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00:05So you've been kayaking before only once on a school trip and I nearly died what they made
00:11us all capsize and I couldn't get back up I stayed upside down are you serious and every
00:16time it's very traumatic every time I righted myself to gasp for air I could see everyone in
00:21my class laughing why didn't you tell me that before I got on the kayak it made me feel like
00:26she has a lot of confidence with someone who's already toppled a kayak and also I think we
00:31should turn around now we're here baby most travelers avoid bad reviews let's see what the
00:40review says one star one star one star I've never seen anything more stupid if I could give it zero
00:45stars I would but not us I'm a woman in a man's world I make up my own mind I'm
00:50Sarah Pascoe
00:51I'm brilliant at this I'm Roisin Conaty come on fishy fishy we're comedians but more importantly
00:58best friends as someone who has received bad reviews I will always try to look to the good
01:03so we're turning the tables on the review sites they were so busy typing in their phone only they
01:08forgot to look out and visiting places based on the worst reviews I'm closer it's nothing to be
01:14afraid though my review is 100 stars but will this journey of salvation be a five-star fun fest
01:21I'm an absolute killer or are we in for a holiday from hell
01:45oh smell that air lovely air Bergen that question mark does make me doubt myself Bergen is it
01:55Bergen it must be they wouldn't have let us off the plane well it's making me feel like are you
01:59sure you want to get off here Oslo's not that far you could go somewhere warmer do you know Norway
02:05well I've been here before yeah I ate reindeer oh right okay it tasted like fishy fruit and I
02:11nearly vomited oh no yeah so don't be ordering that for me I know you won't ruin Christmas it's all
02:25I got snatched and I was like that's all your money gone I was like I didn't spend a hundred
02:27pound
02:28they went you did in a 7-eleven 10 years of telly down the drain come there let's go have
02:32a nice
02:32expensive holiday Norway one reviewer said every time we sat down to eat a hundred quid disappeared
02:40talk about the magic of the fjords Norway is small but exports a lot of gas for its size
02:47hashtag relatable this means high prices and high living standards
02:51so cities like Bergen are full of swanky fancy places to enjoy and we won't be going to any of
02:59them really is in the middle of nowhere now I know why they're like Bergen Bergen are we still in
03:06Bergen
03:08idyllically located miles from anywhere pod town
03:14this isn't it though it says pod town your private space in a lively place lively's pushing it
03:22this can't be it this is all rusty it's definitely it the pictures make it look much more glamorous much
03:27more like Japan sort of like pod living okay I've got a check-in instructions okay it's self-cleaning
03:34it's fine cleaning we have to clean it ourself there's no private toilet in the unit at the moment
03:40however a 24-hour gas station with restroom facilities is just a seven minute walk away
03:46I get up at least once for a wee in the night reviews I mean I'm pretty lessy what these
03:51people
03:51say three stars this is three stars this is a decent place to stay in relation to the price
03:57I think that's the thing it's cheap isn't it no four billion pounds yeah I mean this is cost the
04:01same
04:01as a sandwich here um we're in town for a wedding it's a nice place but to be a little
04:05impractical
04:05without a toilet and a bathroom what a little impractical that's illegal you can't hire out
04:11we don't know the rules in Norway surely worldwide the UN has got to be honest
04:16the important business around the UN let's go in yeah let's try to be positive we're in beautiful
04:23country one reviewer said I'd rather sleep in a barrel than use pod town again well at least
04:29it's a bargain we paid just 90 pounds a night oh Norway oh okay so it is oh it is
04:40very sort of
04:42uh sci-fi inside look at these lovely chairs it's a bit of a uh fucking mess
04:53I'm sort of stunned where's the mattresses and what's this bag of crap there's a coke thing oh
04:59god this is someone else's mess because they're meant to have cleaned it there's brown stuff on
05:03that towels and there's that that coke has got lumps of something in it it does smell that might
05:09be my fear don't get in it oh my god is it moving oh god how can this be allowed
05:17Sarah there's a toilet what do you mean there's no toilet they said it's you have to go to the
05:21petrol
05:21station they said there's no private toilet what do you mean oh my god it's horrible it's horrible
05:28how does someone give it a three star review does this work the door if this door button works
05:36hello come on okay if you don't lock yourself in there no I'm just trying to see if the button
05:39oh there you go a bit of privacy for the lady now I can have a wee I'm just trying
05:43to see if this
05:44button works but it doesn't
05:49can you not open it oh I've locked myself in have I oh no you've locked yourself in
05:56help help help the murderer
06:02well I thought we've got to get some joy out of this absolute shit bit
06:07something felt off about pod town and it wasn't just a portable toilet full of piss
06:13I'm just going to check oh no no no no we're not in the right one this is this is
06:19our bathroom
06:19what that's this is our toilet oh oh my god ours is around the corner thank god for that
06:27d8 d8 oh fingers crossed come on come on come on oh Sarah it's a win it's clean there's mattresses
06:36oh nice oh it's really nice luxury is not a pleasure but pleasure is a luxury oh it's lovely
06:44and now we know we've got the private bathroom around the corner there's a an air outlet and a
06:50sleep mode light oh this is lovely this is what I was envisioning and I like it very much
06:58it's like when you've got a an all right boyfriend after a really bad man we head into town for
07:06some
07:06food with a skip in our step this is it this is it oh taste of Norway baby ladies first
07:12thank you
07:13taste of Norway describes itself as an adventurous experience so far so concerning let me read a review
07:21to you two stars the buffet was unexceptional and the decor frightful by the way the toilet offered
07:27the exotic view of a couple of pair of socks hung up to dry that is very strange I need
07:34to see these
07:34socks come with bring us to your socks come to the toilets with me we've come to Norway we want
07:39to see
07:39your socks oh it's so clearly a display it's really cute what people are absolute arseholes imagine
07:51giving a bad review they've obviously never been to the theater
07:56if anything I'd say it'd be good if they had a little woman sitting there I'd go all in even
08:01more
08:01so she's just sitting you know like you have a bathroom attendant but I'd have her dressed in the
08:06gear like that your socks need washing well this is it five stars wash your socks right let's go and
08:13have a bit of a taste of Norway taste of Norway offers a Norwegian buffet two words I've never heard
08:20together but surely it's the perfect way to enjoy Norwegian culinary delights like these slices of
08:27brown maybe our host can help hello hi welcome this is the buffet we have four stations this is the
08:35cold start oh okay and I've just seen you serve whales hey we do we do that's a whale it's
08:42smaller
08:43than I thought I don't think it's the whole thing so what else are you killing a reindeer a moose
08:48no
08:49one's safe in the woods or the water yeah so I'm going to have a little bit of this because
08:52Sarah's
08:53vegan go ahead is there anything veggie then do you reckon so we have bread because this is a very
08:58typical Norwegian I'll have the bread yeah Sarah Sarah does all the bread eating I do all the meat
09:02eating okay how much am I allowed not to oh really whoa oh it's really filling yeah I'm a hungry
09:08girl
09:09Sarah had the bread cupboard so it was down to me to taste every other taste of Norway there is
09:14hmm oh what's this that is a herring oh I'll have a little bowl this is called
09:20good enough for the Vikings good enough for me fish cakes yes please that looks delicious actually
09:25reindeer meatballs why not fish soup I'll have a bit of that as well get a couple of bits of
09:30those Sarah
09:31oh that's a good soup are you gonna be okay with that I'm holding these yeah I feel like I'm
09:35so
09:35greedy I've got to help but I don't normally get filmed at buffets and now I see why this is
09:39a good
09:39trial for your only fans just that's enough though I don't be a greedy gut right Sarah let's do this
09:47look at this you've got some flaps so I'll get to my bread you're all right
09:57I'll tell you what I've got fish first up a Scandi classic pickled herring I feel like a feeder just
10:06watching you did you like that a bit more it's actually nice no no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa nice
10:16and
10:30then what's that cake like them well it is dry cake like they said luckily I'm being brought some
10:38vegan food by my knight in shining waistcoat she was very happy with their 19 bits of bread though thank
10:44you that's really kind mmm the broccoli is absolutely outstanding it's flavored up the
10:52wazoo where is the wazoo on a broccoli I'm gonna try this sort of risotto it's an old Viking dish
10:58that they had at weddings okay to the bride and groom oh it's good stuff I think I'm Norwegian in
11:07spirit next on the menu the mystery of the brown slices is solved it's Norwegian speciality brown
11:15cheese oh yeah what what is happening there isn't words for this what happened it's toffee there's a
11:27toffee bit what it's turned into toffee it feels like I'm eating toffees that have been left on top
11:32of cheese it's a magical place norway isn't it the cheese maybe the best thing I've ever tasted is it
11:42I'm a big rose you ready I wasn't ready it's sort of like I wasn't ready and I'll never be
11:50ready
11:51it's like a toffee texture yeah but I believed you and didn't it didn't have been showing it out of
11:57your mouth you see what you vegans are sneakily getting up to behind it'll make you realise
12:03oh hello vegans drink like Vikings oh what thank you and I need some mead some mead I'll bring
12:13thank you thank you very much you've got me soft footsteps I'll tell you that
12:19ah yes apple juice the drink of Vikings who are doing dry jam
12:35yeah we need doggy bags please
12:43we're in Norway one online review says this disgusting country is disgusting and today we're
12:49heading out to see just how disgusting it is yeah not that disgusting really it's so pretty I
12:55cannot believe how beautiful these wooden houses are I don't like the big mountain behind them Bergen
13:00means seven mountains or something what does Bergen mean seven mountains but Bergen is also one of
13:11Norway's busiest ports with over 300 cruise ship visits a year taking passengers to see the
13:17beautiful fjords but I found a way of getting out on the water without spending a penny or whatever
13:23they spend in Norway Norwegian pennies this is exciting this is getting right on a fjord couldn't
13:30be more Norwegian it's free which is also couldn't be less Norwegian oh it doesn't cost money but I think
13:37that's because it's work technically hello hello there hi I'm Sarah I'm Andreas I'm Roshi nice to
13:43meet you so what is this experience it's basically a concept where you get to rent a kayak for free
13:50you get out here and you explore the scenery and then you pick up rubbish by the coastline what kind
13:56of
13:56rubbish do you have out there we have all kinds beer cans we even have those electric scooters and can
14:03we
14:03keep anything we find like an electric scooter if you want to but the last time that happened it
14:08exploded outside here so don't do that so basically you don't have to pay for it if you go and
14:14do a
14:14job but something might explode then when you come back here you get to weigh the trash and it's reported
14:20so they'll know how much trash has been picked and what about turning over what are the chances of us
14:25capsizing uh basically none will you hear us if we scream oh Christ I have a good hearing okay great
14:31well let's hope so so this is all our stuff today we're going out canoeing getting rubbish saving the
14:37world as a favor to Norway you're welcome I think we'll probably get our NBEs or whatever the equivalent
14:44is in Norway do they have a royal family here no of course they don't they do have a royal
14:48family okay
14:49well I think the king is going to give a surprise so how often do you do this well I
14:55help people with
14:56it you don't actually ever do it yourself nah he's never done it I mean that does worry me Roche
15:04well
15:05of course it should I'm quite scared of open water I lost my voice in open water as a child
15:10feels like
15:11I'm gonna tip you it won't I promise it does feel like I'm gonna tip it's not gonna tip it's
15:15a cold open
15:16water I always think if I tip over I'm gonna scream but no one's gonna hear me are you under
15:22us
15:22yeah let's see all you want is someone who you trust to explain how it works okay that was the
15:28wrong key it's the wrong key Andreas do you even work here Andreas comes out and he said I've never
15:34been on a kayak then he couldn't do the keys I don't think you work here you've never done it
15:38before you
15:39don't have the right keys I just wandered up here very lovely it's a bit frightening Eric to the
15:45rescue okay we're ready we're ready there we go it's time for us to get out there and clean up
15:51this filthy town watch out rather hit something okay sorry it's just I've not been very elegant
15:57there we go we sort of need to left and right at the same time okay there we go do
16:03you reckon next
16:03year they'll do Oxford Cambridge and then Roshid and Sarah in the third boat try again right oh the
16:12wind's not in our favor no are you rowing yeah okay let's go find some litter but first we need
16:20to
16:20make it out of the harbour we need to go around I'm gonna hit this boat if we just drift
16:24let's just
16:25oh dear okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no not again it's just too late we're gonna hit this
16:33one
16:33oh shit they're bad we've got our own system really when you think about it we sort of boat like
16:41pinball
16:45that way or that way I'll just go straight out head for home
16:50the English Channel here we come
16:54are there any Norwegian songs for sailing uh they must be mustn't there I don't know what we can
17:01clearly they don't yodel do they we need like a sea shanty yeah there you go high and we go
17:06low
17:07like Norse it can't be that different from like Scottish imagine Vikings arriving on these boats we
17:13should have worn little horns in our hats maybe that'd be offensive actually what's
17:18happening to be a bit more litter should we collect some seaweed well that's the only thing is I think
17:25they've
17:25they're very clean I haven't seen a single crisp packet not so much as a cigarette butt not seen
17:31one thing it's a really weird feeling to be disappointed that there's not more litter it's
17:37been ravaged by other kayakers they've gone in there's nothing left Norway's too clean they've had an
17:43absolute run-on of people in the green kayaks but suddenly we had bigger problems to deal with it's
17:50getting very choppy now Sarah I think we need to get away from these rocks it's everyone we need to
17:54move it's mad I know but we're going the wrong way we're going to hit the wall I know we
17:58are it's
17:58too wavy is this what seamen see just before they die quick quick we've got to turn around this is
18:04going to tip us fuck oh there's a GoPro in the GoPro's on the rocks in the water oh fuck
18:12it's gone we then
18:13did smash the GoPro it's gone it's gone no it's not here and Sarah went to climb out of the
18:19boat
18:20in the open water to get it don't stand out of the boat don't stand out of the boat I'm
18:24just kneeling
18:24I'm just kneeling you're going to tip me in the water I won't tip you in the water you know
18:28I thought
18:30that was mad I can't believe my littering is just getting rescued a GoPro we did rescue something we
18:37just thought about to lose it first it's quite an odyssey really I'm soaking we were heading back
18:45with nothing to show but wet socks and a camera that would never GoPro again but then oh there's
18:51something there's something in the water it was unsightly yes it may only be one banana skin but I
19:11have contributed to the removal of rubbish from this beautiful water oh if that banana was sitting
19:16in the sea I wouldn't have slept tonight oh shit oh that was lovely and relaxing Andreas we've worked
19:27really hard Norway is welcome for our service can you just tell us how many kilograms of rubbish we
19:33collected yeah let's see I'm gonna turn this thingy on pretend you've used it before yeah stare at it
19:39like an alien oh yes concept yeah well it's 0.0 kilograms 0.0 pounds they're very healthy they
19:49weigh nothing it's organic listen Norway's very clean why are you luring people out here with this
19:55sort of what we need help come and clean our waters it's absolutely spotless out there it gives you an
20:00opportunity to to explore the the coastline in ways you you wouldn't otherwise we definitely explored we
20:07saw some of those rocks really close up yeah exactly anyway it was really lovely to meet you oh it
20:14was
20:15wonderful fun loads of the bad reviews in Norway are because of how expensive things are so it's a
20:20real boon to find something that is completely free and enjoyable but I can't say if this is a great
20:25free
20:26way to see Bergen because I only saw this bit here and you can see that from here so we
20:34decided to see
20:35more of the city using a method so budget-friendly it was invented before money was even a thing walking
20:43oh it's lovely it's lovely it's kind of pumping yeah on the Saturday afternoon yeah and my number one
20:53criteria for judging the quality of a city dog vibes hello snuggles can I say hello to the doggy
21:06is this what it's like when you've got a man who keeps looking at other women I think the dogs
21:12are
21:13outstanding and I think that is for me a big green flag do you reckon you could live here yeah
21:19if I
21:20run away from my family if I did live here one thing I'd probably end up doing is the country's
21:26national sport skiing 70% of Norwegians own a pair of skis the other 30% presumably just go down
21:33on a
21:34tea tray but how do they practice when there's no snow on the slopes we've come to an empty car
21:40park
21:40to find out it feels like we're going to fight club yeah we're meeting at the Ronford lot in the
21:48Ronford lot behind the ice rink sort this out once and for all and where I can't see anyone I
21:55can't
21:56even imagine what a roller ski looks like I think they do it to practice in when they can't get
22:00on
22:00the slope so it's a real like this is genuinely where they practice apparently um would you like
22:05to hear some reviews one star the first time I ever saw this here in Norway my first thought was
22:10okay
22:11Norwegians have finally lost it it's excessive isn't it and it's just not a very uh as a review it
22:18it lacks
22:19any sort of like pizzazz look to add wheels and then go really fast in a car park that's fun
22:26right
22:26yeah if indeed it even exists yeah we haven't seen him yet no it does feel like we're gonna get
22:33mugged
22:34like we've arranged to come and buy drugs no one no one would mug you in such sort of open
22:38space
22:42wow oh god this must be them here they are the cavalry is arriving that is a weird sport
22:51okay they're coming now we've got to stop laughing look serious wow they're fast
22:56hi hi hi hi oh they're very oh hello hello very good are you allowed to do that in the
23:08streets
23:09we do it anyway oh okay bad boys like to start I'm Roisin I'm Sarah hi hi uh how long
23:15have you been
23:16doing this for and are you a gang yeah I would say so yeah so we've been practicing since we
23:22was 12
23:23I think oh wow is this very popular in Norway what you're doing yeah as we say Norwegian are born
23:29with
23:29skis on their feet someone has given birth twice I'm like oh and do you have to practice for the
23:36actual
23:37slope or is it a separate thing on its own yeah I will practicing for the cross-country skis in
23:42the
23:42winter okay you'd compete in the summer we compete sometimes but it's more often in the winter okay I
23:49see how long do you think it would take us to learn how to do this so have you been
23:53skiing before or no
23:54we've not been skiing ever so this is gonna be interesting yeah balance must be important yeah
23:59check this out maybe the most important good I'm gonna stay for ages now to practice for a sport we've
24:09never done before on a hard tarmac surface when you're taking his left foot down his right pole
24:17okay opposite there it's the opposite life okay always when we come to a country I want to try
24:23things that normal tourists don't get a chance to do when you watch other people going really fast on
24:28something you think oh it's really fun let me atom and then I was instantly chastened by the danger
24:34element oh shit there we go there we go it doesn't feel very elegant when you turn back round so
24:40you
24:40turn though all right okay I'm going too far stop it feels like it's something that someone's cursed us
24:47with for the rest of your days you will have wheels for feet yeah I'm sort of getting the hang
24:52of it
24:56yeah like that you're doing really great for doing it the first time oh it was very much an enjoyable
25:02experience oh if Roisin had been a bit more steady I think we'd have had more fun because I was
25:08partly
25:09worried oh god it's too fast how do I stop oh it's very frightening because you just think you're gonna
25:18fall the whole time help me it's like ice skating but you normally have something you can hold on to
25:24for ages and I did but it was a 16 year old or you know I was just like yeah
25:30I was just there oh god
25:32you need some bit tucked I want to stop but what I'm hoping is in this edit you'll just speed
25:37me up
25:38really fast and put really good music on it make me look cool morning
25:48help help fuck this have you ever done this with anyone worse uh no not that good see that feels
25:57fantastic maybe I would like skiing as long as it was sort of flat I didn't want to look like
26:02I was
26:02having a great time while Roisin was struggling but it was really fun I absolutely disagreed with
26:07the reviews I don't think the Norwegians have finally lost it this seems to me like common sense you can't
26:11ski on snow you pop some wheels on clogs on the other hand from Denmark wooden shoes you know
26:19they've lost it they're very honest the Norwegians I like it he said I was the worst person he'd ever
26:25done it with and I'd improve that much it sounds exactly like when I lost my virginity okay thank
26:33you very much happy to meet you I tell you what turning around is so inelegant bye guys thanks for
26:40teaching us goodbye goodbye bye do you think we should skate to our next thing what is the next
26:48thing I don't know hospital we're in Norway known for fjords fishermen's cabins oh and black metal
27:05famous for its up-tempo songs Satan worship and church burnings black metal is Norway's biggest
27:11cultural export so to see why the lovely Norwegian people are so keen on this dark music we've arranged
27:18to meet a local band at their rehearsal space would you like to hear some reviews of black metal music
27:25just so huge in such such a big question I sort of feel like this is the gateway drug to
27:31going in
27:31there go on then one star does anyone else think black metal is just noise like the vocals are
27:38basically just growling yes forgettable riffs boring melodic leads cliched lyrics about Satan I'm
27:44quite scared of death I don't like Satan and stuff is it pro Satan or anti Satan well he's just
27:49getting a
27:49a lot of air time yeah what's the band called I don't know we can find out oh Christ I
27:55don't think
27:56it's that
28:05winter bris are a melodic black metal band their name may sound satanic but actually it means winter's breeze I
28:14think I've got a candle called that the first impressions it was too loud if it is like can you
28:37survive this I'm probably not going to be that relaxed Sarah did some good dancing I actually
28:44thought it might be my new thing imagine that is Sarah coming which one oh the other one is into
28:49black metal what the mum of two from North London yeah she's into black metal now it's very much like
28:58a panic attack and I guess that's the vibe yeah it's an extreme genre that kind of has a lot
29:05of
29:05feelings and the thing is to get that creature out of you and heavy metals are huge in Norway certain
29:11parts of it yes black metal it's called isn't it black metal black metal over heavy metal more
29:17distortion more kind of gritty sound and so what is the vocal how do you sing it's kind of like
29:23screaming
29:23you know but it is scream singing yeah you're supposed to like use all the capacity in your
29:30lungs yeah and it would be like but then you would add even more volume and then you could pitch
29:42it
29:42with your mouth so it can go deeper so it could be like oh sorry but both things got a
29:49really scary
29:50voice I don't know if this is right I used to climb inside a duvet cover and I tend to
29:55my sister
29:55that I was going to another side I used to do this voice I'm going to the other side you'll
30:00never
30:00buy me again so you inhale right that's another type of style well I've never done it to wear like
30:08a song why don't we you do the drums and I do the song so can we invite ourselves into
30:13your
30:13band we're very dark of heart yeah yeah then you're welcome thank you great
30:21you're gonna do this one and the leg at the same time yeah and then in between
30:24actually I can't do the rhythm
30:30that's the same
30:39I couldn't hear you because I was drumming so that are you singing well no I was just trying
30:43to put I just said things that I like cornflakes just positivity it didn't look like I was having a
30:49great time I don't think anyone's gonna think oh this person's a natural like if black metal
30:54I don't even like these girls look like they got something that was a very positive song a natural
31:07safe to say our metals more beige than black so it's over to Vinta Briss for one last June
31:17yeah it's not for me that's war music sorry and don't everyone start emailing me going you're
31:22not listening right well I couldn't because I've already gone deaf I'm I'm buzzing yeah I feel
31:27like a bit as a very short concert my ears are buzzing we had to run out I'm being very
31:33mean yeah
31:34and they seem very nice but listen they'll think the music I like shit so no one's ever gone on
31:39a
31:39killing spree after listening to boys own you're absolutely right Sarah after seeing the dark side
31:46of Norwegian culture it's time to visit somewhere even more unpleasant the olden days this is very
31:54nice a living museum hello walls are you alive I feel like a living museum sometimes living museum so
32:02what happened in the 90s the museum shows visitors what life was like in 1800s Bergen with a cast of
32:08actors bringing the small town dramas to life we're looking forward to Ibsen meets Emmerdale you ain't my
32:14heron pickler yes I am so do you want to hear a review yes please okay one star oh the
32:22professions are
32:23portrayed less convincingly the so-called actors are completely wrong with unnecessary comma out of
32:32place performances okay I've been called a so-called comedian many many times so I'm gonna give these
32:40so-called actors the benefit of the doubt yeah this sounds like this sounds like someone who didn't get
32:44the gig a rival from another museum yeah shitting all over them yeah I've done jobs like this yeah
32:51I've done historical acting in places you know the meridian in Greenwich telling people about when time
32:56was discovered you can join in then yeah I will join in as soon as I know the facts I'll
33:02be in there
33:02I'll be like my turn right let's go and see it because it starts in four minutes oh great let's
33:07go
33:08I could have told you that if we want the meridian we're just in time to catch a short play
33:15about our
33:16favorite topic dental care so ladies and gentlemen come closer it's nothing to be afraid of I'm the
33:23dentist by the way but as it turns out only one of the actors has turned up I'm just waiting
33:30for some
33:31customers they will arrive quite soon I hope I just have to wait I'm afraid this is where we could
33:42get up and do a song and dance for everyone what's the best time to visit the dentist 2 30
33:47so we wait for
33:55a few minutes and then we are ready the trouble is I'm coming up on my third coffee I do
34:01need
34:02something to happen oh god they would be on time I don't like waiting are you ready yeah not yet
34:13oh my
34:15god I think we should just create a bit of drama yeah oh no it's okay I'm fine I'm fine
34:23it's okay
34:25she's got a sore tooth yeah she's just good acting yeah here we go but why you know why you're
34:37getting
34:38married so you have to get all your teeth pulled up now so your husband don't have to pay for
34:42it in the
34:43future yeah all of them I got mine out for my confirmation and then you got nice new dentures
34:49in it's be all right welcome welcome I bid you welcome it's nothing to worry about it takes about
34:55and half an hour I'll wait for you here this way come on oh we have to help that lady
35:02I disagree with
35:03the reviews it's good stuff calling it a play is pushing it but it's a lovely immersive piece and they
35:08use the space very well when she runs upstairs and comes out the window you're like lovely stuff
35:12it's like a Western I'm not finished she's covered in blood I found out awful things it was quite
35:21informative that all women had to get all their teeth removed before you got married so that your
35:24husband didn't have to pay for it but good performers a little bit of gore tiny little bit
35:28of smell come with me and I show you my instruments excuse me it was a little bit of a
35:35this is theater baby
35:36I'm all for it thank you all right Sarah what next boss okay camping outdoors stars women bonding and so
35:50we've done quite a lot in Bergen and now we're gonna go and see a bit more of the countryside
35:53and
35:54we're gonna go dare I say it hellish camping but somewhere beautiful um so go somewhere nice do an
36:02awful thing that's sort of the vibe right
36:09we're exploring Norway a country which has prompted this review expensive cold and wet what's not so
36:15like so we've decided to see the most fit landscapes in the world via the worst thing ever invented camping
36:22we've come to the station we've been lent this stuff for free it is a place called boa and it's
36:30like a
36:30Christian missionary and in Norway they lend it to you for free so you don't like have to buy it
36:34and have waste just give it back it's amazing and we're going to boss boss now campin beautiful place
36:41terrible activity do you think it will convert me yeah that's my that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna
36:47convert you you're gonna become a camping gal right let's go get the train then all right
36:53you managed to get off a bit lightly there didn't you I did
36:58we have left it a little bit late I mean we've got so much stuff quick quick quick
37:03oh hello snazzy your majesty
37:10we're heading east to the small town of Vos on a train one passenger described as bad
37:15and unreliable so we'll fit right in
37:19do you want to hear a review of this train Sarah I'd absolutely love one I can't imagine anyone saying
37:24anything negative one star the train is not particularly clean or well maintained the
37:31toilets had no soap and the seats very loose the worst train I've ever been on it's that King Charles
37:37and Camilla who it is actually they've signed it themselves at the end you didn't even see much of
37:43the landscape either what do you know what I reckon they were doing they were so busy just typing in
37:48their phone moaning that they forgot to look out so pretty wow this is it isn't it this is being
37:56on
37:56holiday the bridge the water it's so relaxed shrubbery and the big black tunnels I guess that's the thing
38:03isn't it you sort of got to keep your eyes out ink because then fjord yeah here we go let's
38:09let's
38:09see we can see it let's gulp down some beauty it feels like a supermarket dash maybe it's like a
38:17philosophical lesson appreciate the view while it's there your eyes eat it I'm trying to get the
38:28beauty in yeah in a sort of gluttonous one because I'm trying to enjoy the view and in my ear
38:32I can
38:32see if I'm going to go here it's sort of undermine it here we are Vos baby look a lovely
38:46hotel why can't we
38:47stay in a hotel in Vos because the reviews are too good but not all reviewers think Vos is boss
38:53some of them
38:54across one star Vos is a small town with little interest in itself I was bored hmm there's a three
39:02stars it's more positive I'd say there are plenty to do there you just need to be creative that's us
39:08yeah we're creative that is us baby let's go show these mountains a good time Vos is mainly a ski
39:16resort
39:17but as it's summer and we've been banned from ever roller skiing again we're setting up camp by the
39:22lake to enjoy the Nordic concept of free Luftslieft or open-air life I mean it is absolutely stunning I
39:32can't hear anything apart from us sometimes zero stars comes up in our favor yeah it's overwhelmingly
39:41beautiful I can't believe people got bored here I don't think you need to do anything but sit and
39:47smell that air I should have looked up whether Norway has snakes before we went camping you say
39:53things like this as we approach the campsite right so it's free Rome right to Rome or whatever so you
40:00could just camp anywhere yeah so we can just sit by the beach then yeah let's go down here you
40:06sure
40:06it's legal so I don't want to wake up with a feds around me I don't want to wake up
40:09with a bear
40:11poking his head through oh I'd love that would you a cow a bear a horse yes please yeah all
40:16those big
40:16animals yeah like a big animal if you know what I mean all right so I think tent is the
40:23most important
40:24thing to get up first do you think it's a pop-up or no it's definitely not a pop-up
40:28because these are
40:28separate okay and I will not do this in Epsley oh no women everywhere we're doing this for women I
40:36was
40:36about to say I'm not doing it for women some women don't give a shit about camping and that's me
40:42right how'd you get in there then man there's this but there's no in yeah that's what I thought
40:47there was like I'd be a tube inside normally camping is taking everything that you do in
40:52your normal life and going make it more difficult so that when you get home you really appreciate
40:56having a toilet okay no that's definitely I've got definitely in the wrong stop it this is a silly
41:03this is silly oh do you think the yellow one supposed to go in the yellow one and the red
41:06one supposed to
41:07go in the red one I think that now yeah yeah they're Norwegian don't mansplain us tent making
41:16right this goes in the end of a tube here so this does go here yeah damn yeah it's good
41:22that's it
41:23you got it yeah you fucker it's a lot of admin camping that's the fun of it that's why
41:34it's not like one style nothing to do you've got loads to do just survive yeah you don't get this
41:40view from a hotel this is nice to be fair it's nice our tent was up now make flames yeah
41:52Irish holidays
41:55they didn't have a central heating in my nan's house it's fires it's very close to our seating
42:00area I don't think you should put that on there no I'm not I'm putting it here for you to
42:07sit on
42:07because they can enjoy the fire you made because I'm a gentleman thank you my lady we need to get
42:14our snacks I think you have to run across really fast like this what do you need grab them all
42:23careful it's very flamey this is fun isn't it yeah I just thought of a pun do you want to
42:27hear it
42:28go on roast in comedy
42:34the fire is lovely now isn't it lovely and warm camping is the thing I don't love but this has
42:39been actually very fun I hate when I'm sort of enjoy things that I sort of am against this is
42:46a
42:46lovely end to what has been pretty amazing trip yeah did you like Bergen loved Bergen I'm gonna say
42:53something might be my favorite Norway might be expensive but I think our trip was good value
43:00it doesn't cost anything to enjoy the scenery or hang out with teenagers in an empty car park and most
43:06importantly spend some quality time with a friend my review is four fjord banana peels out of five
43:18Norway I love you five stars absolutely wonderful place that blue coat I bought in Bergen I lost it
43:24so I'm using this time to appeal for anyone to find that coat I lost it in Wales or someone
43:28in
43:29Norway send me another one look how nice it is on me five stars Norway love you wow we've got
43:34a long
43:34night ahead yeah we need to tell scary stories or something I was once camping with Roshini we both caught
43:40fire
44:04you
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