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00:00With this drink, though I need my life, with my bloody goods, are the end at home.
00:12No.
00:14No.
00:17No.
00:18Fuck it.
00:20I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:25Let me get dressed.
00:30Let me get dressed.
01:00I need you to do me a favor.
01:01I need you to do me a favor.
01:12Rachel?
01:52A county clerk.
01:54I assume Dad was helping you to run away or break your own death or something interesting.
02:01I said no questions, please.
02:03You didn't say please.
02:06It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:08Well, I have a key.
02:10Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:14I can't believe we're doing this.
02:20After you.
02:29Do you want to get risk of breaking and entering?
02:31Because there are easier ways to leave someone living in the dark.
02:35I could just leap in.
02:41So, like I said, I'm going to die tomorrow unless Nikki is my soulmate.
02:45And right now, I'm not so sure about that.
02:47So, I realize that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over a hundred years ago,
02:53my bloodline would have died after like two generations.
02:55but it didn't because I'm here, which means that some of them survived.
03:00Some of them found their soulmates and buried them or found another way.
03:10If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back and...
03:17Now we have the key.
03:19Still breaking the mentoring if you steal the key.
03:27Oh, she's going to kill us, you know.
03:30If we're late for the bunch on the wreck, we'll do.
03:33Do you want to know the thing?
03:35Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:37I should have a counselor stripper.
03:40God, please help me.
03:40You're kidding.
03:42I'm kidding.
03:43Nothing can make a counselor stripper.
03:49Fuck.
03:54Okay, first, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
03:58Court, court, court, court, court.
04:01Desses, despers.
04:03Marriages.
04:05Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:08They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:11This is 2013.
04:12There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:17Well, I'm going to get to work unless you want to miss this stripper.
04:21She will seriously kill us.
04:23Just tell her we're getting many cases.
04:26Mm-hmm.
04:27Okay.
04:35All right.
04:38Rachel?
04:54Uh, hey, Dad.
04:57What are you doing?
04:59Chopping foxes.
05:00Oh.
05:02I don't think there's anything in here.
05:06I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée.
05:11She left?
05:13Where, uh, do you know where she went?
05:15Well, she didn't have much with her, so I think she plans on coming back.
05:21That's great, Dad.
05:23Very comforting.
05:26Say, that was a really interesting speech she made last night.
05:29I don't want to talk about it, okay?
05:31I just...
05:32I'm fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:35Hmm.
05:35At least she's with Nellie.
05:36Nellie will talk some sense into her.
05:39Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is going to convince my fiancée that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
05:43What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me, and someone else who's 5% more compatible
05:48for him, and how would either of us ever know that?
05:50I mean, I guess I don't know if I fucking die at the ultimate.
05:54I think they're very complicating it.
05:59Oh.
06:00Okay, then, simplify it.
06:02No, no, no, no, I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:05There are no signs from the universe.
06:07It's just you taking something that happened, and then deciding which details are important, and which ones aren't, and then
06:12deciding what it means.
06:14Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out.
06:19Hmm.
06:28So, go change your clothes.
06:30I want to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:36Oh, you want me to come with you?
06:38Of course.
06:40You used to love foster.
06:41Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
06:43Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
06:45It's good for me when I'm just in the woods as it works.
06:49Right.
06:49You know that nowadays, when you upset the person you love, you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
06:56You talk about it.
06:58The person you are trying to reach is a little bit.
07:01You know, something I've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she
07:07doesn't answer the phone.
07:11Get your shit.
07:28Hey, happy bachelor party.
07:31Hey, look at this.
07:33The Cunningham men all together.
07:35I'm sorry, Dad.
07:36I can't do this with him.
07:38Come on.
07:38What you did yesterday was fucked up.
07:40You ruined my wedding.
07:42That's dramatic.
07:43I was trying to help her.
07:44Well, what, by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married?
07:47Yeah, huge hug.
07:48I didn't make her do anything you could for me, asshole.
07:50I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately does if you're a true soulmate or not.
07:55No one asked you to do that.
07:57It's a matter of life or death.
07:59Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:01You still love this part.
08:02Let me have a try.
08:03Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just
08:07end up miserable and cold.
08:10We have to figure out some real shit.
08:12You want to talk about real shit?
08:15This is the end of how things are.
08:18Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:21We follow her rules.
08:23She is what holds us together.
08:26Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:30Let each other go.
08:32Or find a new reason to stick together.
08:37But, you're so ruined, man.
08:40I can't make this decision for you.
08:44Just get over it, yourselves.
08:51Wait.
08:52Kathy Hogan.
08:55Kathy Hogan.
08:57Mark Ellis.
08:59Married August 22nd, 1997.
09:03Who are they?
09:04I don't know.
09:05Probably some relatives.
09:12Wait.
09:14That's weird.
09:15Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:22Maybe because your family are originally from here, too?
09:28Or, this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all.
09:34Or it's just a coincidence.
09:41Oh, hello, here's your death certificate.
09:45Hmm?
09:46Death certificate.
09:47Kathy Hogan.
09:50Wait.
09:51Um, excuse me.
09:59Oh, God.
10:01Oh, God.
10:02What does that mean?
10:04Oh, God.
10:08Whoa.
10:08She died the same day she got married.
10:15And that's not what it says.
10:20Okay.
10:22We should start looking for birth and death certificates, too.
10:26There may be more of them.
10:28And maybe we can make like a, like a family tree.
11:00Here's your parents.
11:02I'm teasing the death.
11:04It's Roger Harkin.
11:06October 9th.
11:08Wait.
11:08What do you mean?
11:08Wait, Roger Harkin.
11:09I just, I just, I just, I just.
11:11I just want to swallow.
11:12Ah.
11:13Roger Harkin.
11:14Roger Harkin.
11:16Roger Harkin.
11:16Roger Harkin.
11:17Roger Harkin.
11:19Roger Harkin.
11:20Roger Harkin.
11:20Roger Harkin.
11:20Cause of death.
11:22Hemorrhage.
11:23Just like my mom.
11:27He was married October 9th.
11:31Died October 9th.
11:321841.
11:33I.
11:35I.
11:53I.
11:54I.
11:55I.
11:55I.
11:58I.
12:00I.
12:07That is ten years old we're dead
12:19All right, keep an eye on
12:39You should have told me about Mom
12:42Like months ago
12:45I tried
12:48My Inoha Mom is so protective of you
12:53You could have told me anyway
12:57Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes
12:59I'm sick of everyone's family dreaming like a child
13:02Yeah
13:04It's fucking with me
13:07Well you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things
13:12You can't accept the imperfection
13:14You always have to overdo shit
13:16But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor
13:19It's true dude, I've known you my whole life
13:21You always have to have a perfect story
13:23The perfect meet you for you, a perfect love story
13:26Like you didn't embellish your story either
13:28Well she was my friend first
13:30She was our friend, I'm not fighting with you about this
13:33You brought it up
13:33You brought it up
13:41The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself
13:45I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend
13:47I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21
13:49Okay, you were not in love with her back then
13:51You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you
13:55It was obvious that I stole something from you
13:55You were mean to her
13:56Yeah, because I was in love with her
14:01I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it
14:05But you only did it because it's a good story
14:07No, that's not fucking true
14:09It's true
14:09You're drawn to stories, not people
14:11You could have just talked to her and asked for a number and then still flown to my wedding
14:16But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture
14:21Fuck off, you weren't there
14:22There's a right thing to do
14:23And I'm not telling you about this
14:24Let's just sit in silence
14:25We're sitting in silence now
14:48It's not your fault
14:56By the way
14:57It's mom and dad's
15:02They fed you the stuff about perfection
15:06Perfect relationship
15:08Soulmate shit
15:11They hid so much from all three of us
15:15But mostly you
15:18Just be careful
15:20I don't want you to ruin it
15:21You ruin everything like you usually do
15:25You ruin everything last night
15:27I had to make sure she understood the whole story more
15:30She was staking her belief on a lie
15:32Okay, I know, I know I'm fixing it
15:34You get her to believe you are her soulmate
15:36It's the only chance you might live
15:37Jesus Christ, I get it
15:38I said I didn't want to talk anymore
15:45And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you
15:48I thought we weren't talking
15:49You and Nellie are like fucking kids playing tennis
15:52At least me and Nellie are honest with each other
15:54Well you guys are crudely honest
15:55That's not better than protecting the person you love
15:57God, that's what I'm saying
15:59That's what mom and dad did to us
16:02Don't do that to her
16:03Be fucking honest
16:04Rachel and I have a great relationship
16:06I don't need to defend my relationship to you
16:09Then why are you defending it?
16:14Ted
16:24Holy shit Fox, there's Fox
16:25What? Yell for that
16:26What do I yell again?
16:28Who do you who?
16:29Who do you who?
16:30Who do you who?
16:32Who do you who you idiot?
16:39Thank you, that's your set
16:46You do the honor
16:52Safety's on, keep it on until you get down the hill
16:58Alright, alright
17:23What?
17:31Where's me?
17:37Here's your bath certificate
17:40Oh, thank you
17:46Okay
17:47So, it looks like the curse
17:50First spread to my bloodline with Marian and Thomas Harkin
17:53And it looks like they had three kids
17:55Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock
17:57And one of them got married
17:59That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27th, 1870
18:04Declared dead April 27th, 1870
18:07Time marriage
18:08And, uh
18:10Virginia
18:11Married November 1st, 1947
18:14And
18:15Also dead November 1st, 1947
18:18And rich
18:19But didn't you say the curse spreads if you didn't get married?
18:21Only if you accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one
18:24To spread to
18:26I guess these people
18:28All of them must have known about the curse
18:30And just decided to
18:32Avoid marriage
18:34Like my
18:35My grandmother
18:37Audrey
18:37She
18:39She had my mom at a wedlock
18:41So she obviously knew not to get engaged
18:43But her sister
18:45Lori
18:45Wed
18:47February 10th
18:49And died
18:49February 10th
18:51And it's
18:55The same
18:57And it's
19:00Kathy
19:01And Roger
19:02And
19:03Virginia
19:04And fucking
19:06Carrie
19:06Dead
19:07Dead
19:07Dead
19:08Dead
19:08Dead
19:09On their wedding day
19:27And it goes all the way down
19:31To
19:31To
19:33To
19:34To
19:36This
19:36This isn't right
19:37Huh
19:39They don't have the same witness signature
19:42It's not possible
19:43Yeah
19:43None of this is possible
19:45In you
19:45No
19:45No
19:47He'd have to be at least
19:49What like
19:51200 years old
19:52Yeah
19:53Yes
19:54He is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline
19:56Because he didn't marry his fiancee
19:58And now he has to witness
19:59All of the cursed weddings
20:00As like a punishment
20:02For how to handle them
20:04He told me
20:10The 200 year old man told you that
20:12Yes
20:14Yes
20:15Yes
20:25Do you believe me now?
20:33Do you believe me now?
20:51Oh
20:52Fuck
20:54Dad
20:55I think we should call them
20:57Or we're never gonna find this thing
20:59It's only got three legs
21:01It's gonna get dark soon
21:02If you keep your voices down
21:03You're gonna scare me
21:04It's gonna scare me
21:05It'll chewed off its own foot
21:06It's fucking petrified
21:07It's gonna run till its heart's about to begin
21:13Hey
21:14What's the plan?
21:15Spend all night working for it
21:17Only to help nature along?
21:19What?
21:20Letting slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:28What if he just ran?
21:31Fuck all of this
21:32Sorry Nicky
21:33Go home
21:34Never look back
21:36Yeah if I did that the curse would just spread to his bloodline
21:39What does that mean exactly?
21:41Like Nicky would have the curse?
21:42I think it means
21:44He would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring for the rest of our lives
21:49so
21:51But
21:53No
21:54Not an option
21:58He doesn't deserve this
21:59You don't either
22:00But I've already got it so
22:03I think the only way out is
22:06Down the aisle
22:07I'd live or die
22:08And
22:09That's it
22:14That's it
22:16I used to wait that all the time and not get paranoid
22:21I do
22:22Get paranoid
22:42And just to be sure
22:43I don't
22:44You really believe that you're mortal man
22:47Yeah everything you said was true
22:52Shit
22:55Shit
23:00Shit
23:03Shit
23:08Shit
23:15Shit
23:16Shit
23:16Shit
23:16Shit
23:16Shit
23:17We split up
23:18Great
23:18I'll go see if we want her back to the house
23:22Good luck with the hunt
23:24Nicky?
23:27No?
23:28Okay
23:29Make sure to come murdering after so you can tell me about how you filmed the fox
23:33The fox
23:34He sent his paw back on and then the fox looked at you and he said
23:37Thank you so much Nicky for saving my life
23:41You're my hero
23:44Dad
23:46Love this bonding test with you
23:48We didn't get to bond or so
23:50So
23:52I'll give you guys a scoop
23:53Nelly and I are getting divorced
23:55What?
23:56Yeah
23:57What?
23:57Sure was it?
23:59You signed papers?
24:00Not yet
24:04So
24:04Hey God you had better not tell your mother this
24:06Of course not God forbid anyone is honest around here
24:10Enjoy your night
24:12Praying for your
24:13Triumphant victory
25:07Wait wait wait wait
25:10Arlene Arginia
25:12Or
25:131900
25:14Married
25:161922
25:18You don't have a death for her
25:21As soon as we don't know we're all dead
25:25Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
25:41Sort of looks like a dove on the ceiling
25:46If you scream
25:51Look
25:59She died in 1979
26:01So she was married for 57 years
26:04What?
26:06What the fuck?
26:07Wait wait wait
26:08Uh
26:11How did she do it?
26:13I don't know
26:13I don't know
26:13But there's hope isn't there?
26:18We gotta talk to her
26:21Yes but she's dead
26:23We gotta talk to her
26:26She's dead
26:29We
26:30Have
26:30To talk to her
26:34Who
26:35They
26:35I
26:40know
26:41Who
26:51That?
26:55If I
26:56Can
26:56Go
26:57And
26:57What?
26:57The wedding noses, crying with the doorbell rings
27:01Everyone knows a lot of feelings
27:07Come stop the wedding face
27:20You get changed, I'll get Portia on board
27:24and I'll meet you in the sunken room
27:26Play nice
27:27Or she won't help us
27:28Play nice
27:30Or she won't help us
27:55Play nice
28:03Fuck
28:04Jesus
28:06Portia
28:07Wait, asshole
28:08I'm sorry, Portia
28:09What are you doing all day?
28:10Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:12Oh, these look really good
28:15I hope you text the blind child if you did that
28:18I'm sorry
28:18I'm not a person, Rachel
28:20You can be honest with me
28:21There's a lot of bad energy coming from you
28:24And I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother, my mom, and the rest of our
28:28family
28:29Do you?
28:31Hmm
28:32Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true
28:35And I don't even care that you're carrying a blood evil curse
28:38Because regardless
28:40My brother loves you
28:42And I will not let you bail on this wedding
28:43I was practically blacked at the altar
28:45So then I married some random guy in Las Vegas
28:47Don't tell my parents
28:51And I will not let that happen to me too
28:53Are you going to break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams?
28:56Be honest
28:59Good
29:00Now, we'll let Kelly to play one fun, normal, sexy, bachelorette party game that I planned
29:05Before everything is ruined again because it's your insistence on being a gothic nightmare
29:13It will kill you
29:17Rachel
29:18Rachel
29:19I don't say this lightly
29:21You're really, really, really lucky to have me
29:24Because I know how to summon the dead
29:37We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits
29:45Evil is not welcome here
29:52We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom
29:56To contact
29:58Who?
30:00You're grinning
30:01Right
30:01For marital advice from the great evil
30:06Light this candle with your left hand, hand connecting it to light
30:14Yes
30:14And then at the same time
30:17Okay
30:17And then at the same time with your right hand, touch a belonging of the deceased
30:23Right hand towards darkness
30:24Yes
30:25This establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions
30:37Arlene Harkin
30:56Arlene Harkin
31:12If you're there
31:15Please tell me
31:17Please tell me
31:23If you're there
31:26If you're there
31:28Please tell me
31:29How you survived
31:37Maybe you just start with something less intense
31:48But you're there
31:51You're there
31:52You're there
31:53I'm sorry
32:00You're there
32:06You're there
32:07Oh my God
32:11How did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:44Oh my god!
32:48Oh my god!
32:49Oh my god!
32:52Is it bad? Is it bad?
32:54No, not at all!
32:56No, it's totally fine.
32:58I don't feel wounded.
32:59No, you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:01Girl, Nellie! Is there a score?
33:03I can have a face score.
33:05Maybe.
33:06Fuck!
33:07No.
33:39Oh, fuck!
33:45I'm sorry, Dad.
33:53Dad?
34:06Dad?
34:07Dad?
34:09I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:13No, no.
34:14Last night was completely my fault.
34:18Listen, sometimes it's okay to keep secrets to protect the ones we love.
34:30But your brother does have a point.
34:35Oh.
34:37Yeah, you, uh, you heard us talking about that.
34:43It's true.
34:46Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
34:53But I see now what it did to you.
34:59It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:14So, your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:22I know that.
35:25But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nick.
35:33I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
35:51We're late.
35:53Come back.
35:55Arlene.
35:56What does living dead mean?
36:02What does that mean?
36:07Please.
36:10Stay.
36:27Jesus Christ.
36:29We're trying that again.
36:30Is she okay?
36:32Yeah.
36:32Yeah, she's fine.
36:34She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a Klonopin and put her to bed.
36:40You bought one of these in there?
36:42Must have been for sure we left one of those there.
36:45I fucking hate it.
36:46It's a great beat.
36:49I'm gonna...
36:50Just one more time.
37:07Is this?
37:07Are you here?
37:09Are you here?
37:33I don't know what to do anymore.
37:36I don't know what to do anymore.
37:40Something, something happened back there, and you have to help me.
37:54I don't know, are Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of
38:06the time, or are we not soulmates because you fucking lied about the plane.
38:17You lied about the fucking plane.
38:21And my dad, he invited my dad.
38:32Fuck, it's like, does he even know me?
38:38You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
38:42Yeah.
38:44So what would make you believe it?
38:47I don't know.
38:48I don't know.
38:49That's the problem.
38:50Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not,
38:58and then take whatever comes.
39:00Whatever comes is death.
39:06But you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three years
39:11and agree to marry him and agree to marry him and not the virgin who heard about a soulmate curse
39:15person.
39:15That's good.
39:17You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:21Yeah?
39:24Yeah.
39:25So?
39:25Yes.
39:26This curse thing has completely been your reality.
39:33It's totally fucked up.
39:39It's made you doubt everything.
39:41The only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know.
39:47So just fuck this curse and go back to reality and reality.
39:54It's your wedding day tomorrow.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57It's your bachelorette party tonight.
39:59Mm-hmm.
40:00Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:02Cheers.
40:07That's all I get.
40:09Cheers.
40:11Have a look in the eyes.
40:13I did.
40:14You were looking away.
40:17It's your last night of freedom.
40:22Do whatever you want in it.
40:29You know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:31We can't, like...
40:33I don't know.
40:36Go skydiving.
40:38Yeah.
40:39You know better than that.
40:40I'd never go skydiving.
40:41Where's the curse?
40:42You do not want to.
40:45I don't want to.
40:46I don't want to.
40:46I don't want to.
40:48Feels and I are getting a divorce.
40:51What?
40:54Yeah.
41:00They're planning on it.
41:01He hasn't signed the papers for anything yet.
41:09Don't tell anyone.
41:32Don't tell anyone.
42:14Don't tell anyone.
42:31I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:38Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
42:42Or for his part or something?
42:47No.
42:51No, honey.
42:54It wasn't...
42:57It wasn't like that.
42:58Who was it?
43:04It wasn't, uh...
43:07Some cheap thing.
43:09I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:12I loved them both.
43:14I chose your dad.
43:16I don't regret...
43:18And then I just fall back on your word.
43:22I loved Bo, too.
43:23I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:26What is you telling me?
43:27Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:34I don't believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
43:41But isn't that wonderful?
43:42Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
43:45No, it's not true.
43:46It is true.
43:47This doesn't change anything.
43:49It changes everything that I fucking...
43:54What else?
43:55What else are you...
43:56Are you hiding from me?
43:57I'm not...
43:58I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:00I...
44:01I don't care what you...
44:02I don't care about being protected.
44:03You...
44:04You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:10Mom.
44:14Mom.
44:17Mom.
44:18Mom.
44:18Mom.
44:19Mom.
44:19Mom.
44:19Mom.
44:20Mom.
44:23Mom.
44:25Mom.
44:26Mom.
44:27Mom.
44:40Get out.
44:45Let go!
44:47Let go!
44:50Get out of the house!
44:56Something living in me.
44:58Something dead.
45:01Something stolen.
45:06Something red.
45:12Keep my clothes back and I'm breathing.
45:15I don't know that you'd say what the heart can do.
45:19But she got a man, got a baby call.
45:22What the fuck did you do, man?
45:23I'm talking about love for you now for life.
45:31I told her that I wasn't right with Jesus.
45:35And in that place, it's like the universe.
45:38But she looked at my heart.
45:40She made a mega star.
45:42She said, now what you do is...
45:44Oh, oh, she loved the night.
45:49But she met me down and came down and gave me a dream.
45:53She said, I'm going to sit up right here in the sea.
45:56It's when I take the time and do not give you a dream.
46:00I hope I don't like my mind.
46:02I'm going to play with your heart.
46:04I didn't know I didn't need to stay on my mind.
46:08I started kissing everyone inside.
46:12When they keep the time and got my body nearly gone and found it with my love, I had a
46:17love.
46:18Love pushing up my mind.
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