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When Bianca steals Nora’s perfect AI match, Nora is left with no choice but to marry a janitor, becoming a source of ridicule. Unbeknownst to her, he’s the wealthy creator of the matchmaking system, secretly using their marriage to see if her feelings are real.
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When Bianca steals Nora’s perfect AI match, Nora is left with no choice but to marry a janitor, becoming a source of ridicule. Unbeknownst to her, he’s the wealthy creator of the matchmaking system, secretly using their marriage to see if her feelings are real.
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00:00:02Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI Matchmaking Event.
00:00:07Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:13Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:20It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:26The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:30It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:32Excellent.
00:00:34Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:36As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:43wraps.
00:00:44If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:49Welcome.
00:00:50This is my last chance.
00:00:54Could it be me?
00:00:55Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:02Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:04Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:10Okay, this might work.
00:01:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:16How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:23Hey, babe.
00:01:25Gavin's the name.
00:01:26Money's the game.
00:01:27Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:30Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:42Because their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:48The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:51You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:56Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:05This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:08Interesting.
00:02:09Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:11The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:14Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:18Is this really the end?
00:02:22That janitor?
00:02:24He has Bianca's match.
00:02:26Fine.
00:02:26I'll take him.
00:02:27My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:29I'm getting married today.
00:02:32What's she gonna do?
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:35What's she gonna do?
00:02:38Just play along.
00:02:40What?
00:02:56What a surprise.
00:02:58Beautiful.
00:02:59And such a fighter.
00:03:01Interesting.
00:03:02Nora!
00:03:02The hell are you doing?
00:03:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:07What a joke!
00:03:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:14Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:18My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:23Look at me, princess.
00:03:24I'm just a janitor.
00:03:26Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:34That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:40True love can be modeled.
00:03:42It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:46Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:48I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:51Is she doubting my data?
00:03:53I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:56All right, let's make a bet.
00:03:59A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:01If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:04And you'll get half.
00:04:06Everything I own.
00:04:10Of what?
00:04:11A mop and a bucket?
00:04:14Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:17Tell you what.
00:04:18If I fall for you, you get half in life.
00:04:22Deal.
00:04:23I like those odds.
00:04:28I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:31Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:40We're getting married.
00:04:44Victor!
00:04:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:01You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:03I need to start looking my best.
00:05:05Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:05:07it'll grow into love.
00:05:09I'm winning this bet.
00:05:13Marrying the janitor.
00:05:14You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:18Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:21Looks too bad.
00:05:22We already signed the papers.
00:05:25I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:28Fine.
00:05:29But when it all falls apart,
00:05:31don't come crawling back to us,
00:05:33begging for forgiveness.
00:05:34You.
00:05:35Throw out our luggage.
00:05:38Please.
00:05:39No, wait.
00:05:39Stop.
00:05:43Stop.
00:05:54Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:05:56you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:05:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:01Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:03Poverty stinks.
00:06:06And it's contagious.
00:06:08Oh, my God.
00:06:10Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:21Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:24Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:26Watch out.
00:06:50Is this the man I just married?
00:06:53Wait.
00:06:55Those eyes.
00:06:58Those muscles.
00:07:01Is this the man I just married?
00:07:05Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:11Hey.
00:07:13Are you okay?
00:07:14Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:20No.
00:07:21Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:22He's just your contract husband.
00:07:24Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:28Fuck.
00:07:29The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:35What the fuck?
00:07:36You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:38Get real, babe.
00:07:40This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:43Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:46You're right.
00:07:47Brains beat looks.
00:07:49This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:51but his bank account is malnourished.
00:07:59Horses?
00:08:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:06He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:09Surpass me?
00:08:12Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:14Mr. S?
00:08:16That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:17Oh, look.
00:08:18The janitor has opinions now.
00:08:20Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:23It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:25You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:28A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:32Oh, how poetic.
00:08:34Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:37Still acting tough?
00:08:39Don't tell me.
00:08:40You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:45Bring out my car.
00:09:06What the hell is that thing?
00:09:08A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:12How perfect.
00:09:14Get out of here.
00:09:20Come on.
00:09:28I'm sorry about this.
00:09:30Hey, Don, apologize.
00:09:32This is super cool.
00:09:33I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:04It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:07Make yourself at home.
00:10:09There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:13I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:17I couldn't do that.
00:10:18So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:21No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:22It's just, I...
00:10:25Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:30I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:32Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:40You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:45Just give it back.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48Give it back.
00:10:49Hey, come on.
00:10:50Give it back.
00:10:53Wow.
00:10:55This chest.
00:10:56It feels amazing.
00:10:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:01We're married now.
00:11:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:08Sooner or later.
00:11:20I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:24I need some water.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:30How cute.
00:11:31They still win this round, though.
00:11:33Well, it's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:50Look at this muscle.
00:11:52He's too fine.
00:11:57Oh, help it!
00:11:59Oh, shit!
00:12:00Oh, shit!
00:12:06Oh, my gosh.
00:12:08Nora, I'm so sorry.
00:12:10I didn't know you were there.
00:12:11Oh, my gosh.
00:12:14She's perfect.
00:12:18If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:12:21you,
00:12:22you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:26Look at this.
00:12:27I'm just gonna...
00:12:31Oh, my.
00:12:32Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:36Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:39Now, hold still.
00:12:41And maybe...
00:12:43Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:46Sorry for getting you...
00:12:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:50No, no, no, never.
00:12:51Fix your apps.
00:12:52They're perfect.
00:12:54The pipe.
00:12:56I-I-I-I meant the pipe.
00:12:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:13:02It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:13:06Freezing?
00:13:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:18All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:22Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:24Can you...
00:13:25Can you not stand so close?
00:13:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:29My form?
00:13:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:32I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:33I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:36I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:13:40Ready?
00:13:41Mmm.
00:13:45Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:47I touched his apps for three seconds.
00:13:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:52Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Deeper.
00:13:57I can't.
00:13:59Hold it.
00:14:00Don't come up.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:03It hurts.
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:05Damn it, Nora.
00:14:06Don't make that noise.
00:14:07Please.
00:14:08Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:10What?
00:14:19Heart rate 140.
00:14:21Respiratory rate 28%.
00:14:25Skin conductivity 40%.
00:14:29All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:32No.
00:14:33No, it's the workout.
00:14:35I'm gonna win the bet.
00:14:37Just you.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:41Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:43You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:48Fine.
00:14:49It is because of you.
00:14:53What?
00:14:59What about your little friend?
00:15:02Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:07She's a menace.
00:15:09I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:16Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:21Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:23Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:34You want me more than I want you.
00:15:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:38I'm gonna go shower.
00:15:42Alone.
00:15:43No peekings.
00:15:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:50We'll see about that.
00:15:55Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:02You want your husband to attend?
00:16:04That's sweet.
00:16:05Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:10And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:16:12I just know it.
00:16:13They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:18So I would embarrass you.
00:16:20No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:27Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:31She's trying to protect me.
00:16:33It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:40You don't even know me.
00:16:42Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:52Whatever you'd say.
00:16:56Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:16:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:08Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:13And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:19This was a mistake.
00:17:20We shouldn't have come.
00:17:21It's okay, babe.
00:17:22We got this.
00:17:36You ready?
00:17:40You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:44I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:46But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:48I'm shameless.
00:17:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:55After just one week of marriage.
00:17:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:59Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:00On screen?
00:18:16You brought the janitor?
00:18:18Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:27Hey, lock it off.
00:18:32Don't listen to them.
00:18:35It's okay.
00:18:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:42So I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:51Good man.
00:18:52Excellent.
00:18:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:57Enough standing around.
00:18:59Let's all go inside.
00:19:00Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:03Let's just go.
00:19:05I am not putting up with this.
00:19:06Hey, come on.
00:19:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:09Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:11I don't know this.
00:19:12Elvis.
00:19:23Are you crazy?
00:19:25Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:27Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:29With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:35Open a window, would you?
00:19:36Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:42Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:48Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:50Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:51If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:55Elvis is my husband.
00:19:57And you will respect him.
00:20:00You little...
00:20:01Mom!
00:20:02Do something!
00:20:04How dare you?
00:20:05Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:11That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:18You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:21It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:28You should have stayed home.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:35My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:40And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:45A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jayer, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:56Impressive.
00:20:57These must be your most prized collections.
00:20:59Well, well, well.
00:21:00Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:05You're right, though.
00:21:06Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:13Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:16They don't call Henry Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:21Why don't we go and open this bad boy hot show?
00:21:24Splendid.
00:21:30You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:34Man, you went all out.
00:21:37But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:43But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:47Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:49Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:51Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:00What's this?
00:22:02Homemade moonshine?
00:22:04There's no label.
00:22:05Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:12What are you trying to do?
00:22:13Poison our dad?
00:22:14No, no, please.
00:22:16Shut up!
00:22:17This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:28Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:22:31Because it's highly exclusive.
00:22:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:50Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:54It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:22:59Nora, how about this?
00:23:01If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:04you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:13It's the thought that counts.
00:23:20Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:26We'll take your bet.
00:23:27But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:23:30what do we get in return?
00:23:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:35then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:43Ugh, boring.
00:23:44New rules.
00:23:45If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:48that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:51And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:54But if you lose,
00:23:56you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:11Market price, $200,000.
00:24:26Market price, $500,000.
00:24:29Hmm.
00:24:31Half a million?
00:24:32Oh my goodness.
00:24:34Oh yes.
00:24:43Market price, $200,000?
00:24:50$500,000?
00:24:51A million?
00:24:52What are those bottles made of?
00:24:54Gold?
00:24:54Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:57With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir
00:25:00that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:05Incredible.
00:25:05You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:12Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:15These bottles are reserved for Invitica's
00:25:19most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:22Splendid.
00:25:23They're expensive.
00:25:24But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:28Couldn't agree more.
00:25:30And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity,
00:25:34it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:37And as for you, you bastard,
00:25:41I demand an apology.
00:25:46Wait, Daddy.
00:25:48Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:50You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:54Insult Elvis again,
00:25:56and you'll regret it.
00:26:01Shut it.
00:26:02Biggest mistake of my life
00:26:03was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:09Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:12Let's just go, Elvis.
00:26:13They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:16Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:18We had a bet.
00:26:19You're not walking out of here
00:26:21until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:25And while you're at it,
00:26:27why don't you strip that dress down
00:26:29and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:31Fuck.
00:26:34Fuck.
00:26:35I'll do it,
00:26:36but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:47Wait, Nora.
00:26:48Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:51Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:53It's fine.
00:26:58Price calculating.
00:27:01One million?
00:27:02Price calculating.
00:27:03How is it still going up?
00:27:07Impossible.
00:27:08That's impossible.
00:27:10No.
00:27:26Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:31Our super algorithm
00:27:33will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:27:35with their destined soulmates.
00:27:37Boss?
00:27:39Everything's ready to go.
00:27:40Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:27:43at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:45It doesn't matter.
00:27:46Even as a janitor,
00:27:47my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:50The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:51Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:27:54It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:57Excellent.
00:27:58Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:28:00As for Nora,
00:28:01if her match isn't powerful enough,
00:28:03she's off to that old man's bed
00:28:05the moment this event wraps.
00:28:08If my match today is powerful enough,
00:28:10maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:28:13Welcome.
00:28:15This is my last chance.
00:28:18Could it be me?
00:28:19If I could marry one of them,
00:28:21either one would be worth it.
00:28:26Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:28Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters,
00:28:32Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:34Okay, this might work.
00:28:37And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce,
00:28:40a janitor.
00:28:41How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire
00:28:43and I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor?
00:28:47Hey, babe.
00:28:49Gavin's the name.
00:28:50Money's the game.
00:28:5210 billion a year, to be exact.
00:28:54Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:28:56Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:59He could have seen you at last year's global exec summit.
00:29:01Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:03Invitica's just one of many companies I have
00:29:05under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:07Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:29:12The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:15You deserve to be with someone in your league,
00:29:18not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:20Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:29:29This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:32Interesting.
00:29:33Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:29:36The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:29:38Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:29:42Is this really the end?
00:29:47That janitor?
00:29:48He is Bianca's match.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:51I'll take him.
00:29:51My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:54I'm getting married today.
00:29:56What's she gonna do?
00:30:02Just play along?
00:30:05What?
00:30:06What?
00:30:20What a surprise.
00:30:22Beautiful.
00:30:23And such a fighter.
00:30:25Interesting.
00:30:26Nora!
00:30:26The hell are you doing?
00:30:28Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:30:31What a joke!
00:30:33A poor janitor actually married into the Hongorn family?
00:30:38Do you think maybe...
00:30:40You'd consider marrying me?
00:30:42My AI didn't account for her.
00:30:45Which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:30:47Look at me, princess.
00:30:48I'm just a janitor.
00:30:50Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:30:53Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire
00:30:55for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:58That perfect algorithm is a scam.
00:31:01It knows nothing about true love.
00:31:05True love can be modeled.
00:31:07It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:31:10Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:13I'm not some line of code, though.
00:31:15Is she doubting my data?
00:31:17I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:31:21Alright.
00:31:22Let's make a bet.
00:31:23A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:25Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:31:27You win.
00:31:28And you'll get half.
00:31:30Everything I own.
00:31:34A what?
00:31:35A mop and a bucket?
00:31:38Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:42Tell you what.
00:31:43If I fall for you, you get half a money.
00:31:46Deal.
00:31:48I like those odds.
00:31:52I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:31:55Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:32:05We're getting married.
00:32:06No!
00:32:08Victor!
00:32:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:10Oh, God.
00:32:11Victor!
00:32:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:13Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:32:22Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:32:25Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:32:27I need to start looking my best.
00:32:29Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:32:33I'm winning this bet.
00:32:37Bearing the janitor.
00:32:38You have made us the laughingstock valley.
00:32:42Nora, you talk about loser.
00:32:44The marriage is off.
00:32:45Looks too bad.
00:32:47We already signed the papers.
00:32:49I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:52Fine.
00:32:53But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness.
00:32:59You.
00:33:00Throw out our luggage.
00:33:02Please.
00:33:03No, wait.
00:33:03Stop.
00:33:07Stop.
00:33:19Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:23Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:33:25Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:33:28Poverty stinks.
00:33:30And it's contagious.
00:33:33Oh my god.
00:33:34Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:33:37I know.
00:33:38He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:33:45Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:47Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:33:49Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:51Watch out.
00:34:14Is this the man I just married?
00:34:16Wait.
00:34:19Those eyes.
00:34:22Those muscles.
00:34:25Is this the man I just married?
00:34:29Whoa, he's handsome.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:37Are you okay?
00:34:38Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:40I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:34:42Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:46He's just your contract husband.
00:34:49Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:52Fuck.
00:34:53The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:59What the fuck?
00:35:01You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:35:03Get real, babe.
00:35:04This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:35:07Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:10You're right.
00:35:11Brains beat looks.
00:35:13This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:35:16but his bank account is malnourished.
00:35:23Horses?
00:35:24Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:35:27My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:35:30He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:35:34Surpass me?
00:35:36Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:35:39Mr. S?
00:35:40That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:41Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:35:44Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:35:47It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:35:50You'll see how different we really are.
00:35:52A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:35:54It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:35:56Oh, how poetic.
00:35:58Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:36:01Still acting tough?
00:36:03Don't tell me.
00:36:04You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:36:09Bring out my car.
00:36:30What the hell is that thing?
00:36:32A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:36:36Oh, how perfect.
00:36:39Get out of here.
00:36:44Come on.
00:36:53I'm sorry about this.
00:36:54Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:56This is super cool.
00:36:57I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:26I've never been in a car like this before.
00:37:27It's not a coffin.
00:37:29It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:37:31Make yourself at home.
00:37:33There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:37:38I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:37:41I couldn't do that.
00:37:43So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:37:45No, I didn't mean that.
00:37:47It's just, I, whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:51I don't know.
00:37:52I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:37:56Peach flavored lube?
00:38:05You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:38:09Just give it back.
00:38:11No, give it back.
00:38:13Hey, come on.
00:38:14Give me.
00:38:18Wow.
00:38:19His chest.
00:38:21It feels amazing.
00:38:22You really can't wait, can you?
00:38:25We're married now.
00:38:26We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:38:32Sooner or later.
00:38:44I'd say the sooner the better.
00:38:48I need some water.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:54How cute.
00:38:55I still win this round, though.
00:38:57It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:39:07Damn.
00:39:08He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:39:11Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:14Look at this muscle.
00:39:16He's too fine.
00:39:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:34I didn't know you were there.
00:39:35Oh, my God.
00:39:36Oh, my God.
00:39:38She's perfect.
00:39:42If you think ogling after me after torpedoing you with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:39:46you,
00:39:46you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:51I'm just going to...
00:39:55Oh, my.
00:39:57Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:40:00Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:40:03Now, hold still.
00:40:05And maybe...
00:40:07Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
00:40:10Sorry for getting you high.
00:40:11I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:40:14No, no, no, never.
00:40:15Fix your maps.
00:40:16They're perfect.
00:40:19The pipe.
00:40:21I meant the pipe.
00:40:22Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:24Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
00:40:26It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:40:30Freezing?
00:40:32Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:37What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:42All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:40:45Sure.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:48Can you...
00:40:49Can you not stand so close?
00:40:52How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:40:54My form?
00:40:55What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:56I thought you were a janitor.
00:40:57I guess some fools surprise it.
00:41:00I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
00:41:04Ready?
00:41:09This is punishment.
00:41:11I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:41:14And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:41:16Good.
00:41:16Now, uh, downward dog.
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:19Deeper.
00:41:21I can't.
00:41:24Hold it.
00:41:25Don't come up.
00:41:26Please.
00:41:27It hurts.
00:41:29Dammit, Nora.
00:41:30Don't make that noise.
00:41:32Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:41:43Heart rate 140.
00:41:45Respiratory rate 28%.
00:41:50Skin conductivity 40%.
00:41:53All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:56No, no, it's the workout.
00:41:59I'm going to win the bet.
00:42:01Just you.
00:42:02Wait.
00:42:05Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:07You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:42:12Fine.
00:42:13It is because of you.
00:42:18What?
00:42:24What about your little friend?
00:42:26Why is your little friend so hard?
00:42:31She's a menace.
00:42:33I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:42:40Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:45Let him answer that for himself.
00:42:47Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:42:51Who's the one losing control now?
00:42:58You want me more than I want you.
00:43:00Did the perfect algorithm you predict that?
00:43:02I'm going to go shower.
00:43:06Alone.
00:43:07No peekings.
00:43:12I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:15We'll see about that.
00:43:20Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week, and they're hosting a dinner.
00:43:26You want your husband to attend?
00:43:28That's sweet.
00:43:29Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest, and Bianca and the others are going
00:43:36to target you.
00:43:36I just know it.
00:43:37They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:43:42So I would embarrass you.
00:43:44But no, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:43:51Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:43:55She's trying to protect me.
00:43:58It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:44:02Why are you being so nice to me?
00:44:04You don't even know me.
00:44:06Because you're better than all of them.
00:44:10You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:44:13No one has ever stood in my corner like this, whatever you'd say.
00:44:20Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:24They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:44:32Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:44:35One the Hawthorne family can't refuse,
00:44:37and something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:44:43This was a mistake.
00:44:44We shouldn't have come.
00:44:45It's okay, babe.
00:44:46We got this.
00:45:00You ready?
00:45:04You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:45:08I knew you were shameless, Nora, but God, this is a new low for you.
00:45:12I'm shameless.
00:45:14At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:45:19After just one week of marriage.
00:45:21I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:23Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:45:25On screen?
00:45:28Bianca!
00:45:32Surprise!
00:45:40You brought the janitor?
00:45:42Well, Daddy, since he's already here,
00:45:44I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:45:48Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:45:51Hey, knock it off.
00:45:56Don't listen to them.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:46:02Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:46:06So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:46:15Good man.
00:46:16Excellent.
00:46:18Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:46:21All right.
00:46:22Enough standing around.
00:46:23Let's all go inside.
00:46:24Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:28Let's just go.
00:46:29I am not putting up with this.
00:46:31Hey, come on.
00:46:31I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:46:33Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:35I don't know this.
00:46:36I don't know this, Elvis.
00:46:47Are you crazy?
00:46:49Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:46:51Just for disinfection purposes,
00:46:54with all the germs janitors pick up,
00:46:56you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:46:59Open a window, would you?
00:47:01Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:47:06Elvis may be a janitor,
00:47:08but he's the cleanest one here.
00:47:12Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:47:14Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:47:16If anyone needs disinfecting,
00:47:17it's him.
00:47:19Elvis is my husband,
00:47:22and you will respect him.
00:47:24You little...
00:47:25Mom!
00:47:26Do something!
00:47:28How dare you?
00:47:30Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:47:32He keeps that whole company running
00:47:34and makes millions doing it.
00:47:36That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:47:42You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:47:45It's your father's birthday,
00:47:46and you show up here empty-handed?
00:47:49With some guy that looks like
00:47:50he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:47:52You should have stayed home.
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55How's your dumpster diver
00:47:56going to scrounge up the cash
00:47:58for a gift for Dad?
00:47:59My Gavin brought bottles of wine
00:48:02worth hundreds of thousands.
00:48:04And those are just the cheap ones.
00:48:09A 1945 Romani Conti,
00:48:12a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc,
00:48:14and in 1990 Henri Jaya
00:48:17reached for a Grand Cru.
00:48:20Impressive.
00:48:21These must be your most prized collections.
00:48:23Well, well, well.
00:48:25Looks like our resident janitor
00:48:27knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:48:29You're right, though.
00:48:30Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:37Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:40They don't call Henry Jaya
00:48:42the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:48:45Why don't we go and open
00:48:46this bad boy up, Shel?
00:48:49Splendid.
00:48:54You're what every son-in-law
00:48:56should be, Gavin.
00:48:59Man, you went all out.
00:49:01But the bottle I brought
00:49:03puts yours to shame.
00:49:07But the bottle I brought
00:49:09puts yours to shame.
00:49:11You've got a lot of nerve
00:49:13thinking you can outdo Gavin.
00:49:15Let's see what kind of garbage
00:49:17you pull out of the trash heap.
00:49:24What's this?
00:49:26Homemade moonshine?
00:49:28There's no label.
00:49:30Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:31Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:49:34Legit looks like you snatched it
00:49:35off some hobo.
00:49:36What are you trying to do?
00:49:37Poison our dad?
00:49:38No.
00:49:39No, please.
00:49:40Shut up!
00:49:40This is the most appalling gift
00:49:43I've ever received in my life.
00:49:45Now, take your
00:49:47street rat boyfriend
00:49:49and leave!
00:49:52Did it not occur to you
00:49:53that my bottle is unlabeled
00:49:55because it's highly exclusive?
00:50:08Luckily, I have this
00:50:10AI-powered scanner.
00:50:12It's one of Invitica's
00:50:13newest inventions.
00:50:14Scan any product
00:50:16and it tells you
00:50:17its exact value.
00:50:18It doesn't even need
00:50:19a barcode.
00:50:20This will prove
00:50:21that this janitor
00:50:22is bluffing.
00:50:23Nora!
00:50:24How about this?
00:50:25If your wine's
00:50:26cheaper than ours,
00:50:28you and your janitor
00:50:29boy toy
00:50:30have to scrub
00:50:31all six bathrooms
00:50:31in the house.
00:50:34Why are you
00:50:35so obsessed with price?
00:50:37It's the thought
00:50:38that counts.
00:50:44Seriously,
00:50:44who gives a fuck
00:50:45about thought?
00:50:47What?
00:50:48Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:50We'll take your bet.
00:50:51But if our wine
00:50:53is the more expensive one,
00:50:54what do we get in return?
00:50:56If your bottle
00:50:58is more expensive
00:50:59than mine,
00:51:00then I,
00:51:01Gavin Winters,
00:51:02will apologize
00:51:03to you
00:51:04from the bottom
00:51:05of my heart.
00:51:07Ugh,
00:51:07boring.
00:51:08New rules.
00:51:09If we lose,
00:51:11I'll admit to
00:51:11everyone in the room
00:51:13that Nora's trash husband
00:51:14is better than mine.
00:51:15And I'll show him
00:51:16the utmost respect
00:51:17every time I see him.
00:51:18But if you lose,
00:51:20you have to get down
00:51:22and lick the wine
00:51:23off my shoes.
00:51:35market price,
00:51:36$200,000.
00:51:51market price,
00:51:52$500,000.
00:51:53Ooh,
00:51:55half a million?
00:51:56Oh my goodness!
00:51:57Oh my goodness!
00:51:58Oh my goodness!
00:52:07Market price,
00:52:08$1 million.
00:52:13$200,000?
00:52:14$500,000?
00:52:15A million?
00:52:16What are those bottles
00:52:17made of?
00:52:18Gold?
00:52:18Richard,
00:52:19you just don't get it.
00:52:21With fine wine,
00:52:22it's the age
00:52:23and the terroir
00:52:24that separate the gems
00:52:26from the phonies.
00:52:29Incredible!
00:52:30You could buy a whole house
00:52:31with this kind of money.
00:52:32Bianca's new husband
00:52:34is quite impressive.
00:52:36Just a token
00:52:37of my appreciation,
00:52:39Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:41These bottles
00:52:42are reserved for
00:52:43Invitica's
00:52:43most distinguished
00:52:44VIP clients.
00:52:46Split.
00:52:47They're expensive.
00:52:49But what really matters
00:52:50is status
00:52:51and exclusivity.
00:52:53Couldn't agree more.
00:52:54And if anyone
00:52:56embodies status
00:52:57and exclusivity,
00:52:58it's us Hawthorne's.
00:53:02And as for you,
00:53:03you bastard,
00:53:06I demand
00:53:07an apology.
00:53:10Wait, Daddy.
00:53:12Let's have a little
00:53:13fun first.
00:53:14You really did
00:53:15snatch this off
00:53:16some bum,
00:53:17didn't you?
00:53:18Insult Elfus again
00:53:19and you'll regret it.
00:53:25Shut it.
00:53:26Biggest mistake
00:53:27of my life
00:53:28was having
00:53:28a worthless
00:53:29daughter like you.
00:53:33Now,
00:53:34get out of my sight.
00:53:36Let's just go Elfus.
00:53:38They don't deserve
00:53:39your gift.
00:53:40Wait a second,
00:53:41sore losers.
00:53:42we had a bet.
00:53:43You're not walking
00:53:44out of here
00:53:45until you lick
00:53:45the wine off my shoes.
00:53:49And while you're at it,
00:53:51why don't you strip
00:53:52that dress down
00:53:53and clean my shoes
00:53:54as well?
00:53:55Fuck.
00:53:58Fuck.
00:53:59I'll do it,
00:54:00but you have
00:54:00to stop
00:54:01insulting Elfus.
00:54:11Wait, Nora.
00:54:12Nora,
00:54:13we don't even know
00:54:13who the winner is yet.
00:54:16Elvis,
00:54:16you don't have to,
00:54:17it's fine.
00:54:22Price calculating.
00:54:25One million?
00:54:26Price calculating.
00:54:27How is it still going up?
00:54:31Impossible.
00:54:32That's impossible.
00:54:34Impossible.
00:54:50Welcome
00:54:51to the
00:54:52Find Your Fiancé
00:54:53AI matchmaking event.
00:54:55Our super algorithm
00:54:57will match
00:54:58the Hawthorne sisters
00:54:59with their
00:55:00destined soulmates.
00:55:02Boss?
00:55:03Everything's ready to go.
00:55:05Are you sure
00:55:05you want to pose
00:55:06as a janitor
00:55:07at your own
00:55:08AI matchmaking event?
00:55:09It doesn't matter.
00:55:10Even as a janitor,
00:55:11my algorithm
00:55:12will still pick
00:55:12the right person for me.
00:55:14The algorithm's
00:55:15never wrong.
00:55:16Soon,
00:55:16the world will see
00:55:16our daughters match
00:55:17with the Elite.
00:55:18It's perfect branding
00:55:19for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:21Excellent.
00:55:22Bianca's match
00:55:23will take us to the top.
00:55:24As for Nora,
00:55:26if her match
00:55:26isn't powerful enough,
00:55:27she's off to that
00:55:28old man's bed
00:55:29the moment
00:55:30this event wraps.
00:55:32If my match today
00:55:33is powerful enough,
00:55:34maybe I can escape
00:55:35the arranged marriage.
00:55:38Welcome.
00:55:39This is my last chance.
00:55:42Could it be me?
00:55:44Man,
00:55:44if I could marry
00:55:45one of them,
00:55:45either one
00:55:46would be worth it.
00:55:50Congratulations, Nora.
00:55:52Invitica AI
00:55:53has matched you
00:55:54with Gavin Winters,
00:55:56Invitica's
00:55:56chief operating officer.
00:55:59Okay,
00:56:00this might work.
00:56:01And Bianca
00:56:02is matched
00:56:02with Elvis Blythe,
00:56:04a janitor.
00:56:05How dare the AI
00:56:06match the world
00:56:07with a billionaire
00:56:07if I'm stuck
00:56:08with a piss-poor janitor?
00:56:11Hey, babe.
00:56:13Gavin's the name,
00:56:15money's the game.
00:56:16Ten billion a year,
00:56:17to be exact.
00:56:18Bet you're glad
00:56:19you landed
00:56:19on a stud like me.
00:56:20Sir,
00:56:21Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:23He could have seen
00:56:23you at last year
00:56:24at Global Exec Summit.
00:56:25Aren't you afraid
00:56:26he'll recognize you?
00:56:27Invitica's just
00:56:28one of many companies
00:56:29I have under
00:56:30Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:31Their COO
00:56:32would never find out
00:56:33who I really am.
00:56:37The algorithm
00:56:37got it all wrong.
00:56:39You deserve
00:56:40to be with someone
00:56:41in your league,
00:56:42not this discount
00:56:43Cinderella.
00:56:45Who doesn't love
00:56:45an upgrade, right?
00:56:54This outcome
00:56:55is unexpected.
00:56:56Interesting.
00:56:57Don't worry,
00:56:58poor little Cinderella.
00:57:00The algorithm
00:57:01can't predict everything.
00:57:03Ready for Dad
00:57:03to marry you off
00:57:04to some old piezer?
00:57:06Is this really the end?
00:57:11That janitor?
00:57:12He has Bianca's match.
00:57:14Fine.
00:57:15I'll take him.
00:57:16My fate is mine
00:57:17to decide.
00:57:17I'm getting married
00:57:19today.
00:57:20What's she gonna do?
00:57:26Just play along?
00:57:29What?
00:57:44What a surprise.
00:57:47Beautiful.
00:57:48And such a fighter.
00:57:49Interesting.
00:57:50Nora!
00:57:51The hell are you doing?
00:57:52Get that trash trucker
00:57:54away from my daughter
00:57:55now!
00:57:56What a joke!
00:57:56The poor janitor
00:57:58actually married
00:57:58into the Hawthorne family?
00:58:02Do you think maybe
00:58:05you'd consider marrying me?
00:58:07My AI didn't account for her,
00:58:09which makes her
00:58:10the perfect test subject.
00:58:12Look at me, princess.
00:58:12I'm just a janitor.
00:58:14Your dress costs
00:58:15more than my life savings.
00:58:17Are you sure you want
00:58:18to trade a millionaire
00:58:19for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:22That perfect algorithm
00:58:24is a scam
00:58:25that knows nothing
00:58:26about true love.
00:58:29True love can be modeled.
00:58:31It just requires
00:58:32a more complex
00:58:32set of code.
00:58:34Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:37I'm not some line
00:58:38of code, though.
00:58:39Is she doubting
00:58:40my data?
00:58:41I love turning a doubter
00:58:43into a believer.
00:58:45All right.
00:58:46Let's make a bet.
00:58:47A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:49Yes, I've fallen
00:58:50in love with you.
00:58:51You win.
00:58:52And you'll get half.
00:58:54Everything I own.
00:58:58A what?
00:59:00A mop and a bucket?
00:59:02Where does a janitor
00:59:03like you get
00:59:04so much confidence from?
00:59:06Tell you what.
00:59:07If I fall for you,
00:59:08you get half a money.
00:59:10Deal.
00:59:12I like those odds.
00:59:16I'll take this janitor's
00:59:17pride and his bet.
00:59:19Anything's better
00:59:20than my dad's deals.
00:59:28We're getting married.
00:59:32Victor!
00:59:36Let the games begin,
00:59:39Miss Blythe.
00:59:46Boss, that makeup
00:59:47took you five hours.
00:59:49Are you really just
00:59:50gonna wash it off?
00:59:52I need to start
00:59:52looking my best.
00:59:53Once I plant the seed
00:59:54of attraction in her heart,
00:59:56it'll grow into love.
00:59:58I'm winning this bet.
01:00:01Marrying the janitor.
01:00:03You have made us
01:00:04the Laughingstock Valley.
01:00:06Nora,
01:00:07you took with that loser
01:00:08the marriage is off.
01:00:10Looks too bad.
01:00:11We already signed the papers.
01:00:13I guess I'm officially
01:00:14a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:16Fine.
01:00:17But when it all falls apart,
01:00:19don't come crawling back to us
01:00:21begging for forgiveness.
01:00:23You.
01:00:24Throw out our luggage.
01:00:26Please, no, wait, stop!
01:00:43Now that you're a janitor's wife,
01:00:45you should get used
01:00:46to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:47Sure you can handle
01:00:48being homeless, sis?
01:00:49Stay away from her, Bianca.
01:00:51Poverty stinks.
01:00:54And it's contagious.
01:00:57Oh, my God!
01:00:58Has anyone seen
01:00:59my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:01:01I know!
01:01:02He's off scrubbing
01:01:03toilets somewhere.
01:01:09Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:11He isn't backing out now,
01:01:12is he?
01:01:13Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:15Watch out!
01:01:38Is this the man
01:01:40I just married?
01:01:42Wait.
01:01:43Those eyes.
01:01:47Those muscles.
01:01:50Is this the man
01:01:51I just married?
01:01:53Whoa, he's...
01:01:54He's handsome.
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:01Are you okay?
01:02:02Why did you jump in the way?
01:02:04I have to protect
01:02:05my new bride, don't I?
01:02:06Is this what it's like
01:02:07to be cared for?
01:02:09No.
01:02:09Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:11He's just your contract husband.
01:02:13Winning this bet
01:02:14is going to be
01:02:15a piece of cake.
01:02:16Fuck!
01:02:17The janitor
01:02:18is way too hot
01:02:19for a homely bitch
01:02:19like Nora.
01:02:24What the fuck?
01:02:25You literally
01:02:25just used me
01:02:26as a human shield.
01:02:27Get real, babe.
01:02:29This brain
01:02:29is worth billions
01:02:30to Invitica.
01:02:31Not some cheap janitor
01:02:33whose life costs
01:02:33five bucks.
01:02:35You're right.
01:02:36Brains beat looks.
01:02:37This shit scrubber
01:02:38might have a nice body,
01:02:40but his bank account
01:02:41is malnourished.
01:02:47Horses?
01:02:48Gavin's money
01:02:49really does grow
01:02:50on trees.
01:02:51My husband
01:02:52is the future
01:02:53of Silicon Valley.
01:02:55He might even surpass
01:02:56Mr. S
01:02:57as the richest man alive.
01:02:58Surpass me?
01:03:00Gavin's lucky
01:03:01he's even breathing
01:03:01the same air as me.
01:03:03Mr. S?
01:03:04That's an ambitious goal.
01:03:05Oh, look,
01:03:06the janitor
01:03:07has opinions now.
01:03:08Either way,
01:03:09you're nothing
01:03:09but a sewer rat
01:03:10next to a guy like me.
01:03:11It's a shame
01:03:12you'll never get
01:03:12behind the wheel
01:03:13of this thing.
01:03:14You'll see how different
01:03:15we really are.
01:03:16A Porsche doesn't
01:03:17make you a man.
01:03:18It just makes you
01:03:19a coward
01:03:19in a faster car.
01:03:21Oh, how poetic.
01:03:22Spoken like a true
01:03:23loser's wife.
01:03:25Still acting tough?
01:03:27Don't tell me.
01:03:28You two are actually
01:03:29planning to walk home.
01:03:33Bring out my car.
01:03:54What the hell
01:03:55is that thing?
01:03:56A garbage truck
01:03:57for a professional
01:03:59garbage sweeper.
01:04:00How perfect.
01:04:03Get out of here.
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:17I'm sorry about this.
01:04:19Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:20This is super cool.
01:04:22I've never been
01:04:22in a car like this before.
01:04:29Come on.
01:04:30Come on.
01:04:49Lucas, I asked for a small
01:04:51house, not a coffin.
01:04:53It's a nice place
01:04:54for a janitor.
01:04:56Make yourself at home.
01:04:57There's only one bedroom,
01:04:58so you'll sleep there
01:05:00and I'll take the couch.
01:05:02I feel bad making you
01:05:04sleep here every night.
01:05:05I couldn't do that.
01:05:07So you'd rather
01:05:07we share the bed?
01:05:08Well, no.
01:05:10I didn't mean that.
01:05:11It's just, I...
01:05:13Whatever makes you feel good.
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:16I'm just gonna
01:05:17get some clothes out.
01:05:21Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:29You sure did come
01:05:30prepare for our first night
01:05:31together, didn't you?
01:05:33Just give it back.
01:05:36No.
01:05:36Give it back.
01:05:37Hey, come on.
01:05:39Give it back.
01:05:43It was chess.
01:05:45It feels amazing.
01:05:47You really can't wait,
01:05:48can you?
01:05:49We're married now.
01:05:51We'll use it
01:05:51sooner or later,
01:05:53you know?
01:05:56Sooner or later.
01:06:08I'd say the sooner
01:06:09the better.
01:06:12I need some water.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:18How cute.
01:06:20I still win this round,
01:06:21though.
01:06:22It's only a matter of time
01:06:23before you fall for me.
01:06:32He goes shirtless
01:06:33just to fix a pipe?
01:06:35Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:38Look at this muscle.
01:06:40He's too fine.
01:06:45Oh!
01:06:46Elvis!
01:06:48Oh, shit!
01:06:53Oh, gosh.
01:06:57No, I'm so sorry.
01:06:59I didn't know you were there.
01:07:00Oh, my gosh.
01:07:02She's perfect.
01:07:04She's hot.
01:07:06If you think
01:07:07ogling after me
01:07:07after torpedoing me
01:07:08with water
01:07:09is going to make me
01:07:09fall in love with you,
01:07:10you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:15You like to suck?
01:07:16I'm just kidding.
01:07:18Oh, my.
01:07:21Those arms
01:07:22are wider
01:07:22than my waist.
01:07:24Are janitors
01:07:25supposed to be
01:07:26built like that?
01:07:27Now,
01:07:28hold still
01:07:29and
01:07:30maybe
01:07:32let me enjoy
01:07:33my perks.
01:07:34Sorry
01:07:34for getting you
01:07:35high.
01:07:36I'm usually
01:07:37a lot better
01:07:37at fixing things.
01:07:38No, no, no.
01:07:39Fix your maps.
01:07:40They're perfect.
01:07:43The pipe.
01:07:45I'm at the pipe.
01:07:46Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:49I'm just going to
01:07:50go back to my room.
01:07:51It's freezing here
01:07:51and I'm soaking wet.
01:07:54Freezing?
01:07:56Well, let me warm you up.
01:08:01What is he trying
01:08:02to do to me?
01:08:06All right.
01:08:07If you want to build
01:08:07heat in your core,
01:08:08you have to engage it.
01:08:09Sure.
01:08:11Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:12So,
01:08:14can you not
01:08:14stand so close?
01:08:16How else am I
01:08:16supposed to correct
01:08:17your form?
01:08:18My form?
01:08:19What, are you a
01:08:20yogi now?
01:08:20I thought you
01:08:21were a janitor.
01:08:22I guess I'm
01:08:22full surprise at it.
01:08:25I'm going to
01:08:25spread your stance
01:08:26a bit.
01:08:29Ready?
01:08:33This is punishment.
01:08:35I touched
01:08:36his abs
01:08:36for three seconds
01:08:37and now his hands
01:08:39are grabbing
01:08:39my butt.
01:08:40Good, now
01:08:41downward dog.
01:08:43Deeper.
01:08:45I can't.
01:08:48Hold it.
01:08:49Don't come up.
01:08:50Please.
01:08:51It hurts.
01:08:53Dammit, Nora.
01:08:55Don't make that noise.
01:08:56Wow, you're a lot
01:08:57tighter than I thought.
01:09:07heart rate 140.
01:09:09Respiratory rate
01:09:1128%.
01:09:14Skin conductivity
01:09:1640%.
01:09:17Now, your body
01:09:18feels a whole lot
01:09:19like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:20No, no,
01:09:22it's the workout.
01:09:23I'm going to win the bet.
01:09:25Just you.
01:09:26Wait.
01:09:29Why are your hands
01:09:30shaking?
01:09:31You mean to tell me
01:09:32that your heart
01:09:33isn't beating like a
01:09:34snare drum because of me?
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:37It is because of you.
01:09:42What?
01:09:48What about your little
01:09:49friend?
01:09:50Why is your little
01:09:51friend so
01:09:53hard?
01:09:56She's a menace.
01:09:57I was trying to
01:09:58break her, but
01:10:00I'm the one
01:10:01losing control.
01:10:05Let him answer that
01:10:06for himself.
01:10:09Let him answer that
01:10:10for himself.
01:10:11Oh, boy there, buddy.
01:10:15Who's the one
01:10:16losing control now?
01:10:22You want me more
01:10:23than I want you.
01:10:25Did the perfect
01:10:25algorithm predict that?
01:10:27I'm going to go
01:10:28shower.
01:10:30Alone.
01:10:32No peekings.
01:10:36I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:39We'll see about that.
01:10:45Hey, so my dad's
01:10:47birthday party is next
01:10:48week, and they're
01:10:49hosting a dinner.
01:10:51You want your husband
01:10:52to attend?
01:10:53That's sweet.
01:10:54Actually, it's just
01:10:56it's going to be this
01:10:56whole gross wealth
01:10:58measuring contest, and
01:10:59Bianca and the others
01:11:00are going to target you.
01:11:00I just know it.
01:11:01They're going to make
01:11:01fun of your clothes,
01:11:03your gifts, your
01:11:05everything.
01:11:06So I would embarrass
01:11:07you.
01:11:08No, no, it's just
01:11:10I don't want to make
01:11:13you go through that.
01:11:15Those people, they only
01:11:17see dollar signs.
01:11:20She's trying to protect
01:11:21me.
01:11:22It's funny, I don't
01:11:22remember seeing send
01:11:23Nora into the Lions
01:11:24then in our marriage
01:11:25contract.
01:11:26Why are you being so
01:11:27nice to me?
01:11:28You don't even know me.
01:11:30Because you're better
01:11:31than all of them.
01:11:34You deserve to be
01:11:35treated like a queen.
01:11:37No one has ever
01:11:38stood in my corner
01:11:39like this, for
01:11:40whatever you'd say.
01:11:44Don't waste whatever
01:11:45little money you have
01:11:46on expensive gifts.
01:11:48They won't appreciate
01:11:49it anyways.
01:11:57Prepare the best gift
01:11:58you could find.
01:11:58one the Hawthorne
01:12:00family can't refuse
01:12:01and something
01:12:02Gavin Winters
01:12:02couldn't get his
01:12:03hands on in a
01:12:04million years.
01:12:07This was a mistake.
01:12:09We shouldn't have
01:12:09come.
01:12:09It's okay, babe.
01:12:10We got this.
01:12:24You ready?
01:12:28You actually brought
01:12:29your janitor husband
01:12:30to dad's birthday party?
01:12:32I knew you were
01:12:33shameless, Nora,
01:12:34but God,
01:12:35this is a new low
01:12:35for you.
01:12:37I'm shameless.
01:12:39At least my husband's
01:12:40face wasn't plastered
01:12:41across the stadium screen
01:12:42for the whole world to see
01:12:43after just one week
01:12:44of marriage.
01:12:45I don't know
01:12:46what you're talking
01:12:46about.
01:12:47Are you fucking
01:12:48cheating on me
01:12:49on screen?
01:12:52Bianca!
01:12:56Surprise.
01:12:57Hey.
01:13:04You brought the janitor?
01:13:06Well, Daddy,
01:13:07since he's already here,
01:13:08I thought he could
01:13:09make himself useful
01:13:10and give the toilets
01:13:11a good scrubbing.
01:13:12Maybe shine Gavin's
01:13:14shoes while he's at it?
01:13:15Hey, lock it off.
01:13:20Don't listen to them.
01:13:24It's okay.
01:13:26Mr. Hawthorne,
01:13:27I heard how much
01:13:28of a wine connoisseur
01:13:29you are,
01:13:30so I decided
01:13:31to bring a few pieces
01:13:32from my wine collection
01:13:33just for you.
01:13:39Good man.
01:13:41Excellent.
01:13:42Bianca sure did pick
01:13:43the right man to marry.
01:13:45All right.
01:13:46Enough standing around.
01:13:47Let's all go inside.
01:13:48Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:52Let's just go.
01:13:53I am not putting up
01:13:54with this.
01:13:55Hey, come on.
01:13:56I didn't bring this gift
01:13:56for nothing.
01:13:57Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:59I don't know this.
01:14:01Elvis!
01:14:02Elvis!
01:14:11Are you crazy?
01:14:13Pouring cold water
01:14:14on someone
01:14:14in the dead of winter.
01:14:16Just for disinfection purposes,
01:14:18with all the germs
01:14:19janitors pick up,
01:14:20you have no idea
01:14:21how many diseases
01:14:22he's carrying.
01:14:23Open a window,
01:14:24would you?
01:14:25Just gave this guy a bath
01:14:26and he still smells like shit.
01:14:30Elvis may be a janitor,
01:14:32but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:36Gevinson passed around
01:14:37like a blunt.
01:14:38Who knows how many
01:14:38STDs he has?
01:14:39If anyone needs disinfecting,
01:14:42it's him.
01:14:44Elvis is my husband,
01:14:46and you will respect him.
01:14:48You little...
01:14:49Mom!
01:14:50Do something!
01:14:52How dare you?
01:14:54Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:14:56He keeps that whole company running
01:14:58and makes millions doing it.
01:15:00That's the kind of person
01:15:01that deserves respect.
01:15:06You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:15:09It's your father's birthday
01:15:10and you show up here
01:15:11empty-handed
01:15:13with some guy
01:15:14that looks like
01:15:14he just crawled out
01:15:15of a dumpster.
01:15:17You should have stayed home.
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:19How's your dumpster diver
01:15:21going to scrounge up the cash
01:15:22for a gift for dad?
01:15:24My Gavin
01:15:25brought bottles of wine
01:15:27worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:28And those are just
01:15:30the cheap ones.
01:15:33In 1945,
01:15:35Romani Conti,
01:15:36a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc,
01:15:39and in 1990,
01:15:40Henri Jaya,
01:15:42Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:44Impressive.
01:15:45These must be
01:15:46your most prized collections.
01:15:48Well, well, well.
01:15:49Looks like our resident janitor
01:15:51knows about more
01:15:52than just scrubbing toilets.
01:15:54You are right, though.
01:15:55Those are
01:15:55top-of-the-line bottles.
01:16:02Especially this one,
01:16:03Mr. Hawthorne.
01:16:04They don't call
01:16:05Henry Jaya
01:16:06the billionaire's
01:16:07wine for nothing.
01:16:09Why don't we go
01:16:10and open this bad boy up,
01:16:12Sheldon?
01:16:13Splendid.
01:16:18You're what
01:16:19every son-in-law
01:16:20should be,
01:16:21Gavin.
01:16:23Man, you went all out.
01:16:25But the bottle I brought
01:16:27puts yours to shame.
01:16:31But the bottle I brought
01:16:33puts yours to shame.
01:16:36You've got a lot of nerve
01:16:37thinking you can
01:16:38outdo Gavin.
01:16:40Let's see what kind of garbage
01:16:41you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:48What's this?
01:16:50Homemade moonshine?
01:16:52There's no label.
01:16:54Who knows
01:16:54if it's even safe.
01:16:55Hell, it could be
01:16:56full of deadly toxins.
01:16:58Legit looks like
01:16:59you snatched it
01:16:59off some hobo.
01:17:00What are you trying to do?
01:17:02Poison our dad?
01:17:03No.
01:17:03No, please.
01:17:04Shut up!
01:17:05This is the most
01:17:06appalling gift
01:17:07I've ever received
01:17:09in my life.
01:17:10Now,
01:17:10take your
01:17:12street rat boyfriend
01:17:13and leave!
01:17:16Did it not occur to you
01:17:17that my bottle
01:17:18is unlabeled
01:17:19because it's
01:17:20highly exclusive?
01:17:32Luckily,
01:17:33I have this
01:17:34AI-powered scanner.
01:17:36It's one of
01:17:37Invitica's newest
01:17:37inventions.
01:17:39Scan
01:17:39any product
01:17:40and it tells you
01:17:41its exact value.
01:17:42Doesn't even need
01:17:43a barcode.
01:17:44This will prove
01:17:45that this janitor
01:17:46is bluffing.
01:17:47Nora!
01:17:48How about this?
01:17:50If your wine's
01:17:51cheaper than ours,
01:17:52you and your
01:17:53janitor boy toy
01:17:54have to scrub
01:17:55all six bathrooms
01:17:56in the house.
01:17:58Why are you
01:17:59so obsessed
01:18:00with price?
01:18:01It's the thought
01:18:02that counts.
01:18:08Seriously,
01:18:08who gives a fuck
01:18:10about thought?
01:18:11What?
01:18:12Afraid you're
01:18:12going to lose?
01:18:14We'll take your bet.
01:18:16But if our wine
01:18:17is the more
01:18:17expensive one,
01:18:18what do we get
01:18:19in return?
01:18:21If your bottle
01:18:22is more expensive
01:18:23than mine,
01:18:24then I,
01:18:25Gavin Winters,
01:18:26will apologize
01:18:28to you
01:18:28from the bottom
01:18:29of my heart.
01:18:31Ugh!
01:18:32Boring!
01:18:32New rules!
01:18:33If we lose,
01:18:35I'll admit to
01:18:36everyone in the room
01:18:37that Nora's
01:18:37trash husband
01:18:38is better than mine.
01:18:39And I'll show him
01:18:40the utmost respect
01:18:41every time I see him.
01:18:42But if you lose,
01:18:44you have to get down
01:18:46and lick the wine
01:18:47off my shoes.
01:18:59Market price,
01:19:01200 grand.
01:19:15Market price,
01:19:16500 grand.
01:19:18Half a million?
01:19:20Oh my goodness!
01:19:22Oh yes.
01:19:32Market price,
01:19:33one million.
01:19:37200,000?
01:19:39500,000?
01:19:39A million?
01:19:40What are those
01:19:41bottles made of?
01:19:42Gold?
01:19:43Richard,
01:19:44you just don't get it.
01:19:45With fine wine,
01:19:46it's the age
01:19:47and the terroir
01:19:48that separate
01:19:49the gems
01:19:51from the phonies.
01:19:53Incredible!
01:19:54You could buy
01:19:54a whole house
01:19:55with this kind of money.
01:19:56Bianca's new husband
01:19:58is quite impressive.
01:20:00Just a token,
01:20:01of my appreciation,
01:20:03Mr. Hawthorne.
01:20:05These bottles
01:20:06are reserved for
01:20:07Invitica's most
01:20:08distinguished VIP clients.
01:20:10Splendid.
01:20:11They're expensive.
01:20:13But what really matters
01:20:14is status
01:20:15and exclusivity.
01:20:17Couldn't agree more.
01:20:19And if anyone
01:20:20embodies status
01:20:21and exclusivity,
01:20:23it's us Hawthorns.
01:20:26And as for you,
01:20:27you bastard,
01:20:30I demand
01:20:31an apology.
01:20:35Wait, Daddy.
01:20:36Let's have a little fun first.
01:20:38You really did
01:20:39snatch this off
01:20:40some bum,
01:20:41didn't you?
01:20:43Insult Ellis again
01:20:43and you'll regret it.
01:20:49Shut it.
01:20:50Biggest mistake
01:20:51of my life
01:20:52was having
01:20:53a worthless
01:20:53daughter like you.
01:20:57Now,
01:20:58get out of my sight.
01:21:00Let's just go else.
01:21:02They don't deserve
01:21:03your gift.
01:21:04Wait a second,
01:21:05sore losers.
01:21:06We had a bet.
01:21:07You're not walking
01:21:08out of here
01:21:09until you lick
01:21:10the wine
01:21:10off my shoes.
01:21:14And while
01:21:14you're at it,
01:21:15why don't you
01:21:16strip that dress
01:21:17down
01:21:17and clean
01:21:18my shoes as well?
01:21:22Fine.
01:21:23I'll do it,
01:21:24but you have
01:21:25to stop
01:21:25insulting Elvis.
01:21:35Wait, Nora.
01:21:36Nora,
01:21:37we don't even know
01:21:37who the winner is yet.
01:21:40Elvis,
01:21:40you don't have to.
01:21:41It's fine.
01:21:46Price calculated.
01:21:49One million?
01:21:50Price calculated.
01:21:51How is it still going up?
01:21:55Impossible.
01:21:56That's impossible.
01:22:10$1 per month.
01:22:11.
01:22:11.
01:22:11You