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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04oh
03:13no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20uh
03:29lindy
03:33okay i'm opening up the dollhouse
03:36stop screaming at me
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:08I AM NOT OKAY!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No! Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:49Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53YES!
04:54Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:12It happened!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow?
05:37No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You...
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Or...
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction,
06:05and, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room!
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:43Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:03That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh...
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:15Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh...
08:08I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down.
08:33Ahh!
08:36Ahh!
08:39Ahh!
08:42Ahh!
08:45Ahh!
08:46Ahh!
08:46Ahh!
08:47Ahh!
08:48Why!
08:51Hey Lindy!
08:54I'm gonna need a minute
08:58I don't want to be little
09:04He's been away
09:13Thank you
09:15You can refilm the ladies' cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We've got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten-day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber-romantic
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:12Quiet, please
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just
10:28I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21That's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:26Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les
12:46I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um
12:52Being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:14Okay
13:15This is crazy
13:19Oh, God
13:30Oh, God
13:31Oh, God
13:32Oh, God
13:32Oh, God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Can you put me down?
15:05Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:23Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:31Merry Christmas to me.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:41Merry Christmas to you.
15:44To you.
16:05Merry Christmas.
16:09Merry Christmas.
16:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
16:18water truck ran out of shrinking gas
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel
16:22what am I supposed to do with this
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it
16:28I don't know
16:28I'm Scarface
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something
16:36how are you feeling?
16:39really
16:39I mean
16:40I know what you mean
16:43better
16:46I did always love this couch
17:02when you're ready
17:05pour away
17:10don't be shy
17:12so this is my
17:17tiny little life now
17:18temporary tiny life
17:20how long again?
17:22a day
17:22two at the most
17:24I'm so close
17:25so close
17:26yeah
17:26yeah
17:32did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34floor is clean
17:35you're the first person to ever walk on it
17:38six inch tall
17:39Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:40kind of
17:50less you put parmesan in the potatoes
17:52potatoes a la Diane
17:56with a twist
17:58who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon
18:00from Legally Blonde
18:01she's gonna play me in the movie
18:03she's gonna play the sister character
18:05I still don't know who that is
18:07Walt
18:08she's blonde
18:09wears pink
18:10goes to Harvard
18:10that's a stretch
18:12what?
18:12I am blonde
18:14Les said that we could be twins
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind
18:18no no I think with the right hair and makeup
18:20you know Hollywood
18:21I mean
18:21it's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film
18:24because it sold a million copies
18:27because it won the Pulitzer
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas
18:31you're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern
18:34is playing the mother
18:35I adore Laura Dern
18:36but I question her judgment
18:38the book wasn't well received
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer
18:42the Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn
18:44and added
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make
18:47their words
18:47which she memorized
18:48and repeat constantly
18:51I can barely show my face
18:53at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate
18:58Walt
18:59your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays
19:02that's not a stretch
19:03mom it's fiction
19:05Carol didn't see a character
19:08Carol saw me
19:09and the me in your book is a monster
19:11it's a comedy
19:13it's a dark comedy
19:14a coming of age story
19:16about a woman
19:17who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced
19:20by a monster of a mother character
19:23you try being a single mother
19:26of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day
19:30without a word
19:31walked out or was driven away
19:33Jim abandoned me
19:34no
19:35he stopped being married to you
19:37he abandoned
19:39me
19:40me too
19:41and he's still the hero
19:43I tried my best
19:46Walt
19:46if I may
19:47Walt
19:48Diane
19:49have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them
19:51potatoes
19:52a la Diane
19:53with a twist
19:54is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57it's parmesan cheese
19:58try it
20:05it's too rich
20:06it's too rich
20:07but absolutely divine
20:08just like you
20:15Walt
20:16sorry
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow
20:19I hear it's dreadful
20:21yes
20:22yes
20:23no I don't get the arch
20:25it's like an arch for what?
20:27it's the gateway to the west
20:30I think it's great
20:31I can barely show my face
20:34wine club Wednesdays
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas
20:38I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting
20:41I have to say
20:42hello
20:47what's going on?
20:48do you want to have a sec?
20:49oh yes
20:50yes please
20:51will I hear?
20:52we'll be quiet
20:53we'll be fine
20:54oh alright
20:55you're set to high volume
20:58watch
20:58watch
20:59watch
20:59watch
21:02okay
21:02okay
21:03okay
21:16okay
21:35oh jesus waltz can i help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with the
21:42light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
22:03maybe i can't be quiet
22:14i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make me
22:21walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:37it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52so
23:07Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34Now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No.
24:12No.
24:13No.
24:17Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:22Ow.
24:24Fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:42I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard.
25:11I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right?
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:27She's fine.
25:29Everything okay?
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard.
25:34She's at home writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:01Yes, I'll wait.
26:03Less?
26:09That's a toy.
26:14Oh, he left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:21It's a toy, right?
26:23Why? I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh? Oh.
26:32Yeah. Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:36That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel. Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me. That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:14What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2630 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no. We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:37What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really, actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:17Oh, I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um, you, you seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm, uh, just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38And I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special.
29:43You know, and it's just, you know.
29:47Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:57Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Buddy.
30:15Any room over here?
30:24Oh, right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, come on.
30:43Okay.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Uh, guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:11Okay, Sachs.
31:15So...
31:16We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54The last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bob's.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:17Let's make history.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab, ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous
37:07Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:51No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Jesus!
38:53God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:19God damn it!
39:21God damn it!
39:23God damn it!
39:23God damn it!
39:24God damn it!
39:26God damn it!
39:27God damn it!
39:29God damn it!
39:32God damn it!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:37Oh, thank you.
41:04You lay your bets and then you pay the price.
41:07The things we do for love.
41:09The things we do for love.
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer.
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone.
41:22The weather's turned and all the lights are down.
41:25The things we do for love.
41:27The things we do for love.
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow when there's nowhere to go.
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying.
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes.
41:44You think you're gonna break up.
41:47Then she says she wants to make up.
41:51Get her every moment.
41:53Get her every moment.
42:23Get her every moment.
42:23Get her every moment.
42:23Get her every moment.
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