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00:13David!
00:21Hey.
00:24Hey, you ready?
00:25Yeah. Hey, you can put your stuff in the back.
00:27Okay.
00:27Okay. But first, I need to show you something.
00:32What? No, we got to go.
00:33Naomi and Bryce are like five minutes away, sir.
00:35Come on, get out of the car.
00:36Oh, okay.
00:37Come on, all right.
00:44All right, get up. Get up here.
00:45What?
00:46Yeah. Okay.
00:50I know that finishing this semester at LSU is really like all we've been thinking about lately.
00:57But I just want you to know that I still think of you a lot, too.
01:01And actually, just the other day, I was out, and I got this.
01:12It's a promise ring.
01:16And I think we're ready for an engagement just yet, but I just want you to know how I feel.
01:23And when I bought it, I wanted to give it to you while we watch the sunrise and say something
01:30cool or special that I can't really think of anything cool or special.
01:34Now I'm just kind of feeling cheesy.
01:38I just want you to know that I love you, and I'm going to be there for you no matter
01:42what.
01:42I promise.
01:44You're too good for me.
01:45You really are.
01:47You are.
01:48Oh, here they come.
01:51Let's go.
01:54I'm pretty sure.
01:56But I don't know.
01:57You do?
01:58No.
01:59Do you even know how to work this?
02:00Of course I do.
02:01Kill it.
02:01Look at you learning how to work your mama's car.
02:05Just go.
02:06Come on.
02:06Okay, okay.
02:07Stop it.
02:08Stop it.
02:09Bryce.
02:09I act like you don't enjoy being girl play future NFL superstar.
02:12Okay, big head.
02:14If that head gets any bigger, I'm going to strap you to their Jeep.
02:18Get him, Rube.
02:20We're already waiting.
02:21What's up, man?
02:22Come on, crazy.
02:27Oh, you hear that, man?
02:28How tiny you got here, man.
02:29Mwah.
02:30Mwah.
02:31Oh, I'm so ready for this trip.
02:33It's not even funny.
02:35Are you ready to have fun?
02:36Am I ready to have fun?
02:37I don't even ask you.
02:38Are you ready to have fun?
02:39Well, I know I'm ready to have fun.
02:40I was just making sure you're ready to have fun.
02:42I am the king of fun.
02:44Of course I'm ready.
02:45Oh, my gosh.
02:46Big head, just come get in the car.
02:48Jeez.
02:50See what I do it?
02:51You get to the fish all the time.
02:54I'm here.
02:59Woo!
03:00Yeah, that's good.
03:01Take a shot!
03:05Take a shot!
03:09Woo!
03:10Woo!
03:11Woo!
03:11Woo!
03:12Woo!
03:15Woo!
03:18Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:23Wild you very much.
03:25I'm not going to kill her.
03:26Woo!
03:28I don't know you're yet.
03:31Woo!
03:32Woo!
03:32Woo!
03:33Woo!
03:35Woo!
03:35Woo!
03:38Woo!
03:38A man don't have to do what a man don't want to do, ah, yeah.
03:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, I really love you, girl.
03:48I'm too bad I'm on the floor and I'm broke.
03:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, I know you are the world.
03:54I'm too bad I'm on the floor and I'm broke.
04:04Charlie!
04:05Oh, my gosh.
04:06Hi.
04:07Where's Charles' car?
04:08I didn't see it.
04:09Oh, it's in the shop this weekend.
04:11We're just going to use yours.
04:12Oh, okay.
04:13Well, decided to show up.
04:15Hi.
04:17Oh, my gosh, Charlie, this place is so beautiful.
04:20Yeah, it ought to be.
04:21It's my dad's favorite summer home.
04:22He never lets anyone stay at.
04:24So, voy a ti, chévois.
04:25Chévois, baby.
04:26Oh, I love when you cook with me.
04:28Oh, as they say in Mexican, mi casa, su casa.
04:31Oh, right.
04:32Help them with their bags.
04:33Guys, enjoy these moments right now because in a few years,
04:37it's going to be all work, no play.
04:39Come on.
04:40Yeah, that's right, because in a few years,
04:41well, y'all are busting your asses.
04:43I'm going to be sailing off the coast of Bali
04:44with my dad's life insurance to check
04:45and my motherfucking account.
04:47Oh, man.
04:49Howard, you have a radio here, right?
04:51No, hon.
04:51You're just going to have a deal.
04:52Yeah, I can't use to know self-service, guys.
04:54It's basically non-existent until my dad has a tower bell.
04:56Wait, wait, wait.
04:57Dude, are you serious?
04:57I got like a whole bunch of calls I got to make about my internship
05:00and plus, what if, you know, somebody breaks their leg or something?
05:02Oh, if there's an emergency, there's a landline in the kitchen.
05:04And if you're a total pussy,
05:06you can walk a half a mile to Mr. Bromlin's house
05:07and get reception there.
05:09Well, you know what?
05:09It actually feels kind of good not having my cell phone.
05:12Agreed.
05:12It gives us fun to actually talk instead of texting.
05:15Does that feel good, you guys?
05:16Does that feel good?
05:16Okay, now this circle jerk is over.
05:18Let me show you to your rooms.
05:21Bryce, since you are just so damn sexy,
05:23you get the first master bedroom in his bad ass.
05:25David.
05:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Fucking jackass.
05:27I got my laptop in there.
05:28Wait, that's your bag?
05:29What?
05:29Yeah.
05:30Dude, I thought that was Taylor's.
05:31No, man.
05:31What's wrong with you, boy?
05:33Now, me and the lady.
05:34Me and the lady are going to take the other master bedroom
05:38where we will make sweet, passionate love.
05:41Unless, of course, you guys, you know,
05:42you want to switch it up a bit
05:43and the dudes can take this bedroom here
05:45while me and the ladies take the other one.
05:47Oh, hilarious.
05:48What?
05:49Stop it.
05:50Is that bad?
05:51That's enough.
05:52Baby.
05:53Whoa.
05:54Ladies, you want to go check out the backyard?
05:55Yeah.
05:55How is this not a joke?
05:56Look, baby.
05:57This is only in pretend
05:58would you and your friend sleep with me in the same bed.
06:02Huh?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Unless you want to.
06:05Would you just think about it?
06:06Oh, I love you, too, baby.
06:08Right in my life.
06:09You guys.
06:12What?
06:14What?
06:14What?
06:17Oh, my God.
06:42I'm going to cry right here.
06:47What?
06:50Oh, my God.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55Oh, my God.
07:01I'm going to cry right here.
07:11Oh.
07:11I know you're just a fool and I'm losing to a man.
07:15Do what you're doing?
07:25I'd be standing there at the bar without your friends.
07:31Just waiting on a wrecking ball to swing on in.
07:35Frank, I'm going to run inside and grab some beers.
07:38Does anyone want one?
07:39Yeah, I'll take it.
07:40Okay.
07:43Yeah, I'll take two.
07:44Wrong boy.
07:45I'm out.
07:46And grab one for now.
07:50Yeah, five bucks says you can't carry.
07:51That's a good one.
07:53Yes, you can't.
07:55Good job counting.
08:04So what do you guys say tomorrow?
08:06Go to the lake, pick up the Chepsi's.
08:09Chepsi's really champion, right here.
08:11Oh, okay, baby.
08:12You got a little, uh, catch a competition over here.
08:15I really don't know how you can be better at the Chepsi's.
08:22Um, fuck.
08:27Um...
08:30New Buck Residents.
08:31This is Mr. New Buck.
08:33Get Howard.
08:34You all right, Mr. New Buck?
08:36There's been a rogue terrorist attack on the Gulf Coast.
08:39Jesus.
08:40Uh, uh, hey, guys, come in here for a second.
08:46You didn't carry that many beers?
08:48Howard?
08:49Howard, are you there?
08:51Yeah, Pop, what's going on?
08:53Howard, I'm still in New York.
08:54There's been some kind of terrorist attack.
08:58There are same ballistic missiles that are headed toward the Gulf Coast.
09:02And the military is accepting it to death.
09:05My way to pick up your mom.
09:08Dad?
09:09Hello?
09:12Look, uh, uh, let me try back again from the other phone.
09:15Oh, my God, I have to call my mom.
09:17Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and go call my dad.
09:19I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
09:20We just need to calm down.
09:21Yeah, we don't even know where the missile's headed.
09:23You guys, we have to pack our stuff and get out of here.
09:25Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
09:26No, no, no, I just talked to my dad.
09:27He said that the safest place to be during an attack is in a rural area.
09:30So we should just stay here, wait for the military to launch its anti-deployment, okay?
09:33That makes a lot of sense.
09:34I mean, rural means fewer people.
09:35It'll be less of an impact.
09:36So theoretically, the worst place to be would be a city like New Orleans, right?
09:40Shit.
09:41Our brother's in New Orleans.
09:42Baby, he's in the military, though.
09:44He'll be fine.
09:44Why New Orleans?
09:45Yeah, guys, honestly, my vote is let's just stay here, let them blow that shit out of the sky
09:50and continue having a good time.
09:51Are you out of your mind?
09:52Yeah, and who said we were voting?
09:54Guys, that's not a bad idea.
09:55Yeah, we only have one car here.
09:57We should probably decide what to do as a group.
09:59All right, all in favor of staying here, raise your head.
10:08All right, and all in favor of leaving?
10:14Taylor, you have to vote.
10:16I don't have enough data to make an educate decision.
10:18You don't have enough data?
10:20This isn't a science class.
10:21We need to vote right now because we have to decide what to do.
10:23I'm not voting.
10:24Okay, fine.
10:25Three against two, though.
10:26We're staying.
10:27Fine.
10:28Babe?
10:30Jesus, this is so crazy.
10:38I wish we could at least find out which way the missiles were headed.
10:41I know, me too.
10:43I told my dad not to get rid of the fucking TV.
10:46Actually, it wouldn't matter if we had a TV.
10:48Ballistic missiles are radio-controlled.
10:50They change directions at any time.
10:52So, the military, they wouldn't even know where they're headed.
10:57What?
10:58My brother's recon and he's a weapons freak.
11:01I'm going to get some air.
11:16I'm going to get some air.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:41That's not bad.
11:42What was that?
11:44Look at that.
11:45What?
11:46Oh, my God.
11:55Did you see it?
11:57I saw everything.
11:58I saw everything.
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