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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:54See? Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:38Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:21Brother, don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:59Yeah, right!
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo...
00:11:15What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:13Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:38I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Huh.
00:17:40Hm...
00:17:40The End
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts? You don't know her? You don't know her background? She
00:19:18could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you. We can't be interrupted. Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General? This isn't just a gull-dicking conwoman. This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her. She uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son. James, get the SWAT team. Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me. I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Right.
00:21:38We right the wrong...
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me by bathing with me who are your fucking spy
00:22:00So I swear to god, I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor. I
00:22:10Will never
00:22:25Look who's guilty now
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is. All right, but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to a
00:22:37Naked woman and her breasts science. Okay. It just means that my body. Oh shut up
00:22:45You distracted me with your funny and I'm a professional I hear Lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58Oh
00:22:59We're almost there a
00:23:02Get him boys get
00:23:06By
00:23:10By
00:23:25Those diva seals
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's it's not even a scratch. I told you this is dark magic
00:23:33Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing. No, I believe miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:38She's not the dark witch young master armstrong. You are too easily fooled this homeless psycho
00:23:46Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right the queen angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save
00:23:56him
00:23:57No one can except for the goddess healer think about it. We heard Lysander's voice
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up. You're right this
00:24:07Homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15No, no
00:24:16Absolutely not. There is no way this hobo girl is better than us. How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:26You're wrong sir. This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master Lysander
00:24:31It's called borderline revival
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37But only temporarily
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this. He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:24:58Then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00The witch doctor
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13I don't know who you are
00:25:15But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21This is it
00:25:22The finishing touch
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27So we can both survive
00:25:47It's poison gas
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master Lysander
00:25:54Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there!
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00No, don't worry general!
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:26:21It's now or never
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes
00:26:38Wait a second
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead
00:26:48It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:50Oh my god
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02This is taking way too long
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out
00:27:07The big guns
00:27:08These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:13Bazooka?
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16Crap, oh my god
00:27:17Get back son
00:27:19Ready
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit!
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted!
00:27:44Shoot her dead now!
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down!
00:27:50Don't listen to her
00:27:51She's a fraud!
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58If I'm a termite then
00:28:00You're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:03Wait a second
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07You can see for yourself
00:28:09Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling general!
00:28:15If you won't punish her
00:28:16I will
00:28:21Don't hurt her
00:28:27He's a cure!
00:28:33His pulse is regular
00:28:35In fact it's never been better
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:53There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11I've learned my lesson
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen, Angel, and I
00:29:28The goddess healer
00:29:30The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51Take care!
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57He's right
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir Lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04And you did just that
00:30:05Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25And he's coming back today
00:30:27But don't be disappointed
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:40Take the gold
00:30:41No, really
00:30:44I don't need anything
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancee
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58I must go
00:31:06Hobo close
00:31:07Halo glow
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:12It was just dumb luck
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31Oh my god
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly
00:31:39No, no, no, no, no Lysander
00:31:42Lysander our job was supposed to be mine
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him
00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:56Wait, no, we're not brides
00:31:59No, she's just better than us
00:32:02Oh my god
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane
00:32:10No, she isn't
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16Why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21No normal person could have done that
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that
00:32:28I have to find her, I have to make her my wife
00:32:31She won my heart over too
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her
00:32:36Alright, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house
00:32:52Now
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house
00:32:54She waited for you for three years
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money
00:33:05So get lost
00:33:06Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma
00:33:18Beatrice Trixie Amore
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30So sign over the house, now
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40And I did
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:03That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21Is so much better than you
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement
00:34:45Oops
00:34:47Yeah
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did
00:35:00In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:35:06Only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here
00:35:21My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35Poor Edna
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:41Show her, Bob
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59Even if you got no game
00:36:01I got street cred I got out of keep, ya dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:36:18I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21So that I can help them
00:36:23Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32Is actually a downgrade
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:53Enough bullshitting already
00:36:54At your wedding I will
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02Why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word
00:37:13Oh, that's rich
00:37:15After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17Do remember that
00:37:20Hmm
00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:51The god of healing
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59And become the goddess healer
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear
00:38:08I know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14It will only delay the healing process
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:20After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39Who actually deserves you
00:38:41You will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45Oh yeah
00:38:51You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too Sasa
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00I hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:39:03Snake bites back hard
00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06Yeah
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10We broadcast
00:39:12That video of me?
00:39:16Yes
00:39:16Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24Against my presidential glow up
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35There he is
00:39:38Welcome home, brother
00:39:40Welcome home, General
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:39:49He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01Fucking coward
00:40:02According to Intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05Then we should join her
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13So she needs our support, will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll
00:40:36Welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham, Stowe, butch is taking my last name
00:40:58Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract
00:41:19It's an honor, and that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28Let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:11Just watch
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter, you lost
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20You know, being this poor
00:42:24Me, bum a meal
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:36Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:49But already cut ties with his ex
00:42:51But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57This is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:43:05Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18You? Giving me the contract?
00:43:21You? Giving me the contract?
00:43:22You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:34And I saw potential in you
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41Don't be all sore now just cause I stole your man
00:43:44This is what us rich girls do
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50Damn right
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:44:00Bravo! Self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02Quick! Somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06She'll make her sup
00:44:07Don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09She's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man
00:44:20But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:44:37Cause I've got the material goods
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not
00:45:10I don't believe it
00:45:12You all sound so scared already
00:45:14Don't worry
00:45:14This isn't that contract
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28Look at her following orders
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand me
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment
00:46:14baddie
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20I know what this is
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well that's not happening
00:46:32Security, lock the doors, this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:46She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:49Butch Tanner
00:46:51Well he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:46:54Let's go
00:46:58You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:04Including your head of command, butch
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:09You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27Have you really cured the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:32And she's not
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated Trixie
00:47:36Show them, butch
00:47:43See for yourselves everyone
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47Freeloading beggar
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause
00:47:53We're rich as fuck now
00:47:55I'm a major in the marines
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59A billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01With the military
00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:48:07How despicable, she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13Get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:15No free meals for the poor
00:48:17Do you see this Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37But I valued our friendship Marissa
00:48:39Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me
00:48:49Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie
00:49:03My brother will never take you back
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother? I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29I lost that
00:49:32Don't worry my dear
00:49:33After I'm done with you Trixie
00:49:35Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48In front of everybody here
00:49:50Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you
00:50:00Before you even touch me
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07But you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party
00:50:13So you either get the fuck out
00:50:16Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18On the count of three
00:50:19I think I quite like it here
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32We've got none of you
00:50:33Mmmmmmm
00:50:34This wine is so delicious
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:41Is laying a hand
00:50:42On my future wife
00:50:49It's a-
00:50:50It's a-
00:50:51It's a-
00:50:52It's a-
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10You know, look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:46You know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off with it because she's so kind.
00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:02Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:39since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to pay some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:24So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune
00:55:02which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07Must be pennies.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:16Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:42Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worth it Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:44would marry that
00:56:44embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's
00:56:48homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making this woman
00:56:50my wife,
00:56:51which means that she will
00:56:52be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man
00:57:05on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:29the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:33actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy
00:57:36your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:27to be on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a fake rat!
00:58:54Hey, are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong
00:59:18family owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:29the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:31man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl
00:59:37wants and every man
00:59:38wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:03for so long
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to
01:00:13rub your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20I would never be
01:00:21interested in a
01:00:22woman who's
01:00:23as vile and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying
01:00:32to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixine.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:03your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out
01:01:07other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women out there.
01:01:12No,
01:01:12to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:16I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone with the president
01:01:32and she said your contract
01:01:33is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive
01:01:43sage in the field
01:01:44of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:45biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes,
01:01:48that's the highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field
01:01:50of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto
01:01:53is the right rewrites
01:01:55the wrong,
01:01:55the left leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:58That means she's
01:01:59rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would
01:02:01never let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck
01:02:14cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my products,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would even
01:02:23bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person!
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:53doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:55between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:01I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had
01:03:13just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:16for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:19is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be
01:03:29the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:39would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why
01:03:42his choice to crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:46only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell
01:03:55that this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:56is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise
01:03:59I'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus
01:04:00on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to
01:04:05arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiancée.
01:04:09You don't get to
01:04:09decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:37If you can.
01:04:39If you can.
01:04:42If you can.
01:04:43If you can.
01:04:45If you can.
01:04:53If you can.
01:04:56If you can.
01:04:56If you can.
01:04:57If you can.
01:04:57If you can.
01:04:58If you can.
01:05:01If you can.
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:44Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:22Drown out the poor!
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmph.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Ray rides the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:54Marissa, please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:48it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:25pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:45working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:05This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:34He is the General. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:27Not just your brother.
01:16:30Devin. It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55Who the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:00No!
01:18:02Oh!
01:18:03Oh!
01:18:06Oh!
01:18:06Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison!
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:38That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:09She...
01:19:09She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you gonna do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:55She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish!
01:21:15You idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:49Her.
01:21:51Her.
01:21:53Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:02Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28Help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex.
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:30All of her gold.
01:23:31All of her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35this is all your fault you seduced me you were the one that came on to me you
01:23:42him though please Tracy give me another chance I want to be rich again I'll be
01:23:50your slave kiss the ground you walk on you've had your chance to apologize but
01:23:56it's too late now all I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just
01:24:00to benefit yourself you two should be locked up and she shall for creating
01:24:06illegal weapons of mass destruction arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham it's all
01:24:12your fault Marissa I never loved you it's your fault I was only with you for your money
01:24:17I don't care you were rich I'll see myself now rest assured goddess we will not be using these
01:24:26biomedical weapons my platform is spreading kindness just like you I knew
01:24:31you'd uphold our shared values that is why I saved you with these healing hands I
01:24:38will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time well let's not
01:24:43let this wedding go to waste wait we just got married right now do you take each other to be
01:24:59your lawfully wedded partner I do I do you may kiss the bride
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