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00:42So, classic or quirky, you know, sports car, double decker, golf cart.
00:47What?
00:48I want to get something special to take you to the wedding.
00:51I thought we were keeping it simple.
00:53Well, it can be simple, but still special.
00:56You deserve it.
00:59So, what do you fancy?
01:00I don't know anything about cars.
01:02I'll surprise you then.
01:03I don't want anything stopping you getting to the altar.
01:06No, me neither.
01:11See you later, baby.
01:13See you later, love.
01:14Sorry.
01:22I mean, his commitment to local issues is very admirable.
01:27Ian's actually led quite a fascinating life.
01:30It's a night.
01:31Yeah, it was a lovely evening.
01:33No.
01:33Yeah, yeah, no, it was as it happens.
01:36Well, maybe we should make a regular thing of it, yeah?
01:39Yeah.
01:39Because that's what life is all about, isn't it?
01:41Spending time with your friends and family.
01:44Hmm.
01:44And we really appreciate you treating us, Bea.
01:47Don't we, Billy?
01:48Yes, we do.
01:49Oh, my pleasure.
01:50At least I could do.
01:52I've already got a credit card.
01:53Why do they always want to try and sell you another one?
01:55Yeah, that's a chunk of my older days, isn't it?
01:57Babe, I've got to go.
01:58Oh.
01:59See you later.
02:01Bea, actually, whilst you're here,
02:05you wouldn't mind helping me fold this sheet, would you?
02:08Oh, of course not.
02:10Which end?
02:11I'll take that bit.
02:12All fingers and thumbs.
02:14It's mad to think this place is going to be my kid's future.
02:17My kid.
02:20I know it's going to be hard work, but I can't wait, Robbie.
02:24I mean, Varnia and Nugget, they're great.
02:27I suppose I'm nervous being a dad.
02:31Being a better dad than ours.
02:33Don't worry about it, Billy.
02:34You're going to be great, yeah?
02:37Thanks, mate.
02:39Look, let me give you some cash for help and help this.
02:41All right, that's fine.
02:41You'll be giving gene competition soon for Wolfman's Best Cleaner.
02:49Tusha.
03:02You can't just leave me to deal with this on my own, you know.
03:05Just because you've got nothing to lose.
03:07Ain't I?
03:10Look, Ross is a good bloke.
03:13I don't want to hurt him, either.
03:17Maybe you should think about telling him rather than getting involved in all of this.
03:20It's less messy.
03:21He's too messy now.
03:23I was literally tossing and turning all night trying to work out who would want to blackmail me.
03:27Think about this logically.
03:29Anyone from the hen?
03:30They're all my friends.
03:31Okay, well, the photo I was taken outside, anyone could have been passing.
03:35Everybody's got a camera.
03:36Everybody's got a phone.
03:37It could literally be anyone.
03:38So if you want to blackmail her, come on, think about it.
03:42Make a list.
03:43People who don't like that are impossible to imagine, I understand.
03:46Zach.
03:48Well, what do I do then?
03:49What, I just go around confronting them all?
03:51Talk to them, but tread carefully.
03:54See who seems shifty.
03:55Zach, that is a stupid idea.
03:59Is she bothering you?
04:01We live together.
04:02Am I not allowed to pop in for a chat?
04:03All right.
04:04Who rattled your cage?
04:05You.
04:05Vic, I've got to get on with work, please.
04:08Talk to you later.
04:17Well, admittedly, I did have to put up with Billy and Honeybee in there.
04:19I'll tell you what, those two.
04:21I mean, they're really not the brightest crayons in the box either of them.
04:24But get this.
04:25B.
04:27Paint.
04:28Wow.
04:29Yeah.
04:29She knows the way to your heart.
04:32She is a real-life person here, not just a cash machine.
04:36I did go along thinking I was just schmoozing a potential voter, but it turns out she's, um, she's bright,
04:44she's kind, she's funny, and she's beautiful.
04:49I mean, what's not the like?
04:50So are you going to see her again?
04:52Yeah, I think I am.
04:53Well, as it happens, that's perfect timing.
04:55Because what do women want from their men more than anything else?
04:59Not a word about me mother.
05:00No, not that.
05:02But it doesn't hurt.
05:04Dancing.
05:05It's dancing.
05:06All right?
05:07Vicky loves watching these flash mob videos.
05:09So, I want to organise one for us, top secret, at the wedding, all the stags.
05:14That's a no from me.
05:15Yeah.
05:15But we look stupid.
05:16No, it doesn't matter if we do.
05:18Oh, come on, look.
05:19Last year was awful for us.
05:22Everything with Joel, Vicky's cheating, and I just want to draw a line under all of it.
05:26Plus, we're getting married on Vicky's birthday, so I would get to make her special, special day extra special.
05:33Well, I have been known to throw a few shapes.
05:37Bea will love it.
05:38Kathy will love it.
05:39And I know Vicky will love it.
05:42So, go on, have a look on social media for flash mob videos, so you know what I'm on about,
05:45and I'm going to go get the boys.
05:47All right.
05:47Wait, what, I didn't actually say yes.
05:52I thought it was supposed to just be a bit of fun.
05:58Yeah, it's like Ross said, women like dancing.
06:07It's clean, ain't you?
06:10It's my day off.
06:32It's my day off.
06:33It is my day off.
06:33It's my day off.
07:01It anniversary, stuck to it.
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