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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With Biker Bad Boy π π
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π₯
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00:00:04Today's the day for you.
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:02Shoot.
00:01:04Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:15Since, like, 10th grade.
00:01:17When you won that district contest.
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure.
00:01:32For real?
00:01:39Come here, babe.
00:01:39Here we go.
00:01:42Here we go.
00:01:51Surprise, nerd!
00:01:55Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Yo!
00:02:02Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04Yo!
00:02:06Oh, my God.
00:02:07I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:09Watch out.
00:02:10Beau Clement.
00:02:12Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:28This is...
00:02:30This is...
00:02:48This is...
00:02:51This is...
00:02:55Capital A for A-hole.
00:02:59Beau Clement made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:02Me.
00:03:03My life.
00:03:04At the Devil's playground.
00:03:07I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Beau.
00:03:14Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:20When you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29Related!
00:03:31Related!
00:03:32Related!
00:03:32Related that right now!
00:03:35Help me.
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:39No!
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it!
00:04:16I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:04:51Help!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops!
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:26Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:43That was a prescription!
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:55she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:03Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:19finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Stripper.
00:06:41No!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:48No!
00:06:48No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:14No!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go!
00:07:25Go!
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43Oh, look at you!
00:07:52Oh, look at you!
00:08:17Great, first I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut.
00:08:22When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi mom, I'm sorry. I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever, since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it? Who made that?
00:09:11I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I... it's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like... you were just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, your fucking phone.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:31Delete it.
00:10:33Now, I swear-
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:39Big man, Beau Clement.
00:10:42Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:51Come on.
00:11:52Come on, smart man.
00:11:54Come on.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please.
00:12:00Talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:19I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus, fuck!
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me!
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fu-
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fu-
00:13:06Are you-
00:13:08I felt you-
00:13:10I was-
00:13:11I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:50Huh?
00:13:53Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59So-
00:14:04You touched me without my consent!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa!
00:14:09What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:11Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:27Oh, shit!
00:14:38Oh, shit!
00:14:41Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:50Morning!
00:14:54Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:57Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give me a breath!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:08So much for a miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:37Not you.
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:57Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it,
00:16:12Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:25Hmm.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:28You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you going to do?
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:45Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for a deal?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:36You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:39Chase.
00:17:40Chase.
00:17:41Take it.
00:17:42My job.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:49For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry.
00:17:53What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:17:59Oh, my God.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:07Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:49You know, I bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:53that Chase would never fall for a girl like you, okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Still?
00:19:22Tio.
00:19:30Tio.
00:19:36Tio.
00:19:37Tio.
00:19:40Tio.
00:19:41Tio.
00:19:42Tio.
00:19:44Tio.
00:19:44Tio.
00:19:46Tio.
00:19:46Tio.
00:19:46Tio.
00:20:14Yeah, yeah
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess
00:20:59Oh
00:21:16You have a thing for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse
00:21:47Not assholes on stupid bikes
00:22:08Shit
00:22:12Oh, jeez, I'm sorry
00:22:14I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:22:22Chase
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year, it's way too cool
00:22:32Yes, yes, of course
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going
00:22:40Great, I'll see you then
00:22:48See you then
00:22:50Oh, no, how am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit
00:22:57Yikes
00:22:59Look at you
00:23:01Total train wreck
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function with being exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:19Fine, fine
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal
00:23:25Hey
00:23:25What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down
00:23:30Oh, shut up
00:23:31Makeover starts now
00:23:35It's ok
00:23:36Well, now we can start
00:23:48If you want to swim
00:23:52Let's get some way
00:23:53I really know
00:23:55Well, what do you want?
00:23:56Oh, I love you
00:23:56That's crazy
00:23:57I love you
00:23:57I love you
00:24:09is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:19is this one of those moments
00:24:27no the movie's lied
00:24:29you look the same unfortunately cliches no miracles
00:24:44her eyes really are stunning
00:25:07well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:20yeah
00:25:23yeah
00:25:27the outage thing you're going too right
00:25:33please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:38it's short
00:25:39yes
00:25:41great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:44right go go go
00:25:54bro you're still here
00:26:10well i'll be there
00:26:29bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:32yeah still do
00:26:57shit
00:26:57can't say hey pretty
00:27:02whoa
00:27:04is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:09shut the front door
00:27:10no effing way
00:27:16breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:20please don't trip
00:27:23hey you made it
00:27:26you look
00:27:30unbelievable
00:27:31you too
00:27:32you always do
00:27:33i mean how could you not
00:27:34hair
00:27:35face
00:27:36suit
00:27:36the teeth
00:27:37all of it
00:27:38good
00:27:39good job
00:27:40good job
00:27:42relax phoebes
00:27:43you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:45phoebes
00:27:46ooh
00:27:48now i sound like a cool kid
00:27:49i wish it were as easy as a quiz
00:27:51so no one would drown in my cringe
00:27:54but then
00:27:54you know i'd resuscitate you
00:27:57because that's the perks of being a swim team captain
00:27:59i'm life saving certified
00:28:11oh my god phoe
00:28:13i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level
00:28:17i find you just the same
00:28:27what the actual fuck
00:28:36well well
00:28:37saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:42good job
00:28:44i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:48i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:50max stop
00:28:51it's okay chase
00:28:53leave me alone max
00:28:54don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:28:57why are you wasting your energy on little old meat
00:29:01do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:04like i did before
00:29:13no
00:29:14no
00:29:19yeah
00:29:20you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:23i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:26you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what a duck
00:29:31is that the best you can do
00:29:32i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:35oh bird
00:29:36did you just knock it off max
00:29:38shut the fuck up chase
00:29:41tell me phillips
00:29:42when this is over
00:29:44and the lights come back on
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:50you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:54and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:58oh shit
00:30:02i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:06the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:10you're right
00:30:12i do need a reminder
00:30:15i do need a reminder
00:30:17and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:22enlighten me
00:30:23please
00:30:24you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:27how cliche max
00:30:28what do you think you're regina george or something
00:30:30more plastic
00:30:31much less iconic
00:30:34and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:38eldridge winter function serving me girls
00:30:41get her ass
00:30:43maybe
00:30:45after you're hit with these hands
00:30:48but it's okay
00:30:49you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:51here's some charity
00:30:53go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:30:58seriously
00:30:59yeah
00:31:00i'm a nerd
00:31:01i love chemistry
00:31:03and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:11wishful thinking
00:31:13pathetic
00:31:14i know
00:31:15but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:22who will call selling her feed pics at 28
00:31:25her career eventually
00:31:27holy shit
00:31:31okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:33okay are you done
00:31:34okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:37and leave her alone
00:31:38for once
00:31:40oh my god
00:31:40i'm gonna pass out
00:31:42in front of everyone
00:31:43on the best night of my life
00:31:47this isn't over
00:31:50have a good night
00:31:56i came here to impress a boy
00:31:58but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:13okay so like i said
00:32:15if someone sees us
00:32:17there's a code word
00:32:20oh jeez
00:32:21oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:23max isn't used to be
00:32:24nuclear
00:32:26thank bum for the
00:32:27i'll go verge
00:32:31okay okay
00:32:33perfect
00:32:35now
00:32:36let it set for now
00:32:41oh great
00:32:43it's a niche tourism
00:32:52man
00:32:53you know mr eldridge is so generous
00:32:57hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year
00:33:00you know st vincent is lucky
00:33:02to have his name on our school board
00:33:04and mrs eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research
00:33:09kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight
00:33:21oh
00:33:23you want some
00:33:25and a toast
00:33:26for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:33slow
00:33:36slow
00:33:37slow
00:33:37yeah
00:33:38sure
00:33:40courage
00:33:42love courage
00:33:45you can do this baby
00:33:46don't be lame
00:33:47it's just like kool-aid
00:33:49there you go
00:33:56whoa
00:33:58whoa
00:33:59easy
00:34:00ew
00:34:00you okay phoebs
00:34:02is this legal
00:34:05not exactly
00:34:15you
00:34:15come up here
00:34:17how you want clement
00:34:18move
00:34:20oh you can find out
00:34:21stop it
00:34:23both of you
00:34:23this is a ball
00:34:24not a boxing ring
00:34:35no no no no no no shit
00:34:37my dress
00:34:38are you fucking kidding me
00:34:44that's the van buddy
00:34:45not funny
00:34:48definitely
00:34:49you happy now
00:34:50my night's ruined
00:35:09i need a minute
00:35:15hey
00:35:16she doesn't need
00:35:18your sorry ass right now
00:35:19i'm not fucking asking
00:35:31that idiot
00:35:33dumbass
00:35:34asshole
00:35:35asshole
00:35:41so stupid
00:35:53why are you here
00:35:55get out
00:35:57i need clean up too
00:36:02this is a bathroom
00:36:04not your private princess
00:36:05chamber
00:36:09lee
00:36:10get out
00:36:11i'm not leaving
00:36:12so calm down
00:36:17fine
00:36:18then enjoy the show
00:36:23what
00:36:23what the hell
00:36:24do you think
00:36:24you're doing
00:36:26what the hell
00:36:26does it look like
00:36:27you wouldn't leave
00:36:28so be my guest
00:36:34be my guest too
00:36:36what are you doing
00:36:37oh
00:36:38didn't see you there
00:36:41i was here first
00:36:42get your own room
00:36:43yeah well i like this one
00:36:49well
00:36:49you're a perv
00:36:50who felt me up
00:36:53at least i'm not
00:36:54dumb and naive enough
00:36:55to drown in a pool
00:36:56fishing for a kiss
00:36:58you arrogant
00:36:59conceited
00:37:00walking to sauce room
00:37:01staying
00:37:04that's all you think
00:37:05about isn't it
00:37:05how you
00:37:07kissed me
00:37:08touched me
00:37:09i bet a perv like you
00:37:11touches himself to sleep
00:37:12at night thinking about that
00:37:16i've seen
00:37:16everything there is to see
00:37:18and for your information
00:37:20there's not much to look at
00:37:21so don't worry
00:37:23baby girl
00:37:24i'm not getting excited
00:37:26and this
00:37:27ain't gonna happen
00:37:28even if you were on your knees
00:37:29begging for it
00:37:32oh really
00:37:33mhm
00:38:01you think a little
00:38:04striptease is gonna undo me
00:38:05that's
00:38:07it's very cute
00:38:08very virgin
00:38:09of you
00:38:26i dare you
00:38:27to touch me
00:38:30unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:31even to pay back
00:38:58i'm no chicken shit
00:39:00i'm no chicken shit
00:39:03i'm no chicken shit
00:39:07i'm no chicken shit
00:39:10and go on
00:39:18try me
00:39:24follow me
00:39:25i've got something special
00:39:27planned for you
00:39:28that's mrs altridge's 40s
00:39:30shh
00:39:31come on
00:39:32come on
00:39:39my husband's talking to the saint vincent principal
00:39:44we have 20 minutes
00:39:50you're mine now
00:39:52you're mine now
00:39:53oh
00:39:56don't touch me
00:39:58oh
00:39:58oh
00:39:59oh
00:40:05saw her
00:40:06in the bedroom
00:40:07yeah
00:40:07makes sense
00:40:14yeah
00:40:15yes
00:40:16baby
00:40:17right there
00:40:19are they
00:40:21are they seriously
00:40:40i don't think i can face mrs eldritch anymore
00:40:42the woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:04stay still phoebe
00:41:05i beg you
00:41:13you said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16but i've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:23liar
00:41:25hurt
00:41:27loser
00:41:30you naughty naughty boy
00:41:49no
00:41:50no phoebe
00:41:51why not
00:41:54you're not yourself
00:41:55you're drunk
00:41:57no i'm not
00:42:00okay
00:42:04hold on
00:42:06hold on
00:42:08what are you doing
00:42:10i'm getting us out of here
00:42:13now put your arms around my neck
00:42:20do it
00:42:21married
00:42:21hurry up
00:42:27would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:29who's your life
00:42:34so grab me
00:42:36and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:41sure
00:42:43here we go
00:42:52what are you doing
00:42:54how long have you been
00:42:55ma'am you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:43:10oh i didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:43:14don't
00:43:15just
00:43:16just don't thank me
00:43:21phoebe
00:43:21hey
00:43:23i've been looking all over for you
00:43:27are you okay
00:43:31come on phoebe
00:43:32let's go
00:43:32come here
00:43:33come on
00:43:45okay
00:43:46on three we drench the ugly ducking
00:43:49this will go viral
00:43:53in case we see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:57oh hell no
00:44:20it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:25it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:32fun chemistry fact
00:44:34the stench
00:44:35that's ammonia
00:44:36meaning
00:44:38you're essentially covered in piss paint
00:44:41pissy max
00:44:43mad stinky max
00:44:53oh my god well that's like kind of nice
00:45:16you're at home
00:45:17hey phoebe's
00:45:18you're at home
00:45:28yeah
00:45:28yeah sure
00:45:38dude
00:45:38you know it's first come first serve
00:45:49hop here
00:45:51i'll take you
00:45:53oh my god
00:45:55they were waiting for me
00:45:57that's so sweet
00:45:58i have no idea what they had
00:46:00i
00:46:01i got the lunch
00:46:03and then
00:46:03shower
00:46:04and then it was cold
00:46:06and then it was a cold shower
00:46:07and i was like i've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:09do we have one
00:46:10just drive
00:46:11i was the one who tripped lana
00:46:27you stink
00:46:30wait that was you
00:46:34what the fuck is this day
00:46:37oh fuck they're both gonna pay for this
00:46:55peace you look amazing
00:46:57kangaroo you were such a badass at the winter ball
00:47:03there she is
00:47:05And you're a golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:52What's wrong, please?
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:58I just, I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:12No!
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26Just faster running your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:45Um...
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49I'm sure in the...
00:48:52I'm sorry.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:10And this could be our little secret
00:49:17So good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:23Hear me
00:49:25Choose me
00:49:32We're mine
00:49:33And this could be our little secret
00:49:39Be our little secret
00:49:44Hi
00:49:50Oh, yo
00:49:55I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won
00:50:02That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:17You were amazing Chase
00:50:21Yo Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race man, you crushed it
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26You do early
00:50:41You done sulking yet Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:12Anything they ask for
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:31I guess
00:51:31I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then
00:51:47I'm claiming it now
00:51:50What do you want?
00:51:56You
00:51:58I gotta
00:52:04You
00:52:05I gotta
00:52:12Tutor me
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18That's it?
00:52:18Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine
00:52:23You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring
00:52:26Go sit
00:52:46If we're doing this
00:52:47If we're doing this, we're doing this my way
00:52:50I'm one of those
00:52:52All I'm not a type of nerds
00:52:54All I'm not a type of nerds
00:52:56It's...
00:52:56It's not a thing
00:52:59Well...
00:52:59I made it a thing
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry such...
00:53:07from them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:25Chantel
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again?
00:53:45Let's try this one
00:53:48Too hardcore, no clue
00:53:51That's okay
00:53:51That's why I'm here to help
00:53:54So, it starts like this
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:53:59by volume
00:54:01In a 150 milliliter quantity of the solution
00:54:04there are how many milliliter's
00:54:06that goes to a
00:54:07Okay?
00:54:08So the answer is...
00:54:14And the answer is...
00:54:23Are you sure you've had a study, Clement?
00:54:29You know...
00:54:30I think I could teach...
00:54:32you something
00:54:33in exchange...
00:54:35if you behave
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:46If you don't behave...
00:54:47I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:50So sit...
00:54:52date...
00:54:53Thanks, Timor
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough...
00:55:10Phillips...
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease...
00:55:14and train...
00:55:15Okay?
00:55:18By the way...
00:55:19I know this come out of time
00:55:22Careful, girl, I might enjoy the blame
00:55:33Fine!
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess
00:55:56Of course
00:56:09No, no...
00:56:10Be a good girl
00:56:22Hmm...
00:56:23Now, now...
00:56:23Be a good girl
00:56:31Oops...
00:56:36You wanna find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:39Hmm?
00:56:51How...
00:56:52Are you all bark?
00:56:54Or do you also bite?
00:57:00A bad boy...
00:57:03Licks...
00:57:04Licks...
00:57:05And he always bites...
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good...
00:57:15Once in my life...
00:57:19Miss Phillips...
00:57:22Just remember...
00:57:24Next time I'm not gonna hold back...
00:57:34Just second time it was a catch-up puis Π°Π½americaΓ©e
00:57:35I wannaaware on my wife.
00:57:35No!
00:57:47I haven't per HarrKN in the next moment...
00:58:00If my wife's getting old...
00:58:01What's it like?
00:58:01What's so funny?
00:58:04We ΠΠ°Π»orian had a
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:45I don't know.
00:59:04I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:36Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:01But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:41These fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:58Yeah, bitch.
01:00:59It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the straw shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08All right, bye.
01:01:21Whoa.
01:01:27Whoa.
01:01:28Whoa.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:16I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk when I get in.
01:02:46Marcelli's Reserve Truffle Assault.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, for gifts, for anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:43I don't know how many people think about you.
01:03:56Woah.
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates...
01:04:02and Marcelli...
01:04:05is to die for.
01:04:32I don't know.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:04:57Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's the proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:42What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:53Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:58Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:22Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03and capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:13She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips,
01:07:18do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:03Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14Don't.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:27I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:34I will call the police!
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid Greg!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:44I don't want to-
01:08:49No!
01:09:03Phoebe!
01:09:03Phoebe!
01:09:04Wait!
01:09:05She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:10But you...
01:09:11God!
01:09:12i hate bullies so that's it from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:21wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and i are nothing alike
01:09:27you have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing like just because
01:09:33i'm not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just take it
01:09:38you can't too damn much about what other people think about me and no makeover can change that
01:09:46you think i ruined your life newsflash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:54then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:02just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i care
01:10:08too much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my love that's just how
01:10:14you hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you won't break yourself
01:10:27i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone it's not my concern anymore
01:10:37that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right we just play games yes we
01:10:44played
01:10:55ourselves i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone why am i such an
01:11:04asshole i mean he's an asshole too but why did i have to talk to him like that when all
01:11:11he was trying
01:11:11to do was help me when no one else even noticed me hey sorry are you okay all right chase
01:11:23sorry they
01:11:24just need to be alone right now mind if i stayed here with you
01:11:32looks like kiki's a swimmer shoulder that's to cry on
01:11:39glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:11:57i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:04stuff
01:12:05and now it's your place too you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim yeah i
01:12:13know
01:12:14you used to stand up right there wait you knew come on fees you weren't exactly subtle
01:12:27i've used to go
01:12:31i actually knew
01:12:35then why
01:12:38just feel me now
01:12:42chase what this doesn't feel right
01:12:47what the hell chase chase pop the brakes that's way too fast
01:12:54come on phoebes drop the act don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:11i think that's exactly what you wanted right now i'm gonna give it to you
01:13:14yes stop oh please don't you dare say name in front of me ever again
01:13:24let go please let me go stop
01:13:29ah
01:13:30ah
01:13:31ah
01:13:32ah
01:13:32ah
01:13:32ah
01:13:33stop it jace
01:13:34jace jace please jace stop jace this isn't you you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:41the nice guy
01:13:52oh
01:13:53oh
01:13:54what the
01:13:57she
01:13:58fucking
01:13:59had
01:14:00no
01:14:05hey you okay
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do this piece of shit?
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice to cut.
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:35I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:14:51Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey, Phoebe, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:10Okay, in, out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my brain.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:42I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau.
01:15:54You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Did you school?
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:31Mom, are you okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight, man.
01:17:06Me with Beau, infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:13I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:19Woooo!
01:17:21Woooo!
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:03Mattress like we're falling in again with fingertips, trace little sparks on my back, every breath between this present as
01:18:16the coffee
01:18:32You got condoms, yeah, I'm always packing, pun intended
01:19:09Wait
01:19:14Wait
01:19:15Wait
01:19:18Um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:24Yeah
01:19:27Yeah, yeah, absolutely, no rush
01:19:46This is it, baby, the moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this
01:19:52Oh my god, you're actually in her room and she's taking a shower
01:19:59My god
01:20:04What the hell
01:20:15What is this?
01:20:17In fact
01:20:17And prepare for putting a shower in there and I'm gonna shift the night out, so you can always do
01:20:34this and get the Putnam in for half and three and four nights and four nights and three nights and
01:20:35four nights and four minutes and for when we're at
01:20:49Oh, my God.
01:21:09Stupid.
01:21:15No!
01:21:31Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:06Fuck!
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:44And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54What's your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:11You're welcome.
01:23:12I love you.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:23It's a little bit.
01:23:29I just love you, too.
01:23:30I know.
01:23:30I know.
01:23:32It's a little bit.
01:23:32I know.
01:23:35It's a little bit, too.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:12What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:27And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:33And I still insist on going.
01:24:36So when we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:41So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:44Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:25:02And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:11Bo.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:19Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You're so stupid.
01:25:34No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:50And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:56You saved me.
01:26:09All right?
01:26:10What happened?
01:26:10I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:11We should see the other guys.
01:26:12Because I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Come in!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:30I saw it.
01:26:33Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:36I fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Oh, it didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Oh, Tonga.
01:27:14Don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:17I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:24I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28I'm a re-
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick.
01:27:53Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:02You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:32Chopped up, ladies.
01:28:40Oh, holly make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:03How can I leave?
01:29:10How can I leave?
01:29:15You've been getting up.
01:29:16How can I leave?
01:29:17How can I leave?
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