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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess 💕 💕
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20What are we doing?
00:10:20Oh, okay.
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:26What are we doing?
00:10:33What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?!
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:09you
00:18:13you
00:18:19you
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom i a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here
00:21:15captain morales
00:21:18my son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong
00:21:29we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37he writes the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake
00:21:53i'm saving you
00:21:54saving you
00:21:56by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you your fucking spy
00:22:00talk
00:22:01i swear to god we'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33that a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:41is physically
00:22:45you're just talking to me with your funny
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00we're almost there
00:23:02get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26the missiles
00:23:26how is this possible
00:23:28it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:38she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god
00:24:15no no absolutely not
00:24:17there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21but how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:33she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:38it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:24:58then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me
00:25:21this is it the finishing touch
00:25:24i must now defeat the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:05soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son and then he can marry one of us
00:26:13they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:48brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:53door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to
00:26:59do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck
00:27:20ready hey oh
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:02wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's secure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:23of
00:29:24medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving
00:29:51your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:57right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:30:03wife if
00:30:03you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:31got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:36you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:44i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:18the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly no no no no
00:31:41my standard my
00:31:42their job is not supposed to be mine i'd so much rather share him with you than let that pantyless
00:31:49ugly bitch have him you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of
00:31:55here and revoke their licenses wait no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:12was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained
00:32:18dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could
00:32:23have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have
00:32:29to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over too but if my bestest
00:32:33big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years
00:32:58he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one
00:33:02with some serious you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my
00:33:10house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your best
00:33:25friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did for three years while you were deployed yet you cheat on me with my best friend and
00:33:47now you're
00:33:47trying to swindle my home do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was
00:33:54a
00:33:54complete waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:08i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:26she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an
00:34:39upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating
00:35:20scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own she was
00:35:53begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you
00:36:00got no
00:36:01game i got street cred i got out of keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and
00:36:07you're
00:36:07one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:32downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:37:03should
00:37:03do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:42that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands
00:37:49i inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please tricksy dear i know it must broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i
00:38:26can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to
00:38:32charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:57you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake the snake bites back
00:39:04car so let her comment embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video
00:39:16yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:22whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her
00:39:35funeral
00:39:36there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:50with
00:39:50your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well she's been
00:39:54providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for him
00:39:59for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:42married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but just taking my last name oh and
00:40:59please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:41:05this is a partay after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:11to
00:41:11celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize her from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment
00:42:10for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29what
00:42:30evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:36ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed with me see everyone but already cut
00:42:51ties
00:42:51with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up
00:42:57to
00:42:57me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much
00:43:05marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:19you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the u.s president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:33beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:46rich
00:43:46girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:55tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:44:02digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her sup don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:12even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me
00:44:16butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know
00:44:24what
00:44:25i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as
00:45:07fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it you all sound so scared already don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look
00:45:28at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:17toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:23delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:48wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:58you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:17unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a free loading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a
00:48:11parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor do
00:48:17you see
00:48:18this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:25me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in
00:48:31your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:46you've stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:49:07marry
00:49:07an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30he's awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one
00:49:47hell of a
00:49:48blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which
00:49:53one
00:49:53of fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:59saved
00:49:59before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off
00:50:06your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're
00:50:12souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:33mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it was nothing
00:51:24i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for
00:51:49virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:52:00to give
00:52:00her a person
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:08don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:28worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like
00:53:39they
00:53:39don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to play
00:53:43some
00:53:43else some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:00life but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:10nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:20like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor it must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:18are the farthest
00:55:19thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:26i don't care for any of us i don't care for any of us i don't care for any of
00:55:41us i don't care for any of us
00:55:41cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:51trixia i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixia more
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:29okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're
00:57:33all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:42do to
00:57:42us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on
00:57:49bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violets i'd handle them myself but
00:58:06i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35uh hello yes what
00:58:44i'm going bankrupt
00:58:54hey hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's a thin air
00:59:08that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:15health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man country tricks he's married the
00:59:35famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be now you believe me those who
00:59:43do bad
00:59:43will always end up losing everything there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort money from us i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the
01:00:03military for so long you don't know what a real woman can do for you let me take you to
01:00:08my wedding
01:00:08chamber and i'll show you a good time do you rub your hands for me or i'll have them removed
01:00:15for you
01:00:15i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:27cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37well okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:43full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to miss tricksy thank you devon
01:00:59marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've
01:01:15ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean
01:01:41the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products yes that's
01:01:48the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me the
01:02:00president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong who the
01:02:14cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products who cares about
01:02:20this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even
01:02:25gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her
01:02:46trixie is a good person please officer don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all
01:02:53doing here the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to
01:02:59back you up listen officer i can attest that trixie amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never break the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave
01:03:12her everything she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this
01:03:39whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his
01:03:44identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and
01:03:49we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this
01:03:55whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble but i promise i'll get it resolved and
01:03:59we
01:04:00can focus on taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:09you
01:04:09don't get to decide punk let's go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:55uh
01:04:59uh
01:05:01uh
01:05:03uh
01:05:03uh
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:06You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Right.
01:07:58Right's the wrong good.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for Glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:14Swap.
01:10:16Swap.
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pa.
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes.
01:12:15We'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:06Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23No.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:15:02been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:15:14the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even
01:15:41the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up
01:15:46some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing
01:15:54trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are
01:16:01stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years there wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:29yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck
01:16:45about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it oh mr vice president i have swell idea my biomedical company invented the
01:17:06latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting
01:17:23power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:29power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:43shoot wait that's the president
01:17:46oh
01:17:48oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:50oh
01:17:51oh
01:17:51oh
01:17:51oh
01:17:52oh
01:17:52oh
01:17:57oh
01:17:58oh
01:18:05oh
01:18:06oh my gosh
01:18:07i'm so sorry madame president
01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the the fraud in the middle
01:18:13what is this
01:18:15oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:19this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i
01:18:34gave you
01:18:34what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:38that is easy
01:18:40that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she
01:19:08she
01:19:08she
01:19:09she is
01:19:10she is a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:19healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract
01:19:36this contract
01:19:36yeah
01:19:37yes
01:19:37thank you first gentleman
01:19:56my contract you bitch
01:19:59and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:15there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize
01:20:19or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:25money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:31so prepare yourself
01:20:32because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do
01:20:37the president is here
01:20:39and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now
01:20:50so what's your final decision
01:20:53i'll
01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president
01:21:11you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:14you wish idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:20so ugly on the inside it makes me wanna vomit
01:21:23i-i-i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:43and it's
01:21:46and it's
01:21:47oh
01:21:48oh
01:21:49oh
01:21:49oh
01:21:51oh
01:21:55oh
01:21:56oh
01:21:57oh
01:21:58oh
01:21:59oh
01:22:03oh
01:22:06oh
01:22:10oh
01:22:12oh
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself out.
01:24:21Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:50Wait, right now.
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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