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00:00Stay there! My name is...
00:02Tri-Moth!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed,
00:05gadget cat from the future!
00:07I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody!
00:10But he's a man!
00:12Tri-Moth!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:30Aw, man!
00:32This wasn't even a multiple-choice test,
00:35it was a single-choice test,
00:36and I still got a zero!
00:38Come on, another zero?
00:40This is ridiculous!
00:42You realize you may set a world record
00:44for the most tests failed in one person's lifetime?
00:46Uh...
00:47Not everyone's good at taking tests.
00:49If I happen to be one of these people,
00:51why should I try and fight it?
00:52I get what you're saying, but...
00:57Ugh...
00:57Doraemon, why are you being such a pushover?
01:00Oh!
01:01Why are you here, sis?
01:02I just thought I'd check in and see how things are going.
01:05The reason he keeps failing all his tests is you!
01:07You're going way too easy on him!
01:09You're supposed to straighten out his life!
01:11Show him some tough life!
01:13You're right!
01:15Wake up, nobie!
01:16Huh?
01:17Just cause something doesn't come easily
01:19doesn't mean you should give up on it!
01:21When you give something your all, you can...
01:23I can what?
01:24I can become a wizard?
01:26Huh?
01:26A dragon whisperer?
01:27I really don't think giving it my all
01:29will help me become either of those things.
01:31Well, when you put it that way...
01:33See?
01:33It's pointless.
01:34Uh-huh.
01:35Uh-huh.
01:37Hey!
01:37I know!
01:38What do you say we give this a try?
01:41That's horror!
01:43I've never heard of this before.
01:45What's it supposed to do?
01:46It's new!
01:47You drink it!
01:48It takes a personality that's maybe a little too soft
01:50and easy going on, people!
01:52And leads them into a total taskmaster!
01:55They'll have no patience for monkey business!
01:57And for someone like you, big bro, it's perfect!
02:01Hmm...
02:01Alright, hope that stuff does the trick!
02:03Thanks, Dormy!
02:05My little sister is right!
02:07Wait!
02:07I gotta start being tougher on nobody!
02:09It's for his own good!
02:11Ah!
02:15Ah, that's nasty!
02:16Oof!
02:18Oof!
02:19Oof!
02:22Oof!
02:23Oof!
02:24Oof!
02:24Oof!
02:27Oof!
02:28Oof!
02:33Oof!
02:34Oof!
02:34Oof!
02:35What the heck's going on?
02:37What's wrong with you?
02:38You're looking a little edgier than you normally do!
02:40The only thing that should concern you is your homework.
02:44Yeah, yeah, fine. Just let me nap first.
02:46That's a negative on the napping.
02:47Homework now, on that double.
02:49What?
02:54Sit up straight and suck in that gut.
02:57Sharpen that pencil point stack.
02:59Dull pencils equal dull mines.
03:01You call this an eraser?
03:02Looks like a wad of chewing gum.
03:04Show me one with clean edges now.
03:07You've one hour to complete all homework.
03:09Begin.
03:10Come on, one hour? That's not nearly enough time.
03:13Especially for me. I need at least like one.
03:15That was great.
03:16Fifty-nine minutes, fifty seconds remaining.
03:19Go one second over and you'll redo every single assignment or wait there.
03:24Okay, okay.
03:25Fifty-nine minutes, forty seconds remaining.
03:32Phew. All done.
03:35One hour exactly.
03:38A little effort and focus served you well.
03:41Each day will now begin at 6 a.m. sharp.
03:436 a.m. to 601 a.m. shower time.
03:46What? I can't get up that early every single day.
03:48There's no way.
03:49You can and will.
03:51Hey, guys.
03:51I thought I'd bring some snacks up for you.
03:55What is this ridiculous round-shaped object?
03:57They're yummy buns.
03:58What made you think I'd eat something shaped like a hockey puck?
04:01Cool.
04:01That just means more for me.
04:03How?
04:04That's safe and change your way.
04:11Huh?
04:12Now it looks tasty.
04:15It's impolite to stare.
04:17And I dislike your glasses.
04:19Too round.
04:20Much too round.
04:27And now I add a pinch of salt.
04:30Exactly how many grams equal a pinch?
04:32What?
04:33How many grams?
04:34Well, I don't know.
04:35About one or two?
04:36About precision is key.
04:38One tablespoon-ish of sugar.
04:40Again, precision.
04:41Must I do everything here?
04:46Why is the meatloaf a square and not a loaf?
04:48I'm sure it'll taste the same no matter the shape.
04:51Where is Dad?
04:53He must be running late.
04:55Let's go ahead and get started without him.
04:58Hey, everyone.
04:59I'm home.
05:02Such a long day.
05:03I bid it goodbye.
05:05Huh?
05:07Doraemon?
05:07You're inexcusably late.
05:09Your workday ends at 5.50, so you should be home by 6.30 sharp.
05:13That'd be nice, but I had a huge stack of paperwork to finish.
05:16He finds that paperwork.
05:18Was it extremely important?
05:19How many pages?
05:20Were they in triplicate?
05:22You must prioritize your work to avoid such conflicts.
05:25I'll try better next time.
05:30Rise and shine on your feet.
05:32You're burning daylight.
05:341, 2, 3, 4.
05:363, 2, 3, 4.
05:38Back face, bend at the knees.
05:405, 2, 3, 4.
05:426, 2, 3, 4.
05:447, 2.
05:45You will spend every single weekend studying until 12 p.m.
05:48I'll return after my neighborhood cat caucus.
05:51Okay, take your time.
05:56This is a nightmare.
06:02Hey, Doraemon.
06:03Had any luck?
06:04Oh, hey, Nobi.
06:05That's a funny way to take a nap.
06:07Doraemon, help!
06:08There's something seriously wrong with Doraemon.
06:11Huh?
06:11His face has been stretched out, so it's all square and blacky, and he's turned into a total tyrant.
06:16I guess this means the potion worked too well on him.
06:19I'm glad I checked back in.
06:21Is there any way at all to fix this?
06:23Sure, no problem.
06:24He's just got to take some of the rounder tonic, and he'll turn back to normal.
06:28We'll find him faster if we split up.
06:30Good idea.
06:44Everything is too well.
06:46You won't need to square up.
06:48Doraemon!
06:52My fault!
06:56Explain yourself.
06:58This will just take a second.
07:00I've got something you should try.
07:01It's supposed to be really good for you.
07:04I won't touch that round, Swim!
07:09Come on, man!
07:14Wait, I've seen this wallet before.
07:21Oh, yeah, of course.
07:22It's Big G's wallet.
07:25Oh, hey, Sneetch.
07:26Is that you?
07:27I've been looking everywhere for my wallet.
07:29I think I lost it.
07:30You mean this one here?
07:32That's it?
07:33Thanks, man.
07:33I'll help you big.
07:34Huh?
07:36No!
07:37No, no, no, no, no!
07:38No, Doraemon.
07:39That's Doraemon?
07:41Found items must be given to the police.
07:43That's the law, and we don't break laws.
07:45Yeah, but it's Big G's wallet, and he's right here.
07:48What he said.
07:49It's not your place to interpret the law.
07:51Concenting a found item is a crime.
07:53Plain and simple.
07:54I'm calling the police.
07:55Thief!
07:55Okay, we get it!
07:57Thief!
07:58Thief!
07:58I can't believe we're walking all the way to the police station just so you can hand me my own
08:03wallet back.
08:04Next wallet I find, I'm leaving it be.
08:07Hey, guys, I need your help!
08:10That poor kitty!
08:17Look at the poor guy.
08:18He's totally stranded.
08:20We've got to figure out a way to rescue him.
08:22Come on, guys, think!
08:23What do you say, pal?
08:26No can do.
08:29See that sign there?
08:33You mean the one that says, keep out?
08:35Those are the rules, and we have to obey them.
08:37Look at that sweet little kitten's going to be swept away.
08:42The water keeps rising.
08:45Doraemon, do something.
08:46Use your hopter and rescue him.
08:48Entering a place where keep out means keep out.
08:50Entering it from the air is still breaking the rules.
08:53All we're doing is wasting time with this guy.
08:55I'll just do it myself.
08:56I will not let you break the rules.
08:58Out of my way!
08:59The rules, if for a reason, it's too dangerous.
09:04Guys, the water just keeps getting higher.
09:11Doraemon!
09:12Rules are rules!
09:14Buddy, you've got to stop this.
09:15You're way too obsessed with rules.
09:17If you keep this up, I don't think I can be a friend anymore!
09:24Hey, you're back!
09:26Go save the kitty!
09:27All right, I'm going here!
09:31Must stay!
09:32Must still play rules!
09:34Stay strong!
09:35Fight it!
09:35Give in!
09:36You can do it!
09:37Some rules are meant to be broken!
09:42Bulldog rules!
09:45Bulldog rules!
09:46Bulldogs!
09:48Bulldogs!
09:53Gotcha!
10:00You okay?
10:04Oh, no!
10:06I broke!
10:07I broke!
10:10Keep it together!
10:11Unsquare it, dude!
10:13Nobi!
10:14Dormi!
10:14Help!
10:15He's losing it!
10:16This is bad.
10:17We have to fix it quick!
10:19Hurry, Nobi!
10:20Give him the round atomic now!
10:22Uh-huh!
10:22Uh-huh!
10:23Okay...
10:23Uh-huh!
10:27Uh-huh!
10:28Uh-huh!
10:33Uh-huh!
10:34Uh-huh!
10:35Uh-huh!
10:36Uh-huh!
10:37Uh-huh!
10:38Uh-huh!
10:39Hey, it's good to be back.
10:44So, you feeling a little better now?
10:46I feel so relaxed.
10:48I might have given him a little too much of that rounder stuff.
10:52Jeez, if it's not one thing, it's another.
10:56Yo, everybody, chill out.
10:58No need to get all itchy.
11:02It's so wonderful to be out in nature, isn't it?
11:05We should do this more often.
11:07We're not far from the city.
11:09But being here in the heart of these mountains makes it feel like we're miles away.
11:13It's so relaxing.
11:16What's wrong?
11:21Dinosaur!
11:23Really? You think I'd fall for that?
11:32They're real and they're fierce!
11:35Save yourself!
11:36Leave me!
11:45That boy is unbelievable.
11:47Would picking up just one piece of clothing kill him?
11:49You sure would think so by the state of this room.
11:52We may never know, because the only ones who clean this mess are you and me.
11:59Well, I for one am not doing it anymore.
12:03Me neither. I'm done.
12:05Hey, drive on!
12:08Listen up!
12:09I've been in your room, but I have to find you and I.
12:11Seriously, big news!
12:12Don't you throw their backpack!
12:15Stop tossing your stuff everywhere!
12:16They've seen a real-life dinosaur!
12:18They've seen a real-life dinosaur!
12:19Huh? A real-life dinosaur?
12:21No way! It's a hoax!
12:23They've been extinct for over 65 million years!
12:26It's not a hoax! Read it for yourself!
12:29Oh, yeah?
12:31Whoa! It's true!
12:33This wouldn't be so shocking if it were the Amazon or Africa.
12:36Huh? But this mountain is in our own backyard!
12:39Tons of hikers are up there every day!
12:41That's what I'm saying!
12:42I was just up there with Sue a few days ago!
12:45This doesn't add up!
12:46People are up and down those trails all the time!
12:48Why are they just now seeing the dinosaurs?
12:51Who cares? Someone saw one!
12:53They made it up!
12:54When you and Sue were there, did you see a dinosaur?
12:57Uh-huh!
12:58Well, no, but...
12:59See? I bet all they saw was a big lizard or some weird-looking old tree!
13:03Nothing more than that!
13:05That's right! I think their eyes were playing tricks on them!
13:08Well, Professor, I guess that's one opinion.
13:10But we have some rather compelling video footage from some hikers that strongly suggest otherwise.
13:17Hey, Dad!
13:18Pterosaur! That's impossible!
13:21That's a Stenosaurus! And it's alive!
13:26Parasaurolophus! Two of them! How can this be?
13:29What do you think now, Professor?
13:31That's impossible! He defies all logic!
13:33This simply can't be real!
13:37It's nothing but an optical illusion!
13:42He's right! It's just a special effect or something!
13:44Then I say we go to Green Mountain right now and find out!
13:47Fine!
13:48Because I'm not going to believe a word of this unless I see it for myself!
13:51Hi-ya!
13:59I told you! Not a dinosaur in sight!
14:03But we've barely even looked around yet!
14:06What?
14:11Still nothing!
14:22Okay, we've been walking for like three minutes and no dinosaurs!
14:25Yep! I knew it!
14:28There's no way they saw a real dinosaur!
14:31I mean, how could they exist here for 65 million years without anyone seeing them?
14:35Not to mention the amount of food and water they would eat!
14:37I mean, can you imagine how much one of those giant beasts can consume?
14:41If this were true, we should have at least stumbled upon the remains of some half-eaten carcass!
14:46No matter how you look at it, this is simply impossible!
14:50You really think so?
14:51I really do.
14:52I'm afraid it was too good to be true.
14:54Yeah, okay. Then let's just go home.
14:57Yeah.
14:58I really wanted to see a dinosaur.
15:04But man, they look so real in those videos.
15:07I'm sure all we saw were special effects. They've gotten pretty realistic.
15:11See? This thing here looks like it's totally real.
15:14Hey!
15:14Yeah, you're right! Super realistic!
15:16How do they do that?
15:17Because they are real!
15:22No!
15:42Okay, they're real!
15:46Okay, they're real!
15:53Why does it have to make sense?
15:55Why does it have to make sense?
15:55Why does it have to make sense? They're real! You saw them with your own eyes! Just accept it!
15:57Fine, I accept it!
15:59But don't you think it's weird that when you and Sue were there a few days ago, you didn't see
16:03any signs of them?
16:04Yeah, I guess so.
16:05It's weird.
16:09According to that newspaper article you showed me, the first dinosaur sighting was three days ago, right?
16:14Yeah.
16:15And it was three days ago that you and Sue went to Green Mountain.
16:19Hold on! I don't have anything to do with this! Me and her just went up there for a hike
16:23and...
16:24Hey! You want to go on a hike?
16:26Sure! Where?
16:27How about Green Mountain?
16:28Well, that would be great! But it takes a really long time to get there.
16:32Yeah, but we'll just use the Anywhere door and we'll be there in seconds!
16:34Oh! Good idea!
16:35So come on over!
16:36Okay! Be right there!
16:37And a few minutes later, I borrowed the Anywhere door from you.
16:41Bring it back as soon as you're done with it!
16:43Yeah, yeah, I know. Got it!
16:49Toby!
16:50Hey, Sue!
16:51All right, off to Green Mountain!
16:54We're here!
16:56Whoa! Hold that thought!
16:58Didn't I lend you another one of my gadgets recently, too?
17:01Maybe. Who can keep track?
17:04I did! The visitor's guide!
17:06Visitor's guide?
17:06What?
17:12Ah! Stop it! What are you doing?
17:16This is what you get for not taking me to see that cool exhibit.
17:19Because this dinosaur exhibit hasn't happened yet! It takes place in the future!
17:23I bought you this guidebook as a souvenir and this is the thanks I get?
17:26Hmm.
17:27Last time I do something nice for you.
17:30So I marked up a pamphlet.
17:31Sorry.
17:33Guidebooks in the future are more than just some chintzy pamphlet.
17:36Let me show you. Just give it a little shape like this and...
17:39Whoa! Tiny dinos!
17:41They're moving around just like real ones.
17:45And to put them back, you do this.
17:48Cover them with the visitor's guide and they go back where they belong.
17:51Oh, wow! That's so cool! Can I borrow that for a bit?
17:55Sure. Just give it back to me when you're done with it.
17:58Will do!
17:58Well, first you draw a little prehistoric scenery.
18:02Then you connect them all to make an enclosed fence, grab the visitor's guide, and release yourself some dinosaurs!
18:11Check it out! I made my very own Jurassic playpen!
18:17Hey, guys!
18:19Ah! One of you died!
18:23Noobie, where is that guidebook?
18:25I don't know. I think I gave it back to you.
18:27I can tell you right now you didn't!
18:29I remember doing it.
18:32Maybe?
18:33All right, fine.
18:34We'll use that time machine and find out for sure.
18:54See? Told ya! It's right where you left it!
18:58Give it a second! I'll put it away right after this!
19:02Noobie!
19:03Aza!
19:03Hey! We need to hide! Hurry!
19:06We can't even see us!
19:11All right, off to Green Mountain!
19:15Huh?
19:21Huh, look. I dropped that ray thingy.
19:23Ah! Now I remember!
19:25I lent you the magnified ray, too!
19:27Give that back to me when you're done.
19:29Why'd I want that thing again?
19:31Oh, yeah! Mom had these puny-looking strawberries, so I used the magnify ray on them.
19:36Wow! Strawberries as big as my face!
19:39Really? Food?
19:40See? I was right!
19:42You've never put that guidebook away before you went on your hike with Sue!
19:45Maybe I did it later?
19:46I can't believe it, Noobie!
19:47I knew something like this would happen someday!
19:51Something like what?
19:53Just get the magnify ray!
19:55Noobie!
19:57Come here now!
19:58What was he thinking?
20:00Jeez.
20:01Releasing a mess of rodents like this inside the house.
20:04Duh.
20:05If his mom sees this, she'll ground him for good.
20:24Oh, no, Toramon! What do we do now?
20:26Well, first off, I say I told you so.
20:29I knew dinosaurs weren't living here all this time.
20:33They're everywhere!
20:35Help!
20:37That's his back!
20:38We've got to figure out a way to undo this!
20:40I'll wait!
20:43Okay. I think we finally captured them all.
20:47That took forever.
20:49Noobie, there's something on the TV! I think you might want to see!
20:53We are live on the scene of Green Mountain,
20:55where hordes of people have gathered to catch a glimpse of what has become a worldwide dinosaur phenomenon.
21:01Vendors have wasted no time cashing in on this story.
21:04Dino toys, dino snacks, and dino costumes are flying off the shelf!
21:08That sure has created a lot of hoopla!
21:10I wonder how they'll handle this!
21:12...word that an international research coalition is on their way to...
21:17...historic, green, historic, green...
21:20Boy, am I glad we caught all those dinosaurs.
21:24We did catch all the dinosaurs!
21:27Didn't we, Noobie?
21:28Please say we did!
21:30Sure?
21:32Let's go play hero!
21:33Yeah!
21:34Disney XD's got your favorite Marvel heroes!
21:36Six!
21:37Slouch!
21:38Avengers!
21:38Assemble!
21:39Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
21:41All in one place!
21:43We do not act as we'll fall!
21:45Okay!
21:46I got your back, big guy!
21:48Bring them all!
21:49Yeah!
21:49Now that is some teamwork!
21:51Let's rock!
21:52Ha!
21:53Watch the Marvel Universe every Sunday morning!
21:56And I'll be my hero thing!
21:57Oh boy!
21:57Hooray!
21:5817 mornings at 8, 7 central.
22:00It's...
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