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Rubber (2010) [Full Movie] [Must See]Full EP - Full
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00:02:26In the Steven Spielberg movie, E.T., why is the alien brown?
00:02:33No reason.
00:02:36In Love Story, why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
00:02:42No reason.
00:02:44In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the president suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:57why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real
00:03:03life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski,
00:03:10how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:24But all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen,
00:04:06the film you are about to see today
00:04:08is an homage to the no reason.
00:04:13That most powerful element of style.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:02Okay, everybody turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:42It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:56I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes, you can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:07Straight ahead.
00:06:08It's going to be good.
00:14:45That is right.
00:19:13Where is he?
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:49food.
00:32:25Animals.
00:33:07Anybody there?
00:33:38Excuse me?
00:34:14I just,
00:34:24I just, you know,
00:34:38look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
00:34:39look, look, look, look, here, get on your bike and go get me a pizza, all right?
00:34:43I'll give you ten minutes to kill, all right?
00:34:46You'll go have a look at room 16, though, please.
00:34:49Will you get on your face.
00:34:50Will you get on your bike, and do it.
00:34:54Do it.
00:34:58Do it.
00:34:59Do it.
00:35:10Do it.
00:35:11Do it.
00:35:16Do it.
00:35:30Do it.
00:35:50Do it.
00:35:52Do it.
00:35:55Do it.
00:36:10Do it.
00:36:22Do it.
00:36:24Do it.
00:36:25Do it.
00:36:26Do it.
00:36:31Do it.
00:36:32Do it.
00:36:33Do it.
00:36:34Do it.
00:36:55Whoa!
00:37:14Here's your double topping, dickhead.
00:38:05Isn't a tire supposed to float?
00:38:07An inner tube, yes, not a tire.
00:38:10Really?
00:38:10I would have bet just the opposite.
00:38:18You feeling any better, son?
00:38:20No.
00:38:21It's burning a lot.
00:38:23Daddy, I beg you to call a doctor.
00:38:25Oh, come on.
00:38:26You probably just ate too fast.
00:38:28It's gonna be all right.
00:38:29Don't worry.
00:38:30We all ate too fast.
00:38:33Ow.
00:38:34It's hurting bad, I told you.
00:38:36Does anybody know anything about medicine?
00:38:38No.
00:38:40Sorry.
00:38:40Would you happen to know anything about physics?
00:38:43Would a tire sink or float?
00:38:45It would sink.
00:38:46We just saw it a minute ago.
00:38:51Damn, what's going on?
00:38:59Damn it to hell.
00:39:01What's happening to us?
00:39:03They poisoned you.
00:39:05The turkey was a trap.
00:39:07A trap?
00:39:09Motherfuck.
00:39:10There's some way to treat your audience.
00:39:13Don't worry, ma'am.
00:39:14They're not gonna get away with it.
00:39:15I'm still here.
00:39:18And I want my show.
00:39:19Oh, God.
00:39:21Yes, sir.
00:39:21I want my show.
00:39:51Anybody there?
00:39:57A tire.
00:40:00A tire?
00:40:03A tire?
00:40:07A tire.
00:40:13A tire?
00:40:15I don't know.
00:40:56He's right here.
00:40:59This tire's alive.
00:41:01The tire story again?
00:41:02Doesn't look very alive to me.
00:41:04Look, I saw this tire get into room 16.
00:41:08He locked himself in...
00:41:09Okay, you know what?
00:41:09I've heard enough rubbish for the day, all right?
00:41:12Now get that dirty tire out of the pool,
00:41:14or I'm going to get really mad.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:18Shard, Lieutenant.
00:41:19Nothing.
00:41:21Battalion.
00:41:23Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us?
00:41:29Why do you say that?
00:41:32Just like that.
00:41:34No reason.
00:41:43Okay, kid.
00:41:44Listen to me.
00:41:45Nothing to worry about.
00:41:46It's just a perfectly ordinary tire.
00:41:48Yeah, same here.
00:41:49You see, it's not moving.
00:41:51Well, maybe it drowned.
00:41:52Look, would you stop it with this crap, okay?
00:41:54You were putting me to shame in front of a police officer.
00:41:56Don't be rough.
00:41:57There's no need to be rough.
00:41:58You know, someone died here, okay?
00:41:59We don't joke about things like that.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:01Yeah, that is true.
00:42:02I'm not joking.
00:42:03I am sure that this tire killed more too much.
00:42:05All right, that is enough, all right?
00:42:07I don't want to see you anymore, okay?
00:42:09We will settle this tonight.
00:42:10Now scram.
00:42:11You are getting on my nerves.
00:42:12Go.
00:42:15You're a little jumpy.
00:42:18Not usual.
00:42:20Now take your fucking tire with you.
00:42:26Sorry.
00:42:28Mr. Hughes, can I ask you some questions for the investigation?
00:42:31Uh, sure, go ahead.
00:42:32How was your relationship with Martina?
00:42:34Uh, we got along fine.
00:42:36You know, employer, employee.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:39You were satisfied with her work?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behavior?
00:42:44No.
00:42:48Ah, very good.
00:42:50It's been six hours.
00:42:51The poison has had time to take effect.
00:42:53We can stop.
00:42:53Uh, the poison?
00:42:54Yes, we poison the spectators.
00:42:56You can go home now, Mr. Hughes.
00:42:58We don't need you anymore.
00:42:59Thank you very much.
00:43:01I don't understand.
00:43:02It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:43:46It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:43:53It's been a pleasure working with you, Mr. Hughes.
00:43:55Thanks, and congratulations to all.
00:43:59Great job.
00:44:01What do you mean, Chad?
00:44:04I mean exactly what I just said.
00:44:05It's over.
00:44:06You can all go home to your families now.
00:44:08It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:44:10You out of your mind?
00:44:12Why do you want us to go home?
00:44:15Come on.
00:44:17Stop acting like this is real life.
00:44:20I'm telling you we're done.
00:44:21There's no one watching anymore, okay?
00:44:24No use going on.
00:44:27Stop.
00:44:30Finished.
00:44:30We're packing in.
00:44:32But this is real life, Chad.
00:44:35We have a dead body over here.
00:44:37No.
00:44:39Come on.
00:44:40It's not real life.
00:44:41Look at you.
00:44:42You have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.
00:44:51So?
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57I'm going to show you something.
00:44:59Denise, take your gun.
00:45:02Why?
00:45:03Take it.
00:45:03I tell you, it's in order!
00:45:11Now, point it at me and shoot.
00:45:13No way.
00:45:14Doug, you do it.
00:45:23Don't think.
00:45:24Just shoot.
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:45:33You see?
00:45:36I don't feel the thing.
00:45:38No pain whatsoever.
00:45:42It's not real.
00:45:44You understand?
00:45:46Everything is fake.
00:45:49Shoot again.
00:45:51Whew.
00:45:57Now, do you believe me?
00:46:00This situation is not real.
00:46:06Go home.
00:46:08It's all over.
00:46:10Thanks.
00:46:12What about the cleaning lady?
00:46:15She's really dead?
00:46:17Open the bag.
00:46:18You might be surprised.
00:46:29It's a regular corpse.
00:46:30Give her a good slap.
00:46:32You'll see.
00:46:33Stop your bullshit.
00:46:34She's got no head.
00:46:36It's not funny.
00:46:38Shake her up.
00:46:43No.
00:46:44So, nothing happened.
00:46:46She's dead.
00:46:48Body's cold.
00:46:53How cold?
00:46:59One of these spectators didn't eat the turkey.
00:47:04He's alive and watching as we speak.
00:47:09Damn.
00:47:11You sure this is true?
00:47:14Positive.
00:47:15You have to go on.
00:47:18Alright.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:34Excuse me, please.
00:47:36I made a little mistake.
00:47:39Forget everything I just said.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:02I got a little ahead of myself.
00:48:05We're not quite done.
00:48:06How was your relationship with Martina?
00:48:09You're bleeding, Lieutenant.
00:48:10Don't mind that.
00:48:11It's nothing.
00:48:12Let's proceed.
00:48:13Answer my question.
00:48:15Well, like I said, we got along fine.
00:48:18You know, employee, employer.
00:48:19You were happy with her work?
00:48:22Like I said before, yeah.
00:48:23Nothing in particular you'd mention?
00:48:26No.
00:48:28Were you in contact with her family?
00:48:32I met her brother once.
00:48:34He was rather obese.
00:48:37We really didn't talk.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Do you know if Martina was on good terms with her obese brother?
00:48:45Maybe.
00:48:46Do you think the obese brother could be directly or indirectly involved with Martina's death?
00:48:59Do you understand?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02OK.
00:49:04See you later.
00:49:05We have a hiccup.
00:49:07Let's go.
00:49:22So here's us.
00:49:25Oh God, the kid was right. The killer is a tire.
00:49:59Oh God, the kid was right.
00:50:24Oh God, the kid was right.
00:51:03You killed Martina?
00:51:10You're going to be in trouble with the police.
00:51:14You know what the police are.
00:51:18Do you talk? I mean, talk, um, me, human, boy.
00:51:26Hey, answer me!
00:51:37Oh God, this is what our killer looks like.
00:51:56What tire?
00:51:58Exactly.
00:52:01I'll give you an hour to find them.
00:52:03Can't have gotten far.
00:52:05If you have any questions, it's now or never.
00:52:11What brand of tire?
00:52:15We don't know yet.
00:52:18Probably brandless.
00:52:20Is it worn?
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:27Is it black?
00:52:30Hey, guys!
00:52:33I just saw it.
00:52:34He escaped on the road.
00:52:35That way.
00:52:45Oh...
00:53:00Oh...
00:53:02Uh...
00:53:07so what might you fancy
00:53:11farm chicken uh homemade potatoes mashed with olive oil and mushroom fricassee
00:53:18that'll be fine thank you
00:53:21wait to see the rest it's doing a tartar on a bed of artichoke with violet flavored white
00:53:29asparagus it's tempting isn't it look you know i'm not hungry so just forget it
00:53:37dessert then perhaps
00:53:41oh
00:53:47chocolate eclairs that's lovely how can what did hey hey i'm telling you i'm not hungry all right
00:53:57now you're wasting my time just go away
00:54:02come on you gotta eat something it's unhealthy
00:54:09you can't go on like this you can't you have a yogurt at least just do that for me
00:54:16i just want to watch the end in peace
00:54:20well wait all you want because there's no end fine i'm gonna watch it anyway all right i like it
00:54:30what's happening what's happening
00:54:34he's rolling the cops are chasing him
00:54:39this is a pretty exciting scene
00:54:42that's so where i can't see right there right straight ahead
00:54:49where here go on
00:54:56oh
00:55:08i
00:55:08i
00:55:10i
00:55:53then one day my father wanted to do something nice for us and he took us on a vacation to
00:55:59the
00:55:59mountain but since we had no money he couldn't take us skiing so you know along with my brother
00:56:10we started going on these these walks in the snow we didn't even have shoes
00:56:17that's funny anyway then my brother he's showing off on a rock and he slips falls into a crack
00:56:31dumb accident hmm you sure you know what trying to clear is they are amazing i'm fine thanks
00:56:42oh yeah okay so my brother falls into a crack and i don't know why but instead of going for
00:56:52help
00:56:53i take this um enormous rock and i smash him into the face with it
00:57:02and that's when he stops screaming
00:57:12damn is there something for a stomach ache i think i eat too fast
00:57:17ouch
00:57:20oh holy shit
00:57:28that stuff was supposed to be for you to eat
00:57:30oh god it hurts
00:57:36oh
00:57:37oh
00:57:41oh
00:57:43oh
00:57:43oh
00:57:46me
00:57:47oh
00:57:48oh
00:57:53oh
00:57:58oh
00:58:00oh
00:58:00oh
00:58:01oh
00:58:01oh
00:58:01oh
00:58:02oh
00:58:03oh
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00:58:05oh
00:58:05oh
00:58:05oh
00:58:06oh
00:58:06Help me, Jake!
00:58:10Help me!
00:58:12Help me!
00:58:13I'm making you!
00:58:45I thought that'd be fine.
00:58:54No brain was in time?
00:58:54I was thinking ...
00:59:05Why can't I stop?
00:59:05I'll Wise!
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:01:59Really?
01:02:01Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
01:02:07So what, can I or can't I?
01:02:11Unit 4 to Central, do you receive?
01:02:14We located the tire.
01:02:18Do you receive?
01:02:20I repeat, we located the tire inside a house.
01:02:24You're on.
01:02:26We receive you, Unit 4.
01:02:28What do you mean by located?
01:02:30We just saw him.
01:02:31He's in a house on Bellyball Road, watching TV.
01:02:35What should we do?
01:02:36Stay put, we're on our way.
01:02:39Stay put, we're on our way.
01:03:04Stay put, we're on our way.
01:03:28You all right?
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30We're going to nick him.
01:03:35Door just opened.
01:03:36He's coming.
01:03:37All right, go ahead.
01:03:38Read.
01:03:40Come.
01:03:41Closer.
01:03:44Come on.
01:03:45Closer.
01:03:46I was expecting you.
01:03:48Come on.
01:03:49Come here.
01:03:53Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch.
01:03:59Come close and kill me, you little jerk.
01:04:01Stick to the text.
01:04:03Go on.
01:04:04Son of a bitch.
01:04:06Come on.
01:04:08Closer.
01:04:09That's good.
01:04:10He's biting.
01:04:11Go on.
01:04:14Come on.
01:04:15You know I've been very naughty.
01:04:18You have to punish me.
01:04:20Come.
01:04:21Come punish me.
01:04:22Who wrote this garbage?
01:04:25Don't worry about that.
01:04:26Go on.
01:04:29You like me?
01:04:30You think I'm sexy?
01:04:33Come on.
01:04:34Be a good boy.
01:04:35Blow my head off.
01:04:37You big stu-
01:04:37Sorry.
01:04:39I can't breathe that.
01:04:40It's too awful.
01:04:42Get out of the way.
01:04:43You're going to ruin everything.
01:04:55Blow my head off.
01:04:57You big slut.
01:04:59You hear me?
01:05:00I...
01:05:02I have a very...
01:05:03I have been a very naughty girl.
01:05:05I need a good...
01:05:08Thrashing.
01:05:09Come on.
01:05:10Now.
01:05:11Go ahead.
01:05:13Kill me.
01:05:14Go on.
01:05:15I want to die.
01:05:17Do it.
01:05:18I think he suspects something.
01:05:19I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice.
01:05:22Shit.
01:05:23Think back to mine.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:28Go ahead.
01:05:28Go ahead.
01:05:29Come on.
01:05:30Where are we?
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:32It doesn't matter.
01:05:33Improvise.
01:05:34Quick.
01:05:37Hey.
01:05:37Blow my head off.
01:05:39What are you waiting for?
01:05:41It's very good.
01:05:42Go on.
01:05:43Come on.
01:05:44I'm ready.
01:05:45Now.
01:05:55Excuse me.
01:05:57I hate to bother you, but...
01:05:59The way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all.
01:06:03And not that it was great to begin with,
01:06:05but at least I understood it.
01:06:06Now it's just...
01:06:07It's totally confusing.
01:06:09That's why I took the trouble to come all this way.
01:06:12What do you mean?
01:06:13What don't you understand?
01:06:15What don't I understand is the bit with the dummy.
01:06:18It doesn't make sense.
01:06:19I mean, what's the point?
01:06:20What's the purpose?
01:06:22Well, can't you see it's a lure?
01:06:25There's nothing confusing.
01:06:26Yeah, I get the lure, okay?
01:06:28I'm not stupid.
01:06:28Yeah.
01:06:29What I don't get is why it takes so many hours.
01:06:32Why don't you just ice the bloody tire?
01:06:36Now that he's, uh...
01:06:38Now that he's standing in front of the dummy,
01:06:40you get a bazooka.
01:06:41Even better.
01:06:42No, no, listen, listen.
01:06:43Even better.
01:06:43You get one of your guys with a flamethrower, huh?
01:06:47Just...
01:06:49You gotta do something.
01:06:50I mean, do something, anything.
01:06:52No, no.
01:06:53The idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself and set off a dynamite.
01:06:57That way, he'll pop himself off himself, so to speak.
01:07:01Well, that's brilliant.
01:07:01That's absolutely brilliant.
01:07:02What I'm asking is speed up the action.
01:07:04That's all.
01:07:05You know?
01:07:06Boom, boom.
01:07:07Huh?
01:07:07Yeah, but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey.
01:07:11Well, that's true enough, but, uh...
01:07:14Listen.
01:07:15I'm glad you told us.
01:07:18We'll try to speed things up now.
01:07:20Hmm.
01:07:21You can go back to your place.
01:07:26Thanks.
01:07:30Asshole.
01:07:31Who's that guy?
01:07:32Come on, let's get on with it.
01:07:34I'm exhausted.
01:07:35Read the last sentence there.
01:07:39You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:07:42Once again.
01:07:44You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:07:46Again.
01:07:48You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:08:09Damn, it didn't work.
01:08:28Hey, ask what you intend to do?
01:08:30I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself.
01:08:32Be done with it.
01:08:34No, you can't do that.
01:08:36What about the dummy blow-up?
01:08:38What do you promise, man?
01:08:41You can't do that, man.
01:08:48Be in, bye.
01:08:53That's it, huh?
01:08:55That's all you got?
01:08:57You can't stop here, man.
01:09:00Come on, what kind of racket you're running?
01:09:07Hey, wait!
01:09:09It's not the end!
01:09:11He's been reincarnated as a tricycle!
01:09:14Come on!
01:09:17Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:20I'm not a character.
01:09:21I'm just watching.
01:09:24You just stay there.
01:09:26Stay put.
01:09:29No, stay put.
01:09:31Good.
01:09:31I'm not a person.
01:09:38Bye.
01:09:49led byγγΎγγ.
01:09:51You Earth.
01:09:52Be around here.
01:09:56I mean, let's go.
01:09:57I can't do it.
01:10:01I'm not saying that.
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