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Betrayed by her stepsister Bianca, who claims her AI soulmate, Nora ends up forced into a marriage with a janitor and mocked by her family. But the man she married is hiding a huge secret—he’s the billionaire mastermind behind the AI, putting her love to the test.
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Betrayed by her stepsister Bianca, who claims her AI soulmate, Nora ends up forced into a marriage with a janitor and mocked by her family. But the man she married is hiding a huge secret—he’s the billionaire mastermind behind the AI, putting her love to the test.
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00:00:02Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI Matchmaking Event.
00:00:07Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:13Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:20It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:26The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:30It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:32Excellent.
00:00:34Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:36As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:43wraps.
00:00:44If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:49Welcome.
00:00:50This is my last chance.
00:00:54Could it be me?
00:00:55Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:02Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:04Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:10Okay, this might work.
00:01:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:16How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:23Hey, babe.
00:01:25Gavin's the name.
00:01:26Money's the game.
00:01:27Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:30Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:42Because their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:48The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:51You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:56Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:05This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:08Interesting.
00:02:09Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:11The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:14Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:18Is this really the end?
00:02:22That janitor?
00:02:24He has Bianca's match.
00:02:26Fine.
00:02:26I'll take him.
00:02:27My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:29I'm getting married today.
00:02:32What's she gonna do?
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:35What's she gonna do?
00:02:38Just play along.
00:02:40What?
00:02:56What a surprise.
00:02:58Beautiful.
00:02:59And such a fighter.
00:03:01Interesting.
00:03:02Nora!
00:03:02The hell are you doing?
00:03:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:07What a joke!
00:03:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:14Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:18My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:23Look at me, princess.
00:03:24I'm just a janitor.
00:03:26Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:34That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:40True love can be modeled.
00:03:42It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:46Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:48I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:51Is she doubting my data?
00:03:53I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:56All right, let's make a bet.
00:03:59A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:01If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:04And you'll get half.
00:04:06Everything I own.
00:04:10Of what?
00:04:11A mop and a bucket?
00:04:14Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:17Tell you what.
00:04:18If I fall for you, you get half in life.
00:04:22Deal.
00:04:23I like those odds.
00:04:28I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:31Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:40We're getting married.
00:04:44Victor!
00:04:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:01You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:03I need to start looking my best.
00:05:05Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:05:07it'll grow into love.
00:05:09I'm winning this bet.
00:05:13Marrying the janitor.
00:05:14You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:18Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:21Looks too bad.
00:05:22We already signed the papers.
00:05:25I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:28Fine.
00:05:29But when it all falls apart,
00:05:31don't come crawling back to us,
00:05:33begging for forgiveness.
00:05:34You.
00:05:35Throw out our luggage.
00:05:38Please.
00:05:39No, wait.
00:05:39Stop.
00:05:43Stop.
00:05:54Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:05:56you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:05:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:01Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:03Poverty stinks.
00:06:06And it's contagious.
00:06:08Oh, my God.
00:06:10Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:21Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:24Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:26Watch out.
00:06:50Is this the man I just married?
00:06:53Wait.
00:06:55Those eyes.
00:06:58Those muscles.
00:07:01Is this the man I just married?
00:07:05Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:11Hey.
00:07:13Are you okay?
00:07:14Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:20No.
00:07:21Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:22He's just your contract husband.
00:07:24Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:28Fuck.
00:07:29The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:35What the fuck?
00:07:36You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:38Get real, babe.
00:07:40This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:43Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:46You're right.
00:07:47Brains beat looks.
00:07:49This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:51but his bank account is malnourished.
00:07:59Horses?
00:08:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:06He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:09Surpass me?
00:08:12Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:14Mr. S?
00:08:16That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:17Oh, look.
00:08:18The janitor has opinions now.
00:08:20Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:23It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:25You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:28A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:32Oh, how poetic.
00:08:34Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:37Still acting tough?
00:08:39Don't tell me.
00:08:40You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:45Bring out my car.
00:09:06What the hell is that thing?
00:09:08A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:12How perfect.
00:09:14Get out of here.
00:09:20Come on.
00:09:28I'm sorry about this.
00:09:30Hey, Don, apologize.
00:09:32This is super cool.
00:09:33I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:04It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:07Make yourself at home.
00:10:09There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:13I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:17I couldn't do that.
00:10:18So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:21No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:22It's just, I...
00:10:25Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:30I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:32Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:40You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:45Just give it back.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48Give it back.
00:10:49Hey, come on.
00:10:50Give it back.
00:10:53Wow.
00:10:55This chest.
00:10:56It feels amazing.
00:10:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:01We're married now.
00:11:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:08Sooner or later.
00:11:20I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:24I need some water.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:30How cute.
00:11:31They still win this round, though.
00:11:33Well, it's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:50Look at this muscle.
00:11:52He's too fine.
00:11:57Oh, help it!
00:11:59Oh, shit!
00:12:00Oh, shit!
00:12:06Oh, my gosh.
00:12:08Nora, I'm so sorry.
00:12:10I didn't know you were there.
00:12:11Oh, my gosh.
00:12:14She's perfect.
00:12:18If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:12:21you,
00:12:22you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:28Oh, my.
00:12:29Oh, my.
00:12:33Oh, my.
00:12:33Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:36Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:39Now, hold still.
00:12:41And maybe...
00:12:43Oh, you might need to enjoy my perks.
00:12:46Sorry for getting you high.
00:12:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:50No, no, no, never.
00:12:51Fix your apps.
00:12:52They're perfect.
00:12:54The pipe.
00:12:56I meant the pipe.
00:12:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:00Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
00:13:02It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:13:06Freezing?
00:13:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:18All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:22Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:24Can you...
00:13:25Can you not stand so close?
00:13:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:29My form?
00:13:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:32I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:33I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:36I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
00:13:40Ready?
00:13:41Mmm.
00:13:45Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:47I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:13:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:52Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Deeper.
00:13:57I can't.
00:13:59Hold it.
00:14:00Don't come up.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:03It hurts.
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:05Damn it, Nora.
00:14:06Don't make that noise.
00:14:07Please.
00:14:08Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:10What?
00:14:19Heart rate 140.
00:14:21Respiratory rate 28%.
00:14:25Skin conductivity 40%.
00:14:29All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:32No.
00:14:33No, it's the workout.
00:14:35I'm going to win the bet.
00:14:37Just you.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:41Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:43You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:48Fine.
00:14:49It is because of you.
00:14:53What?
00:14:59What about your little friend?
00:15:02Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:07She's a menace.
00:15:09I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:16Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:21Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:23Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:34You want me more than I want you.
00:15:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:38I'm going to go shower.
00:15:42Alone.
00:15:43No peekings.
00:15:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:50We'll see about that.
00:15:55Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:02You want your husband to attend?
00:16:04That's sweet.
00:16:05Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:10And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
00:16:12I just know it.
00:16:13They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:18So I would embarrass you.
00:16:20No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:27Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:31She's trying to protect me.
00:16:33It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:40You don't even know me.
00:16:42Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:52Whatever you'd say.
00:16:56Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:16:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:08Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:13And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:19This was a mistake.
00:17:20We shouldn't have come.
00:17:21It's okay, babe.
00:17:22We got this.
00:17:36You ready?
00:17:40You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:44I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:46But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:48I'm shameless.
00:17:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:55After just one week of marriage.
00:17:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:59Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:00On screen?
00:18:16You brought the janitor?
00:18:18Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:27Hey, lock it off.
00:18:32Don't listen to them.
00:18:35It's okay.
00:18:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:42So I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:51Good man.
00:18:52Excellent.
00:18:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:57Enough standing around.
00:18:59Let's all go inside.
00:19:00Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:03Let's just go.
00:19:05I am not putting up with this.
00:19:06Hey, come on.
00:19:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:09Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:11I don't know this.
00:19:12Elvis.
00:19:23Are you crazy?
00:19:25Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:27Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:29With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:35Open a window, would you?
00:19:36Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:42Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:48Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:50Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:51If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:55Elvis is my husband.
00:19:57And you will respect him.
00:20:00You little...
00:20:01Mom!
00:20:02Do something!
00:20:04How dare you?
00:20:05Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:11That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:18You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:21It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:28You should have stayed home.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:35My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:40And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:45A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jayer, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:56Impressive.
00:20:57These must be your most prized collections.
00:20:59Well, well, well.
00:21:00Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:05You're right, though.
00:21:06Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:13Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:16They don't call Henry Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:21Why don't we go and open this bad boy hot show?
00:21:24Splendid.
00:21:30You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:34Man, you went all out.
00:21:37But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:43But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:47Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:49Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:51Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:00What's this?
00:22:02Homemade moonshine?
00:22:04There's no label.
00:22:05Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:12What are you trying to do?
00:22:13Poison our dad?
00:22:14No, no, please.
00:22:16Shut up!
00:22:17This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:28Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:22:31Because it's highly exclusive.
00:22:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:50Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:54It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:22:59Nora, how about this?
00:23:01If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:04you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:13It's the thought that counts.
00:23:20Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:26We'll take your bet.
00:23:27But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:23:30what do we get in return?
00:23:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:35then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:43Ugh, boring.
00:23:44New rules.
00:23:45If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:48that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:51And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:54But if you lose,
00:23:56you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:11Market price, $200,000.
00:24:26Market price, $500,000.
00:24:29Hmm.
00:24:31Half a million?
00:24:32Oh my goodness.
00:24:34Oh yes.
00:24:43Market price, $200,000?
00:24:50$500,000?
00:24:51A million?
00:24:52What are those bottles made of?
00:24:54Gold?
00:24:54Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:57With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir
00:25:00that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:05Incredible.
00:25:05You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:12Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:15These bottles are reserved for Invitica's
00:25:19most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:22Splendid.
00:25:23They're expensive.
00:25:24But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:28Couldn't agree more.
00:25:30And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity,
00:25:34it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:37And as for you, you bastard,
00:25:41I demand an apology.
00:25:46Wait, Daddy.
00:25:48Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:50You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:54Insult Elvis again,
00:25:56and you'll regret it.
00:26:01Shut it.
00:26:02Biggest mistake of my life
00:26:03was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:09Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:12Let's just go, Elvis.
00:26:13They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:16Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:18We had a bet.
00:26:19You're not walking out of here
00:26:21until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:25And while you're at it,
00:26:27why don't you strip that dress down
00:26:29and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:31Fuck.
00:26:34Fuck.
00:26:35I'll do it,
00:26:36but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:47Wait, Nora.
00:26:48Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:51Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:53It's fine.
00:26:58Price calculating.
00:27:01One million?
00:27:02Price calculating.
00:27:03How is it still going up?
00:27:07Impossible.
00:27:08That's impossible.
00:27:10Impossible.
00:27:26Welcome to the Find Your Fiance AI matchmaking event,
00:27:31But our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:27:38Boss?
00:27:39Everything's ready to go.
00:27:40Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:45It doesn't matter.
00:27:46Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:50The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:51Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:27:54It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:57Excellent.
00:27:58Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:28:00As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:28:07wraps.
00:28:08If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:28:14Welcome.
00:28:15This is my last chance.
00:28:18Could it be me?
00:28:19Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:28:26Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:28Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:35This might work.
00:28:37And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:28:41How dare the AI match the world with a billionaire?
00:28:44I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:28:47Hey, babe.
00:28:49Gavin's the name.
00:28:50Money's the game.
00:28:5210 billion a year, to be exact.
00:28:54Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:28:56Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:59He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:29:01Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:03Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:07The COO would never find out who I really am.
00:29:12The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:15You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:20Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:29This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:32Interesting.
00:29:33Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:29:36The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:38Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:29:42Is this really the end?
00:29:47That janitor?
00:29:48He has Bianca's match.
00:29:50Fine, I'll take him.
00:29:51My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:54I'm getting married today.
00:29:56What's she gonna do?
00:30:02Just play along?
00:30:05What?
00:30:20What a surprise.
00:30:22Beautiful.
00:30:23And such a fighter.
00:30:25Interesting.
00:30:26Nora!
00:30:26The hell are you doing?
00:30:28Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:30:32What a joke!
00:30:33The poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:38Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:43My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:30:47Look at me, princess.
00:30:48I'm just a janitor.
00:30:50Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:30:53Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:58That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:31:05True love can be modeled.
00:31:07It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:31:10Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:13I'm not some line of code though.
00:31:15Is she doubting my data?
00:31:17I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:31:21Alright.
00:31:22Let's make a bet.
00:31:23A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:25If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:31:28And you'll get half.
00:31:30Everything I own.
00:31:34Of what?
00:31:35A mop and a bucket?
00:31:38Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:42Tell you what.
00:31:43If I fall for you, you get half a money.
00:31:46Deal.
00:31:48I like those odds.
00:31:52I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:31:55Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:32:05We're getting married.
00:32:08Victor!
00:32:13Let the games begin, Ms. Blythe.
00:32:22Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:32:25You really just gonna wash it off?
00:32:27I need to start looking my best.
00:32:29Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:32:31it'll grow into love.
00:32:33I'm winning this bet.
00:32:37Burying the janitor.
00:32:39You have made us the laughing stock belly.
00:32:42Nora, you took with that loser.
00:32:44The marriage is off.
00:32:45Looks too bad.
00:32:47We already signed the papers.
00:32:49I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:52Fine.
00:32:52But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
00:32:59You.
00:33:00Throw out our luggage.
00:33:02Please.
00:33:03No, wait, stop!
00:33:19Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:23Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:33:25Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:33:27Poverty stinks.
00:33:30And it's contagious.
00:33:33Oh my God!
00:33:34Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:33:37I know.
00:33:38He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:33:45Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:47Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:33:49Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:51Watch out!
00:34:14Is this the man I just married?
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Those eyes.
00:34:23Those muscles.
00:34:26Is this the man I just married?
00:34:29Whoa, he's...
00:34:30He's handsome.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:37Are you okay?
00:34:38Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:40I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:34:42Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:46He's just your contract husband.
00:34:49Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:51Fuck!
00:34:53The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:59What the fuck?!
00:35:01You literally just used me as a human shield!
00:35:03Matt!
00:35:03Get real, babe.
00:35:04This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:35:07I'm not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:10You're right.
00:35:11Brains beat looks.
00:35:13This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:35:16but his bank account is malnourished.
00:35:23Horses?
00:35:24Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:35:27My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:35:31He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:35:34Surpass me?
00:35:36Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:35:39Mr. S?
00:35:40That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:41Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:35:44Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:35:47It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:35:50You'll see how different we really are.
00:35:52A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:35:54It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:35:57Oh, how poetic.
00:35:58Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:36:01Still acting tough?
00:36:03Don't tell me.
00:36:04You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:36:09Bring out my car.
00:36:13This is where we go.
00:36:30What the hell is that thing?
00:36:32A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:36:36How perfect.
00:36:43Come on.
00:36:53I'm sorry about this.
00:36:54Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:56This is super cool.
00:36:57I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:25Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:37:29It's a nice place... for a janitor.
00:37:31Make yourself at home. It's only one bedroom. So you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch
00:37:37I feel bad making you sleep here every night. I couldn't do that. So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:37:45No, I didn't mean that it's just I
00:37:49Whatever makes you feel good. I don't know. I'm just gonna get some clothes out
00:37:56Peach flavored lube
00:38:05You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:38:22You really can't wait, can you?
00:38:25We're married now. We'll use it sooner or later, you know
00:38:32Sooner or later
00:38:44I'd say the sooner the better
00:38:48I need some water
00:38:49Yeah
00:38:54How cute they still win this round though. It's only a matter of time before you fall for me
00:39:07Damn it. He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe. Well, I'm not complaining
00:39:14Look at this muscle. He's too fine
00:39:21Oh, help it!
00:39:31No, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were there
00:39:35Oh my god
00:39:38She's perfect
00:39:42If you think ogling after me after torpedoing you with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:39:46you
00:39:46You're sorely mistaken
00:39:51I'm just gonna...
00:39:52I'm just gonna...
00:39:55Oh my, those arms are wider than my waist
00:40:00Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:40:03Now hold still
00:40:05And...
00:40:07Maybe...
00:40:08Ooh, let me enjoy my perks
00:40:09Sorry for getting you high
00:40:11I'm usually a lot better at fixing things
00:40:14No, no, no, never
00:40:15Fix your naps
00:40:16They're perfect
00:40:19The pipe
00:40:20I-I-I-I meant the pipe
00:40:22Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:24Um, I-I'm just gonna go back to my room
00:40:26It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so
00:40:30Freezing?
00:40:32Well, let me warm you up
00:40:37What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:42All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it
00:40:45Sure
00:40:45Okay?
00:40:46Yoga can keep you warm
00:40:48Can...
00:40:49Can you not stand so close?
00:40:52How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:40:54My form?
00:40:55What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:56I thought you were a janitor
00:40:57I guess I'm full surprised it
00:41:00I'm gonna spread your stance a bit
00:41:05Ready?
00:41:06Oh
00:41:09Ugh, this is punishment
00:41:10I touched his abs for three seconds
00:41:14And now his hands are grabbing my butt
00:41:16Good, now, uh, downward dog
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:19Deeper
00:41:22I can't
00:41:23Hold it, don't come up
00:41:25Please, it hurts
00:41:29Dammit, Nora
00:41:30Don't make that noise
00:41:31Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought
00:41:34What?
00:41:43Heart rate 140
00:41:45Respiratory rate 28%
00:41:49Skin conductivity 40%
00:41:53All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet
00:41:56No, no, it's the workout
00:41:59I'm gonna win the bet
00:42:01Just
00:42:01You
00:42:02Wait
00:42:05Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:07You mean to tell me
00:42:08That your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:42:12Fine
00:42:13It is because of you
00:42:18What?
00:42:23What about your little friend?
00:42:26Why is your little friend so...
00:42:29Hard?
00:42:31She's a menace
00:42:33I was trying to break her but
00:42:35I'm the one losing control
00:42:40Oh
00:42:41Just let him enter that for himself
00:42:45Just let him enter that for himself
00:42:47Oh!
00:42:49Hello there, buddy
00:42:51Who's the one losing control now?
00:42:58You want me more than I want you
00:43:00Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:43:03I'm gonna go shower
00:43:06Alone
00:43:07Alone
00:43:07No peekings
00:43:12I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:14We'll see about that
00:43:20Hey, so
00:43:21My dad's birthday party is next week
00:43:24And they're hosting a dinner
00:43:26You want your husband to attend?
00:43:28That's sweet
00:43:30Actually...
00:43:30It's just...
00:43:31It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest
00:43:34And Bianca and the others are gonna target you
00:43:36I just know it
00:43:37They're gonna make fun of your clothes
00:43:38Your gifts, your...
00:43:40Everything
00:43:42So I would embarrass you
00:43:44But no, no, it's just...
00:43:46I...
00:43:48I don't wanna make you go through that
00:43:51Those people...
00:43:52They only see dollar signs
00:43:55She's trying to protect me
00:43:57It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract
00:44:02Why are you being so nice to me?
00:44:04You don't even know me
00:44:06Because you're better than all of them
00:44:10You deserve to be treated like a queen
00:44:13No one has ever stood in my corner like this
00:44:16Whatever you'd say
00:44:20Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
00:44:24They won't appreciate it anyways
00:44:32Prepare the best gift you could find
00:44:35One the Hawthorne family can't refuse
00:44:36And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on
00:44:39In a million years
00:44:43This was a mistake, we shouldn't have come
00:44:45It's okay babe, we got this
00:45:00You ready?
00:45:04You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:45:08I knew you were shameless, Nora
00:45:10But God, this is a new low for you
00:45:12I'm shameless?
00:45:14At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
00:45:19After just one week of marriage
00:45:21I don't know what you're talking about
00:45:22Are you fucking cheating on me? On screen?
00:45:28Bianca!
00:45:32Surprise!
00:45:40You brought the janitor?
00:45:42Well daddy, since he's already here
00:45:44I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing
00:45:48Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:45:51Hey, knock it off
00:45:56Don't listen to them
00:45:59It's okay
00:46:02Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
00:46:06So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you
00:46:10Good man
00:46:16Excellent
00:46:18Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
00:46:21Alright, enough standing around
00:46:23Let's all go inside
00:46:24Come on sweetheart
00:46:28Let's just go
00:46:29I am not putting up with this
00:46:30Hey, come on, I didn't bring this gift for nothing
00:46:33Let's just see how it goes
00:46:35I don't know this
00:46:36Elvis
00:46:47Are you crazy?
00:46:49Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter?
00:46:51Just for disinfection purposes
00:46:53With all the germs janitors pick up
00:46:55You have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
00:46:59Open a window, would you?
00:47:01Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit
00:47:06Elvis may be a janitor
00:47:08But he's the cleanest one here
00:47:12Gavin's been passed around like a blunt
00:47:13Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:47:16If anyone needs disinfecting
00:47:17It's him
00:47:19Elvis is my husband
00:47:21And you will respect him
00:47:24You little
00:47:25Mom, do something!
00:47:28How dare you?
00:47:30Gavin's the COO of Invitica
00:47:32He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it
00:47:35That's the kind of person that deserves respect
00:47:42You are unbelievable, Nora
00:47:45It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed
00:47:49With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
00:47:52You should have stayed home
00:47:54Yep, how's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:47:59My Gavin?
00:48:01Brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands
00:48:04And those are just the cheap ones
00:48:09In 1945, Romani Conti
00:48:11In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc
00:48:14And in 1990, Henri Jaillet
00:48:17Richebourg Grand Cru
00:48:20Impressive
00:48:21These must be your most prized collections
00:48:23Well, well, well
00:48:24Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
00:48:29You're right though, those are top of the line bottles
00:48:37Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne
00:48:40They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing
00:48:45Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:48:49Splendid
00:48:54You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin
00:48:59Man, you went all out
00:49:01But the bottle I brought
00:49:03Puts yours to shame
00:49:07But the bottle I brought
00:49:09Puts yours to shame
00:49:11You've got a lot of nerve
00:49:13Thinking you can outdo Gavin
00:49:15Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap
00:49:24What's this?
00:49:26Homemade moonshine?
00:49:28There's no label
00:49:29Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:31Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins
00:49:34Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
00:49:36What are you trying to do? Poison our dad?
00:49:38No, no, please
00:49:40Shut up!
00:49:41This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life
00:49:45Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:49:51Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled
00:49:55Because it's highly exclusive
00:50:08Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner
00:50:12It's one of Invitica's newest inventions
00:50:14Scan any product and it tells you its exact value
00:50:18Doesn't even need a barcode
00:50:19This will prove that this janitor is bluffing
00:50:23Nora, how about this?
00:50:25If your wine's cheaper than ours
00:50:28You and your janitor boy toy
00:50:30Have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
00:50:34Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:50:37It's the thought that counts
00:50:44Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:50:47What? Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:50We'll take your bet
00:50:51But if our wine is the more expensive one
00:50:54What do we get in return?
00:50:56If your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:50:59Then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
00:51:04From the bottom of my heart
00:51:07Ugh, boring
00:51:08New rules
00:51:09If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:51:13That Nora's trash husband is better than mine
00:51:15And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him
00:51:18But if you lose
00:51:20You have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes
00:51:35Market price, 200 grand
00:51:42Mm-mm
00:51:51Market price, 500 grand
00:51:54Half a million?
00:51:56Oh my goodness
00:51:58Oh yes
00:52:07Market price, 1 million
00:52:13200,000? 500,000? A million?
00:52:16What are those bottles made of? Gold?
00:52:19Richard, you just don't get it
00:52:20With fine wine, it's the age
00:52:23And the terroir
00:52:24That separate the gems
00:52:26From the phonies
00:52:29Incredible, you could buy a whole house with this kind of money
00:52:32Bianca's new husband is quite impressive
00:52:35Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne
00:52:40These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients
00:52:46Splendid
00:52:47They're expensive
00:52:48But what really matters is status and exclusivity
00:52:52Couldn't agree more
00:52:54And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity
00:52:58It's us Hawthorns
00:53:01And as for you, you bastard
00:53:06I demand
00:53:07An apology
00:53:11Wait daddy, let's have a little fun first
00:53:14You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:53:18Insult Elvis again
00:53:20And you'll regret it
00:53:25Shut it
00:53:26Biggest mistake of my life
00:53:28Was having a worthless daughter like you
00:53:33Now
00:53:34Get out of my sight
00:53:36Let's just go else
00:53:37They don't deserve your gift
00:53:40Wait a second sore losers
00:53:42We had a bet
00:53:43You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes
00:53:49And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well
00:53:54Fun
00:53:58Fun
00:53:59I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis
00:54:11Wait, Nora
00:54:12Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet
00:54:16Elvis, you don't have to, it's fine
00:54:17Um
00:54:21Price calculator
00:54:25One million?
00:54:26Price calculator
00:54:27How is it still going up?
00:54:31Impossible
00:54:32That's impossible
00:54:51To find your fiancé
00:54:51Welcome to the find your fiancé A.I. matchmaking event
00:54:55Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates
00:55:01Boss?
00:55:03Everything's ready to go
00:55:04Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own A.I. matchmaking event?
00:55:09It doesn't matter, even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me
00:55:14The algorithm's never wrong
00:55:15Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite
00:55:18It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family
00:55:21Excellent
00:55:22Bianca's match will take us to the top
00:55:24As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed
00:55:29The moment this event wraps
00:55:32If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage
00:55:38Welcome
00:55:39This is my last chance
00:55:42Could it be me?
00:55:44If I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it
00:55:50Congratulations, Nora
00:55:52Invitica A.I. has matched you with Gavin Winters
00:55:56Invitica's chief operating officer
00:55:58Okay, this might work
00:56:01And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor
00:56:05How dare the A.I. match the world with a billionaire
00:56:07And I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor
00:56:11Hey, babe
00:56:13Gavin's the name
00:56:15Money's the game
00:56:16Ten billion a year, to be exact
00:56:18Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me
00:56:20Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO
00:56:23He could've seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit
00:56:25Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:56:27Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings
00:56:31Their COO would never find out who I really am
00:56:36The algorithm got it all wrong
00:56:39You deserve to be with someone in your league
00:56:42Not this discount Cinderella
00:56:45Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:56:54This outcome is unexpected, interesting
00:56:58Don't worry, poor little Cinderella
00:56:59The algorithm can't predict everything
00:57:03Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:57:06Is this really the end?
00:57:11That janitor?
00:57:12He has Bianca's match
00:57:14Fine, I'll take him
00:57:15My fate is mine to decide
00:57:18I'm getting married today
00:57:20What's she gonna do?
00:57:27Just play along
00:57:29What?
00:57:44What a surprise
00:57:46Beautiful
00:57:47And such a fighter
00:57:49Interesting
00:57:50Nora!
00:57:51The hell are you doing?
00:57:52Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:57:55What a joke!
00:57:57The poor janitor actually married into the Hongorn family?
00:58:02Do you think maybe
00:58:05You'd consider marrying me?
00:58:07My AI didn't account for her
00:58:09Which makes her the perfect test subject
00:58:11Look at me princess, I'm just a janitor
00:58:14Your dress costs more than my life savings
00:58:17Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:22No
00:58:23That perfect algorithm
00:58:24Is a scam
00:58:25It knows nothing
00:58:27About true love
00:58:29True love can be modeled
00:58:31Just requires a more complex set of code
00:58:34Okay, Mr. Janitor
00:58:37I'm not some line of code though
00:58:39Is she doubting my data?
00:58:41I love turning a doubter into a believer
00:58:45Alright
00:58:46Let's make a bet
00:58:47A one year marriage contract
00:58:49If I've fallen in love with you
00:58:51You win
00:58:52And
00:58:53You'll get half
00:58:54Everything I own
00:58:58Of what?
00:59:00A mop and a bucket?
00:59:02Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:59:06Tell you what
00:59:07If I fall for you
00:59:08You get half of mine
00:59:10Deal
00:59:12I like those odds
00:59:16I'll take this janitor's pride
00:59:18And his bet
00:59:19Anything's better than my dad's deals
00:59:29We're getting married
00:59:32Victor
00:59:37Let the games begin, Miss Blythe
00:59:46Boss, that makeup took you five hours
00:59:48You really just gonna wash it off?
00:59:52I need to start looking my best
00:59:53Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart
00:59:55It'll grow into love
00:59:58I'm winning this bet
00:59:59Ah!
01:00:01Marrying the janitor
01:00:03You have made us the laughing stock valley
01:00:06Nora
01:00:06You took with that loser
01:00:08The marriage is off
01:00:10Looks too bad
01:00:11We already signed the papers
01:00:13I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife
01:00:16Fine
01:00:17But when it all falls apart
01:00:19Don't come crawling back to us
01:00:21Begging for forgiveness
01:00:23You
01:00:24Throw out our luggage
01:00:26Please
01:00:27No, wait
01:00:32Stop!
01:00:36Ah!
01:00:37Ah!
01:00:43Now that you're a janitor's wife
01:00:45You should get used to sleeping on the streets
01:00:47Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
01:00:49Stay away from her, Bianca
01:00:53Poverty... stinks
01:00:54And it's contagious
01:00:56Ah! Ah!
01:00:57Oh, my God. Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:01:01I know. He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
01:01:09Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:11Isn't backing out now, is he?
01:01:13Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:15Watch out.
01:01:38Is this the man I just married?
01:01:41Wait.
01:01:43Those eyes.
01:01:46Those muscles.
01:01:49Is this the man I just married?
01:01:53Whoa, he's handsome.
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:01Are you okay? Why did you jump in the way?
01:02:04I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
01:02:06Is this what it's like to be cared for?
01:02:09No. Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:11He's just your contract husband.
01:02:13Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
01:02:17Fuck. The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:02:24What the fuck? You literally just used me as a human shield.
01:02:27Get real, babe. This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
01:02:31Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
01:02:35You're right. Brains beat looks.
01:02:37This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
01:02:47Horses?
01:02:48Horses?
01:02:49Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
01:02:51My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
01:02:55He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
01:02:58Surpass me?
01:03:00Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
01:03:03Mr. S?
01:03:04That's an ambitious goal.
01:03:05Oh, look. The janitor has opinions now.
01:03:08Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
01:03:11It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
01:03:14You'll see how different we really are.
01:03:16A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
01:03:18It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
01:03:21Oh, how poetic.
01:03:22Spoken like a true loser's wife.
01:03:25Still acting tough?
01:03:27Don't tell me.
01:03:28You two are actually planning to walk home.
01:03:33Bring out my car.
01:03:37This is where we go.
01:03:54What the hell is that thing?
01:03:56A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
01:04:00How perfect.
01:04:03Get out of here.
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:17I'm sorry about this.
01:04:19Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:20This is super cool.
01:04:22I've never been in a car like this before.
01:04:49Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
01:04:53It's a nice place for a janitor.
01:04:56Make yourself at home.
01:04:57There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
01:05:02I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
01:05:05I couldn't do that.
01:05:07So you'd rather we share the bed?
01:05:08Well, no, I didn't mean that.
01:05:11It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:16I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
01:05:21Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:29You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
01:05:33Just give it back.
01:05:36No, give it back.
01:05:37Hey, come on.
01:05:39Give it back.
01:05:42Oh, wow.
01:05:43It was chess.
01:05:45It feels amazing.
01:05:47You really can't wait, can you?
01:05:50We're married now.
01:05:51We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
01:05:56Sooner or later.
01:06:08I'd say the sooner the better.
01:06:12I need some water.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:18How cute.
01:06:20I still win this round, though.
01:06:22It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
01:06:32He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:06:35Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:38Look at this muscle.
01:06:40He's too fine.
01:06:45Oh, Elvis!
01:06:48Oh, Elvis!
01:06:53Oh, gosh.
01:06:57No, I'm so sorry.
01:06:59I didn't know you were there.
01:07:00Oh, my gosh.
01:07:02She's perfect.
01:07:04She's hot.
01:07:06If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you,
01:07:10you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:15You like to stop?
01:07:16I'm just kidding.
01:07:18Oh, my.
01:07:20Oh, my.
01:07:21Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:07:24Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:27Now hold still.
01:07:31And maybe...
01:07:32Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
01:07:34Sorry for getting you high.
01:07:36I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:07:38No, no, no.
01:07:39Fix your maps.
01:07:40They're perfect.
01:07:43The pipe.
01:07:44I meant the pipe.
01:07:46Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:48Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
01:07:51It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
01:07:54Freezing?
01:07:56Well, let me warm you up.
01:08:01What is he trying to do to me?
01:08:06All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
01:08:09Sure.
01:08:11Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:12Can you...
01:08:14Can you not stand so close?
01:08:16How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:08:18My form?
01:08:19What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:20I thought you were a janitor.
01:08:22I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:08:25I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
01:08:29Ready?
01:08:30Mm.
01:08:33Ugh, this is punishment.
01:08:35I touched his abs for three seconds.
01:08:38And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:08:40Good, now, uh, downward dog.
01:08:42Oh!
01:08:43Deeper.
01:08:46I can't.
01:08:48Hold it.
01:08:49Don't come up.
01:08:50Please.
01:08:51It hurts.
01:08:53Dammit, Nora.
01:08:55Don't make that noise.
01:08:56Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:08:58Oh, my...
01:08:59Oh!
01:09:07Heart rate, 140.
01:09:09Respiratory rate, 28%.
01:09:14Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:18All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:20No.
01:09:21No, it's the workout.
01:09:23I'm gonna win the bet.
01:09:25Just you.
01:09:26Wait.
01:09:29Why are your hands shaking?
01:09:31You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:37It is because of you.
01:09:42What?
01:09:48What about your little friend?
01:09:50Why is your little friend so...
01:09:53hard?
01:09:56She's a menace.
01:09:57I was trying to break her, but...
01:09:59I'm the one losing control.
01:10:05Let him answer that for himself.
01:10:09Let him answer that for himself.
01:10:11Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho.
01:10:13Oi there, buddy.
01:10:15Who's the one losing control now?
01:10:22You want me more than I want you.
01:10:25Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:27I'm gonna go shower.
01:10:30Alone.
01:10:32No peekings.
01:10:36I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:39We'll see about that.
01:10:45Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner, um...
01:10:51You want your husband to attend?
01:10:53That's sweet.
01:10:54Actually, it's just...
01:10:55It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:10:59And Bianca and the others are gonna target you, I just know it.
01:11:01They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your...
01:11:04Everything.
01:11:06So I would embarrass you.
01:11:08What?
01:11:08No, no, it's just...
01:11:10I...
01:11:12I don't want to make you go through that.
01:11:16Those people...
01:11:17They only see dollar signs.
01:11:20She's trying to protect me.
01:11:22It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the Lions then in our marriage contract.
01:11:26Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:28You don't even know me.
01:11:30Because you're better than all of them.
01:11:34You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:11:37No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:11:40Whatever you'd say.
01:11:44Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:11:48They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:11:57Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:11:59One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:12:01And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:12:07This was a mistake.
01:12:09We shouldn't have come.
01:12:09It's okay, babe.
01:12:10We got this.
01:12:24You ready?
01:12:28You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:32I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:12:34But God, this is a new low for you.
01:12:36I'm shameless.
01:12:39At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
01:12:43After just one week of marriage.
01:12:45I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:47Are you fucking kidding me?
01:12:49On screen?
01:12:52Bianca!
01:12:56Surprise.
01:12:57Hey.
01:13:04You brought the janitor?
01:13:06Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
01:13:12Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:13:15Hey, lock it off.
01:13:19Don't listen to them.
01:13:24It's okay.
01:13:26Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
01:13:30So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
01:13:39Good man.
01:13:41Excellent.
01:13:42Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:13:45All right.
01:13:46Enough standing around.
01:13:47Let's all go inside.
01:13:48Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:52Let's just go.
01:13:53I am not putting up with this.
01:13:55Hey, come on.
01:13:56I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:13:57Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:59I don't know this.
01:14:01Elvis.
01:14:12Are you crazy?
01:14:13Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:14:15Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:14:23Open a window, would you?
01:14:25Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:14:30Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:36Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:14:38Who knows how many STDs he has?
01:14:40If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:14:44Elvis is my husband.
01:14:46And you will respect him.
01:14:48You little...
01:14:49Mom!
01:14:50Do something!
01:14:52How dare you?
01:14:54Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:14:56He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:15:00That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:15:06You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:15:09It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:15:13With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:15:17You should have stayed home.
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:19How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:24My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:28And those are just the cheap ones.
01:15:33In 1945, Romani Conti.
01:15:36In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
01:15:39And in 1990, Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:44Impressive.
01:15:45These must be your most prized collections.
01:15:48Well, well, well.
01:15:49Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:15:53You are right, though.
01:15:55Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:16:02Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:16:05They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:16:09Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
01:16:13Splendid.
01:16:18You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:16:23Man, you went all out.
01:16:25But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
01:16:31What the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
01:16:35Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
01:16:37Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
01:16:40Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:48What's this?
01:16:50Homemade moonshine?
01:16:52There's no label.
01:16:54Who knows if it's even safe?
01:16:55Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:16:58Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:17:00What are you trying to do?
01:17:02Poison our dad?
01:17:02No, no, please.
01:17:04Shut up!
01:17:05This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:17:10Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:17:16Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
01:17:19Because it's highly exclusive.
01:17:32Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:17:36It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:17:39Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:17:42It doesn't even need a barcode.
01:17:44This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:17:47Nora, how about this?
01:17:50If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
01:17:56house.
01:17:58Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:18:01It's the thought that counts.
01:18:08Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:11What?
01:18:12Afraid you're gonna lose?
01:18:14I mean, we'll take your bet.
01:18:16But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
01:18:21If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
01:18:30my heart.
01:18:31Ugh, boring.
01:18:32New rules.
01:18:33If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:18:39And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:18:42But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:18:48Let's get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:19:19Half a million?
01:19:20Oh my goodness.
01:19:22Oh yes.
01:19:32Market price, one million.
01:19:37Two hundred thousand?
01:19:39Five hundred thousand?
01:19:39A million?
01:19:40What are those bottles made of?
01:19:42Gold?
01:19:43Richard, you just don't get it.
01:19:45With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir.
01:19:48Now separate the gems from the phonies.
01:19:53Incredible.
01:19:54You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
01:19:57Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
01:20:00Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:20:05These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
01:20:10Splendid.
01:20:11They're expensive.
01:20:13But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
01:20:17Couldn't agree more.
01:20:19And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorns.
01:20:26And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
01:20:35Wait, Daddy.
01:20:36Let's have a little fun first.
01:20:38You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:20:42No.
01:20:42Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
01:20:49Shut it.
01:20:50Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
01:20:57Now, get out of my sight.
01:21:00Let's just go, Elvis.
01:21:02They don't deserve your gift.
01:21:04Wait a second, sore losers.
01:21:06We had a bet.
01:21:08You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
01:21:13And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
01:21:22Fine.
01:21:23I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
01:21:35Wait, Nora.
01:21:36Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
01:21:40Elvis, you don't have to.
01:21:41It's fine.
01:21:46Price calculating.
01:21:49One million?
01:21:50Price calculating.
01:21:51How is it still going up?
01:21:55Impossible.
01:21:56That's impossible.