- 5 hours ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a man who was robbed by two hookers at a motel in Detroit. Then, while looking for the car wash the victim worked at, discover a "Hetero Twink Car Wash". They then send Ken to investigate.
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00:00What are you doing?
00:01I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:11Oh, yes. Refined.
00:20This is a really hooker gone wrong story that happened down the street here.
00:25A meetup at a motel on 8 Mile.
00:28Mm-hmm.
00:30Turned chaotic when the victim realized the suspects were actually men dressed as women.
00:37Oh, wow, they went all the way?
00:40Usually they don't go all the way.
00:42Hooker gone dong.
00:43Oh, no, they don't go all the way.
00:45They just let you open the door and they're like, surprise.
00:48And then you're robbed.
00:50They don't...
00:51Hi, how are you?
00:53Oh, hey.
00:53Come on in.
00:54Man.
00:55A meetup at this motel ended with a gun pulled.
00:57Yeah.
00:57A jump from a second floor window.
01:00Sure.
01:01And a man seriously injured on 8 Mile in Detroit.
01:05It's actually right on the border of Oak Park and Detroit.
01:08Officers called about 1030 at night.
01:10Not to this one.
01:12Down the street to the embassy motel.
01:14Oh.
01:16Room 130.
01:19Victim told police he met two individuals earlier while working at a car wash.
01:24And agreed to meet later for 200 bucks a pop.
01:28Hmm.
01:29In exchange for several sexual acts they had discussed.
01:33Hmm.
01:34I'll need a BJ.
01:35I'll need an RJ.
01:35Do you think that he knew?
01:39So I know that.
01:41Oh, maybe.
01:41I think that.
01:43Oh, you think that he...
01:44Oh, lady boy, lady boy.
01:46And everything's changing.
01:48Cause how do you not know?
01:49Yeah, I think you know.
01:50The suspects picked him up about 8 p.m. and brought him to the motel.
01:55Inside the room, that's when the victim said he realized both were men dressed as women.
01:59Mm-hmm.
02:00Not who he believed.
02:02They demanded his money and blocked the door.
02:06I feel like it's probably endless and I don't know.
02:10But...
02:11Maybe you knew.
02:12You knew.
02:13But then they tried to rob you so then you have to like...
02:15Oh, I didn't know.
02:16Come up with a reason why you're in the room with two guys.
02:19Right.
02:20And it was about sex.
02:22It's at this beautiful...
02:24Gorgeous.
02:25Embassy motel.
02:26Where's this car wash?
02:28There's gotta be a nearby car wash, right?
02:31Yeah.
02:32There's gotta be a nearby car wash.
02:34Car wash, yeah.
02:37Mm-hmm.
02:38Hey, what are you fellas doing later?
02:41You wanna meet up for some sexual activity?
02:43Do hookers go through a lot of car washes?
02:45I'm assuming that they were the ones that were at the...
02:48Working at the car wash.
02:50He's not the car wash guy, is he?
02:52Yeah, he worked at the car wash.
02:54Oh, he worked at the car wash.
02:55He's the car wash worker.
02:56Oh, okay.
02:57That's where he met them.
02:57I thought you could go to the car wash.
03:00No, he met them.
03:01And have some fellas come back to your room.
03:05What up, boys?
03:06Chris?
03:06I'm sorry.
03:07What?
03:08What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?
03:13I don't know.
03:15I put in a search for car wash, and Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash came up.
03:21I think we just found it.
03:22I think we just found it.
03:23What?
03:23It's right down the street from that hotel.
03:26What's a hetero twink wash?
03:28Well, push on it.
03:28Click on it, Dave.
03:30Don't just...
03:31What?
03:32What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?
03:35What?
03:36What a name.
03:38What?
03:38Okay, what's this guy's name?
03:40It just says the victim?
03:42Yeah, it doesn't list any names in the story.
03:44It doesn't say that it's Chris Sammy?
03:46What is a hetero twink wash?
03:48I think you know what it is.
03:50This is the place to go.
03:51The owner did an excellent job.
03:53These guys do a great job.
03:54They actually just wash cars.
03:55But why is it called hetero twink wash?
03:57I don't know.
03:58What in the world is this?
04:01A great thing to see them employ young men to keep them off the streets.
04:04Oh.
04:05What?
04:06Is it male hookers washing cars dressed as lady boys?
04:11No, that wouldn't be...
04:12What?
04:13Yeah.
04:14You gotta take your Subaru there right now.
04:16We gotta get a report.
04:18We gotta...
04:18We...
04:19Get the Subaru, please.
04:21Give him...
04:22Give him 12 bucks, Dave.
04:23You're going to get a bus?
04:26You're going to get a bus?
04:34Call him.
04:35Please, right now.
04:36Call him right now.
04:37Call him right now.
04:38Get him on the phone and just ask him to do that.
04:40Yes.
04:41Call him right now.
04:41He won't do it, but I want to hear his reaction.
04:44Ken, we're going to need to stop at the hetero twink wash.
04:47I want to hear it.
04:47I want to, too.
04:48I think it'll be...
04:49I really want to confront him with this.
04:51I really do.
04:53I think that he should do it.
04:55What is that doing?
04:56How is that operating?
04:56I don't...
04:57I have no idea.
04:58I don't know, but you can start a business.
05:02You can call it whatever you want.
05:04I have never seen...
05:06Hetero twink wash?
05:07Hetero twink wash is a real place.
05:11Makes sense.
05:12Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash is right here.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Yes.
05:17Get...
05:18Let's go.
05:18Is that what it's really called?
05:20I mean, it says it...
05:22Is it just Chris and Sammy's car wash?
05:25It is, but why does it have...
05:27I don't know.
05:27Would someone change it?
05:29Why is it called that?
05:29Can you just go in and change it?
05:31No.
05:32As a joke?
05:34Hetero twink wash?
05:37Do they know it's called that?
05:39I don't probably not.
05:41Call them.
05:41Call them?
05:42Call them, Dave.
05:43It could be closed, it says.
05:45What?
05:46And they don't have a phone number listed.
05:47Well, I don't know how you'd call a car wash, but...
05:51I love that sweet van painted on the side.
05:53Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
05:54That's where you go to get that clean.
05:56Oh my God.
05:57I need a...
05:58I need some hetero twinks to really, really take care of my van if my van looks like that.
06:04But that means they're straight twinks, right?
06:06I don't know.
06:07Hetero?
06:08Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Yeah.
06:09But twink in itself, how in the world is it called hetero twink wash?
06:18M Faroo Thomas says, okay.
06:20Do you want me to go to the hetero twink wash?
06:22I'll go right now.
06:24They're not open.
06:24I'll be right back.
06:25They're not open.
06:26I know you're dying to go.
06:28I want Ken to go.
06:29I want Ken to go.
06:29Oh wait, maybe they just opened.
06:31What's the phone number?
06:33There's no phone number.
06:33I want Ken to go so bad.
06:35Ken has got to go to the hetero twink.
06:37Send Ken to the car wash.
06:40Send him to hetero twink wash, yeah.
06:42I want to name, I want to change everyone's name if you can change people's names.
06:48Change a business name?
06:49Yes.
06:49I mean like you usually have to go through a big process.
06:53I bet they don't even know.
06:55How do they not know?
06:58What is, like they can't know.
07:00What is a hetero twink?
07:03I don't know.
07:05It's a straight twink.
07:07Twink meaning like a...
07:09Little skinny gay man.
07:11It's like an otter.
07:12We might have to take this to shot GPT.
07:15Okay.
07:15An otter's hairy, a twink is not.
07:18What is a hetero...
07:20It's not going to tell you.
07:22Twink.
07:26Heterosexual man who fits the physical description of a twink.
07:28Young looking, slender, slim build, lacking body or facial hair.
07:32So this is literally like it's sort of advertising that they have these straight men there.
07:40Men there.
07:41Men there.
07:41Straight skinny men here.
07:42That wash your car?
07:44That wash your car.
07:46And, and, and listen, listen, hold on.
07:48And then I get out of the car and there's two twinks.
07:52Oh.
07:53It's all making sense.
07:54I'm wiping down my car, making sure it's dry.
07:57Yeah.
07:57And I say, hey boys, why don't we meet up a little later?
08:01Down the street.
08:02Down the street.
08:03And they say, yeah, baby.
08:07So they came through the hetero twink car wash and seduced him?
08:13They seduced him.
08:15Yes.
08:16Yes.
08:17I believe.
08:17Meet us at the embassy?
08:18I believe that's yes.
08:21Yes.
08:22It's four and a half stars out of five.
08:24People like it.
08:25This is great.
08:25I don't understand.
08:27It's great.
08:27I've driven down that street so many times.
08:29Dude, I drive past it every day.
08:32I ain't seen no twinks washing cars.
08:35I know.
08:35You would have got a hundred car washes.
08:36Yeah.
08:37So clean.
08:39I do need a car wash.
08:41And that's right there.
08:42You guys, what is going on?
08:44That's right across the street from the deaf church.
08:47Hey.
08:49What?
08:50Deaf church TV.
08:52Yep.
08:53Mm-hmm.
08:54Yep.
08:56Deaf church and hetero twink wash.
08:59Hetero twink wash is the craziest discovery that you've ever made.
09:03I know.
09:03Just randomly looking something up.
09:05And we've worked here for a long time.
09:06I know.
09:06And have never known that this existed.
09:09Because it's just labeled as whatever, Chris and Sammy's car wash.
09:13Right.
09:15Someone said Jason is the closest thing you guys have to a hetero twink.
09:18He is.
09:19That's what I'm saying.
09:19But I'm hairy.
09:20I'm an otter.
09:21I'm an otter, not a twink.
09:22Thank you very much.
09:23Yeah.
09:24I'm an otter.
09:25Thank you very much.
09:26Yeah.
09:27What?
09:29Are we good?
09:30He's like, oh, for God's sakes.
09:32All right.
09:32Here we go.
09:33He didn't even hear what it's about.
09:34Overly straight guy Ken is joining us.
09:36Hey, Ken.
09:37Good morning.
09:38How are you?
09:40Oh, great.
09:41Just driving.
09:42Perfect.
09:43I thought we could have caught you in your morning bath, but you're on your way.
09:47Oh, I'm on my way.
09:48What's happening?
09:49Okay.
09:49We discovered something that's literally down the street from the radio station as we were
09:54looking into this story about a motel meetup gone wrong.
09:57It's Chris Sammy's hetero twink car wash.
10:02And we'd like you to stop in and get a car wash on your way to work.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:14It's Chris and Sammy's hetero twink wash.
10:20It is a legitimate place.
10:23It's a real place.
10:26It's on 8 Mile.
10:28It's right by the-
10:29It's literally two minutes from the station.
10:32I mean, I know where that-
10:33I saw that story.
10:35I know where that motel is at.
10:36I mean, I've seen it.
10:37Yeah.
10:38But I've never noticed-
10:39I've never noticed the twink car wash.
10:41Yes.
10:41No one has.
10:43No one has.
10:44No one has.
10:46If you're looking for it, it's right across from the deaf church.
10:50Yes.
10:51Oh!
10:51The deaf church?
10:52Yes.
10:53There's a deaf church there.
10:55They do-
10:56It's a pretty quiet-
10:59It's a pretty quiet one.
11:01A lot of hand motions, but not a lot of noise.
11:04No.
11:04Right.
11:05No.
11:05Whereas the car wash is also a lot of hand motions, but in a different way.
11:09But noise.
11:09Lots of noise.
11:11So, is Jason the one over there drying the cars off?
11:15I promise this isn't just the parking lot and me with a soapy bucket.
11:18No.
11:21No.
11:21You pull up and it's Jason.
11:22It's just Jason with a bucket.
11:24Oh, I can.
11:25There you go.
11:26There you go.
11:26There you go.
11:27There you go.
11:28But wait.
11:29But wait.
11:30Do we know if this is like a you actually drive into a building type of car wash?
11:35It looks like it.
11:36I don't know.
11:37We didn't see-
11:38I think you just pull your car in and they wash it.
11:41So, that's it.
11:42I think so.
11:42I mean, it's not-
11:43It is not like an automated system.
11:45According to some of the reviews, that's kind of what they allude to.
11:47That they hand wash.
11:48If you don't want your car slapped around by heavy cloth or those blowers.
11:52They want a fast and friendly service.
11:54Oh, I love this.
11:55So, if you got a car that can't be scratched, you take it to the hetero twink wash.
12:00Unless these are all like code words for sex.
12:03And I don't know that.
12:04The owner did an excellent job detailing my vehicle.
12:06But maybe they did.
12:08Maybe they do.
12:09Maybe they do.
12:09This is the place to go.
12:10Trust me.
12:12Maybe this is all I cover up for.
12:14This is why we need Ken.
12:15That's why we need Ken.
12:17To go there.
12:18Okay.
12:18Sorry, Ken.
12:19That's it.
12:20Good thing to see them employ young men.
12:22Drive by it.
12:23Drive by it.
12:23Tell us what you see at least.
12:25I'm going to be driving by.
12:26I'm going to be on 80 mile in about 10 minutes.
12:28So, I will take a look at what's there.
12:31Dude, it's on the right.
12:31Yeah, it's on the right hand side if you're like headed.
12:34Right before Meyers.
12:35Right before Meyers.
12:36Like, it's literally right here.
12:37Yeah.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Yeah.
12:38It's between Coolidge and Meyers, isn't it?
12:40Yes, it is.
12:41Ken seems to know a lot.
12:43It's between Meyers and Schaefer.
12:45Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:47Okay.
12:48Oh.
12:49Okay.
12:50So, it's on the other side.
12:52We're somehow upside down.
12:55I'll cruise by and see what I can see.
12:57Yeah.
12:58There's a lot of cruising going on there.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I'm sure there is.
13:02You know, I got to tell you, when you guys call me, I never know when I'm going to get
13:05here, but this one is a new level.
13:07That's a new level.
13:08It's unbelievable.
13:09Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash coming soon.
13:11Ken's going to have the most sparkling vehicle in the parking lot.
13:14Hey.
13:15Are we positive court left town?
13:19Maybe he just started his own car wash.
13:21Who knows?
13:22Him and Jason.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24Fast friends.
13:25All right.
13:25Let us know.
13:26Let us know how it goes.
13:28All right.
13:28Give me a little bit here and I'll let you know what I find.
13:30Okay.
13:31All right.
13:31Nice, overly straight guy Ken.
13:32On his way to the hetero twink wash.
13:35Lisa sent the phone number.
13:37Yeah, I don't know if anyone will answer.
13:38We don't know if anyone will answer.
13:40It's accurate.
13:40To the hetero twink wash.
13:42I thought you might want to do...
13:44I mean, if I don't have my phone, I feel like...
13:46You're calling?
13:47Yeah, I'm calling.
13:48Okay, good.
13:49I'm calling.
13:49I know.
13:50I know.
13:51Man, if my phone rings right now, this is going to be tough.
13:56That'd be amazing.
13:57If his phone rings.
13:58Hi.
13:59Jason at the hetero twink wash?
14:01Oh.
14:02Oh, no.
14:04What a bomb.
14:05That's all I could find.
14:06I found another number.
14:07Let me see if I can get it to do this.
14:12You found another number?
14:13Yes.
14:13How many numbers does the twink wash need?
14:18I don't know.
14:19I'm not sure.
14:20I don't know.
14:20You're not sure.
14:22I don't know about it.
14:23What are you talking about?
14:24I don't think it sounds reliable.
14:26Oh, well.
14:27The twink wash doesn't have a phone number.
14:29No.
14:29They're just doing business on the fly.
14:31Yeah.
14:33We'll see what Ken...
14:34Ken's our best chance of getting a report on this.
14:36The man on the streets.
14:37It's the wildest find I've ever seen on Google Maps.
14:41Just looking for the name of the car wash this guy.
14:44Oh.
14:45It's ringing.
14:47Chuck Booker car wash.
14:48Ask for full detail.
14:50Do you do full detail?
14:51Oh.
14:53Who's...
14:53Jason!
14:54Is that your phone ringing?
14:56Jason!
15:00Hello?
15:03Jason?
15:05Chuck?
15:06Hey, I want my car wash a little later.
15:09Swing on by.
15:10Swing on by.
15:11Swing on by.
15:11We'll soap you up.
15:14Yeah, that's the number I got for it.
15:15That's what they call the full detail.
15:17That's uncomfortable.
15:19I guess I...
15:21Heard my real voice there.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Huh.
15:24That's something.
15:25Someone said, is this the car wash?
15:26I think it is.
15:27The door's never open.
15:28People gotta be getting blown in there.
15:29Wow.
15:30Oh my God.
15:31My God.
15:32I can't even imagine if Ken pulled in.
15:35He honks his horn.
15:36Oh my God.
15:38Ken was like, I had the time of my life in there.
15:42It was unbelievable.
15:43I've never been more relaxed after a car wash.
15:48Oh my God.
15:49Beautiful ladies, I think.
15:51These women were gorgeous.
15:56Yum.
15:57Beautiful ladies.
15:59Ken, surprise, surprise.
16:00Not a lot of large breasts, but...
16:07Oh, man.
16:08Let's hope he's not taken advantage of.
16:10Oh, Ken.
16:12I would love it to get close.
16:15Is that bad to say?
16:16Yes, it is bad to say.
16:18I don't want it to...
16:19I don't want him to be accepted by lady boys in a car wash.
16:21I don't want him to be...
16:22The sweet wash is making me laugh so hard.
16:24He's imagining it with his cigarette.
16:26I mean...
16:27Oh, yeah.
16:29Hey, fellas.
16:30Just pulling up.
16:31Actually wanting a car wash is funny.
16:33Like, he gets out of his car and is waiting.
16:37Like, let me know when you...
16:40Let me know when you gays are done.
16:48These gay guys are incredible at washing cars.
16:53What if he says he can't find it yet?
16:55His car is sweet and clean.
16:56Wow, Ken.
16:57I haven't seen your car that clean.
16:58He drives down.
16:59It's like blinding from how shiny it is.
17:03Didn't find a thing.
17:04Every day it's clean.
17:05Every day.
17:06Oh, my God.
17:06He's got a big smile on his face.
17:08He's always happy now.
17:09Oh, wow.
17:10Hi, boys.
17:10Something's happened with Ken.
17:13He gets daily car wash.
17:15He's dropping off strawberry shortcake to them.
17:20So we've decided to send overly straight guy Ken there to get a little hetero twink wash on his way
17:26in today.
17:27And...
17:28Ken.
17:31Hi, Ken.
17:32Ken, are you...
17:33Hey, hey, hey.
17:35Yes, I found it, and then I was trying to get back to the other side where the entrance was
17:39at, and I just took a nice cruise to the neighborhoods back here.
17:43Oh.
17:44Careful.
17:45Careful.
17:47Hey, here's a heads up.
17:48A lot of these streets are no outlet.
17:51Oh, yeah.
17:52Well, can we track?
17:54Can we tell them which way to go to some room like the Matrix?
17:57Activate King Tracker.
18:00I'm turning back onto 8 Mile, but now that I know right where it's at, I know where to turn.
18:04Okay.
18:04So I'm going to be back over there in a second.
18:06I had asked Jason to send me an address, but that got complicated for him.
18:09Yeah, you want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits.
18:12So you want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits.
18:15That's on the opposite side of the street.
18:17Yeah.
18:17Yeah, yeah.
18:18You guys' directions weren't exactly super helpful.
18:21Yeah.
18:21If you hit the Deaf Church, you've gone too far.
18:24Yeah, I didn't see the Deaf Church, but if I saw the sign right, now that I know where Hot
18:30Tamales is at, ironically.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:33And that's a strip club.
18:35Yeah.
18:35That's a strip club.
18:36I'm turning on to Cheyenne now.
18:38Okay, yeah.
18:39But yeah, I don't see an entrance to it off of Cheyenne.
18:42You said that's the address, eh?
18:44Yeah.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Yeah, there's no entrance here.
18:46All right, I'm going to hang on.
18:49Well, it looks like it's closer.
18:50Do you have to wait a second?
18:51No, it's...
18:51Do you have to go into the neighborhood and then take that little road right there?
18:55It looks like it's on Ward.
18:56It's on Ward.
18:57It's on Ward.
18:58It's on Ward.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Oh, okay.
19:01I don't think this place is open, to be honest with you.
19:04But hang on.
19:05Okay.
19:05That's what he says.
19:06Uh-huh.
19:07Meanwhile, the car's sparkling.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Probably too early.
19:10By the way, I'm sitting on a lawn chair.
19:12They're washing my car right now.
19:13Yeah, exactly.
19:15Exactly.
19:15Nice job, boys!
19:17More suns!
19:19Oh, my.
19:21I've never been more relaxed.
19:26Every car wash with a happy ending.
19:28Yeah.
19:29It's...
19:29It's called...
19:31Hang on.
19:32Oh!
19:33Ken!
19:34Ken, you swore, you jackass!
19:36He's trying to find this twink wash.
19:38I'm trying to find a twink wash.
19:40He's under pressure.
19:42He can't help me.
19:42My God!
19:43Give me a break, Dave.
19:44Stop it.
19:45Sorry, sorry.
19:46I...
19:46Well, I almost got hit by a semi-truck.
19:49Oh, my God!
19:50Ken!
19:50Nevermind!
19:50He's on a crazy mission.
19:52He's okay.
19:53He's in the side streets.
19:55Oh, Lord.
20:15It's...
20:16The real name of it, at least it's what's on the building, is 84 Elite Car Wash.
20:21What?
20:22Oh, so it's not even Chris and Sammy's anymore?
20:24It doesn't have the van?
20:25No.
20:25Because of the picture we're looking at, it says Chris and Sammy Car Wash right at the...
20:29It's painted.
20:31It's a green and blue garage door.
20:34Oh.
20:34I don't think this place is in service anymore.
20:37Oh.
20:38Oh.
20:38Wow.
20:39Yeah, because this, it is blue and gray.
20:43Oh.
20:43Yeah, blue and green.
20:45Yeah, blue and greenish gray.
20:46Yeah, something like that.
20:46Yeah, there's gray and green.
20:48Yeah, yeah.
20:48They have a Facebook page.
20:51Oh, they do!
20:52Got it!
20:52Yeah, it's still open.
20:54Should I sit and wait and see if I can get a car wash?
20:56No.
20:56Oh, my God.
20:57I don't think they've been open since 21.
20:59Oh, they closed down years ago?
21:01Why is it still on the map?
21:02This place, well, these things live on Google longer than they're open sometimes.
21:08That's true.
21:08That's true.
21:09Yeah, no, this place definitely does not look open.
21:13That guy in the story, did that car wash down?
21:15I saw it actually when I was coming over at Greenfield on the 8 Mile.
21:18There's a big car wash down there.
21:20So that's probably where he found his twinks.
21:23Probably.
21:25Okay.
21:26Oh, yeah, so the strip club is literally right next door.
21:28Yes, it is.
21:29Oh, yeah, that's how it looks now.
21:30Yeah, that's how it looks now.
21:32Yep.
21:32The van's gone.
21:34The cool van's gone.
21:35The Chris and Sammy's thing is gone.
21:38Someone bought it.
21:39Someone bought this.
21:40What about the Deaf Church?
21:41Well, they're not doing anything with it.
21:43There's nothing going on here.
21:44Well, no.
21:45I mean, I don't know.
21:46You guys want me to pop in and grab you a couple tamales for breakfast?
21:50He does.
21:51A.K.A. strippers?
21:52Yeah, we're okay, man.
21:54I'd love a Google car to go driving by right now.
21:56And it's just Ken on the Google Maps forever.
22:00Oh, God.
22:01That's so funny.
22:02The best.
22:03I can't believe it was called that, though, at one time.
22:06It had to be called that.
22:07It had to be.
22:08Yeah, we are.
22:09Well, yeah, it was at some point.
22:10Well, we're sorry we couldn't get heterosexual twink men to wash your car today, Ken.
22:16Oh, man.
22:16That sucks.
22:16You'll have to settle for me in the parking lot.
22:18Jason will be in the parking lot with a bucket.
22:20He needed a car wash.
22:20Yeah, he needed a car wash.
22:21No.
22:21Yeah, he needed a car wash.
22:22Jason's got you.
22:23He'll be out there.
22:24I got my booty shorts on right now.
22:27If you guys need to know how to navigate the neighborhoods behind this place, I'm getting
22:31pretty good at it.
22:31That's good.
22:32That's good.
22:33Be safe.
22:33Straight Guy Ken live from the twink streets.
22:36Oh, wow.
22:37Thank you, Ken.
22:38Oh, man.
22:39So, they sold it.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Yeah.
22:42They sold it.
22:43But it's still listed like that on...
22:44Forever.
22:45I hope it stays like that forever.
22:46I never want it to change.
22:48Because I have the number for 84 Elite, but if you said it closed years ago.
22:53Yeah.
22:53I don't know.
22:54Just be like, want to let you know you're listed as the twink wall.
22:57Do you want to let them know?
22:58That might have stopped.
22:59That might have hurt business, you know?
23:01That might have hurt business a bit.
23:03When you're like, yeah, just it's this address.
23:06And then you type that in and it says that it is a twink wash?
23:10Or led to some weird interactions.
23:12Oh, boy.
23:13You're right.
23:14I'm here for the twink wash.
23:15What?
23:16Come on in.
23:18Eventually, you're just like, well, this is what we got to do.
23:20I'm going to jerk dudes off.
23:22We want to make it.
23:26Business is business.
23:27Luckily, Ken did not get killed searching for the twink wash.
23:30That would have been hard to explain to his family.
23:33It would have.
23:34It would have been pretty bad about that.
23:35Why was he at the twink wash?
23:37Oh, well, he had a whole side you didn't know about.
23:39Yeah.
23:42Oh, my God.
23:43He loved a good twink.
23:44Oh, that'd be diabolical to not really tell the truth about it.
23:47But to just let it.
23:49He went there for gay sex.
23:50We're sorry to tell you.
23:52All the time.
23:53It's right in the station.
23:53The ultimate in joke.
23:55Right till the end.
23:56Yeah.
23:58It was done.
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