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My Dad Is Poisedon S
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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface!
01:11Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:39Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:43I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:49Sire!
02:06Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:11Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:27Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:56What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:03Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:10Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:13I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:31Fight!
03:39Get your hands off me, creep!
03:41Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:47Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:56He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:11You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:16I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:20If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:23I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn.
04:32You really know how to flip my switch.
04:42I need more. A lot more.
04:52Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:53You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:16You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:28Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:34I won't kill him.
06:36But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:40Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:49Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:05Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:18Those assholes are back already.
07:20What are you talking about?!
07:27Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:30Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:34Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:36Keep acting tough!
07:38Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:40Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:55You asked for this.
08:09You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
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08:26What the-
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08:36Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:39Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:42What are you whining about?
08:45Nothing.
08:46Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:53Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
09:00Huh.
09:01The tide barrier just got tripped.
09:09Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:12Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:15Yeah, maybe.
09:16But he retired recently.
09:18We're gonna find him now.
09:28I'm badly wounded.
09:29I don't have much time.
09:31Find Lily's real father.
09:33Leave her with him.
09:35I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:39Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:54There it is.
10:03Liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the Dillon.
10:07Lifetime of easy living.
10:13What the hell was that?
10:15Nothing.
10:16Justin just swapped a bug.
10:21That girl from five years ago.
10:23You came looking for me?
10:26She's your daughter.
10:28We need you now.
10:30So you're my dad?
10:32You're actually pretty handsome.
10:34This aura?
10:36She's got my blood.
10:43Who did this?
10:44Don't worry about it.
10:46Just keep Lily safe.
10:52Mommy.
10:53Mommy.
10:54Mommy.
11:15It's too late, boss.
11:16Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:33Somebody help me.
11:47Give me a name, Liara.
11:48Who did this?
11:50I'm going to tear them apart.
11:53It was...
11:55It was...
12:15Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:18You're my fiancé.
12:19My property.
12:20You filthy whore.
12:22Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:27But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:34No!
12:35Let go!
12:38With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:50I...
12:50got careless.
12:53Diving near a shipwreck.
12:54My fault.
12:55Shipwreck?
12:57Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:59Someone did this to you.
13:03You're just a regular guy.
13:06Stay out of it.
13:07Boss?
13:08Soup's ready.
13:15If I don't make it,
13:17promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:20She's all we have left.
13:22She's safe.
13:23Now drink.
13:26Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:34Jack, you...
13:37Ambrosia residue?
13:38Golden applesap?
13:40I studied this in grad's time.
13:42Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:45Where the hell did you get this?
13:48More.
13:49Try it.
14:00These ingredients,
14:01where did you get them?
14:02where did you get them?
14:13It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:16I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:41What a lively little snack.
14:44What a lively little snack.
14:55I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:57You want more?
14:59I've got a ton of it laying around.
15:00This guy's luck is insane.
15:04A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
15:09Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
15:12You're safe here, Liria.
15:17We've got a kid together now.
15:19I'm not letting anything touch.
15:23You or Lily.
15:25Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:26Daddy!
15:27Help!
15:30Something's trying to eat me!
15:34Lily's in trouble!
15:47I-I'm not tasty.
15:50My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:53Please don't eat me!
15:58Divine power runs through this girl.
16:02Devour you.
16:03And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
16:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:12Ha ha ha ha!
16:22Woo!
16:40You disgusting freak!
16:42What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:44Mommy!
16:47I've got you, baby.
16:49Touch my kid again,
16:52and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
16:54Ha!
16:55You ruined my meal?
16:59Wait.
17:00The baby mama herself.
17:03Perfect.
17:08Two courses for the price of one!
17:17You bitch!
17:23Jack, take Lily and run.
17:25Go!
17:31Run from the Lucian Hydro,
17:34you pathetic little insects.
17:42You...
17:43Posei?
17:45That kid's his.
17:46No wonder the power's so pure.
17:49That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:51If I stay, I'm dead.
17:59What the hell just happened?
18:01It ran?
18:03Damn, Leoya.
18:04Leoya, your powers are badass.
18:06You straight up scared the monster off.
18:08Me?
18:09No way.
18:10Even at full strength,
18:11I couldn't take that thing.
18:12I'm still recovering.
18:14Wait.
18:16Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:20Whatever.
18:21Let's get home.
18:22That thing might circle back.
18:27About that monster.
18:33Failed at the perfect time?
18:34Figures.
18:35He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:42No.
18:46No!
18:48No!
18:50No!
18:52No!
18:54Yes!
18:57No!
19:22my leash have mercy I didn't know she was your die swear it I please spare my
19:28life no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:47enjoying the show
20:08my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
20:15one step near my daughter again I will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
20:22yes yes my leash my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you I'll just have
20:40to dig up
20:41the truth myself that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone
20:56probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king
21:14anymore the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
21:21you're in hades territory asshole
21:34poseidon
21:50is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:58who the fuck is tearing up my domain
22:06i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
22:15you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:43little fish
22:52hady the staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:59hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
23:11thank the fates the boss is here
23:19boss this bum
23:26you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
23:31in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:41my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:46dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:53understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
24:02everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
24:06every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
24:11yes boss
24:18poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
24:22click the pointository
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