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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tube
00:13baby for a mysterious client.
00:15I'm warning you again.
00:18Absolute confidentiality about the president's identity.
00:20Not a single word.
00:21Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:33Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:53Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:58Thanks. I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
01:01The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:17Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:25Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go.
01:28First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:31Nurse? Doctor? Surrogate number one just had her baby. It's a boy.
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:38The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out,
01:41said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard.
01:43Wait! She actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:49But then, one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:51The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:56Take your bastard and get lost.
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance. I swear I can give you a child.
02:00Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:05Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
02:08Ah!
02:15One last push. Come on, you can do it!
02:18The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:22Ah! Monster! Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:33I just gave birth to... dog pups?
02:36How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:38Oh no, this is bad.
02:41The president won't even need a test.
02:43No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:46I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:48And the money? Gone.
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:11Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:20Mr. President, I'm so sorry. I let you down.
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied. I...
03:27I... I wasn't pregnant.
03:29That wasn't a baby coming out. That was...
03:31That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:39A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:44That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:48It made me look pregnant.
03:50Today... Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President! You should stay back.
04:05I just went. It's pretty rank.
04:08So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here just for you
04:14to take a clap?
04:15Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:19Just give me more time. I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:33What?
04:37No money. And now I'm stuck working for free. What a joke.
04:41You two little troublemakers. You totally screwed me.
04:45If it weren't for you, who knows? Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard. Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:03No.
05:14Wait, you don't want to... nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine. Breastfeeding a couple of dogs. I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:35Already drinking in style.
05:36You two are going places.
05:39Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:49So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:53Who's dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now. I won't bite.
05:59Wow. I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:03Could it be... him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two? Were the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy hugs.
06:35Okay, okay.
06:37Mommy's good babies.
06:39Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:48This might just last them one day.
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I-I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:02I-I get it.
07:10Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We gotta get her a gift.
07:17I think I smell...
07:18Dad!
07:19Don't try anything.
07:27Whoa!
07:30Wo-oh!
07:36Yo-oh!
07:47L
07:49Hello?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:15you think you're qualified?
08:19Quick...qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis. Of staying up with him through countless nights.
08:27And you? You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it?
08:31I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:40Mrs. Olivia. Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:43What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:54We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code Red.
09:39Locked in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:44Oh my god.
09:45If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids orders.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my god.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:09Leah Cole,
10:09why are my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President,
10:15I-I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning and when I got back,
10:20these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:28or set me up.
10:30That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote,
10:32which thief would just happen to come here?
10:36You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:37you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here!
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President,
10:46don't forget,
10:47this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught,
10:50she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation!
10:59Tell me,
11:00who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't!
11:06Mr. President,
11:07this woman is too calculating.
11:09Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage,
11:13and throw her in prison,
11:14right now!
11:16No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god!
11:29Get down from there!
11:30Now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?!
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:48You didn't clean properly,
11:49so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President,
11:59they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:04They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them!
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet!
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh!
12:31They're my kids!
12:32Of course I like them!
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them!
12:37I swear they won't bite,
12:39won't make a mess,
12:40I'll even put diapers on them if I have to!
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:05We're finally gone.
13:07You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:10If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:15You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:31Not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:36No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was...
13:46That was a massive toxic waist level crap.
13:50One wiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me.
14:29What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I...
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:38Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay.
14:40I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then...
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's...
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those...
15:30Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:36This is the White House.
15:37Not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some lowlife stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:51I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:04Out of my way!
16:10You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:17Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:22There you little bastard dog!
16:26Grab them.
16:29Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else.
17:00Or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay mommy.
17:05Okay mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:16Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:19What?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
18:00Don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:33Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:35This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:37I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:39Why do you bring people to hurt you?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:43I was worried about rabies.
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:50She's... she's lying.
18:52She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:03These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:24Oh, my god!
19:26...the president?
19:27The president is holding me?
19:29What kind of script is this?
19:31he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too
19:50are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't
19:56figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on
19:59people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like
20:04mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has extensive
20:10bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied
20:14regularly i'll do it um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties
20:26not for oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only
20:32known
20:32each other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:41i promise you what happened today will never happen again
20:45thank you for seeing me mr president
20:49come in
20:51mr president about what happened today it was my mistake
20:55i hope you can forgive me
20:56olivia i've never doubted your work
20:59but you need to understand my personal life is none of your business
21:05yes sir
21:06from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner
21:08move her into the room next to mine
21:12what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:17leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official
21:19girlfriend girlfriend mr president this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i
21:27no one deserves it more than you
21:29what is wrong with this man did someone drug him
21:32i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast i am not ready for
21:36this
21:37mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as your
21:41girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation
21:45then this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the
21:48dinner party
21:52too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:56only these two pups are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm
22:02a werewolf
22:03their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:13miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out babies
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:42ah got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:53tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too easy
22:57for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
23:02there i'm going to destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:09mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:15got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:24mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:40who is she i don't remember the first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:45princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:09mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:19the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:37marry
24:37him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:44allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:52he actually said it
24:57mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:05don't be afraid
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:12she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:15i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:20miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:25i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:28i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door they say they're looking
25:43for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for i didn't
25:46dare stop them
25:50my babies
25:53you
25:53you
25:57you
25:58you
25:58You
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