00:00You've made, what, almost 20 years?
00:02Never knew you were a fan of art.
00:04There's a lot you don't know.
00:07Babe, I'm sure you spent a fortune on your art collection.
00:12Yes, I didn't spend obscene amount of money, but it's really no sweat.
00:16You can't purchase a unique, one-of-a-kind piece of art like this just anywhere.
00:30Monet, you think? It was auctioned at Sotheby's London last month.
00:34Exactly. It's Monet. The very same auction, in fact.
00:38You two, take it to my house.
00:41I want to enjoy Robert's gift for me in full.
00:45I'm afraid, Robert, that you do not have access.
00:49This painting belongs to me.
00:52In fact, here is the auction record, the receipt, and the certificate of authenticity.
01:01Actually, this is by a fellow 19th century artist, the mother of Impressionism Mary Cassatt, not Monet.
01:07So it looks like somebody's not only ignorant about art, but they also love to bluff.
01:13So, that's a nervous light?
01:15There's no way she can own such an expensive painting.
01:19Of course I own it. Art is about appreciation.
01:22Although some people like to thrive on the attention it brings.
01:26Excuse me.
01:38Isn't that the elevator reserved for major shareholders like Mr. Du Bois?
01:44You walked through this!
01:46S kommunicous software!
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