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00:00:05You
00:00:30Get in here.
00:00:52Police! Don't move!
00:01:00It was a sad state of affairs when getting caught in your dreams was actually some kind of relief.
00:01:11Something happens to you when you're facing the prospect of life in prison.
00:01:14You start seeing everything in sharper focus, with incredible texture and detail,
00:01:18like your brain is already trying to capture and catalog the memory of everything you're about to lose.
00:01:27And then there's the way everyone else sees you.
00:01:33Somebody help you with fellas?
00:01:37Have a good day.
00:01:57Morning, Mr. Cooper.
00:02:00Luddy?
00:02:03I was hoping I could talk to you for a second back at the office when you're done hitting.
00:02:07About what?
00:02:08Sorry?
00:02:10Well, I, uh, been a member of this club for about ten years.
00:02:14You've never asked me to your office before, so I'm just wondering what it's about.
00:02:20Uh, I was hoping we could have this conversation in a more private setting.
00:02:25Why don't you just tell me what you came here to tell me, Luddy?
00:02:29Well, look, this is obviously a sensitive issue,
00:02:32and I'm sure you know how much we value your membership here at the club.
00:02:36Well, that's really nice to hear.
00:02:37The thing is, the board met, and we feel it would be best if we suspended your membership,
00:02:44just until your current difficulties are resolved.
00:02:48I see.
00:02:49I'm really sorry about this, Coop.
00:02:51Tell me, which one of the club's bylaws did the board land on to give you the legal standing to
00:02:55kick me out?
00:02:56Come on, Coop. That's not what this is.
00:02:58Because, if I recall correctly, if I were to have committed any infractions, which I haven't,
00:03:02then the club would have to inform me in writing, and only after three such notices could they initiate the
00:03:07disciplinary proceedings to recommend my Oscar.
00:03:09You were arrested for murder.
00:03:11I didn't kill anyone.
00:03:12Well, how do I know that?
00:03:16I sure guess you're right, Luddy.
00:03:19There's really no way of knowing.
00:03:21But if there's even the slightest chance that I'm a cold-blooded killer, do you think I am?
00:03:27Do you really want to be fucking with me right now?
00:03:31I'm gonna finish my bucket.
00:03:33Thanks, buddy.
00:03:41A paper shadow in a house of stone
00:03:46The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
00:03:50I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
00:03:55Till I look back at the smoke
00:03:59You can't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:04Don't wanna run for the roses
00:04:09I got my pocket opposing
00:04:15I don't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:16Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:18Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:19Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:19I just don't have the Johnson
00:04:25Don't wanna smell the dying roses
00:04:30I got my pocket full of pulses
00:04:35I don't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:57I don't know why
00:05:07You took up with the Johnson
00:05:08I don't know why
00:05:08You know, I'm on a steady Vicodin diet.
00:05:10Oh, nice.
00:05:12Percocet helps the Vicodin.
00:05:14How about you?
00:05:18I've been better.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21I got a secret today.
00:05:28Have a seat.
00:05:30I was surprised when I texted you.
00:05:33I'm wondering what you know.
00:05:37What do I know about what?
00:05:40I don't know.
00:05:42Anything.
00:05:44You're going to have to be a little more specific here.
00:05:46Jesus, you're not going to depose for me.
00:05:54What is this?
00:05:56It's a deed to your house.
00:05:57It's signed his half over to you.
00:05:59I was going to drop it off, but when he asked to meet...
00:06:04He thinks he's going to jail.
00:06:05He's playing defense.
00:06:06It's keeping the assets safe in your hands.
00:06:09It's a smart thing to do.
00:06:10If you think you're going to jail.
00:06:12We're in uncharted territory here, Mel.
00:06:14Oh, my God, the kids.
00:06:15The kids will be fine, right?
00:06:16So will you.
00:06:18If he goes to jail.
00:06:19You have their college trust.
00:06:21The retirement assets are only your name.
00:06:22If you get in a pinch, you can leverage the house with a heel lock.
00:06:25The point is, you'll all be fine.
00:06:34Something is going on with him.
00:06:36I know it.
00:06:37I know him.
00:06:39Even from before Paul died, I just...
00:06:42I can't figure it out.
00:06:43What's he been doing since he got fired?
00:06:46I told you about that.
00:06:47Yes, but what isn't he telling me?
00:06:52Even if I knew, I probably wouldn't tell you.
00:06:54I'm trying to help him.
00:06:56I think that ship has sailed, hasn't it?
00:06:58We both have to accept that the only person who can help Coop right now is Coop.
00:07:11We've got to get out of here, right?
00:07:14Keep me posted.
00:07:15You do the same.
00:07:16I will save him.
00:07:17I don't have a good time.
00:07:18Go!
00:07:59I don't have a good time.
00:08:04It's kind of a down vibe in this room.
00:08:07Anyone else feeling that?
00:08:10Allie?
00:08:13Oh.
00:08:15I find in situations like this, it falls to the bipolar person in the room to get the conversation started.
00:08:23Now, I know this is a scary time.
00:08:25We're all thinking the same thing, so I'm just going to go ahead and come out and say it.
00:08:31Yes, I've been having sex with my ex-fiance.
00:08:35I'm sorry, what now?
00:08:36I am sleeping with Bruce.
00:08:38Jesus Christ.
00:08:39Allie.
00:08:40Don't judge me, dude.
00:08:41I'm not judging you.
00:08:41It's just a terrible idea.
00:08:43Oh, and fucking Sam Levitt was genius?
00:08:45Do you mind?
00:08:47You think they don't know?
00:08:48You think there's anyone else left in this town who doesn't know?
00:08:51Are you off your meds?
00:08:52Why?
00:08:53I have to be off my meds in order to have sex?
00:08:55Are you off your meds?
00:08:57Yes.
00:08:58I have to be off my meds in order to have sex.
00:09:01Well, good sex at least.
00:09:04Why do you have to be off your meds to have good sex?
00:09:06Jesus Christ, Tori.
00:09:07It's a legit question.
00:09:11You want to chime in on this?
00:09:13Fuck no.
00:09:13Smart.
00:09:16I can't come on the meds.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:18Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
00:09:20Well, I think we should talk about it.
00:09:21Your sex life.
00:09:22About the fact that you could go to prison.
00:09:31You won't talk about it.
00:09:33And there's a very good reason for that.
00:09:34What?
00:09:35Because I don't want to.
00:09:37Well, that is a solid choice, Andy.
00:09:40Where are you going?
00:09:41I'm having a gig.
00:09:42Is Bruce going to be there?
00:09:43No, he ghosted me.
00:09:46Asshole.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48I'll see you later.
00:09:49Hey, no, wait.
00:09:50I want to come with you.
00:09:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:52Where is everybody going?
00:09:53Dad, I just want to see your play.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Me too.
00:09:56I'll go.
00:09:59Yeah, great idea.
00:10:00Let's take the children to a bar.
00:10:03I want to be the girl with the most cake.
00:10:10He only loves those things
00:10:12Because he loves to see them break.
00:10:16I'm waiting for you to rely on me on faith.
00:10:23And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:29And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:37And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:43And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:54Oh, boy.
00:10:55This was a long time ago.
00:10:57What was she doing?
00:10:59Whatever comes into her head.
00:11:01Anyway, his name is Bruce.
00:11:04Point is, I blew it.
00:11:09Because there's something wrong with me.
00:11:11With my brain.
00:11:14I'm not, you know, strictly speaking, okay.
00:11:20But lately I've been thinking that maybe Bruce isn't as okay as I thought he was.
00:11:26You know, because an okay person doesn't come back into your life and then ghost you.
00:11:31An okay person lets you give them back their whole live-through-this-record
00:11:36that you managed to hold on to for like a fucking decade.
00:11:39The same decade that you lost pretty much everything you ever had except for you, Andy.
00:11:49It's my big brother.
00:11:56You never let me go, not once.
00:12:00You saved my life.
00:12:03I just wish there was someone out there who would look out for you the same way you look out
00:12:06for me.
00:12:06Because I know you could really use that right about now.
00:12:13Anyway, Bruce won't return my calls.
00:12:16And that's not okay.
00:12:20You know, I might be the crazy one, but he's the one with the wife and kids
00:12:24who decided to fuck his bipolar ex-fiancé in her nephew's bed.
00:12:28What?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31I know it was messy and it was wrong, but I thought it was honest and real.
00:12:37But now I know it was just using me.
00:12:43God, fuck that!
00:12:51I am not anyone's side piece.
00:12:53Fuck Bruce.
00:12:54Oh, okay.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58Yeah!
00:12:59Fuck that guy!
00:13:00He doesn't deserve you.
00:13:01You're a babe.
00:13:02Fuck Bruce!
00:13:03That's right!
00:13:04Fuck Bruce!
00:13:05Fuck Bruce!
00:13:08Fuck Bruce!
00:13:11Fuck Bruce!
00:13:12Fuck Bruce!
00:13:13Fuck Bruce!
00:13:15Fuck Bruce!
00:13:16Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:19Fuck Bruce!
00:13:20Fuck Bruce!
00:13:25You know, you don't have to give me your bed.
00:13:27I could just sleep on the couch.
00:13:28Fine.
00:13:29I usually end up sleeping down there anyway.
00:13:31Well, if you say so.
00:13:34So that was something at the bar tonight, huh?
00:13:37Yeah, rockin' it all.
00:13:38You okay?
00:13:40It's kind of a moving target.
00:13:49I could take my own pills.
00:13:50Can you?
00:13:51It's a free country.
00:13:55Look, Ally, I don't know what's gonna happen with me.
00:13:59It's not looking great.
00:14:03And I need to know that you're gonna be okay.
00:14:06And the kids...
00:14:08They're gonna need you.
00:14:12And me.
00:14:14Take your fuckin' meds.
00:14:18Please.
00:14:20Take your fuckin' meds.
00:14:28So, she'll get me okay.
00:14:35How do you...
00:14:36I never know it.
00:14:36I can't think of it.
00:14:37It's okay.
00:14:37You're not joking.
00:14:40You're not joking.
00:14:42You're joking.
00:14:42I'm joking.
00:14:42You're joking.
00:14:43I don't know.
00:14:43I do not know that.
00:14:43You're joking.
00:14:45You are joking.
00:14:47Hey.
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:51You're all right, Dan?
00:14:53Yeah, it's just something I'm working on.
00:14:57Impressive.
00:15:00Did you have fun tonight?
00:15:02Yeah, she's amazing.
00:15:06She's something.
00:15:09I want to show you something.
00:15:14See this watch?
00:15:16I got this the year you were born.
00:15:20You're about three months old.
00:15:24Tori was three.
00:15:27And things were not going so great at work.
00:15:31And I was kind of nervous that I had maybe bitten off a little more than I could chew.
00:15:38You know, I just brought these two beautiful children into the world.
00:15:41I was kind of wondering how I was going to provide for them, feed them, keep them safe, all that
00:15:48stuff.
00:15:49And then I walked by this jewelry store and saw this watch.
00:15:52And it was crazy expensive.
00:15:56And I knew your mother would kill me if I bought it.
00:15:59But I did.
00:16:01Just trying to feel fearless, you know, or feel what that felt like.
00:16:05You can fake it till you make it.
00:16:07You know what I mean?
00:16:12Anyway, I know you kids don't really wear watches these days, but maybe some do you will, so I wanted
00:16:17you to have it.
00:16:27Yeah, I do the same thing sometimes.
00:16:29What?
00:16:31You know, fake it till you make it.
00:16:34Right.
00:16:35Well, one of these days you're going to realize pretty much everybody in the world is doing that.
00:16:38And that's when things get truly terrifying.
00:16:42Turn on.
00:16:49Look out of there.
00:16:51I like it.
00:16:53Good.
00:16:54We'll get it sized up for you.
00:16:58You want me to close this?
00:16:59Uh, yeah.
00:17:00Night, bud.
00:17:02Night.
00:17:03Night.
00:17:25Come in.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:31How's it going in here?
00:17:33All good.
00:17:40So, earlier at dinner when Allie said we should be talking about it, should we be talking about it?
00:17:48Did you do it?
00:17:50Did I kill Paul Levitt?
00:17:52No, I didn't.
00:17:55Congratulations, we talked about it.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:06Good night.
00:18:09Good night.
00:18:13Good night.
00:18:16Well, kid, you beat him.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:20It's not enough.
00:18:22I'll put you in.
00:18:25It's close.
00:18:26It's close.
00:18:26It's close.
00:18:28It's close.
00:18:29It's close.
00:18:30Okay, guys.
00:18:30Take this place apart fast.
00:18:32You pick up your splits from Eddie at Woodrow's.
00:18:54Good night.
00:19:07Good night.
00:19:11Good night.
00:19:20Give me a minute.
00:19:25I don't know.
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:21What are you doing here?
00:20:23Tell me about this plea deal.
00:20:28We plead down to manslaughter.
00:20:30Okay, normally that would mean ten years, but the DA is looking for a quick win, so I think I
00:20:34could close them at eight.
00:20:35Eight years?
00:20:36You'd be out in six.
00:20:38And you make that sound like it's nothing.
00:20:40You're measuring it against 25 to life.
00:20:45Look, if you want to go to trial, I will do everything I can to take their case apart.
00:20:48But you're not optimistic.
00:20:49They've got motive, opportunity, forensic evidence, and that goddamn gun was in your car.
00:20:54Under the best of circumstances, a trial is risky.
00:20:57In this case...
00:20:57Yeah, I've spent the last 20 years of my life hedging against risk.
00:21:00The plea bargain is your hedge.
00:21:02It's not a way out, but it's a way through.
00:21:04Does anyone care that I'm innocent?
00:21:06No.
00:21:09Jesus, my kids.
00:21:11Yeah, it's a terrible choice to face.
00:21:14Well, it's not really a choice, is it?
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:26Okay what?
00:21:28Set the meeting.
00:21:30Set the meeting.
00:21:45Hi.
00:21:49Hi.
00:21:50Um, I'm Mel.
00:21:51I'm Hunter's mom.
00:21:53This is Morgan.
00:21:55Hi, Morgan.
00:21:56Oh, Morgan.
00:21:56Morgan Adderall.
00:21:58Morgan.
00:21:59Mom.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:01No, it's fine.
00:22:02Um, will you be staying for dinner?
00:22:05No, no, thanks.
00:22:05I should head home.
00:22:07Are you sure?
00:22:07I was going to whip up some veggie burgers.
00:22:10It's fine.
00:22:10I'm going to be gone in a few minutes.
00:22:13What you got on your wrist?
00:22:15Just a watch.
00:22:16Dad gave.
00:22:17Dad gave you his Daytona?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20Why would he do that?
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:35Hi.
00:22:35Can I come in?
00:22:37Sure.
00:22:43Uh, what's up?
00:22:45You've never come in here before.
00:22:47I'm sorry it's so messy.
00:22:48Allie is a challenge.
00:22:51Why'd you give Hunter your Daytona?
00:22:52Because I have other watches.
00:22:54Do you want a beer?
00:22:54No, I don't want a beer.
00:22:55I want you to promise me you're not going to jail.
00:22:58Okay, I'm doing what I can, all right?
00:22:59What does that mean?
00:23:00You're innocent.
00:23:01And yet, you're signing over your half the house to me?
00:23:05Giving away your prized possessions?
00:23:06It's an old watch.
00:23:08Do not do that.
00:23:08If you've ever loved me, don't bullshit me right now.
00:23:12It's not looking great.
00:23:16We might be looking at a plea deal.
00:23:18What kind of deal?
00:23:20Manslaughter.
00:23:22I could be out in six years.
00:23:23Are you kidding?
00:23:26Six years?
00:23:26If I lose a trial, it could be the rest of my life.
00:23:28Why would you lose?
00:23:29You didn't kill him.
00:23:30Because that's not how the world works, Mel!
00:23:34God damn it!
00:23:37In the real world, nothing is guaranteed.
00:23:40Do you understand?
00:23:41You take your fucking eye off the ball for one second and everything changes.
00:23:45You lose your house.
00:23:46Your kids are like strangers in your own home.
00:23:49You lose your wife.
00:23:50You lose yourself.
00:23:54Okay, listen to me.
00:23:57Maggie's dad plays golf with David Gelson.
00:24:00He's the biggest defense attorney in the country.
00:24:02He's had incredible success negating DNA evidence with medical experts.
00:24:06She said she can get you a meeting with him.
00:24:08He's just going to do the same thing that Kat is doing.
00:24:11You don't know that.
00:24:12Jesus Christ!
00:24:13You want Tori and Hunter to visit you in prison?
00:24:18You want them to be known as the kids whose dad went away for murder?
00:24:20Because that will destroy them.
00:24:21You think I don't know that?
00:24:22Well, then do something about it!
00:24:23I'm trying!
00:24:24Try harder!
00:24:25You selfish fuck!
00:24:31God!
00:24:35There was a moment when you gave up on us.
00:24:39No, I don't remember when it was, but I'm pretty sure it was the exact same moment you should have
00:24:44been fighting like hell.
00:24:48I'm not blaming you.
00:24:49I gave up too.
00:24:50We both did.
00:24:50We fucking failed, Coop.
00:24:53And we're always going to have to live with that.
00:24:56But this right now is another one of those moments.
00:25:01And I'm telling you, I'm begging you.
00:25:03Don't be the guy who gives up at the exact moment you should be fighting with everything you have.
00:25:08No.
00:25:08Don't.
00:25:13Don't.
00:25:33so i just got off with the da and after some hemming and hawing i think it's going to be
00:25:38the deal we were hoping for is that right look i know it sucks but the circumstances being what
00:25:45they are the circumstances seem to be that my lawyer is suggesting i go to jail for a crime
00:25:49that i didn't commit i'm presenting that option yes in the interim we'll have our investigators
00:25:54looking into the case to see what the police might have missed which given the department's
00:25:58size and lack of resources could be significant i can't take this deal
00:26:03if you think i'm not doing my level best for you because of how you hired it has nothing to
00:26:07do
00:26:07with that nothing i'm thinking of your family so am i and what does taking this deal say to them
00:26:17that you love them enough to sacrifice that i am guilty i'm guilty of a lot of things but i
00:26:22am not
00:26:22guilty of this no deals no deals okay if that's your decision then that's what we'll do
00:26:37but you're gonna have to give me some more to work with let's start at the beginning
00:26:41why was your dna at the scene
00:26:45i was over there all the time we were in a relationship what you lied about so did she
00:26:50why isn't anyone looking harder at her these are sam's phone records okay cell phone towers
00:26:57confirmed she was in boston the night paul was killed her parents verified it they've got photos
00:27:01from henry's birthday party she she could have hired somebody to kill it and that someone could have been
00:27:05you they were going through a nasty divorce you're having money problems you were lovers i mean
00:27:11you can see how that might play why am i not in here what we called and texted all the
00:27:19time
00:27:19my number's not in here what number do you have for her a second phone that's right she could have
00:27:28left one in boston it's a burner number and some faceless sexting pics that could be anyone's breasts
00:27:32not exactly a smoking gun come on they're sam's breasts to which i say so what you confirmed her
00:27:38alibi with the wrong cell phone number we verified the account and we got cooperation from both of her
00:27:43parents because what parents ever lie for their daughter they weren't lying well neither am i remind
00:27:47you officer hernandez how many murder cases have you worked okay listen lady don't call me lady
00:27:51can you prove that the other number belongs to samantha i'm sorry isn't that your job we can't run
00:27:58every number we feel like we're required to go to a judge to get a warrant your attorney knows that
00:28:03then go do that if i had the actual phone then i could tie it to her and then i
00:28:06could make a case
00:28:07to get the warrant but i don't my client's life is on the line do your damn job let's go
00:28:15we're leaving
00:28:19well hey we gotta find that phone we just made our play on the phone it was a dead end
00:28:29so what that's it even if we had the phone it would only be meaningful if sam was the one
00:28:35who
00:28:35killed paul and i don't believe she killed him any more than i believe you did well then why didn't
00:28:39sam offer up this other phone in the first place for the same reason you both lied about being involved
00:28:45look i'll run it by our investigators but odds are that phone is long gone just take this hey yeah
00:28:57uh no i haven't gotten those files yet
00:29:15elena jesus christ what the fuck i need to talk to you all right i'm sorry i was gonna call
00:29:20but i
00:29:20didn't want to call so that's a good instinct maybe you should go with fine fine i just i just
00:29:23i just need your help please why would i help you i don't know for starters how about the hundred
00:29:29grand
00:29:29and change that you stole from me well i didn't want anybody else to find it in case you didn't
00:29:35get
00:29:35out you know that's kind of a lame apology i needed that money all right you know i know i'm
00:29:39sorry
00:29:39things have gotten a little bit crazy but they arrested you for murder like i said but look did you
00:29:43do it did you kill him of course not of course not i don't know the body was there when
00:29:46i got there
00:29:47oh so you were there jesus christ just go away coo
00:29:59ow what the
00:30:03you broke my door sorry about that you okay god it's harder than it looks you served you right
00:30:17what were you doing your thumbs house what do you think you didn't call me we're supposed to be
00:30:24partners well because i knew that if i told you you would tell me it was up and i would
00:30:28have been
00:30:28right loving your girlfriend it's fucked up well to be fair she had already dumped me so we're in kind
00:30:35of a
00:30:36gray area
00:30:43what
00:30:47so are you gonna help me or what
00:30:49well
00:30:53melina hi hi this is levitt i'm so sorry for your loss thank you i can't tell you how much
00:31:00i appreciate
00:31:00you offering to help me out it was just so traumatic for esperanza to find paul like that
00:31:04and i just i told her just you know take all the time that she needs so you know the
00:31:10cops have been
00:31:11in everything um are you sure that nick doesn't mind losing you for the day oh nick's not home very
00:31:16much these days right i'm running out to do some errands i'll be gone for a few hours you uh
00:31:24are you
00:31:24finding everything okay yes miss levy i'm good okay i'll see you later thank you again my pleasure
00:31:44how'd it go well good we have a few hours all right let's get going what makes you think that
00:31:50she hasn't gotten rid of this phone because it's my only shot you start upstairs
00:32:22harry's burgers
00:32:25i keep telling them to put the sauce on the side but it's like shallowing into the void the sauce
00:32:30that's their specialty yeah but missing that's on my burger and your desk
00:32:37what do you got for me updated emmy report came in on paul leavitt
00:32:41it sounded like a tv cop you didn't open it it was addressed to you you're gonna get ketchup on
00:32:47it
00:32:50it's on your it's on your fingers
00:32:51shut up something in there two of the three gunshots were post-mortem what the hell does that mean
00:33:30it's on your
00:33:33Jay McInerney wrote,
00:34:25and I'll go.
00:34:27Coop?
00:34:29Coop, get over here.
00:34:42Oh, my God!
00:34:44Holy shit!
00:34:45Coop, you scared the shit out of me.
00:34:48Nobody killed Paul.
00:34:51What?
00:34:52He shot himself.
00:34:55Look, I don't know what you're talking about right now,
00:34:58but you need to leave.
00:34:59And then you must have shot his dead body.
00:35:02Try to make it look like a murderer.
00:35:05You lost your mind.
00:35:07Remember this?
00:35:11Dear Sam, I made a terrible mistake.
00:35:13There are no words to express to you how sorry I am for taking you for granted,
00:35:16breaking up our marriage,
00:35:17breaking up our family.
00:35:20I have failed you as a husband and a man, and if nothing else,
00:35:23just know that it was not because I didn't love you.
00:35:25I did more than anything, which is what makes this so excruciatingly painful for me.
00:35:29I love you.
00:35:31Paul.
00:35:35Heartfelt kind of makes it about himself at the end.
00:35:37Very Paul.
00:35:38You broke into my house?
00:35:39You planted a gun in my car.
00:35:41I think we're going to call it even.
00:35:42I'm guessing that Paul's life insurance policy had a no suicide clause.
00:35:51In spite of his countless wonderful attributes, turns out Paul was really bad with money.
00:35:58I didn't get the full picture until the divorce.
00:36:02I was going to come out with a lot less than I counted on.
00:36:06This is what happens.
00:36:08You were the hot girl in high school, but six years later you were a waitress
00:36:12because the stepping stone became a boulder.
00:36:14You start fucking your boss.
00:36:16Maybe you're looking for job security or maybe you're just bored.
00:36:21Then one day he asks you to marry him.
00:36:23You didn't see that coming.
00:36:25But what you do see is a big comfortable home, financial security,
00:36:29and a chance to finally quiet the voice in your head that never stops asking what comes next.
00:36:37You move into an exclusive Hamlet you've never heard of called Westmont Village.
00:36:42You're from South Boston.
00:36:43You don't know from villages.
00:36:44You meet the other wives and devote yourself to losing the last traces of your Southie accent
00:36:49and learning how to shop for torn jeans that cost more than a month's rent in your old apartment.
00:36:54And then those jeans start getting tighter and nine months later, baby number one.
00:36:59You may not have planned it, but you stopped believing in plans around the same time you started fucking Paul.
00:37:04And you love this little boy like you've never loved anyone.
00:37:07So a few years later, you have another one.
00:37:10And for a while there, you have a family and friends and life feels complete.
00:37:14That voice in your head still speaks up from time to time,
00:37:17but it's nothing a little Xanax and Whispering Angel can't fix.
00:37:20And so through a colossal failure of imagination and low self-esteem, you convince yourself you're happy in the same
00:37:28way all of your friends and neighbors seem to be.
00:37:30A few years later, Paul has left you for a younger version of you.
00:37:36Coop is everything Paul isn't.
00:37:38He's handsome and sexy and funny, and he will never really love you.
00:37:44It turns out even the princes are just frogs in Brunello Cuccinelli polo shirts.
00:37:49So you go running back to mommy and daddy in Boston.
00:37:52You just need a break from all of it.
00:37:54And that voice in your head is back, screaming that you'll lose everything and be cast out of this promised
00:37:59land in disgrace.
00:38:03And then Paul, high on a dangerous brew of whiskey and anti-psychotics, breaks into your house, the same house
00:38:10he moved out of to go fuck the waitress.
00:38:12Give us a chance.
00:38:13Please, baby.
00:38:14I'm never going to get back together with you.
00:38:16I want to see you.
00:38:16I promise when you wake up, you'll remember how much you hate me.
00:38:19And, you know, all women over 30.
00:38:21Are you in my house? What the fuck are you doing in my house?
00:38:24I wrote you a note.
00:38:25What are you talking about?
00:38:30Wait, wait, wait, Paul.
00:38:31I'm right here, I swear to God.
00:38:33Put the gun down.
00:38:34I swear to God.
00:38:34Just put the gun down.
00:38:39And that's when your husband of 15 years blows his brains out on FaceTime.
00:38:43Paul?
00:38:45Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:47Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:56Paul has 20 million in life insurance.
00:38:59You know this because he redid the policy last year.
00:39:02That's how you know it could still be nullified by suicide.
00:39:10For the next three or four hours, you don't stop moving.
00:39:14Because you know if you do, you'll lose your nerve.
00:39:18You started using a burner phone because your regular phone is still on Paul's plan,
00:39:22and the last thing you needed was that jealous maniac finding out about Coop.
00:39:26And right now, that burner phone is gonna come in handy.
00:39:44The bottom line is, you can't let it be suicide.
00:40:02CORON SECONSE
00:40:03CORON SECONSE
00:41:03This is my life.
00:41:04You don't deserve it.
00:41:07You and all the other smug money guys, you walk around like such big shots.
00:41:12Like having all this money is proof of something when it's all just handed to you.
00:41:16I had to let that sweaty fuck climb on top of me every night for years.
00:41:22I suffered indignity after indignity just to be here, to have this, for my kids and for me.
00:41:30And I was going to lose it, all because Paul couldn't keep his money in the bank and his dick
00:41:35in his pants.
00:41:39The sad thing is, you have no idea how much I know how you feel.
00:41:47Paul, I do.
00:41:49And you're right.
00:41:50I should have been kinder to you.
00:41:53And I'm sorry for that.
00:41:55But I'm not going to jail for you.
00:41:57Wait.
00:41:58We need to talk about this.
00:42:00Pretty sure we just did.
00:42:02Coop?
00:42:04Coop.
00:42:07Coop!
00:42:10Jesus, when the fuck did everybody start getting guns around here?
00:42:14Someone needs to have killed him.
00:42:15You can't be serious.
00:42:16You broke into my house.
00:42:17You attacked me.
00:42:18I defended myself against the man who killed my husband.
00:42:23You just forgot one thing.
00:42:27What's that?
00:42:28You're not a killer either.
00:42:32Coop!
00:42:34Wait!
00:42:35Coop!
00:42:37Coop!
00:42:38In a town where nothing and no one was what they seemed,
00:42:41it kind of made sense that a murder wasn't actually a murder.
00:42:51It was strange to feel sorry for the woman who had framed me for murder.
00:42:56You're right.
00:43:00But Sam was just trying to hold on to what was hers.
00:43:04And no one understood that better than me.
00:43:08We'd all bought into the same dream,
00:43:10the promise of suburban paradise.
00:43:12And we were all tricked into believing that once we got there,
00:43:14it was ours to keep.
00:43:16Our big, solid houses made it feel like we'd grabbed ourselves a small piece of forever.
00:43:21But you didn't have to dig too deep to find the rot and the foundations.
00:43:25It was all just an elaborate illusion where the magician and audience were one and the same.
00:43:30And sometimes it was hard to tell what was real and what was just smoke and mirrors.
00:43:47And then there were times when it wasn't hard at all.
00:44:05Get him here.
00:44:07Get him here.
00:44:25I know you're going to want to punish him, but close the deal first.
00:44:28You know how much I must have killed him to have to call you.
00:44:31If he loses Luenberg, the dominoes will start to fall.
00:44:33He knows he's fucked.
00:44:35I mean, the numbers alone are just...
00:44:36Yeah, I know the number.
00:44:36Great.
00:44:37Sorry.
00:44:40Oh.
00:44:41You pulled Walter all the way down from Vermont.
00:44:43I'm telling you.
00:44:46Okay.
00:44:56Bailey Ann Russell in the same room.
00:44:59I'm honored.
00:45:00Nice to see you, coach.
00:45:02I'm not going to apologize.
00:45:03You were getting too big for your britches.
00:45:04I'm not here for an apology.
00:45:06Good.
00:45:06Let's get down to it.
00:45:08As Miss Cross told you, we've hit a wall with Luenberger since you left.
00:45:11No matter who I threw at it, they keep running back with their tails between their legs.
00:45:16Swiss fuckers only deal with you.
00:45:18You must give a hell of a blowjob.
00:45:22We'll put you back in your seat.
00:45:24Back pay you.
00:45:25Add in a generous signing bonus.
00:45:27Structured any way you like.
00:45:29It'll be like you were never gone.
00:45:31But I was gone.
00:45:32Walter Jack had me marched out in front of all those people.
00:45:36Oh, come on, Coop.
00:45:37You think there's anyone out there who doesn't know that I'm an asshole?
00:45:40Trust me.
00:45:41You come out of this smelling like a bug and rose.
00:45:43I want 20% on Luenberger and 25% overall profit share.
00:45:46Fuck you.
00:45:4712% of the Swiss.
00:45:4915% of the profit share.
00:45:50Once they start bringing in fresh capital in-house.
00:45:53Well, Luenberger bows up.
00:45:54Hellman gets spooked.
00:45:56The Texas oil family starts smelling blood in the water.
00:45:58The redemptions come in faster than you can cover them.
00:46:01This place will go up in smoke.
00:46:02And your capital account goes with us.
00:46:05You'll lose everything.
00:46:06I've already lost everything.
00:46:0820% of the Swiss, 25% overall.
00:46:11I'm afraid you don't understand how a negotiation works.
00:46:14I'm not negotiating.
00:46:16Fuck you.
00:46:16Fuck you.
00:46:18This is my fucking company.
00:46:20It's not yours if you can't keep it.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:2720 and 25.
00:46:28Conditional on you delivering the Swiss.
00:46:30Immediately.
00:46:31You and Jack fly to Switzerland tonight.
00:46:34I got a thing tonight.
00:46:35Jet leaves from Teterboro at 11 tonight.
00:46:38Mary will text you with the tail number.
00:46:39You and I can talk details on the plane.
00:46:42Do we have a deal?
00:46:49Sure.
00:47:27The Gutenberg Cancer Gala raises millions every year for cancer research.
00:47:31Never find the words saying nothing.
00:47:35Peter and Diane Miller had been sharing it for years, pressuring us all to buy tables and lottery tickets.
00:47:40And over time, it had become one of the biggest annual events on the Westchester social calendar.
00:47:44Being seen here told everyone that you were generous.
00:47:47The kind of generous that takes big bucks.
00:47:49And so the cause of medical science was advanced through the twin forces of social pressure and peacocking.
00:47:54You do not know how relieved we are that you were exonerated.
00:47:58Not that we ever believe that you did it.
00:48:01Oh, that didn't come out right shit.
00:48:03I don't know how to talk about this.
00:48:05None of us do.
00:48:06So how about we just stop trying?
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:08There's the idea.
00:48:10Hi.
00:48:11Oh, thank you.
00:48:12To be euphemistical, to be eulogistical, I have to come up with a million words I never thought I knew.
00:48:18I'd rather be logical.
00:48:19You look fantastic.
00:48:20Holy cow.
00:48:23Oh, now this is a welcome sight.
00:48:25Good to come out there.
00:48:26Look at you.
00:48:27Look at me in there.
00:48:28Yeah, yeah.
00:48:29Great table.
00:48:30Good table.
00:48:31Okay, how are you?
00:48:32Where's Barney?
00:48:33Where do you think?
00:48:34Oh, okay.
00:48:34Right.
00:48:34Yeah, of course.
00:48:36There he is.
00:48:37There he is.
00:48:38So, table 10.
00:48:39Hi, sis.
00:48:41How are you?
00:48:42I'll be right back.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:45Hi, buddy.
00:48:48Well, aren't you the belle of the ball?
00:48:51Yeah, nothing like beating a murderer after giving you a social boost.
00:48:55Congratulations on not being a murderer.
00:49:02So, when did you meet with Jack?
00:49:04I already did.
00:49:05You already did.
00:49:06And you don't call me?
00:49:08Well, I knew I'd see you here.
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11So, what'd he say?
00:49:12It was a compelling offer.
00:49:14How compelling?
00:49:16I'm thinking about it.
00:49:17You think you do?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:18Yeah, by all means.
00:49:19Let's take our time with this.
00:49:21You know, you don't want to reclaim all that income, mine included, without really mulling
00:49:24it over.
00:49:25Cool.
00:49:26Hey.
00:49:27I'm so happy to see you, man.
00:49:28I never doubted you for one second.
00:49:30Hey, let's get this man some drinks, huh?
00:49:32I got one.
00:49:33Yeah, what's your point?
00:49:34We need McAllen over here, all right?
00:49:40Excuse me, guys.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:43Hi, guys.
00:49:44Hello.
00:49:45Hello.
00:49:46Hi.
00:49:47Welcome.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:49Mel.
00:49:50You don't look so good.
00:49:51Hello, Amanda.
00:49:52How'd you meet?
00:49:52Hi.
00:49:53Good to meet you.
00:49:54Good to meet you.
00:49:55Good to meet you.
00:49:56Good to meet you.
00:49:56Good to meet you.
00:49:56You guys look great.
00:49:57There's no one in the place, except you and me.
00:50:07So set them up, Joe.
00:50:11Uh-oh.
00:50:12There's the curlices.
00:50:13Bye.
00:50:14Bye.
00:50:21You okay?
00:50:23Fine.
00:50:28Forget about the tennis team.
00:50:32You've got a whole other year to worry about, for instance.
00:50:39Would you want to work with a professional tennis coach?
00:50:43You're my coach.
00:50:45Just saying, I don't have to be.
00:50:48I'm saying, yes, you do.
00:50:52Hmm.
00:50:56Thanks.
00:50:59Looks like our little man's got some game.
00:51:07What about you?
00:51:08Are you seeing anyone?
00:51:09Oh, I don't know.
00:51:10Oh, I was.
00:51:12It's complicated.
00:51:15It's complicated.
00:51:15I can be a lot.
00:51:17It's okay to be a lot.
00:51:19He can't handle it.
00:51:21Fuck him.
00:51:22Yeah.
00:51:23Fuck him.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:28Okay, I gotta go.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:31But you just got here.
00:51:32Best time to leave.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:37See you later.
00:51:38Use a condom.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:52Hey.
00:51:53Okay to join you?
00:51:54Of course, yeah.
00:51:57Oh, okay.
00:52:01I've been trying to get in touch with you now.
00:52:03I know, I know.
00:52:04I just needed a little time.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:11I'm so sorry.
00:52:15You deserve so much better.
00:52:18Yeah, I did.
00:52:20But I did it to myself.
00:52:25I fell in love with a woman who was in love with someone else.
00:52:31What are you talking about?
00:52:36Not bad.
00:52:59Not bad.
00:53:09Don't think, don't think she's coming
00:53:13Take it away
00:53:14Well, wait a minute
00:53:16No, you're stuck with me
00:53:20Wow
00:53:25You look good
00:53:28You're only saying that because it's true
00:53:35How did it all let go?
00:53:38Seems I've been forgiven
00:53:42He's a better man than me
00:53:43Obviously
00:53:48Either way, I think I'm gonna fly solo for a while
00:53:51Huh
00:53:53You and me both
00:53:57Speaking of which, I saw Sam out shopping the other day
00:54:00Like none of this ever happened
00:54:04Well, I mean
00:54:06She didn't kill the guy
00:54:09And she hadn't filed the insurance claim yet
00:54:12So technically there was no fraud
00:54:15But her attorney gets her off with
00:54:18Community service, fine
00:54:21Even though she was gonna send you to prison
00:54:25She had her reasons
00:54:27Oh, hurry you forgive
00:54:31Took you two years to forgive me
00:54:35I wasn't in love with her
00:54:49This is where I leave you
00:54:54I haven't even served dinner
00:54:56That's the best time to leave
00:55:02Hey
00:55:04Try to stay out of trouble
00:55:13See you back
00:55:14Oh, green man
00:55:16Look at this guy
00:55:27Jules
00:55:28Hey, Coop
00:55:29We were so happy to hear that you were cleared
00:55:32I mean, we never believed it
00:55:34But still
00:55:35Yeah, I heard they had you down for murder one in the pool
00:55:40You know me
00:55:42I like to play the long shot
00:55:45Well, I guess I'll count myself lucky you didn't have the inside track
00:55:49You know, like you did with the SATs
00:55:53What are you talking about?
00:55:54Well, I know you thought you were careful, but
00:55:57Word gets around
00:56:00And if word were to continue to get around to the right people
00:56:04Chelsea would be lucky to get into community college
00:56:07How can you possibly know that?
00:56:11You can't know that
00:56:13You're out of your depth here, Jules
00:56:16There's nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they don't know
00:56:19And you don't know shit
00:56:22So you have all the colleges in America to choose from
00:56:25But she's not going to Princeton
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30Goddamn right, hang on
00:56:47Thank you
00:56:54Thank you
00:56:56Thank you, sir
00:57:24This is what happens
00:57:25You work your ass off to build the life you think you want
00:57:30And then one day someone takes it away from you
00:57:33And that's when you learn that there's a world of difference between working hard and fighting for your life
00:57:39You've never had to fight before
00:57:41You don't even know if you know how
00:57:42But then you do it
00:57:43And to your own great surprise
00:57:45You win
00:57:45And it should feel sweet
00:57:47It should feel like redemption and validation and victory all at once
00:57:51But something's changed
00:57:52You can see your old life in front of you there for the taking
00:57:55And it would be so easy to jump right back onto that hamster wheel and start running again
00:58:08Shit
00:58:14Susie
00:58:15What did you do?
00:58:19No!
00:58:20What did you do?
00:58:27But when you're done licking your wounds
00:58:29And being angry at the world
00:58:31And trying to save everyone you love
00:58:33You will have to look in the mirror
00:58:35And ask yourself if you can really go back to being who you were
00:58:42Because the hard truth is
00:58:43Once you've seen the chaos behind the curtain
00:58:45You can never really watch the show the same way again
00:58:54But right now
00:58:56Right now
00:58:59It's time to get back to work
00:59:04It's time to get back to work
00:59:12Yeah
00:59:13Right now
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