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00:00Hey there! My name is Dwightmon!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:07I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody, but he's a master!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:30Good morning, people!
00:32Morning, Noby!
00:33You actually made it to school early today!
00:35Never thought I'd see that!
00:37Does this mean pigs will fly later?
00:41Okay, you're being weird.
00:42Yeah, what's going on?
00:43I did all the homework they gave us yesterday!
00:47You've never done that!
00:49My brain can't even process this!
00:51Does this mean the zombie apocalypse is near?
00:54Frogs are gonna start falling from the sky!
00:56He's up on the doomsday stuff, it's not that shocking!
00:59Good morning, class!
01:01Morning, Mr. S!
01:02Morning, Mr. S!
01:05Alright, time to turn in your homework assignments!
01:08Whoa!
01:08The teacher asks for something and I actually have it!
01:11It feels so weak!
01:12Huh?
01:15Uh...
01:19Oh no!
01:20It is the end of the world!
01:22I left my homework at home!
01:25Hmm...
01:25What's this?
01:27Did he really leave this thing here?
01:29He finally does his homework, then forgets to bring it to school.
01:33I guess I'll just send it to him.
01:36It's the delivery machine!
01:43Yep, a typical average day for Noby.
01:45Just be honest and tell the truth!
01:48You forgot to do it again, didn't you?
01:49No, I did!
01:50I swear!
01:51I just forgot to bring it to school!
01:54Hmm...
01:55Okay, I just gotta put the notebook right here and...
01:59Hit the transmit switch and be done!
02:04I thought for sure I'd put it in here somewhere!
02:07Huh?
02:09Huh?
02:10The world isn't ending!
02:12Look, Mr. S!
02:13It's right here!
02:14Told you I had it!
02:15Okay, okay, I believe you!
02:18How did that happen, though?
02:19It wasn't in my bag and then suddenly it was.
02:25So you're the one who made my homework suddenly appear?
02:28Mm-hmm!
02:28When you use this guy here, you can make anything appear anywhere!
02:32Wow!
02:33Can I try sending something with it?
02:35It's not a toy.
02:36You shouldn't use it just cause you can.
02:38Party, Cooper.
02:41Hey, it's starting to rain!
02:43I know!
02:44Let's send Dad an umbrella at work!
02:46That's a good way to use the gadget, right?
02:48Well, yeah.
02:50Okay, I zero in on where Dad works then.
02:53I place the umbrella here, yeah?
02:55Uh-huh.
02:56And then hit send.
02:58What's so?
03:01Oh!
03:02I'm so behind on this!
03:04Oh!
03:10What just happened?
03:11Oh!
03:12Where did my report go?
03:14I'm so fired!
03:15Umbrella successfully sent.
03:17But that rain was just a cloud burst.
03:19It stopped already.
03:20Your dad probably won't even need that umbrella.
03:22Huh?
03:23Well, that's the last time I try to help him out.
03:25How else can I use this thing?
03:27Oh!
03:27Sue's book!
03:31I need to return this to her anyway.
03:33Okay, fine.
03:38Huh?
03:38Wait a sec.
03:39What are Sneetch and Big G doing at her house?
03:41Why wasn't I invited?
03:43Behold!
03:43No tricks, no gimmicks, just amazingness.
03:46Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
03:48Hm.
03:50Two.
03:51And three.
03:53Oppressive.
03:54Yay!
03:55You're a pretty good magician, Sneetch.
03:57That was impressive.
03:58Yeah, I know.
03:59Being born with mad skills is just a cross I have to bear.
04:02That jerk.
04:03Acting all cocky after one stupid trick.
04:07I'm smart.
04:08If I use this thing, I can pull off all kinds of sweet magic tricks.
04:12Let me use it, Doraemon.
04:13I'll look super cool.
04:15Why does that never end up being true?
04:19Nice!
04:19I'm gonna blow everyone's mind with my amazing magic tricks.
04:22Nothing good will come from this.
04:24I know it.
04:26Sue!
04:27You home?
04:29Hey!
04:30What's up, Noby?
04:31I've just been working on a few magic tricks and thought I'd show them off to ya.
04:35Really?
04:35Noby can barely pull his own head out of a hat, much less anything cooler.
04:39You guys are gonna be amazed.
04:41Okay, fine.
04:42Just get up here and amaze us then.
04:44I'm gonna start with this thingy here and pull a ball out of it from nowhere.
04:48Presto me a ball, please!
04:51Are you talking to somebody?
04:52Presto is not a verb, you bone brain.
04:55Okay, okay, a ball.
05:00Three, two, one...
05:04Presto!
05:08Whoa, you actually did it, Noby!
05:10Awesome!
05:11Wow, you're good!
05:12Nicely done!
05:14I bet there's some kind of hidden trap in here somewhere.
05:18You could've had a ball in your pocket!
05:20Make something bigger appear!
05:22Fine, I'll make a face appear.
05:24You heard me, I said a big brown face!
05:31Presto!
05:32He did it away!
05:33That's so cool!
05:35I bet you can't make flowers appear!
05:38Huh, flowers?
05:40You mean like flowers with petals on them?
05:43Flowers with petals!
05:45Flowers?
05:46Come on!
05:46We don't have any flowers lying around the house!
05:50Abracadabra!
05:51Presto-ee!
05:52Presto-ee!
05:52Got to the chase already!
05:53Flowers!
05:54Flowers!
05:56Bowman!
05:58Abracajabba-wabba-ding-a-dang-dong!
06:03Presto!
06:06What?!
06:06That's amazing!
06:07That's awesome!
06:09I'm so good, I can make anything appear!
06:11I gotta give it to you, dude!
06:13Who knew you had such an amazing talent in that thick noggin of yours?
06:16Brrrr!
06:17Presto-ee!
06:18Hey, Novi, listen!
06:19There's a problem I think you might be able to help with!
06:21I bet I can!
06:22The community center is having an event today, and they're short a few acts for the kids!
06:26They asked if I knew anyone who could help them out, and I think you'd be perfect!
06:31Then it's Novi to the rescue!
06:33What?!
06:34Novi, you're officially out of control!
06:37And I'm just officially out!
06:40All of the flowers and the birds up in the sky are as happy as hippie like you and I!
06:48Okay, this means Novi's up next!
06:50It'll be the best act all day!
06:52Hmph!
06:54Our next act is a major talent!
06:57Please help me welcome the Great Nobeanie!
07:00Hello there, everyone!
07:02This thing here is a perfectly ordinary cylinder!
07:06Now you're about to see that I can pull any object you can think of from inside it!
07:10So go on, throw out some requests!
07:13It can be anything!
07:15Cabbage me!
07:17Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage!
07:18Okay, a cabbage it is!
07:21Three, two, one!
07:25Presto!
07:27Yeah, way to go, Novi!
07:29Okay, keep those requests coming, everybody!
07:32How about a cushion?
07:33My hiney hurts!
07:35Sure, one cushion for your keister!
07:38Abracadabra!
07:41Press and press, presto!
07:43Ta-da!
07:45Here's this, and this, and this!
07:51I'm so not having any fun!
07:54I know you're up to something, Novi!
07:56And I know how to reveal it!
07:58Hey, Nobeanie!
07:59Make some yummy buns appear!
08:02Yummy buns?
08:03Sure, yummy buns!
08:05Not a problem!
08:06Huh?
08:07Yummy buns?
08:08I think I ate them all!
08:09Oh, hey!
08:10I have a treat for you!
08:12It's a yummy bun!
08:13It's a yummy bun!
08:14And it's a super special extra tasty limited edition one!
08:17Yeah, I guess I kinda splurged today!
08:24This was my yummy bun!
08:28The request was for a yummy bun, so...
08:31We need it!
08:32Higher to the first time!
08:37Presto!
08:38Right on!
08:40Okay, pull out a dove, then!
08:42No, wait, it should be way rarer than that, like...
08:44Like a lizard!
08:45No, wait!
08:46Presto me a snake!
08:50It's a snake?
08:51No!
08:52He did not just say snakes of all things!
08:56No snakes anywhere!
08:58Ha!
08:59This'll have to work!
09:00Okay, snakey snake snake!
09:02Here it comes!
09:12There it is!
09:13A snake!
09:15A snake!
09:16A snake!
09:17A snake!
09:22Saved by the suck!
09:23Don't stop!
09:24Keep those requests coming!
09:26There is nothing on the Earth I can't pull out of here!
09:29Pull out the Earth, then!
09:31Huh?
09:32Yeah, I said on the Earth, not the whole planet itself!
09:35But you're the Great Nobeena!
09:37You can do anything!
09:39Presto the Earth!
09:41Presto the Earth!
09:45Presto the Earth!
09:46Presto the Earth!
09:50Presto the Earth!
09:51Drive on!
09:53He wants the whole stinking planet.
09:57You've got to be kidding me!
10:00That's not here!
10:02That's not here!
10:04That's not here!
10:06Okay, here it comes!
10:09Huh?
10:14And presto, the planet Earth!
10:17No way!
10:21Amazing!
10:30Okay, let's see you make a lion appear next!
10:33Lion?
10:35You want to see a lion?
10:37Well, who am I to say no?
10:39What?
10:40Here it comes, a big scary lion!
10:47I'm over here busting my hiney for ya!
10:49And you haven't even broken a sweat yet!
10:54Man, that's one scary lion!
10:56How do you get into a jam?
10:57You'll have to presto yourself out of it!
11:02There's still so much more!
11:04Are you done with your homework yet?
11:08No!
11:09Well, at least you're trying to get it done!
11:11Hang in there!
11:12Easy for you to say sitting there reading a comic!
11:14It's pretty good, too!
11:17Man, this stinks!
11:19I wish I had one of those special lantern-y things like they talk about in this book!
11:23What are you babbling about?
11:24You know that Aladdin guy in my book who's got a magic lantern!
11:29It's time to come out, Genie of the Lamb!
11:35I have received your summons!
11:38I will grant you one wish, Master of the Lamb!
11:41One wish?
11:42It would solve everything!
11:44I've got one!
11:45I know it's near somewhere!
11:49A Genie-less magic lamp!
11:52Huh?
11:53You lost me at the Genie-less part.
11:55Does it really work?
11:57Yeah, of course it works!
11:59And it will grant any wish I ask of it?
12:01Just give it a try and find out for yourself!
12:04Cool!
12:05Alright, Genie, come on out!
12:10Huh?
12:17Um, yeah, nothing's happening here.
12:19That's cause you haven't put a Genie inside it yet!
12:22Seriously?
12:23We'll put one in!
12:24If you insist!
12:26Novi!
12:27Huh?
12:28Oh!
12:29I didn't call you!
12:33He he he!
12:34Point the lamp at a person and call out their name!
12:36That person becomes the Genie!
12:39Okay, Genie, come out!
12:43Yes?
12:45Your wish is my command, Master of the Lamp.
12:48Good. Now finish your homework.
12:50With pleasure.
12:53Important stuff, important stuff, important stuff, important stuff.
12:56Important stuff, important stuff, important stuff.
12:58Attaboy, Noby. Nice to see you working hard.
13:00Important stuff, important stuff, important stuff, important stuff, important stuff, important stuff.
13:05And I am done.
13:08I feel like I did something brainy. Weird.
13:11Yeah, I did. You just finished your homework.
13:14Huh? Huh? Huh?
13:17Whoa! You're right! That huge assignment is completely done!
13:20You did it all by yourself.
13:22What?
13:23I get it.
13:24If you suck someone inside the lamp, they can't get out until they complete the one wish that's been asked
13:29of them.
13:29Yep, and once they finish with that task, they're freed from the lamp.
13:33Cool!
13:34Hmm.
13:36Hey, this lamp will work on anyone, right?
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40Oh, this is gonna be fun.
13:43I've got some big plans for this guy.
13:45No! No, no, no, no, no! The only plan you have is to give that back to me right now!
13:49Hmm.
13:49Ah!
13:50No!
13:50Ah!
13:51Ah!
13:52Ah!
13:53Ah!
13:57Yep, he was right. This thing works like a charm.
14:01Come on out, genie cat!
14:03Yes?
14:05Your wish is my command, master of the lamp.
14:07Oh, yeah. Serious fun.
14:09My under, I'm on genie!
14:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:13All right, I've gotta give you a task.
14:16Let's see...
14:17Hmm.
14:18Let's start with...
14:19You cleaning up my pigsty of a room.
14:22With pleasure!
14:23Hey!
14:27Sweet!
14:28I've gotta go show this to Sue!
14:30Ha ha ha!
14:32Oh, hey there, Noby! Perfect timing!
14:35Why?
14:36I need you to run an errand.
14:37Ah!
14:39Mom!
14:40Ah!
14:43Ha ha ha ha!
14:45Okay, time to come on out, my genie lamp mama!
14:49Yes?
14:50Your wish is my command, master of the lamp.
14:54Great, go run your own errands.
14:56With pleasure.
14:59Man, this is one handy gadget.
15:03Hmm, hmm, when I show this bad boy to Sue, it's gonna blow her mind.
15:08Oh, B!
15:09Hey, it's me!
15:11Wait up!
15:13I just did something super duper amazing.
15:16And you're gonna love it.
15:17I bought the biggest load of comets you've ever seen!
15:20Oh, awesome!
15:21Wanna come read them?
15:23Yeah, that'd be amazing!
15:25Thank you!
15:25Denied!
15:27Denied!
15:27Yeah!
15:29I just like crushing your dreams when I can.
15:32See ya!
15:37Sleech!
15:42Okay, come on out, my little genie jerk face!
15:48Yes?
15:50Your wish is my command, master of the lamp.
15:53You know all those comics you just bought?
15:54Go home and bring them to me.
15:56With pleasure.
15:57Sorry you took so long!
16:00Here's 20.
16:02You've got good taste, Sneetch.
16:04These look awesome.
16:05Thanks.
16:05I'll give them back later.
16:07Sure, keep them as long as you like.
16:09Wait.
16:10Am I the hit that I loaned Noby on my new comics?
16:17You're looking pretty chipper right now.
16:20Chipper?
16:20Me?
16:21Never.
16:21Hold on.
16:22That's a whole bag full of new comics you've got there, isn't it?
16:26Comics?
16:26No.
16:26They're some self-help books.
16:29Give me the comics!
16:30No!
16:30Get back here!
16:32I don't wanna!
16:32Give it up, Noby.
16:33I'm taking all those comics from you whether you like it or not.
16:36Come here!
16:37They're mine!
16:39Biggie!
16:47I gotcha!
16:51Sorry, Noby.
16:52I can't hang out.
16:53My mom gave me all this yard work to get through today.
16:56But I've got a whole bunch of new comics I brought with me.
16:59Hey, I know how I can help you, Sue.
17:02Come on out, Big G Genie!
17:04Yes?
17:06Huh?
17:07Your wish is my command, Master of the Lamp.
17:10Um, why is he floating?
17:11Clean up Sue's yard and do a good job.
17:14With pleasure.
17:17Are you sure nothing bad is gonna come from this?
17:20Yeah, look.
17:20He's having fun.
17:21I've got some homework to do, too.
17:24We'll consider it done.
17:28Perfect.
17:29Just the man I need.
17:30Noby, I hope you're finished with your book report on Arabian Nights.
17:33I don't want any lame excuses tomorrow if you aren't.
17:36All done, Mr. S.
17:38Huh?
17:42Come on out, Teacher Genie!
17:46Yes?
17:47Your wish is my command, Master of the Lamp.
17:50Good to hear.
17:51Now do Sue's homework.
17:52With pleasure.
17:53Noby!
17:54What are you doing?
17:55What?
17:56Making the teacher do my homework definitely seems like a plan that can go wrong.
18:00Trust me, it'll be fine.
18:02He's not our teacher, he's our genie.
18:04I have a really bad feeling about all this.
18:07Relax.
18:08You're totally overthinking this, Sue.
18:15No!
18:16I've got to get her out of there quick.
18:21Your wish is my command, Master of the Lamp.
18:24Really?
18:25Right, I've got to give her a task.
18:28No homework, no yard work.
18:30Just do whatever you want today.
18:32With pleasure.
18:40Here goes.
18:41Here goes.
18:44Oh, jeez!
18:45It's like someone's drowning a whale!
18:48Okay, all done.
18:51Huh?
18:54Noby, you jerk!
18:55You're gonna pay for this!
19:00Hey, buddy!
19:01Don't leave me here, bitchy!
19:03Ah!
19:04Oh, come on!
19:07Sorry!
19:08But I can't suffer through her miserable screeching on my own!
19:11My miserable what?
19:13Huh?
19:15I didn't realize my violin playing was that unpleasant for you.
19:20Ah!
19:21No, I didn't mean that!
19:22Well, what did you mean then?
19:25Sue's homework is done!
19:29Noby!
19:30Did you just trick me into doing another student's homework?
19:33Ah, if I did, is that bad?
19:36Ha!
19:37I knew I'd find you here, Noby!
19:38Now give me back my comics!
19:42Huh?
19:44Noby!
19:46Noby!
19:47Errand's done!
19:50Wait, did I just go to the grocery store?
19:54That was Noby's chore!
19:58Noby, come back here!
20:00This is unacceptable!
20:02Oh, man!
20:05You're in big trouble!
20:07Clop the lamp!
20:09Can't we all just get our arms?
20:10Did you run those errands?
20:12I guess not!
20:24Run away!
20:26I can't think I'm in serious trouble!
20:28What do I do?
20:28What do I do?
20:30Oh, yeah!
20:32Noby!
20:42Uh, well, at least no one's going to find me in here.
20:54Gee!
20:59Huh? Where'd he go?
21:00Well, the only thing that boy knows how to do well is run away.
21:04I try with Nobi. I really do.
21:07Oh, I see. So Nobi thinks he's safe hiding inside the lamp, does he?
21:13Come on out, little genie boy.
21:19Yes? Your wish is my command, Master of the Lamp.
21:27Any idea what happened?
21:28I ain't got nothing.
21:32Let's go play hero.
21:33Yeah! Disney XD's got your favorite Marvel heroes.
21:36Thanks!
21:37Avengers, assemble.
21:39Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
21:41All in one place.
21:43We do not act. Earth will fall.
21:45Okay.
21:46I got your back, big guy.
21:48Bring them all.
21:49Yeah!
21:50Now that is some teamwork.
21:51Let's rock.
21:53Watch the Marvel Universe every Sunday morning, and I'll do my hero thing.
21:57Oh, boy.
21:58Yeah!
21:58Sunday mornings at 8, 7 central.
22:00Inside.
22:00I...
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