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Coronation Street 21st April 2026
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00:00PIANO PLAYS
00:34Hey, I'm dealing with that invoice.
00:36Looks like it.
00:39Why didn't you come to bed last night?
00:41Oh, I didn't get back till late.
00:44Where were you?
00:47At the hotel.
00:50Saying goodbye.
00:52To who?
00:54To what?
00:56Everything.
00:59I don't understand.
01:02Carl has given me an ultimatum.
01:05Either I sign half the hotel over to him
01:09or he sends you to prison.
01:11No, Debbie.
01:12What?
01:13You're the one who put him in hospital.
01:15So what am I supposed to do?
01:16Let's let him walk all over us, all over you?
01:20I asked you.
01:21I begged you not to let him get in your head.
01:25Me?
01:25All I do, all I've ever tried to do is to protect you.
01:28Yeah, exactly.
01:28Exactly.
01:29So if you go to prison, what then?
01:31Hey?
01:34Who do you think I want by my side, holding my hand,
01:39when this beast of an illness finally comes for me?
01:44Hey?
01:46There's only one person, Ronnie.
01:48One.
01:49And that's you.
01:53Hey, what do you think you're doing?
01:55Oh, here he is.
01:56Budget Jason Statham.
01:58You can't just do that, Carl.
02:01Right, come on, just get out from behind the bar.
02:04Who's bar?
02:06What are you talking about?
02:08Who's bar?
02:10Get out!
02:11Come on.
02:12My bar.
02:15Ha-ha!
02:16Look at the look on your little face.
02:19That's right, sunshine.
02:20Heard it here first.
02:21Debbie signing over after the hotel to me,
02:24which, by my reckoning,
02:25makes this half,
02:28with the bar in it,
02:29mine.
02:31This a joke?
02:32Yeah.
02:33No joke.
02:34And as your new boss,
02:35I order you to clean up after me.
02:39No chance.
02:41OK, then once you've done that,
02:43you can grab your coat,
02:44because you, my friend,
02:47are fired.
02:51Hiya, summer, love.
02:53How you doing?
02:55Yeah.
02:57No, I hear you, kiddo.
02:58I hear you.
03:00Hey, listen.
03:02I'm no therapist,
03:03but if I do need someone to talk to,
03:06I'm only across the way.
03:08Thanks.
03:09Cheers, love.
03:10See you later.
03:12See you later.
03:21Well, he said these things.
03:24Just awful things about Billy.
03:29Like what?
03:32That I should have seen the look on Billy's face
03:35while he begged for his own life.
03:38And that Todd is his,
03:39and if I'm not careful,
03:41he'll bury me too.
03:43Do you know,
03:43he's nothing but a nasty,
03:45wicked piece of work,
03:46that Theo.
03:49permission to give you a hug?
03:52Permission granted.
03:56You look beautiful.
04:00Yeah, you do.
04:01You look gorgeous.
04:02I'm going to miss you tonight.
04:04Give over.
04:06You'll have a whale of a time without me.
04:08Oh, well then, Al.
04:09Who put Sally Metcalf in charge of my hen do?
04:12I don't know.
04:13She sort of just took over.
04:14Doesn't sound like Sally, does it?
04:17Where are you going again?
04:19Oh, just somewhere quiet and down.
04:22Yes, but where?
04:24Well, I don't know where.
04:26It's a surprise.
04:29So how do you know it's going to be quiet then?
04:32Well, I'm just hoping that the organisers
04:34have taken my preferences into consideration.
04:36Oh, and by organisers, do you mean Kit?
04:38Oh, no.
04:39He's working.
04:41Guess then.
04:42Couldn't find a babysitter.
04:44So it's you and...
04:46It's me and some colleagues from BTP.
04:49Oh, and one from the dog unit.
04:52Hmm.
04:54What?
04:56Suspicious.
04:57No, it isn't.
04:58No, it's all right, darling.
04:59You do you.
05:00You do you.
05:02We just want some flaming justice.
05:05Have you searched Will's room?
05:07What for?
05:08Well, anything that might give an indication
05:10as to where Megan's gone.
05:11Is that a good idea?
05:13I mean, it's an invasion of his privacy.
05:14Yeah, for good reason.
05:16Yeah, last time I went through his school bag,
05:18it went down like a sack of sweets.
05:19Yeah, well, of course it did.
05:20But let's be honest here,
05:21I think there's far more important things to worry about
05:23than invading Will's privacy.
05:25Well, tell me I'm wrong.
05:27No, you're not wrong.
05:29You might see that little, uh,
05:31that little poodle you like.
05:32What's her name again?
05:34Pamela.
05:36Pamela!
05:37Pamela's out.
05:39Come on, then.
05:40Shall we go?
05:41Yes, come on, then.
05:43Typical man.
05:44Pamela.
05:45She's way out your leave, mate.
05:46Right, right.
05:49Come on.
05:54What are you doing here?
06:02I still shouldn't have done what I did.
06:04You know, fist first.
06:05I thought I learned to be smarter than all that.
06:08Hey, you are.
06:14I have a better idea.
06:16What?
06:18Handing myself in to the police.
06:20No.
06:20Oh, no.
06:21No way.
06:22No.
06:22Oh, then he's got nothing over you.
06:24Apart from the satisfaction you'll have
06:26for taking you away from me.
06:28Oh, then won't put me away forever.
06:31One day without you feels like forever.
06:36You're going to make me blush.
06:41This is the way that we end the sick power
06:44that he's trying to wield over you.
06:47I promise it's worth it.
06:51And, you know, you won't be on your own.
06:53You've got Kevin.
06:54Yeah.
06:54And Abby.
06:56No.
06:57I'm not on it, no, but...
06:58Look.
07:00Have you a better idea?
07:05Before you do anything, let me talk to him.
07:10Yeah?
07:12Just...
07:14Let me try with Carl one more time.
07:18Please?
07:19Yes.
07:22There's ten minutes of my life.
07:23I'll never get back.
07:24Well, it was worth a try.
07:26What was?
07:29Erm...
07:29Toya's chickpea, tofu, lentil...
07:33Curry.
07:33Curry.
07:34What?
07:34What?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah, thank you so much for letting us try it,
07:37but I don't think it's for us, darling.
07:39Oh, no problem.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Where is it?
07:42Where's what?
07:43The curry.
07:44Well, we had it all, obviously.
07:47Well, even though you didn't like it?
07:49Well, it wasn't a case of us not liking it.
07:51It just wasn't right for the Rovers.
07:53I thought Ollie did all the food, eh?
07:55Yeah.
07:55Well, he does.
07:56But I'm the chief taster.
07:59Tester.
08:00Do you know what?
08:00There's so many questions from you.
08:02You normally just blunt at me.
08:04I was...
08:05Will!
08:06What have I told you about leaving your stuff?
08:08Whoa, whoa.
08:09Hang on a minute.
08:11Oh, as if he's going to leave something hanging out.
08:13Oh, shut up, Toya.
08:14You had one job.
08:16Stole Will and you failed that.
08:18Shut the door.
08:19It's not his pockets I'm interested in.
08:22It's the lining I used...
08:24Aha.
08:25I used to hide loads of stuff in mine.
08:27Fags, WKDs, your rubber...
08:30Buh-bah.
08:32I have never seen Will with that before.
08:35Well, are you going to look at it, or am I?
08:37This doesn't feel very ethical.
08:39What's worse than a mansplainer?
08:41A Toya-splainer.
08:43There's no messages.
08:45Well, he'll probably have deleted them all, won't he?
08:48There's only one contact.
08:50Megan.
08:51Right, we'll text her and arrange to meet.
08:53Then what?
08:55And then we show up instead.
08:57Exactly.
09:13Ladies and gentlemen, the bride-to-be!
09:18Oh, here she is, Queen of the Underworld, Carla Connor.
09:23Hi.
09:23Well, soon to be.
09:25Well, actually, you'll still be plain old Carla Connor.
09:28Oh, well, no, I won't, actually.
09:30I'll be Carla Connor Swain.
09:31No, you can't, then.
09:33Well, why not?
09:34Because that's double-barrelled.
09:35Even I'm not double-barrelled.
09:36Are you not?
09:37What, you?
09:38The poshest person who have ever worked in a backstreet liquor factory, no?
09:41Your hands, you're on one kick.
09:43Oh.
09:43Apologies, Carla.
09:44I've declined the tale,
09:46but Sally and I came to a compromise about the time.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Flash it, Roy, flash it.
09:51I think you pardoned, Sally.
09:53Hey.
09:54Oh, my Lord.
09:54Do you love it?
09:55Yeah, I love it.
09:56Do you have it?
09:57Well done.
09:58Oh.
09:59I just had concern it might induce a migraine.
10:01Great.
10:02Well, I've got an itinerary all set up for tonight.
10:06Oh, here we are.
10:07Carla, get the show on, isn't it?
10:08Oh, thank you.
10:09I'll need that.
10:09I did try and get her to put the itinerary away, but...
10:12What was that, Maria?
10:14Well, nothing says fun like organised fun.
10:17Well, it's not my fault you don't speak from a place of authenticity.
10:21When it comes to matters related to the LGBTQIA plus community.
10:25If you didn't know, her daughter's a lesbian.
10:27Yeah, all right.
10:28Moving on.
10:29Anyway, the difficulty with this hen do was the fact that this is your fourth,
10:36although sixth marriage, to be clear.
10:39The corker from Garen.
10:40I mean, Sally.
10:42And therefore, I've had to be, well, very creative, you know,
10:45with the entertainment.
10:47So, put a classic spin on things.
10:50So, first things first, we've got Guess the Dress.
10:54Uh-huh.
10:54Pin the ring on the bride.
10:56And then, finally, Mrs and Misses.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Oh, hey.
11:00That's quite the spin, isn't it, eh?
11:02Er, she can't do Mrs and Misses.
11:04Why not?
11:05Lisa's not here.
11:07Oh, right.
11:09Well, maybe next time, Marie.
11:11You could pull your finger out and come up with something.
11:14Oh, I'm so going to enjoy tonight.
11:17Right.
11:17Has anyone seen Roy?
11:19Oh, he's in the gents.
11:21Well, who gave him permission to do that?
11:23He's meant to be doing the toast.
11:24I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
11:25Where's your drink, Roy?
11:27Roy, get yourself one of these dirty shirlies.
11:30I prefer a ginger ale if you've got one.
11:33Toast, Roy, toast.
11:35We've got a strict timeline to adhere to.
11:37Oh, yes, yes, to Carla.
11:39Pens.
11:40Pens.
11:41You wait, aren't you?
11:42Forgotten the pens.
11:45Oh, no.
11:46Oh, no.
11:49I'd like to take this opportunity to wish Carla every happiness.
11:55To Carla.
12:01Your parents are going to be wondering where you are, you know.
12:03Are you being serious?
12:04We love you.
12:05So much to the Missed by cello recital.
12:08I don't know, it probably just slipped their minds.
12:10Cello?
12:11Isn't that that massive violin?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Right, Liv, I really do think you should be making tracks.
12:17Mum and Dad won't even notice I'm not there.
12:19Well, just...
12:20So, er, how long was our Jodie your nanny for, then?
12:23Years.
12:24She was the best.
12:25Oh, that's nice.
12:26Hey, do you want to stay for your tea?
12:27Yeah.
12:27No, no, no, no.
12:28Oh.
12:29I just don't want your parents breathing down my neck.
12:31I miss the gym, but they honestly won't care.
12:34You won't like our food, you know, Liv.
12:35Surely she can slum it with us for a night,
12:37having turkey, dinosaurs, chips and peas.
12:39Sounds great.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:41I really missed you.
12:43Oh.
12:43You too.
12:44Hey, when you're at this protection thing,
12:46maybe we can go shopping.
12:48Do you remember when we used to get our hair and makeup done?
12:50Huh.
12:51What protection thing?
12:53Oh, it's, um, just this safeguarding thing a parent's put in place.
12:57Anyway, what can I help you with?
12:59Oh.
13:01Oh, you know what?
13:02You go to all this trouble trying to organise something inclusive,
13:07intersectional and non-unconsciously bias.
13:10And then you forget something as basic as the pins.
13:13Well, happens to the best of us.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Thanks, Summer.
13:17You're a lifesaver.
13:19Oh.
13:21Hiya.
13:23Hi.
13:24Aren't you meant to be at your hand-do?
13:27Yes.
13:29What happened?
13:31Well, er, nothing.
13:33Because the thing is, no-one actually organised anything for me.
13:37No.
13:38Yes.
13:39Oh, don't take this the wrong way,
13:41but that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
13:44And what is the right way to take it, Sal?
13:46Well, Carla said you were having one.
13:48Yeah, well, I lied.
13:50Oh, and you're a proponent of the law.
13:53I know.
13:54But please, whatever you do, don't tell Carla.
13:57Well, I won't, but you will,
13:58cos you're coming back to the rovers with me.
14:00Oh, no, no, no, it's Carla's night.
14:02And, you know, I don't want to be one of those pitiful tag-along fiancées, thank you.
14:06Don't be daft, come on.
14:07Put that meal for one back, you're coming with me.
14:10Er, Sally, what?
14:12After you.
14:18What's all this about, then?
14:19Got the paperwork drawn up and ready for me to sign, have you?
14:24How can you do this to me?
14:26Oh, Deb, we've been through all this.
14:29You take away the one thing that gives me purpose.
14:32Makes me feel alive.
14:33And I hate to be a scumbag about it, but, well,
14:37I am, so...
14:38Damn right you are.
14:40Well, hey, there we go.
14:43Finally we agree on something.
14:47Anyway, this is getting boring,
14:49so why can't you go and get a pen, quick as you can,
14:52and I'll be on my way.
14:54There is no pen.
14:56There is no paperwork.
14:59Why not?
15:00Because I'm not signing half my hotel over to you.
15:05Well, Ronnie is going to enjoy a nice few days at his majesty's pleasure, isn't he?
15:12I'll give you some money instead.
15:13No, I don't want money.
15:15I want the hotel.
15:16I don't want money.
15:17I want the hotel.
15:17Have you worried yourself?
15:18Eh?
15:19You sound like a spoiled child.
15:21And how would you know what a spoiled child sounds like anyway?
15:24You dumped yours, first chance you got, remember?
15:30Oh, have I upset you now?
15:32Hmm?
15:33Have I disappointed you?
15:35Oh, you haven't disappointed me.
15:37I've disappointed myself, because I thought...
15:40I thought all your behaviours
15:43were the actions of a hurt little boy.
15:47But they're not, are they?
15:50They're just the actions of a cruel, bad man.
15:55And I have tried, oh yes, I have tried so hard to love you.
15:59But the truth is, you...
16:01You're just not lovable.
16:22Come on, come on, just do our little special dance.
16:29I've got to get back in here.
16:30Why?
16:31I've got to do our special dance.
16:32Hey, babe!
16:34If you don't, I'll dance with you, cos.
16:35Hey, hang on, I'll hang on.
16:37Who's your lose?
16:38Listen, look after her.
16:40Look after her.
16:41Hey, come on, you know.
16:43Sorry, less dancing, more serving.
16:46What do you want?
16:48Cheetah.
16:49Excuse me?
16:51Oh, well, I'm just sticking on theme.
16:54Oh, can we all have a go?
16:56Melisipent.
16:57Bellatrix.
16:58Ooh, Morgan Le Fay.
17:00Ooh, I can't think of one.
17:02I tell you what, though, Mrs C,
17:04you do have the most amazing
17:06not-today-satum face.
17:08Well, what a way to make a girl
17:10feel special on her end, do we?
17:13Oh, hello!
17:14Hi, Mum.
17:16Hi.
17:19What are you doing here?
17:20Is everything all right?
17:21I caught this one on a lonesome,
17:23about to buy a microwave meal for one.
17:25Why?
17:27Right, well, the truth is,
17:28nobody at work had actually organised anything for me, so...
17:30No!
17:31No, no, it's fine.
17:32It's fine.
17:32No, it's not really my thing, is it?
17:34Oh, baby.
17:35And I don't want to get across yours,
17:37so I'm going.
17:38Oh, no, you don't.
17:39You are still getting involved.
17:42Oh, baby.
17:44Honestly, I am going to have a word
17:46with your colleagues when I see them.
17:48Right, now that's all been sorted by me,
17:51Sean, turn the music down,
17:53and Roy, up your jumper.
17:54We're going to play Mrs and Mrs.
17:56Take wireless down.
17:57Oh, we're going to have so much fun!
17:58So much fun.
17:59Oh, come on.
18:05Will?
18:06What?
18:06You OK?
18:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:08Everything's fine.
18:28Some shoddy-looking scuff here, Gary, lad.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Should have stuck with my stuff.
18:35What are you laughing at?
18:37Because you're flaming deluded,
18:38that's what I'm laughing at.
18:39Oh, really, yeah?
18:40Yeah.
18:41Yeah, deluded.
18:42Roy!
18:44I want a word with you.
18:46You are lucky that someone
18:48never called the police
18:48after what you said to her.
18:50What are you on about?
18:52You know full well.
18:53What's he said?
18:54Doesn't bear repeating.
18:55That's because it's rubbish.
18:57That's why.
18:59This whole place wreaks in it.
19:01In that case,
19:02why don't you do us all a favour
19:03and crawl back under that revolting stone
19:05that you slithered out of?
19:07Is that what you want, is it?
19:08It's what every single person
19:09on the street wants, mate.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Especially Todd.
19:15Well, I've got news for you, fellas.
19:17If that's what you want,
19:18that's exactly what I'm not going to do.
19:22What, are you just going to forget
19:23the fact that you're not allowed near her?
19:24Yeah, looks like it.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Listen, you.
19:28Go anywhere near
19:28Summer Road Todd again
19:30and I will not be responsible
19:32for my actions.
19:39I will not be responsible
19:40for my actions.
19:46I should have said what I said.
19:51He was in the heat
19:52at the moment.
19:53Oh, it's just...
19:57His heart was breaking
19:59right in front of me.
20:07What?
20:10Do you think that's what he needed?
20:14Maybe, but that truthfully,
20:17I don't know
20:19if even heartbreak
20:20changes people like him.
20:29Oh, Lord.
20:30Oh, Lord.
20:37I don't know.
20:40Oh, Lord.
20:42Oh, Lord.
20:51Oh, Lord.
20:54Oh, Lord.
20:57Oh, Lord.
21:30I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit, so
21:30I'm going to put it in a little bit.
21:51lovely new man at work yes could you spill the tea on how you met he is a cameraman
22:00not marrying any of these cameramen no he's lovely you're lovely
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