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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring.
00:00:19You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am.
00:00:33I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Probably.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:10I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:19This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:41You were a-
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45I don't know who you are.
00:02:50All right.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Haley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it
00:03:20Oh fuck
00:03:22Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:43Every hallway and every rumor
00:03:45In this school your personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl
00:03:53Close leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:00Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20And piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:28Hi
00:04:29I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:32Hi
00:04:33I'm Haley
00:04:34So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters
00:04:37That's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:41Come in
00:04:43Bye bye
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:48There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:11Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:13Honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:28Give it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:46At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Aw, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57No, the family queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds
00:06:15And you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl
00:06:31Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl
00:06:33Valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley queen
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chances, Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking, Haley
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning or...
00:07:22My name's Haley
00:07:23Wow, Haley
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed a spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Hell no
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child
00:07:42With follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her
00:07:48Must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:19As more than just friends
00:08:21Oh, thank God
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now
00:08:30Um, I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:36Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:13That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me
00:09:28Don't look at me
00:09:29We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Now
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Out
00:09:37God damn it
00:09:41Come on
00:09:43Come on
00:10:15You're helping me
00:10:16Yeah, well
00:10:17I didn't plan it
00:10:18But here we are
00:10:26Excuse you
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else
00:10:28I don't love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking
00:10:31Yeah, actually
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:34If he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:39Funny
00:10:41Okay, well
00:10:42Can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44And go our separate ways
00:10:45Fine by me
00:10:49Oh, I know
00:10:51Of all the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55You're not even my type
00:10:56But
00:10:57You know
00:10:58Power theory
00:10:58Or whatever
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully
00:11:10Quacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen
00:11:13Red alert
00:11:14Cole and the new girl
00:11:15Are for sure flirting
00:11:17I think it's time
00:11:18To take drastic action
00:11:21Don't be a coward
00:11:22Just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28Oh my god
00:11:30Here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out
00:11:41He's probably just busy
00:11:46Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see
00:11:48Your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh
00:11:51This is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good
00:11:53That I think the whole school
00:11:54Should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:15Oh my god
00:12:16Oh my god
00:12:18Oh my god
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's new
00:12:33Just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:49Come on
00:12:50Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped
00:12:54Stop, delete it, please
00:12:56Delete it
00:13:07Oh my god
00:13:16Oh my god
00:13:17Oh cool
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:24Why don't we just go ahead
00:13:25And go full nude
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no
00:13:30Jen, stop
00:13:31Jen, stop
00:13:33Get off of me!
00:13:38Get off of me!
00:13:41Get off of me!
00:13:42Oh my god!
00:13:45Oh my god!
00:13:46Oh my god!
00:13:46Get off of me!
00:13:46My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:00Stop!
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Hey!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55No.
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Mm.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:42After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:45No.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:43You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:46Abedic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:50And maybe he's sitting on his bike video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20I called me.
00:19:22So you thought that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:33Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:48Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:58It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04I think you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:01Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:05I happen to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:29I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying.
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:54He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:06Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:12How you touching my feelings.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:27No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:44Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:05I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:11He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:17That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:31Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:55You live such a tough life.
00:24:01What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:06But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:13Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:15I... got into a car accident.
00:24:17Really? Are you okay?
00:24:19You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:21He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:24Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:28I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:34So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:45Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:02Oh, you.
00:25:04Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:07Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:13I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:22You finished it?
00:25:24It's okay.
00:25:25We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:36It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:39I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So.
00:25:55Are you going to prom?
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:02Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:06Me? Jealous?
00:26:07No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:11You are so full of yourself.
00:26:13You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:17No way.
00:26:19It's a self-locking door.
00:26:21Really?
00:26:22Miss Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:23I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:24I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:27Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:29I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:32Don't worry.
00:26:33Maybe try something new.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:08You're really good at this.
00:27:10One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19You know.
00:27:21You know.
00:27:31You know.
00:27:36You know.
00:27:38You know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:46I want you.
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:59Oh, my God.
00:28:00How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:16You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen.
00:28:18What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake.
00:28:24Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:26Relax.
00:28:26I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait.
00:28:28Car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:44I gotta go.
00:28:45Guacamole wizard.
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:52Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:54Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:56Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:59You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:02She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:05He was in a real car accident.
00:29:06According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:09I can't make this anymore.
00:29:10Cole, wait.
00:29:13Oh shit.
00:29:18What's up, Gus?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:22Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:29Hey!
00:29:30Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:33They're your favorite.
00:29:34Right?
00:29:36How did you know that?
00:29:38Tough day, huh?
00:29:39There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:43He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:45Could he?
00:29:51The truth is, um...
00:29:52A dickhead?
00:29:55What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:06There it goes again.
00:30:08Cole is jealous.
00:30:09We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:15Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:23I have the ball now.
00:30:24Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:28Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:31Maybe I can use that.
00:30:35Jake!
00:30:36Hey!
00:30:37What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:41Wait, seriously?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43Just one little catch.
00:30:44You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:49All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:52If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:55I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:59But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:03You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:05I'm thinking.
00:31:06About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:10We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:12Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:14No, you don't.
00:31:15How do you know that?
00:31:16You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:18Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:20You have no idea.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:42Ailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:56Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:32:00No, it's cute.
00:32:02The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:05He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:07So, um...
00:32:08What do you think?
00:32:09You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:12I...
00:32:12I should feel happy.
00:32:14But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:18Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:26My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:29And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:32Wow.
00:32:33That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35Oh.
00:32:36That's weak shit?
00:32:37Is this weak shit?
00:32:41Oh, my God.
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:49Wow.
00:32:50He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:57Wait, I can't.
00:32:59Colt, put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:03Don't do that again.
00:33:17New couple alert.
00:33:19Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:20Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:22You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:24And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:26I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:28Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:32I might say yes.
00:33:35Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:39Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41We're both hot.
00:33:43And we're both rich.
00:33:44And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:47So.
00:33:48How romantic.
00:33:49I think I'll pass.
00:33:52You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:56Oh, here they come.
00:33:59If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:01I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:07And the Dean's List.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:17I'll talk to you later.
00:34:18I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:19Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:20Bye.
00:34:21I'll see you.
00:34:22He's so different.
00:34:23Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Yeah, I'll stay with you.
00:34:28Haley?
00:34:35What are you doing?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39God.
00:34:44Here, I'll get it.
00:34:46I know.
00:34:50Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:54I don't care.
00:34:55I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:15I'm a problem.
00:35:16I'm a chick.
00:35:16I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:19He doesn't even know you.
00:35:20And you do?
00:35:21How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:24That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:26Because...
00:35:26I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:29I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:31The first day.
00:35:33You were watching me?
00:35:35Just...
00:35:36Just don't go and apologize.
00:35:52Milf!
00:35:54Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:56Again.
00:35:56Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:59Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:02Obviously I do.
00:36:03Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:06What do I do?
00:36:09I've got a few ideas.
00:36:15Haley, look.
00:36:17Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:19Alright, I promise.
00:36:20Yeah?
00:36:20Really, like who?
00:36:21I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24Jake.
00:36:25And you.
00:36:26But you're not asking me.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:32Hey Hal, um...
00:36:34I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:36the other night.
00:36:38The other night?
00:36:39Yeah, it was...
00:36:42so...
00:36:43sexy.
00:36:44You're so sexy.
00:36:46Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:58And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:03Look!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:16Oh, my God!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:22Guys, stop it!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:25What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:29Shit.
00:37:30It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:31I've got to save Cole.
00:37:32I mean, Jake.
00:37:33I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:40Oh, my God!
00:37:41Principal Stevens!
00:37:42I'm so sorry!
00:37:44Haley Rock.
00:37:45That's detention.
00:37:47After school.
00:37:48Don't be late.
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:07Can we keep you company?
00:38:09It's the least I could do after you saved my house today.
00:38:13The locker thing?
00:38:14That was an accident.
00:38:16Oh, sure.
00:38:19So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No.
00:38:25He lied about that.
00:38:26I don't know why, though.
00:38:28Good.
00:38:30You know...
00:38:31Father, that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:35Thinking about him touching you, kissing you...
00:38:38I could kill him.
00:38:42Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:46Okay, fine.
00:38:47I won't.
00:38:51Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:55Okay, everyone.
00:38:56Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:06Oh, my God.
00:39:07I am so fed up with this.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:20Oops!
00:39:27Sorry!
00:39:28I tripped.
00:39:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:31Jack!
00:39:31What?
00:39:32It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:37They're dead.
00:39:39They're both dead.
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:42How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:47Oh.
00:39:48What are you...
00:39:49Are you almost crying?
00:39:51It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:55Jen!
00:39:56What's going on over there?
00:40:07What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:10This squirm is burning!
00:40:12Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:13Oh, please.
00:40:14It's baking soda and water.
00:40:15You're fine.
00:40:16Detention.
00:40:17Today, after school.
00:40:19Shit.
00:40:31Jake, hey.
00:40:32Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:34Gotta get to student council.
00:40:38Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:41The rice trick?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:46You don't know about the...
00:40:49Come on.
00:41:02Hey!
00:41:03Um, Ella.
00:41:05It's Emma.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07That's what I said.
00:41:08Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:18Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:20We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:24No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:27It means...
00:41:27It means I can't...
00:41:29Can't what?
00:41:33I talked to a friend online.
00:41:36He's really important to me.
00:41:40And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:53You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:58Big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:01Okay, okay.
00:42:02I-I get it.
00:42:06You're kinda sweet.
00:42:11Hey, look at that.
00:42:14Oh my god.
00:42:15Thank you!
00:42:17Oh my god.
00:42:19You're a miracle worker.
00:42:26Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:27You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:30Shut up, Ella.
00:42:31It's Emma.
00:42:32Whatever.
00:42:39Oh my god.
00:42:42Hello.
00:42:43Oh my god.
00:42:47Oh my god.
00:42:49Morning, Vally whore!
00:42:50How are things in the castle?
00:42:52Oh my god!
00:42:54How are things in the castle?
00:42:56Valley whore?
00:42:58What are they talking about?
00:43:14Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:18Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:21Oh my God, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:25Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:28Yeah, hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:49Here you go.
00:43:51Here, this is for you.
00:43:56Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:58You hacked my laptop?
00:44:01Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:02It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:04But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:06What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:09What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:11No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:13Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:17Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:33Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:33Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:50I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:55Jane!
00:44:56Hey!
00:44:58Now is the time.
00:45:00Tell them.
00:45:01Tell them what?
00:45:02That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:05Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:08Here you go.
00:45:12Oh my god.
00:45:13Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:16Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:20What?
00:45:21Why would you do that?
00:45:22Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:23Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:26Jake, is this true?
00:45:28Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:32Sorry.
00:45:33It was nothing personal?
00:45:40Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48All right, all right, all right!
00:45:50Enough!
00:45:51What in the world is going on here?
00:45:53Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:55That's all him.
00:45:56Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:03Let me get this straight.
00:46:04You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:08It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:10It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:12Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:15Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:18You think that's what it could be?
00:46:19Who cares?
00:46:20I care.
00:46:22And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:25So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:26What?
00:46:27Not over my dead body.
00:46:29Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:32I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:33No, no, please don't.
00:46:35Please.
00:46:36Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:38Max's dad called.
00:46:39He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:41You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:44End of discussion.
00:46:51Come on, you big coward.
00:46:53Message him.
00:46:54Just do it, just do it.
00:46:58You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:07I could never think that.
00:47:14But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:15Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:17I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:24I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:26If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41You got this, Haley.
00:47:43Just take a deep breath.
00:47:44You got this.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:49You look beautiful.
00:47:53Thank you, Mom.
00:47:59I can't resist.
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:01Let's go.
00:48:02Yeah, I did something.
00:48:12Hey, Haley.
00:48:14I'm glad you came.
00:48:15You look so pretty.
00:48:16Hi.
00:48:17Hey, Max.
00:48:18Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:20I mean...
00:48:20No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:22You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:24They don't care about shit.
00:48:25Get drunk, girl.
00:48:26Woo!
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:40What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:44Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:47Hey, everyone.
00:48:48Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:50Valley whore!
00:48:54Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:56What have I even done to you?
00:48:58To me?
00:48:58Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:01because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:04those are concerning.
00:49:05Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:08Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:10She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:12Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:23Leave me alone.
00:49:25Is there a fire?
00:49:27Okay, reset off the alarm.
00:49:41Call?
00:49:42Call?
00:49:49Call?
00:49:57Call?
00:50:00Call?
00:50:01Call?
00:50:05Call?
00:50:09Call?
00:50:13Call?
00:50:14Call?
00:50:16Call?
00:50:16Call?
00:50:17Call?
00:50:18Call?
00:50:19Call?
00:50:19Are you him?
00:50:22Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:25Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:27Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:30No, I'm not.
00:50:31Yes, you are.
00:50:32It's okay.
00:50:33You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:36So you two.
00:50:37This whole time.
00:50:41Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:45Hey, wait.
00:50:45Wait.
00:50:51Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:53You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:56Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:58I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:59Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:01I guess you.
00:51:02Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:05I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:08Now what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:11What are you?
00:51:20Who is that?
00:51:21I don't know.
00:51:22Just the devil.
00:51:25Get in the car.
00:51:28I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:30Get in the car!
00:51:32Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:34Haley!
00:51:36I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:39I'm a striven.
00:51:39So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:45Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:47My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:52And that's not you.
00:51:54You will be forgotten.
00:51:56You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:57And your mom works for me.
00:51:59Stay away from him.
00:52:01Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:05Dad, stop!
00:52:06Don't you touch my family.
00:52:09I'll stay away.
00:52:11Haley, come on.
00:52:12You don't mean that.
00:52:14I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:17I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:23I hate everything about you.
00:52:25I hate all of it.
00:52:27I don't want any part of it.
00:52:30So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:34Haley!
00:52:43No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:46Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:49Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:50Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:51I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:55Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:05Hi, Haley.
00:53:06I'm Emma.
00:53:07I know who you are.
00:53:09Right.
00:53:09I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:14So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:17Goodness new.
00:53:22Oh, wow.
00:53:24Thanks, Emma.
00:53:26Okay, bye.
00:53:31One down, one to go.
00:53:34You're so cool.
00:53:35I know, Emma.
00:53:36Wanna go to prom?
00:53:38Why not?
00:53:40Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:46Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:48Hi, Max.
00:53:49And Max's friend.
00:53:51Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:53Cole's grounded.
00:53:54Oh, he is?
00:53:56But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:58What can I say, Max?
00:54:00Actions have consequences.
00:54:03Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:05Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:11We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:13Cole?
00:54:14My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:18He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:20Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:22We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:24so he can get back to his very important
00:54:26and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:37Go away!
00:54:42Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:45Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:46I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:49Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52What's going on?
00:54:53Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:55You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:57You can be together.
00:54:58Just log into this stupid game
00:54:59and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04I'll tell her myself.
00:55:05Stick me in your car.
00:55:13Come on, the wizard.
00:55:16Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:18I just need some time alone.
00:55:27Open the door.
00:55:29Wait, what?
00:55:31He's here?
00:55:34He's here.
00:55:40It's you.
00:55:42I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:46Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:49My dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:50and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:52to tell you who I was.
00:55:54I got my hairiness.
00:55:56And I can protect you and your family
00:55:57and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12I understand that this changes things.
00:56:15If you don't love me the way
00:56:18you love guacamole, wizard,
00:56:19but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:35Nicole, I love you.
00:56:37You do?
00:56:38Yes, you idiot.
00:56:40I've loved you for months.
00:56:42I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:56:45was so confusing, though,
00:56:46because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:49But you're him.
00:56:51You didn't expect her.
00:56:52I...
00:56:53I mean, I...
00:56:55I always hoped it was you.
00:56:58Until you hoped.
00:56:59Yes.
00:57:01I hoped it was you.
00:57:02You were always there for me.
00:57:06You're hot, man.
00:57:08You're really fucking hot.
00:57:14Hey, uh...
00:57:15One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:18You never know.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:23Take my clothes off.
00:57:24You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:26Mm-hmm.
00:57:28I'm so beyond you
00:57:30Just beyond me
00:57:34So beyond you
00:57:41Just beyond me
00:57:47Okay, so
00:57:49What do you think?
00:57:5110 out of 10
00:57:52Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:54I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:57I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:00Alright, alright, that's fair
00:58:02I'll take that as a win
00:58:09What is my life now?
00:58:11Am I being nice to Cole Agnots?
00:58:14Oh god, no
00:58:15I fully expect you to
00:58:17Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:19No, I'll just
00:58:20I'll just lust behind it
00:58:22There's always been lust behind it
00:58:24I'll see you in a minute
00:58:25Stop it
00:58:29Um
00:58:30Same
00:58:32Isn't promenade?
00:58:34I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:36Okay
00:58:38But
00:58:38The real question is
00:58:40Do you got a date?
00:58:43Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:45I would have asked you earlier
00:58:46But
00:58:47Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:48Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:50I don't want to hear it
00:58:52Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:54But I don't even have a dress
00:58:57Later
00:59:01I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05Who would have guessed?
00:59:10I thought
00:59:12Only the best for my princess
00:59:14Where did you get that?
00:59:17I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:19On the off chance that you
00:59:21Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:23And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:27Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:33Mr. Edmonds
00:59:34I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:36Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:39Cole
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:42Mr. Edmonds
00:59:43You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:45I see you, Cole
00:59:46You are a big problem
01:00:04Hey, uh
01:00:05You almost done in there?
01:00:07You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:09In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:12Okay, I'm ready
01:00:24What do you think?
01:00:29My God, Haley
01:00:30You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:32I have ever seen
01:00:35Uh-uh-uh
01:00:36I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:38To do this lipstick
01:00:39You're not messing it up
01:00:39For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4220 more minutes
01:00:43We're in
01:00:44I do
01:00:48Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:51To catch your votes
01:00:52I hear we have a winner
01:00:56And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:01Jen Longfellow
01:01:03Thank you
01:01:04Oh my God
01:01:06Thank you guys so much
01:01:09Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:11I mean, like
01:01:12Who else would win, right?
01:01:14Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21Oh my God
01:01:22That's Haley and Cole
01:01:24It was fun
01:01:26It's great to be out
01:01:31There, uh
01:01:32Most 10 minutes up
01:01:33No
01:01:34But who cares
01:01:38Hell yeah
01:01:38Woo
01:01:42Ew, literally, what the fuck
01:01:43Damn
01:01:44Language
01:01:45I am the queen, okay?
01:01:47She's just a little
01:01:47Purvy princess
01:01:49Come on
01:01:50Everyone say it with me
01:01:51Purvy princess
01:01:52Purvy princess
01:01:53Purvy princess
01:01:59Wait
01:02:01Wait, wait, wait
01:02:02What are those?
01:02:03Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:04Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:08His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:11Don't worry, daddy
01:02:13If I can't have it, no one can
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:19Is this real?
01:02:21Jen's crazy
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:28What?
01:02:29You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:31And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:33You little shit
01:02:35You know, Jen
01:02:36As the principal
01:02:37I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:40And above all of this petty drama
01:02:43But quite frankly
01:02:45You are the worst
01:02:47And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:52You can't do that
01:02:53I'm the principal
01:02:54So, uh, yes I can
01:03:05There was no internship
01:03:07You lied to me
01:03:15Hailey, catch
01:03:21My princess finally has her crown
01:03:25Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:27Oh
01:03:28Yeah, no can do
01:03:29All I have to offer
01:03:31Is a Bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:34And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:36How can I refuse?
01:03:44Oh, no
01:03:45That's my dad
01:03:48We are going home
01:03:49Right now
01:03:51You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:53Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:55You talk all the time
01:03:57About wanting a man
01:03:58That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:00Yet
01:04:01You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:04And it's because of Hailey
01:04:05And you can accept that
01:04:07Or I'll make my own path
01:04:08And best believe me, I can
01:04:11I'll say this
01:04:13It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:18Joy prime
01:04:26I am so proud of you
01:04:29I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:32That was terrifying
01:04:34It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:38I love you
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:40I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:42Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:44Yeah, you do
01:05:26I love you, Bella Quinn
01:05:29I love you, Bella Quinn
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