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00:00With this drink, though I need my life, with my bloody goods, are the end at home.
00:12No.
00:14No.
00:17No.
00:18Fuck it.
00:20I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:25Let me get dressed.
00:30Let me get dressed.
01:00Let me get dressed.
01:02Let me get dressed.
01:04Let me get dressed.
01:13Matrix?
01:16You have to bed.
01:19You have to bed.
01:19You have to bed.
01:52A county clerk.
01:54I assume that I was helping you run away or fake your own death or something interesting.
02:01I said no questions, please.
02:03You didn't say please.
02:06It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:08Well, I have a key.
02:10Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:14I can't believe we're doing this.
02:20Oh, do you?
02:29Do you want to get respect for banking and enter it?
02:31Because there are easier ways to meet someone than being tough.
02:35Like, just leaping.
02:41So, like I said, I'm going to die tomorrow unless Nikki is my soulmate.
02:45And right now, I'm not so sure about that.
02:47So, I realized that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over 100 years ago, my bloodline
02:54would have died after like two generations, but it didn't because I'm here.
02:57Which means that some of them survived, so I mean, they found their soulmates and married them or found another
03:06way.
03:08So, if we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back, and now
03:17I have the key.
03:19Still breaking the mentor and if you see the key.
03:27Oh, she's going to kill us, you know.
03:30If we're late for the bachelor's rep party.
03:33Do you want to know the thing?
03:35Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:37I should have a council of stripper.
03:39God, please tell me you're kidding.
03:41I'm kidding.
03:43Nothing can make a council of stripper.
03:49Fuck.
03:55Okay, first we need to find my parents' marriage license.
03:58Court, court, court, court.
04:00Court, court, court.
04:02Desperate.
04:02Desperate.
04:03Marriages.
04:05Uh, Alexandra Hartman and Jay Holman.
04:08They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:11This is 2013.
04:12There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:17Well, I'm going to get to work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:21She will seriously kill her.
04:23Just tell her we're getting many cases.
04:25Mm-hmm.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:34Mm-hmm.
04:36Mm-hmm.
04:36All right.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:46Rachel?
04:54Uh, hey, Dad.
04:57What are you doing?
04:59Chapping foxes.
05:00Oh.
05:02I don't think there's any in here.
05:06I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée.
05:11She left?
05:13Where, uh, do you know where she went?
05:15Nope.
05:16She didn't have much with her, so I think she plans on coming back.
05:21That's great, Dad.
05:23Very comforting.
05:26Say, that was a really interesting speech she made last night.
05:29I don't want to talk about it, okay?
05:31I just...
05:32I'm fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:35Hmm.
05:35At least she's with Nellie.
05:36Nellie will talk some sense into her.
05:39Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is going to convince my fiancée that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
05:44What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me, and someone else who's 5% more compatible
05:48for him?
05:49And how would either of us ever know that?
05:50I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die at the...
05:53Oh, do you think you're very complicated?
05:59Oh.
05:59Oh, okay, then simplify it.
06:02No, look at that.
06:03I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:05There are no signs from the universe.
06:07It's just you taking something that happened, and then deciding which details are important, and which ones aren't, and then
06:12deciding what it means.
06:14Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out.
06:19Hmm.
06:28So, go change your clothes.
06:30I'm going to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:36Oh, you want me to come with you?
06:38Of course.
06:40You used to love firestorm.
06:41Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
06:43Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
06:45It's good for me when I'm just in the woods, as it were.
06:48Right.
06:49But, uh, you know that nowadays, when you upset the person you love, you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
06:56You talk it out.
06:58The person you are trying to reach is not a bit.
07:01You know, something I've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she
07:07doesn't answer the phone.
07:11It's shit.
07:12It's shit.
07:28Hey.
07:29Happy bachelor party.
07:31Hey, look at this.
07:33The Cunningham men all together again.
07:35I'm sorry, Dad.
07:36I can't do this with him.
07:37Come on.
07:38What you did yesterday was fucked up.
07:41You ruined my wedding.
07:42That's dramatic.
07:43I was trying to help her.
07:44Well, what, by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married?
07:47Yeah, huge hug.
07:48I didn't make her do anything you could for me, asshole.
07:50I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soulmate or not.
07:55No one asked you to do that.
07:57It's a matter of life or death.
07:59Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:01You still have this part when you're a child.
08:03Yeah, I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just end
08:08up miserable and cold.
08:09We have to figure out some real shit.
08:12You want to talk about real shit?
08:15This is the end of how things are.
08:18Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:21We follow her rules.
08:23She is what holds us together.
08:26Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:30Let each other go.
08:32Or find a new reason to stick together.
08:37But, you're so rude, man.
08:40I can't make this decision for you.
08:43Just get over it, you sons.
08:50Wait.
08:52Kathy Harkin.
08:55Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis.
08:59Married August 22, 1997.
09:03Who are they?
09:03I don't know.
09:05Probably some relatives.
09:12Wait.
09:14That's weird.
09:15Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:22Maybe because your family are originally from here, too?
09:28Or, this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all.
09:34Or, or it's just a coincidence?
09:37Or, it's just a coincidence?
09:42Ah.
09:43Hello.
09:43Here's your death certificate.
09:45Hmm?
09:46Death certificate.
09:47Kathy Harkin.
09:50Wait.
09:51Uh, I was going to say...
09:59Oh, God.
10:00Well, what does that mean?
10:08She died the same day she got married.
10:15And that's not what it said.
10:20Okay.
10:22We should start looking for birth and death certificates, too.
10:26There may be more of them.
10:28And maybe we can make like a family tree.
10:58Okay.
11:00Here's your parents.
11:03I'm teasing you for death. It's Roger Harkin.
11:07October 9th.
11:08Wait.
11:08Wait, Roger Harkin, I just, I just, I just thought I missed a lot.
11:12Ah, Roger Harkin.
11:14Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin.
11:19Roger Harkin, cause of death?
11:22Hemorrhage.
11:23Just like my mom.
11:28He was married October 9th.
11:30Died October 9th, 1941.
12:07Dad, he's ten years sober, Dad.
12:11Right.
12:14So, it's like that.
12:20Oh, yeah, I guess.
12:22You keep an eye out.
12:39You should have told me about Mom.
12:42Like months ago.
12:45My trial.
12:48My Inaha mom is so protective of you.
12:53You could have told me anyway.
12:57Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
12:59I'm sick of everyone's family dreaming like a child.
13:02Yeah.
13:04It's fucking with me.
13:07Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:12You can accept the imperfection.
13:14You always have to overdo shit.
13:16Okay.
13:16But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:20It's true, dude. I've known you my whole life.
13:22You always have to have a perfect story.
13:23The perfect meet-cute for you. A perfect love story.
13:27Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:28Bro, she was my friend first.
13:30She was our friend. I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:33You brought it up.
13:33You brought it up.
13:41The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
13:45I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
13:47I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
13:49Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
13:51And you just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
13:55It was obvious that I stole something from you.
13:55You were mean to her.
13:56Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:00I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:05But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:07No, that's not fucking true.
14:09It's true.
14:09You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:12You could have just talked to her and asked for a number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:16But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:21Fuck off. You weren't there.
14:22It was the right thing to do.
14:23And I'm not telling you about this.
14:25Let's just sit in silence.
14:25We're sitting in silence now.
14:48It's not a real fault.
14:56It's not a real fault.
14:56It's not your fault, by the way. It's mom and dad's.
15:02They fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:06Perfect relationship. Soulmate shit.
15:11They hid so much from all three of us.
15:15But mostly you.
15:18Just be careful. I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:25You ruined everything last night.
15:27I had to make sure she understood the whole story more.
15:30She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:32Okay, I know. I know. I'm fixing it.
15:34Get her to believe you're her soulmate. It's the only chance you might live.
15:37Jesus Christ, I get it. I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
15:45And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
15:48I thought we weren't talking.
15:49You and Nell, you're like fucking kids playing tennis.
15:52At least me and Nellie are honest with each other.
15:54Well, you guys are brutally honest. That's not better than protecting the person you love.
15:57God, that's what I'm saying. That's what mom and dad did to us.
16:02Don't do that to her.
16:03Be fucking honest.
16:04Rachel and I have a great relationship. I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:09Then why are you defending it?
16:15Ted.
16:23Holy shit, Fox. There's Fox.
16:25What? Yell for that.
16:27What do I yell again?
16:38Thank you, that's your set
16:46You do the honor
16:52Safety's on, keep it on until you get down the hill
16:57Alright
16:58Alright
17:23What is that?
17:30Where's me?
17:37Here's your bath certificate
17:40Oh, thank you
17:46Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin
17:53And it looks like they had three kids
17:55Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married
17:59That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27, 1870
18:02We declared dead April 27, 1870, time marriage
18:08And, uh, Virginia
18:10Yeah, okay
18:11Married November 1st, 1947
18:14And also dead November 1st, 1947
18:19But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:21Only if you accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to
18:26I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage
18:33Like my grandmother, like my grandmother, Audrey, she had my mom at a wedlock
18:41And so she obviously knew not to get engaged
18:43But her sister, Lori, wed February 10th
18:49And died February 10th
18:53And it's the same
18:56And it's
19:00Kathy and Roger and
19:03Virginia
19:04And fucking Carrie
19:06Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
19:10All the fucking dead
19:11On their wedding day
19:27And it goes all the way down
19:30To me
19:36This isn't right
19:37This isn't right
19:37Huh
19:39They will have the same witness signature
19:42It's not possible
19:43Yeah
19:43None of this is possible in you
19:45No
19:45No
19:47He'd have to be at least
19:49What, like
19:51200 years old
19:52Yeah
19:53Yes
19:53He is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancee
19:58And now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment for how to handle them
20:04He told you
20:10The 200 year old man told you that
20:12Yes
20:15Yes
20:24Do you believe me now?
20:33Is his name
20:34Do you believe me now?
20:50Oh
20:52Fuck
20:54Dad, I think we should call him.
20:57We're never going to find his thing.
20:59It's only got three legs.
21:01It's going to get dark soon.
21:02If you keep your voices down, you're going to scare him.
21:04It's going to scare him?
21:05He'll chewed off his own foot.
21:06It's going to be petrified.
21:07It's going to run until his heart starts to begin.
21:13Hey, what's the plan?
21:15Spend all night working for it only to help nature along?
21:19What?
21:20Letting slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:28What if he just ran?
21:31Fuck all of this.
21:32Sorry, Nikki.
21:33Go home.
21:34Never look back.
21:36Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
21:39What does that mean exactly?
21:41Like, Nikki would have to curse?
21:42I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring for the
21:49rest of our lives, so.
21:52But, no, not an option.
21:58He doesn't deserve this.
21:59You don't either.
22:00But I've already got it, so.
22:03I think the only way out is down the aisle.
22:07I live or die.
22:08And that's it.
22:14That's it.
22:16Why do you just wait that only time you don't get paranoid?
22:18I do get paranoid.
22:42And just to be sure, you know when you believe the immortal man?
22:46Yeah, everything you said was true.
22:52Shit.
22:54Shit.
22:58Shit.
23:02Shit.
23:08Shit.
23:16Well, we split up.
23:18Great.
23:19I'll go see if we wandered back to the house.
23:22Good luck with the hunt.
23:24Nikki?
23:27No?
23:28Okay.
23:30Make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me about how you filmed the fox.
23:33And send its paw back on.
23:35I let the fox look to you and he said, thank you so much, Nikki, for saving my life.
23:41You're my hero.
23:44Dad.
23:46Love this bonding fest with you.
23:49We didn't get to bond much, though, so.
23:52I'll give you guys a scoop.
23:53Nellie and I are getting divorced.
23:55What?
23:56Yeah.
23:57What?
23:59You signed papers?
24:00Not yet.
24:04So, God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:07Of course not, God forbid anyone was honest around here.
24:10Enjoy your night.
24:12Praying for your triumphant victory.
25:18We don't have a death, but...
25:21She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:26Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
25:41It sort of looks like a dove on the ceiling.
25:46If you scream.
25:58She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:06What the fuck?
26:08Wait, wait, wait, uh...
26:12How did she do it?
26:13I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:18We gotta talk to her.
26:21Yes, but she's dead.
26:23We gotta talk to her.
26:26She's dead.
26:29We have to talk to her.
26:34We gotta talk to her.
26:35Wedding cake is our life in that love and toenyspers in the dark.
26:45Once life is possible for our dreams, break it all, come through.
26:51And break your heart.
26:54Another slide to spin kids and wiping noses
26:59Crying when the doorbell rings
27:01Everyone knows a lot of feelings
27:07Comes to the wedding party
27:21You get changed, I'll get Portia on board and I'll meet you in the sunken room
27:26Play nice, or she won't help us
28:06I'm sorry, Portia
28:09What are you doing all day? Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:14These look really good
28:15I hope you tapped the blind child if you did that
28:18I'm sorry
28:18I'm not a person, Rachel
28:20You can be honest with me
28:21There's a lot of bad energy coming from you
28:24And I think you understand how important this wedding is
28:26To my brother, my mom, and the rest of our family
28:29Do you?
28:32Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true
28:35And I don't even care
28:36You're carrying a blood evil curse
28:39Because regardless
28:40My brother loves you
28:42And I will not let you bail on this wedding
28:43I was practically blacked at the altar
28:45So then I married some random guy in Las Vegas
28:48Don't tell my parents
28:51And I will not let that happen to me too
28:53Are you going to break my brother's heart
28:55And crush my mother's dreams?
28:56Be honest
28:59Good
29:00Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy, bachelorette party game that I planned
29:05Before everything is ruined again
29:07Because it's your insistence on being a gothic right here
29:13It will kill you
29:17Rachel
29:19I don't say this slightly
29:21You're really, really, really lucky to have me
29:25Because I know how to summon the dead
29:36We cleanse this space
29:38To ward off evil spirits
29:43Evil
29:45Is not welcome here
29:52We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom
29:55To contact
29:58Who?
30:00The curtain
30:00Right
30:01For marital advice
30:03From the great view
30:06Light this candle with your left hand
30:09Hand connecting it to light
30:14Yes
30:14And then at the same time
30:16Okay
30:17And then at the same time
30:19With your right hand
30:20Touch a belonging of the deceased
30:23Right hand towards darkness
30:24This establishes your connection
30:27And then you'll ask your questions
30:38Arlene Harkin
30:42I'm coming to you to ask for advice
30:45The day before my wedding
30:48I need to know how you knew for certain
30:50That your husband David
30:52Was the one
30:55Now everyone put your hands in
31:18What do you mean in a different way?
31:20What do you mean in a different way?
31:23Arlene
31:25If you're there
31:28Please tell me how you survived
31:37Maybe you just start with something less intense
31:45Oh my god
31:46I thought you've done this before
31:47I've been in a different way
31:49Okay
31:50Okay
31:50What do I
31:51What do I
31:51What do I do now?
31:52Because I'm different
31:53Okay
31:53Okay
31:54Arlene
31:57Arlene
31:59How did you survive
32:00Your wedding day?
32:07Ask again
32:09Arlene
32:11How did you know that David
32:13Was your soulmate?
32:18I thought you were
32:25You were
32:26How did you aspire?
32:31I know I can't believe
32:37Where are you?
32:44Oh, my God.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:52Is it bad?
32:53Is it bad?
32:54No, not at all.
32:56No, it's totally fine.
32:58Okay.
32:59Now you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:01Girl, Nellie, is there a score?
33:03I can have a face score.
33:05I pay you.
33:06Fuck.
33:08Yeah.
33:39Oh, fuck.
33:46I'm sorry, Dad.
33:54Did I?
34:09I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:13No, no, last night was completely my fault.
34:18Listen, sometimes it's okay to keep secrets, to protect the ones we love.
34:30But your brother does have a point.
34:36Oh, yeah, you heard us talking about that.
34:43It's true.
34:46Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
34:58It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:14So, your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:22I know that, but our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nick.
35:33I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
35:51Arlene, come back.
35:54I mean, what does living dead mean?
36:02What does that mean?
36:07Please, say it.
36:28Jesus Christ, you're trying that again.
36:30Is she okay?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Yeah, she's fine.
36:34She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
36:40You put one of these in there.
36:42Well, I must have been fortunate to have left one of those there.
36:45I fucking hate it.
36:46It's a great beat.
36:48I'm gonna...
36:50Just one more drink.
37:07Are you here?
37:33I don't know what to do anymore.
37:36I don't know what to do anymore.
37:38Um, something, something happened back there, and you have to help me.
37:54I, I don't know, are Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs
38:05most of the time, or are we not soulmates because you fucking lied about the plane.
38:17You lied about the fucking plane.
38:21And, my dad, he invited my dad.
38:30Whew.
38:32Fuck.
38:33It's like, does he even know me?
38:38You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
38:43Yeah.
38:44So what would make you believe it?
38:46I don't know.
38:48I don't know.
38:48That's the problem.
38:50Okay.
38:51So then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not, and then take
38:59all that comes.
38:59Whatever comes is death.
39:06But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three
39:10years, and agree to marry him, and not the version who heard about a son like a curse person.
39:15That's good.
39:17You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:21Yeah?
39:24Yeah.
39:25So?
39:25Yes.
39:26This, this curse thing has completely bent your reality.
39:33It's totally fucked up.
39:39It's made you doubt everything.
39:41The only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know.
39:47So just fuck this curse and go back to reality and reality.
39:55It's your wedding day tomorrow.
39:56Hmm?
39:57It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:00Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:02Cheers.
40:07That's all I get.
40:10Cheers.
40:11Have a look in the eyes.
40:13I did.
40:14You were looking away.
40:17It's your last night of freedom.
40:22Do whatever you want in it.
40:29And you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:31We can't like, I don't know.
40:36Go skydiving.
40:39Do you know better than that?
40:40I'd never go skydiving.
40:41Where's the curse?
40:42Do you know better than that?
40:42Do you know better than that?
40:45Oh, thank you.
40:47Thanks.
40:48Jules and I are getting a divorce.
40:51What?
40:51What?
40:55I'm not.
40:56I'm not.
40:59I'm not.
41:01I'm not.
42:31I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:38Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
42:42Or for his part or something?
42:47No.
42:50No, honey.
42:54It wasn't...
42:56It wasn't like that.
42:58Who was it?
43:04It wasn't, uh...
43:07Some cheap thing.
43:09I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:12I loved them both.
43:14I chose your dad.
43:16I don't regret...
43:18And then when I was just falling back on your word.
43:22I loved Bo, too.
43:23I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:26What did you tell me?
43:27Because it's not your fucking business.
43:34I don't believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
43:41But isn't that wonderful?
43:42Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
43:45It's not true.
43:46It is true.
43:47This doesn't change anything.
43:49It changes everything that I fucking...
43:54What else?
43:55What else are you...
43:56Are you hating from me?
43:57I'm not...
43:57I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:00I...
44:00I don't care about being protected.
44:03You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:09Mom.
44:14Mom.
44:17Mom.
44:21Mom.
44:22Mom.
44:23Mom.
44:23Mom.
44:24Mom.
44:25Mom.
44:31Mom.
44:31Mom.
44:43Mom.
44:45Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:48Mom.
44:48Mom.
44:49Mom.
44:50Mom.
44:51Mom.
44:51Mom.
44:51Mom.
44:56Mom.
44:57Mom.
44:58Mom.
44:59Mom.
45:00Something stolen.
45:06Something red.
45:20What the fuck did you do next?
45:31I told her that I wasn't proud of her cheeks.
45:34And in that place, it's like the end of the search.
45:38But she looked down my heart.
45:40She made a negative sign.
45:42She said, now what you do is.
45:44Oh, oh, she never died.
45:49But she met me down and came down and came in a dream.
45:53She said, I'm going to see you right here in the sun.
45:56It's more like time to come in than nothing in a dream.
46:00I have my gold, I come back.
46:04I didn't know if it was me or mine.
46:08I started kissing every one thing inside.
46:12But then I just kept my body barely going down.
46:15With my love, my love, love, love, love, love, love.
46:19I didn't know if it was me or mine.
46:38I didn't know if it was me or mine.
46:41I didn't know if it was me or mine.
46:42I started kissing every one thing inside.
46:45But then I got to come down and came in a dream.
46:48I was going to be.
46:50I won't eat it.
46:51I was going to be.
46:53I don't know if it was me or mine.
46:55I don't know if it was me or mine.
46:58I don't know if it was me or my love...
47:05But I really want to come down and come down.
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