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00:00Tonight, I am playing Shopping Cart Corral.
00:07Given the Nestle, I've never seen anything like this.
00:10No!
00:13That's an athlete right there.
00:16From the Nashville Municipal Auditorium,
00:19it's the only comedy show that also happens to be a game show,
00:23The Greatest Average American.
00:26And now, your host,
00:31Neymar Dutton!
00:32Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:34Thank you very much. All right.
00:36Welcome to our new show where it's not about what you know,
00:39it's about what your fellow average American knows.
00:42Say hello to my buddy and comedian friend, Julian McCullough,
00:46warming up the audience.
00:47And fellow comedian, our announcer, Greg Warren.
00:53Greg, who do we have playing tonight?
00:54Made a construction project manager representing North Carolina.
00:58Give it up for Mallory.
01:01A retired FBI agent from the state of Illinois, it's Tom.
01:06All right, all right. That's awesome.
01:09And she's a horseshoer from the state of Oregon.
01:12Meet Dakota.
01:16All right, thanks for being here.
01:18Dakota, you see that wonderful dog with you.
01:21Yes. This is my service dog, Dinosaur.
01:25Hello, Dinosaur.
01:26I've had him for about three and a half years,
01:28and he goes with me in all my shoe-ins.
01:30Well, good luck to you and Dinosaur.
01:32Let's get to this game.
01:33We're gonna play through two elimination rounds,
01:35with one person going home after each one.
01:38Last player standing moves on to our bonus round,
01:41where you could win the average American salary of $67,920.
01:49In our first round, we asked Americans questions about how they feel,
01:53what they like, and how they live.
01:55I'll reveal the questions, and all you have to do is choose a response
01:58said by the majority of Americans.
02:00These first two questions, they're worth one point each.
02:04Here's your first question.
02:06We asked 100 average Americans,
02:08which of these would be the most fun to take for a joy ride?
02:12A, Barbie's dream car.
02:14B, DeLorean time machine.
02:17C, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
02:20D, Batmobile.
02:21You got 10 seconds.
02:24I've seen, have you ever seen the Wienermobile out in the wild?
02:27Oh, yeah, man.
02:28I have, too.
02:29It's exciting.
02:30I have a lot of y'all.
02:30Have you ever seen it, Al?
02:32It's pretty special.
02:34Mallory, which one of these did you say?
02:37Well, I'm gonna say D, the Batmobile.
02:40Yes.
02:40Right?
02:42It's fun, it's sexy, it's fast.
02:45Now, myself included, I would like to do the Barbie dream car,
02:49but D, Batmobile.
02:50All right. Tom?
02:51I feel that Americans have the need for speed.
02:55Come on, Tom.
02:55Therefore, they're gonna go with the Batmobile,
02:57because that's gonna blow any of these out of the wall.
02:59There you go, Tom.
03:01In the FBI, how many Batmobiles do we have?
03:04Are you allowed to say that or not allowed to?
03:06Zero unless we seize one from a bad guy.
03:08Oh, okay, yeah, all right, all right.
03:10Dakota?
03:11Well, I went a little different.
03:12I like it.
03:13I went with B, the DeLorean.
03:14That is true.
03:17You know, you can go wherever you want,
03:19as long as you get to that 88.
03:21Back in time.
03:21You know, it's got great gas mileage.
03:23You could always drive back to a cheaper time of gas.
03:26Exactly.
03:26Bring a couple canisters with you, you're good to go.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Good choices.
03:29I like all of them.
03:31Let's see.
03:31What did the average American say?
03:34Yeah!
03:35The DeLorean Time Machine.
03:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:37Dakota with one point.
03:41We should've probably focused more on the Time Machine part.
03:44No one wants to ride in a DeLorean.
03:46The Time Machine is gigantic.
03:50Here we go, next question.
03:52This one's a little different.
03:54You're guessing the percentage of people from zero to 100.
03:57Whoever comes closest to the correct answer gets the point.
04:01We asked 100 average Americans under 30,
04:04what time is shown on this clock?
04:09What percent got it correct?
04:13Ten seconds.
04:16Who's the youngest in here that might know it?
04:19Right there?
04:20How old are you?
04:22Thirteen.
04:23What time is it?
04:25Seven-forty.
04:27Nailed it.
04:28Seven-forty p.m.
04:30I guess it's p.m.
04:31I don't know.
04:31It could be a.m.
04:32I don't know why I put a thing in it.
04:34I feel like the younger generation,
04:35if you tell them to get there at 7.30,
04:37that's what time they do show up.
04:39But, Mallory, what do you think?
04:43I ain't got much faith.
04:44I said 15%.
04:45Yeah.
04:45The younger generation, they might not know us.
04:48Everything is digital.
04:49Everything is right there, ready to go.
04:51So I said 15%.
04:54I'm sorry, y'all.
04:55Tom?
04:56I think I have a little more faith in the average American
04:58Yeah.
04:58For this basic life skill.
05:00So I said 85%.
05:0185%.
05:02Under 30 would get it right.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Dakota?
05:05I went a little bit in the middle.
05:07Yeah.
05:07I went 47%.
05:10Yeah.
05:11I think you give them a second, they'll get there.
05:13It's embarrassing, but they get it.
05:15What percent got it correct?
05:2055% Dakota!
05:22Yeah!
05:23Dakota!
05:24Yeah, Dakota!
05:26We got to catch up, Tom.
05:27Look, there's two questions left, but this is anybody's game.
05:31There you go.
05:32This one, too, I'm gonna raise the stakes a little bit.
05:34So this next one is worth two points.
05:36Okay.
05:36So now we get to catch back up.
05:40We asked 100 average Americans if there were a crime syndicate...
05:43Syndicate?
05:44Syndicate?
05:45Syndicate.
05:45A crime syndicate.
05:47Hold on.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Run by animals.
05:50Which of these would be the boss of the whole operation?
05:55A. Raven.
05:57B. Cobra.
05:59C. Cat.
06:01D. Orangutan.
06:03Ten seconds.
06:07That's a word you gotta just trust that you know it.
06:10Dakota, you might be getting some inside info from Dinosaur.
06:16Who did you say?
06:18I went with C. Cat.
06:19Yeah.
06:20I'm a firm believer in the cats just run everything.
06:22I understand that.
06:23Tom?
06:24I am the cat daddy of three cats.
06:26Wow.
06:27They are devious dudes.
06:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:30I said C. Cat.
06:31C. Cat as well.
06:32You know from experience.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Mallory?
06:36I said Cobra.
06:37It's not bad for you going somewhere in a different direction.
06:40Simply because they're mysterious, they're scary, so they're already gonna be intimidating.
06:46Although that cat looking at me like, girl, why did you choose the Cobra?
06:50Yeah.
06:50But I could see the Cobra with the wings down.
06:53Well, yeah, with the thing, like with the wings.
06:55Yeah.
06:56It's like a normal snake, and then it's like, ah.
06:58And then it's like, ah.
06:59And then you're like, wow.
07:00Yeah.
07:00That's how I feel.
07:01We're at two points.
07:02What did the average American say?
07:06Oh, my gosh, Mallory.
07:09Look at that.
07:12You not gonna get me, Cat?
07:15Look at this.
07:16You're back in it.
07:17Now, this last question is worth a whopping three points.
07:20Tom, you definitely need this one.
07:23Last question.
07:25We asked 100 average Americans, which of these is the worst to be stuck behind?
07:30A bus in traffic, a tall guy at a concert, a person paying with pennies, a tree on the golf
07:40course.
07:40Ten seconds.
07:52This is a fun one.
07:53Dakota, let's start with you.
07:55I said C, paying with pennies.
07:57Yeah.
07:58I feel like if you're paying in pennies, you might be doing it to be petty.
08:02Especially unrolled, if they're not rolled.
08:05Yeah.
08:05That's the worst.
08:06Tom?
08:07I went with a bus in traffic.
08:09Yeah.
08:10You can't see around it.
08:12It's a miserable experience.
08:13I've sat behind one and didn't move out of service.
08:17And I was back there.
08:19Yeah.
08:20How long was that, Nate?
08:21Well, longer than I want to admit.
08:24But it was...
08:25I was in the zone.
08:27It felt good.
08:28All right.
08:29Mallory?
08:30I'm gonna go with my buddy Tom.
08:31Yeah.
08:31I gotta say bus in traffic.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Bus is brutal.
08:35Bus is brutal.
08:36There is nothing like when you gotta go to the bathroom and that bus just keeps stopping
08:42to let them poor babies off that school bus.
08:44Yeah.
08:45You gotta get around them once the stop sign goes in.
08:47No, but you're gonna go to jail.
08:49Cause you'll get a ticket for that.
08:50Oh, that's true.
08:50Well, that's the tough part.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yeah.
08:52That makes it harder.
08:53Yeah.
08:54I think we should get rid of school.
08:55Oh, God.
08:57This is the last question.
08:58Dakota's got two points.
08:59Mallory's got two points.
09:01Tom, you need this one.
09:02It all comes to this.
09:04What did the average American say?
09:08Whoo!
09:09Wow.
09:11Mallory, five points.
09:12Tom, three points.
09:13Congratulations.
09:14You are moving on.
09:17Dakota and Dinosaur, I am so sorry.
09:20Whoo!
09:20But you are the most below average tonight.
09:22Thank you for playing with us.
09:24We really loved having you.
09:26When The Greatest Average American returns, I'll be pushing shopping carts all over the stage.
09:32Do not go anywhere.
09:40Welcome back to The Greatest Average American.
09:42Mallory and Tom are one step closer to playing for the average American's salary of $67,920.
09:48Yeah!
09:50This next round is all about getting into the mind and body of the original, greatest, average American, uh, myself.
09:58Uh, tonight, I am playing Shopping Cart Corral.
10:07I'll be trying to wheel shopping carts into the standard-issue corral.
10:11I'll be pushing them from there, and my feet cannot cross the line.
10:15I will have six carts, no time limit.
10:18This could be all day.
10:21For each cart in the corral, I'll get one point.
10:24I get a bonus point for each cart I can nestle into another one.
10:30Here's how this works.
10:31One of you will start off by guessing exactly how many points I can score with six carts.
10:36The other will then write over if you think I will score more or under if you think I will
10:41score less.
10:41If you're right, you're headed to the bonus round.
10:44Mallory, you scored the highest in the first round, so you get to decide.
10:47Would you like to guess the number I will hit or the over-under?
10:52I am gonna let my friend choose the number.
10:55Okay.
10:56Tom, how many points do you think I will score?
10:58If I have a perfect game and nestle all the carts in the corral, that would be 11 points.
11:03So write down your guess and show Mallory and the audience.
11:06I don't want to see.
11:08I can't see.
11:08Don't show me.
11:13Mallory, do you think I'll go over that number or under it?
11:16Write it down.
11:17This is just for you.
11:20Answers are in.
11:21All right.
11:24Come on, Nate.
11:25Come on, Nate.
11:28A little help from Julian.
11:31I'm gonna catch them if, you know, if you get excited and you start, you know.
11:34I gotta protect the audience.
11:36What's in your hand?
11:37Oh.
11:39Oh.
11:40That's good.
11:42That's an athlete right there.
11:43Here we go.
11:45Here we go.
11:51Yeah!
11:52Whoo!
11:53That was good.
11:57This is your first chance at a nestle.
12:04Oh!
12:08I think I need some speed.
12:10Yeah.
12:11You've got two points.
12:12That's just short of a nestle.
12:14All right.
12:21That's a nestle.
12:22That's a nestle right there.
12:24That's a full nestle.
12:27Whoo!
12:27Give him the nestle.
12:28It's an honor to work for you, Nate.
12:30Yeah.
12:35Yeah.
12:40That's a big one.
12:44Who wants to go?
12:45Hey, hey, hey, hey,
12:47hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
13:05I've never seen anything like this this is history you've never seen
13:10Nate you have a chance to be perfect right here. It's never been done
13:23nine points that was a letdown thank you I got a little strong with that left arm and I don't
13:30think you're supposed to talk about a no hitter but yeah my left arm got strong in that last one
13:37all right uh so it's the moment of truth Tom how many do you think I could do I underestimated
13:44you
13:44and said six six was solid it's a solid answer Mallory this is to move on if you guessed over
13:52you win but it's under then you're going home and Tom's going for it please show us what you said
14:01congratulations oh it said under that means Tom is moving on congratulations you are the greatest
14:09average American and to go along with that title we give you $10,000
14:16but can he turn it into $67,920
14:22find out when we return to the greatest average American
14:26all right welcome back I'm here with our winner Tom he has earned the coveted title of the greatest
14:38average American very nice title to have and with that comes $10,000 yes yes not too shabby
14:45that's yours to keep no matter what but now you have a chance to win the average American salary
14:52$67,920
14:57oh I also wanted to tell you I'm going to put a little extra in there to help cover all
15:02your taxes
15:02oh my god thank you so there you go
15:06what will you do if you win it well my wife who's here in the audience our 30th anniversary is
15:10coming
15:11up yeah and we've been talking for years about going on an Alaskan cruise for our vacation so this
15:16would be nice to be able to do that to go do it that'd be great that's great
15:23we're either going to Alaska or Cleveland
15:28there's a lot of stuff to do in Cleveland as well it's a wonderful town yeah all right you showed
15:32you
15:33can think like the average American but there's one more group of average Americans you need to face
15:37and that's our audience before the show we asked them seven questions you have 30 seconds to
15:42correctly predict how the majority of them answered if you get five right you go home with $67,920
15:52but remember three strikes and you're out all right audience look it's your answers that are helping
15:58win this money so you should have some skin in the game as well if Tom wins you're all going
16:03home with
16:04one of my favorite things which is Julian tell him if he wins everyone's going home with Krispy Kreme
16:09donut I got you I got you I got you I got you 30 seconds on the clock feel good
16:21I feel good here we go
16:23is this audience more likely to remember a person's name or their face face do they own a working printer
16:31yes do they prefer a beanbag chair or rocking chair rocking do they prefer their hot dog
16:39with ketchup or mustard mustard do they think it would be more fun to ride a camel or an elephant
16:45elephant
16:48do they make their bed every day yes do they always get popcorn when they go to the movie theater
16:54yes seven questions there we go
17:02feel good you know he's a good American answers
17:06uh is this audience more likely to remember a person's name or their face you said face I did
17:14this is your world it is yeah audience did you say face yes yes yes yes all right the first
17:24question
17:24is always the hardest to get down look at us do they own a working printer you said yes audience
17:32did
17:32you say yes yes yes thank you thank you thank you looks like an age I would have printers yeah
17:40yeah
17:41yeah two questions right so far do they prefer a beanbag chair or a rocking chair you said rocking
17:47chair a rocking chair is always delightful it can only go right with a rocking chair it can go real
17:53wrong
17:53with a beanbag chair audience did you also say rocking chair yes yes yes thank you thank you
18:02three three no strikes we're doing good do they prefer their hot dog with ketchup or mustard you said mustard
18:14Chicago yeah I I lived in Chicago and if you don't know they they are furious if you put ketchup
18:20here it's an affront it's it's all mustard as you can see he would risk losing this game to not
18:26say
18:27thank you my street cred yeah did this basically Nashville audience also say mustard yes thank you thank
18:39you thank you they knew it look at that zero stress you need one of these right you can choose
18:48which one
18:49do you feel confident about or which one do you think might be an ex and you want to just
18:54drag it
18:55out a little bit you know yeah yeah yeah let's pull the plug and pick number six making the bed
19:03I look
19:03around this is a beautiful crowd these people make their bed they make their bed and I hope so I'm
19:08seeing
19:08a couple that might not but I don't all right sixty seven thousand nine hundred and twenty dollars
19:21do they make her bed every day you said yes audience did you say yes
19:30oh all right that's okay that's cool we got some wiggle room that's all right kind of the opposite
19:35now we got one strike two questions left all you need is one and the strike portion only needs two
19:43normally you don't say it like that but I'm also not a game show host but here we are so
19:50what do you
19:51want to do this him ride camel elephant or do you want to see popcorn movie theater let's do popcorn
19:57yeah I feel they should it's a staple it's what you do quintessential American experience all comes
20:05out of popcorn for sixty seven thousand nine hundred twenty dollars
20:32and audience everybody gets crispy green
20:39elephant yeah we were good when we come back three new players will battle it out to see who's the
20:45most average don't go anywhere the greatest average American will be right back
20:5653 feel free to grab one
21:09the greatest average American our pursuit of average continues with three new contestants let's see who
21:15we've got Greg Nate an insurance agency owner who grew up on a horse ranch in Wyoming it's Gwen
21:26a flight attendant turned pilot from the state of Arizona it's Nashawn
21:32let's go what's up Nate let's go y'all let's go
21:38and the restaurant manager from the beautiful show me state of Missouri it's Preston
21:43what's up Nate what's up people how we doing you know uh Eastern Missouri wrestled uh University
21:52of Missouri yeah did it uh yeah big time he was known as Greg the Greg Warren yeah it was
22:01when they
22:01did regular names uh all right good luck to all of you excited let's get to the game in our
22:11first round
22:11these first two questions are worth one point each here's your first question
22:17we asked a hundred average Americans which of these fights is the most fun a snowball fight
22:24B food fight C pillow fight D hockey fight 10 seconds you've been in a pillow fight Greg yes it's
22:36just me
22:36in the pillow who won it was a draw all right Preston I went with D hockey fight yes it's
22:49very fun
22:49listen I think when you're watching a sport and there's fighting going on that's allowed I think
22:55why not it's a real fight it is a real fight it's a real fight yeah yeah I agree Nashawn
23:01well I'm gonna have to go with B food fight yeah like who hasn't thought about throwing food across
23:10the cafeteria and doing all that stuff before food fight all right Gwen well is this supposed to be a
23:17uh a C for pillow fight yeah pillow fights nice and sweet I think we all got all the opposite
23:24answers
23:24we asked a hundred average Americans what did they say
23:32that's unbelievable wait a minute that's unbelievable half of America doesn't even have snow
23:38that is true snowball fight 42 percent hockey fight six percent Preston not uh not to discourage
23:49you but I'd maybe start thinking about your answers uh next question we asked a hundred average Americans
23:57which movie villain makes you say okay yeah I see where they're coming from a wicked witch of the West
24:06B Chucky C Ursula D Darth Vader 10 seconds
24:19I don't know I don't know Preston I went with a the wicked witch of the West all right wicked
24:29witch of
24:29the West great answer Nashawn I also said a the wicked witch yeah because first of all everyone
24:38has seen wicked at this point I've cried in sympathy with her like I feel bad for her so it's
24:43about her
24:43yeah oh wow I have not seen wicked but uh okay my wizard of Oz is like one of the
24:50best movies of all and
24:51but they but they is wicked's new wicked is better wicked is better a lot of people agree all right
24:59Gwen is wicked better than wizard of Oz uh no I'm sorry there is only one original wizard yes I
25:09did go
25:09with a wicked witch of the West though yes yes I will give you that you can see it all
25:15right we're gonna
25:16find out what the average American said did they say snowball fight again
25:23we can get from the West we nailed it I would have got it wrong because I haven't seen uh
25:30wicked
25:31all right moving right along I know how to take the fun out of a game show more than anybody
25:42all right everybody gets one point we're all tied up all right two questions left I'm gonna raise the
25:49stakes a little so this next one is worth two points all right right we asked 100 average Americans what
25:56two words come next in this famous quote from Franklin D Roosevelt what percent got it right the only
26:05thing we have to fear is blank blank ten seconds Greg was Franklin D Roosevelt a good guy you went
26:15to
26:16school with him I did Nate I went to school in 1935 oh no I didn't know F.E.R.
26:22that's enough Greg uh y'all
26:25know the saying oh we need you flying planes we don't need you fear itself oh okay I know it
26:33yeah I know it
26:34it I said that in my head but I just didn't want to be loud and say it yeah I
26:38do that all the time
26:39well it's actually the opposite actually there's a lot of stuff I'm like I should have kept that inside
26:43there uh all right the only thing we had to fear is fear itself Gwen what percent you thought got
26:50it
26:50right I said 60 percent 60 percent so here's the thing I'm thinking about what percentage of the
26:56population out there are Gen X and boomers right because I feel like we're gonna know this more than
27:02absolutely maybe a millennial yes uh Nishan well first of all I'm the first five days of Gen Z oh
27:11all right she's gonna age me like that but I chose 56 percent oh Preston I went a little higher
27:20I went
27:20with 87 percent yeah immediately when I saw it on there I knew the quote yeah right off the bat
27:25yeah I feel
27:26like the average American could too oh yeah yeah well we're about to find out this is worth two points
27:33y'all have one point what percent got it right
27:4062 percent oh my god all right
27:48last question anybody's game because this one is worth three points Gwyn's a three Nishan Preston one
27:58we asked 100 average Americans what's the most important invention of all time a the will be the
28:05light bulb C air conditioning D the internet you have 10 seconds
28:20it's a tricky one it's a tricky one it's tricky uh Preston let's start with you I went with D
28:27the
28:28internet yeah uh Nishan I also went with D the internet yeah yeah yeah the internet's bananas so
28:38that is a good yeah it's pretty wild it's kind of unfair to be up there with the light bulbs
28:45like
28:45I mean come on I did some stuff man like you're throwing me up against the internet Gwynn um I
28:51also
28:52went with I think Al Gore's invention of the internet right wasn't it yes uh the other ones are all
28:57great
28:58the will that really mattered that all sent us towards the internet which calls all those things
29:03dumb now what did the average American say the light bulb wow all right I think it's like what the
29:15light is the reason you have the internet uh all right Gwynn you're going on to the next round of
29:22three
29:22congratulations as you see Nishan Preston we have a tie to break it I'm gonna ask you one last
29:32question it's a percentage question whichever player gets closest to the correct answer we'll be moving
29:38on we asked 100 average Americans have you ever gotten your hand stuck in a Pringles can what percent said
29:49yes 10 seconds Nate you know I sold Pringles for 10 years yeah I heard about that yeah efficient use
29:59of
29:59space it is all right Preston what'd you say I said seven percent Nishan I went on the high side
30:06and said
30:0680 percent I like it hey we made a choice and I like it one of y'all gonna be
30:16here one of you will be
30:17sadly going home what percent of the average American said they got their hands stuck in a Pringles can
30:30Nishan is the winner by three percent congratulations on Sean and that means he's moving on to the next
30:37round with Gwynn unfortunately Preston uh you're the most below average tonight and have been eliminated
30:44thank you for playing though thank you when we come back request to crown the greatest average American
30:49continues do not go anywhere
31:02welcome back to the greatest average America
31:05Gwynn and Nishan are one step closer to playing for the average American salary of $67,920
31:14I want it I want it all right this next round is all about getting into the mind and body
31:21of the
31:22original greatest average American himself that's me and tonight we will be testing my knowledge on
31:32breakfast cereals
31:36all right okay Greg has made a list of his 30 favorite breakfast cereals I will have 60 seconds
31:46to name as many of them as I can that's it and to figure out who's going to the bonus
31:52round you two are
31:52predicting how well I'm going to do one of you will start off by guessing exactly how many of Greg's
31:57favorite cereals I can name in 60 seconds the other will write over if you think it will be more
32:02than
32:02that or under if you think it will be less than that if you're right you're headed to the bonus
32:06round
32:07Gwynn yes you scored the highest in the first round so you get to decide would you like to guess
32:13the
32:13number I will name or the over under I would like to do the over under all right Nishan how
32:20many of Greg's
32:22favorite cereals do you think I can name in 60 seconds write it down show the audience Gwen needs
32:30to see it as well Nishan Nate loves cereal he always has two bowls we never thought that Greg could
32:39hurt
32:39you uh all right when do you think I will go over that number or under it write down your
32:47guess do
32:47not show anybody only you know all right answers are in it's my time to shine I'm going to my
32:55little
32:56spot all right oh here we go Greg a little help please let's put 60 seconds on the board good
33:08luck
33:08Nate thank you on your mark get set cereal Fruity Pebbles Cocoa Puffs Frosted Flakes lucky charms
33:21golden graham's uh Cheerios honey nut Cheerios apple cinnamon Cheerios uh 45 seconds Nate you've got
33:32seven the uh cinnamon toast crunch uh the uh oh man okay I said Cocoa Pebbles uh Cocoa Puffs Cocoa
33:45Pebbles
33:47uh Fruity Pebbles I said uh Lucky Charms I keep going the same ones I'm sorry uh oh man 15
33:56seconds
33:56all right all right uh this is all right the Cheerios oh I know you want me yeah it makes
34:07so many people
34:07mad I don't uh I'm sorry I went I went really blank I'm sorry you know I'm also on TV
34:19so I'm just as
34:20nervous how many did I get right well you got eight Nate oh wow which ones did I miss it's
34:30all of them
34:33all right all right I'm not know these I bet I bet golden graham surprised you yeah I was I
34:39bet y'all
34:39didn't see that one coming all right it's the moment of truth Sean how many cereals did you think
34:47I could do you did better than I could but I guessed eight eight the exact number you got it
34:56exactly right nicely done that means you're moving on to the voters round automatically Gwynn thank you
35:04for playing you were just barely below average tonight but thank you for being here and Sean is
35:10officially our greatest average American and with that from $10,000 but can he turn it into $67,920
35:23find out when we return to the greatest average American
35:36welcome back I'm here with our winner Nishan he has earned the coveted title of the greatest
35:43average American and with that comes $10,000 yeah
35:49that's here's the keep no matter what and now you have a chance to win the average American salary of
35:54$67,920 right in this pocket it's coming to me I'm going to put a little extra in there to
36:01help
36:02cover all your taxes so there you go that's why I love you you the man what uh what will
36:09you do if
36:10you win it oh it's going to pilot debt y'all know it's very expensive out here to be a
36:15pilot so it's
36:16gonna knock out some of that debt real quick well that's wonderful that's great to hear this is for
36:22your pilot dreams you showed you can think like the average American but there's one more group of
36:28average Americans you need to face and that is our audience before the show we asked them seven
36:36questions you have 30 seconds to predict how the majority of them answered get five right and you
36:42go home with sixty seven thousand nine hundred twenty dollars but beware because it's three
36:49strikes and you're out all right audience Nishan wins you're all going home with one of my favorite
36:55things Julian what is that thing uh tonight everyone will win church's Texas chicken
37:08I'm trying to feed y'all yeah I want to feed y'all he's doing all he can
37:14all right 30 seconds on the clock here we go does this audience think a hot dog should be considered
37:25a
37:25sandwich no which would they rather play mini golf regular golf mini golf have they ever cut
37:33their own hair no would they rather work out in the morning or at night morning which do they
37:41prefer movie night game night game night which do they think is a better magic word do they own a
37:49ladder yes there we go seven questions do you own a ladder right yeah all right does this audience
38:06think a hot dog should be considered a sandwich you said no see what they should they're from you
38:13believe that Nashville people yeah we we know what sandwiches pulled pork sandwiches all that there's not
38:18a hot dog nobody wants that's not a hot dog does the audience agree did they say no all right
38:26we got
38:28one on the board this one's gonna be interesting uh which would they rather play mini golf or regular
38:35golf you said mini golf audience would you rather play mini golf oh I thought that could be that's
38:47that's one that's one that's a good one to get all right we got two right have they ever cut
38:52their own
38:53hair you shouldn't you shouldn't you shouldn't I've cut mine hopefully these people are not like me
39:01I'm praying I'm praying yeah yeah all right did the audience say no all right we got one strike two
39:17questions right would they rather work out in the morning or at night you said morning audience did you
39:25say morning yes all right now we got some momentum they got three right we only have one strike which
39:36do they prefer movie night or game night you say game night you're pretty excited about saying game
39:42night well I mean why would you not like game night if you come here you like games hey that
39:47is a great
39:47way to think about all right audience did you say game night I know I felt I was nervous on
39:58that one
39:58it's okay it's okay though be good all right you have to be perfect from here on out I'm usually
40:03perfect there you go which do they think is a better magic word abracadabra or ta-da you said
40:13abracadabra couldn't spell it till I looked at that yeah it's a big one to do my dad's a magician
40:19and we like abracadabra see you need this one oh so keep going audience did you say abracadabra
40:32all right all right all right all right all right it's crazy dude a ladder is what it all comes
40:47down to this is this is probably the most priciest question ever about a ladder you got four right
40:59you got two strikes this decides it all you need it to be correct this is for $67,920
41:12and their chicken and their chicken and your chicken all right Rashaun you said yes
41:23audience did you say yes
41:46congratulations
41:48congratulations
41:49you've won $67,920
41:53an audience you know what that means everyone in the audience is going home to churches Texas
41:58chicken
42:01join us next time to watch another average American rise to greatness
42:04right here on the greatest average American
42:12I love Matthew now
42:17there we go there we go
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