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03:16here he comes finally let's go we're gonna be late like relax we're not gonna be late yeah
03:24we haven't been late once in the last five weeks i know but if we are just come on
03:35come on i'm almost there almost there um move it you bug blaster dustin come in over
03:44come on dustin we know you're there no no no no no no no no no not now not now
03:55oh god you know you have terrible timing we're heading directly to wills meet us on cornwallis
04:02over wait for me i'm at the mark dustin fine meet you there over and out
04:10thanks dan gotta run wait wait wait you're a dollar short again sorry i'll get you next time
04:18you know i'm good for it that's what you said about the cheese balls and the pudding pops
04:23and whatever other abominations you children put in your gullets
04:40hey slow down bud sorry here's that mix you asked for finished last night
04:45maybe now you'll listen to more than just the clash thanks i gotta go the guys are waiting
04:52mom said call if you're gonna be late
04:58geez kid are you okay yes yes yes i let it get late you know you don't actually go to
05:04school right
05:08so i know you know but i i need you to remember the ground rules okay no attracting attention be
05:17careful who you talk to and we keep the cabin secret the last thing we need are strangers sticking their
05:25noses around here i know the rules yeah i know but we can't have anyone finding out about your powers
05:32you see that's what i'm talking about i did it inside no one can see look kid i'm just worried
05:41is
05:41that's all we're a family now i know bottom line is i'd like keep that way me too
05:57mike
06:01hey hey hey hey coat i need a coat anything happens to her anything these woods hide a lot of
06:14mistakes
06:16i got you something why his cops like donuts joke's on you pal everyone likes donuts
06:24ready be careful out there
06:33ah shirt
06:41couldn't have waited five seconds
06:49crud
06:53whoa
06:54slow down there henderson where are you going in such a hurry school i'm gonna be late
07:01hey we just want to see what you have for us in that book bag of yours
07:04books brainiac you want to guess what's in my pencil case hey get back here
07:13we're gonna get you henderson
07:33come here
07:34uh
07:37uh
07:38uh
07:38uh
07:38uh
07:38uh
07:38uh
07:50uh
07:51uh
07:51uh
08:09I got snow in my ground.
08:19So long, suckers.
08:29Charlie, where'd you go, man?
08:31I lost the nerd.
08:33Charlie?
08:35Charlie?
08:42What the?
08:53No, no, no, no!
09:00No!
09:02No!
09:04No!
09:06No!
09:06No!
09:06No!
09:12Let's go!
09:22You guys, spring break is gonna be awesome this year.
09:26We'll finally get to show Elle some of our other hangout spots.
09:29Like the arcade.
09:30Yeah, and the pizza place.
09:31They've got deep dish now.
09:33Deep dish?
09:34Will I like deep dish?
09:36Elle, you're gonna love it.
09:38It's like pizza on pizza.
09:40And the grease gets all over your fingers and then you get to lick it off and it's so good.
09:45Elle, you're gonna love it.
09:47I think it's cute.
09:49Cute?
09:50I've been having to wake up 30 minutes ahead of my alarm just to do this.
09:54All he talks about is Elle this, Elle that.
09:57Ugh.
09:58Okay, we get it.
09:59You should be taking notes, Romeo.
10:02What?
10:03What did I say?
10:05If we play our cards right, maybe Hopper will let you come with us to the Starcourt Mall
10:09when it opens Memorial Day weekend.
10:10That would be the ultimate hangout spot.
10:13I heard it's gonna have a gaming store.
10:15Ugh, big whoop.
10:16What this town really needs is a Sam Goody.
10:20You can keep your music.
10:21I'll take a hot dog on a stick, ground round.
10:24You forgot Orange Julius, you jerks.
10:28What the hell happened to you?
10:29Dirtbag Charlie and Noogie Jeff happened.
10:32That's what.
10:32Thanks for waiting for me, guys.
10:34Well, your mouth still works.
10:35Any internal bleeding?
10:36Nope.
10:37But I skate Murkwood by the skin of my teeth.
10:40Ugh.
10:41Ugh.
10:41Looks like you brought some yellow snow with you, too.
10:44Har, har.
10:45Real funny.
10:47No, you're mad.
10:50Get out of the room!
10:53Stupid kids.
10:56What?
11:05Later, El.
11:06See ya.
11:06Bye, El.
11:07Bye.
11:09I wish I could go with you.
11:11One day you will.
11:12You'll pick me up after school?
11:133-1-5?
11:153-15.
11:16Yes.
11:17Right.
11:17See ya.
11:20Whoa.
11:21Whoa.
11:23Whoa.
11:24We got the beat.
11:26We got the beat.
11:27We got the beat.
11:27We got the beat.
11:28We got the beat.
11:30I can't wait to start D&D next week.
11:32Me too.
11:33And I figured out what module I want to use.
11:35Actually, I had an idea.
11:37What?
11:38Ugh.
11:40Ugh.
11:41Ugh.
11:43Ugh.
11:43I'm so sorry.
11:44It was an accident.
11:45You little jerk!
11:47Oh!
11:48You gonna let him get away with that?
11:52Ugh.
11:53Ugh.
11:54What's it gonna be, zombie boy?
11:56Fat lip or black eye?
11:59Hey, get off him!
12:00He said he was sorry.
12:01Back off!
12:02I'm busy here.
12:04Ugh.
12:05Hi.
12:06You're in front of my locker.
12:08Oops.
12:10Now you're in front of my locker.
12:13Hey, what's your problem?
12:14You some kind of freak?
12:16Freak?
12:16Wow.
12:17That is so sweet of you to notice.
12:19You may also have noticed that you've worn out your welcome.
12:22Sport.
12:26Whatever.
12:26Don't let the locker hit you on your way out.
12:28I...
12:29I'll catch you geeks later.
12:30Come on.
12:31Why didn't you do anything about it?
12:32It's just a shirt.
12:34Will, you okay?
12:35Yeah.
12:35I'm fine.
12:38Huh.
12:39Mitzvets.
12:39Nice.
12:41Um...
12:41Thanks.
12:42Yeah, thanks for the help.
12:44There's a lot of meatheads in this school.
12:46Don't sweat it.
12:47Same jerk, different Letterman jacket.
12:49Dang it.
12:50My theory is they clone them in every school.
12:52I'm Mike.
12:53This is Will.
12:54Sup.
12:55And...
12:55Wait.
12:56What do you call you?
12:57Zombie boy.
12:58Wow.
12:59That is a new one.
13:01I'd stick with that if I were you.
13:02Later.
13:08You guys okay?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Thanks to that new kid.
13:11Heh.
13:11Who's her hairdresser?
13:13Mr. T?
13:13She's punk.
13:14I like it.
13:16Maybe you should try it, Lucas.
13:18Oh, shut up.
13:23Okay, people.
13:25Settle.
13:25Welcome back.
13:26New semester.
13:27New news to share with you all.
13:29I will be going on a sabbatical for the semester.
13:32He's gonna become a priest.
13:34What?
13:35No.
13:36It means he's going on, like, a work vacation.
13:39Oh.
13:39Why didn't he just say so?
13:44Ah.
13:45But I'm happy to report Hawkins Middle's newest teacher, Mrs. Baxter, will be your scientific
13:50sage while I'm away.
13:52Aw, man.
13:53What's gonna happen to AV Club?
13:55AV Club doesn't take a vacation, Mr. Clark.
13:58Sorry, boys.
13:59AV Club must endure without me for a few months.
14:02I've already briefed Mrs. Baxter, and I have complete confidence in her ability to mold your
14:08malleable minds.
14:09I leave them in your hands.
14:11Thank you, Mr. Clark.
14:15Alrighty, then.
14:16Now, are you guys ready to learn about evolution?
14:22Evolution.
14:23Evolution is the process by which an organism adapts into an enhanced version of itself.
14:29Now, this process occurs over a vast stretch of time, but sometimes it can leap forward.
14:37Well, how about you talk amongst yourselves while I find the roster?
14:42You could say I'm a little out of my element.
14:45Aw.
14:46No?
14:47Uh, okay.
14:51Okay, the big snowstorm is coming next week.
14:53We'll be on lockdown for a couple of days.
14:56That's when we'll start the campaign.
14:57But first, we're gonna need extra cash since Eleven and Max are gonna play.
15:01Eh?
15:04Slow your roll, Lucas.
15:05I'm only gracing you with my presence just this once.
15:08Mike's right.
15:09We need money for more maps, extra dice, and a new grab pad, and...
15:13Not to mention snacks and drinks, guys.
15:15Come on.
15:16All right.
15:17So what are we looking at here?
15:22This is just sad.
15:24We're still gonna be short.
15:26Where are we supposed to get more cash?
15:28I still have some of my arcade stash at home.
15:31I got ten bucks from Mana for Christmas.
15:33My piggy bank is low, but I haven't checked my couch cushions yet.
15:38Hey, guys.
15:39I got an idea.
15:41But we're gonna need Al.
15:42I got an idea.
15:43I'm gonna need it.
15:44I'm gonna need it.
15:45I'm gonna need it.
15:46Hmm.
15:56I got an idea.
15:57I got an idea when I was the next door.
15:58I was getting an idea of this.
15:59There's an idea..
16:06You're gonna need it.
16:08There's a house!
16:08I'm gonna need it.
16:10You're gonna need it.
16:10I'm gonna need it.
16:10Chin-to-to-to.
16:11It's just a bit of a place that I can't go.
16:12You sure you're okay with this all?
16:14Friends help friends.
16:19Time to work my magic.
16:24Hello, young lady. Is your mother home?
16:27Well, aren't you just adorable?
16:30I see that your driveway needs some snow removal.
16:33Oh, well, I could use someone to clear it while I watch my stories.
16:37For the low price of only $5, this adorable face will plow your entire driveway.
16:45And throw in the porch for free.
16:47Well, I usually wait for Mr. Plow, but I just can't resist those dimples.
16:53Wonderful. You go in and watch your stories, and my dimples and I will take care of everything.
16:59Okay? Bye-bye.
17:04All clear!
17:17Anything happens to her. Anything.
17:20These woods hide a lot of mistakes.
17:27Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I don't think we should do this.
17:30It'll be fine. We're keeping a lookout. No one will see.
17:33No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. Hopper will kill me. Literally kill me if something happens to
17:40Elle.
17:41Mike, it will be okay.
17:43You just got some freedom.
17:45If something goes wrong, no spring break hangouts, no more having fun, no more anything.
17:52Party, pooper.
17:56You're dead, Henderson.
18:00Snowball fight!
18:05Whoa!
18:06He's taking this.
18:07Coming at you!
18:09Get in a medal!
18:30Oh, man. It's old man Plow. He's gonna ruin everything.
18:35Oh, sorry.
18:39What do you think you're doing?
18:41Now, I got work I gotta do around here, so you kids better get.
18:46Man, we were here first.
18:47First? This ain't no game.
18:49But we have a right to be here, too.
18:52Rights?
18:53You snot-nosed rats ain't got no rights.
18:56Now, you listen, and you listen good.
18:58This here is your last warning.
19:01Before I take this shovel, I sho-
19:05Mister!
19:07Help me!
19:14Help me!
19:17Help!
19:18Go on!
19:24Look out, Lucas!
19:38What was that?
19:40Is it gone?
19:43Not gone!
19:51I'm slipping!
19:52Hold on!
19:57Be right back!
19:58Wait, what?
19:59Where are you go-
20:00Ah!
20:03Ah!
20:22Oh, crud.
20:24It's back!
20:54Oh
21:06Dustin, are you okay?
21:08No, what the heck was that thing?
21:11It moved like some kind of shark
21:12Snow sharks don't exist
21:14Guys, you know exactly what that was
21:16No, it can't be
21:18Elle closed the gates of the Upside Down
21:20Right?
21:24We need to call Hopper
21:28We don't have time to go to Hopper
21:30We have to get that thing before it eats someone else
21:33Mike's right
21:34If we don't stop it, the government could come back
21:37Maybe blame Elle and take her away
21:39It's settled
21:40We catch it ourselves
21:42Not settled
21:43No one is asking Elle what she thinks we should do
21:46Elle?
21:52Catch it
21:53Stop it
21:55Just us
21:57No going back
22:17I hope this works, Mike
22:20Don't worry
22:21This plan's going to work
22:23Then we'll get back to doing all the fun things we talked about
22:25Okay?
22:26Promise?
22:28Promise
22:30Okay, guys
22:31Confirm location
22:32Ellen, Mike
22:33Arcade rooftop
22:34Lookout duty
22:35Over
22:38Lucas and Max
22:39Westside bushes
22:40Capture duty
22:40Over
22:43Will
22:44Eastside arcade corner
22:45Attack duty
22:46Over
22:48Dustin
22:48Parking lot
22:49Baked
22:51Pretty cheesed about it
22:53Over
22:53Dustin
22:54Will you please stay in the kill zone?
22:57You keep moving around
22:58I'm nervous, okay?
23:00And can we please come up with a better name than kill zone?
23:04Dustin
23:05Just stay where you are
23:06Lucas
23:07Stop calling it kill zone
23:09Mike
23:09I feel so stupid
23:11I look like a meat-covered wind chime
23:13How do we even know this thing likes slim jims?
23:16We can't take a chance
23:17We need to sweeten the pot to get it out in the open
23:19Besides, the slim jims were Lucas' idea
23:22Over
23:22Hey, you want to catch this thing or not?
23:25And who doesn't like slim jims?
23:27Plus, it's better than Will's idea of covering you in fish
23:30But sharks like fish
23:34I don't think we're hidden enough
23:36These bushes are kind of measly
23:39You sure that net isn't going to be too heavy for you?
23:42Dude, my arms are literally stronger than yours
23:53When I go down the street
23:55The people watch me
23:56She's a chick
23:56I'm a prisoner of a team
23:57But I think my hand's about to break
23:58Stay with me wherever I go
24:16Oh, no, the new kid
24:18Guys, Code Red, it's the creature
24:20It's not taking our bait
24:22It's out to get the new kid
24:23Go!
24:40Get out of the snow!
24:42Run, new kid!
24:44Get out of the snow!
24:51Run!
24:57Get out of the snow!
24:58Get out of the snow!
25:02Aht!
25:03What the f***?
25:04Run!
25:05Get out of the snow!
25:13What is going on?
25:15No!
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