:25pool?
14:25I remember him being fucking wasted.
14:27He thought he was at the marina.
14:28That's the day, that's the day.
14:29That night, he phoned me.
14:30He says to me, Todd's my guy.
14:33Todd's the kind of kid who's ready to help out.
14:35If I ever killed somebody, Todd would be the first one there with shovels and snacks.
14:38You don't judge.
14:39You just show up.
14:40And you do your best when you're there.
14:42Whether it's, you know, helping your drunk Uncle Jerry in a sea-dew out of a pool or comforting
14:45your community after an environmental disaster.
14:48You're there.
14:51Thanks, Todd.
14:53Oh, no, she doesn't.
14:54She just crashes right on in.
14:58Uninvited.
14:59Like my Aunt Marilyn, half drunk and some cheap-ass rosé.
15:03She's killing us.
15:04Let me fix this.
15:05That ship capsized.
15:07No offense.
15:07I know, but I want another shot.
15:09I've been fainting in front of public crowds since grade six.
15:12Like, I'm due for a win.
15:13Well, hopefully the podium comes with a handrail this time.
15:16You're getting back up there.
15:17We spin this.
15:18You don't apologize.
15:20Anthropomorphize it.
15:21Toxic spills don't sell.
15:23But Bobby the Safety Sludge?
15:24That's a brand.
15:26Give him a jingle, you know?
15:27I'm serious.
15:28Smokey the Bear.
15:29Pillsbury Doughboy.
15:31It could be like the Michelin Man meets Slimer.
15:33People love a weird little creep with a smile.
15:36Anything's better than this shit show.
15:38How about you drink some of the water?
15:40Well, I would.
15:41But I am doing an intermittent fasting, so no liquids until sundown.
15:46We need clean water.
15:47And a real apology.
15:49Come on.
15:52It's a complicated issue.
15:57What?
15:57I got this.
16:00Okay.
16:02We're going to fix this.
16:04Not with bullshit.
16:05With work.
16:06And maybe sandbags.
16:08I don't know yet.
16:10You know what?
16:11Fuck this.
16:12Follow me.
16:14What?
16:15Are we, uh, dogwits?
16:17Follow him.
16:19Let's go.
16:19Right?
16:20Follow the man with the podium.
16:22Come and go.
16:23Follow me.
16:24Let's go.
16:24You want me to drink the water?
16:25I'll drink the fucking water.
16:35Anybody have a container or glass to put some water in?
16:38Anybody?
16:41Thanks, Conky.
16:49Oh, what's he doing?
16:52Go, Todd.
16:53Go, Todd.
17:03Mmm.
17:05Why don't you drink the whole thing?
17:07Not just a sip.
17:14That's it, keep it down, keep it down, keep it down.
17:18Cha-cha-cha-cha!
17:20Yeah!
17:21Every last drop.
17:25Fuck!
17:27Not bad.
17:28Well done.
17:37Mercury is speaking.
17:38We all grew up on this river.
17:40We fished in it, we swam in it, we probably swallowed some of it.
17:43And yeah, I mean, it's full of mercury now, but so are most of us.
17:48When I was in elementary school, I broke a thermometer open,
17:51and I touched the mercury, I thought it was cool.
17:53And fuck it, full disclosure, I licked it on a dare.
17:57And then I licked it again for attention.
17:59Atta boy, Todd.
18:00And I turned out mostly normal.
18:02The thing is, most of us have stories like that.
18:05We're all still here, we're all still weird, and we're all pretty much normal.
18:09I'm not saying it's good, but to pretend it didn't happen isn't gonna fix it.
18:12We all released our pet goldfish in this water.
18:14Take a look at these.
18:16Half my chompers are mercury.
18:17I lit a jar of this water on fire to impress my girlfriend.
18:21Now she's my wife!
18:23Atta boy!
18:26Behold, Todd's stool.
18:27Leading by example, which in this case means drinking contaminated water on camera.
18:32He's also my brother.
18:34You got this, bro.
18:35Here's the thing.
18:36If we're stuck with this blob, let's own it.
18:38Let's make it our own.
18:40I say we name the fucking thing.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Alright.
18:43Globby!
18:44That's a friendly name.
18:45Nice, Dad.
18:45Uh, how about, uh, Lil Spilly?
18:48Oh.
18:49Hercules!
18:50Oh, yeah.
18:50Just spitball in here.
18:52What about Blob Gnarly?
18:54Oh, that's good.
18:55Huh?
18:55Lil Spilly's just a misunderstood bottle.
18:57Alright, I think we have a winner!
18:59What?!
18:59Oh my god!
19:00Society made him foxy!
19:01I want royalties.
19:02I guess this is what peaking feels like.
19:05Somewhere out there is Blob Gnarly.
19:07Good job.
19:08You stayed upright.
19:09You didn't shit yourself.
19:10That's gross.
19:11Ugh.
19:11Damn extra pair of pants.
19:13Kidding.
19:14I smell it, obviously.
19:15Oh, I know.
19:16With you trades guys, it's always about shit and piss.
19:18And the occasional cock.
19:20Hey, Todd.
19:21Um, still need to make my video.
19:23Except none of the guys will play ball.
19:25Half of them think that I'm filming a prank show.
19:28I'm their boss.
19:29I can make them dance.
19:31Let's show everybody that we're functional.
19:32Aw.
19:33You do care.
19:34No.
19:35But I can fake it for five minutes.
19:37Cool.
19:37That's six more than usual.
19:40Okay.
19:41Into the camera.
19:43And action.
19:44Yeah, well, my old man worked here, and now I do, and hopefully my son after me.
19:50It's not always easy, but when you're in a jam, people show up.
19:54Nice.
19:55And it's a job where I can be unapologetically weird and get paid.
19:59The big bucks.
20:00Not a bad deal.
20:01One of a kind, Dewey.
20:02I care about the lunch truck.
20:04Okay.
20:04And that's, that's all that you want to say for the video?
20:08What video?
20:09A cockroach.
20:10Conk has covered me through two divorces, four injuries, and one surprise custody hearing.
20:16Aww.
20:16That's important.
20:17Okay.
20:18Well, if you need a nail gun or an alibi, someone's got you.
20:21Conk isn't a perfect place.
20:23But when the shit hits the fan, people show up.
20:26They care.
20:27About the work, the town, and each other.
20:30It's not some corporate mission statement.
20:32It's just how it is.
20:34Yeah.
20:35You get the picture.
20:36T-shirts, hats, hoodies.
20:38All proceeds go to the cleanup or sandbags or whatever helps.
20:41We made this mess, and we'll deal with it.
20:44Because...
20:45Conk cares!
20:47Okay.
20:49Well, I guess you're not a complete failure.
20:51Oh, high praise from a guy who head-butted a podium on live TV.
20:54And who had the brilliant idea of letting the town name a toxic blob.
20:58I mean, that was Homer's idea, but who's counting?
21:01You know, I never gave a damn about your report cards.
21:04I didn't need any teacher to tell me who my kids were.
21:06You came out strong, you came out smart, you came out of mine.
21:10Oh, just so you know, that sexy crush of yours, Miss Walton?
21:13Yeah?
21:13She was a box wine drunk.
21:15Really?
21:16I should know.
21:17I banged her.
21:20What?
21:21It was the only A I ever got.
21:24Ew, guys.
21:25I'm so jealous.
21:26There ain't no Sunday best in my bottom drawer.
21:30Sunday morning out of color from the night before.
21:34These fists have drove a punch or two.
21:38But if you don't cross me, I won't cross you.
21:43And if you live my life, you would understand.
21:46Honestly, the most frequent thing that happens here in terms of safety is, like, dudes getting their dicks caught in
21:51their zippers.
21:51And I don't go into the bathroom for that.
21:52I send Homer in.
21:54He likes it.
21:55The mercury blob will be contained.
21:58This is not our first rodeo.
22:00I mean, it is our first rodeo.
22:01It's just not the first rodeo.
22:03There are plenty of rodeos out there.
22:05It's happened before.
22:06The point is, the technology is there.
22:08We will clean it up.
22:09Things will be fine.
22:10Life will go on.
22:11All right?
22:12We done?
22:12Okay.
22:13We are totally fine.
22:14Game all takes two.
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