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My Dad Is Poseidon P1
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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface!
01:11Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:39Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:43I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:49Sire!
02:06Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:11Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:27Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:56What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:03Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:10Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:13I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:31Fight!
03:39Get your hands off me, creep!
03:41Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:47Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:56He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:11You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:16I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:20If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:23I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn.
04:32You really know how to flip my switch.
04:42I need more. A lot more.
04:52Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:53You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:16You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:28Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:34I won't kill him.
06:36But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:40Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:49Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:05Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:18Those assholes are back already.
07:20What are you talking about?!
07:27Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:30Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:34Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:36Keep acting tough!
07:38Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:40Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:55You asked for this.
08:09You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:13...
08:26What the hell?!
08:28What the hell?
08:36Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:42What are you whining about?
08:45Nothing.
08:46Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:54Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
09:00Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
09:09Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:12Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:15Yeah, maybe. But he retired recently.
09:18We're gonna find him now.
09:28I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:31Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:35I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:39Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:55There it is.
10:03Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:13What the hell was that?
10:15Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:21That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:26She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:30So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:34This aura? She's got my blood.
10:43Who did this?
10:44Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:52Mommy? Mommy?
10:54Mommy?
11:15It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:18Mommy?
11:33Somebody help me!
11:47Give me a name, Leora.
11:48Who did this?
11:50I'm going to tear them apart.
11:53It was...
12:15Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:18You're my fiancé, my property.
12:20You filthy whore.
12:22Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:27But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:35No, let go!
12:38With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:50I got careless.
12:53Diving near a shipwreck.
12:54My fault.
12:55Shipwreck?
12:57Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:59Someone did this to you.
13:03You're just a regular guy.
13:05Stay out of it.
13:07Boss, soup's ready.
13:15If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:20She's all we have left.
13:22She's safe.
13:23Now drink.
13:26Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:34Jack, you...
13:37Ambrosia residue?
13:38Golden applesap?
13:40I studied this in grad's time.
13:42Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:45Where the hell did you get this?
13:48More.
13:49Try it.
14:00These ingredients, where did you get them?
14:13It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:15I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:41What a lively little snack.
14:44Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:47Ha ha ha ha!
14:55I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:57You want more?
14:59I've got a ton of it laying around.
15:00This guy's luck is insane.
15:04A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
15:09Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
15:13You're safe here, Liria.
15:17We've got a kid together now.
15:19I'm not letting anything touch.
15:22You or Lily.
15:25Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:26Daddy!
15:27Help!
15:30Something's trying to eat me!
15:34Lily's in trouble!
15:48I...
15:48I'm not tasty.
15:50My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:53Please don't eat me!
15:58Divine power runs through this girl.
16:02Devour you.
16:03And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
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16:39You disgusting freak!
16:42What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:44Mommy!
16:47I've got you, baby.
16:49Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:54Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:59Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
17:08Two courses for the price of one!
17:17You bitch!
17:23Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:31Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:43You...Posei?!
17:44That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:49That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:59What the hell just happened? It ran?
18:03Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
18:08Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
18:14Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:20Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:27About that monster.
18:33Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:37Damn.
18:37Let's go.
18:42No.
18:50Don't do it.
18:54Good dude.
19:22My liege, have mercy.
19:25I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:27Please, spare my life.
19:29No problem.
19:30Thank you, my lord.
19:31Thank you for your mercy.
19:32Try to remember that in your next life.
19:47Enjoying the show?
19:58Enjoying the show?
20:09My king!
20:10We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
20:13Listen to me.
20:14If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
20:20Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
20:22Yes!
20:23Yes, my liege!
20:35My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:41truth myself.
20:50That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:54But Poseidon?
20:55Guy's long gone.
20:56Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:59Sea god myth, ancient history.
21:01Wanna bet?
21:02There ain't no sea king anymore!
21:15The world's the same as ever.
21:17The dead are louder than the living.
21:20Who the hell are you?
21:21You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:24You are all men.
21:35Poseidon?
21:50Is Hades still breathing?
21:51If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:58Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
22:06I don't have time for this.
22:08I'm not wasting it on you.
22:09I need a background check.
22:15You know who I am?
22:17Hades is ace.
22:18You crash my spot, you die here!
22:43Little fish.
22:52Hades staff
22:53One shot
22:54The sea king
22:56He's real
22:59Hades
22:59You hiding?
23:01Come out
23:02Or this whole place turns into driftwood
23:05One
23:07Two
23:11Thank the fates
23:13The boss is here
23:19Boss
23:19This bum
23:26You idiot
23:27Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
23:30You're done
23:30Get out
23:31In front of Poseidon
23:33Your ants
23:34I'm saving your worthless heights
23:41My lord
23:42Is this handling satisfactory?
23:44I'm not here for fun
23:46Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:53Understood
23:53I'll mobilize every team right now
23:55You have three days
23:57I'll be back
24:01Everyone
24:02Drop what you're doing
24:04Full sweep on the Leora and child
24:06Every resource
24:07Every contact
24:08Now
24:09Tell them Poseidon's back
24:11Yes boss
24:17Poseidon's back
24:19Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
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