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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I have it, it's fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Go on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Were there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:47If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early supes.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it's not my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's generally a secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell them all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:01Mm-hmm.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:17God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Not serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:35I am the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:46Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you, you, you always saw it, didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:14And that is why I have chosen you, to spread the word of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:00Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07That one.
00:04:15This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No, you saw me Star Wars, and Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway, here's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler, but anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself
00:04:57into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:02Well, it's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here.
00:05:17Well, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:27Fucking teenagers.
00:05:39I was going to, but we roamed, sailor phones, doc meth, back in the flesh, blood and bones,
00:05:45don't condone, spin bank loans and homegrown, suckers break like turbo and old zone.
00:05:50Grab the food loss.
00:05:51You were all out in the floor with my food out in the car, that's live on the floor.
00:05:57I need to do that.
00:06:01Quick.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:19You twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V da beast
00:06:45that spilled those Boy Scouts in like a Cadbury à la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:00Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you didn't tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27Let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:44Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen.
00:07:52I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:06I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A.
00:08:55Flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:12Fort Harmony.
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart,
00:09:17and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1 at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected here?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:37Forever.
00:09:38Forever.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:49After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals, it's like...
00:10:12You know, you had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:28Eh, not really my type, son.
00:10:30Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:33We should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:45Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, then.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:10:52Let's get a move on, too.
00:11:03Mmm.
00:11:05God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why do we so long to try this?
00:11:09What am I worried about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor our fish can have, given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
00:11:42how your powers are a joke,
00:11:44how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:47Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:49Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-y-dog world.
00:11:56Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh, man.
00:12:34The view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:38Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40You're super scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic worm face.
00:13:03Oh, baby.
00:13:11Ooh.
00:13:20Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:50Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:56Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:33Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year, I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah.
00:15:01Jesus, sorry.
00:15:01I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Our vida beast enjoyed in a muse bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:56Kathy.
00:15:57I have always wanted...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:01So you knew about this?
00:16:03you know it's funny i must have asked you like a hundred times to go to that land
00:16:08but you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous he said that i couldn't get
00:16:12him off that thing how's your mom she's okay she's in hiding but she's okay
00:16:25you're a cop deputy deputy i thought you were working from the telephone company
00:16:32when's the last time you saw a payphone so does that mean you're rounding up starlighters
00:16:38you mean terrorists mason sorry am i being rude we're all good with serving tea to the
00:16:43soup serial killer in our living room that's enough you know what i'm sorry i'm sorry i've
00:16:52put you guys in danger just by being here you're right keeping me secret i'll just go
00:16:59annie wait i'm making a stroganoff well it's hamburger helper but have dinner with us
00:17:06wash your clothes take a shower no offense but you could use one
00:17:14this is insane
00:17:21really we're getting fucking mendo for lunch again
00:17:23baja green goddess with impossible chorizo yeah can somebody make a run to home depot and get me
00:17:28some organic peat moss soil three pounds thank you all right y'all let's keep it going blue sky day
00:17:34no bad ideas just gotta sell homelander is our lord and savior's all all right it's first thought
00:17:40theater but what if he performed a miracle on live tv he could part the red sea and send some
00:17:44refugees back where they came from oh you couldn't do it live though we'd have to vfx the entire thing
00:17:48right this is a yes and rule oh yes and you're an idiot okay uh the bad version is he
00:17:55turns water
00:17:55into wine playing a quick game of opposites here what if it was something not fucking terrible
00:18:01like what if homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their
00:18:08new god in person huh selfies with god pitching off of that we could put him on a throne on
00:18:16the temple
00:18:16mount that is your poster right there amen this is amazing and for the record homelander is 100
00:18:25god um but won't some people say he's not a homelander church would bring in homelander box office
00:18:33we prayed to god for help he's answering looks like fire crotch has a point excuse me the other
00:18:40fire crotch madam vice president because according to the snap poll here only 22 percent of americans would
00:18:45even accept homelander as their one true god making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s which
00:18:50is where he'd need to be you know i'd say it's all about numbers with you suits but vod plus
00:18:55never
00:18:55releases any look what we need to do is tell a story
00:19:03who here has read joseph campbell jesus christ what no wonder the lamp later light a justice finale got a
00:19:09d-minus on av club okay i had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes
00:19:16from
00:19:16the avenging squad prequel you try and make a good finale out of that the problem is we are trying
00:19:21to
00:19:22sell a product that no one is asking for like new coke right everybody already loves jesus
00:19:27they want to eat right out of his asshole figuratively speaking of course jesus was a great man yeah the
00:19:36things he preached turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners caring for the poor
00:19:47that shit don't sell no more no what we need is a church that preaches american america is god's
00:19:57government and we are his chosen people manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit
00:20:07with a real american hero as our savior
00:20:15the democratic church
00:20:20of america
00:20:25you heard the numbers the public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander god
00:20:30i know what to call him
00:20:36the orson wells wore a cape cover his fat ass
00:20:40well we could still fly the rest of the way i told you you're not fucking carrying me
00:20:45all right
00:20:50oh my god
00:20:53a couple of uggos
00:20:58what changed your mind
00:21:02yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me
00:21:07firecracker said you looked up to me
00:21:09i guess you're not a complete idiot
00:21:13i never said that
00:21:15you want my help or not
00:21:19the other day when clara vaught's name came up i got the impression you knew her
00:21:25i fucked her once or twice that's all
00:21:30what you did
00:21:32uh
00:21:33and uh
00:21:34i guess we're related in more ways than one
00:21:40where is she
00:21:43dead
00:21:45suicide
00:21:45oh shit
00:21:47she never off herself
00:21:49yeah well
00:21:50she did
00:21:52did you see a body
00:21:54did you see a body
00:22:13i think i found something
00:22:18blueprints
00:22:19yeah and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground
00:22:22there's a lab if the v1 is here that's where it should be
00:22:25blueprints
00:22:25oh fucking magic
00:22:27if the v1's here
00:22:28it ought to be in the lab
00:22:30i just said that are you ever gonna fucking listen to me
00:22:32as soon as you say something worth listening to love
00:22:35why do you have to be such an asshole
00:22:37well finally twig now have you
00:22:38no you remind me every day
00:22:39oh
00:22:40real
00:22:41father of the year getting ryan to fight your battles for you
00:22:44says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie then killed him
00:22:47okay you know what it's not just ryan
00:22:49look at what you did to mf
00:22:50what did he do to me
00:22:51he dragged you down into shit with him
00:22:53and the worst part you let him do it you fucking pussy
00:22:55everyone s'il vous plaît
00:22:57pussy
00:22:58something is wrong here
00:22:59this fucking nonce just called you a pussy
00:23:01you're gonna let him get away with that
00:23:02want me to put you in the fucking dirt
00:23:04yeah fucking do it him do it
00:23:06fucking do it
00:23:07whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:23:08hey that's enough
00:23:10none of you ever listen to me
00:23:11listen to you
00:23:12you get jealous whenever i talk to anyone else
00:23:14i don't need you to translate for me anymore
00:23:16i'm not your fucking pet
00:23:18nah but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal
00:23:21hey stop
00:23:22can you not see there is something strange about this place
00:23:25we need to focus
00:23:27v1
00:23:28huh
00:23:31allons-y
00:23:45mason
00:23:52I'm sorry about him he's okay I used to be his age I saw the sign out front in this
00:23:59house we
00:24:00believe in homelander your boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a soup
00:24:05named live wire now I don't round up starlighters by the way when that order comes in I catch the
00:24:11flu and the other deputies they think that starlighters are coming for their kids but
00:24:16that's a lie that Vought sells I know that then why don't you say anything the last guy that spoke
00:24:23up disappeared middle of the night with his wife and kids I'm not proud of it Annie but I have
00:24:30a
00:24:30family to protect I came here to get you know some answers and some closure before time runs out but
00:24:40not what you expected you could say that after you left I told myself that you know you just you
00:24:50didn't want kids but maybe you just didn't want me have a seat
00:25:37this movie was shit I did consider asking for my money back
00:25:41I didn't always approve of the choices you made but I was always proud of you
00:25:48maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave
00:25:59the first time I saw your mother was on a church mission El Salvador
00:26:04we were young wanted to save the world we were so happy when you came along and your mom was
00:26:15dead
00:26:16certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life better than a payphone repairman could
00:26:23give you she asked me do you know how we can really change the world raise a superhero
00:26:29so you you got on board until she started telling you you were chosen by God and the thing is
00:26:40you
00:26:41she believed it and then she believed it and I just I couldn't keep lying to you so I left
00:26:51you never even reached out to do what shatter your dreams you keep lying to you I'd have taken you
00:26:56there
00:27:04if I could go back and change things I would
00:27:10I should have been there for you should have stood up for you
00:27:15I'm sorry I left Annie
00:27:19it runs in the family I guess
00:27:23what do you mean
00:27:24I flipped out the other day and I ditched someone I really love
00:27:28it's like he's um it's like he's my heart
00:27:31walking on the outside and if they got to him
00:27:35Annie
00:27:36the people we love aren't a weakness
00:27:40they're the reason that we fight
00:27:53hey is it alright if I talk to him
00:27:55of course
00:27:56just just knock first
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way
00:28:15yeah
00:28:16the lab is this way
00:28:19oh
00:28:22fucking hell
00:28:23they've been here a minute
00:28:24haven't they
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters
00:28:33look at their knives
00:28:35these men
00:28:37they kill each other
00:28:38what if there is a monster here
00:28:41but it's us
00:28:42what the fuck you want about Frenchy
00:28:44toxoplasmosis
00:28:45it's a parasite in cat shit
00:28:47it can affect humans
00:28:48makes them react with explosive anger
00:28:51you think we ate cat shit
00:28:52ate
00:28:54no
00:28:54if the V1 spilled into the groundwater
00:28:57it could mutate at the plants
00:28:59their spores fills us with rage
00:29:01we murder each other and voila
00:29:04we're plant food for these vines
00:29:08okay so like the last of us
00:29:11no
00:29:11that is just the walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead campers
00:29:16the animals
00:29:17these hunters
00:29:18surely you all
00:29:19see
00:29:19how strangely you've been acting
00:29:21us
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole
00:29:24wait
00:29:25you have a point
00:29:26the copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades
00:29:29has surely altered my brain chemistry
00:29:31that's why I'm not affected
00:29:33guess being a junkie was good for something after all
00:29:35ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet
00:29:39you two survive this war
00:29:41I give this six months tops
00:29:45well fucking well
00:29:58let's fucking go
00:30:03where are you going?
00:30:05you gotta top those cunts
00:30:06get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street
00:30:11get that fucking gun out of my face Frenchie
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny
00:30:15no
00:30:15but I will
00:30:17Homelander and soldier boy kill you
00:30:19then kill us
00:30:20then if there's any V1 here
00:30:22it's Homelander's
00:30:24does that make your family safe?
00:30:26is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:29does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:35fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soups do
00:30:48so what's the point?
00:30:49gah gah
00:30:50what the fuck Frenchie?
00:30:52it's deer urine
00:30:52hunters use it to attract prey
00:30:54but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander
00:30:56you spray that shit on me
00:30:58and I'll rip your fucking head off
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
00:31:03to save our asses
00:31:07it's just science bro
00:31:09when you jizz
00:31:10masculine vitality leaves your body
00:31:12gotta hold that shit in
00:31:13right Noir?
00:31:15right Noir?
00:31:17fuck you
00:31:19looks like you hit the wrong button there
00:31:21Broseph
00:31:21bitch
00:31:22bitch
00:31:22says what?
00:31:24what?
00:31:25what?
00:31:30I just
00:31:31want to talk
00:31:35wow
00:31:36your picture was never up there
00:31:38yeah good
00:31:41good
00:31:42I mean uh
00:31:43yeah no that's
00:31:45good
00:31:45I don't put traitors on my wall
00:31:47okay you know
00:31:48what they say about me
00:31:50none of it's true
00:31:51do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven
00:31:53or that you're a terrorist who trafficked children
00:31:56so that's like a hard no
00:31:57on getting into the back of my van
00:32:00hey look
00:32:02Mason
00:32:04you go to school at Homelander Academy
00:32:06and you come home
00:32:07and you watch thousands of TikToks every day
00:32:10how is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:32:13whatever
00:32:14you're like the FBI's most wanted
00:32:16oh okay well
00:32:17like it or not
00:32:18the FBI's most wanted is your sister
00:32:20so
00:32:20you can keep being an asshole about it
00:32:22or
00:32:23you know
00:32:23we can also talk about it
00:32:24is there a third option?
00:32:31let me guess
00:32:32chocolate cream felt
00:32:34every Thursday morning
00:32:35right?
00:32:37dad used to take me before school
00:32:41it's one of the things I miss the most actually
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah I feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:14it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me
00:33:19this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:25butcher
00:33:26take a look
00:33:28maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither
00:33:32they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this heart?
00:33:39dozen, maybe more
00:33:42what is it?
00:33:45heroin
00:33:46heroin?
00:33:47of course you would fucking know that
00:33:52so
00:33:53punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:56a lot of takes for a fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite
00:34:01no one have seen bombsite for decades
00:34:04he's likely dead
00:34:05what if he's not asshole?
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt
00:34:09that'd know this shit was here
00:34:10you mean bombsite from
00:34:11soldier boy's first team?
00:34:13wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
00:34:14what's he need more for?
00:34:22hey Ed
00:34:22everything alright?
00:34:24yeah I'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy
00:34:27is Starlight in there?
00:34:30I'm sorry what?
00:34:31I got a call from Mason
00:34:33but it's a joke
00:34:35right?
00:34:36tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter
00:34:45your daughter?
00:34:47Jesus Christ
00:34:48can I ever fucking lie?
00:34:49I've known you 20 years
00:34:50and you never
00:34:51I should have told you
00:34:52she's a serial killer
00:34:53she's not
00:34:54I promise you
00:34:56I'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser
00:34:59and let this go
00:35:01are you crazy?
00:35:02I am not dying
00:35:03in a prison camp over this
00:35:04I gotta take her in
00:35:07you need to step aside
00:35:08right now
00:35:09please Ed
00:35:10just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now
00:35:14I don't think so
00:35:15walk away
00:35:18Ed put it down
00:35:20I said now
00:35:21walk away
00:35:22no you're under arrest
00:35:23Ed relax
00:35:24everybody please
00:35:25I'm warning you
00:35:26I said walk away
00:35:27with the both of you
00:35:28fucking stop
00:35:35I'm sorry
00:35:36I just
00:35:37Ed
00:35:37we sit next to each other
00:35:38in church every Sunday
00:35:39after Pam died
00:35:41you ate dinner here
00:35:42for how many months?
00:35:43yeah
00:35:43and you lied to my face
00:35:45the whole time
00:35:45I know you're scared
00:35:46I'm scared too
00:35:47but what Vought's been
00:35:48making us do
00:35:48pulling people out
00:35:49of their homes
00:35:50our neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to
00:35:54God knows where
00:35:55you know it's wrong
00:36:00Anne is my daughter
00:36:01and I love her
00:36:02I should have stood up
00:36:03for her a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say
00:36:06she is
00:36:06she's a good person Ed
00:36:08and if good people
00:36:09stop trying to do
00:36:10the right thing
00:36:11then what the hell
00:36:11chance do we have?
00:36:18she better be gone
00:36:19in an hour
00:36:20or I swear to God
00:36:21I'm coming back
00:36:22with live wire
00:36:23I'm hauling you both in
00:36:26thanks
00:36:26thank you
00:36:39smells like deer piss
00:36:41the last time I was here
00:36:42I was fresh off
00:36:43the front lines
00:36:44still picking Nazi brains
00:36:45out of my hair
00:36:46and only the best
00:36:47of the best
00:36:48got selected
00:36:49for Dr. Vought's trials
00:36:50not soft little
00:36:51hog chompers
00:36:53of course
00:36:54I forgot how tough
00:36:55you were
00:36:56hey
00:36:56I'm not the weirdo
00:36:57who doesn't fuck
00:36:58I mean your cock's
00:37:00as useless as your cape
00:37:01what's the point
00:37:02of being famous
00:37:02if you're not
00:37:03getting your dick wet
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh my dick
00:37:05was sopping wet
00:37:06when I pulled it
00:37:06out of Stormfront
00:37:07and wiped it
00:37:08on her fucking chin
00:37:17oh look
00:37:18more uggos
00:37:21friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit
00:37:30they're right above us
00:37:31oh you're best getting
00:37:32the fuck out of ya
00:37:33come on
00:37:33hey
00:37:34what about the V1
00:37:35if bombsite has a V1
00:37:36then it saves us
00:37:37from having to torch it
00:37:38what are you talking about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what
00:37:45you think the world
00:37:47needs more immortal
00:37:48cunts do ya
00:37:48we need it
00:37:49to save Annie
00:37:51and Kimiko
00:37:52you've been planning this
00:37:53this whole time
00:37:54haven't you
00:37:54shh
00:37:54homelander will hear us
00:37:56and you
00:37:56you've just been
00:37:57going along with it
00:37:58again
00:37:59we can't take the risk
00:38:00Huey
00:38:00and if she has to be
00:38:01collateral damage
00:38:02so their homelander dies
00:38:03and my daughter lives
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice
00:38:06it's easy for you to say
00:38:07it won't fucking kill you
00:38:08but at least he knows
00:38:09when to keep his gob shut
00:38:10and do as he's fucking told
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:12no no no
00:38:13we don't have time for this
00:38:14we need to find a way out
00:38:15you want to know
00:38:15a little secret butcher
00:38:16I cheered when I found out
00:38:18that you were dying
00:38:19because at least we'd finally
00:38:20be done with your miserable ass
00:38:21you know I used to say
00:38:22to these guys
00:38:23don't give up on butcher
00:38:24there's good in him
00:38:25fighting to get out
00:38:26I was wrong
00:38:27there was anything
00:38:28human in there
00:38:29it's dead
00:38:29underneath that chest
00:38:30full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster
00:38:34maybe I like it better
00:38:36that parasite's not just in you
00:38:37it is you
00:38:38you're the cancer
00:38:39lower your voices
00:38:40you're just as bad as homelander
00:38:42maybe worse
00:38:43and I'm not gonna let you
00:38:44drag us all down with you
00:38:45and what you gonna do about it
00:38:46I'll fucking kill you
00:38:53please
00:38:53calm down
00:39:10come on
00:39:11I mean if butcher will let you
00:39:21stop
00:39:41where'd you think you're going?
00:39:45Don't go.
00:39:46Hey.
00:39:48Don't.
00:39:53Tough guy, my ass.
00:39:56What?
00:39:56You. Your whole bit.
00:39:58This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:01What a fucking joke.
00:40:02I read your classified file.
00:40:05Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio,
00:40:08and that's what made you beg your father
00:40:10to buy you a spot in Dr. Potts' trials,
00:40:13because it killed you to see your brother dripping
00:40:16in all that glory,
00:40:18making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:24You don't know shit about me.
00:40:27Really?
00:40:29I know that when they tried to inject you with the V,
00:40:32you were so fucking petrified
00:40:34that they had to strap you to the table,
00:40:36and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy.
00:40:39like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:40:46They gave you the world,
00:40:47and you, you deserve nothing.
00:40:51Oh, Christ, what's this shit on now?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:03Oh, well done.
00:41:04I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:06Maybe.
00:41:07Maybe not.
00:41:11It's enriched uranium.
00:41:12They'd stick us soups in there
00:41:13to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:16Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:18But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:20Good luck, though.
00:41:22Getting out of a soup-proof cell
00:41:23while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:37I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find,
00:41:39you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:41:41Why?
00:41:42You don't get it, do you?
00:41:44How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:11How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:16How much I can't do?
00:42:24Mon Dieu.
00:42:29Yui!
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:36Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:03Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:05You, uh, you've got a beer.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Will wonders ever cease.
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice in you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:41It seems like I know you pretty well after all, which is why I know that even if you
00:43:47had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna, you still wouldn't
00:43:53be happy, because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out of your own son.
00:44:06Don't get wicked on that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get to be one.
00:45:17And what I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21You, Starlight.
00:45:24All the non-believers.
00:45:26You're all gonna fucking drown.
00:45:29In your own blood.
00:45:31I promise you, before I die,
00:45:38I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:45And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny.
00:46:25Shit.
00:46:28Shit.
00:46:30Shit.
00:46:35Shit.
00:46:40Hey!
00:47:11Oh, my God.
00:47:23Come on.
00:47:26Oh, God.
00:47:34God damn it.
00:47:37What the fuck?
00:47:46Oh, my God.
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:48:16Quinn.
00:48:46You know this man?
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us down to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery. No, no, God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Because I still got it.
00:49:13I got all of it.
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:15Run!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:23Why?
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:38You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero.
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49It should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:16Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:51:02I'm sorry.
00:51:03I'm sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:57Well, that was the best star-enough I have ever had.
00:52:01It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:52:08You have something you want to say?
00:52:10Sorry.
00:52:13You want to try that again?
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
00:52:20More like 30.
00:52:22I hope we see each other again.
00:52:25Me too.
00:52:34Annie.
00:52:35Don't make the same mistake I did.
00:52:38Don't give up on the people you love, all right?
00:52:58I'm alright.
00:53:06I'm here.
00:53:32Oh, my God.
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:54:08Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:00Never let me do it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:16You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once.
00:55:22But I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:33I don't want to change you.
00:55:37It's...
00:55:38That...
00:55:40I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:44The reason I can speak now, it's...
00:55:46It's because I did so much work to let go of my...
00:55:50Chaos.
00:55:53The thing is...
00:55:54You love chaos.
00:55:56You thrive in it.
00:55:58Which is fine, but...
00:56:01I can't go back to that.
00:56:07So where does that leave us?
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm...
00:56:43So, so glad you weren't.
00:56:45Super good day to mess.
00:56:49You're much?
00:57:01Listen, mate.
00:57:02That's short I said.
00:57:03Hey.
00:57:05Don't tell me you didn't mean it, I...
00:57:06Because I sure as hell man every fucking word I said.
00:57:09So we've got a problem.
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:27What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:34From sea to shining sea.
00:57:44America.
00:57:47Yes.
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:51Yes.
00:57:55Brothers and sisters.
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Amen.
00:58:05Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen.
00:58:13Amen.
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22She's lying.
00:58:23No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:26But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42Yes.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:50Yes.
00:58:51Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
00:59:11He's not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:30He is the prophet of America!
00:59:46He is the prophet of America!
00:59:50He is the prophet of America!
00:59:53The Lord!
00:59:54The Lord!
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