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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess" tells the story of Trixie, who is mistakenly labeled a gold-digging prostitute because of her ragged clothing. However, she is the only one capable of curing and winning the heart of Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most sought-after war hero.
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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess" tells the story of Trixie, who is mistakenly labeled a gold-digging prostitute because of her ragged clothing. However, she is the only one capable of curing and winning the heart of Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most sought-after war hero.
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00:01You
00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:06Please save my
00:08Rod of a sepulius
00:43Rejuvenate
00:52Praise she is the healer goddess
00:56No, please don't call me that
01:00I'm just glad I could help
01:05Here you go miss
01:07Thank you
01:10Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:14in need
01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:29Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
01:35Oh
01:36It's okay little guy
01:39I'll fix you right up
01:45Right rewrites the wrong
01:49We're juveniles
01:54See?
01:55Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
02:00Come on Cleo
02:01Let's go
02:17Please
02:17Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
02:21We have no idea what the illness is
02:23If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
02:26The Elisander Armstrong
02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
02:32He's so hot
02:34Does he come with the money?
02:36Yes
02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him
02:38Money, fame, power
02:40It's all yours
02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
02:49Yes
02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa
02:52Oh
02:53I have another call coming in
02:56Grandma
02:57I'm dying
02:58Save me Trixie
03:00Grandma?
03:02Grandma
03:03When are you getting married?
03:05I'm already a hundred years old
03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
03:09And Butch is still on deployment
03:11So
03:11That's why
03:13I
03:13Haven't been married yet
03:16Oh
03:16But why marry a vegetable
03:18When I can bang a younger stud like you?
03:22You're talking about my brother's life
03:24I don't have time
03:25For jokes
03:26No
03:36Please go feed your dog Miss
03:38Don't let it starve like you
03:39Don't let it starve like you
03:40Oh, kind stranger
03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
03:43Grant me a wish?
03:45That you can barely feed yourself
03:46The downfall of humanity
03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
03:50What?
03:53Jesus
03:54Giving me a migraine
03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
03:57Because we've been doing that
03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
04:01Okay
04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
04:06Can you do that?
04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
04:11Cleo
04:12Stay right here for a second
04:13Don't go too far Cleo
04:18Hold still
04:25What?
04:26My migraine's gone
04:28Okay, then let's go
04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
04:31Come on, come on
04:33Oh!
04:46How is he?
04:48What is the diagnosis?
04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
04:52I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
04:56You're supposed to be one of the best
04:58Don't worry, General
05:00I'm the angel herbalist
05:01And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
05:04I can detect what condition your son has
05:07With just one needle
05:25I have no clue what this is
05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
05:34That's why we saved the best for last
05:36Me, the witch doctor
05:38I'll save your son, Lysander
05:51He's not budging, there's no movement
05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
05:57I don't know what this is
06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
06:06If we can't save him
06:09There's only one person who can
06:11Who?
06:15The goddess of healing
06:19Wait a second
06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
06:23That's correct
06:23Her right rewrites the wrong
06:26And her left leaves the bereft
06:29That's her motto
06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
06:33We are nothing compared to her
06:35She is eccentric and elusive
06:39No one has ever seen her before
06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
06:47I will find her
06:49James, come put out a bounty
06:52To the entire world
06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer
06:56Will give her five million dollars
06:58There's no need
07:13I'll save your son
07:15Who the hell is she?
07:17Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
07:19She's gonna save your brother?
07:21Don't be ridiculous
07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
07:26Exactly!
07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
07:36I bet it has fleas
07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
07:50Don't touch him!
07:53They say don't judge a book by its cover
07:55But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
07:58So step aside
08:00I'll take it from here
08:01Could you hold this?
08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho!
08:04You're not gonna touch my son
08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country
08:09And a former general
08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
08:29Ew!
08:31Disgusting!
08:32Go back to being a prostitute
08:33Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
08:45Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot
08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
09:08You'd be blessed to have me
09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
09:13But since I'm not welcome here
09:16I'll leave
09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
09:20No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
09:24I can't lose him
09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
09:30Then that means he must be a good person
09:32My brother is a war hero
09:34Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
09:37Also, he's great with puppies
09:38He'd make a great husband
09:42Who says I want to marry him?
09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
09:53I mean, look at her
09:54Even if she cleaned herself up
09:56You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
10:04Continue wasting your time
10:06But I'm saving this patient
10:18Oh, okay!
10:21What's happening?
10:22What are we doing?
10:34What the hell are you doing?
10:36I knew she was a perv!
10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
10:45Are you insane?
10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son
10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
10:58Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
11:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
11:15This?
11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
11:25What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
11:45studied for years?
11:46We are all certified
11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
11:52She's right about everything
11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
12:04Endogenic cryomorphine
12:05Oh
12:05And of course none of you have heard of it
12:08Because I just discovered it
12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
12:14The chances are a billion to one
12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
12:23What a bunch of baloney
12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
12:30Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
12:56Oh, yeah
12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
13:09What is that supposed to mean?
13:10It means you're being schooled by me
13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
13:16Then let's have a bet
13:17If you can't heal him
13:20We'll break your hands
13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
13:40There's too many lives at stake
13:44Don't worry, I got this
13:49It's a deal
13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
13:53No one is dying on my watch
14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
14:39Don't listen to her
14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
14:46Firstly, this is called greatness
14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
14:57What? Did you just call me?
15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way
15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
15:16Oh, yeah?
15:17Yeah, you wanna see real pain?
15:18Where's the dog?
15:19Well, put down the dog!
15:21With pleasure
15:38Left leaves the wrong breath
15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
15:49She's been poisoned!
15:51It was her!
15:53Do you see any poison on me?
15:55Medicine in the right hands can save lives
15:58But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
16:01This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
16:06Of course
16:08I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
16:11If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
16:31Why is she skinning blood?
16:33This wasn't supposed to happen!
16:34I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
16:38This is what I call...
16:41Malpractice
16:43This isn't fatal, she'll live
16:45But she deserves a little punishment
16:47Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
16:50Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
16:55You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
16:59Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
17:09General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
17:13Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
17:18Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
17:28Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
17:59I wanna let live on this one
18:04If you don't know..
18:06Tak for yourself, let them know
18:09No, you?
18:25Let go!
18:27If you
18:33you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
18:37armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
18:45that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
18:49stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
18:56that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
19:06shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
19:12background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
19:17you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
19:39oh my
19:42healer goddess hear my plea
19:46please save my child
20:04rod of a sepulius
20:33raise she is the healer goddess
20:36No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
20:46Here you go, miss. Thank you
20:50Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
20:55in need
21:07You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
21:13run
21:17It's okay little guy I'll fix you right up
21:26Right rewrites the wrong
21:35See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
21:41Come on Cleo, let's go
21:58Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
22:02We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be
22:07Lysander Armstrong
22:08His military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot
22:15Does he come with the money? Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
22:21It's all yours
22:27Are we still moving forward miss Trixie? Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
22:33Oh, I have another call coming in
22:37Grandma, I'm dying
22:39Save me Trixie
22:41Grandma, when are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
22:50And butch is still on deployment. So that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh
22:57But why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
23:03You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
23:17Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
23:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
23:27The downfall of humanity that all starts with the loss of faith
23:31What?
23:32Oh
23:33Jesus
23:34Giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
23:39I'm telling you to have some faith in me
23:42Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
23:46Can you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
23:52Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
23:59Hold still
24:06Well, my migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you
24:12Come on. Come on
24:27Oh
24:28How is he?
24:28What is the diagnosis? Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry. I don't know what
24:34this is
24:35Aren't you the queen of medicine?
24:37You're supposed to be one of the best don't worry general. I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all
24:43healing methods of the east
24:45I can detect what condition your son has with just one
24:49needle
25:06I have no clue what this is
25:10Oh
25:10It looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
25:15That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
25:32He's not budging. There's no movement truly. I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't
25:39know what this is
25:41Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
25:43They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him
25:49There's only one person who can
25:52Who?
25:56The goddess of healing
25:59Wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
26:05Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
26:10That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her. She is
26:17eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before. If this legendary healer is the only one that can
26:24truly save my son
26:26I don't care if I go bankrupt. I will find her. James come
26:31Put out a voucher to the entire world. Whoever finds the goddess healer
26:37Will give them five million dollars. There's no need
26:53I'll save your son
26:56Who the hell is she dad? She says she can cure lysander. She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous
27:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
27:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich. Ew
27:14She even brought a filthy dog with her
27:17I bet it has fleas. That flea infested dirty thing is your companion
27:23Don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
27:30Don't touch him
27:33They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
27:39So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
27:44Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
27:47I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know a gold digging whore when I see
27:53one
27:54I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
28:00Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
28:04A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
28:10You know disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
28:15Get this std infested peasant out of here. Now. Let's go if you throw me out
28:20You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
28:26Sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
28:31Maybe we should give her a try
28:34You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
28:37All right, I'll give you a shot
28:40But I warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
28:46Is that any way to ask for help?
28:49You'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
28:54But since i'm not welcome here
28:57I'll leave
28:59Devin come find me when you have a different wish
29:01No, miss trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him
29:08Well, if he's a hero to you
29:11Then that means he must be a good person
29:13My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with
29:19puppies. He'd make a great husband
29:23Who says I want to marry him?
29:24As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
29:31Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean look at her
29:35Even if she cleaned herself up
29:37You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
29:41Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
29:45Continue wasting your time
29:47But i'm saving this patient
29:59Oh, okay
30:02What's happening?
30:03What are we doing?
30:15The hell are you doing?
30:17I knew she was a perv. She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
30:22Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?
30:26Are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son?
30:31He's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
30:37Endogenic cryomorphy
30:38Yeah, right. I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
30:42Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
30:45I even have the badge of universal medicine right here, and I've never heard of
30:51endo
30:52cryo
30:53What what?
31:03It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
31:06What so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius?
31:14Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
31:19I agree. I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
31:23What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years? We are all certified
31:28But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
31:32She's right about everything
31:36Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
31:41And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphy
31:46Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
31:51This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one
31:57A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery, but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
32:04What a bunch of baloney. I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
32:10Precisely you are just a scamming prostitute. You don't compare to meet us
32:16Who actually studied real medicine?
32:19I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school. Oh, so she went to the super circus
32:25instead
32:26And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
32:30Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge?
32:38If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
32:42I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
32:45Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean?
32:50It means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
32:57Then let's have a bet if you can't heal him
33:01We'll break your hands
33:04And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
33:10These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
33:14You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
33:17Miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them. There's too many lives at stake
33:25Don't worry. I got this
33:29It's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
33:41Lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
33:48Are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son i'll give
33:55you everything
34:04I'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
34:10I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
34:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
34:20Listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
34:27of her firstly
34:28This is called greatness
34:31Secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
34:38What did you just call me?
34:40Oh
34:42There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
34:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
34:51Now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
34:57Oh, yeah, yeah, you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
35:24You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
35:29She's been poisoned
35:32It was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save lives but in
35:39the wrong hands
35:40It becomes nothing but poison this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
35:45Do you have one of your antidotes on you of course?
35:49I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if I want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
36:12Why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen
36:15I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist. This is what I call
36:22malpractice
36:24This isn't fatal. She'll live but she deserves a little punishment. Well, where's the jacuzzi? I asked for jacuzzi is
36:31ready
36:31right this way
36:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
36:36You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
36:40Then stop getting in my way every second counts
36:44Let's go for a dip shall we
36:49General Armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
36:55Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
36:59Hold on you two are going in there
37:02Alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
37:09All right, but I warn you no funny business
37:24You
37:54You
38:14You
38:14You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general armstrong exactly what if she
38:20gets pregnant by him?
38:22She could blackmail you for millions
38:25That's what I would do if I was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock
38:30of the nation
38:31Held for ransom
38:33By a homeless woman
38:34You can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith. Where did you actually find this little life?
38:44On the streets
38:46Are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets? Are you nuts? You don't know her you don't
38:52know her background
38:53She could be a psychotic murder. That is it general you have to go in and stop this now. You're
38:58right. That's it
38:59I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James. Let's go. Yes, sir
39:06Oh my
39:23Healer goddess here my plea
39:28Please save my child
39:45Rod of a sepulis
40:04Rejuvenate
40:14Praise she is the healer goddess
40:17No, please
40:19Don't call me that
40:21I'm just glad I could help
40:26Here you go miss
40:28Thank you
40:31Why be way down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most in
40:35need
40:48You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
40:53run
40:56Oh
40:57Oh, it's okay little guy
41:00I'll fix you right up
41:06Right rewrites the wronged
41:15See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
41:21Come on Cleo, let's go
41:27Oh
41:39Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
41:43We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
41:48The elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
41:54He's so hot
41:55Does he come with the money?
41:57Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
41:59Money, fame, power
42:02It's all yours
42:08Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?
42:10Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
42:14Oh, I have another call coming in
42:17Grandma
42:18I'm dying
42:19I'm dying
42:20Save me Trixie
42:21Grandma
42:23Grandma
42:24When are you getting married?
42:26I'm already a hundred years old
42:28I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
42:31And Butch is still on deployment
42:32So that's why I haven't been married yet
42:37Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
42:44We're talking about my brother's life
42:46I don't have time for jokes
42:57Please go feed your dog miss
42:59Don't let it starve like you
43:01Oh kind stranger
43:03Let me repay you by granting you a wish
43:05Grant me a wish?
43:06As you can barely feed yourself
43:08The downfall of humanity
43:09It all starts with the loss of faith
43:12What?
43:14Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
43:16Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
43:20I'm telling you to have some faith in me
43:23Okay, uh
43:24I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
43:27Can you do that?
43:29I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
43:33Cleo, stay right here for a second
43:34Don't go too far Cleo
43:40Hold still
43:47What?
43:48My migraine's gone
43:49Okay, then let's go
43:50If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
43:53Come on, come on
44:08How is he?
44:09What is the diagnosis?
44:11Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
44:14I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
44:16Aren't you the queen of medicine?
44:17You're supposed to be one of the best
44:19Don't worry, general
44:21I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
44:26I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
44:47I have no clue what this is
44:50Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
44:56That's why we saved the best for last
44:58Me, the witch doctor
45:00I'll save your son Lysander
45:12He's not budging, there's no movement
45:14Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
45:18But I don't know what this is
45:21Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
45:24They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
45:27If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
45:33Who?
45:36The goddess of healing
45:40Wait a second
45:42You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
45:44That's correct
45:45Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
45:51That's her motto
45:51It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
45:54We are nothing compared to her
45:57She is eccentric and elusive
46:00No one has ever seen her before
46:02If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
46:06I don't care if I go bankrupt
46:09I will find her
46:10James, come
46:12Put out a voucher
46:13To the entire world
46:15Whoever finds the goddess healer
46:17Will give her five million dollars
46:19There's no need
46:34I'll save your son
46:37Who the hell is she?
46:38Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
46:40She's gonna save your brother?
46:42Don't be ridiculous
46:43How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
46:47Exactly
46:48God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
46:51She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
46:54Ew!
46:56She even brought a filthy dog with her
46:58I bet it has fleas
47:00That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
47:03Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
47:11Don't touch him
47:14They say don't judge a book by its cover
47:16But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
47:19So step aside
47:21I'll take it from here
47:23Could you hold this?
47:24Ho ho ho ho
47:25You're not gonna touch my son
47:28I'm the richest tycoon in this country
47:30And a former general
47:31I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
47:34I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
47:38Wasn't paying enough cash
47:40Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
47:44A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
47:51Ew!
47:52Disgusting
47:53Go back to being a prostitute
47:55Security!
47:56Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
47:59Let's go
48:00If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
48:06Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
48:12Maybe we should give her a try
48:14You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
48:18All right, I'll give you a shot
48:20But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
48:26Is that any way to ask for help?
48:29You'd be blessed to have me
48:31And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
48:35But since I'm not welcome here
48:37I'll leave
48:39Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
48:42No, Miss Trixie
48:44My brother is a hero to me
48:45I can't lose him
48:48Well, if he's a hero to you
48:51Then that means he must be a good person
48:54My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
48:58Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
49:03Who says I want to marry him?
49:05As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
49:12Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
49:14I mean, look at her
49:16Even if she cleaned herself up
49:18You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
49:21Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
49:26Continue wasting your time
49:27But I'm saving this patient
49:39Oh, okay
49:42What's happening?
49:44What are we doing?
49:55What the hell are you doing?
49:58I knew she was a perv
50:00She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
50:02Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
50:06Are you insane?
50:07Security, smash her face in for licking my son
50:11He's born with congenital heart disease
50:13Has a peanut allergy
50:15And the condition he has is called
50:17Endogenic cryomorphy
50:19Yeah, right
50:20I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
50:23Oh, okay
50:23I've studied every disease known to man, right?
50:26I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
50:30And I've never heard of endo cryo
50:34What?
50:37Chris?
50:44It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
50:46What?
50:48So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
50:53The rod of a sepulius?
50:55Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
51:00I agree
51:00I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
51:03What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
51:07We are all certified
51:09But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
51:13She's right about everything
51:16Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
51:20One of them is bound to be right
51:21And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
51:25Endogenic cryomorphie
51:26Oh
51:27And of course none of you have heard of it
51:29Because I just discovered it
51:31This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
51:35The chances are a billion to one
51:37A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
51:40But lucky for you all
51:42You've hit the jackpot by finding me
51:45What a bunch of baloney
51:46I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
51:51Precisely
51:52You are just a scamming prostitute
51:54You don't compare to meet us
51:57Who actually studied real medicine
52:00I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
52:03Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
52:07And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
52:11Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
52:15Is that supposed to be a challenge?
52:19If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
52:23I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
52:25Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
52:29What is that supposed to mean?
52:31It means you're being schooled by me
52:33And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
52:37Then let's have a bet
52:39If you can't heal him
52:42We'll break your hands
52:45And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
52:51These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
52:55You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
52:59Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
53:02There's too many lives at stake
53:05Don't worry, I got this
53:10It's a deal
53:12I'll save Lysander Armstrong
53:14No one is dying on my watch
53:22Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
53:29Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
53:32Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
53:45I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
53:48I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
53:51I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
53:55Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
53:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
54:00Don't listen to her
54:02She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
54:08Firstly, this is called greatness
54:11Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
54:19What did you just call me?
54:23There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
54:27Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
54:32Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
54:35You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
54:37Oh, yeah?
54:38Yeah, you want to see real pain?
54:40Where's the dog?
54:41Well, put down the dog!
54:42All with pleasure
54:59Left leaves the wrong breath
55:05You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
55:10She's been poisoned
55:13It was her
55:14Do you see any poison on me?
55:16Medicine in the right hands can save lives
55:19But in the wrong hands
55:21It becomes nothing but poison
55:23This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
55:26Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
55:28Of course
55:30I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
55:33If I want to save someone
55:34Even the grim reaper can't stop me
55:52Why is she spitting blood?
55:54This wasn't supposed to happen
55:55I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
55:59Angel herbalist
56:00This is what I call malpractice
56:04This isn't fatal, she'll live
56:07But she deserves a little punishment
56:08Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
56:11Jacuzzi is ready?
56:12Right this way
56:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
56:15What the hell is going on?
56:16You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
56:20Then stop getting in my way
56:22Every second counts
56:25Let's go for our dip, shall we?
56:30General Armstrong
56:31Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
56:35Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
56:39Hold on
56:40You two are going in there alone?
56:43If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
56:46Then sure, invite everyone in
56:50All right
56:51But I warn you
56:52No funny business
57:01W PietME
57:02I'm going in the city
57:03I'm not sure
57:05I'm being smart
57:06One more time
57:13I don't know.
58:11I don't know.
58:14I'm a homeless woman.
58:15Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
58:18We have to have faith.
58:20Where did you actually find this little life?
58:23Uh, on the streets.
58:26Are you shitting me?
58:28You found this bum on the streets?
58:30Are you nuts?
58:31You don't know her.
58:32You don't know her background.
58:34She could be a psychotic murderer.
58:36That is it, General.
58:37You have to go in and stop this now.
58:38You're right.
58:39That's it.
58:40I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
58:42James, let's go.
58:43Yes, sir.
58:47Oh, my...
58:48Oh, my God.
58:48Oh, my God.
58:49Oh, my God.
58:51Oh, my God.
58:53Oh, my God.
58:53Oh, my God.
58:53Oh, my God.
58:53Oh, my God.
58:53Oh, my God.
58:54Oh, my God.
58:55Oh, my God.
58:57Oh, my God.
58:59Oh, my God.