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Mocked as a homeless scammer, she hides the world’s greatest secret—she’s the legendary healer goddess everyone has been searching for. When a dying war hero’s life rests in her hands, love, power, and shocking truths collide in this unforgettable fantasy romance. 🔥👑❤️
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00:00:04You
00:00:06Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:09Please save my
00:00:11Rod of a sepulius
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius
00:00:46Rejuvenate
00:00:55Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:59No, please
00:01:00Don't call me that
00:01:02I'm just glad I could help
00:01:08Here you go miss
00:01:09Thank you
00:01:13Why be way down by a throne
00:01:14When I can live amongst the common people
00:01:16And help those the most in need
00:01:30You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:32Cause only a sackless coward
00:01:34Would hit a puppy and run
00:01:38Aww, it's okay little guy
00:01:42I'll fix you right up
00:01:47Right
00:01:47Right
00:01:48Rewrites the wronged
00:01:52Rejuvenate
00:01:57See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:03Come on, Cleo
00:02:04Let's go
00:02:20Please
00:02:20Please
00:02:21My brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:24We have no idea
00:02:25We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:26If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:29The Elizander Armstrong
00:02:31His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:35He's so hot
00:02:37Does he come with the money?
00:02:39Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:41Money, fame, power
00:02:43It's all yours
00:02:49Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:52Yes
00:02:52Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:55Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:59Grandma
00:02:59I'm dying
00:03:01Save me, Trixie
00:03:03Grandma?
00:03:05Grandma
00:03:05When are you getting married?
00:03:08I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:10I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:12And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:14So
00:03:15That's why
00:03:16I haven't been married yet
00:03:18Oh
00:03:19But why marry a vegetable
00:03:21When I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:25We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:27I don't have time for jokes
00:03:30No!
00:03:39Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:41Don't let it starve like you
00:03:42Oh, kind stranger
00:03:44Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:46Grant me a wish?
00:03:48Mm-hmm
00:03:48As you can barely feed yourself
00:03:49The downfall of humanity
00:03:51It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:54What?
00:03:55Oh
00:03:56Jesus
00:03:57Giving me a migraine
00:03:58Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:01I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:04Okay
00:04:05Uh
00:04:06I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:09Can you do that?
00:04:10I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:14Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:16Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:21Hold still
00:04:28What?
00:04:29My migraine's gone
00:04:30Okay
00:04:31Then let's go
00:04:32If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:34Come on
00:04:35Come on
00:04:49Oh
00:04:50How is he?
00:04:51What is the diagnosis?
00:04:52Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:55I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:58Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:59You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:01Don't worry, General
00:05:02I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:04And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:07I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:10With just one needle
00:05:28I have no clue what this is
00:05:32Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:37That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:39Me, the witch doctor
00:05:41I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:54He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:56Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
00:06:00I don't know what this is
00:06:03Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:06They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:09If we can't save him
00:06:12There's only one person who can
00:06:15Who?
00:06:18The goddess of healing
00:06:22Wait a second
00:06:23You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing
00:06:26That's correct
00:06:27Her right rewrites the wrong
00:06:29And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:32That's her motto
00:06:33It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:36We are nothing compared to her
00:06:38She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:42No one has ever seen her before
00:06:43If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:48I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:50I will find her
00:06:52James, come
00:06:53Put out a bounty
00:06:54To the entire world
00:06:56Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:58Will give her five million dollars
00:07:01There's no need
00:07:16I'll save your son
00:07:18Who the hell is she?
00:07:20Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:22She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:24Don't be ridiculous
00:07:25How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:29Exactly
00:07:29God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:33She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:36Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:39I bet it has fleas
00:07:41That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:45Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:52Don't touch him
00:07:56They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:58But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:01So step aside
00:08:03I'll take it from here
00:08:04Could you hold this?
00:08:06Ho ho ho ho, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:09I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:12And a former general
00:08:13I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:16I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:21Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:26A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:33Ew! Disgusting!
00:08:35Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:36Security!
00:08:37Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:41Let's go!
00:08:42If you throw me out
00:08:43You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:49Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:54Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:56You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:09:00Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:09:02But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:08Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:11You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:13And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:16But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:19I'll leave
00:09:21Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:27I can't lose him
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:33Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:35My brother's a war hero
00:09:37Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:40Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:41He'd make a great husband
00:09:45Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:47As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:51Of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:54Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:56I mean, look at her
00:09:58Even if she cleaned herself up
00:10:00You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:03Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:07Continue wasting your time
00:10:09But I'm saving this patient
00:10:21Oh, okay
00:10:24What's happening?
00:10:25What are we doing?
00:10:36Oh!
00:10:38What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:55Has a peanut allergy
00:10:56And the condition he has is called
00:10:59Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:01Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:08I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:28What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:45What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:55She's right about everything
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08Oh! And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:11Because I just discovered it
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32Precisely! You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my god
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19Then let's have a bet
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:47Don't worry, I got this
00:13:52It's a deal
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch
00:14:03Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:10Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:26I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:29I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:37Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her
00:14:44She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:49Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:00What? Did you just call me?
00:15:04There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way
00:15:09Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13Now stop getting in my way
00:15:15Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:19Oh yeah?
00:15:20You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:22Well put down the dog!
00:15:24With pleasure
00:15:41Left, leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:52She's been poisoned!
00:15:54It was her!
00:15:56Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:01But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:08Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course
00:16:11I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
00:16:34Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:36This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way
00:16:40Angel herbalist
00:16:41This is what I call...
00:16:44Malpractice
00:16:46This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:48But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:53Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:54Right this way
00:16:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:58You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:02Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:17:07Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:17Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:31Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:18:02Mr.ريwe
00:18:03is destroyed. Are you
00:18:04familiar with you?
00:18:36You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:41Exactly! What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:44She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:48That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:50And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:57Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:04Uh, on the streets?
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts?
00:19:13You don't know her. You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:17That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:20You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:28Oh, my God!
00:19:29Come on.
00:19:52Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:19:56Please save my child.
00:20:14Lord of the sepulis.
00:20:15Rod of a sepulis.
00:20:33Rejuvenate.
00:20:41Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:20:45No, please. Don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help.
00:20:55Here you go, miss.
00:20:59Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:21:03in need?
00:21:16You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:21:21run!
00:21:25Aw, it's okay little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:21:34Right rewrites the wronged.
00:21:39Rejuvenate.
00:21:43See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:21:49Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:22:03Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:22:07Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:22:11We have no idea what the illness is.
00:22:13If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:22:16Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:22:18His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:22:22He's so hot!
00:22:24Does he come with the money?
00:22:25Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:22:28Money. Fame. Power.
00:22:30It's all yours.
00:22:36Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:22:38Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:22:42Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:22:46Grandma!
00:22:46I'm dying!
00:22:48Save me, Trixie!
00:22:50Grandma?
00:22:51Grandma.
00:22:53When are you getting married?
00:22:54I'm already a hundred years old.
00:22:57I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:22:59And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:23:05Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:23:12We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:23:17No!
00:23:26Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:23:29Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:23:33Grant me a wish? That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:23:36The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:23:40What?
00:23:41Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing
00:23:47that?
00:23:48I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:23:51Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:23:56I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:24:01Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:24:03Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:24:08Hold still.
00:24:15What? My migraine's gone.
00:24:17Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:24:21Come on. Come on.
00:24:23Oh!
00:24:36How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:24:39Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:24:42I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:24:44Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:24:48Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:24:54I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:25:15I have no clue what this is.
00:25:19Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:25:24That's why we saved the best for last.
00:25:26Me, the witch doctor.
00:25:28I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:25:41He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:25:43Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:25:50Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:25:56If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:26:01Who?
00:26:05The goddess of healing.
00:26:08Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:26:12That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:26:20It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:26:25She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:26:30If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:26:36bankrupt.
00:26:37I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:26:43Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:26:48There's no need.
00:27:03I'll save your son.
00:27:05Who the hell is she?
00:27:06Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:27:09She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:27:12How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:27:16Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:27:20She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:27:23Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:27:26I bet it has fleas.
00:27:28That flea-invested dirty thing is your companion.
00:27:32Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:27:39Don't touch him.
00:27:42They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:27:48So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:27:53Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:27:56I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:28:00I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:28:03I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:28:08Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:28:13A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:28:19Ew! Disgusting.
00:28:21Go back to being a prostitute.
00:28:23Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:28:28If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:28:35Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:28:40Maybe we should give her a try?
00:28:43You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:28:46All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:28:49But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:28:55Is that any way to ask for help?
00:28:58You'd be blessed to have me.
00:29:00And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:29:03But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:29:08Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:29:11No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:29:17Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:29:22My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:29:27Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:29:32Who says I want to marry him?
00:29:33As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:29:40Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:29:43I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:29:49Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:29:54Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:30:08Oh, okay!
00:30:10What?
00:30:11What's happening?
00:30:12What are we doing?
00:30:23Oh!
00:30:24What the hell are you doing?
00:30:26I knew she was a perv!
00:30:28She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:30:31Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:30:34Are you insane?
00:30:36Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:30:40He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:30:47Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:30:51Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:30:58And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:31:03What?
00:31:05This?
00:31:12Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:31:15What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:31:23Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:31:28I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:31:34have studied for years?
00:31:36We are all certified.
00:31:38But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:31:41She's right about everything.
00:31:45Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:31:50And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:31:53Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:55And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:31:57Because I just discovered it.
00:32:00This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:32:04The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:32:08But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:32:13What a bunch of baloney.
00:32:15I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:32:20Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:32:23You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:32:28I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:32:32Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:32:35And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:32:39which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:32:43Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:32:45Oh, yeah.
00:32:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:32:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:32:54Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:32:58What is that supposed to mean?
00:32:59It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:33:05Then let's have a bet.
00:33:08If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:33:13And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:33:19These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:33:23You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:33:27Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:33:30There's too many lives at stake.
00:33:34Don't worry. I got this.
00:33:38It's a deal.
00:33:40I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:33:43No one is dying on my watch.
00:33:50Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:33:57Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:34:01Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:34:13I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:34:16I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:34:19I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:34:24Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:34:27Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:34:28Don't listen to her.
00:34:31She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:34:36Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:34:39Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:34:43you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:34:47What? Did you just call me?
00:34:51There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:34:55Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:35:00Now stop getting in my way.
00:35:02Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:35:06Oh yeah?
00:35:07You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:35:09Well put down the dog!
00:35:11With pleasure.
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:27Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:33You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:35:38She's been poisoned!
00:35:41It was her!
00:35:42Do you see any poison on me?
00:35:45Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:35:47But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:35:51This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:35:54Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:35:56Of course.
00:35:58I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:36:01If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:36:21Why is she spitting blood?
00:36:22This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:36:24I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:36:28This is what I call...
00:36:31Malpractice.
00:36:33This isn't fatal.
00:36:34She'll live.
00:36:35But she deserves a little punishment.
00:36:37Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:36:39Jacuzzi is ready?
00:36:40Right this way.
00:36:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:43What the hell is going on?
00:36:45You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:36:49Then stop getting in my way.
00:36:50Every second counts.
00:36:53Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:36:58General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:37:03Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:37:07Hold on.
00:37:08You two are going in there...alone?
00:37:11If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:37:17Alright.
00:37:19But I warn you.
00:37:20No funny business.
00:37:48Don't get in there.
00:38:03I can find right now.
00:38:05You know what?
00:38:14I don't know the main thing.
00:38:17We have to be scaredなんです and all, but.
00:38:23you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:38:27armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:38:34that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:38:39stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:38:46that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:38:55shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:39:01background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:39:06you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:39:15oh my god
00:39:39healer goddess hear my plea
00:39:41please save my child
00:39:59rod of a sepulius
00:40:28praise she is the healer goddess
00:40:32no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:40:41here you go miss thank you
00:40:46why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
00:41:03you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:41:08run
00:41:12aww it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
00:41:21right rewrites the wrong
00:41:31see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:41:36come on cleo let's go
00:41:54please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:41:58we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:42:03the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:42:08he's so hot
00:42:10does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:42:14money fame power it's all yours
00:42:22are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:42:25yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:42:28oh i have another call coming in
00:42:32grandma
00:42:33i'm dying save me trixie
00:42:36grandma
00:42:38grandma
00:42:39when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old
00:42:43i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:42:45and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet
00:42:51oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:42:58you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:43:12please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:43:15oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:43:20grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
00:43:23the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:43:27what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine
00:43:31are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that
00:43:34i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:43:38okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:43:42can you do that
00:43:43i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:43:48cleo stay right here for a second
00:43:49don't go too far cleo
00:43:55hold still
00:44:02what my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:44:08come on come on
00:44:09oh
00:44:23how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:44:29i'm sorry i don't know what this is
00:44:31hurt you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:44:34don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:44:41i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:45:01i have no clue what this is
00:45:05oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:45:11that's why we saved the best for last
00:45:13me the witch doctor
00:45:15i'll save your son lysander
00:45:27he's not budging there's no movement
00:45:29truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but i don't know what this is
00:45:36lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods and they've all
00:45:41failed
00:45:42if we can't save him
00:45:45there's only one person who can
00:45:48who
00:45:51the goddess of healing
00:45:55wait a second
00:45:56you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:45:59that's correct
00:46:00her right
00:46:01rewrites the wrong
00:46:03and her left
00:46:04leaves the bereft
00:46:05that's her motto
00:46:06it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:46:09we
00:46:09are nothing
00:46:11compared to her
00:46:12she is
00:46:13eccentric
00:46:14and
00:46:14elusive
00:46:15no one has ever seen her before
00:46:17if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:46:20i don't care if i go bankrupt
00:46:24i will find her
00:46:25james come
00:46:27put out a bounty
00:46:28to the entire world
00:46:30whoever finds the goddess healer
00:46:32will give her five million dollars
00:46:34there's no need
00:46:49i'll save your son
00:46:52who the hell is she
00:46:53dad
00:46:53she says she can cure lysander
00:46:55she's gonna save your brother
00:46:57don't be ridiculous
00:46:58how can this
00:46:59shit stained hobo
00:47:01cure your brother
00:47:02exactly
00:47:02god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:47:06she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:47:09ew
00:47:10she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:47:13i bet it has fleas
00:47:15that flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:47:18don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:47:26don't touch him
00:47:29they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:47:31but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:47:34so step aside
00:47:36i'll take it from here
00:47:37could you hold this
00:47:39ho ho ho ho
00:47:40you're not gonna touch my son
00:47:42i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:47:45and a former general
00:47:46i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:47:49i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:47:55who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:47:59a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:48:06ew
00:48:07disgusting
00:48:07go back to being a prostitute
00:48:10security
00:48:10get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:48:14let's go
00:48:14if you throw me out
00:48:16you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:48:21sir
00:48:22we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:48:27maybe we should give her a try
00:48:29you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:48:33alright
00:48:33i'll give you a shot
00:48:35but i warn you
00:48:36if you fail
00:48:37i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:48:41is that any way to ask for help?
00:48:44you'd be blessed to have me
00:48:46and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:48:49but since i'm not welcome here
00:48:52i'll leave
00:48:54devon
00:48:55come find me when you have a different wish
00:48:57no
00:48:57miss trixie
00:48:58my brother is a hero to me
00:49:00i can't
00:49:01lose him
00:49:02well
00:49:03if he's a hero to you
00:49:06then that means he must be a good person
00:49:09my brother is a war hero
00:49:10who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:49:13also he's great with puppies
00:49:15he'd make a great husband
00:49:18who says i want to marry him?
00:49:20as if
00:49:21the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:49:24of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:49:27only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:49:29i mean look at her
00:49:31even if she cleaned herself up
00:49:32you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:49:36only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:49:40continue wasting your time
00:49:42but i'm saving this patient
00:49:54okay
00:49:57what's happening?
00:49:59what are we doing?
00:50:09oh
00:50:11what the hell are you doing?
00:50:13i knew she was a perv
00:50:15she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:50:17do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:50:21are you insane? security smash her face in for licking my son
00:50:26he's born with congenital heart disease
00:50:28has a peanut allergy
00:50:29and the condition he has is called
00:50:32endogenic cryomorphy
00:50:33yeah right
00:50:34i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:50:37oh okay
00:50:38i've studied every disease known to man right?
00:50:41i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:50:45and i've never heard of
00:50:46endo cryo
00:50:49what?
00:50:50what?
00:50:51what?
00:50:59is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:51:01what?
00:51:03what?
00:51:04so you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:51:08THE rod of a sepulius?
00:51:10why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:51:14i agree
00:51:15i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:51:18what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:51:22we are all certified
00:51:24but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:51:28she's right about everything
00:51:31yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:51:36and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:51:40endogenic cryomorphy
00:51:41oh
00:51:42and of course none of you have heard of it
00:51:44because i just discovered it
00:51:46this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:51:50the chances are a billion to one
00:51:52a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:51:55but lucky for you all
00:51:56you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:52:00what a bunch of baloney
00:52:01i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:52:06precisely
00:52:07you are just a scamming prostitute
00:52:09you don't compare to meet us
00:52:12who actually studied real medicine
00:52:14i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:52:18oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:52:22and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:52:26which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:52:30is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:52:32oh my god
00:52:34if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:52:38i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:52:40which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:52:44what is that supposed to mean?
00:52:46it means you're being schooled by me
00:52:48and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:52:52then let's have a bet
00:52:54if you can't heal him
00:52:57break your hands
00:52:59and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:53:06these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:53:10you're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:53:13Ms. Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:53:17there's too many lives at stake
00:53:21don't worry, i got this
00:53:25it's a deal
00:53:27i'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:53:29no one is dying on my watch
00:53:36Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:53:44are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed?
00:53:47homeless or not
00:53:48if you save my son
00:53:50i'll give you everything
00:53:59i'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:54:03i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:54:05i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:54:10prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:54:14wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:54:15don't listen to her
00:54:17she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:54:23firstly
00:54:24this is called greatness
00:54:26secondly
00:54:27even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:54:30you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:54:34what? did you just call me?
00:54:38there's a man's life at stake here
00:54:40and you're standing in my way
00:54:42don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:54:46now stop getting in my way
00:54:48or i promise you
00:54:50you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:54:52oh yeah?
00:54:53yeah, you wanna see real pain?
00:54:55where's the dog?
00:54:56well, put down the dog!
00:54:57with pleasure
00:55:08oh!
00:55:14left
00:55:14left
00:55:15leaves the wrong breath
00:55:20you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:55:25she's been poisoned!
00:55:28it was her!
00:55:29do you see any poison on me?
00:55:31medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:55:34but in the wrong hands
00:55:35it becomes nothing but poison
00:55:38this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:55:40do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:55:43of course
00:55:44i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:55:48if i wanna save someone
00:55:49even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:56:07why is she spitting blood?
00:56:09this wasn't supposed to happen
00:56:10i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:56:13angel herbalist
00:56:15this is what i call
00:56:17malpractice
00:56:19this isn't fatal
00:56:20she'll live
00:56:21but she deserves a little punishment
00:56:23well
00:56:24where's the jacuzzi i asked for?
00:56:26jacuzzi is ready?
00:56:27right this way
00:56:28wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:56:30what the hell is going on?
00:56:31you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:56:35then stop getting in my way
00:56:37every second counts
00:56:40let's go for our dip
00:56:41shall we?
00:56:45general armstrong
00:56:46your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:56:50are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:56:54hold on
00:56:55you two are going in there
00:56:57alone?
00:56:58if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:57:01then sure
00:57:02invite everyone in
00:57:04alright
00:57:06but i warn you
00:57:07no funny business
00:57:30we've been checking out
00:57:31thank you
00:57:34and i think the difference is going to be on our list
00:57:36so well
00:57:38you can get back to the wolf
00:57:38so well
00:58:09You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong.
00:58:14Exactly.
00:58:15What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:58:17She could blackmail you for millions.
00:58:21That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:58:23And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:58:27Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:58:30Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:58:33We have to have faith.
00:58:35Where did you actually find this little life?
00:58:38Uh, on the streets?
00:58:41Are you shitting me?
00:58:43You found this bum on the streets?
00:58:45Are you nuts?
00:58:46You don't know her.
00:58:47You don't know her background.
00:58:49She could be a psychotic murder.
00:58:50That is it, General.
00:58:51You have to go in and stop this now.
00:58:53You're right.
00:58:54That's it.
00:58:55I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:58:57James, let's go.
00:58:58Yes, sir.
00:59:02Oh, my God.
00:59:05Oh!
00:59:25You
00:59:26Healer goddess hear my plea
00:59:29Please save my
00:59:47Rod of a sepulis
01:00:05Rejuvenate
01:00:16She is the healer goddess
01:00:19No, please
01:00:20Don't call me that
01:00:22I'm just glad I could help
01:00:28Here you go, miss
01:00:29Thank you
01:00:33Why be weighed down by a throne
01:00:34When I can live amongst the common people
01:00:36And help those the most in need
01:00:50You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:00:52Cause only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
01:00:58Aww, it's okay, little guy
01:01:02I'll fix you right up
01:01:07Right
01:01:08Rewrites the wrong
01:01:12Rejuvenate
01:01:17See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
01:01:23Come on, Cleo
01:01:24Let's go
01:01:40Please
01:01:41My brother's been in a coma the last two years
01:01:44We have no idea what the illness is
01:01:46If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
01:01:49The Elisander Armstrong
01:01:51His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
01:01:55He's so hot
01:01:57Does he come with the money?
01:01:59Yes
01:01:59He'll even marry you if you can cure him
01:02:01Money
01:02:02Fame
01:02:02Power
01:02:03It's all yours
01:02:09Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
01:02:12Yes
01:02:12Give the presidential contract to Marissa
01:02:15Oh, I have another call coming in
01:02:19Grandma
01:02:19I'm dying
01:02:21Save me, Trixie
01:02:23Grandma
01:02:25Grandma
01:02:25When are you getting married?
01:02:28I'm already a hundred years old
01:02:30I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
01:02:32And Butch is still on deployment
01:02:34So that's why I haven't been married yet
01:02:39Oh, but why marry a vegetable
01:02:41When I can bang a younger stud like you?
01:02:45We're talking about my brother's life
01:02:47I don't have time for jokes
01:02:59Please go feed your dog, Miss
01:03:01Don't let it starve like you
01:03:02Oh, kind stranger
01:03:04Let me repay you by granting you a wish
01:03:06Grant me a wish?
01:03:08That you can barely feed yourself
01:03:09The downfall of humanity
01:03:11It all starts with the loss of faith
01:03:13What?
01:03:15Oh, jeez
01:03:16This is giving me a migraine
01:03:18Are you telling me to pray to God?
01:03:20Because we've been doing that
01:03:21I'm telling you to have some faith in me
01:03:24Okay, uh
01:03:26I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
01:03:29Can you do that?
01:03:30I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
01:03:34Cleo, stay right here for a second
01:03:36Don't go too far, Cleo
01:03:41Hold still
01:03:49My migraine's gone
01:03:51Okay, then let's go
01:03:52If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
01:03:54Come on
01:03:55Come on
01:03:56Oh!
01:04:09How is he?
01:04:11What is the diagnosis?
01:04:13Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
01:04:15I'm sorry
01:04:16I don't know what this is
01:04:17I heard you, the queen of medicine?
01:04:19You're supposed to be one of the best
01:04:21Don't worry, General
01:04:22I'm the angel herbalist
01:04:24And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
01:04:27I can detect what condition your son has
01:04:30With just one needle
01:04:48I have no clue what this is
01:04:52Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
01:04:57That's why we saved the best for last
01:04:59Me, the witch doctor
01:05:01I'll save your son, Lysander
01:05:14He's not budging, there's no movement
01:05:16Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
01:05:20But I don't know what this is
01:05:23Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
01:05:26They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
01:05:29If we can't save him
01:05:32There's only one person who can
01:05:35Who?
01:05:38The goddess of healing
01:05:42Wait a second
01:05:43You're not talking about the legendary goddess
01:05:45That's correct
01:05:46Her right rewrites the wrong
01:05:49And her left leaves the bereft
01:05:52That's her motto
01:05:53It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
01:05:56We are nothing compared to her
01:05:58She is eccentric and elusive
01:06:02No one has ever seen her before
01:06:03If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
01:06:08I don't care if I go bankrupt
01:06:10I will find her
01:06:12James, come
01:06:13Put out a bounty
01:06:14To the entire world
01:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer
01:06:18Will give her five million dollars
01:06:21There's no need
01:06:36I'll save your son
01:06:38Who the hell is she?
01:06:40Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
01:06:42She's gonna save your brother?
01:06:43Don't be ridiculous
01:06:45How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
01:06:49Exactly
01:06:49God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
01:06:53She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
01:06:56Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
01:06:59I bet it has fleas
01:07:01That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
01:07:05Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
01:07:13Don't touch him
01:07:15Don't touch him
01:07:16They say don't judge a book by its cover
01:07:18But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
01:07:21So step aside
01:07:23I'll take it from here
01:07:24Could you hold this?
01:07:27Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
01:07:29I'm the richest tycoon in this country
01:07:32And a former general
01:07:33I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
01:07:36I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
01:07:41Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
01:07:46A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
01:07:53Ew, disgusting
01:07:54Go back to being a prostitute
01:07:56Security!
01:07:57Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
01:08:01Let's go
01:08:01If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
01:08:08Sir, we are at our wit's end
01:08:10Trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
01:08:13Maybe we should give her a try
01:08:16You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
01:08:19Alright, I'll give you a shot
01:08:22But I warn you, if you fail
01:08:24I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
01:08:28Is that any way to ask for help?
01:08:31You'd be blessed to have me
01:08:33And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
01:08:36But since I'm not welcome here
01:08:39I'll leave
01:08:41Devin, come find me when you have a different wish
01:08:43No, Miss Trixie
01:08:45My brother is a hero to me
01:08:47I can't lose him
01:08:49Well, if he's a hero to you
01:08:53Then that means he must be a good person
01:08:55My brother's a war hero
01:08:57Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:09:00Also, he's great with puppies
01:09:01He'd make a great husband
01:09:05Who says I want to marry him?
01:09:07As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
01:09:10Would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
01:09:14Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
01:09:16I mean, look at her
01:09:17Even if she cleaned herself up
01:09:19You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
01:09:23Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
01:09:27Continue wasting your time
01:09:28But I'm saving this patient
01:09:41Oh, okay
01:09:44What's happening?
01:09:45What are we doing?
01:09:57What the hell are you doing?
01:09:59I knew she was a perv
01:10:01She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
01:10:04Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
01:10:08Are you insane?
01:10:09Security, smash her face in for licking my son
01:10:13He's born with congenital heart disease
01:10:15Has a peanut allergy
01:10:16And the condition he has is called
01:10:19Endogenic cryomorphy
01:10:20Yeah, right
01:10:21I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
01:10:24Oh, okay
01:10:25I've studied every disease known to man, right?
01:10:28I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
01:10:31And I've never heard of
01:10:33Endo-cryo-
01:10:35What?
01:10:37What?
01:10:37Huh
01:10:38This?
01:10:40Hmm
01:10:41Hmm
01:10:45It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
01:10:48What?
01:10:50What?
01:10:50So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
01:10:54The rod of a sepulius?
01:10:56Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
01:11:01I agree
01:11:02I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
01:11:05What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
01:11:09We are all certified
01:11:11But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
01:11:14She's right about everything
01:11:18Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
01:11:21One of them is bound to be right
01:11:23And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what
01:11:26Endogenic cryomorphine
01:11:28Oh
01:11:28And of course none of you have heard of it
01:11:30Because I just discovered it
01:11:33This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
01:11:37The chances are a billion to one
01:11:39A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
01:11:41But lucky for you all
01:11:43You've hit the jackpot by finding me
01:11:46What a bunch of baloney
01:11:48I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
01:11:52Precisely
01:11:53You are just a scamming prostitute
01:11:56You don't compare to meet us
01:11:58Who actually studied real medicine
01:12:01I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
01:12:05Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
01:12:08And now she's here putting on this clown show
01:12:11Coming up with fake diseases
01:12:13Which mean nothing
01:12:14If you can't wake him up
01:12:16Is that supposed to be a challenge?
01:12:19Oh my god
01:12:21If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
01:12:24I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
01:12:27Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
01:12:31What is that supposed to mean?
01:12:33It means you're being schooled by me
01:12:34And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
01:12:39Then let's have a bet
01:12:40If you can't heal him
01:12:44We'll break your hands
01:12:46And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
01:12:52These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
01:12:56You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
01:13:00Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
01:13:03There's too many lives at stake
01:13:07Don't worry, I got this
01:13:12It's a deal
01:13:13I'll save Lysander Armstrong
01:13:15No one is dying on my watch
01:13:23Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
01:13:30Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
01:13:34Homeless or not
01:13:35If you save my son
01:13:36I'll give you everything
01:13:46I'll even have Lysander
01:13:48Under my heir, marry you
01:13:49I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
01:13:52I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
01:13:57Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
01:14:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
01:14:02Don't listen to her
01:14:04She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
01:14:09Firstly, this is called greatness
01:14:13Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
01:14:16You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
01:14:20What?
01:14:21Did you just call me?
01:14:24There's a man's life at stake here
01:14:27And you're standing in my way
01:14:29Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
01:14:33Now stop getting in my way
01:14:35Or I promise you
01:14:36You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
01:14:39Oh yeah?
01:14:40You want to see real pain?
01:14:41Where's the dog?
01:14:43Well put down the dog!
01:14:44With pleasure
01:15:01Left leaves the wrong breath
01:15:07You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
01:15:12She's been poisoned
01:15:14It was her
01:15:15Do you see any poison on me?
01:15:18Medicine in the right hands can save lives
01:15:21But in the wrong hands
01:15:22It becomes nothing but poison
01:15:24This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
01:15:27Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
01:15:29Of course
01:15:31I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
01:15:34If I want to save someone
01:15:36Even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
01:15:54Why is she skinning blood?
01:15:56This wasn't supposed to happen
01:15:57I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way
01:16:00Angel herbalist
01:16:01This is what I call
01:16:04Malpractice
01:16:06This isn't fatal
01:16:07She'll live
01:16:08But she deserves a little punishment
01:16:10Well
01:16:11Where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
01:16:13Jacuzzi is ready?
01:16:14Right this way
01:16:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
01:16:16What the hell is going on?
01:16:18You say you want your son to live on
01:16:19To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
01:16:22Then stop getting in my way
01:16:24Every second counts
01:16:27Let's go for our dip, shall we?
01:16:32General Armstrong
01:16:33Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
01:16:36Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
01:16:41Hold on
01:16:41You two are going in there alone?
01:16:45If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
01:16:48Then sure, invite everyone in
01:16:51All right
01:16:52But I warn you
01:16:53No funny business
01:17:22All right
01:17:56You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
01:18:01Exactly!
01:18:02What if she gets pregnant by him?
01:18:04She could blackmail you for millions.
01:18:08That's what I would do if I was that poor.
01:18:10And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:18:17Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:18:20We have to have faith.
01:18:21Where did you actually find this little life?
01:18:24Uh, on the streets?
01:18:28Are you shitting me?
01:18:30You found this bum on the streets?
01:18:32Are you nuts?
01:18:33You don't know her.
01:18:34You don't know her background.
01:18:35She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:18:37That is it, General.
01:18:38You have to go in and stop this now.
01:18:40You're right.
01:18:41That's it.
01:18:41I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:18:43James, let's go.
01:18:45Yes, sir.
01:18:48Oh, my God.
01:18:49Oh, my God.
01:18:54Oh, my God.
01:19:05You