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New 💞 She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess 💕 💕
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:11I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Okay, okay.
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:12i warn you
00:18:14so
00:18:15yeah
00:18:15yeah
00:18:19so
00:18:20yeah
00:18:20so
00:18:21yeah
00:18:22yeah
00:18:22and
00:18:23yeah
00:18:23yeah
00:18:24yeah
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:19:02we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:12me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:25bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just wanna
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:25can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are your fucking spy
00:22:00so i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's skelting now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:44you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26the missiles
00:23:27how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i
00:23:52are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the
00:23:58goddess
00:23:59healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss
00:24:04tricksy must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:25tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:44that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a
00:24:56jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the
00:25:03right
00:25:03techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever
00:25:11your heart
00:25:11desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me
00:25:21this is it the finishing touch i must now defeat the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:02like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison
00:26:09on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of
00:26:15us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:34what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:48brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:53door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:59that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12her bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:18suck ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:16punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:26he's secure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:05advice
00:29:06from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:12i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:17again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:23of
00:29:24medicine than the queen angel and i the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:39100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is
00:29:46that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:52take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:10i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three
00:30:24years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:31got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:36you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:44i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16she could have been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:42my third dollar shop is supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly
00:31:49bitch have him you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of
00:31:55here and revoke their licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the
00:32:20impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all
00:32:36right listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on
00:33:00the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie i'm already i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:50presidential contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire
00:35:25family for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level poor edna she still doesn't know what
00:35:37you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:52house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:36:02crit i got
00:36:02out of keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live so that i can help them of course those without
00:36:24substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed to mean it means the new
00:36:30girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair at their wedding grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:50aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but
00:38:06please tricksy dear i know it must have broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you
00:38:13are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom
00:38:21and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:26i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:32to
00:38:32charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:50you said trixie's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too sasa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:57you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let
00:39:05her
00:39:05comment embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century
00:39:19tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:50with
00:39:50her regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well she's
00:39:54been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for
00:39:59him for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it
00:40:04down on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting
00:40:16her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:42married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs wake him still but
00:40:57is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the
00:41:03entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people
00:41:09in
00:41:09nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you
00:41:18the contract herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our uh entertainment for
00:42:10tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:19a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:27who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:42:33at yourself
00:42:33in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so
00:42:45obsessed with me she loves me see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad
00:42:59girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high
00:43:07and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving
00:43:12you the contract you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could
00:43:25you possibly have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:45this is what us rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were
00:43:53too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone you should make her stop don't listen to her
00:44:08everyone she's the golden blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know
00:44:24what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to
00:44:31make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa
00:44:36trixie because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:18home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:26the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here
00:45:31she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:13pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:49wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:11hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just
00:48:10trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals
00:48:16for the poor do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will
00:48:30drop a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:48:38friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:43admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:58services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal
00:49:13prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:37save
00:49:38you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:48in front of
00:49:49everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:54don't need
00:49:54to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush
00:50:00you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:50:07you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my
00:50:13party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i
00:50:20quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:15you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:28any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys a lovey dove
00:51:40don't try
00:51:41to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man
00:51:45would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:51:56a
00:51:56hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious tricksy you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:08don't
00:53:09know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:27trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:40been out of action for so long maybe we should try to pay some off some more don't you think
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:10nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind and
00:54:24beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:34oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:18you are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:38it's okay
00:55:41cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you
00:56:27Go, go, power couple
00:56:30Okay, stop
00:56:32The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53And cherished as
00:56:54The most precious woman on earth
00:56:56Understand
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15As if
00:57:16Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:34Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49Truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:24Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35Hello?
00:58:36Yes
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:55Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It's evaporated
00:59:04It's in thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:12Secretary Cho
00:59:13You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34The famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa?
00:59:52Sasa?
00:59:53Sasa?
00:59:54Sasa?
00:59:54Sasa?
00:59:55Sasa?
00:59:55Sasa?
00:59:59Sasa?
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber
01:00:09And I'll show you a good time
01:00:12Do you want to rub your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:25As you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:39Fine
01:00:39But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45Fresh for the taking
01:00:53I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie
01:00:56Thank you, Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00Not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiancé
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08Just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:13So now
01:01:14Everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:20Wait, everyone
01:01:22Stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55The left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17Approves of my products
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs
01:02:22Break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:30FBI
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:43No, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:52What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56We were worried
01:02:58So we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen, officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06And would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:20She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:43Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:13I'm gonna hit you.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:19Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:33I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes.
01:12:15We'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:16Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:31I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:32Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:39Tear her apart!
01:14:42Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:49Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:58Tear her apart!
01:15:02through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got
01:15:14the contract coming still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is,
01:15:21you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of
01:15:32the most important allies to the president? He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president. On our
01:15:51side,
01:15:52you'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country. I have no problem doing
01:16:37that again if it means protecting my fiance's life. And let's be honest about one other thing,
01:16:42Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance. And what can you do about it? Oh, Mr. Vice
01:17:02President,
01:17:02I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously. Put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger. Despicable. What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power. Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them. Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot! Wait, that's the present.
01:17:55What the hell? Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam President. That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:18:12the fraud in the middle. What is this? Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon,
01:18:18Madam, for your military. This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing
01:18:23with. You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility. And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made
01:18:33with the contract I gave you? What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present
01:18:38before it's too late. That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold. What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... she... she is... She is a criminal. Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and
01:19:14we'll throw her in prison. I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going
01:19:18to
01:19:18prison once everyone is healed up. What are you talking about? The President literally came here to
01:19:23give me my billion dollar contract. This contract? Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentlemen.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day. There is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize? Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do? The President is here and I just invented the best
01:20:41biomedical products in the world. You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll... She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot! I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want
01:21:23to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:30And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only. And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:09Yes.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold. She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:17You're so beautiful for her.
01:23:24So how could she bring us back down?
01:23:26We'll see the water in the middle.
01:23:29But what could it come in here for the final episode?
01:23:30All her golds, all her clothes...
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all..
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Tracy, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money!
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait!
01:24:49What if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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