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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Ritune.
00:00:46Ritune.
00:00:51Ritune.
00:00:52Ritune.
00:00:52Praise! She is the Healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Ritune.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:00Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:02Ritune.
00:02:05Ritune.
00:02:06Woo!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:11on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:36please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:46feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:55me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:59have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:07i can topple
00:04:08mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:54i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:05methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:20wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:23that's correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:36she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:41if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:46i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come
00:06:51put out a bounty to the entire world
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars
00:06:59there's no need
00:07:14i'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she
00:07:18dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:20she's gonna save your brother
00:07:22don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:26cure your brother
00:07:27exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38i bet it has fleas
00:07:40that flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:43don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:08:20they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:22a skilled poor girl like her with duper son
00:08:24a skinny ass beggar
00:08:26trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious
00:08:31ew
00:08:32disgusting
00:08:32go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35security
00:08:35get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:08:39let's go
00:08:39if you throw me out
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir
00:08:48we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander and to no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58all right
00:08:59i'll give you a shot
00:09:01but i warn you
00:09:02if you fail
00:09:03i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07is that any way to ask for help
00:09:10you'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15but since i'm not welcome here
00:09:18i'll leave
00:09:20devon
00:09:20come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22no
00:09:23miss trixie
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26i can't lose him
00:09:28well
00:09:29if he's a hero to you
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34my brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:38also
00:09:39he's great with puppies
00:09:40he'd make a great husband
00:09:44who says i want to marry him
00:09:45as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:52only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55i mean look at her
00:09:56even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02only those cuts from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time
00:10:07but i'm saving this patient
00:10:19okay
00:10:21what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:36what the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53he's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:55he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:00yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:28what
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree
00:11:42i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:45what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:49we are all certified
00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:07endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08oh
00:12:09and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:22but lucky for you all
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33precisely
00:12:33you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us
00:12:39who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:57is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:59oh yeah
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:05i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:21if you can't heal him
00:13:24we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:33these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:37you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss tricksy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:54i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:56no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:15homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:43don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:54secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing in my way
00:15:10don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:25with pleasure
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:13i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she getting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:39i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:46malpractice
00:16:48this isn't fatal
00:16:49she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:52well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:04then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:24you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:27if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:36no funny business
00:18:16but i don't want these heroes to be incredible
00:18:33and i thought and i would be watching this
00:18:33but if i want them to share
00:18:33something that would do
00:18:33but for a redistribution
00:18:33i don't know
00:18:33at work
00:18:33over
00:18:33but i do think
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:43general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:49millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:18:54laughing stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:19:01listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light
00:19:09on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:16her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:21go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:26james let's go yes sir oh my god
00:19:39i told you all to stay out
00:19:46it's just a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:55i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:01i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:10this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her
00:20:18she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:24oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team
00:20:30yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:58lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here
00:21:16captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong
00:21:29we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:38rewrite the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you
00:21:47and why the hell are we bitches
00:21:51good you're awake
00:21:53i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me
00:21:56by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:01talk
00:22:01i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stuffer
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts
00:22:39science okay
00:22:40it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:42is physically
00:22:44you just talked to me with your friend
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:51captain do something now
00:22:53ready
00:22:59we're almost there
00:23:01aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those anus cells
00:23:27how is this possible
00:23:29it's not even a scratch
00:23:31i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:36no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:39she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong
00:23:42you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:18there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:25miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:32it's called borderline revival
00:24:34she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:39it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:56naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:59then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:07my son's life is in your hands
00:25:09you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:25i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:48it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:55poison gas my son is in there
00:25:58you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:13they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:39wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:49it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:51oh my god
00:26:51yeah
00:26:52she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:58miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:09these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back suck
00:27:20ready
00:27:21aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:45do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:03wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:10well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:04next time
00:29:05don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:52take care
00:29:53take care
00:29:53no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:06of course
00:30:06you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but
00:30:12i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged
00:30:20i am
00:30:21i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today
00:30:27but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysandre's savior please
00:30:39let me give you what i promised
00:30:41take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy
00:30:52it's your fiance
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around
00:31:26i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:57wait no we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:20but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:27i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36all right listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53trixie paid for this house
00:32:55she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice
00:33:18trixie
00:33:19amori
00:33:20i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:32now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:47and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years and uh
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent-to-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:18well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:23she grew up even poorer than you and now she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:01in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that break-up must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two
00:35:18are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:22my granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:38what is he talking about you're saying
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:53she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred i got out of keep you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:20so that i can help them
00:36:22of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:31is actually a downgrade
00:36:38enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:56what
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch
00:37:11you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:18do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:29they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:40trillions
00:37:43that would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:51the god of healing
00:37:53i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential party
00:37:59contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please
00:38:07tricksy dear
00:38:08i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:25i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:33you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:36i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crushing your wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00i hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:08you mean
00:39:11we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me
00:39:16yes
00:39:16her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:36there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:41welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:45the homeless woman who saved you miss tricksy
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:15will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:39today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting married but in just one
00:40:43hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:53congratulations on the contract once again missus
00:40:55wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor
00:41:20and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:33the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:01so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh... this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:11just watch
00:42:15Trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:21you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal
00:42:26have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:37even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa
00:42:44she's like so obsessed
00:42:48see everyone
00:42:50butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:52but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:58this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious
00:43:05projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you
00:43:19giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:23no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:36even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:42don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:55sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:01self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick
00:44:03somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:05sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her stop
00:44:08don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's a gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:24you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:30morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you
00:44:35over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08no
00:45:09absolutely not
00:45:10i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:14don't worry
00:45:15this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:34peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:41you want to uh
00:45:42i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:09she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:13she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh
00:46:20i know what this is
00:46:23you've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella
00:46:26so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:31well that's not happening
00:46:32security
00:46:33lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:47she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:50butch tanner
00:46:50well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa?
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong
00:47:09general lysander armstrong
00:47:10you mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong?
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:30then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:33and she's not
00:47:34you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:37show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:58sasa
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable
00:48:09she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie?
00:48:20this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:24or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:50nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:55and who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:00well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassed man like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:26how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29that's awesome
00:49:31i do something
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:34after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:38oh
00:49:40oh
00:49:40is that so
00:49:41security
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:20i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:32hmmm
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36run
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody
00:50:41is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:50:50it's
00:50:51it's
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you
00:51:08yeah
00:51:09no i'm fine
00:51:11but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me
00:51:17tricksy remember
00:51:18i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing
00:51:25i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me tricksy
00:51:39look at you guys
00:51:40look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:41don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:49virtue
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man
00:51:55who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy
00:51:59bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:09i'm a major
00:52:09you know
00:52:10look man
00:52:11i know tricksy is like a
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:20ow
00:52:22ow
00:52:23ow
00:52:23ah
00:52:24ah
00:52:24ah
00:52:25a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman, no way
00:52:30you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:45you're very gracious tricksy, you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:54you understand?
00:52:54you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:01i'll
00:53:01i'll destroy you
00:53:03do you really not know who this is butch?
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:12he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero?
00:53:17is this all part of your plan tricksy?
00:53:20poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28tricksy is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36what a pair
00:53:38it seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe you should try to pay some off some more don't you think?
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this?
00:53:57tricksy listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:10it's not in my nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen tricksy
00:54:16i have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:21like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:25so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:33really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:38first gift
00:54:43tricksy i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own
00:54:49new mansion
00:54:49worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53jennifer aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:59this
00:54:59contains all the rights to
00:55:01my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07you must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11they've got nothing left
00:55:13Lysander
00:55:13i really don't care for any of us
00:55:16look i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:21okay which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:23my third gift
00:55:24is um
00:55:26well
00:55:41clio
00:55:42hey
00:55:43oh my god
00:55:45you found my dog
00:55:52tricksy i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you it's so much more
00:55:56tricksy amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:04do you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:10yes i will marry you
00:56:11thank you
00:56:12thank you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:30woo
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:37let's remind everyone how worth this tricksy is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:44would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:49but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general
00:57:07lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:17like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like tricksy
00:57:22yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31i bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:34actors
00:57:35then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:39let's show them what we can do and get revenge for tricksy
00:57:41what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:43the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:47she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:54she's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable
00:57:59i can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander
00:58:19please bankrupt the marissa wickham for me
00:58:23oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:25anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:38what
00:58:44i'm a fake rat
00:58:54hey hey hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call sasa?
00:58:58that was a real call?
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:04puff
00:59:04it's in thin air
00:59:08and that's impossible
00:59:10who are you?
00:59:11what did you do?
00:59:13secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right?
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham?
00:59:24then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:30the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:34Trixie's married the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants what every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me?
00:59:43those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's gotta be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:51it's awesome
00:59:52it's awesome
00:59:53please
00:59:54please
01:00:00i know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:13do you remember your hands for me?
01:00:14or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:20i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37well
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:40but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:42i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:44eighteen years old
01:00:46fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:56Miss Trixie
01:00:57thank you Devon
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no, to all of humanity
01:01:13so now, everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:17i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait! everyone! stop!
01:01:25they're impostors
01:01:31i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:35because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40the goddess healer?
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:54the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact, she's on her way now
01:02:08so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21we can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:32you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:44no, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie's a good person
01:02:48please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:53what are you all doing here?
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the break up between you and Butch
01:02:57we were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:03:01listen officer, i can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:42and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58but I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:09you don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:33get him
01:04:35if you can
01:04:36get him
01:04:38oh
01:04:38ugh
01:04:44yaw
01:04:48play
01:04:49Ah!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:56Ugh!
01:04:59Ah!
01:05:02Ah!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and the family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Dovan, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:53Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:26No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:31Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26No!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:29When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:48it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes.
01:12:15We'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:20We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:43Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:01Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:02No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:25And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:16My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:25Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:30Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:18:06Oh, my gosh.
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:20This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:27I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:31And this is the kind of gasterly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:29and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:20:42in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:24i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess
01:21:28of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:43and it's
01:21:47her
01:22:02welcome goddess
01:22:10uh we uh
01:22:16you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:18how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28to help those in need
01:22:30and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:34no so that means
01:22:35the billion dollar contract
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39and she took it away just like that
01:22:43that was her golden ticket
01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:46but after everything you've done
01:22:49we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear
01:22:52i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:54it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00she's an amazing person
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's going to be my wife
01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10on this planet
01:23:11i love you
01:23:30all her goals
01:23:31all her goals
01:23:33all that could have been mine
01:23:35this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduced me
01:23:39don't pass me
01:23:40you were the one that came onto me
01:23:42you himbo
01:23:43please tracy
01:23:46give me another chance
01:23:48i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa
01:24:13i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17i don't care
01:24:18you were rich
01:24:20i'll see myself now
01:24:22rest assured goddess
01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:31i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:35with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40one good deed at a time
01:24:41well
01:24:43let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:47let's party
01:24:48wait
01:24:49what if we just got married
01:24:51right now
01:24:52yes
01:24:57do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:05you may kiss the bride
01:25:10you
01:25:10you
01:25:10you
01:25:12you
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